10 - A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
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[00:10] Itsuki
In my second year of middle school,
my mother passed away.
SIGN Three Years Ago
[00:16] Itsuki
In my second year of high school,
my father remarried.
[00:20] Itsuki
Since he was able to marry another woman
[00:22] ---
just three years after my mother's death,
[00:24] Itsuki
I resented him intensely.
[00:31] Itsuki
I still haven't mended
things with my father,
[00:35] Itsuki
but my relationship with my new
little brother is going well.
[00:43] Chihiro
What's wrong?
[00:46] Itsuki
Nah, it's nothing.
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN A Lack of Problems Is All You Need.
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:36] Chihiro
By the way, Nii-san,
[02:38] Chihiro
I'm going to start a part-time job.
[02:40] Itsuki
Really? What kind of job?
[02:42] Chihiro
I-I'm going to be working...
[02:44] Chihiro
for that tax accountant, Ashley Ono-san.
[02:48] Chihiro
Are you okay?!
[02:51] Itsuki
Yeah, I'm fine. Just fine.
[02:54] Itsuki
More importantly, why in the
world would you work for her?
[02:58] Chihiro
She asked if I'd be interested
in a part-time job.
[03:00] ---
I'll just be cleaning and organizing files,
[03:03] ---
so it's no different from
what I usually do here.
[03:06] Chihiro
She also said she'd help
me study accounting.
[03:10] Itsuki
Study? Do you want to
become a tax accountant?
[03:13] Chihiro
Not exactly... I just wanted to be
able to help you out more, Nii-san.
[03:19] Itsuki
You already help me out so much as it is.
[03:22] ---
I wouldn't want to put you through all that...
[03:24] Chihiro
It's fine. This is something
that I want to do.
[03:29] Itsuki
I see.
[03:31] Itsuki
Well, in any case, be careful.
[03:33] Chihiro
Yup.
[03:35] Chihiro
This is it... right?
SIGN Ono Tax Accounting Office
SIGN Ono Tax Accounting Office
[04:01] Chihiro
Pardon me...
[04:05] Chihiro
This is a tax accounting office, right?
[04:12] Ashley
Glad you could make it, Chihiro-kun.
[04:14] Chihiro
Hello. I look forward to working with you.
[04:19] Ashley
The pleasure's all mine.
[04:22] Chihiro
Sure. By the way, is there anyone else here?
[04:26] Ashley
I bring in some help around
December to March when it's busy,
[04:31] Ashley
but otherwise, it's just myself.
[04:33] Chihiro
I see.
[04:37] Ashley
Don't worry. I won't eat you up.
[04:42] Chihiro
Um... So what would you like me to do?
[04:45] Ashley
First, I'd like you to do
some cleaning back there.
[04:49] Chihiro
Back there?
[04:51] Ashley
This is also my residence, so my
bedroom and kitchen are back there.
[04:56] Chihiro
I see.
[05:00] Chihiro
Huh?!
[05:04] Ashley
I manage to keep the office where
my clients come through clean,
[05:09] Ashley
but I just can't seem to find the
time to clean in there, as well.
[05:12] Chihiro
I'm pretty sure this goes beyond
not being able to find the time...
[05:17] Chihiro
But...
[05:18] Chihiro
Nii-san's place when he first started
living on his own was like this, too.
[05:24] Chihiro
Ashley-san.
[05:25] Ono
Yes?
[05:27] Chihiro
Would you mind
[05:30] Chihiro
if I give this my all?
[05:32] Ashley
N-Not at all. Go right ahead.
[05:58] Ashley
It's a totally different room.
[06:00] Ashley
I didn't think you'd do all this for me.
[06:03] Chihiro
It's no problem. It's been a while since
I really got to clean, so it was fun.
[06:09] Ashley
Good work. I drew a bath for you,
so feel free to take one.
[06:14] Ashley
You worked up a sweat, didn't you?
[06:16] Chihiro
Um...
[06:18] Chihiro
Thank you very much.
I'll take you up on that offer.
[06:27] Ashley
Chihiro-kun, the towels are—
[06:29] Ashley
Oh?
[06:34] Ashley
So... you're a girl.
[06:41] Ashley
Considering my line of work,
I've met a lot of interesting people,
[06:45] Ashley
but you definitely take the cake.
[06:49] Chihiro
The only one in my family who
thinks I'm a boy is my brother.
[06:53] Chihiro
I even go to school as a normal girl.
[06:57] Chihiro
I just pretend I'm his little brother
[06:59] ---
with Toki-san and my brother's friends.
[07:01] Ashley
And now I've found out.
[07:04] Chihiro
Um, please don't tell him...
[07:07] Ashley
Hmm... What to do?
[07:09] Chihiro
Please!
[07:11] Ashley
Don't worry. I'm not into
bullying girls with small boobs.
[07:17] Chihiro
Thank you so much.
[07:19] Ashley
But this isn't a secret that you'll
be able to keep forever.
[07:23] Chihiro
I know...
[07:26] Chihiro
I'm going to tell Nii-san the truth someday.
[07:29] Ashley
I wonder how Itsuki-kun will
react when the time comes.
[07:33] Ashley
Given his love for little sisters,
[07:35] ---
when he finds out he actually has one...
[07:40] Ashley
How intriguing.
SIGN The ultimate main heroine attribute from the age of myths. Words are unnecessary. You just need to love them.
[07:51] Little Sister
Hurrrgh.
[07:54] Protagonist
When I woke up, my naked little sister
[07:56] ---
was letting out a bloodcurdling scream
as she spewed mucus everywhere.
[08:00] Protagonist
Oh, good morning.
[08:02] Little sister
Herf.
[08:03] Protagonist
You're as cute as ever.
[08:04] Little sister
Hngh.
[08:06] Protagonist
My little sister stands
just under two meters tall.
[08:08] Protagonist
When she's intimidating an enemy,
she swells up to about five meters.
[08:12] Protagonist
Her whole body is covered in
tentacles and protrusions.
[08:15] Protagonist
She has fifteen bumps on
her shoulders and back,
[08:17] Protagonist
and there seems to be something
like a brain floating inside.
[08:20] Protagonist
For the most part, she considers humans food,
[08:24] Protagonist
so it's hard to communicate with her.
[08:26] Protagonist
You tried to eat me again
last night, didn't you?
[08:28] Protagonist
You bad girl.
[08:30] Protagonist
Looks like she's reflecting on her actions.
[08:34] Protagonist
You're so cute.
[08:52] Toki
What is this?
[08:54] Itsuki
A practice draft of my new project.
[08:56] Itsuki
I just wrote it to get a
clearer picture of things.
[08:59] Toki
Oh?
[09:00] Itsuki
How much can one love someone just
because they're a little sister?
[09:05] Itsuki
That's the theme for this piece.
[09:07] Toki
I see. And?
[09:10] Itsuki
And?
[09:11] Toki
Were you able to love a creature
from another dimension
[09:15] ---
that only sees you as food?
[09:20] Itsuki
Just barely, but yes.
[09:22] Toki
If it's just barely for you, it's definitely
not possible for normal people!
[09:29] Toki
I'm fine with you working on a new project,
[09:32] Toki
but I hope you're progressing
with volume 6 of Mahou Academy.
[09:35] Itsuki
Have no fear. I just have
the climax left to do.
[09:39] Toki
If you fail to meet your deadline again,
you're going straight back to that prison.
[09:44] Itsuki
I-I'm really okay this time.
SIGN Little Sister
[09:59] Itsuki
Hey, Kanikou. We're going to the zoo.
[10:02] Nayuta
Just the two of us, Itsuki-senpai?
[10:04] Itsuki
It's for research.
[10:06] Itsuki
I'm not going to force you, but—
[10:08] Nayuta
I'll go!
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN -no Zoo
[10:17] Nayuta
It's not very crowded, unlike the
amusement park we went to.
[10:20] Itsuki
Yeah. I guess it's always best
to go out on the weekdays.
[10:24] Nayuta
Yup. It's been so long since
I've been to the zoo.
[10:29] Itsuki
I haven't been here since I came
with my family when I was little.
[10:33] Nayuta
All right, Senpai.
[10:35] ---
Let's go ogle all the naked beasts
locked up in their cages.
[10:39] Itsuki
Stop phrasing it in such a gross way!
SIGN Little Sister
[10:44] Nayuta
He's so big, Senpai.
[10:46] Itsuki
Yeah, he is.
[10:48] Girl
Mommy, the panda's so cute!
[10:50] Mom
Yes, it's adorable.
[10:56] Nayuta
He's got his p**** out in full
view in front of a little girl.
[10:59] Nayuta
If he were a human, he'd be
arrested for indecent exposure.
[11:02] Itsuki
Yeah. What an awful panda.
[11:06] Nayuta
Pandas are kind of like old human men.
[11:10] Itsuki
Yeah. He looks like he'd be watching
a baseball game and eating yakitori.
SIGN Giant Panda Ju Ju Male 7 years old (About 30 years old in human years)
[11:15] Nayuta
Senpai, it says this panda's
about thirty in human years.
[11:20] Itsuki
You're in the prime of your career!
What in the world are you doing?
[11:24] Nayuta
It's this panda's job to eat and expose
his p**** to the world in broad daylight.
[11:30] Nayuta
Apparently he rests in his
room when the zoo is closed,
[11:33] Nayuta
but he's got a pool and heated floors.
[11:35] Itsuki
Must be nice!
[11:37] Nayuta
Not to mention, he's the most
popular animal at the zoo.
[11:41] Itsuki
All he has to do is sit there
naked and eat food.
[11:44] ---
Of course the zoo would
give him the VIP treatment.
[11:48] Nayuta
If it was you naked in there, Senpai,
I'd come watch you all day, too.
[11:53] Itsuki
Come on. Let's go to the next spot.
[11:57] Girl
The panda's so cute! Panda! Panda!
[12:29] Itsuki
I just ended up enjoying
myself like a normal person.
[12:32] Itsuki
But I came here to get some ideas on the
monster they'd fight in the climax...
[12:38] Itsuki
What's the matter, Kanikou?
[12:40] Nayuta
I was thinking about the
golden balls on the kangaroo.
[12:43] Itsuki
Kangaroo?
[12:45] Nayuta
They were just dangling from
his crotch like pendulums.
[12:49] Itsuki
Yeah, so they were.
[12:51] Nayuta
If he were to hop in that state,
wouldn't they rip off and go flying?
[12:55] Itsuki
Don't say such horrifying things.
[12:57] Nayuta
Not to mention, those guys do kickboxing.
[13:01] Itsuki
They take no-guard tactics to another level.
[13:04] Nayuta
All the lions and elephants had their
pes dangling in clear view, too.
[13:08] Nayuta
I took lots of pictures.
[13:17] Itsuki
Well, this is awful.
[13:20] Nayuta
Now I just need to get a
picture of a human p.
[13:26] Itsuki
Don't look at me.
[13:29] Itsuki
Don't look at my crotch, either!
[13:32] Nayuta
But I already have a naked
picture of you, Senpai.
[13:36] Itsuki
That's from that one time!
Hurry up and delete it!
[13:40] Nayuta
No way!
[13:43] Nayuta
Ah, Senpai, your cute and defenseless ass...
[13:46] Nayuta
Smooch, smooch, smooch!
[13:49] Sieg
Chrom! So this was your doing, after all!
[13:54] Chrom
Are you enjoying my amusement park from hell?
[13:57] Hilde
Return us to our world!
[14:01] Chrom
Don't be in such a hurry.
[14:03] Chrom
You haven't even seen my brilliant plan yet.
[14:06] Sieg
What?
[14:07] Chrom
Come forth, my minions of darkness!
[14:30] Panda
Man, this yakitori is tasty.
[14:35] Itsuki
Why would I even write "yakitori is tasty"?
[14:41] Itsuki
Lions, tigers, alligators...
[14:43] Itsuki
But I already modeled an enemy
after a carnivore before...
[14:48] Itsuki
Maybe I should drop the
animal idea for a sec, and...
[14:51] Itsuki
Okay. I'm going out for a bit.
[14:54] Chihiro
Huh? Where to?
[14:55] Itsuki
The aquarium. I was so enthralled
by the whale shark I saw in Okinawa
[14:59] ---
that I wasn't even paying
attention to the other fish.
[15:02] Chihiro
The aquarium... That sounds nice.
[15:05] Itsuki
Want to come with me, then?
[15:07] Chihiro
Can I?
[15:08] Chihiro
I'd love to!
SIGN Little Sister
[15:18] Chihiro
This is the first time
we've ever gone out alone.
[15:22] Itsuki
Now that you mention it, I guess it is.
[15:25] Itsuki
After my father remarried,
[15:27] ---
I did everything I could
to avoid my new family.
[15:32] Itsuki
I'm not sure if Chihiro was
trying to respect my privacy,
[15:35] Itsuki
but he kept his distance.
[15:38] Itsuki
Our relationship only changed
after I started living on my own.
[15:43] Itsuki
Right now, I think our
relationship is going as well as
[15:46] ---
any other relationship
between normal brothers.
[15:50] Itsuki
I guess it's already been about
four years. Time sure does fly.
[15:59] Itsuki
Are you all right? Your face is all red.
[16:02] Chihiro
I'm fine. It's just a little tight in here.
[16:13] Chihiro
Wow, this is amazing!
[16:16] Chihiro
Nii-san! Look!
[16:18] Chihiro
Sardines! That's what I cooked
for you the other day!
[16:21] Itsuki
R-Right. It was delicious.
[16:23] Chihiro
That tuna is amazing. I wonder
how many people it could feed.
[16:27] Chihiro
That red snapper is so
big, too. This is great!
[16:30] Chihiro
Oh, and there's a shark!
[16:31] Chihiro
I'll make some meuniere sometime soon!
[16:33] Chihiro
There are a lot of fish I don't know, too.
I wonder if they taste good.
[16:37] Itsuki
You really just see them as food, don't you?
SIGN Little Sister
[16:44] Chihiro
That was so much fun!
[16:45] Itsuki
Yeah.
[16:47] Chihiro
You came to do research
for your book, right?
[16:49] Chihiro
Did I get in your way?
[16:51] Itsuki
Not at all. Actually, I got
a new idea for my book.
[16:55] Chihiro
Idea?
[16:56] Itsuki
A character that sees everything
as food seems kinda fun.
[16:59] Chihiro
I-I don't see everything as food.
[17:03] Chihiro
I was in awe at how pretty
the jellyfish were.
[17:05] Itsuki
But you'd eat them, right?
[17:07] Chihiro
I would, but...
[17:10] Itsuki
I guess even you get excited
about certain things.
[17:14] Chihiro
W-Well, can you blame me?
[17:16] ---
You rarely ever take me anywhere.
[17:20] Itsuki
Right...
[17:22] Chihiro
Nii-san?
[17:25] Itsuki
Then why don't we go somewhere
again sometime soon?
[17:27] Chihiro
Really?!
[17:28] Itsuki
Sure.
[17:31] Chihiro
Thanks! That's a promise!
[17:37] Itsuki
Yeah. It's a promise.
[17:41] Chihiro
It's already pretty late,
so I'm going to head home.
[17:44] Chihiro
I'm come by again tomorrow
to cook for you.
[17:46] Itsuki
Sure.
[17:47] Ann
A message to our passengers.
SIGN The inbound line has been temporarily suspended. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Please consider taking transfers for the time being.
[17:49] ann
Due to an accident involving an injury,
the inbound train is currently suspended.
[17:55] Ann
We will make another announcement
when the line is back in service.
[17:59] Ann
We apologize for any
inconvenience this may cause.
[18:02] Itsuki
Seriously?
[18:03] Chihiro
Sounds like it's going to take a while.
[18:05] Itsuki
Guess we'll just have to take a taxi.
[18:08] Itsuki
We're going in the same direction
anyway, so you can ride with me.
[18:15] Chihiro
Which fish did you like best, Nii-san?
[18:17] Itsuki
Probably the spotted garden eel.
It moved really funny.
[18:20] Chihiro
Yeah, the spotted garden eel was super cute.
[18:22] Itsuki
With that name, and what it looked like,
[18:24] ---
I'm sure Kanikou would've loved it.
[18:27] Chihiro
Maybe...
[18:29] Itsuki
When we went to the zoo the other day,
[18:31] ---
she took tons of pictures of animal p****es.
[18:34] Itsuki
Talk about a perv.
[18:35] Chihiro
I-I see... I have to wonder about
girls who are that vulgar, but...
[18:41] Itsuki
Well, yeah.
[18:43] Itsuki
But I think it's cool that there's a girl
I can have dirty conversations with.
[18:56] Chihiro
Why don't you stay the night tonight?
[18:58] Chihiro
Your room's just how you left it.
[19:01] Itsuki
Nah, I'm going home.
[19:02] Chihiro
I see... Well, thanks for seeing me home.
[19:10] Chihiro
Dad...
[19:12] Itsuki
Chihiro, hurry up and get out.
[19:15] Chihiro
B-But...
[19:16] Dad
Itsuki.
[19:21] Dad
Thanks for the gift from your trip.
[19:26] Itsuki
It was nothing.
[19:28] Chihiro
Dad! You haven't seen Nii-san in
a while, so why don't you talk...
[19:34] Chihiro
Jeez.
[19:36] Chihiro
Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Nii-san.
[19:39] Itsuki
Yeah.
[19:47] Chihiro
Hey... Nii-san!
[19:49] Chihiro
I want you and Dad to patch things up.
[19:53] ---
We're family.
[19:55] Itsuki
Please go.
[20:04] Itsuki
I know that, but...
SIGN Thanks for Watching
[21:43] Haruto
That was a shitty anime
all the way to the end.
SIGN Thanks for watching the last episode of the anime! Great job to the staff and cast! Please check out the BD & DVD, too!
[21:55] Haruto
What's with anime adaptations, anyway?
[22:01] Sis
What are you doing?
[22:03] Haruto
I'm having a drink.
[22:04] Haruto
What are you doing up at this hour?
[22:07] Sis
That's none of your business.
[22:09] Haruto
I see.
[22:15] Sis
By the way, the last episode
for the anime adaptation
[22:18] ---
of your novel was just on, right?
[22:20] Haruo
Did you watch it?
[22:21] Sis
I-It just happened to be on
when I turned on the TV.
[22:24] Haruto
I see. Wasn't it awful?
[22:28] Sis
Yeah. It was trash.
[22:32] Sis
It was seriously trash. Everyone
involved in making it should die.
[22:35] Haruto
You don't have to get that angry.
[22:37] Sis
Huh?! I'm not angry!
[22:40] Sis
I refuse to accept that it was
your anime, so I don't even care.
[22:44] Sis
It's totally different from
the novels from episode 1.
[22:46] Sis
The animation was trash the whole
time. They weren't even moving!
[22:48] Sis
The voice actors were stiff,
the mechas and enemies
[22:50] ---
looked nothing like the originals,
the dialogue was incoherent,
[22:53] ---
and the story was ruined.
[22:57] Sis
Wh-What are you doing, you stupid brother?!
[23:00] Haruto
Oh, uh, sorry...
[23:04] Haruto
Just wait. Next time, I'll do better.
[23:08] ---
I'll never let that happen again.
[23:12] Sis
Y-You'd better not!
[23:14] Sis
If you let them make trash like
that again, I'll never forgive you!
[23:17] Sis
You better work harder next time!
[23:24] Haruto
There's nothing good about
little sisters... or so I thought.
SIGN Episode Eleven Becoming the Protagonist Is All You Need.
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