E5 - Different People, Common Undercurrent

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[00:04] Masachika
    Yikes, what was I thinking?
[00:08] Masachika
    "I'll be there for you," my ass.
[00:11] Masachika
    "Shut up and take my hand," my foot!
[00:13] Masachika
    Gah, that was so corny!
[00:19] Masachika
    Alya totally said "I love you"...
[00:25] Masachika
    Does that mean she was seriously
    flirting in Russian all this time
[00:29] Masachika
    and not just playing a solo game
    of chicken going, "Does he know?"
[00:33] Masachika
    But tonight came from the heart...
[00:37] Masachika
    Yeah, right!
[00:39] Masachika
    She must've gotten caught up
    in the moment like I did.
[00:43] Masachika
    She's probably come back
    down to earth and cringing hard by now.
[00:47] Masachika
    Yeah, that must be it.
[00:53] (Flashback) Yumi
    You have to work again?
    You're never home these days!
[00:58] (Flashback) Yumi
    Why do you always have to be like this?
[01:00] (Flashback) Yumi
    Do you think apologizing
    magically makes it okay?!
[01:03] Masachika
    Love is a flimsy and unreliable emotion.
    Racking my brain over it is a waste of time.
[01:10] Masachika
    I'll be there for her?
[01:12] Masachika
    Who, me? The guy who ran away and left
    Yuki to carry on the Suou family name alone?
[01:17] Masachika
    Ridiculous.
[01:23] Masachika
    Didn't she say she was busy today?
[01:27] Masachika
    Wait.
[01:28] Masachika
    If today's events were all carefully laid out
    to get me to join the student council,
[01:32] Masachika
    then of course Yuki would be in on it.
SIGN    Sometimes
SIGN    in Russian
SIGN    Hides Her
SIGN    Feelings
SIGN    Alya Sometimes Hides
    Her Feelings in Russian
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Different People, Common Undercurrent
[03:15] Yuki
    Eek! Onii-chan, you perv!
[03:18] Masachika
    You little twerp. You set this up, didn't you?
[03:21] Yuki
    You realized, huh?
[03:22] Masachika
    Of course I would.
[03:24] Masachika
    I bet you got out when you heard me
    closing the front door.
[03:28] Yuki
    Not so fast, now.
[03:31] Yuki
    Aren't you curious about why I did this?
[03:34] Masachika
    We can talk after you put on your clothes.
[03:36] Yuki
    Hear me out first, Masachika-kun.
[03:39] Yuki
    I realized something crazy a few moments ago.
[03:43] Masachika
    And what was it?
[03:44] Yuki
    You see, we lived together for years,
[03:50] Yuki
    but we never cleared the
    "walking in on her changing" cutscene!
[03:53] Masachika
    I expected dumb, but this is the dumbest!
[03:55] Yuki
    All brothers walk in on their sisters
    changing at least once in their lives!
[03:59] Masachika
    Maybe in 2D! Calm your otaku brain!
[04:01] Yuki
    I am not taking that from you!
[04:03] Yuki
    Anyway, fan service shot! Squee!
[04:07] Masachika
    What are you even looking at?
[04:09] Yuki
    A camera that a dumbass like you can't see.
[04:11] Masachika
    But you can, with your whole ass out?!
[04:13] Yuki
    Anyway.
[04:14] Yuki
    All jokes aside, this is my way of
    making it up to you for tricking you today.
[04:20] Masachika
    What makes you think showing
    your naked body will make it up to me?
[04:23] Yuki
    Whoa, easy there, fella.
[04:26] Yuki
    You're talking a big game,
[04:28] Yuki
    but I know you checked me out
    from top to bottom, aight?
[04:32] Masachika
    Yuki.
[04:35] Masachika
    I'm going to let you in on a big secret.
[04:39] Masachika
    A showoff is a turn-off.
[04:42] Masachika
    Sneak peeks are where it's at.
[04:47] Yuki
    Ah. You've shown me the light.
[04:50] Masachika
    Yeap.
[04:53] Yuki
    Hold it right there. You're not fooling anyone.
[04:57] Yuki
    You looked, didn't ya?
[04:58] Yuki
    You looked me up and down, didn't ya?
[05:03] Masachika
    Only down to the chest.
[05:05] Yuki
    Your Honor! This boob goblin just admitted it!
[05:07] Masachika
    Shut it, you flasher!
[05:11] Yuki
    By the way, bro.
[05:14] Masachika
    What?
[05:15] Masachika
    And why are you drying your hair
    in my bedroom like you own the place?
[05:20] Yuki
    Did Prez and Masha-senpai manage to
    talk you into joining the student council?
[05:28] Masachika
    Yeah, but there's a catch.
[05:34] Masachika
    I've decided to push for Alya
    to be student council president.
[05:42] Yuki
    O...
[05:44] Yuki
    Oh, no! Alya-san cucked me
    and took my Onii-chan!
[05:48] Masachika
    There was no cucking involved!
[05:50] Yuki
    Damn you, you booba baboon!
[05:52] Yuki
    Were my C-cups not enough to satisfy you?
[05:56] Yuki
    You had to get bewitched by
    Alya-san's E-cups (citation needed)?
[06:00] Masachika
    Shut up about cup sizes! Too graphic!
[06:03] Yuki
    You need to open your eyes, bra.
[06:05] Yuki
    I mean, bro.
[06:06] Yuki
    You know Cs that are okay to touch
    are better than Es you can't!
[06:10] Masachika
    Uh, I'm pretty sure neither are okay!
[06:12] Yuki
    Come at me, bro! But be gentle!
[06:16] Masachika
    Why do you sound so excited?!
[06:19] Yuki
    What will it be? Will you
    take your sister's first boob grab?
[06:24] Masachika
    Shut your mouth.
[06:26] Yuki
    Just kidding. You already took it
    back in elementary.
[06:31] Masachika
    I don't recall that.
[06:33] Yuki
    Huh?
[06:34] Masachika
    Huh? Seriously?
[06:37] Yuki
    Onii-chan...
[06:38] Yuki
    Did you forget?
[06:40] Yuki
    That was back when I was in second grade.
[06:45] Yuki
    We crashed into each other
    during a game of tag,
[06:48] Yuki
    and you dove into my thighs and
    grabbed a handful of my right boob!
[06:54] Masachika
    I sure as hell would remember it
    if I caused that kind of miracle!
[06:56] Masachika
    Quit fabricating the most cliched
    of perving moments!
[06:59] Yuki
    Tch.
[07:00] Masachika
    Did you just "tch" at me?!
[07:02] Masachika
    Yeesh. You could barely ever go out
    back then due to how bad your asthma was.
[07:08] Yuki
    And look how well I am now!
[07:11] Yuki
    I haven't even caught a cold
    since middle school!
[07:14] Masachika
    I'd prefer it if you curbed
    your energy a little bit, honestly.
[07:16] Yuki
    I do! At home and in school!
[07:20] Masachika
    Uh, sorry.
[07:21] Yuki
    Don't be sorry! Spoil me instead!
[07:29] Yuki
    All yours.
[07:41] Yuki
    Ah... So you've decided to run with Alya-san.
[07:47] Masachika
    Yeah.
[07:48] Masachika
    I'm sorry.
[07:49] Yuki
    Huh? It's nothing to apologize about.
[07:53] Yuki
    A sibling rivalry? Now that's classic.
[07:58] Masachika
    Just so we're clear,
    I'm not sick of you or anything, okay?
[08:03] Yuki
    I know.
[08:05] Yuki
    I mean, you love me to death, right?
[08:11] Masachika
    I guess.
[08:12] Yuki
    Heh, you admitted it.
[08:14] Masachika
    Shut it.
[08:17] Yuki
    Okay, I'm good now.
[08:19] Masachika
    Yeah?
[08:20] Yuki
    Yeah, thanks.
[08:23] Yuki
    Anyway, I guess we're rivals now.
[08:28] Yuki
    Oh, right.
[08:31] Yuki
    I'm an easy girl. I can overlook
    a cheating episode or two.
[08:35] Yuki
    So you can come back to me
    anytime if you get tired of Alya-san.
[08:39] Masachika
    Uh, quit calling it cheating.
[08:42] Masachika
    And no, I'm not gonna do that.
[08:45] Yuki
    Please. Quit acting like you're not gonna
    come home to me at the end of the day.
[08:49] Masachika
    What are you, The One?
[08:53] Yuki
    Later.
[08:54] Yuki
    Buh-bye!
[09:00] Yuki
    Oh, so he found someone
    who could motivate him.
[09:05] Yuki
    Aww, sucks that I couldn't be the one to do it.
[09:10] Yuki
    Not that it matters.
[09:12] Yuki
    I'm still not gonna lose.
[09:24] Masachika
    It's unusual that she didn't come
    make a huge scene to wake me up.
[09:27] Masachika
    I guess she was hurt by my decision deep down.
[09:33] Masachika
    Yeah, no. Not her.
[09:36] Masachika
    But I'd better try to make it up to her anyway.
[09:48] Yuki
    If you thought this was gonna
    end all sappy-like, think again!
[09:51] Yuki
    I said I would do this,
    and I always walk the talk!
[09:55] Masachika
    Why, you little...
[10:01] Yuki
    Huh?
[10:08] Yuki
    Pull me out.
[10:09] Masachika
    What?
[10:10] Yuki
    I'm stuck.
[10:12] Yuki
    Don't make me spell it out.
[10:18] Yuki
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[10:20] Masachika
    I'm gonna bury you alive, you punk!
[10:22] Masachika
    To your grave!
[10:25] Yuki
    This reeks of boy! It's gonna knock me up!
[10:28] Masachika
    Like hell it will! What are you,
    some kind of sheltered princess?!
[10:30] Yuki
    I literally am though! Problem?!
[10:37] Girl1
    Morning!
[10:39] Girl1
    Did you catch the show last night?
[10:40] Girl2
    Yeah, that was so good!
[10:43] Girl1
    Right? It got me all warm and fuzzy!
[10:52] Alya
    What am I fretting about?
[10:54] Alya
    I bet he's going to walk in
    with a sleepy face like always.
[10:58] Alya
    Just play it cool and act normal.
[11:00] Takeshi
    Hey there, Masachika.
[11:02] Hikaru
    Morning, Masachika.
[11:03] Masachika
    Hey, morning.
[11:06] Masachika
    Morning, Alya.
[11:07] Alya
    Good morning... Kuze-kun?
[11:10] Masachika
    You prepping for class?
[11:12] Alya
    Y-Yes, I am.
[11:16] Masachika
    What's the matter?
[11:17] Alya
    Huh? Nothing?
[11:19] Masachika
    Yeah?
[11:25] Hikaru
    Masachika, Takeshi and I were talking.
[11:27] Hikaru
    We should go to karaoke sometime.
[11:29] Masachika
    Sounds good. When?
[11:31] Alya
    He's not his usual self today.
[11:31] Hikaru
    Sometime this week?
SIGN    Alya
     POV
[11:34] Alya
    He seems somewhat fragile...
[11:37] Alya
    And it's kind of hot!
[11:40] Alya
    Wait, what am I thinking?
[11:42] Alya
    He probably just didn't get
    enough sleep like always.
[11:50] Alya
    He's not dozing off. Why?
[11:54] Alya
    Is he seriously stepping up his game for me?
[12:00] (Flashback) Masachika
    I'll be there with you and for you.
[12:04] Teammate
    Kujo-san!
SIGN    Team
SIGN    Team
[12:16] Girls
    Awesome!
[12:17] Girls
    So good!
[12:18] Girls
    That was insane!
[12:21] Boy1
    Kuze!
[12:22] Boy2
    Hey, you okay?
[12:25] Boy3
    He's out cold!
[12:30] Masachika
    "The ball is my best friend"?
    You lied to me, Tsubasa.
[12:37] Masachika
    I'm starved.
[12:39] Alya
    Kuze-kun, are you okay?
[12:43] Masachika
    Alya?
[12:44] Masachika
    What's up?
[12:45] Alya
    I was worried you might be hurt.
[12:49] Masachika
    You saw that, huh?
[12:51] Alya
    Are you okay? Want to go to the nurse's office?
[12:53] Masachika
    I'm fine. I just stepped outside
    because it's too hot in the gym.
[12:58] Masachika
    I'll go back in after a little break.
[13:01] Alya
    Really?
[13:02] Alya
    Let me see.
[13:09] Alya
    This doesn't really tell me much.
[13:12] Masachika
    Y-Yeah?
[13:15] Masachika
    E-cups... Is it true?
[13:18] Masachika
    Wait. She said "citation needed."
[13:20] Masachika
    They might be even bigger!
[13:38] Masachika
    Yo, what? A peek at the pits?!
[13:40] Masachika
    Is she doing this on purpose?!
[13:44] Masachika
    You see now, Yuki?
    Sneak peeks really are where it's at.
[13:51] Alya
    What?
[13:52] Masachika
    Uh, nothing!
[13:55] Alya
    Anyway...
[13:56] Alya
    You should drink some water.
[13:58] Masachika
    Huh? R-Right.
[14:09] Masachika
    Oh...
[14:20] Alya
    Huh? Kuze-kun?!
[14:22] Alya
    Wh-What are you doing?
[14:25] Masachika
    Uh...
[14:26] Masachika
    Just thought I should cool my head. Literally.
[14:29] Alya
    O-Oh.
[14:31] Masha
    My, if it isn't Kuze-kun.
[14:33] Masha
    What's this? A man dripping with
    charisma from head to toe, are we?
[14:38] Masachika
    Hey there, Masha-san.
[14:40] Masachika
    I was just cooling off. Nothing to worry about.
[14:43] Masha
    What's up? Do you see something in the sky?
[14:46] Masachika
    I see clouds.
[14:48] Masha
    As do I.
[14:50] Alya
    Thank you, Captain Obvious.
[14:54] Masachika
    I have gained a new appreciation
    for gym uniforms.
[14:59] Masha
    You're soaked. Do you have a towel?
[15:02] Masachika
    Nah. I'll just let the sun do its job.
[15:06] Masha
    Okay, bend down for me.
[15:10] Masachika
    Wh-What's going on?
[15:12] Masachika
    I've never encountered
    a scene like this in any media!
[15:15] Masha
    There.
[15:16] Masha
    All done.
[15:18] Masha
    Well? Feel better?
[15:21] Masachika
    I do. And now I get how a dog feels.
[15:24] Masha
    What kind? An Akita?
[15:27] Masachika
    Uh, don't ask me about the breed.
[15:29] Masachika
    Sorry for being a rowdy mutt.
[15:33] Masha
    A naughty dog has its charms, you know.
[15:37] Alya
    Come on.
[15:38] Alya
    We're going back, Kuze-kun.
[15:40] Alya
    You should get back to class too, Masha.
[15:43] Masha
    Wha... I just got here.
[15:47] Alya
    Too bad. We're heading back.
[15:49] Masha
    Fine.
[15:53] Masha
    See you after school.
[15:55] Masachika
    Yeah, see you.
[15:57] Masachika
    Thanks for the towel.
[16:06] Masachika
    Okay, I see where this is going.
[16:09] Masachika
    She's gonna call me "creepy"
    or "dirty" or something.
[16:13] Alya
    So, are you okay now?
[16:17] Masachika
    Huh?
[16:18] Alya
    I mean your head. Are you okay
    not icing the part where the ball hit you?
[16:25] Masachika
    Oh!
[16:26] Masachika
    She thinks I doused myself to cool off
    the part where the ball hit me!
[16:31] Masachika
    Oh, yeah, I'm good.
    I don't have a lump or anything.
[16:36] Alya
    Really?
[16:37] Masachika
    No, really, I'm fine!
[16:40] Masachika
    What's going on?
    Why is she being so nice to me?
[16:43] Masachika
    Has she entered her lovey-dovey phase?
[16:49] Masachika
    Uh, Alya-san?
[16:51] Masachika
    Aren't you being awfully nice to me today?
[16:55] Alya
    I mean...
[16:56] Alya
    You haven't been yourself all day.
[17:00] Alya
    I'm a little worried something's wrong, is all.
[17:03] Masachika
    Hmm?
[17:05] Masachika
    Oh... Ah.
[17:07] Masachika
    I guess I wasn't fully over letting Yuki down.
[17:12] Masachika
    Nah, nothing's wrong...
[17:19] Masachika
    It's just, I skipped breakfast this morning.
[17:24] Alya
    Wha?!
[17:28] Alya
    Here I thought you were
    paying attention in class for once,
[17:32] Alya
    but you were simply
    too hungry to fall asleep, huh?
[17:35] Masachika
    No. That was because
    I got a good night's sleep.
[17:38] Alya
    Huh... Oh?
[17:41] Alya
    A good night's sleep, eh?
[17:43] Alya
    I had so much trouble sleeping
    after what happened last night.
[17:47] Alya
    But this carefree clown ignored
    all that and snored it up all night, did he?
[17:54] Alya
    So that's how it is.
[17:57] Masachika
    H-Hear me out, Alya.
    You know what the Lord has said?
[18:01] Alya
    What, are you going to remind me
    to love my neighbor?
[18:05] Masachika
    Nah. The Lord has said,
[18:08] Masachika
    "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek,
    turn to them the other cheek also."
[18:14] Masachika
    Is that a look of scorn
    toward a masochistic pig I see?
[18:17] Alya
    No, it's a look of scorn
    toward a goofy good-for-nothing.
[18:21] Alya
    Forget it! I was a fool for worrying about you!
[18:24] Alya
    What a jerk!
[18:25] Alya
    There's no way I'm in love with this fool!
[18:31] Masachika
    Great, there's the Alya I know.
[18:39] Masachika
    Alya-san? Can we go to
    the student council office together?
[18:55] Masachika
    I may have crossed the line.
[18:59] Players
    Pardon us!
[19:07] Masachika
    Hey, it's those guys from
    the baseball and soccer teams.
[19:12] Masachika
    Excuse us.
[19:17] Chisaki
    Huh?
[19:19] Masachika
    Sorry, wrong room.
[19:28] Chisaki
    Sorry about that.
[19:29] Chisaki
    I thought the guys from the baseball
    and soccer teams came back for something.
[19:34] Masachika
    Right...
[19:35] Masachika
    Er, what did they do?
[19:38] Chisaki
    My dear junior went to mediate their dispute.
[19:41] Chisaki
    But they ignored her
    and had a pathetic shouting match, I heard.
[19:47] Chisaki
    So I knocked some—
[19:50] Chisaki
    I mean, talked some sense into them.
[19:51] Masachika
    I get it now.
[19:53] Masachika
    I feel like bringing out your bamboo sword
    may have been taking it too far, though.
[19:57] Chisaki
    I-It's fine.
[19:59] Chisaki
    My fists can be lethal,
    but a bamboo sword's never killed anybody!
[20:04] Masachika
    You don't say.
[20:05] Chisaki
    The sword will break before it does.
[20:10] Masachika
    Sarashina-senpai. Well...
[20:13] Masachika
    I've heard the boys call her "boss" before,
[20:17] Masachika
    and now I see why.
[20:20] Chisaki
    Toya!
[20:23] Toya
    Relax a little, Kuze.
[20:25] Toya
    Chisaki didn't do any violence.
[20:28] Toya
    She simply used the threat of
    violence to get them to behave.
[20:31] Chisaki
    Hey, Toya?!
[20:34] Chisaki
    Jeez, you jerk!
[20:36] Toya
    My bad.
[20:38] Masachika
    Gee, what an adorable sight.
[20:40] Chisaki
    Why, you...
[20:42] Chisaki
    You... you!
[20:43] Toya
    Chisaki? You're gonna dislocate my shoulder.
[20:44] Chisaki
    Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
[20:47] Masachika
    But is it really, though?
[20:50] Masha
    Sorry, am I late?
[20:55] Masha
    Oh, my.
[20:56] Masha
    Don't play around too much in the office, okay?
[20:59] Chisaki
    Th-That's not what we were doing!
[21:02] Chisaki
    S-Sorry. Did that hurt?
[21:05] Toya
    Hmm? Oh, don't worry.
[21:08] Toya
    You happened to magically
    fix my recent stiff shoulders.
[21:11] Chisaki
    I'm really sorry.
    I can't control my power too well.
[21:15] Masachika
    We've got one of warrior blood among us.
[21:17] Toya
    Relax. I've been building my body to handle it.
[21:21] Toya
    Come at me all you want.
[21:23] Chisaki
    Toya...
[21:24] Masachika
    Huh? What about that was romantic?
[21:29] Alya
    Watch your mouth, will you?
[21:33] Masachika
    Say, you know how the boys
    call Sarashina-senpai "boss"?
[21:37] Masachika
    Do you think she wears a sash in there?
[21:39] Alya
    Why would you think that?
[21:41] Masachika
    I just figured that if she did,
[21:43] Masachika
    that'd make it a Sash in a Sarashina-senpai.
[21:47] Masha
    Wow, aren't you two close?
[21:51] Alya
    How so?
[21:52] Masachika
    Hmph. It seems your sister has seen through us.
[21:57] Masachika
    And how close we are.
[21:59] Alya
    Eww.
[22:01] Yuki
    Excuse me.
[22:04] Yuki
    I apologize for being late.
[22:07] Toya
    Don't worry about it, Suou.
[22:11] Toya
    Let's begin the student council meeting, then.
[22:15] All
    Let's do this.
[22:17] Toya
    Okay, Kuze. Could you introduce yourself?
[22:21] Masachika
    Sure.
[22:23] Masachika
    I'm Kuze Masachika, and I'll be handling
    general affairs for the student council.
[22:29] Masachika
    Next year, Kujo Alisa here and I...
[22:32] Masachika
    will be running mates
    in the presidential election.
[22:36] Masachika
    I look forward to working with you all.