9 - Nudity and Underwear Are All You Need.

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[00:08] Toki
    This is the manuscript for chapter 1
    of the manga version
[00:10] Toki
    of Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy).
[00:13] Toki
    You seem happy.
[00:15] Itsuki
    But of course!
[00:16] Itsuki
    Kaiko-san is a magnificent manga artist
    who completely understands my work.
[00:21] Itsuki
    I'm so excited to see how it turned
    out, I can't contain myself.
[00:26] Itsuki
    Her art is as amazing as I remember!
[00:28] Itsuki
    Way to go, Kaiko-san! This is exactly
    the quality I expected from her!
[00:31] Itsuki
    That must mean the pervy scenes also...
[00:35] Toki
    You mean like the opening scene
    where Sieg sees Hilde naked?
[00:39] Itsuki
    Yes! I'm sure the nudity is
    depicted in the best way!
[00:56] Itsuki
    What the hell?! Why...
[00:59] Itsuki
    Why is Hilde not naked?!
[01:02] Toki
    I was shocked when I saw the manuscript, too.
[01:04] Toki
    It appears that she, Mikuniyama-sensei,
    is a huge underwear fetishist.
[01:12] Itsuki
    Huh?
SIGN    A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:54] Itsuki
    So...
[02:55] Itsuki
    Could you explain to me why
    Hilde is wearing underwear?
[03:01] Kaiko
    I-It's just like your editor told you.
[03:04] Kaiko
    I absolutely love underwear,
    and that's why I drew it.
[03:10] Itsuki
    "And that's why I drew it," my ass!
[03:12] Itsuki
    Didn't you say that you loved my work?
[03:15] Itsuki
    How could you do something so awful to it?
[03:18] Kaiko
    It's true that I love and admire your work.
[03:23] Itsuki
    Then—
[03:23] Kaiko
    But I had always thought there was a very
    clear and unfortunate flaw in your books.
[03:28] Itsuki
    You can't mean...
[03:30] Kaiko
    Yes.
[03:31] Kaiko
    Why must you always insist
[03:32] ---
    on immediately stripping all the
    clothes off the cute little sisters?
[03:36] Kaiko
    The elegant little sisters should be
    wearing underwear worthy for girlfriends!
[03:42] Itsuki
    You fool!
[03:43] Itsuki
    A true big brother wants to see every
    last detail of his little sister!
[03:48] Itsuki
    Saying that a filthy little piece of cloth
[03:50] ---
    should hinder the view of the holy nude
    body of a little sister is outrageous!
[03:53] Itsuki
    Little sisters are the most beautiful
    when they are in their natural state.
[03:56] Kaiko
    Then they'd be no different from wild beasts!
[03:59] Kaiko
    People first become human
    when they don underwear.
[04:03] Kaiko
    Beautiful things need beautiful underwear.
[04:05] Kaiko
    Is that not the true human pursuit of beauty?
[04:08] Itsuki
    You fool! Truly beautiful creatures
    are already beautiful as they are!
[04:12] Itsuki
    Nudity is the ultimate form of fashion!
[04:14] Itsuki
    Little sisters are the most beautiful
    wild beasts in this world!
[04:18] Kaiko
    Did you just call nudity "fashion"?!
[04:20] Kaiko
    You, a moronic monkey that can't even
    understand the beauty of underwear,
[04:23] Kaiko
    have the nerve to tell me, a girl who's been
    surrounded by beautiful underwear all her life
[04:27] ---
    because she was born in a household in Gunma
    that had been in the silk farming industry
[04:30] ---
    since the Edo era, what fashion is?!
[04:32] Itsuki
    What a coincidence! I don't
    want to brag about my family,
[04:35] Itsuki
    but my grandfather's family
    made a fortune breeding koi
[04:37] Itsuki
    and he was a millionaire in Gifu,
[04:39] ---
    so I was surrounded by
    beauty ever since I was born.
[04:42] Itsuki
    Just as koi are beautiful and elegant
    as they swim in their natural form,
[04:45] Itsuki
    little sisters are the most
    beautiful when they're naked!
[04:48] Kaiko
    Gifu...
[04:50] Kaiko
    No wonder you have values
    similar to a wild monkey's.
[04:54] Itsuki
    Gunma...
[04:56] Itsuki
    I guess I can see why you would consider
    underwear sacred, since you're a savage
[04:59] ---
    whose concept of wearing clothes was instilled
    in you from the moment you were born!
[05:05] Toki
    Does any of this really matter anymore?
[05:07] Both
    Of course it does!
[05:09] Toki
    B-But considering Mikuniyama-sensei's
    art quality,
[05:13] ---
    I think the readers would
    be satisfied either way.
[05:16] Itsuki
    You moron!
[05:17] Itsuki
    The nude scenes in my books are not
    there to make the readers happy!
[05:21] Itsuki
    They're there for no logical reason,
    other than the fact that I want to see them!
[05:25] Toki
    Is that something you
    should declare so proudly?
[05:27] Kaiko
    I also don't draw underwear
    for the sake of the readers.
[05:32] Kaiko
    I draw it because I want to see
    the cute little sisters in underwear.
[05:38] Toki
    What are we supposed to do about this?
[05:43] Setsuna
    Heya, Sensei!
[05:46] Itsuki
    Sorry, I'm in a meeting right now.
[05:48] Setsuna
    You're in a bad mood. What's up?
[05:52] Itsuki
    The artist doing the manga version of
    Mahou Academy and I aren't seeing eye to eye.
[05:55] Setsuna
    Huh... The manga for Mahou Academy?
[05:59] ---
    Could I come in and say hi to them?
[06:02] Itsuki
    If you want.
SIGN    Little Sister
[06:05] Setsuna
    Heya! I'm the illustrator Puriketsu.
[06:09] Kaiko
    Y-You're Puriketsu-sensei?
[06:12] Kaiko
    I-It's an honor to meet you!
[06:14] Kaiko
    My name is Kaiko Mikuniyama,
    and I'm a new manga artist.
[06:17] Setsuna
    Totes pleasure.
[06:19] Setsuna
    Is this the manga manuscript?
[06:22] Setsuna
    Wow, you're really good!
[06:26] Setsuna
    Huh? But this part's supposed to be...
[06:29] Itsuki
    That's right!
[06:30] ---
    This woman had the nerve to draw
    underwear onto Hilde's nude scene!
[06:34] Setsuna
    What?!
[06:36] Setsuna
    Wait, wait, wait! What are you thinking?!
[06:38] Setsuna
    Putting panties on a naked girl...
[06:41] Setsuna
    What decent human being would do that?!
[06:43] Kaiko
    P-Puriketsu-sensei...
[06:45] Kaiko
    So you're also a heretic who believes
[06:48] ---
    in the blasphemy known as nude supremacy?
[06:50] Setsuna
    This is unbelievable!
[06:52] ---
    I can sort of understand the bra,
    but she shouldn't be wearing panties!
[06:55] Itsuki
    What are you talking about?!
[06:57] ---
    Completely nude without a
    single piece of cloth on her!
[06:59] Itsuki
    Anything else is unacceptable!
[07:01] Itsuki
    Just a bra? I had no idea you were
    such a heathen, Puriketsu-sensei!
[07:06] Setsuna
    Actually, I'm fine with the scenes
    where she's facing front as they are,
[07:09] Setsuna
    but when her butt's showing in full,
    I want the panties to be off!
[07:13] Kaiko
    Th-There's no way I could
    do something so unnatural!
[07:16] Kaiko
    Bra and panties are a set!
[07:18] Kaiko
    There's no other answer!
[07:21] Setsuna
    Sensei! We can't leave Mahou Academy
    in the hands of someone like this.
[07:27] Itsuki
    I want to say that I agree...
[07:31] Itsuki
    But other than this scene,
[07:33] ---
    the Mahou Academy that this woman
    drew is absolutely perfect.
[07:37] Itsuki
    Why did you have to be an underwear-obsessed
    freak when you have so much talent?
[07:42] Kaiko
    I could say the same about you!
[07:43] Kaiko
    How did you end up a nude-lover
[07:46] ---
    when it's so clear how much
    you love little sisters?
[07:50] Setsuna
    Then I'll just draw it.
[07:54] Setsuna
    I'll draw the Mahou Academy manga.
[07:57] Tokuyama
    Are you serious?!
[07:58] Toki
    You can't just do that!
[08:00] Itsuki
    Can you even draw manga?
[08:02] Setsuna
    I can probably manage.
[08:04] Kaiko
    I will do the manga
    version of Mahou Academy!
[08:07] Kaiko
    I won't let anyone else do it!
[08:09] Setsuna
    Then let's have a competition.
[08:12] Kaiko
    I wouldn't have it any other way!
[08:13] Kaiko
    I won't lose, even if I'm up
    against you, Puriketsu-sensei!
SIGN    Little Sister
[08:19] Toki
    Uh... so...
[08:21] Toki
    We will now begin this manga competition
[08:23] ---
    between Puriketsu-sensei
    and Mikuniyama-sensei.
[08:27] Toki
    The theme is that scene with Hilde,
    and the judges will be us three.
[08:31] Kaiko
    I will put my all into this manuscript.
[08:34] Setsuna
    I'll show you how it's done.
[08:37] Itsuki
    How do you think this will go, Tokuyama-san?
[08:40] Tokuyama
    Well... As a manga editor,
[08:44] ---
    it'd be very beneficial to have
    Puriketsu-sensei draw the manga,
[08:48] Tokuyama
    and since she's nude in the original story,
[08:51] ---
    I think she should be nude
    in the manga, as well.
[08:54] Itsuki
    So the judges feel that Puriketsu-sensei
    has a clear lead in this competition.
[08:59] Toki
    Who are you commentating to?
[09:02] Toki
    Anyway, are you both ready?
[09:04] Kaiko
    No, one moment, please.
[09:22] Itsuki
    P-Panties?!
[09:24] Setsuna
    Those are panties, right?
[09:26] Kaiko
    Yes, they are indeed panties.
[09:32] Itsuki
    Y-You had panties on your
    head this whole time?
[09:37] Kaiko
    Precisely.
[09:38] Itsuki
    You pervert!
[09:40] Kaiko
    What's wrong with using panties as a ribbon?!
[09:44] Itsuki
    I-I'm not saying it's wrong... But why
    did you suddenly pull out panties?
[09:53] Kaiko
    Kaiko Mikuniyama
[09:55] Kaiko
    is now preparing for battle!
[09:58] Four
    What?!
[10:00] Kaiko
    Now... let us begin.
[10:04] Itsuki
    Wait, wait, wait! What's with that getup?!
[10:08] Kaiko
    This is my formal uniform when I draw manga.
[10:11] Itsuki
    F-Formal uniform?
[10:13] Itsuki
    Though I guess there are many authors
    who change clothes when they work...
[10:16] Itsuki
    Kanikou is naked when she writes, so for
    someone to have panties on their face,
[10:20] Itsuki
    I guess it's...
[10:22] Itsuki
    I guess it's... I guess it's...
[10:26] Itsuki
    not strange!
[10:27] Itsuki
    All right. We're starting for real this time!
[10:31] Kaiko
    Yes, sir.
[10:31] Setsuna
    Heck yeah!
[11:00] Setsuna
    I'm done!
[11:01] Kaiko
    As am I.
[11:05] Itsuki
    All right. Let's start with Setsuna's manga.
[11:20] Itsuki
    The nudes you draw are absolutely the best.
[11:24] Itsuki
    All right, let's see yours.
[11:32] Itsuki
    There's... even less exposure?!
[11:39] Itsuki
    But...
[11:53] Kiako
    Well? How do you like my manga?
[12:04] Toki
    All of the judges unanimously vote
[12:07] Toki
    for Mikuniyama-sensei.
[12:16] Setsuna
    I guess I still have a way to go.
[12:19] Itsuki
    Sorry. The nudes that you
    drew were really amazing...
[12:23] Itsuki
    But it felt more like a single
    drawing than a whole manga.
[12:26] Itsuki
    On the other hand, there was a story in
    Mikuniyama-sensei's depiction of underwear.
[12:30] Itsuki
    I, a nude supremacist,
[12:32] ---
    couldn't take my eyes off the depiction
    of her taking off her underwear.
[12:38] Itsuki
    Kaiko Mikuniyama-sensei...
[12:45] Itsuki
    It's a pleasure to work
    with you on Mahou Academy.
[12:48] kaiko
    Yes! Likewise!
[12:54] Kaiko
    I look forward to working with you!
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SIGN    2. Look into the panties
SIGN    3. Fold the butt part in
SIGN    4. Fold it in more
SIGN    5. Bring the front part up
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[13:12] Itsuki
    Wh-What's up, Kanikou?
[13:14] Nayuta
    Why are you looking at an underwear site?
[13:17] Itsuki
    I-I was just looking something
    up for my books...
[13:21] Nayuta
    Why would you need to look up
    something about underwear?
[13:24] Nayuta
    No matter what kind of
    underwear they're wearing,
[13:26] ---
    they're going to be naked by the
    next line, so why does it matter?
[13:32] Itsuki
    It's true. That's how it's been...
[13:35] Itsuki
    But from now on, I'll intricately write
    scenes depicting them in underwear.
[13:38] Nayuta
    What?! Where did this come from?
[13:41] Itsuki
    Mikuniyama-sensei, the artist
    doing the manga version,
[13:44] ---
    made me realize how wonderful underwear is.
[13:48] Nayuta
    Kaiko Mikuniyama...
[13:51] ---
    So she's the one who messed with your head.
[13:58] Nayuta
    Hi. I'm Nayuta Kani.
    I'm Itsuki-senpai's wife.
[14:03] Miyako
    Hey. Don't lie to someone you just met.
[14:08] Nayuta
    Fine. I'm his future wife.
[14:10] Kaiko
    Right...
[14:12] Miyako
    Oh, I'm Miyako Shirakawa.
[14:15] Miyako
    I'm one of Itsuki and Nayu's friends,
[14:17] ---
    and I was just asked to tag
    along, so don't mind me.
[14:20] Kaiko
    U-Um, so...
[14:22] ---
    What does the most popular author
    from Gift Publishing want with me?
[14:27] Nayuta
    I'll get straight to the point.
[14:29] Nayuta
    Please stop luring Senpai
    down the wrong path.
[14:33] Kaiko
    Wrong path, you say?
[14:36] Nayuta
    I heard you made some changes to
    the manga that weren't in the original!
[14:39] Kaiko
    Huh? Well, yes, I did...
[14:42] Miyako
    Changes?
[14:44] Nayuta
    This woman had the nerve to put underwear
    on the heroine in her nude scene!
[14:49] Miyako
    Oh...
[14:51] Nayuta
    How can you be so calm about this, Myaa-san?!
[14:53] Miyako
    Huh? I mean, who cares?
[14:56] Nayuta
    No...
[14:58] Nayuta
    Where did the nudity-loving Myaa-san go?
[15:02] Miyako
    When did I say anything
    about loving nudity?
[15:04] Nayuta
    We were naked together in
    the ocean and this room!
[15:08] Miyako
    Th-That was...
[15:09] Nayuta
    We even wandered around town
    stark naked and got arrested.
[15:12] Miyako
    That was in a game!
[15:14] Kaiko
    What in the world are you two doing?
[15:17] Miyako
    Y-You've got the wrong idea!
    I'm not some nudity-loving pervert.
[15:21] Nayuta
    Myaa-san, no...
[15:25] Kaiko
    It appears that you're the only
    one with these wicked thoughts.
[15:30] Kaiko
    Underwear is indeed the
    ultimate form of beauty!
[15:34] Kaiko
    In the shower, while they're eating,
    and even when they're going to school,
[15:38] Kaiko
    beautiful girls should
    only be wearing underwear.
[15:41] Miyako
    Wait, no. You're plenty weird yourself!
[15:43] Kaiko
    Huh?
[15:44] Nayuta
    Anyway! I can't leave Mahou
    Academy in your hands!
[15:48] Kaiko
    No...
[15:50] Kaiko
    There is no one who can better
    express that series in manga form
[15:54] Kaiko
    than I can!
[15:56] Nayuta
    Th-That's not true!
[15:58] ---
    I'm sure I can express
    it better than you can!
[16:01] Kaiko
    Very well. Shall we find out?
[16:04] Nayuta
    Bring it!
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[16:19] Miyako
    Nayu, you're terrible at drawing.
[16:24] Kaiko
    I believe I'm the winner.
[16:28] Nayuta
    P-Please wait.
[16:30] Nayuta
    This was just the practice round!
    Let's do it for real this time!
[16:34] Nayuta
    Give it up, Nayu.
[16:36] ---
    Even someone who knows
    nothing about this business,
[16:38] ---
    like me, can tell that her manga looks amazing.
[16:40] Nayuta
    No matter how good she is, no one has
    the right to put underwear on nudes!
[16:45] Nayuta
    This problem affects my life personally!
[16:48] Miyako
    Now you're just overreacting...
[16:50] Kaiko
    Um... how does my manga affect your life?
[16:55] Nayuta
    Well...
[16:57] Nayuta
    I'm the one who's going to marry Senpai.
[17:01] Kaiko
    Right...
[17:04] Nayuta
    And I'm basically
[17:06] Nayuta
    naked at home all the time!
[17:07] Nayuta
    My dream is to live a married life
    overflowing with love, where Senpai and I
[17:11] ---
    have sex all day as he lusts
    over my naked body!
[17:14] Miyako
    Well, throw that dream away!
[17:14] Kaiko
    Well, get rid of that dream!
[17:16] Nayuta
    That's why I can't have Senpai
    realizing he likes anything else!
[17:21] Nayuta
    What if he stops lusting after me?!
[17:25] Kaiko
    Wouldn't you putting on
    underwear solve that problem?
[17:32] Kaiko
    Anyway, I don't have any plans to
    remove the underwear from the manga.
[17:36] Nayuta
    You leave me no choice.
[17:40] Kaiko
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:42] Nayuta
    I'm going to show you the glory of nudity!
[17:47] Kaiko
    Wh-What are you—
[17:50] Nayuta
    I'm going to show you what boobs feel like.
[17:53] Kaiko
    I-I already know what they
    feel like! I have my own!
[17:56] Nayuta
    Are you sure?
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[17:59] Nayuta
    Mikuniyama-san, could it be...
[18:02] Nayuta
    that you've never fondled
    another girl's boobs before?
[18:08] Kaiko
    S-So what if I haven't?
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[18:14] Nayuta
    I only learned of this recently myself,
[18:16] Nayuta
    but fondling another girl's
    boobs is completely different
[18:19] ---
    from fondling your own.
[18:21] Kaiko
    What?!
[18:22] Nayuta
    Mikuniyama-san...
[18:26] Kaiko
    Wh-What are you...
[18:27] Nayuta
    The underwear that you
    draw is indeed amazing.
[18:30] Kaiko
    Please get your hand out of there...
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[18:32] Nayuta
    If you used your skills to draw nudes,
[18:35] ---
    Senpai's fans would be fully satisfied.
[18:38] Kaiko
    S-Stop...
[18:40] Nayuta
    Why do you insist on only drawing underwear?
[18:44] Nayuta
    I'm not telling you not to draw underwear.
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[18:48] Nayuta
    But draw some nudes, too...
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[18:53] Nayuta
    Or could it be...
[18:55] Nayuta
    that you actually can't draw them,
[18:57] Nayuta
    because you've never touched
    boobs or butts in real life?
[19:04] Kaiko
    I-It's not that I can't draw them...
[19:07] Kaiko
    It's true that I can't draw them
    as well as underwear, but...
[19:11] Nayuta
    Are you sure you didn't
    just run away from nudity,
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    rather than just choosing to do underwear?
[19:21] Kaiko
    I won't let you!
[19:27] Kaiko
    I will prove my love to you!
[19:30] Kaiko
    It's not that I ran away from nudity.
[19:32] ---
    I chose underwear, even though
    I'm well-educated on boobs and butts!
[19:37] Kaiko
    I will prove that to you!
[19:42] Nayuta
    N-No...
[19:44] Kaiko
    I see. This is indeed different
    from fondling my own breasts.
[19:48] Nayuta
    Wh-Why are you... so...
    good at... f-fondling boobs?
[19:57] Kaiko
    I'm a manga artist, so I'm
    very good with my hands.
[20:00] Nayuta
    M-Manga artists are amazing...
[20:05] Nayuta
    D-Don't look at me...
[20:12] Kaiko
    That's not going to happen!
[20:14] Kaiko
    I'm going to observe
[20:15] Kaiko
    every last detail of your body.
[20:21] Kaiko
    This is indeed wonderful.
[20:25] Kaiko
    I'll have to go much deeper
    and put my all into this.
[20:33] Nayuta
    P-Please stop...
[20:36] Kaiko
    Please let me feel it...
[20:38] ---
    Let my whole body embrace your naked body!
[20:51] Kaiko
    As you said, nudity is a theme
    that is worth exploring.
[20:56] Nayuta
    R-Right?
[21:00] Kaiko
    Very well. I will try drawing Hilde nude.
[21:05] Nayuta
    Yes!
[21:06] Nayuta
    I did it, Shenpai!
[21:09] Kaiko
    But there's one problem.
[21:13] Kaiko
    The only breasts I know are my own and yours.
[21:17] Kaiko
    But in comparison, Hilde's breasts are...
[21:22] Nayuta
    That won't be a problem.
[21:23] Nayuta
    We have a perfect model for
    Hilde's boobs right here.
[21:28] Kaiko
    Ah, you're right.
[21:31] Miyako
    Huh? Wait, you don't mean...
[21:34] Nayuta
    Take off your clothes, Myaa-san,
    like you always do.
[21:37] Miyako
    N-No! I'm not some nudity-loving weirdo!
[21:42] Kaiko
    Please, Shirakawa-san.
[21:44] Kaiko
    Please strip naked for my manga.
[21:47] Miyako
    No way! I'm not going to get naked!
SIGN    2 Minutes Later
[21:55] Miyako
    What am I even doing?
[22:04] Toki
    This is the final manuscript of the
    manga version of chapter 1.
[22:11] Haruto
    Wow, that turned out great.
[22:14] Chihiro
    So your series is really
    becoming a manga, huh?
[22:18] Chihiro
    That's amazing.
[22:20] Itsuki
    Yeah...
[22:21] Haruto
    The details on the underwear are amazing.
[22:24] Chihiro
    I-It's so erotic...
[22:32] Itsuki
    This nude is magnificent!
[22:37] Itsuki
    Look at the texture of these boobs!
[22:39] Itsuki
    This is exactly the Hilde that I wanted!
[22:46] Itsuki
    This is the perfect manga
[22:48] ---
    to please both underwear
    and nude enthusiasts.
[22:53] Itsuki
    I'm so thankful.
SIGN    Episode Ten A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
SIGN    [Gifu] Out on the frontier. Lately, it's been the setting of various anime, so they've gotten cocky. The prefectural fish is sweetfish. Their staple food is persimmons.
SIGN    [Gunma] Out on the frontier. Lately, it's been the setting of various dramas, so they've gotten cocky. The prefectural fish is sweetfish. Their staple food is konjac.
SIGN    Kotaro Yamada