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7 - The Sea of Falling Stars

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[00:05] Sisti
    No more, Sensei.
[00:07] Sisti
    I can't go on.
[00:09] Glenn
    Well, you are a sheltered young lady.
[00:11] Glenn
    Maybe that's the best you
    can do with no practice.
[00:14] Sisti
    Can you really get better at this?
[00:17] Glenn
    Sure. You've gotten a lot better
    than when you first started.
[00:24] Glenn
    Don't let yourself get too cold.
[00:26] Glenn
    You are a girl, after all.
[00:29] Sisti
    It smells like Sensei.
[00:35] Sisti
    By the way, Sensei, why are we...
[00:39] Sisti
    practicing hand-to-hand combat?!
[00:42] Glen
    I figured it was about time
    you brought that up!
SIGN    Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
SIGN    The Sea of Falling Stars
[02:26] Sisti
    You mentioned special training,
    so I was expecting to learn
[02:29] ---
    some new spells, or how to
    raise one's magic power.
[02:32] Glenn
    By practicing hand-to-hand combat,
[02:34] ---
    you hone your sense of when to
    attack and defend in magic duels.
[02:39] Sisti
    It feels like you're just venting your
    frustration at my constant nagging.
[02:43] Glenn
    Of course, that's part of it, too.
[02:44] Sisti
    It is?!
[02:45] Glenn
    Well, for the time being,
    we'll focus on hand-to-hand combat,
[02:48] ---
    and once you're capable enough there,
    I'll teach you military magic.
[02:53] Sisti
    Military magic?
[02:55] Glenn
    Scared?
[02:56] Glenn
    But if you really want to protect Rumia
    when it comes to that, you'll need power.
[03:01] Glenn
    Don't worry.
[03:03] Glenn
    If military magic scares you, I can
    have faith that you'll use it correctly,
[03:08] ---
    without being swayed by magic's dark side.
[03:15] Glenn
    Well, it's obviously best if it never
    comes to that, but you never know.
[03:21] Sisti
    Please continue to give me your
    guidance and encouragement!
[03:36] Rumia
    Sensei! Good morning!
[03:38] Glenn
    Good morning.
[03:39] Rumia
    Sensei, you look terrible.
[03:41] Rumia
    Did you not get enough sleep?
[03:43] Sisti
    You're worried about Rumia,
[03:44] ---
    so you've been waiting for
    her every day, right, Sensei?
[03:47] Glenn
    That's not it.
[03:49] Rumia
    You don't have to worry about me.
    You can take it easy.
[03:52] Glenn
    I just always happen to be walking on
    the same street at the same time.
[04:04] Re=L
    I've been wanting to see you, Glenn.
[04:05] G
    R-Re...
[04:08] G
    What the hell are you doing?!
[04:10] G
    You trying to kill me?!
[04:12] Re=L
    Greeting you?
[04:13] Both
    Huh?
[04:15] Glenn
    How is this a greeting?!
[04:17] Re=L
    But Albert said this is what I should do
    when reuniting with a comrade in arms.
[04:20] Glenn
    He's behind this?!
[04:22] Glenn
    Does he hate me that much, damn it?!
[04:25] Sisti
    That's the girl from the magic competition.
[04:28] Rumia
    Re=L, right?
[04:29] Rumia
    And that outfit is...
[04:31] Glenn
    Wait, you mean...
[04:32] Glenn
    You're the transfer student?
[04:35] Sisti
    What do you mean?
[04:37] Glenn
    Apparently, the imperial government
    decided to assign a formal guard to Rumia.
[04:41] Glenn
    So they were going to dispatch one of their
    mages undercover as a transfer student.
[04:45] Glenn
    But I never expected her, of all people...
[04:47] Rumia
    You came here just for me? That's reassuring.
[04:51] Rumia
    I hope we'll get along well.
[04:53] Re=L
    Yeah, leave it to me.
[04:55] Re=L
    I'll protect Glenn.
[04:57] Both
    Huh?
[04:57] Glenn
    You're protecting Rumia, not me!
[05:00] Glenn
    The blonde, cute, super cute Rumia-chan!
[05:03] Glenn
    Okay?!
[05:04] Re=L
    I don't get it, but I'd rather
    protect Glenn than Rumia.
[05:08] Glenn
    Quit spewing nonsense!
[05:11] Re=L
    Ow. Stop it.
[05:12] Glenn
    Just to be clear, you can't expose
    your identity or your mission!
[05:16] Glenn
    Absolutely not!
[05:17] Glenn
    Absolutely not, you hear?!
[05:18] Sisti
    Will we be...
[05:20] Rumia
    ...okay?
[05:26] Glenn
    Uh, starting today you have
    a new classmate, Re=L Rayford.
[05:31] Glenn
    So, yeah, be nice to her.
[05:34] Glenn
    I'll have her introduce herself.
[05:36] Glenn
    Go on.
[05:37] Re=L
    Re=L Rayford.
[05:41] Glenn
    You idiot, I just said your name!
[05:43] Glenn
    Say something about yourself, like
    what your hobbies are or whatever.
[05:47] Re=L
    Got it.
[05:48] Re=L
    I'm Re=L Rayford.
[05:50] Re=L
    I'm enlisted in the Imperial Army,
[05:53] ---
    serving in the Imperial Court
    Mage Corps Special Forc—
[05:57] Re=L
    In the future, I'm...
[05:59] Re=L
    Hoping to join the Imperial Army?
[06:02] Re=L
    And I came from the Iteria region?
    To learn magic at this school?
[06:03] Student
    She's an odd girl.
[06:05] Student
    Well, she's cute, though.
[06:07] Glenn
    Anyway, treat her well, okay?
[06:09] Wendy
    May I ask one question?
[06:12] Wendy
    You said you're from Iteria. Did you
    come here without your family?
[06:17] Re=L
    I had an older brother, but...
[06:20] Glenn
    Oh, sorry.
[06:21] Glenn
    Please avoid questions about her family.
[06:24] Glenn
    She has no relatives right now.
[06:26] Wendy
    I'm so sorry! I didn't know.
[06:31] Kash
    Hey!
[06:32] Kash
    It seems like you two know each other,
    so what's your relationship?
[06:37] Re=L
    My relation to Glenn?
[06:38] Glenn
    Oh, about that...
[06:42] Re=L
    Glenn is my everything.
[06:44] Re=L
    I've decided to live my life for Glenn.
[06:49] Girl
    How bold!
[06:51] Men
    Rejected already!
[06:53] Glenn
    Whoa! What are you saying?!
[07:02] Sisti
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[07:08] Sisti
    Yes!
[07:09] Rumia
    You've gotten a lot better lately.
[07:11] Glenn
    Well done, white cat.
[07:13] Glenn
    Landing all six shots at this
    distance is just plain incredible.
[07:17] Sisti
    I-It was natural!
[07:19] Glenn
    Okay, now... You're up next, Re=L.
[07:33] Gibul
    Now, let's see what she can do.
[07:35] Kash
    She did say she's aiming
    to join the Imperial Army.
[07:41] Re=L
    Thunder sprites, pay heed,
    and strike with your electric shock.
[07:48] Glenn
    I've never really seen Re=L
    use Shock Bolt before,
[07:52] ---
    but I didn't think she'd be this bad...
[07:56] Sisti
    Is she really in the Imperial Mage Corps?
[07:59] Rumia
    Maybe she's nervous?
[08:03] Glenn
    What's wrong?
[08:03] Glenn
    You have one more left.
[08:05] Re=L
    Do we have to use Shock Bolt for this?
[08:08] Glenn
    It's not that you have to,
[08:09] ---
    but it's the only spell students can use
    that would hit from this distance.
[08:13] Re=L
    So any spell is fine?
[08:15] Glenn
    If it can achieve the goal.
[08:16] Re=L
    Got it.
[08:17] Glenn
    Military magic is off limits!
[08:20] Re=L
    I beseech creation, grant unto
    my hands a great blade.
[08:32] Glenn
    H-Hey, Re=L! Hold on!
[08:46] Re=L
    Six out of six.
[09:00] Glenn
    She's totally seen as the
    dangerous kid in the class now.
[09:05] Rumia
    Hey, Re=L, what are you doing for lunch?
[09:08] Re=L
    Lunch is unnecessary.
[09:09] Re=L
    I can go for three days without eating.
[09:12] Rumia
    But it must hinder your work
    if you don't eat enough.
[09:17] Re=L
    You have a point.
[09:18] Rumia
    We're heading to the cafeteria now.
    Would you like to join us?
[09:23] Re=L
    Cafeteria?
[09:27] Rumia
    This is it. What do you think?
[09:30] Re=L
    There's a lot of people.
[09:33] Re=L
    And good smells.
[09:34] Rumia
    Come on, let's go place our order!
[09:40] Rumia
    I'm having my usual. What about you, Re=L?
[09:47] Rumia
    Want to get that?
[09:49] Rumia
    Or would you rather have the
    same thing I'm getting?
[09:54] Rumia
    Looks like you prefer the strawberry tart.
[10:01] Rumia
    Well? Do you like it?
[10:02] Re=L
    Yeah.
[10:03] Rumia
    I'm so glad. Sisti loves those, too.
[10:07] Re=L
    You want some? I'll share.
[10:14] Sisti
    I-It's all right. You can eat them
    all yourself! I'm fine!
[10:19] Re=L
    Really?
[10:20] Sisti
    Y-Yeah.
[10:27] Sisti
    Jeez, Re=L, you've got cream on your face.
[10:30] Sisti
    Here, hold still.
[10:33] Sisti
    There, all clean.
[10:36] Re=L
    Thanks.
[10:39] Sisti
    Try not to spill any.
[10:47] Wendy
    When did you three get to be so close?
[10:50] Kash
    Watching her like that,
[10:52] ---
    it's hard to imagine her chucking
    a huge sword and breaking a golem.
[10:57] Wendy
    No one's gonna take them from you.
[11:02] Sisti
    It's all right. You can take your time.
[11:10] Glenn
    Leaving Rumia's protection up to Re=L...
[11:13] Glenn
    What is the military thinking?
[11:16] Celica
    I hear she's quite the oddball.
[11:18] Glenn
    Yeah. I hope she uses this as a chance
    to learn how to socialize better.
[11:23] Celica
    Isn't it her teacher's job to teach her that?
[11:27] Glenn
    Yeah.
[11:29] Glenn
    I hope she manages to pick something
    up on our upcoming field trip.
[11:34] Glenn
    I don't know if it'll go that well, though.
[11:37] Celica
    You're starting to resemble a teacher now.
[11:40] Glenn
    Shut up!
[11:42] Glenn
    Anyway, you're here looking things up again?
[11:46] Celica
    Oh, yeah.
[11:54] Kash
    I wish we could've gone to Canturley's
    army mage research facility.
[11:58] Cecil
    I'd have preferred someplace else, too.
[12:01] Rodde
    Getting to go to the place you
    want is all a matter of luck.
[12:04] Glenn
    Rest assured. Without a doubt,
    you boys are definitely in luck.
[12:10] Glenn
    Just think!
[12:12] Glenn
    Where's the alchemy research lab located?
[12:15] Kash
    Cineria Island, a famous beach resort!
[12:18] Glenn
    Yes!
[12:19] Glenn
    Cineria Island is hot all year round,
[12:21] ---
    and even now, it's warm enough
    to swim in the ocean there.
[12:24] Ky
    S-Swimming!
[12:27] Glenn
    And all the girls in our
    class are off the charts!
[12:35] Glenn
    You get the rest, right?
[12:36] Glenn
    So be quiet and follow me!
[12:39] Men
    Yeah!
[12:44] Sisti
    Boys are such idiots, and our
    instructor is the worst of all.
[12:55] Man
    Hey, young ladies! Since you're so cute,
    how about some rare goods?
[12:59] Glenn
    Could you please not peddle your
    shady wares to my students?
[13:03] Glenn
    Shoo, shoo.
[13:06] Man
    "Shady" was uncalled for.
[13:08] Man
    These are all rare articles from
    the Alzano Imperial Family!
[13:12] Glenn
    Yeah, yeah. Enough already.
[13:15] Glenn
    If you're here, then Re=L's just a decoy?
[13:18] Albert
    Yeah.
[13:20] Albert
    I'm the real guard, keeping my distance.
[13:22] Glenn
    Figures.
[13:23] Glenn
    So what's your reason for going out
    of your way to make contact with me?
[13:29] Albert
    Be careful of Re=L.
[13:31] Albert
    She's dangerous.
[13:32] Glenn
    That's not a funny joke.
[13:34] Albert
    You know it well. You and I both.
[13:38] Glenn
    That's in the past.
[13:41] Albert
    As naïve as ever, I see.
[13:43] Albert
    I've warned you.
[13:59] Sisti
    So this is Cineria Island.
[14:08] Rumia
    Sensei, hang in there.
[14:09] Re=L
    Glenn, you look strange.
[14:11] Sisti
    Jeez, are you all right, Sensei?
[14:14] Sisti
    You should've picked a different
    place if you can't handle boats.
[14:17] Sisti
    Like Canturley's army mage research lab.
[14:21] Glenn
    Beautiful women in swimsuits
    take priority over all else.
[14:26] Glenn
    Isn't that a given?
[14:28] Glenn
    Even if this place were in the middle
    of a war, I'd have chosen it.
[14:32] Men
    Sensei, we'll follow you forever!
[14:35] Sisti
    Quit saying stupid things, and let's go.
[14:40] Rumia
    You wanted to distance
    us from military magic.
[14:44] Rumia
    That's why you chose this place, right?
[14:45] Glenn
    That's not it.
[14:47] Glenn
    I just wanted to see all of you in swimsuits.
[14:53] Rumia
    Yoohoo!
[14:55] Rumia
    Sisti, Re=L, hurry over here!
[14:59] Sistine
    I'm coming!
[15:02] Sistine
    Want to swim with us, Re=L?
[15:04] Re=L
    Yeah.
[15:09] Glenn
    See, what did I tell you?
[15:11] ---
    Just be quiet and follow me.
[15:13] Men
    Sensei!
[15:14] Glenn
    You're free until nightfall.
    Go have as much fun as you want.
[15:17] Men
    Yes!
[15:18] Men
    Hooray!
[15:23] Glenn
    You're as stiff as ever, huh?
[15:26] Gibul
    It's none of your business.
[15:28] Gibul
    We didn't come here to play around.
[15:31] Rumia
    Sensei, how do I look?
[15:34] Glenn
    Oh, it looks really good
    on you! You're super cute!
[15:37] Rumia
    Thank you, Sensei.
[15:40] Glenn
    White cat, you've got some style, too.
[15:44] Glenn
    Easy on the eyes!
[15:47] Sisti
    Don't stare at me like that.
[15:55] Sisti
    Jeez.
[15:59] Glenn
    What's wrong?
[16:00] Re=L
    Nothing.
[16:03] Glenn
    I thought you all were playing over there?
[16:06] Sisti
    They started talking about
    playing beach volleyball.
[16:08] Rumia
    Would you like to join us, too?
[16:10] Glenn
    Beach volleyball, huh?
[16:12] Glenn
    But I'll get sunburnt.
[16:15] Glenn
    Come on, bring it!
[16:16] Glenn
    What's the matter?
[16:22] Rodde
    Invisible hand!
[16:30] Glenn
    Take that!
[16:42] Kash
    Now we start the traditional
    event of every field trip,
[16:45] ---
    "Operation: Infiltrate the Girls' Room!"
[16:47] Ky
    Is this all right?
SIGN    Tree
[16:47] [SONG] Map
    Bedroom
[16:49] Kash
    Don't worry. I've already scouted
    the route to the girls' room.
SIGN    Room assignments
SIGN    Start
SIGN    Route
[16:52] Rodde
    Way to go, Kash! You're always prepared.
[16:55] Ky
    And what about Glenn-sensei?
[16:57] Kash
    Already accounted for.
[16:58] Kash
    The likelihood of Sensei patrolling in
    the next thirty minutes is near zero.
[17:02] Ky
    Wow, that's perfect.
[17:04] Kash
    All right, guys, are you ready
    to make the best memories ever?
[17:09] Glenn
    Actually, it won't be that easy.
[17:12] Rodde
    N-No way!
[17:13] Kash
    Why are you here, Sensei?!
[17:15] Glenn
    You idiots!
[17:16] Glenn
    If I were you all, I would definitely!
[17:18] ---
    Use this route!
[17:19] ---
    At this moment!
[17:20] ---
    Tonight, to sneak into the girls' room!
[17:24] Kash
    Right.
[17:26] Glenn
    But rules are rules,
    so back to your rooms you go.
[17:29] Kash
    There are times when a man can't back down!
[17:31] Kash
    Now is that moment!
[17:33] Ky
    We have our pride, too!
[17:35] Rodde
    We're growing boys, after all!
[17:36] Glenn
    I see. You've steeled
    yourselves for this, huh?
[17:39] Glenn
    Then, as your teacher,
    I'll have to remove you by force!
[17:44] Kash
    We'll defeat you and head for Eden!
[17:48] Kash
    Let's go, guys!
[17:49] Glenn
    Bring it on!
[17:54] Sistine
    Honestly, boys are such idiots.
[17:58] Re=L
    I've never seen Glenn
    having so much fun before.
[18:01] Sisti
    Really? He's like that all the time at school.
[18:06] Re=L
    He used to be really gloomy.
[18:08] Re=L
    That's why I thought I had to
    stay near him and protect him.
[18:14] Sisti
    Re=L?
[18:17] Wendy
    Everyone, let's play a card game!
[18:20] Wendy
    Re=L, you should join us, too!
[18:22] Re=L
    Cards? Play?
[18:25] Re=L
    Me, too?
[18:26] Wendy
    Yes!
[18:26] Re=L
    Okay. I don't get it, but I'll play.
[18:30] Wendy
    Let's get this going!
[18:32] Rumia
    She's really fitting in now, huh?
[18:35] Sisti
    Yeah, she is.
[18:46] Glenn
    Ow...
[18:48] ---
    Do those guys know no restraint?
[18:58] Glenn
    Well, it was a good change of pace.
[19:06] Rumia
    Pretty!
[19:07] Sisti
    It really is.
[19:10] Rumia
    What do you think?
[19:12] Sisti
    Do you find this boring, Re=L?
[19:17] Re=L
    I'm not really sure, but...
[19:20] Re=L
    I'll never tire of this sight.
[19:24] Rumia
    We're both glad we've
    gotten to know you, Re=L.
[19:28] Re=L
    Why?
[19:30] Sisti
    It can't be explained.
[19:33] Rumia
    We're just happy to be your friends.
[19:37] Re=L
    Friends?
[19:43] Re=L
    Friends...
[19:44] Re=L
    I don't get it, but I kind of like it.
[19:51] Glenn
    What did he mean, "be careful" of her?
[19:53] Glenn
    She's just a normal girl.
[20:13] Glenn
    Re=L, what are you doing?
[20:16] Re=L
    I wanted to see you.
[20:19] Glenn
    Okay, well, let's head back.
[20:22] Re=L
    Hey, why did you leave?
[20:27] Re=L
    Well, actually...
[20:29] Re=L
    I do feel guilty about just up and
    quitting the Imperial Mage Corps.
[20:35] Re=L
    Without you, Glenn,
[20:38] Re=L
    I don't know what I'm living for.
[20:41] Glenn
    H-Hey, now, that's not true.
[20:43] Glenn
    Just today you were having fun playing with
    Rumia, the white cat, and the others, right?
[20:47] Re=L
    I don't get it.
[20:49] Glenn
    You could just become a
    student at this academy.
[20:52] Glenn
    Wash your hands of the Imperial Mage Corps.
[20:54] Re=L
    That's not it.
[20:55] Re=L
    I live for you.
[20:57] Glenn
    No, you don't!
[20:58] Glenn
    Pursuing your own happiness
    is what your brother—
[21:05] Re=L
    I don't get it.
[21:06] Glenn
    Huh?
[21:07] Re=L
    I don't understand what you're saying at all!
[21:10] Re=L
    What's wrong with it?!
[21:11] Glenn
    H-Hey, just calm down, Re=L.
[21:14] Re=L
    What's wrong with fighting to protect you?!
[21:16] Re=L
    Why won't you stay by my side?!
[21:19] Re=L
    I hate it!
[21:20] Glenn
    Re=L?
[21:21] Re=L
    Rumia, Sistine...
[21:23] Re=L
    Did they steal you away from me?
[21:25] Glenn
    What led you to that conclusion?
[21:27] Re=L
    Shut up, shut up!
[21:28] Re=L
    It's all because of them!
[21:30] Re=L
    I hate them all!
[21:31] Re=L
    I hate them!
[21:31] Glenn
    Hey, Re=L! Wait!
[21:47] Glenn
    Things never work out like I expect.
[21:52] Eleanor
    Our organization is proactively
    looking into that matter.
[21:56] Lainel
    We've already made preparations
    for the Amplifier.
[22:02] Eleanor
    Well, then...
[22:04] Eleanor
    To that which we both seek.
SIGN    illustration: Nakajima Yuka
[23:45] Re=L
    Why?!
[23:47] Re=L
    I don't understand anything
    you're saying, Glenn!
[23:50] Re=L
    Why can't I do the next episode preview?
[23:53] Glenn
    Don't ask me.
SIGN    Next Episode: The Fool and The Star
[23:54] Sisti
    Re=L, doing the preview
    is harder than you think.
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[23:58] Sisti
    It's a huge responsibility.
[23:59] Re=L
    But I want to do it!
[24:00] Rumia
    Sensei, can't you let Re=L give it a shot?
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[24:03] Glenn
    Oh, fine. Re=L, give it a try.
[24:06] Re=L
    Next time on RokuAka, Glenn and I will—
[24:09] Re=L
    And Rumia will—
[24:10] Rumia
    Thunder sprites, shock!
[24:11] Re=L
    And Sistine will—
[24:12] Sistine
    Pay heed, great wind!
[24:16] Re=L
    Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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[24:17] Re=L
    Why won't you all keep quiet?!
[24:19] Glenn
    Well, Re=L-san, that's
    because you're spoiling it.
[24:21] Re=L
    I hate you all!
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