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10 - A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.

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[00:10] Itsuki
    In my second year of middle school,
    my mother passed away.
SIGN    Three Years Ago
[00:16] Itsuki
    In my second year of high school,
    my father remarried.
[00:20] Itsuki
    Since he was able to marry another woman
[00:22] ---
    just three years after my mother's death,
[00:24] Itsuki
    I resented him intensely.
[00:31] Itsuki
    I still haven't mended
    things with my father,
[00:35] Itsuki
    but my relationship with my new
    little brother is going well.
[00:43] Chihiro
    What's wrong?
[00:46] Itsuki
    Nah, it's nothing.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
SIGN    A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:36] Chihiro
    By the way, Nii-san,
[02:38] Chihiro
    I'm going to start a part-time job.
[02:40] Itsuki
    Really? What kind of job?
[02:42] Chihiro
    I-I'm going to be working...
[02:44] Chihiro
    for that tax accountant, Ashley Ono-san.
[02:48] Chihiro
    Are you okay?!
[02:51] Itsuki
    Yeah, I'm fine. Just fine.
[02:54] Itsuki
    More importantly, why in the
    world would you work for her?
[02:58] Chihiro
    She asked if I'd be interested
    in a part-time job.
[03:00] ---
    I'll just be cleaning and organizing files,
[03:03] ---
    so it's no different from
    what I usually do here.
[03:06] Chihiro
    She also said she'd help
    me study accounting.
[03:10] Itsuki
    Study? Do you want to
    become a tax accountant?
[03:13] Chihiro
    Not exactly... I just wanted to be
    able to help you out more, Nii-san.
[03:19] Itsuki
    You already help me out so much as it is.
[03:22] ---
    I wouldn't want to put you through all that...
[03:24] Chihiro
    It's fine. This is something
    that I want to do.
[03:29] Itsuki
    I see.
[03:31] Itsuki
    Well, in any case, be careful.
[03:33] Chihiro
    Yup.
[03:35] Chihiro
    This is it... right?
SIGN    Ono Tax Accounting Office
SIGN    Ono Tax Accounting Office
[04:01] Chihiro
    Pardon me...
[04:05] Chihiro
    This is a tax accounting office, right?
[04:12] Ashley
    Glad you could make it, Chihiro-kun.
[04:14] Chihiro
    Hello. I look forward to working with you.
[04:19] Ashley
    The pleasure's all mine.
[04:22] Chihiro
    Sure. By the way, is there anyone else here?
[04:26] Ashley
    I bring in some help around
    December to March when it's busy,
[04:31] Ashley
    but otherwise, it's just myself.
[04:33] Chihiro
    I see.
[04:37] Ashley
    Don't worry. I won't eat you up.
[04:42] Chihiro
    Um... So what would you like me to do?
[04:45] Ashley
    First, I'd like you to do
    some cleaning back there.
[04:49] Chihiro
    Back there?
[04:51] Ashley
    This is also my residence, so my
    bedroom and kitchen are back there.
[04:56] Chihiro
    I see.
[05:00] Chihiro
    Huh?!
[05:04] Ashley
    I manage to keep the office where
    my clients come through clean,
[05:09] Ashley
    but I just can't seem to find the
    time to clean in there, as well.
[05:12] Chihiro
    I'm pretty sure this goes beyond
    not being able to find the time...
[05:17] Chihiro
    But...
[05:18] Chihiro
    Nii-san's place when he first started
    living on his own was like this, too.
[05:24] Chihiro
    Ashley-san.
[05:25] Ono
    Yes?
[05:27] Chihiro
    Would you mind
[05:30] Chihiro
    if I give this my all?
[05:32] Ashley
    N-Not at all. Go right ahead.
[05:58] Ashley
    It's a totally different room.
[06:00] Ashley
    I didn't think you'd do all this for me.
[06:03] Chihiro
    It's no problem. It's been a while since
    I really got to clean, so it was fun.
[06:09] Ashley
    Good work. I drew a bath for you,
    so feel free to take one.
[06:14] Ashley
    You worked up a sweat, didn't you?
[06:16] Chihiro
    Um...
[06:18] Chihiro
    Thank you very much.
    I'll take you up on that offer.
[06:27] Ashley
    Chihiro-kun, the towels are—
[06:29] Ashley
    Oh?
[06:34] Ashley
    So... you're a girl.
[06:41] Ashley
    Considering my line of work,
    I've met a lot of interesting people,
[06:45] Ashley
    but you definitely take the cake.
[06:49] Chihiro
    The only one in my family who
    thinks I'm a boy is my brother.
[06:53] Chihiro
    I even go to school as a normal girl.
[06:57] Chihiro
    I just pretend I'm his little brother
[06:59] ---
    with Toki-san and my brother's friends.
[07:01] Ashley
    And now I've found out.
[07:04] Chihiro
    Um, please don't tell him...
[07:07] Ashley
    Hmm... What to do?
[07:09] Chihiro
    Please!
[07:11] Ashley
    Don't worry. I'm not into
    bullying girls with small boobs.
[07:17] Chihiro
    Thank you so much.
[07:19] Ashley
    But this isn't a secret that you'll
    be able to keep forever.
[07:23] Chihiro
    I know...
[07:26] Chihiro
    I'm going to tell Nii-san the truth someday.
[07:29] Ashley
    I wonder how Itsuki-kun will
    react when the time comes.
[07:33] Ashley
    Given his love for little sisters,
[07:35] ---
    when he finds out he actually has one...
[07:40] Ashley
    How intriguing.
SIGN    The ultimate main heroine attribute from the age of myths. Words are unnecessary. You just need to love them.
[07:51] Little Sister
    Hurrrgh.
[07:54] Protagonist
    When I woke up, my naked little sister
[07:56] ---
    was letting out a bloodcurdling scream
    as she spewed mucus everywhere.
[08:00] Protagonist
    Oh, good morning.
[08:02] Little sister
    Herf.
[08:03] Protagonist
    You're as cute as ever.
[08:04] Little sister
    Hngh.
[08:06] Protagonist
    My little sister stands
    just under two meters tall.
[08:08] Protagonist
    When she's intimidating an enemy,
    she swells up to about five meters.
[08:12] Protagonist
    Her whole body is covered in
    tentacles and protrusions.
[08:15] Protagonist
    She has fifteen bumps on
    her shoulders and back,
[08:17] Protagonist
    and there seems to be something
    like a brain floating inside.
[08:20] Protagonist
    For the most part, she considers humans food,
[08:24] Protagonist
    so it's hard to communicate with her.
[08:26] Protagonist
    You tried to eat me again
    last night, didn't you?
[08:28] Protagonist
    You bad girl.
[08:30] Protagonist
    Looks like she's reflecting on her actions.
[08:34] Protagonist
    You're so cute.
[08:52] Toki
    What is this?
[08:54] Itsuki
    A practice draft of my new project.
[08:56] Itsuki
    I just wrote it to get a
    clearer picture of things.
[08:59] Toki
    Oh?
[09:00] Itsuki
    How much can one love someone just
    because they're a little sister?
[09:05] Itsuki
    That's the theme for this piece.
[09:07] Toki
    I see. And?
[09:10] Itsuki
    And?
[09:11] Toki
    Were you able to love a creature
    from another dimension
[09:15] ---
    that only sees you as food?
[09:20] Itsuki
    Just barely, but yes.
[09:22] Toki
    If it's just barely for you, it's definitely
    not possible for normal people!
[09:29] Toki
    I'm fine with you working on a new project,
[09:32] Toki
    but I hope you're progressing
    with volume 6 of Mahou Academy.
[09:35] Itsuki
    Have no fear. I just have
    the climax left to do.
[09:39] Toki
    If you fail to meet your deadline again,
    you're going straight back to that prison.
[09:44] Itsuki
    I-I'm really okay this time.
SIGN    Little Sister
[09:59] Itsuki
    Hey, Kanikou. We're going to the zoo.
[10:02] Nayuta
    Just the two of us, Itsuki-senpai?
[10:04] Itsuki
    It's for research.
[10:06] Itsuki
    I'm not going to force you, but—
[10:08] Nayuta
    I'll go!
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    -no Zoo
[10:17] Nayuta
    It's not very crowded, unlike the
    amusement park we went to.
[10:20] Itsuki
    Yeah. I guess it's always best
    to go out on the weekdays.
[10:24] Nayuta
    Yup. It's been so long since
    I've been to the zoo.
[10:29] Itsuki
    I haven't been here since I came
    with my family when I was little.
[10:33] Nayuta
    All right, Senpai.
[10:35] ---
    Let's go ogle all the naked beasts
    locked up in their cages.
[10:39] Itsuki
    Stop phrasing it in such a gross way!
SIGN    Little Sister
[10:44] Nayuta
    He's so big, Senpai.
[10:46] Itsuki
    Yeah, he is.
[10:48] Girl
    Mommy, the panda's so cute!
[10:50] Mom
    Yes, it's adorable.
[10:56] Nayuta
    He's got his p**** out in full
    view in front of a little girl.
[10:59] Nayuta
    If he were a human, he'd be
    arrested for indecent exposure.
[11:02] Itsuki
    Yeah. What an awful panda.
[11:06] Nayuta
    Pandas are kind of like old human men.
[11:10] Itsuki
    Yeah. He looks like he'd be watching
    a baseball game and eating yakitori.
SIGN    Giant Panda Ju Ju Male 7 years old (About 30 years old in human years)
[11:15] Nayuta
    Senpai, it says this panda's
    about thirty in human years.
[11:20] Itsuki
    You're in the prime of your career!
    What in the world are you doing?
[11:24] Nayuta
    It's this panda's job to eat and expose
    his p**** to the world in broad daylight.
[11:30] Nayuta
    Apparently he rests in his
    room when the zoo is closed,
[11:33] Nayuta
    but he's got a pool and heated floors.
[11:35] Itsuki
    Must be nice!
[11:37] Nayuta
    Not to mention, he's the most
    popular animal at the zoo.
[11:41] Itsuki
    All he has to do is sit there
    naked and eat food.
[11:44] ---
    Of course the zoo would
    give him the VIP treatment.
[11:48] Nayuta
    If it was you naked in there, Senpai,
    I'd come watch you all day, too.
[11:53] Itsuki
    Come on. Let's go to the next spot.
[11:57] Girl
    The panda's so cute! Panda! Panda!
[12:29] Itsuki
    I just ended up enjoying
    myself like a normal person.
[12:32] Itsuki
    But I came here to get some ideas on the
    monster they'd fight in the climax...
[12:38] Itsuki
    What's the matter, Kanikou?
[12:40] Nayuta
    I was thinking about the
    golden balls on the kangaroo.
[12:43] Itsuki
    Kangaroo?
[12:45] Nayuta
    They were just dangling from
    his crotch like pendulums.
[12:49] Itsuki
    Yeah, so they were.
[12:51] Nayuta
    If he were to hop in that state,
    wouldn't they rip off and go flying?
[12:55] Itsuki
    Don't say such horrifying things.
[12:57] Nayuta
    Not to mention, those guys do kickboxing.
[13:01] Itsuki
    They take no-guard tactics to another level.
[13:04] Nayuta
    All the lions and elephants had their
    pes dangling in clear view, too.
[13:08] Nayuta
    I took lots of pictures.
[13:17] Itsuki
    Well, this is awful.
[13:20] Nayuta
    Now I just need to get a
    picture of a human p
.
[13:26] Itsuki
    Don't look at me.
[13:29] Itsuki
    Don't look at my crotch, either!
[13:32] Nayuta
    But I already have a naked
    picture of you, Senpai.
[13:36] Itsuki
    That's from that one time!
    Hurry up and delete it!
[13:40] Nayuta
    No way!
[13:43] Nayuta
    Ah, Senpai, your cute and defenseless ass...
[13:46] Nayuta
    Smooch, smooch, smooch!
[13:49] Sieg
    Chrom! So this was your doing, after all!
[13:54] Chrom
    Are you enjoying my amusement park from hell?
[13:57] Hilde
    Return us to our world!
[14:01] Chrom
    Don't be in such a hurry.
[14:03] Chrom
    You haven't even seen my brilliant plan yet.
[14:06] Sieg
    What?
[14:07] Chrom
    Come forth, my minions of darkness!
[14:30] Panda
    Man, this yakitori is tasty.
[14:35] Itsuki
    Why would I even write "yakitori is tasty"?
[14:41] Itsuki
    Lions, tigers, alligators...
[14:43] Itsuki
    But I already modeled an enemy
    after a carnivore before...
[14:48] Itsuki
    Maybe I should drop the
    animal idea for a sec, and...
[14:51] Itsuki
    Okay. I'm going out for a bit.
[14:54] Chihiro
    Huh? Where to?
[14:55] Itsuki
    The aquarium. I was so enthralled
    by the whale shark I saw in Okinawa
[14:59] ---
    that I wasn't even paying
    attention to the other fish.
[15:02] Chihiro
    The aquarium... That sounds nice.
[15:05] Itsuki
    Want to come with me, then?
[15:07] Chihiro
    Can I?
[15:08] Chihiro
    I'd love to!
SIGN    Little Sister
[15:18] Chihiro
    This is the first time
    we've ever gone out alone.
[15:22] Itsuki
    Now that you mention it, I guess it is.
[15:25] Itsuki
    After my father remarried,
[15:27] ---
    I did everything I could
    to avoid my new family.
[15:32] Itsuki
    I'm not sure if Chihiro was
    trying to respect my privacy,
[15:35] Itsuki
    but he kept his distance.
[15:38] Itsuki
    Our relationship only changed
    after I started living on my own.
[15:43] Itsuki
    Right now, I think our
    relationship is going as well as
[15:46] ---
    any other relationship
    between normal brothers.
[15:50] Itsuki
    I guess it's already been about
    four years. Time sure does fly.
[15:59] Itsuki
    Are you all right? Your face is all red.
[16:02] Chihiro
    I'm fine. It's just a little tight in here.
[16:13] Chihiro
    Wow, this is amazing!
[16:16] Chihiro
    Nii-san! Look!
[16:18] Chihiro
    Sardines! That's what I cooked
    for you the other day!
[16:21] Itsuki
    R-Right. It was delicious.
[16:23] Chihiro
    That tuna is amazing. I wonder
    how many people it could feed.
[16:27] Chihiro
    That red snapper is so
    big, too. This is great!
[16:30] Chihiro
    Oh, and there's a shark!
[16:31] Chihiro
    I'll make some meuniere sometime soon!
[16:33] Chihiro
    There are a lot of fish I don't know, too.
    I wonder if they taste good.
[16:37] Itsuki
    You really just see them as food, don't you?
SIGN    Little Sister
[16:44] Chihiro
    That was so much fun!
[16:45] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[16:47] Chihiro
    You came to do research
    for your book, right?
[16:49] Chihiro
    Did I get in your way?
[16:51] Itsuki
    Not at all. Actually, I got
    a new idea for my book.
[16:55] Chihiro
    Idea?
[16:56] Itsuki
    A character that sees everything
    as food seems kinda fun.
[16:59] Chihiro
    I-I don't see everything as food.
[17:03] Chihiro
    I was in awe at how pretty
    the jellyfish were.
[17:05] Itsuki
    But you'd eat them, right?
[17:07] Chihiro
    I would, but...
[17:10] Itsuki
    I guess even you get excited
    about certain things.
[17:14] Chihiro
    W-Well, can you blame me?
[17:16] ---
    You rarely ever take me anywhere.
[17:20] Itsuki
    Right...
[17:22] Chihiro
    Nii-san?
[17:25] Itsuki
    Then why don't we go somewhere
    again sometime soon?
[17:27] Chihiro
    Really?!
[17:28] Itsuki
    Sure.
[17:31] Chihiro
    Thanks! That's a promise!
[17:37] Itsuki
    Yeah. It's a promise.
[17:41] Chihiro
    It's already pretty late,
    so I'm going to head home.
[17:44] Chihiro
    I'm come by again tomorrow
    to cook for you.
[17:46] Itsuki
    Sure.
[17:47] Ann
    A message to our passengers.
SIGN    The inbound line has been temporarily suspended. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please consider taking transfers for the time being.
[17:49] ann
    Due to an accident involving an injury,
    the inbound train is currently suspended.

[17:55] Ann
    We will make another announcement
    when the line is back in service.

[17:59] Ann
    We apologize for any
    inconvenience this may cause.

[18:02] Itsuki
    Seriously?
[18:03] Chihiro
    Sounds like it's going to take a while.
[18:05] Itsuki
    Guess we'll just have to take a taxi.
[18:08] Itsuki
    We're going in the same direction
    anyway, so you can ride with me.
[18:15] Chihiro
    Which fish did you like best, Nii-san?
[18:17] Itsuki
    Probably the spotted garden eel.
    It moved really funny.
[18:20] Chihiro
    Yeah, the spotted garden eel was super cute.
[18:22] Itsuki
    With that name, and what it looked like,
[18:24] ---
    I'm sure Kanikou would've loved it.
[18:27] Chihiro
    Maybe...
[18:29] Itsuki
    When we went to the zoo the other day,
[18:31] ---
    she took tons of pictures of animal p****es.
[18:34] Itsuki
    Talk about a perv.
[18:35] Chihiro
    I-I see... I have to wonder about
    girls who are that vulgar, but...
[18:41] Itsuki
    Well, yeah.
[18:43] Itsuki
    But I think it's cool that there's a girl
    I can have dirty conversations with.
[18:56] Chihiro
    Why don't you stay the night tonight?
[18:58] Chihiro
    Your room's just how you left it.
[19:01] Itsuki
    Nah, I'm going home.
[19:02] Chihiro
    I see... Well, thanks for seeing me home.
[19:10] Chihiro
    Dad...
[19:12] Itsuki
    Chihiro, hurry up and get out.
[19:15] Chihiro
    B-But...
[19:16] Dad
    Itsuki.
[19:21] Dad
    Thanks for the gift from your trip.
[19:26] Itsuki
    It was nothing.
[19:28] Chihiro
    Dad! You haven't seen Nii-san in
    a while, so why don't you talk...
[19:34] Chihiro
    Jeez.
[19:36] Chihiro
    Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Nii-san.
[19:39] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[19:47] Chihiro
    Hey... Nii-san!
[19:49] Chihiro
    I want you and Dad to patch things up.
[19:53] ---
    We're family.
[19:55] Itsuki
    Please go.
[20:04] Itsuki
    I know that, but...
SIGN    Thanks for Watching
[21:43] Haruto
    That was a shitty anime
    all the way to the end.
SIGN    Thanks for watching the last episode of the anime! Great job to the staff and cast! Please check out the BD & DVD, too!
[21:55] Haruto
    What's with anime adaptations, anyway?
[22:01] Sis
    What are you doing?
[22:03] Haruto
    I'm having a drink.
[22:04] Haruto
    What are you doing up at this hour?
[22:07] Sis
    That's none of your business.
[22:09] Haruto
    I see.
[22:15] Sis
    By the way, the last episode
    for the anime adaptation
[22:18] ---
    of your novel was just on, right?
[22:20] Haruo
    Did you watch it?
[22:21] Sis
    I-It just happened to be on
    when I turned on the TV.
[22:24] Haruto
    I see. Wasn't it awful?
[22:28] Sis
    Yeah. It was trash.
[22:32] Sis
    It was seriously trash. Everyone
    involved in making it should die.
[22:35] Haruto
    You don't have to get that angry.
[22:37] Sis
    Huh?! I'm not angry!
[22:40] Sis
    I refuse to accept that it was
    your anime, so I don't even care.
[22:44] Sis
    It's totally different from
    the novels from episode 1.
[22:46] Sis
    The animation was trash the whole
    time. They weren't even moving!
[22:48] Sis
    The voice actors were stiff,
    the mechas and enemies
[22:50] ---
    looked nothing like the originals,
    the dialogue was incoherent,
[22:53] ---
    and the story was ruined.
[22:57] Sis
    Wh-What are you doing, you stupid brother?!
[23:00] Haruto
    Oh, uh, sorry...
[23:04] Haruto
    Just wait. Next time, I'll do better.
[23:08] ---
    I'll never let that happen again.
[23:12] Sis
    Y-You'd better not!
[23:14] Sis
    If you let them make trash like
    that again, I'll never forgive you!
[23:17] Sis
    You better work harder next time!
[23:24] Haruto
    There's nothing good about
    little sisters... or so I thought.
SIGN    Episode Eleven Becoming the Protagonist Is All You Need.
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