5 - The Queen and the Princess
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[00:02] Announcer
Wow!
[00:03] Announcer
And again, Class 2 comes from behind!
SIGN Class
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[00:06] Announcer
Who could've imagined this turn of
events at this year's magic competition?!
[00:09] Announcer
This year's dark horse,
[00:11] Class2
We did it!
[00:11] ---
Glenn-sensei's Class 2-2,
won't stop climbing the ranks!
[00:17] Albert
It's Glenn.
[00:19] Re=L
Yeah, that's definitely Glenn.
[00:21] Albert
He left without saying a word,
[00:25] Albert
and now we find him here.
[00:29] Re=L
What are you doing, Albert?
[00:31] Albert
What are you planning to do, Re=L?
[00:33] Re=L
To go settle the score with Glenn.
[00:36] Re=L
Ow.
[00:37] Re=L
Don't you want to see Glenn, Albert?
[00:40] Albert
There's plenty I want to say to that man,
[00:42] Albert
but right now our mission comes first.
[00:45] Re=L
Mission?
[00:46] Albert
Our mission of overseeing
the Imperial Guards charged
[00:50] ---
with protecting Her Majesty, the Queen.
[00:52] Re=L
Why?
[00:53] Re=L
They're our allies.
[00:55] Albert
We received word of suspicious activity
within the ranks of the Imperial Guard.
[01:00] Albert
There's a chance they may try
something against Her Majesty.
[01:04] Albert
That's what our bosses are wary of.
[01:06] Re=L
In other words, I should
settle the score with Glenn.
[01:10] Re=L
That's what you're saying?
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SIGN The Queen and the Princess
[02:54] Glenn
Damn it, they're all flaunting their food.
[02:59] Glenn
Guess I'll stave off my hunger
with another shirotte sprig.
[03:02] Lynn
U-Um, Sensei?
[03:08] Glenn
What is it, Lynn?
[03:10] Glenn
I'm willing to help, as long as
it's not money you need.
[03:13] Lynn
Um, about my competition this afternoon...
[03:17] Lynn
Could I switch with someone else?
[03:20] Glenn
You're in the transmutation contest, right?
[03:23] Lynn
Yes.
[03:24] Lynn
I've practiced the Self Illusion
spell the best I could,
[03:29] ---
but I just can't get it to work right.
[03:31] Glenn
So you want to swap with someone else.
[03:33] Glenn
But what do you want to do?
[03:35] Lynn
Huh?
[03:36] Glenn
You actually want to participate, right?
[03:38] Glenn
You love transmutation magic, don't you?
[03:40] Lynn
Y-Yes, I do.
[03:41] Lynn
Transmutation is, well... It's like a chance
for me to become someone else.
[03:46] Glenn
Then participate.
[03:48] Glenn
It won't be a problem.
[03:49] Lynn
B-But...
[03:50] Lynn
Everyone's all excited about aiming
for victory together with you,
[03:53] Lynn
so if I dragged everyone down...
[03:55] Glenn
Oh, so that's why you're so worked up?
[03:58] Glenn
This is the magic competition.
It's a festival.
[04:01] Glenn
So long as you all enjoy yourselves
to the fullest, that's all that matters.
[04:04] Lynn
B-But...
[04:06] Glenn
Oh, well. I'll give you a bit of a special lecture.
[04:09] Glenn
First of all, let's review Self Illusion.
What are the characteristics of the spell?
[04:13] Lynn
Huh? Uh...
[04:14] Lynn
It's black magic that lets you
cloak yourself in an illusion.
[04:17] Glenn
Precisely.
[04:18] Glenn
It's not some grandiose spell that reshapes
your physical body to transform.
[04:23] Glenn
Behold my phantasmagoria, enacted by myself.
[04:27] Glenn
I shan't sing with another's voice.
[04:34] Glenn
As you can see, it's just a shell, so you can
transform into whatever you imagine.
[04:38] Lynn
Incredible!
[04:39] Glenn
In short, the reason Self Illusion
isn't working for you is because
[04:43] ---
the image in your mind is still vague.
[04:45] Glenn
What are you trying to transform into?
[04:47] Lynn
Uh, the Angel of Time, La Tilika-sama.
[04:51] Glenn
Then go borrow a book about icons.
[04:53] Glenn
If you restrengthen your
vision, it'll work for sure.
[04:57] Glenn
You're more talented than you think.
[04:59] Glenn
Besides, even if you do fail,
[05:02] ---
I'll stop anyone who tries to
blame you with my iron fist.
[05:06] Glenn
So relax and just do it!
[05:09] Glenn
What's so funny?
[05:10] Lynn
It's just... Hearing "Rumia" say such manly things...
[05:14] Lynn
All right, Sensei. I'll give it a shot!
[05:17] Glenn
Yeah.
[05:23] Sistine
Rumia! There you are!
[05:29] Sistine
Let's hurry and eat lunch.
[05:30] Sistine
I made your share too, Rumia.
[05:33] Sistine
Also, where did that man go off to?
[05:37] Glenn
Calm down, Glenn.
[05:39] Glenn
There's nothing lower than a teacher
tricking a student out of her lunch!
[05:46] Sistine
Jeez, Rumia, were you that hungry?
[05:48] Rumia
Yeah, I might seriously die
if I don't eat something soon.
[05:53] Sistine
Y-You sound desperate.
[05:55] Glenn
It's all right. I won't eat all of it.
[05:58] Glenn
Just a small bite—no, two bites—to sample it!
[06:01] Glenn
Well, I'm digging in!
[06:03] Rumia
Sisti, there you are!
[06:04] Rumia
Sorry I kept you... waiting...
[06:07] Rumia
Huh?
[06:07] Glenn
Wh-What's this?!
[06:09] Glenn
There's two Rum—no, two mes!
[06:13] Sistine
Power, pay heed, and return them to zero.
[06:19] Glenn
Well, that's that.
[06:21] Sistine
You jerk!
[06:23] Glenn
What?!
[06:24] Sistine
I can't believe a teacher would transform
into a student just to steal her lunch!
[06:27] Rumia
N-Now, now...
[06:29] Sistine
After I woke up early to make them...
[06:33] Sistine
That scumbag!
[06:40] ---
Ow...
[06:41] Glenn
That white cat really sent me flying.
[06:50] Glenn
I feel like I'm steadily sinking
lower as a human being.
[06:57] Rumia
Sensei!
[07:07] Rumia
You looked like you were hungry,
so if you'd like...
[07:10] Glenn
Thank you very much, my angel!
[07:12] Glenn
I'll humbly accept it with great joy!
[07:17] Glenn
The juicy, fresh acidity of the tomato...
[07:20] Glenn
the savory, perfectly salted ham...
[07:23] Glenn
and the body of this thinly-sliced cheese
create an exquisite harmony!
[07:27] Glenn
Did you make this yourself?!
[07:29] Rumia
Oh, I'm pretty clumsy, so I'm
not very good at cooking.
[07:33] Glenn
Then who did?
[07:35] Rumia
That's a secret...
[07:36] Rumia
At the request of the one who made it.
[07:38] Rumia
All I can say is that she got up early and
made this lunch for a certain man,
[07:43] Rumia
but they fought, so she lost
her chance to give it to him.
[07:46] Rumia
So she was about to throw it away,
but I didn't want it to go to waste.
[07:50] Glenn
Jeez, so I'm just replacing a trash can?
[07:54] Glenn
My condolences to that girl,
but that man is real scum.
[07:58] Glenn
He should just accept it
if a girl made it for him.
[08:02] Glenn
Jeez, what a bastard.
[08:09] Glenn
Whew, I'm stuffed.
[08:12] Glenn
Thanks for the food. It was amazingly good.
[08:14] Rumia
Oh, good! I'm sure the girl
who made it will be happy.
[08:17] Glenn
All right, time to head back.
[08:19] Alicia
You're Glenn Radars, correct?
[08:22] Alicia
Do you have a moment?
[08:24] Glenn
Yeah, sorry. I'm fresh out of moments.
[08:27] Glenn
I just finished eating,
so I'm gonna be really busy—
[08:31] Glenn
Your Majesty?!
[08:37] Zelos
Where has Her Majesty gone?
[08:39] Soldier
I only took my eyes off of
her for a moment, and...
[08:42] Zelos
Fool. Find her at once!
[08:45] Soldier
Yes, sir!
[08:47] Celica
Did you see that, Headmaster?
[08:49] Celica
How panicked that Imperial Guard looked!
[08:51] Rick
To think you'd hide Her
Majesty with your magic.
[08:54] Rick
You're as frightening a woman as ever.
[08:58] Eleanor
Celica-sama.
[09:00] Celica
What is it, Eleanor?
[09:01] Eleanor
There's something I'd like to discuss
with you while Her Majesty is absent.
[09:09] Alicia
It's been a year.
[09:10] Alicia
Have you been well?
[09:12] Glenn
Oh, yes, of course!
[09:13] Alicia
Please raise your head.
[09:16] Alicia
I've always wanted to apologize to you.
[09:22] Alicia
You devoted yourself to this nation,
[09:25] ---
yet you were expelled from the
Court Mage Corps in such a fashion...
[09:29] Glenn
No, no, no!
[09:30] Glenn
I just quit because I got sick of the work!
[09:33] Glenn
You can't be lowering your head to a
social failure like me, Your Majesty!
[09:38] Alicia
Glenn.
[09:39] Glenn
M-More importantly, Your Majesty,
[09:40] ---
what brings you here without
any of your guards?
[09:45] Alicia
It's been a long time, Ermiana.
[09:48] Alicia
How have you been?
[09:50] Alicia
You've grown awfully tall.
[09:52] Alicia
How is your life with the Fibel family?
[09:55] Alicia
Ah, this is like a dream.
[09:57] Alicia
Being able to see you again...
[10:04] Alicia
Ermiana...
[10:05] Rumia
Um, I beg your pardon, but...
[10:07] Rumia
While this may be rude of me,
I believe you have the wrong person.
[10:12] Rumia
I'm Rumia.
[10:13] Rumia
Rumia Tingel.
[10:15] Rumia
With all due respect, Your Majesty seems
[10:18] ---
to have confused me for the late
Princess Ermiana El Kel Alzano.
[10:29] Alicia
Yes, you're right.
[10:32] Alicia
Ermiana...
[10:33] Alicia
That girl passed away from
an epidemic three years ago.
[10:37] Alicia
My apologies for putting you through
such unpleasantness, Rumia-san.
[10:42] Rumia
No apology is necessary.
[10:43] Rumia
Now, if you'll excuse me.
[10:49] Alicia
I figured she wouldn't accept me.
[10:52] Alicia
She wouldn't see me as her mother now.
[10:57] Alicia
I'll be going back now, Glenn.
[10:59] Glenn
Huh? Oh, sure.
[11:04] Alicia
Please, take care of her.
[11:06] Glenn
Certainly.
[11:17] Zelos
Your Majesty!
[11:20] Alicia
My, Zelos.
[11:22] Alicia
You found me?
[11:25] Zelos
Please forgive my rudeness, Your Majesty.
[11:28] Zelos
I'll have to secure your person for a while.
[11:34] Albert
I can't believe this.
[11:36] Albert
The Imperial Guard is restraining Her Majesty.
[11:39] Albert
To think they'd actually take action.
[11:42] Albert
Imperial Guard General Commander, Zelos.
[11:44] Albert
He's a veteran said to have fought on par
[11:47] ---
with the great swordsman Johannes
during the Divine War 40 years ago.
[11:51] Albert
He shouldn't be the type of man to act rashly.
[11:58] Albert
Where do you think you're going?
[12:00] Re=L
I'll kill all our enemies.
[12:02] Albert
The Imperial Guard are the soldiers
most loyal to Her Majesty.
[12:06] Albert
I find it hard to believe
they'd harm the queen.
[12:09] Albert
They must be plotting something else.
[12:12] Re=L
I've devised a strategy.
[12:13] Re=L
I'll charge the enemy from the front.
[12:16] Re=L
You follow me and charge
from the front after I do.
[12:26] Announcer
Class 2's Teresa-chan clears 50 kilograms!
[12:35] Glenn
The former princess, wiped from existence
because of her special ability, huh?
[12:42] Sistine
Sensei...
[12:45] Sistine
What is it, white cat?!
Gonna blast me away again?
[12:47] Sistine
I'm not!
[12:48] Sistine
Um, Rumia hasn't come back yet...
[12:52] Sistine
Have you heard anything from her?
[12:55] Glenn
White cat, lend me your ear.
[12:57] Sistine
Wh-What is it?
[13:00] Sistine
Huh?
[13:02] Glenn
Well, anyone would want some time
alone after going through that, right?
[13:07] Glenn
Guess I'll go look for her.
[13:09] Glenn
Having fun with her friends
should help distract her, too.
[13:13] Glenn
Take care of the class for me.
[13:15] Sistine
R-Right.
[13:16] Sistine
Please take care of Rumia.
[13:18] Glenn
Leave it to me.
[13:19] Glenn
I'm full enough now that I could
search for her all day.
[13:23] Sistine
Huh?
[13:24] Glenn
The great angel Rumia-sama
brought me some sandwiches.
[13:28] Glenn
Ones someone else made that were
headed for the trash, apparently, but...
[13:33] Sistine
R-Really? And you ate them?
[13:36] Sistine
Good work being a pitiful trash disposal.
[13:38] Glenn
They were super good, though.
[13:42] Glenn
They were nothing fancy,
but they were made with care,
[13:45] ---
and they tasted really good.
[13:47] Glenn
And hey, don't call them trash.
[13:49] Glenn
That's rude to the person who made them.
[13:51] Glenn
I thought you were nice to everyone but me?
[13:54] Sistine
I-I know!
[13:56] Sistine
Jeez! Just hurry up and go!
[14:13] Glenn
What're you looking at?
[14:15] Rumia
Sensei...
[14:19] Rumia
There's nothing inside this locket.
[14:22] Rumia
I feel like there was once a portrait
of someone precious inside it, but...
[14:28] Rumia
It's strange, isn't it?
[14:30] Rumia
For me to keep this on my person at all times.
[14:33] Glenn
Not really.
[14:34] Glenn
Are you sure it's not still packed
full of something precious?
[14:39] Rumia
Sensei... You know, don't you?
[14:42] Rumia
That Her Majesty and I...
[14:44] Glenn
Yeah.
[14:45] Rumia
What do you think I should've done earlier?
[14:50] Rumia
I know why Her Majesty abandoned me.
[14:54] Rumia
I'm the devil incarnate...
A cursed, taboo being.
[14:58] Rumia
One of the gifted.
[14:59] Rumia
And since I was born with
this special ability,
[15:02] Rumia
I could become a bomb to
damage the royal family's status.
[15:07] Rumia
So I do think disposing of me was
necessary for this country's future.
[15:15] Rumia
But still, part of me can't forgive
Her Majesty for doing that.
[15:20] Rumia
I think I'm mad at her.
[15:22] Glenn
Logic doesn't apply in cases
like that, after all.
[15:25] Rumia
Yet I also want to call her "Mother" one more
time, and I want to hug her again, too.
[15:32] Rumia
But Sisti's mother and father
took me in, and it feels like
[15:38] ---
I'd be betraying them if I did that.
[15:41] Rumia
So what should I have done?
[15:45] Glenn
This is just my philosophy.
[15:47] Glenn
Humans are creatures that always get hurt
[15:49] ---
and feel regret whenever they
make a choice on something.
[15:53] Rumia
Huh?
[15:54] Glenn
It's easy to say "choose so that you'll
have no regrets," but that's impossible.
[16:00] Glenn
No matter how hard you've
agonized over your path,
[16:02] ---
you'll always regret
something about it later.
[16:05] Glenn
That's just how we humans are made.
[16:11] Glenn
Which is why I think our true
feelings are important.
[16:14] Rumia
True feelings?
[16:15] Glenn
Yeah.
[16:16] Glenn
If you choose your path
based on your true feelings,
[16:19] ---
it'll hurt just a little less when
you feel the same regret, right?
[16:24] Glenn
Rumia,
[16:25] Glenn
what is it that you want to do?
[16:28] Rumia
I don't understand my own feelings on this.
[16:33] Glenn
Long ago, I was a mage serving
in the Imperial Army.
[16:38] Glenn
Due to the nature of my work,
I visited the court pretty often.
[16:42] Glenn
And when I did, I saw the person
with the most power there
[16:45] ---
wearing the exact same locket as yours.
[16:49] Glann
She probably couldn't bring herself to
throw away the one that matched yours.
[16:52] Glann
Which means your answer's been
there for a long time, hasn't it?
[16:55] Glann
It doesn't matter if it's
just pent-up resentment.
[16:58] Glann
Why don't you start by confronting her
[17:00] ---
with how you really feel,
instead of running away from it?
[17:03] Rumia
Sensei...
[17:05] Glann
Well, I'm not exactly one to talk,
after all the running I've done.
[17:10] Rumia
I'm scared, though.
[17:13] Rumia
The thought of her turning
those cold eyes on me again...
[17:16] Rumia
So, um...
[17:21] Rumia
Could you come with me, Sensei?
[17:26] Glenn
Sheesh... All right. I'll go with you.
[17:29] Rumia
Thank you very much!
[17:34] Glenn
The Imperial Guard?
[17:40] Soldier
Rumia Tingel, correct?
[17:42] Rumia
Huh? Y-Yes.
[17:46] Soldier
With all due pardon,
[17:47] ---
you're charged with conspiracy to
assassinate Her Majesty, Queen Alicia VII.
[17:51] Soldier
There's no room for bargaining.
[17:52] Soldier
You're to be executed for
treason and insulting royalty!
[17:56] Rumi
M-Me? Assassinate Her Majesty?
[18:00] Glenn
That's one bad joke. Show us your proof.
[18:02] Soldier
I'm not obligated to disclose
that to an outsider.
[18:05] Glenn
You're going to execute her
without a trial or a warrant?
[18:07] Soldier
This is Her Majesty's direct order.
[18:11] Glenn
Cut the crap!
[18:12] Soldier
Hand over that woman.
[18:13] Soldier
If you continue to defend her,
you'll be executed for treason, too.
[18:18] Rumia
I'll do as you ask.
[18:21] Glenn
Rumia?!
[18:22] Rumia
I'll pay for the sin of turning
against Her Majesty with my life.
[18:28] Rumia
So please spare Sensei.
[18:30] Glenn
You idiot! What are you sayi—
[18:33] Rumia
Sensei!
[18:34] Soldier
Come!
[18:44] Soldier
Close your eyes, and don't move.
[18:46] Soldier
If I miss your vitals,
you'll only prolong your suffering.
[18:50] Rumia
Yes.
[18:52] Rumia
I always thought this day
would come eventually.
[18:55] Rumia
That one day, that woman
would decide to end me.
[19:02] Rumia
Oh, I see.
[19:05] Rumia
She came to see me since it's the last time.
[19:07] Rumia
I was supposed to die back then,
but I've lived for over three years.
[19:11] Rumia
I managed to create many wonderful memories.
[19:13] ---
You can do it!
[19:17] Rumia
So now...
[19:19] Glenn
Keep those eyes closed.
[19:21] Rumia
Huh?
[19:25] Soldier
M-My eyes!
[19:33] Glenn
Jeez, they hit me damn hard.
[19:35] Rumia
Sensei!
[19:36] Rumia
What did you...
[19:37] Glenn
Huh? The spell, Flash Light.
[19:39] Glenn
It only blinded them.
[19:40] Rumia
Sensei! Why would you save me?!
[19:43] Glenn
The white cat would yell
at me if I abandoned you.
[19:45] Rumia
This is no time to be joking around!
[19:47] Rumia
You'll be convicted, too!
[19:49] Glenn
Because I promised.
[19:51] Rumia
Huh?
[19:52] Glenn
Well, don't you worry.
[19:54] Glenn
Her Majesty would never eliminate
you without even a trial.
[19:59] Glenn
There has to be something else
behind this execution order.
[20:02] Glenn
If we can just meet with Her Majesty...
[20:04] Soldier
Over there!
[20:05] Soldier
You traitors!
[20:07] Rumia
Wh-What are we going to do, Sensei?!
[20:09] Glenn
What do we do?
[20:11] Glenn
Rule of time, balance of the scales,
let the plate of order tip portside.
[20:19] Soldier
After them!
[20:20] Soldier
Don't let the rebels escape!
[20:21] Glenn
Jeez...
[20:22] Glenn
Why do troubles keep coming
one after another?
[20:25] Glenn
This is why I didn't want to work.
[20:27] Rumia
Sensei...
[20:29] Glenn
The problem is how to slip past the
Imperial Guard and meet Her Majesty.
[20:34] Glenn
Wait...
[20:35] Glenn
Now that I think about it, we don't
need to meet with her directly, do we?
[20:47] Celica
Glenn?
[20:48] Glenn
Oh, Celica!
[20:49] Glenn
You're with Her Majesty, right?
[20:51] Glenn
I have to favor to ask. See...
[20:52] Celica
I can't do anything.
[20:55] Glenn
Wait, I haven't said anything!
[20:57] Celica
Sorry, Glenn. I can't say anything.
[21:00] Celica
I'll say it once more.
[21:02] Celica
I can't do anything. I can't say anything.
[21:05] Glenn
You're not fooling around, are you?
[21:08] Celica
No.
[21:09] Glenn
And our situation?
[21:10] Celica
I have a rough idea.
[21:12] Glenn
Why are the Imperial Guards
going out of control?
[21:15] Glenn
Why has Her Majesty ordered
the execution of Rumia?
[21:19] Glenn
You can't say, can you?
[21:20] Celica
Glenn, you're the only one.
[21:22] Glenn
What?
[21:23] Celica
You're the only one who can
break up this situation.
[21:26] Celica
Yes, "only you."
[21:29] Celica
Think hard about the meaning of that.
[21:30] Celica
And find some way to come before the queen.
[21:33] Glenn
H-Hey!
[21:35] Glenn
Damn it!
[21:35] Rumia
Sensei...
[21:37] Glenn
Come before the queen, huh?
[21:40] Glenn
The queen's protected by well-trained guards.
[21:42] Glenn
Plus, there's her captain, Zelos.
[21:45] Glenn
Damn, this is clearly more than I can handle.
[21:49] Glenn
How do I...
[22:01] Glenn
Y-You!
SIGN illustration: Kobuichi
[23:46] Rumia
Ah, so cute!
[23:47] Sisti
Were they abandoned here?
[23:48] Sisti
Jeez, what an irresponsible owner!
[23:52] Rumia
Hey, why don't we find owners for them?
[23:54] Sisti
That sounds good.
[23:57] Both
Huh?
[23:58] Rumia
Hey, Sisti, there's someone
suspicious over there.
[24:00] Sisti
I think that man's been watching
our class this whole competition!
[24:03] Rumia
Oh, no, scary!
[24:04] Both
Let's go tell Sensei about this!
[24:07] Albert
Good for you, kittens.
[24:10] Glenn
Hey, hey!
[24:11] Glenn
Where's the pervert imagining dirty
things as he ogles my students?!
SIGN Next Episode The Evil Being
[24:14] Glenn
H-Hey!
[24:16] Albert
Long time no see.
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[24:19] Glenn
Who are you again?
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