11 - Becoming the Protagonist Is All You Need.

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[00:01] Itsuki
    Oh... It's you, Miyako.
[00:03] Miyako
    Itsuki?! Are you okay?!
[00:06] Itsuki
    It's nothing. I just haven't
    slept for two days.
[00:10] Itsuki
    More importantly,
    you came at the perfect time.
[00:12] Miyako
    Huh?
[00:13] Itsuki
    Would you deliver this to my editor?
[00:18] Itsuki
    I'm counting on you...
[00:20] Miyako
    Itsuki?!
[00:21] Miyako
    Hey, Itsuki!
[00:27] Miyako
    Jeez... What am I gonna do with you?
SIGN    A Sister's All You Need.
[02:10] Miyako
    Do I just use this to call him down?
[02:14] Yamagata
    May I help you?
[02:16] Miyako
    Y-Yes, u-um... I have It—
[02:19] Miyako
    I'm here to deliver something from
    Itsuki Hashima-sensei to Toki-san.
[02:23] Yamagata
    Ah... come in.
[02:30] Yamagata
    Ken-Ken, there's a delivery for you.
[02:32] Toki
    That's enough, you little-sister-obsessed fool!
[02:39] Miyako
    Is he okay?
[02:41] Yamagata
    This happens all the time.
[02:43] Yamagata
    That's his desk right there,
    so you can just leave it.
[02:46] Miyako
    Right...
[02:55] Miyako
    This seems rough.
[02:57] Yamagata
    It's always like this when
    proofreading day is near.
[03:00] Miyako
    Is it?
[03:03] ---
    Huh? Isn't that...
[03:04] Yamagata
    It's the cover for Nayuta
    Kani-sensei's new volume.
[03:08] Yamagata
    It's supposed to go on sale this month,
[03:10] Yamagata
    but the manuscript hasn't been turned in yet.
[03:12] Miyako
    Isn't that bad?
[03:13] Yamagata
    Exactly. I haven't even been
    able to get a hold of her.
[03:20] Miyako
    Um...
[03:21] Miyako
    Want me to check on her?
[03:24] Yamagata
    Huh?
SIGN    Can I come by your room
    in a bit?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Yay!
SIGN    Read
[03:29] Miyako
    Looks like I can go see her.
[03:32] Yamagata
    Who are you?
SIGN    Little Sister
[03:36] Nayuta
    Welcome, Myaa-san!
[03:38] Nayuta
    Come, come. Take your clothes off.
[03:40] Miyako
    O-Okay.
[03:42] Miyako
    I didn't come here to play, though!
[03:45] Nayuta
    Huh? Oh, really?
[03:46] Miyako
    Nayu, you haven't turned
    in your manuscript yet.
[03:50] Nayuta
    Meow...
[03:51] Miyako
    Your editor said she's been
    up all night waiting for it.
[03:55] Miyako
    How much longer do you think it'll take?
[03:59] Nayuta
    I'm almost done with the
    amount I'm supposed to write,
[04:02] Nayuta
    but I just haven't been into it.
[04:05] Miyako
    You haven't been into it?
[04:06] Nayuta
    So let's have some fun!
[04:08] ---
    I think I'll feel more motivated
    if you play with me.
[04:12] Miyako
    No.
[04:13] Nayuta
    Aw...
[04:14] Miyako
    Don't give me that.
[04:15] ---
    I'll play with you as much as you
    like, after you finish your work.
[04:19] Nayuta
    Meow... I guess I don't have a choice.
[04:24] Nayuta
    In that case, Myaa-san,
    let me use your lap as a pillow.
[04:27] Miyako
    Huh?
[04:28] Nayuta
    I'll work as I have you
    recharge my batteries.
[04:32] Miyako
    What does that even mean?
[04:33] Miyako
    If that'll really help you write your
    manuscript, I guess I don't mind.
[04:38] Miyako
    Here.
[04:40] Miyako
    Wait, you write it on your smartphone?
[04:42] Nayuta
    Yup. I'll use whatever to write.
[04:46] Nayuta
    I can write all the same using my laptop,
    my Pomera, or even pencil and paper.
[04:50] Miyako
    That's amazing, but...
[04:54] Miyako
    If you have to be naked to write,
    I guess it doesn't really matter.
[04:59] Nayuta
    Your thighs feel nice, Myaa-san.
[05:02] Miyako
    Yes, yes. Thank you.
[05:04] Nayuta
    Okay, I guess I'll get to work.
[05:10] Miyako
    Wow...
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Send
[05:15] Nayuta
    And my manuscript's been sent.
[05:17] Miyako
    Good job, Nayu.
[05:20] Nayuta
    It's all thanks to you, Myaa-san.
[05:22] ---
    You should just become my editor.
[05:26] Miyako
    Are things not going well with your editor?
[05:28] Nayuta
    That's not true.
[05:30] Miyako
    Then you should contact her.
[05:32] Nayuta
    Well... It's not like talking to my editor
    makes me finish my manuscript any faster.
[05:38] Miyako
    You don't know that.
[05:40] ---
    If you guys actually discuss it,
    you might get even more ideas.
[05:47] Nayuta
    That wouldn't happen.
[05:51] Miyako
    Nayu...
[05:53] Toki
    Next, the fifth line on page 21.
[05:57] Yamagata
    You're a lifesaver. Thank you.
[05:58] Toki
    Yes. The description of
    Hilde going up the stairs...
[06:00] Miyako
    Oh, I didn't really do anything...
[06:02] Yamagata
    Now we'll be able to release
    the new book somehow.
[06:02] Toki
    How did you think there weren't any
    problems with this, you moron?
[06:05] Toki
    It's obviously too long!
[06:06] Miyako
    What's wrong?
[06:08] Yamagata
    Now I have to go apologize to the printers,
[06:10] ---
    the proofreaders, and the
    marketing department.
[06:13] Yamagata
    Not the little shit who
    couldn't keep her deadline...
[06:16] Yamagata
    Somehow I get stuck with it.
[06:20] Yamagata
    I know very well that this is my job.
[06:23] Yamagata
    A simple job, where a little girl
    continuously gives me the runaround.
[06:27] Miyako
    Um... Are things not going
    well between you two?
[06:32] Yamagata
    I don't think I could really say we're
    creating something together like they are.
[06:33] Toki
    And I'm telling you that
    description is going too far!
[06:36] Toki
    You're focusing way too
    much on her legs... What?
[06:38] Miyako
    Maybe you two should talk
    more about the content...
[06:40] Toki
    Well, yeah, but... I'm telling you—
[06:42] Yamagata
    No.
[06:44] Yamagata
    There's no place for anyone to
    say anything about her work.
[06:48] Yamagata
    As an editor, I'm basically
    just fixing her typos.
[06:52] Yamagata
    It's infuriating, honestly.
[06:55] Miyako
    Have you thought about
    quitting as her editor?
[06:58] Yamagata
    The thought hasn't crossed my mind even once.
[07:01] Miyako
    Not even once?
[07:04] Yamagata
    Well, if I quit, I couldn't be the
    first to read Nayuta Kani's novel.
[07:11] Miyako
    That must mean...
[07:13] Miyako
    you really love Nayu's work.
[07:17] Yamagata
    I hate to admit it, but yes.
[07:21] Toki
    Damn it, wait a second!
[07:23] Toki
    Ugh, we're getting nowhere!
    I'm heading over there now!
[07:31] Miyako
    I guess editors have a lot to deal with.
SIGN    Short for "proof copy." It's the rough print of what the manuscript would look like in the book. Most of the proofreading and corrections done by the editors, proofreaders, and author are done on this copy. The copy that reflects all of these corrections is what will be submitted for publishing.
[07:40] Haruto
    All right. In celebration of Itsuki and
    Nayu-chan's new volumes coming out...
SIGN    Mahou Academy
[07:41] [SONG] Sign
    Pure-Colored
    Scenery
[07:45] Haruto
    Cheers!
[07:47] Ituski
    Cheers.
[07:47] Miyako
    Good job.
[07:47] Chihiro
    Good job.
[07:49] Nayuta
    Thanks to Myaa-san, I was able
    to release my book. Thank you.
[07:53] Itsuki
    Did Miyako do something?
[07:55] Miyako
    Huh?
[07:59] Nayuta
    Myaa-san stri—
[08:00] Miyako
    I didn't do a thing!
[08:03] Itsuki
    R-Right... Come to think of it, Kaiko-san
    also said it was all thanks to you, too.
[08:08] Itsuki
    What did you do?
[08:11] Miyako
    Seriously, I didn't do anything.
[08:15] Miyako
    If you pry any further,
    I'll break your collarbone.
[08:18] Itsuki
    G-Got it...
[08:21] Itsuki
    Seriously, what happened?
SIGN    Little Sister
[08:25] Itsuki
    Nothing beats a meal eaten when
    you're not being crushed by work.
[08:29] Haruto
    True. You try not to eat too much before
    a deadline since if you get full,
[08:33] ---
    you might get sleepy.
[08:34] Nayuta
    Yup.
[08:35] Itsuki
    You never even worry about deadlines.
[08:39] Nayuta
    Well, I do feel like I should be positive
[08:42] ---
    and feel the obligation to finish
    my work by the deadline.
[08:46] Itsuki
    Meaning you have zero intention to.
[08:52] Haruto
    Now that we're all relaxed,
    why don't we play a game?
[08:56] Itsuki
    Good idea.
[08:58] Miyako
    What are we going to play?
[09:00] Haruto
    Hmm...
SIGN    Moteneba.
[09:02] Haruto
    How about Once Upon a Time?
[09:11] Haruto
    Once Upon a Time is a game in which the
    players are storytellers creating a story.
[09:16] Haruto
    Each player has an ending card that
    has the ending to their story,
[09:20] Haruto
    and a number of story cards to build
    up their story are passed out.
[09:25] Haruto
    The first player to use all their story cards
[09:27] ---
    and complete the story with
    their ending card is the winner.
[09:31] Haruto
    If an idea from one of your story cards comes
    up while another storyteller is speaking,
[09:37] Haruto
    you can present your card and steal
    the position of storyteller from them.
[09:40] Chihiro
    I see.
[09:42] Chihiro
    So you try to take the story in the direction
[09:44] ---
    where it leads to your own conclusion.
[09:48] Haruto
    Also, there's an interrupt card that
    can be used when a similar type of card
[09:52] ---
    is presented, letting a player forcefully
    steal the position of storyteller.
[09:55] Haruto
    Make sure you use those wisely.
[09:58] Haruto
    Okay, let's do rock-paper-scissors
    to see who the first storyteller is.
[10:03] Itsuki
    All right. I'll create a new story.
[10:08] Itsuki
    Once upon a time, there was an
    older brother and younger sister.
SIGN    Older Brother, Little Sister People
[10:12] Haruto
    Looks like Itsuki got the
    most appropriate cards again.
[10:16] Itsuki
    This is God's will telling me to make
    this a story about a little sister.
[10:19] Itsuki
    This goes without saying, but the
    little sister is super beautiful.
[10:24] Nayuta
    Got it!
[10:26] Nayuta
    Now I'm the storyteller.
[10:28] Miyako
    I see. So that's how you use
    your cards and interrupt.
[10:34] Haruto
    Once the storyteller changes,
[10:35] ---
    the player who was interrupted
    has to take a card from the pile.
[10:40] Nayuta
    The little sister was extremely beautiful.
[10:43] Nayuta
    But someone put a curse on her,
    and she was turned into a wolf.
SIGN    Wolf
[10:47] Chihiro
    Huh?
[10:48] Itsuki
    What on earth are you doing
    to my little sister?!
[10:51] Nayuta
    The one who turned the
    little sister into a wolf
SIGN    Witch
SIGN    Witch People
[10:53] ---
    was a very cute, completely naked witch.
[10:55] Nayuta
    Her name is Kaniko-chan.
SIGN    Kaniko-chan
[10:58] Nayuta
    And then the witch Kaniko-chan said,
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Witch
[11:01] Nayuta
    "I've always loved you, Senpai.
[11:03] Nayuta
    If you marry me, I'll return
    your little sister to normal."
[11:08] Itsuki
    You can't be serious!
[11:10] Nayuta
    Then the older brother thought,
[11:11] Nayuta
    "She cares so much about me.
    She's so adorable."
[11:16] Nayuta
    And so, the two fell in love.
SIGN    Fall in Love
SIGN    Witch
[11:20] Itsuki
    Come back to your senses, Big Brother!
[11:23] Chihiro
    Um... I can use this interrupt
    card right now, right?
SIGN    Interrupt
SIGN    Came Back
[11:29] Chihiro
    I guess I'm the storyteller now.
[11:31] Chihiro
    Let's see...
SIGN    Witch
[11:33] Chihiro
    As promised, the witch returned the
    little sister to her natural form.
[11:37] Chihiro
    As a result, the big brother realized
    that his little sister was better.
[11:42] Nayuta
    Senpai, you cheating jerk.
[11:44] Itsuki
    Yes! Good work, Chihiro!
[11:45] Chihiro
    Then the big brother said,
[11:47] Chihiro
    "Kaniko-san, let's divorce.
    I love my little sister more."
SIGN    Argue
[11:53] Chihiro
    The older brother and Kaniko-san
    got in a huge argument,
[11:56] Chihiro
    but Kaniko-san finally understood
    how deep their bond as siblings was.
[12:01] Chihiro
    And so, the two were able to
    reclaim their peaceful life.
[12:05] Chihiro
    Let's see... Hmm...
[12:07] Haruto
    If you can't continue
    the story, you can pass.
[12:11] Chihiro
    Oh, then I pass.
[12:13] Haruto
    Then the player on your left
    becomes the storyteller.
[12:16] Nayuta
    That's me!
[12:18] Nayuta
    Though the witch had withdrawn once,
[12:21] Nayuta
    deep inside, she just couldn't accept it.
[12:23] Chihiro
    What?
[12:24] Nayuta
    As she saw them living happily,
    her hatred brewed,
[12:28] Nayuta
    and the witch put a curse on them.
SIGN    Spell Thing
[12:33] Nayuta
    ***** dangle, dangle, sausage!
SIGN    Little Sister
SIGN    Witch
[12:36] Nayuta
    The witch's magic made the big
    brother's p**** over a meter long,
[12:40] ---
    and the little sister
    completely naked forever.
[12:42] Miyako
    That's awful!
[12:43] Itsuki
    What a terrifying curse...
[12:45] Haruto
    This would definitely make
    Kaniko-chan an evil witch.
[12:49] Haruto
    And so...
[12:52] Nayuta
    This is all a tragedy born of love.
[12:54] Itsuki
    Like hell making someone's
    p**** a meter long is love!
[12:59] Haruto
    So in order to find the witch,
    who had concealed herself,
[13:03] Haruto
    the siblings went on a journey.
[13:04] Itsuki
    So they're on a journey naked...
[13:08] Haruto
    But then one of the witch's creatures
    appears to get in their way.
SIGN    Creature People
SIGN    Run Away
[13:13] Haruto
    The two ran away with all their might.
[13:15] Itsuki
    While they're naked...
SIGN    Little Sister
[13:18] Haruto
    While they were running, they found a cave.
[13:21] Itsuki
    While they're naked...
[13:22] Haruto
    The two hid in the cave to
    get away from the creature
[13:26] ---
    and kept going deeper and deeper into it.
[13:28] Itsuki
    While they're naked?
[13:30] Haruto
    Yes, while they're naked.
[13:32] Haruto
    Um...
[13:34] Haruto
    In the depths of the cave,
    they found a shining holy sword.
[13:38] Nayuta
    Got it!
[13:40] Nayuta
    The big brother thought he might be able
    to fight with the creature with the sword,
SIGN    Little Sister
[13:44] Nayuta
    but he couldn't swing the sword properly
[13:47] ---
    because his meter-long p**** got in the way.
[13:49] Nayuta
    It was then that the creature
    found them in the cave.
[13:54] Nayuta
    This was now a life or death situation.
[13:56] Nayuta
    But the big brother didn't give up.
[13:58] Nayuta
    "That's right. Even if I
    can't use this holy sword,
SIGN    Little Sister
[14:01] ---
    I've already got a mighty sword right here!"
[14:05] Itsuki
    Hey, you don't mean...
[14:07] Nayuta
    Schwing!
[14:09] Nayuta
    The big brother took his p**** in his
    hands and wielded it like a sword.
[14:13] Itsuki
    Are you stupid?!
[14:15] Nayuta
    With the power of magic, the big
    brother's p**** could become a sword,
[14:19] ---
    could grow to over three meters,
[14:22] Nayuta
    and could even work like
    a whip if he willed it to.
[14:24] Nayuta
    "Thank you, Witch Kaniko-chan!"
[14:26] Nayuta
    As he thanked the witch for
    such a wonderful p****,
[14:29] ---
    he went after the creature.
[14:31] Itsuki
    They're being attacked by the creature
    because of the witch in the first place!
[14:34] Miyako
    Um... I can interrupt with this, right?
[14:38] Nayuta
    Oh, it's finally Myaa-san's
    turn to be the storyteller.
[14:42] Miyako
    I really don't want to be
    the storyteller right now...
[14:45] Nayuta
    Okay, Myaa-san, tell us all about the battle
    between the big brother and the creature.
[14:51] Miyako
    Um, well... The big brother, um...
[14:55] Miyako
    used his, well...
[14:58] Nayuta
    Oh? What was that?
[15:01] Miyako
    I said he used... h-his...
[15:05] Miyako
    p****...
[15:07] Nayuta
    You need to say it louder!
[15:09] Miyako
    H-He used his...
[15:11] Miyako
    He used his p**** to attack the creature!
[15:17] Miyako
    Are you satisfied?!
[15:18] Nayuta
    Well done, Myaa-san!
[15:22] Miyako
    The creature collapsed from
    the big brother's attack.
[15:25] Miyako
    The siblings then continued
    their journey to find the witch.
[15:28] Nayuta
    While they were naked!
SIGN    Little Sister
[15:30] chihiro
    And so, the journey of the
    naked siblings continued.
[15:33] Chihiro
    The big brother fought
    against the witch's minions,
[15:37] ---
    as well as bandits and adventurers, and
    continued to level up as a, um, P**** Master.
[15:43] Chihiro
    He defeated ruthless titans and evil dragons,
[15:46] Chihiro
    and even won a duel against
    the ultimate P**** Master,
[15:49] ---
    Musashi, who wielded two pes.
[15:52] Chihiro
    Because of that, the king of the P
    Kingdom handed over his throne to him,
[15:54] ---
    and the big brother married
    his little sister.
[15:56] Chihiro
    The witch that had cursed them finally
    admitted defeat and apologized to them.
[16:01] Chihiro
    The big brother forgave the witch,
    and made her his second wife.
[16:05] Chihiro
    And so the three continued to
    live long, happily, and naked,
[16:09] Chihiro
    and their kingdom came to
    be known as Nudist Land.
[16:13] Nayuta
    "And that's the reason this kingdom
    has such a strange name."
SIGN    And that's the reason this kingdom has such a strange name.
[16:24] Itsuki
    It's finally over...
[16:27] Haruto
    Yeah... Somewhere along the way I
    stopped caring about winning or losing.
[16:30] Chihiro
    That was an awful story.
[16:33] Itsuki
    But all the foreshadowing worked out,
[16:35] ---
    and things actually heated up at times.
[16:37] Itsuki
    Especially when he acquired his special
    move, the Turning Swallow Cut!
[16:40] Miyako
    Yeah, I do feel somewhat accomplished.
[16:43] Itsuki
    Yeah, I'd love to turn this into an anime.
[16:46] Haruto
    There's no way they could air it.
[16:49] Itsuki
    True...
[16:50] Itsuki
    Who's the moron that made
    his p**** into a weapon?
[16:56] Chihiro
    Oh, it's already this late?
[16:58] Chihiro
    I'm sorry, I have to head home.
[17:00] Miyako
    Oh, yeah. I'm going to
    miss the last train, too.
[17:03] Haruto
    I'm going to drink a little while
    longer. Be careful, you two.
[17:08] Nayuta
    I don't have the will to go back to my
    hotel, so I'm going sleep right here.
[17:15] Itsuki
    She's exhausted from playing
    too much. What is she, a kid?
[17:22] Haruto
    Say, Itsuki.
[17:24] Haruo
    Why don't you...
[17:27] Haruto
    just go out with Nayu-chan?
[17:31] Itsuki
    Where did that come from?
[17:33] Haruto
    Nayu-chan's a great girl.
[17:35] Haruto
    She's cute, she has big boobs,
    she's funny, and she's pervy.
[17:40] Itsuki
    You know I declined a long time ago.
[17:43] Haruto
    I do, but I have my own reasons.
[17:48] Itsuki
    Reasons?
[17:50] Haruto
    My reasons are my own.
[17:52] Itsuki
    I don't really get it,
[17:54] ---
    but why do I have to go out
    with Kanikou for your reasons?
[17:58] Haruto
    Well, you like Nayu-chan, right?
[18:01] Itsuki
    N-No, I don't feel that way about Kanikou.
[18:06] Haruto
    Stop being so stubborn.
[18:12] Haruto
    You like her, right? So go out with her.
[18:15] Itsuki
    What's with you today?
    You're being really pushy.
[18:19] Haruto
    Yeah, I might be.
[18:35] Itsuki
    All right, fine. I admit it.
[18:38] Itsuki
    I like Kanikou.
[18:40] Haruto
    Then...
[18:41] Itsuki
    I like her, and I want to go out with her.
[18:44] Itsuki
    Honestly, I even want to marry her.
[18:46] Itsuki
    But I can't right now. Not yet.
[18:50] Haruto
    Not right now?
[18:51] Itsuki
    Hypothetically... This is
    strictly hypothetical...
[18:54] Itsuki
    Let's say that Kanikou and I got married.
[18:57] Itsuki
    What happens then?
[18:58] Haruto
    Congratulations.
[19:00] Itsuki
    Shut up.
[19:02] Itsuki
    If Kanikou got married,
    the publishers would lose their minds.
[19:07] Itsuki
    It might even end up in
    the paper or the news.
[19:11] Haruto
    Well, I guess she is an eighteen-year-old
    author who's super popular.
[19:15] Itsuki
    And if it ended up on the news,
    this is how it would play out...
[19:19] Itsuki
    "Super Popular Female Novelist
    Nayuta Kani-san Gets Married!"
[19:22] Itsuki
    "She married a man two years older
    than her in the same profession."
[19:26] Haruto
    Yeah, I guess that's how it'd turn out.
[19:29] Itsuki
    Meaning I wouldn't be
    Itsuki Hashima anymore,
[19:33] ---
    but a guy in the same field as Nayuta Kani.
[19:36] Itsuki
    I'd just end up some supporting
    character in the story of her life.
[19:41] Itsuki
    I wouldn't be able to handle that.
[19:51] Itsuki
    I want to be the protagonist.
[19:55] Itsuki
    Right now, I'm a nobody,
[19:57] ---
    but if I'm able to become a
    protagonist equal to Kanikou,
[20:01] Itsuki
    then I'll tell her that I like her myself.
[20:05] Itsuki
    I do feel slightly bad for her,
    but I'm going to have her wait until then.
[20:10] Haruto
    I see.
[20:12] Haruto
    I guess there's no helping it, then.
[20:15] Haruto
    I guess there's nothing you can do.
[20:17] ---
    There are more important things than
    messing around with a cute girl, after all.
[20:24] Haruto
    But, Itsuki, what would it mean
    for you to be equal to her?
[20:29] Haruto
    Does that mean you just
    have to beat her in sales?
[20:31] Haruto
    Or get some literary award?
[20:34] Itsuki
    No idea.
[20:36] Itsuki
    So for now, I'm going to at least
    strive to be someone who won't just
[20:39] ---
    be called some rando in the same
    profession when we get married.
[20:41] Itsuki
    I guess getting an anime
    would be a good first step.
[20:45] Haruto
    "For now," "I guess," and "first step"...
[20:49] Haruto
    You don't hold back, do you?
[20:51] Haruto
    But, well, I guess you're right.
[20:54] Haruto
    Considering how high you're aiming,
[20:56] ---
    I guess getting an anime
    would just be a checkpoint.
[20:58] Itsuki
    Exactly.
[21:01] Haruto
    Man, this beer is good.
[21:02] Itsuki
    Yeah. Beer and sausages are the best combo.
[21:06] Haruto
    You know, I want to go to
    Germany or Belgium someday.
[22:41] Itsuki
    Her story really is way too good.
[22:43] [SONG] Sign
    Editor
[22:47] Itsuki
    Yeah?
[22:48] Toki
    Itsuki, I have something to tell you.
[22:52] Itsuki
    Was there an emergency reprint or something?
[22:54] Toki
    I'm surprised you knew.
[22:56] Itsuki
    Wait, seriously?!
[22:57] Toki
    I'm talking about Kani-sensei's
    new volume, not Mahou Academy*.
[23:00] Itsuki
    Die.
[23:02] Itsuki
    The number of volumes printed for
    her current book is already higher
[23:04] ---
    than all of my Mahou Academy volumes,
    including the new one
[23:06] ---
    released this month, combined.
[23:08] Toki
    Which means she's so popular*
    that even that wasn't enough.
[23:11] Itsuki
    So what were you calling for again?
[23:13] Toki
    Oh, right.
[23:17] Toki
    I guess I should congratulate you.
[23:19] Toki
    **Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy) will be made into an anime.
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