# E5 - Different People, Common Undercurrent
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U470JG/different-people-common-undercurrent)
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**[00:04] Masachika**
Yikes, what was I thinking?
**[00:08] Masachika**
"I'll be there for you," my ass.
**[00:11] Masachika**
"Shut up and take my hand," my foot!
**[00:13] Masachika**
Gah, that was so corny!
**[00:19] Masachika**
Alya totally said "I love you"...
**[00:25] Masachika**
* Does that mean she was seriously*
* flirting in Russian all this time*
**[00:29] Masachika**
* and not just playing a solo game*
* of chicken going, "Does he know?"*
**[00:33] Masachika**
*But tonight came from the heart...*
**[00:37] Masachika**
Yeah, right!
**[00:39] Masachika**
She must've gotten caught up
in the moment like I did.
**[00:43] Masachika**
She's probably come back
down to earth and cringing hard by now.
**[00:47] Masachika**
Yeah, that must be it.
**[00:53] (Flashback) Yumi**
You have to work again?
You're never home these days!
**[00:58] (Flashback) Yumi**
Why do you always have to be like this?
**[01:00] (Flashback) Yumi**
Do you think apologizing
magically makes it okay?!
**[01:03] Masachika**
* Love is a flimsy and unreliable emotion.*
* Racking my brain over it is a waste of time.*
**[01:10] Masachika**
I'll be there for her?
**[01:12] Masachika**
Who, me? The guy who ran away and left
Yuki to carry on the Suou family name alone?
**[01:17] Masachika**
Ridiculous.
**[01:23] Masachika**
Didn't she say she was busy today?
**[01:27] Masachika**
*Wait.*
**[01:28] Masachika**
* If today's events were all carefully laid out*
* to get me to join the student council,*
**[01:32] Masachika**
*then of course Yuki would be in on it.*
***SIGN*** Sometimes
***SIGN*** in Russian
***SIGN*** Hides Her
***SIGN*** Feelings
***SIGN*** Alya Sometimes Hides
Her Feelings in Russian
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Different People, Common Undercurrent
**[03:15] Yuki**
Eek! Onii-chan, you perv!
**[03:18] Masachika**
You little twerp. You set this up, didn't you?
**[03:21] Yuki**
You realized, huh?
**[03:22] Masachika**
Of course I would.
**[03:24] Masachika**
I bet you got out when you heard me
closing the front door.
**[03:28] Yuki**
Not so fast, now.
**[03:31] Yuki**
Aren't you curious about why I did this?
**[03:34] Masachika**
We can talk after you put on your clothes.
**[03:36] Yuki**
Hear me out first, Masachika-kun.
**[03:39] Yuki**
I realized something crazy a few moments ago.
**[03:43] Masachika**
And what was it?
**[03:44] Yuki**
You see, we lived together for years,
**[03:50] Yuki**
but we never cleared the
"walking in on her changing" cutscene!
**[03:53] Masachika**
I expected dumb, but this is the dumbest!
**[03:55] Yuki**
All brothers walk in on their sisters
changing at least once in their lives!
**[03:59] Masachika**
Maybe in 2D! Calm your otaku brain!
**[04:01] Yuki**
I am not taking that from *you*!
**[04:03] Yuki**
Anyway, fan service shot! Squee!
**[04:07] Masachika**
What are you even looking at?
**[04:09] Yuki**
A camera that a dumbass like you can't see.
**[04:11] Masachika**
But you can, with your whole ass out?!
**[04:13] Yuki**
Anyway.
**[04:14] Yuki**
All jokes aside, this is my way of
making it up to you for tricking you today.
**[04:20] Masachika**
What makes you think showing
your naked body will make it up to me?
**[04:23] Yuki**
Whoa, easy there, fella.
**[04:26] Yuki**
You're talking a big game,
**[04:28] Yuki**
but I know you checked me out
from top to bottom, aight?
**[04:32] Masachika**
Yuki.
**[04:35] Masachika**
I'm going to let you in on a big secret.
**[04:39] Masachika**
A showoff is a turn-off.
**[04:42] Masachika**
Sneak peeks are where it's at.
**[04:47] Yuki**
Ah. You've shown me the light.
**[04:50] Masachika**
Yeap.
**[04:53] Yuki**
Hold it right there. You're not fooling anyone.
**[04:57] Yuki**
You looked, didn't ya?
**[04:58] Yuki**
You looked me up and down, didn't ya?
**[05:03] Masachika**
Only down to the chest.
**[05:05] Yuki**
Your Honor! This boob goblin just admitted it!
**[05:07] Masachika**
Shut it, you flasher!
**[05:11] Yuki**
By the way, bro.
**[05:14] Masachika**
What?
**[05:15] Masachika**
And why are you drying your hair
in my bedroom like you own the place?
**[05:20] Yuki**
Did Prez and Masha-senpai manage to
talk you into joining the student council?
**[05:28] Masachika**
Yeah, but there's a catch.
**[05:34] Masachika**
I've decided to push for Alya
to be student council president.
**[05:42] Yuki**
O...
**[05:44] Yuki**
Oh, no! Alya-san cucked me
and took my Onii-chan!
**[05:48] Masachika**
There was no cucking involved!
**[05:50] Yuki**
Damn you, you booba baboon!
**[05:52] Yuki**
Were my C-cups not enough to satisfy you?
**[05:56] Yuki**
You had to get bewitched by
Alya-san's E-cups (citation needed)?
**[06:00] Masachika**
Shut up about cup sizes! Too graphic!
**[06:03] Yuki**
You need to open your eyes, bra.
**[06:05] Yuki**
I mean, bro.
**[06:06] Yuki**
You know Cs that are okay to touch
are better than Es you can't!
**[06:10] Masachika**
Uh, I'm pretty sure neither are okay!
**[06:12] Yuki**
Come at me, bro! But be gentle!
**[06:16] Masachika**
Why do you sound so excited?!
**[06:19] Yuki**
What will it be? Will you
take your sister's first boob grab?
**[06:24] Masachika**
Shut your mouth.
**[06:26] Yuki**
Just kidding. You already took it
back in elementary.
**[06:31] Masachika**
I don't recall that.
**[06:33] Yuki**
Huh?
**[06:34] Masachika**
Huh? Seriously?
**[06:37] Yuki**
Onii-chan...
**[06:38] Yuki**
Did you forget?
**[06:40] Yuki**
That was back when I was in second grade.
**[06:45] Yuki**
We crashed into each other
during a game of tag,
**[06:48] Yuki**
and you dove into my thighs and
grabbed a handful of my right boob!
**[06:54] Masachika**
I sure as hell would remember it
if I caused that kind of miracle!
**[06:56] Masachika**
Quit fabricating the most cliched
of perving moments!
**[06:59] Yuki**
Tch.
**[07:00] Masachika**
Did you just "tch" at me?!
**[07:02] Masachika**
Yeesh. You could barely ever go out
back then due to how bad your asthma was.
**[07:08] Yuki**
And look how well I am now!
**[07:11] Yuki**
I haven't even caught a cold
since middle school!
**[07:14] Masachika**
I'd prefer it if you curbed
your energy a little bit, honestly.
**[07:16] Yuki**
I do! At home and in school!
**[07:20] Masachika**
Uh, sorry.
**[07:21] Yuki**
Don't be sorry! Spoil me instead!
**[07:29] Yuki**
All yours.
**[07:41] Yuki**
Ah... So you've decided to run with Alya-san.
**[07:47] Masachika**
Yeah.
**[07:48] Masachika**
I'm sorry.
**[07:49] Yuki**
Huh? It's nothing to apologize about.
**[07:53] Yuki**
A sibling rivalry? Now that's classic.
**[07:58] Masachika**
Just so we're clear,
I'm not sick of you or anything, okay?
**[08:03] Yuki**
I know.
**[08:05] Yuki**
I mean, you love me to death, right?
**[08:11] Masachika**
I guess.
**[08:12] Yuki**
Heh, you admitted it.
**[08:14] Masachika**
Shut it.
**[08:17] Yuki**
Okay, I'm good now.
**[08:19] Masachika**
Yeah?
**[08:20] Yuki**
Yeah, thanks.
**[08:23] Yuki**
Anyway, I guess we're rivals now.
**[08:28] Yuki**
Oh, right.
**[08:31] Yuki**
I'm an easy girl. I can overlook
a cheating episode or two.
**[08:35] Yuki**
So you can come back to me
anytime if you get tired of Alya-san.
**[08:39] Masachika**
Uh, quit calling it cheating.
**[08:42] Masachika**
And no, I'm not gonna do that.
**[08:45] Yuki**
Please. Quit acting like you're not gonna
come home to me at the end of the day.
**[08:49] Masachika**
What are you, The One?
**[08:53] Yuki**
Later.
**[08:54] Yuki**
Buh-bye!
**[09:00] Yuki**
Oh, so he found someone
who could motivate him.
**[09:05] Yuki**
Aww, sucks that I couldn't be the one to do it.
**[09:10] Yuki**
Not that it matters.
**[09:12] Yuki**
I'm still not gonna lose.
**[09:24] Masachika**
* It's unusual that she didn't come*
* make a huge scene to wake me up.*
**[09:27] Masachika**
*I guess she was hurt by my decision deep down.*
**[09:33] Masachika**
Yeah, no. Not her.
**[09:36] Masachika**
But I'd better try to make it up to her anyway.
**[09:48] Yuki**
If you thought this was gonna
end all sappy-like, think again!
**[09:51] Yuki**
I said I would do this,
and I always walk the talk!
**[09:55] Masachika**
Why, you little...
**[10:01] Yuki**
Huh?
**[10:08] Yuki**
Pull me out.
**[10:09] Masachika**
What?
**[10:10] Yuki**
I'm stuck.
**[10:12] Yuki**
Don't make me spell it out.
**[10:18] Yuki**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[10:20] Masachika**
I'm gonna bury you alive, you punk!
**[10:22] Masachika**
To your grave!
**[10:25] Yuki**
This reeks of boy! It's gonna knock me up!
**[10:28] Masachika**
Like hell it will! What are you,
some kind of sheltered princess?!
**[10:30] Yuki**
I literally am though! Problem?!
**[10:37] Girl1**
Morning!
**[10:39] Girl1**
Did you catch the show last night?
**[10:40] Girl2**
Yeah, that was so good!
**[10:43] Girl1**
Right? It got me all warm and fuzzy!
**[10:52] Alya**
*What am I fretting about?*
**[10:54] Alya**
* I bet he's going to walk in*
* with a sleepy face like always.*
**[10:58] Alya**
*Just play it cool and act normal.*
**[11:00] Takeshi**
Hey there, Masachika.
**[11:02] Hikaru**
Morning, Masachika.
**[11:03] Masachika**
Hey, morning.
**[11:06] Masachika**
Morning, Alya.
**[11:07] Alya**
Good morning... Kuze-kun?
**[11:10] Masachika**
You prepping for class?
**[11:12] Alya**
Y-Yes, I am.
**[11:16] Masachika**
What's the matter?
**[11:17] Alya**
Huh? Nothing?
**[11:19] Masachika**
Yeah?
**[11:25] Hikaru**
Masachika, Takeshi and I were talking.
**[11:27] Hikaru**
We should go to karaoke sometime.
**[11:29] Masachika**
Sounds good. When?
**[11:31] Alya**
*He's not his usual self today.*
**[11:31] Hikaru**
Sometime this week?
***SIGN*** Alya
POV
**[11:34] Alya**
*He seems somewhat fragile...*
**[11:37] Alya**
*And it's kind of hot!*
**[11:40] Alya**
*Wait, what am I thinking?*
**[11:42] Alya**
* He probably just didn't get*
* enough sleep like always.*
**[11:50] Alya**
*He's not dozing off. Why?*
**[11:54] Alya**
*Is he seriously stepping up his game for me?*
**[12:00] (Flashback) Masachika**
I'll be there with you and for you.
**[12:04] Teammate**
Kujo-san!
***SIGN*** Team
***SIGN*** Team
**[12:16] Girls**
Awesome!
**[12:17] Girls**
So good!
**[12:18] Girls**
That was insane!
**[12:21] Boy1**
Kuze!
**[12:22] Boy2**
Hey, you okay?
**[12:25] Boy3**
He's out cold!
**[12:30] Masachika**
"The ball is my best friend"?
You lied to me, Tsubasa.
**[12:37] Masachika**
I'm starved.
**[12:39] Alya**
Kuze-kun, are you okay?
**[12:43] Masachika**
Alya?
**[12:44] Masachika**
What's up?
**[12:45] Alya**
I was worried you might be hurt.
**[12:49] Masachika**
You saw that, huh?
**[12:51] Alya**
Are you okay? Want to go to the nurse's office?
**[12:53] Masachika**
I'm fine. I just stepped outside
because it's too hot in the gym.
**[12:58] Masachika**
I'll go back in after a little break.
**[13:01] Alya**
Really?
**[13:02] Alya**
Let me see.
**[13:09] Alya**
This doesn't really tell me much.
**[13:12] Masachika**
Y-Yeah?
**[13:15] Masachika**
*E-cups... Is it true?*
**[13:18] Masachika**
*Wait. She said "citation needed."*
**[13:20] Masachika**
*They might be even bigger!*
**[13:38] Masachika**
*Yo, what? A peek at the pits?!*
**[13:40] Masachika**
*Is she doing this on purpose?!*
**[13:44] Masachika**
* You see now, Yuki?*
* Sneak peeks really are where it's at.*
**[13:51] Alya**
What?
**[13:52] Masachika**
Uh, nothing!
**[13:55] Alya**
Anyway...
**[13:56] Alya**
You should drink some water.
**[13:58] Masachika**
Huh? R-Right.
**[14:09] Masachika**
*Oh...*
**[14:20] Alya**
Huh? Kuze-kun?!
**[14:22] Alya**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[14:25] Masachika**
Uh...
**[14:26] Masachika**
Just thought I should cool my head. Literally.
**[14:29] Alya**
O-Oh.
**[14:31] Masha**
My, if it isn't Kuze-kun.
**[14:33] Masha**
What's this? A man dripping with
charisma from head to toe, are we?
**[14:38] Masachika**
Hey there, Masha-san.
**[14:40] Masachika**
I was just cooling off. Nothing to worry about.
**[14:43] Masha**
What's up? Do you see something in the sky?
**[14:46] Masachika**
I see clouds.
**[14:48] Masha**
As do I.
**[14:50] Alya**
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
**[14:54] Masachika**
* I have gained a new appreciation*
* for gym uniforms.*
**[14:59] Masha**
You're soaked. Do you have a towel?
**[15:02] Masachika**
Nah. I'll just let the sun do its job.
**[15:06] Masha**
Okay, bend down for me.
**[15:10] Masachika**
*Wh-What's going on?*
**[15:12] Masachika**
* I've never encountered*
* a scene like this in any media!*
**[15:15] Masha**
There.
**[15:16] Masha**
All done.
**[15:18] Masha**
Well? Feel better?
**[15:21] Masachika**
I do. And now I get how a dog feels.
**[15:24] Masha**
What kind? An Akita?
**[15:27] Masachika**
Uh, don't ask me about the breed.
**[15:29] Masachika**
Sorry for being a rowdy mutt.
**[15:33] Masha**
A naughty dog has its charms, you know.
**[15:37] Alya**
Come on.
**[15:38] Alya**
We're going back, Kuze-kun.
**[15:40] Alya**
You should get back to class too, Masha.
**[15:43] Masha**
Wha... I just got here.
**[15:47] Alya**
Too bad. We're heading back.
**[15:49] Masha**
Fine.
**[15:53] Masha**
See you after school.
**[15:55] Masachika**
Yeah, see you.
**[15:57] Masachika**
Thanks for the towel.
**[16:06] Masachika**
*Okay, I see where this is going.*
**[16:09] Masachika**
* She's gonna call me "creepy"*
* or "dirty" or something.*
**[16:13] Alya**
So, are you okay now?
**[16:17] Masachika**
Huh?
**[16:18] Alya**
I mean your head. Are you okay
not icing the part where the ball hit you?
**[16:25] Masachika**
Oh!
**[16:26] Masachika**
* She thinks I doused myself to cool off*
* the part where the ball hit me!*
**[16:31] Masachika**
Oh, yeah, I'm good.
I don't have a lump or anything.
**[16:36] Alya**
Really?
**[16:37] Masachika**
No, really, I'm fine!
**[16:40] Masachika**
* What's going on?*
* Why is she being so nice to me?*
**[16:43] Masachika**
*Has she entered her lovey-dovey phase?*
**[16:49] Masachika**
Uh, Alya-san?
**[16:51] Masachika**
Aren't you being awfully nice to me today?
**[16:55] Alya**
I mean...
**[16:56] Alya**
You haven't been yourself all day.
**[17:00] Alya**
I'm a little worried something's wrong, is all.
**[17:03] Masachika**
Hmm?
**[17:05] Masachika**
Oh... Ah.
**[17:07] Masachika**
*I guess I wasn't fully over letting Yuki down.*
**[17:12] Masachika**
Nah, nothing's wrong...
**[17:19] Masachika**
It's just, I skipped breakfast this morning.
**[17:24] Alya**
Wha?!
**[17:28] Alya**
Here I thought you were
paying attention in class for once,
**[17:32] Alya**
but you were simply
too hungry to fall asleep, huh?
**[17:35] Masachika**
No. That was because
I got a good night's sleep.
**[17:38] Alya**
Huh... Oh?
**[17:41] Alya**
*A good night's sleep, eh?*
**[17:43] Alya**
* I had so much trouble sleeping*
* after what happened last night.*
**[17:47] Alya**
* But this carefree clown ignored*
* all that and snored it up all night, did he?*
**[17:54] Alya**
*So that's how it is.*
**[17:57] Masachika**
H-Hear me out, Alya.
You know what the Lord has said?
**[18:01] Alya**
What, are you going to remind me
to love my neighbor?
**[18:05] Masachika**
Nah. The Lord has said,
**[18:08] Masachika**
"If anyone slaps you on the right cheek,
turn to them the other cheek also."
**[18:14] Masachika**
Is that a look of scorn
toward a masochistic pig I see?
**[18:17] Alya**
No, it's a look of scorn
toward a goofy good-for-nothing.
**[18:21] Alya**
Forget it! I was a fool for worrying about you!
**[18:24] Alya**
*What a jerk!*
**[18:25] Alya**
*There's no way I'm in love with this fool!*
**[18:31] Masachika**
*Great, there's the Alya I know.*
**[18:39] Masachika**
Alya-san? Can we go to
the student council office together?
**[18:55] Masachika**
*I may have crossed the line.*
**[18:59] Players**
Pardon us!
**[19:07] Masachika**
Hey, it's those guys from
the baseball and soccer teams.
**[19:12] Masachika**
Excuse us.
**[19:17] Chisaki**
Huh?
**[19:19] Masachika**
Sorry, wrong room.
**[19:28] Chisaki**
Sorry about that.
**[19:29] Chisaki**
I thought the guys from the baseball
and soccer teams came back for something.
**[19:34] Masachika**
Right...
**[19:35] Masachika**
Er, what did they do?
**[19:38] Chisaki**
My dear junior went to mediate their dispute.
**[19:41] Chisaki**
But they ignored her
and had a pathetic shouting match, I heard.
**[19:47] Chisaki**
So I knocked some—
**[19:50] Chisaki**
I mean, talked some sense into them.
**[19:51] Masachika**
I get it now.
**[19:53] Masachika**
I feel like bringing out your bamboo sword
may have been taking it too far, though.
**[19:57] Chisaki**
I-It's fine.
**[19:59] Chisaki**
My fists can be lethal,
but a bamboo sword's never killed anybody!
**[20:04] Masachika**
You don't say.
**[20:05] Chisaki**
The sword will break before it does.
**[20:10] Masachika**
*Sarashina-senpai. Well...*
**[20:13] Masachika**
*I've heard the boys call her "boss" before,*
**[20:17] Masachika**
*and now I see why.*
**[20:20] Chisaki**
Toya!
**[20:23] Toya**
Relax a little, Kuze.
**[20:25] Toya**
Chisaki didn't do any violence.
**[20:28] Toya**
She simply used the threat of
violence to get them to behave.
**[20:31] Chisaki**
Hey, Toya?!
**[20:34] Chisaki**
Jeez, you jerk!
**[20:36] Toya**
My bad.
**[20:38] Masachika**
*Gee, what an adorable sight.*
**[20:40] Chisaki**
Why, you...
**[20:42] Chisaki**
You... you!
**[20:43] Toya**
Chisaki? You're gonna dislocate my shoulder.
**[20:44] Chisaki**
Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!
**[20:47] Masachika**
*But is it really, though?*
**[20:50] Masha**
Sorry, am I late?
**[20:55] Masha**
Oh, my.
**[20:56] Masha**
Don't play around too much in the office, okay?
**[20:59] Chisaki**
Th-That's not what we were doing!
**[21:02] Chisaki**
S-Sorry. Did that hurt?
**[21:05] Toya**
Hmm? Oh, don't worry.
**[21:08] Toya**
You happened to magically
fix my recent stiff shoulders.
**[21:11] Chisaki**
I'm really sorry.
I can't control my power too well.
**[21:15] Masachika**
We've got one of warrior blood among us.
**[21:17] Toya**
Relax. I've been building my body to handle it.
**[21:21] Toya**
Come at me all you want.
**[21:23] Chisaki**
Toya...
**[21:24] Masachika**
Huh? What about that was romantic?
**[21:29] Alya**
Watch your mouth, will you?
**[21:33] Masachika**
Say, you know how the boys
call Sarashina-senpai "boss"?
**[21:37] Masachika**
Do you think she wears a sash in there?
**[21:39] Alya**
Why would you think that?
**[21:41] Masachika**
I just figured that if she did,
**[21:43] Masachika**
that'd make it a Sash in a Sarashina-senpai.
**[21:47] Masha**
Wow, aren't you two close?
**[21:51] Alya**
How so?
**[21:52] Masachika**
Hmph. It seems your sister has seen through us.
**[21:57] Masachika**
And how close we are.
**[21:59] Alya**
Eww.
**[22:01] Yuki**
Excuse me.
**[22:04] Yuki**
I apologize for being late.
**[22:07] Toya**
Don't worry about it, Suou.
**[22:11] Toya**
Let's begin the student council meeting, then.
**[22:15] All**
Let's do this.
**[22:17] Toya**
Okay, Kuze. Could you introduce yourself?
**[22:21] Masachika**
Sure.
**[22:23] Masachika**
I'm Kuze Masachika, and I'll be handling
general affairs for the student council.
**[22:29] Masachika**
Next year, Kujo Alisa here and I...
**[22:32] Masachika**
will be running mates
in the presidential election.
**[22:36] Masachika**
I look forward to working with you all.