E1 - Alya Hides Her Feelings in Russian
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SIGN Seirei Academy
[00:03] Girl1
Morning.
[00:04] Girl2
Morning!
[00:08] Girl1
Who is that? She's so pretty!
[00:10] Boy3
Check it out.
[00:11] Boy4
What? Whoa, it's Kujo-san.
[00:14] Boy4
Today's gonna be a good day.
SIGN Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo. Born to a Russian father.
Her grades are top of the school. She's also excellent at sports. Starting this year, she serves as the student council treasurer.
[00:21] Somegirl
She's so dreamy.
[00:25] Ando
Heya.
[00:27] Ando
Morning, Kujo-san. And what
a pleasant morning it is, wouldn't you say?
[00:31] Alya
Good morning.
[00:34] Ando
It's our first time talking, I think?
[00:36] Ando
I'm Ando, a second-year.
[00:38] Ando
Your sister has told me lots about you,
[00:41] Ando
and I've been wanting
to meet you because of it.
[00:44] Ando
What do you say to having lunch together today?
[00:48] Alya
No, thanks.
[00:51] Ando
You drive a hard bargain. In that case,
[00:54] Ando
could we exchange contact details at least?
[00:57] Alya
I'm afraid I must refuse.
I have absolutely zero interest in you.
[01:05] Alya
If that's all, I must be going now.
[01:09] Alya
Oh, one last thing.
[01:11] Alya
Your necklace is against school rules.
[01:17] Boy3
Whoa, she shot down Ando-senpai,
the most coveted guy in school, like nothing!
[01:21] Boy3
Talk about having high standards.
[01:25] Somegirl
Kujo-san's here.
[01:31] Alya
Morning, Kuze-kun.
[01:37] Alya
Morning, Kuze-kun.
Stayed up watching late-night anime again?
[01:41] Masachika
Oh, hey. Morning, Alya.
[01:43] Masachika
Yeah, something like that.
[01:46] Alya
You never learn, do you?
[01:48] Alya
You sacrifice sleep to watch your anime
[01:50] Alya
and then snooze through school.
What's the point?
[01:54] Masachika
Hey, the anime finished airing at 1 AM.
[01:57] Masachika
The episode discussion took longer.
[02:01] Alya
Discussion?
[02:02] Alya
Oh, like on Twitter?
[02:05] Masachika
Nah. An otaku buddy and I
talked about it for two hours on a call.
[02:09] Alya
Are you insane?
[02:11] Masachika
"Insane," eh? Let's think about it.
[02:14] Masachika
If professing my love for a particular work
with no regard for time or place
[02:19] Masachika
is the definition of insanity,
then I will gladly admit I am insane.
[02:23] Alya
I take it back. You're just plain stupid.
[02:27] Masachika
I see you're in rare form today.
[02:33] Alya
милашка.
[02:36] Alya
What?
[02:37] Masachika
Uh, did you say something?
[02:40] Alya
Nothing special.
[02:41] Alya
I just said you look pathetic.
[02:43] Masachika
Well, excuse me.
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[02:46] Masachika
Huh?
[02:47] Alya
What's wrong?
[02:48] Masachika
Oh, man.
[02:50] Masachika
Sorry, Alya, can I see your
chemistry workbook?
[02:54] Alya
What, you forgot again?
[02:56] Masachika
Yeah, I probably left it at home.
[03:00] Alya
Sure, I guess.
[03:01] Masachika
Thanks!
[03:11] Chemteach
Iron. Cobalt.
SIGN Chromium
Manganese
Iron
Cobalt
[03:13] Chemteach
What comes next?
[03:18] Chemteach
Oh, do you know the answer, Kuze?
[03:20] Masachika
Huh? Uh...
[03:24] Masachika
Sorry about that.
SIGN Chromium
Manganese
Iron
Cobalt
[03:27] Chemteach
If you know, then tell the class.
[03:29] Masachika
O-Okay.
[03:32] Masachika
Wait, what question are we even on?
SIGN Copper
[03:39] Masachika
It's 2! Copper!
[03:40] Chemteach
Wrong.
[03:41] Chemteach
Your turn, Kujo.
[03:43] Alya
Yes, sir.
[03:45] Alya
It's 8. Nickel.
[03:47] Chemteach
Correct.
[03:48] Chemteach
Try to pay attention in class, Kuze.
[03:52] Masachika
Yes, sir.
SIGN Manganese
Iron
Cobalt
Nickel
[03:55] Masachika
Don't just give me the wrong answer!
[03:58] Alya
I was simply pointing out
which question we were on.
[04:01] Masachika
Yeah, right!
[04:03] Masachika
You were clearly pointing
at the second choice!
[04:05] Alya
Lies and slander.
[04:09] Masachika
Try to be a little less obvious!
[04:11] Alya
милашка.
[04:14] Masachika
What was that?
[04:16] Alya
I called you stupid.
[04:22] (Flashback) Alya
милашка.
[04:25] Alya
милашка.
SIGN You cutie, you.
[04:27] Masachika
What do you mean*, cutie?!
[04:29] Masachika
You said that before, too!
[04:31] Masachika
I can understand you, you know!
SIGN Look at you. You're red as a baby.
[04:41] Masachika
Who're you calling a baby? You little...
SIGN Sometimes
SIGN in Russian
SIGN Hides Her
SIGN Feelings
SIGN Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
[06:15] Masachika
As a kid, I often played with a Russian girl*
who lived near my grandpa's place.
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN Alya Hides Her Feelings in Russian
[06:22] Masachika
I must've picked it up then.
[06:24] Masachika
And I can still pretty much
understand spoken Russian.
[06:28] Masachika
But who woulda thought
it'd lead to this bizarre situation?
[06:32] Masachika
This cute Russian girl next to me fawns
over me exclusively in Russian, and I know!
[06:40] Masachika
If I came out and admitted it now...
[06:48] Masachika
Nope, not happening.
[06:56] Alya
Outside of emergencies and cases
where they're needed for reference,
[06:59] Alya
the use of mobile phones
is banned within school grounds.
[07:01] Masachika
Which means this is allowed,
because this is an emergency.
[07:06] Alya
I'm going to ask you against
my better judgment: how, exactly?
[07:09] Masachika
Free rolls end in ten minutes.
[07:13] Alya
You have some nerve, pulling this stunt
beside a student council officer.
[07:17] Masachika
Let's go! SSR Tsukuyomi is mine!
[07:20] Alya
I'm taking that!
[07:21] Masachika
No!
[07:23] Alya
Tsukuyomi? Like, the goddess
of the moon in Japanese mythology?
[07:28] Alya
Why is her hair silver and not jet black?
[07:31] Masachika
Who knows? Probably a nod to the moon.
[07:33] Masachika
Who cares about that, anyway? She's cute.
[07:37] Masachika
You are too kind, milady!
[07:41] Masachika
Man, I really rolled Tsukuyomi-sama.
SIGN I have silver hair too, you know... You cheater.
[07:52] Masachika
Uh, what was that?
[07:53] Alya
I called you a game junkie.
[07:57] Masachika
Hey, them's fighting words.
[08:00] Alya
Wh-What?
[08:02] Masachika
You can't call me a junkie when I'm F2P.
[08:05] Masachika
That's an affront to
the true junkies: the P2W whales.
[08:12] Alya
You make a good point. Nobody would
want to be put in the same category as you.
[08:16] Masachika
Savage!
[08:19] Alya
And here I thought you actually looked
serious and committed for once.
[08:22] Masachika
Now, now. Commitment is my middle name,
and that's an understatement.
[08:27] Alya
It's the overstatement of the century.
[08:30] Masachika
You do realize we have
another 80 years to go?
[08:35] Takeshi
Gwargh! I wanna be a hit with the ladies!
[08:40] Hikaru
What are you eating, Masachika?
[08:42] Masachika
Super spicy mapo ramen.
[08:43] Takeshi
Hey! Don't ignore my soulful plea!
[08:47] Hikaru
I figured it was
just the usual outburst.
[08:49] Takeshi
Oh, great. Check out Mr. Hot Stuff over here.
[08:52] Boy
Look, it's the student council!
SIGN Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo
Student Council Treasurer
[08:55] Alya
We got here late. Are there any seats open?
SIGN Mariya Mikhailovna Kujo
Student Council Secretary
[08:59] Mariya
It's okay. I'll eat over there
with my classmates.
SIGN Suou Yuki
Student Council Spokesperson
[09:04] Yuki
Thank you for your
consideration, Masha-senpai.
[09:08] Hikaru
The Kujo sisters are both so pretty.
[09:12] Takeshi
Kujo-senpai is so pretty.
I'd love to get to know all about her.
[09:17] Hikaru
I hear she's got a boyfriend, though.
[09:20] Masachika
Huh.
[09:21] Hikaru
She keeps turning down boys who ask her out,
saying she's already dating someone.
[09:27] Masachika
Taken or not, Takeshi's still got no shot.
[09:30] Takeshi
Shut it! Don't get a big head
just 'cause you're friends with Lady Alya!
[09:34] Takeshi
Guh, I hate you.
[09:37] Takeshi
How come you get to address
that ice queen with her nickname?
[09:42] Masachika
It's cool, I guess.
[09:45] Masachika
But she does keep snapping at me.
[09:48] Takeshi
Hey, it's better than getting no response.
[09:50] Takeshi
She basically never talks to anyone else.
[09:53] Masachika
Guess that's what sitting next to her
for more than a year gets you.
[09:57] Takeshi
If I had to shoot my shot with one
of those three, it'd have to be Suou-san.
[10:01] Takeshi
She's approachable, unlike Lady Alya,
so it feels like she's gettable!
[10:05] Takeshi
Not that she isn't out of
most guys' league, of course.
[10:08] Hikaru
Is she gettable, though? Apparently
she's turned down more guys than Kujo-san.
[10:14] Takeshi
That's the problem.
[10:17] Takeshi
She is a rich girl, so maybe she's
already been promised to someone?
[10:20] Takeshi
You know anything, Masachika?
[10:22] Masachika
Why ask me?
[10:23] Takeshi
Isn't that obvious?
[10:37] Yuki
May I sit here, Masachika-kun?
[10:42] Masachika
Sure, go ahead.
[10:45] Masachika
You guys okay with that?
[10:46] Takeshi
Y-Y-Yeah.
[10:48] Hikaru
Totally.
[10:49] Yuki
Thank you kindly.
[10:52] Yuki
I see you ordered
the same thing, Masachika-kun.
[10:56] Takeshi
It's surprising that you have
a taste for that stuff too, Suou-san.
[11:00] Yuki
Oh, you needn't be so formal.
[11:03] Yuki
We're in the same year.
[11:04] Takeshi
Well, if you say so.
[11:07] Yuki
And yes, of course I eat ramen.
[11:10] Yuki
I often go out to eat some on days off.
[11:14] Takeshi
W-Wow.
[11:22] Yuki
This is lovely, though I do think
it could stand to be a bit spicier.
[11:27] Masachika
Right?
[11:28] Masachika
Wish we could top it with some chili oil.
[11:31] Yuki
It might be a good idea to
bring it up with the student council.
[11:35] Masachika
Don't bring your personal preferences
into admin matters.
[11:38] Yuki
I was simply joking.
[11:42] Alya
Are you two friends?
[11:44] Yuki
We've known each other since we were kids.
[11:47] Alya
You have?
[11:49] Yuki
Indeed. We've gone to school together
all the way from preschool to now.
[11:53] Alya
Really?
[11:55] Masachika
Actually, are you two friends?
[11:58] Yuki
I suppose you could say it's a process.
[12:01] Yuki
If nothing else, I do want
to be friends with Alisa-san.
[12:08] Alya
I don't think being friends
with me will be any fun.
[12:12] Yuki
So, you aren't entirely opposed to the idea?
[12:20] Alya
I guess not.
[12:23] Takeshi
Well, we're done here.
[12:26] Hikaru
See you.
[12:28] Masachika
Okay?
[12:29] Takeshi
They're too shiny for me. I can't!
[12:36] Yuki
By the way...
[12:39] Yuki
Masachika-kun, have you considered
my offer to join the student council?
[12:44] Masachika
Like I've said over and over,
I'm not interested.
[12:47] Yuki
I think you would be a great fit
with Alisa-san and myself.
[12:52] Yuki
And what's more,
[12:53] Yuki
you have experience as
student council vice president.
[12:55] Alya
What?
[12:57] Yuki
When we were in middle school,
I was president and he was vice president.
[13:02] Alya
Really?
[13:04] Masachika
I only ran because Yuki asked me to.
[13:07] Masachika
Elections at our school required
each candidate to have a running mate.
[13:14] Yuki
It may come as a surprise to you,
[13:18] Yuki
but he is capable of getting
things done, believe it or not.
[13:22] Masachika
Uh, "believe it or not"?
[13:25] Yuki
That's right.
SIGN You don't have to tell me. I know that already.
SIGN Oshiruko
[13:35] Alya
So, you two are close, huh?
[13:37] Masachika
Surprised?
[13:38] Alya
I very much am.
[13:39] Alya
I never imagined that any girl
would want to be friends with you.
[13:42] Masachika
Huh? Excuse me?
[13:44] Alya
What?
[13:45] Masachika
Uh, I just mean...
[13:48] Masachika
There's one right here?
[13:51] Alya
Wait, are we friends?
[13:53] Masachika
Huh? Are we not?
[13:56] Alya
No, you're right. We are friends.
[13:59] Masachika
Hey, where are you going?
[14:01] Alya
I remembered something
I had to do at the student council office.
[14:06] Masachika
What's with her?
SIGN Hey!
SIGN Masachka!
SIGN Again, it's Masachika.
SIGN Hehe.
SIGN Come up here, Masachka!
SIGN Look at this beautiful sunset.
SIGN Yeah, it's very p... p...
SIGN Pretty.
SIGN Very pretty.
SIGN See you tomorrow, Masachka.
SIGN Yeah, see you.
[15:08] Masachika
I studied Russian like crazy
because I wanted to talk to her,
[15:14] Masachika
but I don't even remember her name.
[15:20] Masachika
Top of the morning to you!
SIGN Day Duty:
Kujo/Kuze
SIGN Day Duty:
Kujo/Kuze
[15:36] Masachika
Perfect, if I do say so myself.
[15:41] Masachika
Hey, morning.
[15:43] Alya
Morning, Kuze-kun.
[15:45] Masachika
I woke up real early this morning
[15:48] Masachika
and had nothing to do,
so I came in early and took care of some things.
[15:51] Alya
You? Waking up early?
[15:53] Alya
Hell must've frozen over.
[15:56] Masachika
You sure do know
how to pick the most biting remarks.
[16:01] Alya
I'll wipe the blackboard in the morning.
[16:04] Masachika
Deal.
[16:06] Masachika
What happened there?
Did you step in a puddle or something?
[16:10] Alya
No. I'm not like you.
[16:13] Masachika
Are you implying I'm a chronic spacer-outer?
[16:18] Alya
Rest assured, I wasn't.
[16:21] Alya
A truck splash-and-dashed me on the way here.
[16:23] Masachika
Oh, way to put a damper on things.
[16:26] Alya
Well, it was partly my fault
for walking so close to the road.
[16:31] Alya
And I have some spare socks, so I'll live.
[16:36] Alya
Kuze-kun.
[16:37] Alya
You were a student council officer
with Suou-san in middle school, right?
[16:42] Masachika
Hmm? Yeah, I was.
[16:44] Alya
Huh.
[16:48] Alya
Say, Kuze-kun.
[16:49] Masachika
Yeah?
[16:50] Alya
Are you not willing to be
part of the student council?
[16:52] Masachika
Not you, too.
[16:54] Alya
Answer me.
[16:57] Masachika
Yeah. I'm not interested in joining.
[17:01] Alya
But what if I...
[17:05] Alya
Nothing. Never mind.
[17:24] Alya
Hey, could you grab a spare sock
for me from my locker?
[17:28] Masachika
Wha?
[17:29] Alya
I can't go get it myself
now that I've taken it off.
[17:33] Alya
Get to it.
[17:36] Masachika
Fine.
[17:40] Masachika
I'm opening it.
[17:45] Masachika
Here.
[17:46] Alya
Put it on for me.
[17:47] Masachika
Wha?!
[17:48] Alya
What's wrong?
[17:49] Masachika
Do you have to ask?
What's wrong with you?!
[17:53] Alya
As thanks for grabbing my sock for me.
[17:55] Alya
It would be a nice little treat for you, no?
[17:58] Masachika
That only holds true for a small set
of people with peculiar taste.
[18:01] Alya
Oh, am I wrong?
[18:02] Masachika
Nope! Very much a treat!
SIGN It is for me, too.
[18:08] Masachika
Y'know, I've been wondering.
[18:10] Masachika
Why are her displays of affection
for me in Russian so weird?
[18:13] Masachika
Maybe her perfectionism in playing
her ideal self is stressing her out,
[18:18] Masachika
and she's using me as a release or something?
[18:22] Masachika
So she's mentally exposing herself...
[18:24] Masachika
Wait, she's an exhibitionist?
[18:26] Alya
What?
[18:27] Masachika
Oh, just thinking about what you said.
[18:31] Alya
Not much.
[18:32] Alya
I just called you a coward.
[18:35] Alya
Forget it. I'll put it on myself.
[18:38] Masachika
Nah, no need for that.
[18:42] Alya
Hey, wait! Wh-What are you doing?!
[18:44] Masachika
What? Putting it on for you, as you requested.
[18:46] Alya
I did, but...
[18:49] Masachika
You called me a coward,
and I'm not about to take that lying down.
[18:55] Alya
Hey, wait! I'm...
[18:57] Alya
I'm not ready for this!
[19:01] Masachika
H-Hey, stop squirming.
[19:06] Alya
Easy for you to say!
[19:11] Alya
Watch your hands!
[19:17] Masachika
Ow!
[19:18] Masachika
Ouch...
SIGN "Big news, sister of mine."
SIGN
"What is it, beloved brother of mine?"
SIGN "Stay calm and hear me out. I..."
SIGN
"Gulp."
SIGN "I... may have a thing for legs."
SIGN
"What... you say?!"
SIGN
"I thought you were a
card-carrying member of
the planet of the baps!"
SIGN "As did I... Curses! Never did I think
I would fall prey to such proclivities!"
SIGN
"Legs are lit. You go from the
plump thighs up top to the dainty
feet down below!"
SIGN "I knew you'd get it, sister of mine."
SIGN As did I... Curses! Never did I think
I would fall prey to such proclivities!
SIGN
Legs are lit. You go from the plump
thighs up top to the dainty feet down
below!
SIGN
I knew you'd get it, sister of mine.
SIGN
What is with this brain-dead convo?
[19:49] Masachika
Now, how do I solve the problem at hand?
[19:55] Masachika
Hey, Alya.
[19:57] Masachika
Alya!
[20:00] Alya
What is it, Kuze-kun?
[20:02] Masachika
Hey, so, I just wanted to say...
SIGN You leg-fetishist perv.
[20:09] Masachika
Could you forgive me already?
[20:13] Alya
Nah.
[20:14] Alya
I'm not mad anymore.
[20:18] Alya
And, uh, I'm sorry I kicked you.
[20:22] Alya
Are you okay?
[20:23] Masachika
Huh? Y-Yeah.
[20:26] Masachika
I'm fine, I think.
[20:28] Alya
Really?
[20:28] Alya
You didn't hurt your neck or anything?
[20:31] Masachika
Nah, don't worry about it!
[20:33] Masachika
If anything, I should thank you for
giving me a peek into the promised land!
[20:38] Alya
Huh?
[20:39] Masachika
Oops.
[20:39] Alya
You got... a peek?
[20:44] Alya
Wait, did you see my... p-pa...
[20:48] Masachika
Welp.
[20:50] Masachika
Thank you for the truly spectacular view!
SIGN I don't believe you! Die, stupid!
[21:02] Masachika
Hey, spare a thought for my neck!
[21:08] Masachika
Sorry! I took it a bit too far!
SIGN Shut up!
[21:20] Masachika
My bad!
[21:21] Alya
Stop chasing me!
[21:23] Masachika
Let's talk this out!
[21:25] Alya
There's nothing to talk about!
[21:33] Masachika
You sure do know
how to move, don't you?
SIGN 10 Minutes Later
[21:42] Masachika
You okay there?
[21:44] Alya
I would be, if you hadn't
chased me all over school.
[21:49] Masachika
Well, that's fair.
[21:52] Masachika
Anyway, you know...
[21:54] Masachika
I'm sorry. I apologize.
[21:58] Alya
I get it, okay?
[22:01] Alya
I'm not entirely blameless, either.
[22:06] Masachika
Milady, please accept this offering.
SIGN Oshiruko
[22:11] Alya
What are you playing at?
[22:14] Masachika
I present this to thee
as a humble peace offering.
[22:18] Alya
Drop the weird act.
[22:20] Masachika
I know you love your shiruko porridge.
You're always drinking it.
[22:27] Alya
I'll take it. I just happen
to be thirsty.
[22:31] Masachika
True that.
SIGN Want a sip?
[22:39] Masachika
An indirect kiss scene out of nowhere?!
[22:42] Masachika
So, what, if I say yes here, we can get
some mouth-to-can-to-mouth action?!
[22:48] Masachika
Wh-What was that?
SIGN Chickened
out
[22:50] Alya
I said, nothing beats a sweet drink
after a hard workout.
[22:54] Masachika
I think you meant to say "a cold drink."
SIGN He doesn't get any of this.
[23:05] Masachika
I heard what you said!
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