1 - I Only Need a Little Brother Who Can Cook, a Beautiful Naked Girl, and Friends I Can Relate To.
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[00:00] Alice
Wake-key-key, wake-key-key.
[00:04] Alice
Wake-key-key, Onii-chan!
[00:08] Protag
Morning, Alice.
[00:10] Protag
This is Alice.
[00:12] Protag
She's my little sister who
turns fourteen this year.
[00:16] Alice
You seem so sweepy, Onii-chan.
[00:18] Alice
This is what I'm going to
do to you, sweepyhead.
[00:25] Alice
Are you wakey-wakey now, Onii-chan?
[00:29] Alice
Alice made today's bweakfast all by herself!
[00:32] Alice
You need to come down before it gets cold!
[00:34] Protag
Okay, got it.
[00:39] Protag
I wash my face in the bathwater
that my sister just used,
[00:42] Protag
then wipe my face dry with my sister's
bra, and head into the kitchen.
[00:46] Protag
In the kitchen was Yoshiko,
who should have died yesterday.
[00:49] Protag
I was very surprised.
[00:52] Alice
Come on, Onii-chan! Hurry up
and sit down so you can eat!
[00:56] Protag
Yeah. Let's dig in.
SIGN I wuv you, Onii-chan
[00:59] Protag
Today's breakfast is an omelet made from
Alice's eggs, with a cup of Alice's milk.
[01:04] Protag
It's so creamy and rich...
[01:05] ---
The taste of my little sister
spreads inside my mouth.
[01:08] Protag
My little sister's freshly hatched
eggs and freshly squeezed milk...
[01:11] Protag
They're so good!
[01:13] Alice
You silly-head. You have
ketchup on your mouth.
[01:16] Alice
What are we going to do
with you, meowy meow?
[01:19] Protag
Alice pulls some just-worn panties
from a gate to a parallel world,
[01:21] Alice
Wipey, wipey. Wipey, wipey.
[01:22] ---
and wipes my mouth with it.
[01:24] Protag
Ah, my little sister's hot,
just-worn panties taste so good.
[01:30] Protag
The fragrant panties and my sister's juices
create the ultimate harmony, and the—
[01:34] Toki
The fuck is this?!
[01:37] Itsuki
Whoa! Where'd that come from?
[01:39] Toki
Don't "Where'd that come from?" me!
[01:39] [SONG] Sign
Kenjiro Toki
Editor, 26 years old
[01:41] Toki
What the hell is this world of madness?
[01:45] Itsuki
Heh.
[01:45] [SONG] Sign
Itsuki Hashima
Novelist, 20 years old
[01:46] Itsuki
I see you've been moved by my masterpiece.
[01:50] Toki
You moron...
[01:54] Toki
L-Let me just confirm, just in case...
[01:57] Toki
This is supposed to be the second chapter
[02:00] Toki
manuscript of The Scarlet Jäger, correct?
[02:02] Itsuki
But of course.
[02:05] Toki
Well, this is strange...
SIGN The Scarlet Jäger (draft)
The protagonist is shocked when the heroine, who died protecting him
from a demon's attack at the end of chapter one, is having breakfast
at the protagonist's house the next morning like nothing ever happened.
[02:07] Toki
According to the plot,
in the opening of chapter two,
[02:09] Toki
the protagonist is shocked when the heroine,
[02:11] Toki
who died protecting him from a demon's
attack at the end of chapter one,
[02:15] ---
is having breakfast at the protagonist's
house the next morning
[02:18] ---
like nothing ever happened...
[02:20] Itsuki
See? It perfectly reflects the plot.
[02:23] Toki
What part of this makes you say that?
[02:25] Itsuki
Well, the protagonist is surprised, isn't he?
[02:27] Itsuki
I mean, uh... that chick who was supposed
to have died yesterday is there...
[02:30] Toki
Her name is Yoshiko!
Don't forget the main heroine's name!
[02:34] Toki
I guess you did at least include it,
even if it feels totally out of place...
[02:38] Itsuki
Good grief. What am I supposed
to do with an editor like you?
[02:42] Toki
Don't make it sound like this is my fault.
[02:46] Toki
But that's not the biggest problem here.
[02:48] Itsuki
What?
[02:49] Toki
Who the hell is this new
character named Alice?
SIGN Alice
SIGN Who?
[02:53] Toki
I didn't hear a thing
about her being in this!
SIGN The Scarlet Jäger (draft) Itsuki Hashima
[02:55] Itsuki
She's the protagonist's younger sister.
SIGN Protagonist
SIGN The Scarlet Jäger (draft)
[02:57] Itsuki
It's written right in the protagonist's
bio that he has a little sister.
SIGN Has a little sister
[03:01] Toki
It was just a single sentence!
SIGN Alice's just-worn panties
[03:03] Toki
I thought she was just
a secondary character!
[03:04] ---
What the hell is this freakish monster?
[03:06] Itsuki
You mean she's freakishly cute?
[03:08] Itsuki
Yeah, I know.
[03:09] Toki
No, you moron!
[03:10] Toki
Not only would she be a strike-out
for always being naked,
[03:13] ---
but you had one preposterous visual
after another that even outdid that,
[03:16] Toki
and I can't even tell you which
of them is the most fucked up!
[03:19] Toki
Not to mention the protagonist
was casually wiping his face
[03:22] ---
with his sister's bra and then
eating her damn panties...
[03:24] Toki
He's a friggin' perv...
[03:26] Toki
No, he's a complete ****** case!
[03:28] Toki
Let me just confirm that you didn't
[03:30] ---
accidentally type "panties"
instead of some kind of food...
[03:33] Itsuki
I'm insulted. Of course I'd never
make a stupid typo like that.
[03:37] Toki
And this thing about Alice's milk?
SIGN Alice's milk:
SIGN Milk from Alice's
boobies.
It tastes very rich.
[03:40] Itsuki
Milk from Alice's boobies.
It tastes very rich.
[03:44] Toki
And Alice's eggs?
SIGN Alice's eggs:
SIGN Eggs that Alice laid.
They're unbelievably
delicious.
[03:45] Itsuki
Eggs that Alice laid.
They're unbelievably delicious.
[03:50] Toki
Rejected.
[03:52] Itsuki
Huh?
[03:53] Toki
This is all rejected!
[03:54] Toki
There's no way in hell we could publish this!
[03:56] Itsuki
True. I might've gone a tiny bit
too far with the milk and eggs.
[04:02] Itsuki
But this is a story about psychic powers,
[04:04] ---
so I thought some things that are just
a tad out of the ordinary would work...
[04:07] Toki
Just... a tad...?
[04:10] Itsuki
It happens all the time.
[04:12] Itsuki
Like when the protagonist's parent
was some legendary adventurer,
[04:15] Itsuki
or they're an heir to
some ancient martial art
[04:17] ---
and the protagonist
inherited the skills...
[04:19] Toki
Stop thinking some crazy psychopath
setting where people lay eggs
[04:21] ---
and eat panties is along the same lines
as cliché battle manga settings!
[04:26] Itsuki
B-But washing one's face with the
bathwater your little sister just used
[04:30] ---
is normal in households
with little sisters, right?
[04:32] Toki
Like hell it's normal! You're a freak
with a serious sister complex!
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[06:08] Toki
Anyway, I'm rejecting that manuscript.
[06:11] Toki
I'm fine with you working on a new
project, but I hope you're progressing
[06:14] ---
with volume 5 of Mahou Academy.
[06:16] Toki
The deadline for that is
at the end of the month.
[06:18] Itsuki
Yeah, I know.
[06:20] Toki
You'd better not be lying.
[06:22] Itsuki
I-I'm not. Leave it to me.
[06:30] Toki
Honestly, his obsession with little
sisters is a serious problem...
[06:34] Chihiro
Oh, hello, Toki-san.
[06:37] Toki
Oh. Hey, Chihiro-kun.
[06:40] [SONG] Sign
Chihiro Hashima
Itsuki's step-brother, 16 years old
[06:40] Chihiro
Did you just have a meeting with my brother?
[06:42] Toki
Yeah, we just finished up.
[06:45] Toki
That looks heavy. Ingredients for dinner?
[06:48] Chihiro
Yes. My brother has guests coming
over, so I bought a bit extra.
[06:52] Toki
You seem like a very
reliable younger brother.
[06:55] Chihiro
You're too kind.
[06:57] Chihiro
Oh, please continue to look after my brother.
[07:01] Toki
I will.
[07:03] Chihiro
Well, if you'll excuse me.
[07:11] Toki
If only Chihiro-kun were his younger sister,
[07:14] ---
Itsuki probably wouldn't have ended
up so obsessed with little sisters.
[07:17] Toki
If only he had a little sister...
[07:20] Toki
Then again, he probably wouldn't have
become an author if that were the case.
[07:25] Toki
Talk about complicated.
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN I Only Need a Little Brother Who Can Cook, a Beautiful Naked Girl, and Friends I Can Relate To.
SIGN Episode 1
[07:37] Itsuki
Hey.
[07:38] Chihiro
Hey.
[07:41] Chihiro
I ran into Toki-san on my way here.
[07:44] Itsuki
Ah...
[07:45] Chihiro
Did the meeting go well?
[07:47] Itsuki
O-Of course.
[07:54] Itsuki
What are you making tonight?
[07:55] Chihiro
Probably paella or stir-fried
shrimp in chili sauce.
[07:58] Chihiro
Shrimp was on sale today.
[07:59] Itsuki
Seriously?
[08:04] [SONG] Sign
Haruto Fuwa
Novelist, 22 years old
[08:05] Haruto
Heya, the hot guy has arrived.
[08:07] Itsuki
Hey.
[08:08] Haruto
Throw me a bone here...
[08:11] Haruto
Hey, something smells good.
[08:13] Chihiro
Hello, Fuwa-san.
[08:15] Haruto
Hey, Chihiro-kun. I brought a gift.
[08:19] ---
Could I put it in the fridge?
[08:21] Chihiro
Oh, go right ahead.
[08:25] Itsuki
This is my apartment, you know.
[08:28] Haruto
Don't worry about it.
SIGN Little Sister
[08:32] Haruto
So, how's your new series going?
[08:34] Haruto
The first ever Itsuki Hashima book where
the main heroine isn't the little sister.
[08:38] Itsuki
That was canceled.
[08:39] Haruto
Really? But the proposal
seemed pretty good.
SIGN School Hallway
SIGN Afternoon
SIGN It's okay if it's you, Onii-chan...
[08:43] Itsuki
My works depend on the heroine
being the little sister.
[08:48] Itsuki
Must be Kanikou and Miyako.
SIGN Nayuta Kani
Novelist, 18 years old
SIGN Miyako Shirakawa
College student, 20 years old
[08:54] Nayuta
Good evening, Senpai! Let's have sex!
[08:57] Miyako
Nayu! What are you saying?!
[09:01] Nayuta
It's just a casual greeting, Myaa-san.
[09:03] Itsuki
How is that even a greeting?
[09:06] ---
Hurry up and come inside.
[09:07] Chihiro
Oh, good evening, Kani-san and Miyako-san.
[09:11] Nayuta
Good evening, Chihiro-kun.
[09:13] Nayuta
You can call me Onee-chan at any time.
[09:16] Chihiro
I will not.
[09:17] Nayuta
But when Itsuki-senpai and I get married,
[09:20] ---
you're going to be my brother-in-law...
[09:22] Chihiro
I will not.
[09:22] Itsuki
We're not!
SIGN Little Sister
[09:25] Nayuta
What? Your new project's been canceled?
[09:29] Itsuki
Well, these things happen.
[09:30] Nayuta
But it was so interesting...
[09:33] Nayuta
But that means the only person
in the world who got to read it,
[09:36] ---
other than your editor, was me, right?
[09:38] Itsuki
No. I had Haruto and the others read it, too.
[09:41] Nayuta
Meow?!
[09:42] Haruto
Oh, yeah.
[09:44] Miyako
I read it, too.
[09:46] Nayuta
I can't believe there were others.
[09:48] Nayuta
That manuscript is such a slut.
[09:50] Itsuki
Did you just call the manuscript a slut?
SIGN Little Sister
[09:54] Itsuki
Chihiro, how much longer
do you think it'll be?
[09:58] Chihiro
Probably thirty minutes.
[09:59] Nayuta
Well then, Senpai, let's kill
some time by making out.
[10:03] Itsuki
I decline!
[10:05] Haruto
Why don't we play a casual game?
[10:07] Itsuki
Good idea.
[10:09] Nayuta
Get a clue, Prince Manwhre.
[10:12] Itsuki
You're the one who needs
to get a clue, you fool.
[10:15] Haruto
More importantly, could you stop
calling me that, Nayu-chan?
SIGN Cat & Chocolate
[10:19] Itsuki
So, what do you wanna play?
[10:22] Haruto
Something easy that we don't
need to spend time setting up.
[10:26] Haruto
Oh, how about turtle soup?
[10:28] Itsuki
Are you thinking straight?
[10:30] Nayuta
It's to be expected from Prince Manwhre.
[10:32] ---
Do you like dicks that much?
[10:35] Miyako
Turtles? What's that?
SIGN Turtle Soup
[10:37] Haruto
Turtle soup.
[10:39] ---
It's officially known as
SIGN Lateral Thinking Puzzles
[10:41] ---
"lateral thinking puzzles," though.
[10:45] Haruto
First, the master talks about
a mysterious incident.
SIGN A man eats turtle soup at a restaurant.
SIGN After he leaves the restaurant,
he kills himself with a pistol.
[10:48] Haruto
The other players ask yes or no
questions in regards to the mystery
SIGN Did the soup have poison in it?
SIGN Was this the first time he had the soup?
[10:53] Haruto
and try to solve it.
[10:56] Miyako
Wow, that seems pretty interesting.
[10:58] Haruto
When writers drink together,
[11:00] ---
we often think up questions
on the spot to play this game.
[11:04] Haruto
It's a great way to train your creativity.
[11:06] Itsuki
Also, if your incident is
too shitty, you get told,
[11:09] ---
"You're no writer," or "Start
over from your newcomer award."
[11:14] Miyako
That sounds kinda difficult.
[11:16] Itsuki
All right... Then as an example,
I will come up with
[11:19] ---
a magnificent problem for you to solve!
[11:24] Nayuta
Y-You can start at any time, Senpai!
[11:26] Itsuki
Stop talking like that!
SIGN Little Sister
[11:30] Itsuki
All right, here we go.
[11:33] Itsuki
A man got married.
[11:35] Itsuki
However, she was a perfect uggo,
[11:38] ---
who was ugly both inside and out,
without a single good quality.
[11:42] Itsuki
But the man lived his life without
making a single complaint.
[11:47] Itsuki
Why was that?
[11:49] Nayuta
Because she was a little sister, right?
[11:49] Haruto
Because she was a little sister.
[11:49] Miyako
Is it because she was a little sister?
[11:53] Itsuki
I-Impossible... How could you get it
right without asking a single question?
[11:57] Haruto
It was a shitty example that didn't
even give us an opportunity to object,
[12:00] Haruto
but the phrase "she was a
perfect uggo" was pretty good,
[12:04] Haruto
so I won't go so far as to
insult your personality.
[12:07] Nayuta
Senpai's examples being
complete trash is nothing new.
[12:10] Miyako
They're always like this?
SIGN Little Sister
[12:14] Haruto
All right, I'll come up with one next.
[12:16] Haruto
A novelist completely misses a deadline.
SIGN Deadline
[12:20] Haruto
However, not only does he not get in trouble,
SIGN Publisher
[12:22] ---
but his editors actually thank him.
[12:25] Haruto
Why is that?
[12:27] Itsuki
He was thanked for missing his deadline?
[12:31] Nayuta
Um... Isn't that just your
fantasy, Prince Manwhre?
[12:35] Haruto
No.
[12:37] Nayuta
Does this story take place in modern Japan?
[12:39] Haruto
Yes.
[12:40] Itsuki
That's a lie!
[12:41] Itsuki
There's no way something that wonderful
[12:43] ---
would happen in modern Japan,
where the rotten publishing world
[12:47] ---
never shuts up about keeping deadlines,
regardless of our situations!
[12:49] Itsuki
Haruto, if you're a true novelist,
you should know that better than anyone!
[12:52] Haruto
Well, I've never broken a deadline, so...
[12:56] Itsuki
You traitor!
[12:58] Nayuta
You've popped plenty of cherries,
but you won't break a few deadlines?
[13:02] Haruto
I'm telling you, I'm not a manwhre.
[13:04] Itsuki
The more one regrets being unable
to protect those they love,
[13:07] ---
the stronger and kinder they become...
[13:09] Haruto
You've never regretted or
felt sorry for a single thing.
[13:12] Nayuta
Do you think you can break out
[13:14] ---
of your shell when you can't
even break a few deadlines?
[13:17] Haruto
B-Break through... my own shell?
[13:20] Both
Yup, yup.
[13:22] Haruto
S-Stop trying to lure me down
the path of scum, you two.
[13:26] Haruto
More importantly, think about
an answer to the story!
[13:29] Itsuki
Okay, here's a question.
Was the novelist a little sister?
SIGN Was the novelist a little sister?
SIGN Little
Sister
[13:33] Haruto
No!
[13:34] Itsuki
Impossible... She's not even a little sister,
and they let her slide on the deadline?
[13:37] Miyako
Er, he already said the novelist was
a "he" when he told us the story.
[13:41] Itsuki
Oh, right...
[13:42] Itsuki
Then does the novelist have a little sister?
SIGN Does the novelist have a little sister?
[13:45] Haruto
Unknown. He may have one or he might not.
[13:48] Itsuki
Since it's unknown, I guess
that's not an important factor.
[13:53] Miyako
Um... Is the novelist popular?
SIGN Is the novelist popular?
[13:56] Haruto
Unknown.
[13:57] Miyako
Then is he a novelist that
isn't popular at all?
SIGN Is he a novelist that isn't popular at all?
[14:00] Haruto
Unknown.
[14:02] Nayuta
That's also unknown? Then...
[14:04] Nayuta
Do parts of the novelist's profile,
such as how much he makes
SIGN Does the novelist's profile have
anything to do with the incident?
[14:07] ---
or what his family's like,
have anything to do with it?
[14:10] Haruto
No.
[14:11] Nayuta
No?
[14:13] Itsuki
So the novelist's background
has nothing to do with it.
[14:15] Itsuki
Then should we be concentrating
on the editorial staff?
[14:18] Haruto
Oh, you're on the right track.
[14:20] Nayuta
Oh, I get it.
[14:22] Nayuta
Um, was the editorial staff facing
some kind of dangerous situation?
[14:26] Haruto
Yes.
[14:27] Itsuki
Was the editorial staff saved from this
crisis by the novelist missing his deadline?
[14:32] Haruto
Yes.
[14:33] Itsuki
All right!
[14:34] Miyako
But what kind of crisis could be
remedied by missing a deadline?
[14:40] Itsuki
Missing... a deadline...
[14:42] Itsuki
Deadline... Coming to a close...
[14:45] Itsuki
Haruto, could you give us
the story in detail again?
[14:50] Haruto
Okay.
[14:51] Haruto
A novelist completely misses a deadline.
SIGN A novelist completely misses a deadline.
However, not only does he not get in trouble,
but his editors actually thank him. Why is that?
[14:54] Haruto
However, not only does he not get in trouble,
[14:56] ---
but his editors actually thank him.
[15:00] Haruto
Why is that?
[15:01] Itsuki
Was that a deadline for a project?
[15:05] Haruto
No.
[15:06] Miyako
Huh? What does that mean?
[15:08] Itsuki
Did you figure it out, too, Kanikou?
[15:10] Nayuta
Yes!
[15:11] Miyako
Huh?
[15:12] Itsuki
Did the novelist physically break a deadline?
SIGN Did the novelist physically
break a deadline?
[15:16] Haruto
Yes.
[15:17] Nayuta
Was the editorial office completely closed
until the novelist broke the deadline?
SIGN Was the editorial office completely closed?
[15:22] Haruto
Yes.
[15:22] Nayuta
When the novelist broke the deadline,
SIGN Was the editorial staff in a
situation where they couldn't move?
[15:25] ---
was all of the editorial staff in a
situation where they couldn't move?
[15:28] Haruto
Yes... You've basically figured it out.
[15:33] Itsuki
I've completely solved the mystery.
[15:35] Itsuki
This is what happened...
[15:37] Itsuki
The editorial office had its door
and windows completely closed,
[15:42] Itsuki
so all of the staff had passed
out from CO2 poisoning.
[15:46] Itsuki
That's when the novelist who had come to
the office noticed something was wrong,
[15:50] Itsuki
broke through a window or another entrance,
and saved the editorial staff's lives.
[15:54] Itsuki
And he was greatly thanked.
[15:57] Itsuki
In Japanese, the word for "deadline"
can also mean to be closed.
SIGN Shimekiri Deadline, Closed 1: To finish with something. It can also refer to the date to finish something. 2: To leave doors or windows closed. Also refers to the place that has its doors and windows closed.
[16:02] Itsuki
In this case, the word didn't mean
the deadline of a manuscript,
[16:05] ---
but the editorial staff room that
was completely closed off.
[16:08] Haruto
You're correct. Congratulations.
[16:10] Miyako
Wow, good job, Itsuki.
[16:14] Itsuki
A problem like that is nothing
to someone like me.
[16:17] Nayuta
You're amazing, Senpai!
[16:19] Nayuta
Now, go ahead and break through my
nasty little closed-off spot, too.
[16:23] Itsuki
I decline!
[16:24] Nayuta
Aw...
[16:24] Miyako
Jeez... Why are you so vulgar, Nayu?
[16:24] Itsuki
Don't "aw" me!
SIGN A black beer, included in Haruto's gift, which is made from Okinawan brown sugar. You can smell the sweet aroma of brown sugar even in the fluffy foam, and it pairs well with Japanese confections. If you drink it slightly warm, the sweetness stands out even more. It's a great choice for those who don't like the bitterness of beer. Its alcohol content is 6.5%.
[16:32] Haruto
Well, anyway...
[16:35] All
Cheers!
[16:38] Haruto
So good.
[16:39] Itsuki
Hey, this is really good.
[16:41] Itsuki
It's on the sweet side, but with
the right amount of bitterness.
[16:44] Haruto
It goes down easy, but it's
a bit strong, so be careful.
[16:47] Miyako
This is really good.
[16:49] Miyako
You made all of this, right, Chihiro-kun?
[16:51] Chihiro
Oh, yes. I did.
[16:54] Itsuki
You should learn how to cook, too, Kanikou.
[16:57] Nayuta
You say that, but you can't
even cook yourself, Senpai.
[17:03] Itsuki
Well...
[17:04] Itsuki
If I had a little sister like
[17:06] ---
the Goddess Kobato from Haganai,
or the Goddess Komachi from Oregairu,
[17:08] Itsuki
I'd seriously try to learn how to cook, too.
[17:10] Nayuta
I see your obsession with little
sisters never changes, Senpai.
[17:13] Nayuta
Then how about the slightly meaner
ones, like Kirino-chan from Oreimo?
[17:17] Itsuki
Rather than make the Goddess Kirino happy,
I'd rather have her yell at me and say,
[17:21] ---
"You can't even cook? You're such
a worthless piece of trash."
[17:25] Nayuta
You're sick...
[17:26] Itsuki
If I'm gonna be sick, I'd want
to be sick over a little sister.
SIGN Little Sister
[17:32] Itsuki
That was so good.
[17:35] Nayuta
It was. Now if I could just have
your dick for dessert, Senpai,
[17:38] ---
I'd have zero complaints.
[17:41] Haruto
I guess you never change, either, Nayu-chan.
[17:45] Haruto
Oh. I got a message from my editor.
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[17:48] Haruto
Let's see...
[17:50] Haruto
What? Seriously?
[17:55] Itsuki
Are they asking for a manuscript?
[17:56] Haruto
Don't lump me in with you.
[17:59] Haruto
An anime-related problem just came up.
[18:02] Haruto
So I'm gonna go see my editor right now.
[18:05] Miyako
What? Right now?
[18:07] Itsuki
Must be hard being such a great novelist
that your work gets an anime adaptation.
[18:11] Haruto
Well, yeah...
[18:12] Miyako
Your anime starts in April, right?
[18:15] Haruto
Yeah. It's less than three months away now.
[18:19] Haruto
I'm pretty excited.
[18:22] Itsuki
Well, do your best.
[18:25] Haruto
You, too.
[18:30] Miyako
I should head home, too.
[18:32] Chihiro
Oh, my last bus is coming soon.
[18:35] Nayuta
Well then, Myaa-san, Chihiro-kun, farewell.
[18:39] Miyako
What are you going to do, Nayu?
[18:40] Nayuta
I'm holed up in a nearby hotel,
so I'm going to stay a little longer.
[18:45] Itsuki
If you're holed up there,
why are you out fooling around?
[18:49] Miyako
Well, goodnight, Chihiro-kun.
[18:51] Chihiro
Yes. Goodnight.
[18:58] Nayuta
We're finally alone, Senpai!
[19:01] Itsuki
You should hurry and go, too.
[19:02] Nayuta
What? But our hot night
together is just starting.
[19:08] Itsuki
Hey, what are you trying to do, you minor?
[19:11] Nayuta
Oh, come on. A little bit won't hurt.
[19:14] Itsuki
Nope. A kid should just stick to juice.
[19:17] Nayuta
I'm an adult.
[19:19] Itsuki
Hey, come on. Stop it.
[19:21] Nayuta
Just a little bit. It'll just be a little bit.
[19:28] Nayuta
Now I'm all wet.
[19:30] Itsuki
Just go and get cleaned up.
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[19:53] Nayuta
"Even if I don't have a place in school,
[19:56] ---
the whole world lies ahead of me"?
[20:06] Nayuta
I love you, Itsuki-senpai...
[20:10] Nayuta
Yet you're only interested
in little sisters...
[20:13] Nayuta
You're such a perv, Senpai.
[20:20] Nayuta
Well, Senpai, I'll see you tomorrow.
[20:22] Itsuki
Do some work, you idiot.
[20:33] (Flashback) Nayuta
I'm in love...
[20:37] (Flashback) Nayuta
I'm in love with your work, Hashima-sensei.
[20:39] (Flashback) Both
That's misleading!
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[20:48] (Flashback) Itsuki
Imagine getting puked on
by someone I'd just met...
[20:56] (Flashback) Nayuta
I'm sorry about the other day...
[20:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
Don't worry about it!
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[21:00] (Flashback) Itsuki
I'm not someone who worries
about the little things.
[21:04] (Flashback) Nayuta
Also, I like you.
[21:05] (Flashback) Nayuta
I've always liked you,
ever since I read your books.
[21:09] (Flashback) Nayuta
Please go out with me.
[21:14] (Flashback) Itsuki
L-Let me think about that...
[21:30] (Flashback) Itsuki
What should I do?
[21:32] (Flashback) Itsuki
I mean, I don't know anything about her...
[21:35] (Flashback) Itsuki
I guess a girl is more than
just her face and boobs.
[21:37] (Flashback) ---
Her personality is important, too.
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[21:42] (Flashback) Itsuki
So this is her debut...
[23:06] (Flashback) Itsuki
This is on another level...
[23:25] Itsuki
Well, then...
[23:27] Itsuki
I guess I'll get to work.
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