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1 - I Only Need a Little Brother Who Can Cook, a Beautiful Naked Girl, and Friends I Can Relate To.

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[00:00] Alice
    Wake-key-key, wake-key-key.
[00:04] Alice
    Wake-key-key, Onii-chan!
[00:08] Protag
    Morning, Alice.
[00:10] Protag
    This is Alice.
[00:12] Protag
    She's my little sister who
    turns fourteen this year.
[00:16] Alice
    You seem so sweepy, Onii-chan.
[00:18] Alice
    This is what I'm going to
    do to you, sweepyhead.
[00:25] Alice
    Are you wakey-wakey now, Onii-chan?
[00:29] Alice
    Alice made today's bweakfast all by herself!
[00:32] Alice
    You need to come down before it gets cold!
[00:34] Protag
    Okay, got it.
[00:39] Protag
    I wash my face in the bathwater
    that my sister just used,
[00:42] Protag
    then wipe my face dry with my sister's
    bra, and head into the kitchen.
[00:46] Protag
    In the kitchen was Yoshiko,
    who should have died yesterday.
[00:49] Protag
    I was very surprised.
[00:52] Alice
    Come on, Onii-chan! Hurry up
    and sit down so you can eat!
[00:56] Protag
    Yeah. Let's dig in.
SIGN    I wuv you, Onii-chan
[00:59] Protag
    Today's breakfast is an omelet made from
    Alice's eggs, with a cup of Alice's milk.
[01:04] Protag
    It's so creamy and rich...
[01:05] ---
    The taste of my little sister
    spreads inside my mouth.
[01:08] Protag
    My little sister's freshly hatched
    eggs and freshly squeezed milk...
[01:11] Protag
    They're so good!
[01:13] Alice
    You silly-head. You have
    ketchup on your mouth.
[01:16] Alice
    What are we going to do
    with you, meowy meow?
[01:19] Protag
    Alice pulls some just-worn panties
    from a gate to a parallel world,
[01:21] Alice
    Wipey, wipey. Wipey, wipey.
[01:22] ---
    and wipes my mouth with it.
[01:24] Protag
    Ah, my little sister's hot,
    just-worn panties taste so good.
[01:30] Protag
    The fragrant panties and my sister's juices
    create the ultimate harmony, and the—
[01:34] Toki
    The fuck is this?!
[01:37] Itsuki
    Whoa! Where'd that come from?
[01:39] Toki
    Don't "Where'd that come from?" me!
[01:39] [SONG] Sign
    Kenjiro Toki
    Editor, 26 years old
[01:41] Toki
    What the hell is this world of madness?
[01:45] Itsuki
    Heh.
[01:45] [SONG] Sign
    Itsuki Hashima
    Novelist, 20 years old
[01:46] Itsuki
    I see you've been moved by my masterpiece.
[01:50] Toki
    You moron...
[01:54] Toki
    L-Let me just confirm, just in case...
[01:57] Toki
    This is supposed to be the second chapter
[02:00] Toki
    manuscript of The Scarlet Jäger, correct?
[02:02] Itsuki
    But of course.
[02:05] Toki
    Well, this is strange...
SIGN    The Scarlet Jäger (draft)
    The protagonist is shocked when the heroine, who died protecting him
    from a demon's attack at the end of chapter one, is having breakfast
    at the protagonist's house the next morning like nothing ever happened.
[02:07] Toki
    According to the plot,
     in the opening of chapter two,
[02:09] Toki
    the protagonist is shocked when the heroine,
[02:11] Toki
    who died protecting him from a demon's
    attack at the end of chapter one,
[02:15] ---
    is having breakfast at the protagonist's
    house the next morning
[02:18] ---
    like nothing ever happened...
[02:20] Itsuki
    See? It perfectly reflects the plot.
[02:23] Toki
    What part of this makes you say that?
[02:25] Itsuki
    Well, the protagonist is surprised, isn't he?
[02:27] Itsuki
    I mean, uh... that chick who was supposed
    to have died yesterday is there...
[02:30] Toki
    Her name is Yoshiko!
    Don't forget the main heroine's name!
[02:34] Toki
    I guess you did at least include it,
    even if it feels totally out of place...
[02:38] Itsuki
    Good grief. What am I supposed
    to do with an editor like you?
[02:42] Toki
    Don't make it sound like this is my fault.
[02:46] Toki
    But that's not the biggest problem here.
[02:48] Itsuki
    What?
[02:49] Toki
    Who the hell is this new
    character named Alice?
SIGN    Alice
SIGN    Who?
[02:53] Toki
    I didn't hear a thing
    about her being in this!
SIGN    The Scarlet Jäger (draft) Itsuki Hashima
[02:55] Itsuki
    She's the protagonist's younger sister.
SIGN    Protagonist
SIGN    The Scarlet Jäger (draft)
[02:57] Itsuki
    It's written right in the protagonist's
    bio that he has a little sister.
SIGN    Has a little sister
[03:01] Toki
    It was just a single sentence!
SIGN    Alice's just-worn panties
[03:03] Toki
    I thought she was just
    a secondary character!
[03:04] ---
    What the hell is this freakish monster?
[03:06] Itsuki
    You mean she's freakishly cute?
[03:08] Itsuki
    Yeah, I know.
[03:09] Toki
    No, you moron!
[03:10] Toki
    Not only would she be a strike-out
    for always being naked,
[03:13] ---
    but you had one preposterous visual
    after another that even outdid that,
[03:16] Toki
    and I can't even tell you which
    of them is the most fucked up!
[03:19] Toki
    Not to mention the protagonist
    was casually wiping his face
[03:22] ---
    with his sister's bra and then
    eating her damn panties...
[03:24] Toki
    He's a friggin' perv...
[03:26] Toki
    No, he's a complete ****** case!
[03:28] Toki
    Let me just confirm that you didn't
[03:30] ---
    accidentally type "panties"
    instead of some kind of food...
[03:33] Itsuki
    I'm insulted. Of course I'd never
    make a stupid typo like that.
[03:37] Toki
    And this thing about Alice's milk?
SIGN    Alice's milk:
SIGN    Milk from Alice's
     boobies.
    It tastes very rich.
[03:40] Itsuki
    Milk from Alice's boobies.
    It tastes very rich.
[03:44] Toki
    And Alice's eggs?
SIGN    Alice's eggs:
SIGN    Eggs that Alice laid.
     They're unbelievably
     delicious.
[03:45] Itsuki
    Eggs that Alice laid.
    They're unbelievably delicious.
[03:50] Toki
    Rejected.
[03:52] Itsuki
    Huh?
[03:53] Toki
    This is all rejected!
[03:54] Toki
    There's no way in hell we could publish this!
[03:56] Itsuki
    True. I might've gone a tiny bit
    too far with the milk and eggs.
[04:02] Itsuki
    But this is a story about psychic powers,
[04:04] ---
    so I thought some things that are just
    a tad out of the ordinary would work...
[04:07] Toki
    Just... a tad...?
[04:10] Itsuki
    It happens all the time.
[04:12] Itsuki
    Like when the protagonist's parent
    was some legendary adventurer,
[04:15] Itsuki
    or they're an heir to
    some ancient martial art
[04:17] ---
    and the protagonist
    inherited the skills...
[04:19] Toki
    Stop thinking some crazy psychopath
    setting where people lay eggs
[04:21] ---
    and eat panties is along the same lines
    as cliché battle manga settings!
[04:26] Itsuki
    B-But washing one's face with the
    bathwater your little sister just used
[04:30] ---
    is normal in households
    with little sisters, right?
[04:32] Toki
    Like hell it's normal! You're a freak
    with a serious sister complex!
SIGN    A Sister Is All You Need.
[06:08] Toki
    Anyway, I'm rejecting that manuscript.
[06:11] Toki
    I'm fine with you working on a new
    project, but I hope you're progressing
[06:14] ---
    with volume 5 of Mahou Academy.
[06:16] Toki
    The deadline for that is
    at the end of the month.
[06:18] Itsuki
    Yeah, I know.
[06:20] Toki
    You'd better not be lying.
[06:22] Itsuki
    I-I'm not. Leave it to me.
[06:30] Toki
    Honestly, his obsession with little
    sisters is a serious problem...
[06:34] Chihiro
    Oh, hello, Toki-san.
[06:37] Toki
    Oh. Hey, Chihiro-kun.
[06:40] [SONG] Sign
    Chihiro Hashima
    Itsuki's step-brother, 16 years old
[06:40] Chihiro
    Did you just have a meeting with my brother?
[06:42] Toki
    Yeah, we just finished up.
[06:45] Toki
    That looks heavy. Ingredients for dinner?
[06:48] Chihiro
    Yes. My brother has guests coming
    over, so I bought a bit extra.
[06:52] Toki
    You seem like a very
    reliable younger brother.
[06:55] Chihiro
    You're too kind.
[06:57] Chihiro
    Oh, please continue to look after my brother.
[07:01] Toki
    I will.
[07:03] Chihiro
    Well, if you'll excuse me.
[07:11] Toki
    If only Chihiro-kun were his younger sister,
[07:14] ---
    Itsuki probably wouldn't have ended
    up so obsessed with little sisters.
[07:17] Toki
    If only he had a little sister...
[07:20] Toki
    Then again, he probably wouldn't have
    become an author if that were the case.
[07:25] Toki
    Talk about complicated.
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    I Only Need a Little Brother Who Can Cook, a Beautiful Naked Girl, and Friends I Can Relate To.
SIGN    Episode 1
[07:37] Itsuki
    Hey.
[07:38] Chihiro
    Hey.
[07:41] Chihiro
    I ran into Toki-san on my way here.
[07:44] Itsuki
    Ah...
[07:45] Chihiro
    Did the meeting go well?
[07:47] Itsuki
    O-Of course.
[07:54] Itsuki
    What are you making tonight?
[07:55] Chihiro
    Probably paella or stir-fried
    shrimp in chili sauce.
[07:58] Chihiro
    Shrimp was on sale today.
[07:59] Itsuki
    Seriously?
[08:04] [SONG] Sign
    Haruto Fuwa
    Novelist, 22 years old
[08:05] Haruto
    Heya, the hot guy has arrived.
[08:07] Itsuki
    Hey.
[08:08] Haruto
    Throw me a bone here...
[08:11] Haruto
    Hey, something smells good.
[08:13] Chihiro
    Hello, Fuwa-san.
[08:15] Haruto
    Hey, Chihiro-kun. I brought a gift.
[08:19] ---
    Could I put it in the fridge?
[08:21] Chihiro
    Oh, go right ahead.
[08:25] Itsuki
    This is my apartment, you know.
[08:28] Haruto
    Don't worry about it.
SIGN    Little Sister
[08:32] Haruto
    So, how's your new series going?
[08:34] Haruto
    The first ever Itsuki Hashima book where
    the main heroine isn't the little sister.
[08:38] Itsuki
    That was canceled.
[08:39] Haruto
    Really? But the proposal
    seemed pretty good.
SIGN    School Hallway
SIGN    Afternoon
SIGN    It's okay if it's you, Onii-chan...
[08:43] Itsuki
    My works depend on the heroine
    being the little sister.
[08:48] Itsuki
    Must be Kanikou and Miyako.
SIGN    Nayuta Kani
    Novelist, 18 years old
SIGN    Miyako Shirakawa
    College student, 20 years old
[08:54] Nayuta
    Good evening, Senpai! Let's have sex!
[08:57] Miyako
    Nayu! What are you saying?!
[09:01] Nayuta
    It's just a casual greeting, Myaa-san.
[09:03] Itsuki
    How is that even a greeting?
[09:06] ---
    Hurry up and come inside.
[09:07] Chihiro
    Oh, good evening, Kani-san and Miyako-san.
[09:11] Nayuta
    Good evening, Chihiro-kun.
[09:13] Nayuta
    You can call me Onee-chan at any time.
[09:16] Chihiro
    I will not.
[09:17] Nayuta
    But when Itsuki-senpai and I get married,
[09:20] ---
    you're going to be my brother-in-law...
[09:22] Chihiro
    I will not.
[09:22] Itsuki
    We're not!
SIGN    Little Sister
[09:25] Nayuta
    What? Your new project's been canceled?
[09:29] Itsuki
    Well, these things happen.
[09:30] Nayuta
    But it was so interesting...
[09:33] Nayuta
    But that means the only person
    in the world who got to read it,
[09:36] ---
    other than your editor, was me, right?
[09:38] Itsuki
    No. I had Haruto and the others read it, too.
[09:41] Nayuta
    Meow?!
[09:42] Haruto
    Oh, yeah.
[09:44] Miyako
    I read it, too.
[09:46] Nayuta
    I can't believe there were others.
[09:48] Nayuta
    That manuscript is such a slut.
[09:50] Itsuki
    Did you just call the manuscript a slut?
SIGN    Little Sister
[09:54] Itsuki
    Chihiro, how much longer
    do you think it'll be?
[09:58] Chihiro
    Probably thirty minutes.
[09:59] Nayuta
    Well then, Senpai, let's kill
    some time by making out.
[10:03] Itsuki
    I decline!
[10:05] Haruto
    Why don't we play a casual game?
[10:07] Itsuki
    Good idea.
[10:09] Nayuta
    Get a clue, Prince Manwhre.
[10:12] Itsuki
    You're the one who needs
    to get a clue, you fool.
[10:15] Haruto
    More importantly, could you stop
    calling me that, Nayu-chan?
SIGN    Cat & Chocolate
[10:19] Itsuki
    So, what do you wanna play?
[10:22] Haruto
    Something easy that we don't
    need to spend time setting up.
[10:26] Haruto
    Oh, how about turtle soup?
[10:28] Itsuki
    Are you thinking straight?
[10:30] Nayuta
    It's to be expected from Prince Manwh
re.
[10:32] ---
    Do you like dicks that much?
[10:35] Miyako
    Turtles? What's that?
SIGN    Turtle Soup
[10:37] Haruto
    Turtle soup.
[10:39] ---
    It's officially known as
SIGN    Lateral Thinking Puzzles
[10:41] ---
    "lateral thinking puzzles," though.
[10:45] Haruto
    First, the master talks about
    a mysterious incident.
SIGN    A man eats turtle soup at a restaurant.
SIGN    After he leaves the restaurant,
    he kills himself with a pistol.
[10:48] Haruto
    The other players ask yes or no
    questions in regards to the mystery
SIGN    Did the soup have poison in it?
SIGN    Was this the first time he had the soup?
[10:53] Haruto
    and try to solve it.
[10:56] Miyako
    Wow, that seems pretty interesting.
[10:58] Haruto
    When writers drink together,
[11:00] ---
    we often think up questions
    on the spot to play this game.
[11:04] Haruto
    It's a great way to train your creativity.
[11:06] Itsuki
    Also, if your incident is
    too shitty, you get told,
[11:09] ---
    "You're no writer," or "Start
    over from your newcomer award."
[11:14] Miyako
    That sounds kinda difficult.
[11:16] Itsuki
    All right... Then as an example,
    I will come up with
[11:19] ---
    a magnificent problem for you to solve!
[11:24] Nayuta
    Y-You can start at any time, Senpai!
[11:26] Itsuki
    Stop talking like that!
SIGN    Little Sister
[11:30] Itsuki
    All right, here we go.
[11:33] Itsuki
    A man got married.
[11:35] Itsuki
    However, she was a perfect uggo,
[11:38] ---
    who was ugly both inside and out,
    without a single good quality.
[11:42] Itsuki
    But the man lived his life without
    making a single complaint.
[11:47] Itsuki
    Why was that?
[11:49] Nayuta
    Because she was a little sister, right?
[11:49] Haruto
    Because she was a little sister.
[11:49] Miyako
    Is it because she was a little sister?
[11:53] Itsuki
    I-Impossible... How could you get it
    right without asking a single question?
[11:57] Haruto
    It was a shitty example that didn't
    even give us an opportunity to object,
[12:00] Haruto
    but the phrase "she was a
    perfect uggo" was pretty good,
[12:04] Haruto
    so I won't go so far as to
    insult your personality.
[12:07] Nayuta
    Senpai's examples being
    complete trash is nothing new.
[12:10] Miyako
    They're always like this?
SIGN    Little Sister
[12:14] Haruto
    All right, I'll come up with one next.
[12:16] Haruto
    A novelist completely misses a deadline.
SIGN    Deadline
[12:20] Haruto
    However, not only does he not get in trouble,
SIGN    Publisher
[12:22] ---
    but his editors actually thank him.
[12:25] Haruto
    Why is that?
[12:27] Itsuki
    He was thanked for missing his deadline?
[12:31] Nayuta
    Um... Isn't that just your
    fantasy, Prince Manwhre?
[12:35] Haruto
    No.
[12:37] Nayuta
    Does this story take place in modern Japan?
[12:39] Haruto
    Yes.
[12:40] Itsuki
    That's a lie!
[12:41] Itsuki
    There's no way something that wonderful
[12:43] ---
    would happen in modern Japan,
    where the rotten publishing world
[12:47] ---
    never shuts up about keeping deadlines,
    regardless of our situations!
[12:49] Itsuki
    Haruto, if you're a true novelist,
    you should know that better than anyone!
[12:52] Haruto
    Well, I've never broken a deadline, so...
[12:56] Itsuki
    You traitor!
[12:58] Nayuta
    You've popped plenty of cherries,
    but you won't break a few deadlines?
[13:02] Haruto
    I'm telling you, I'm not a manwh
re.
[13:04] Itsuki
    The more one regrets being unable
    to protect those they love,
[13:07] ---
    the stronger and kinder they become...
[13:09] Haruto
    You've never regretted or
    felt sorry for a single thing.
[13:12] Nayuta
    Do you think you can break out
[13:14] ---
    of your shell when you can't
    even break a few deadlines?
[13:17] Haruto
    B-Break through... my own shell?
[13:20] Both
    Yup, yup.
[13:22] Haruto
    S-Stop trying to lure me down
    the path of scum, you two.
[13:26] Haruto
    More importantly, think about
    an answer to the story!
[13:29] Itsuki
    Okay, here's a question.
    Was the novelist a little sister?
SIGN    Was the novelist a little sister?
SIGN    Little
    Sister
[13:33] Haruto
    No!
[13:34] Itsuki
    Impossible... She's not even a little sister,
    and they let her slide on the deadline?
[13:37] Miyako
    Er, he already said the novelist was
    a "he" when he told us the story.
[13:41] Itsuki
    Oh, right...
[13:42] Itsuki
    Then does the novelist have a little sister?
SIGN    Does the novelist have a little sister?
[13:45] Haruto
    Unknown. He may have one or he might not.
[13:48] Itsuki
    Since it's unknown, I guess
    that's not an important factor.
[13:53] Miyako
    Um... Is the novelist popular?
SIGN    Is the novelist popular?
[13:56] Haruto
    Unknown.
[13:57] Miyako
    Then is he a novelist that
    isn't popular at all?
SIGN    Is he a novelist that isn't popular at all?
[14:00] Haruto
    Unknown.
[14:02] Nayuta
    That's also unknown? Then...
[14:04] Nayuta
    Do parts of the novelist's profile,
    such as how much he makes
SIGN    Does the novelist's profile have
    anything to do with the incident?
[14:07] ---
    or what his family's like,
    have anything to do with it?
[14:10] Haruto
    No.
[14:11] Nayuta
    No?
[14:13] Itsuki
    So the novelist's background
    has nothing to do with it.
[14:15] Itsuki
    Then should we be concentrating
    on the editorial staff?
[14:18] Haruto
    Oh, you're on the right track.
[14:20] Nayuta
    Oh, I get it.
[14:22] Nayuta
    Um, was the editorial staff facing
    some kind of dangerous situation?
[14:26] Haruto
    Yes.
[14:27] Itsuki
    Was the editorial staff saved from this
    crisis by the novelist missing his deadline?
[14:32] Haruto
    Yes.
[14:33] Itsuki
    All right!
[14:34] Miyako
    But what kind of crisis could be
    remedied by missing a deadline?
[14:40] Itsuki
    Missing... a deadline...
[14:42] Itsuki
    Deadline... Coming to a close...
[14:45] Itsuki
    Haruto, could you give us
    the story in detail again?
[14:50] Haruto
    Okay.
[14:51] Haruto
    A novelist completely misses a deadline.
SIGN    A novelist completely misses a deadline.
    However, not only does he not get in trouble,
    but his editors actually thank him. Why is that?
[14:54] Haruto
    However, not only does he not get in trouble,
[14:56] ---
    but his editors actually thank him.
[15:00] Haruto
    Why is that?
[15:01] Itsuki
    Was that a deadline for a project?
[15:05] Haruto
    No.
[15:06] Miyako
    Huh? What does that mean?
[15:08] Itsuki
    Did you figure it out, too, Kanikou?
[15:10] Nayuta
    Yes!
[15:11] Miyako
    Huh?
[15:12] Itsuki
    Did the novelist physically break a deadline?
SIGN    Did the novelist physically
    break a deadline?
[15:16] Haruto
    Yes.
[15:17] Nayuta
    Was the editorial office completely closed
    until the novelist broke the deadline?
SIGN    Was the editorial office completely closed?
[15:22] Haruto
    Yes.
[15:22] Nayuta
    When the novelist broke the deadline,
SIGN    Was the editorial staff in a
    situation where they couldn't move?
[15:25] ---
    was all of the editorial staff in a
    situation where they couldn't move?
[15:28] Haruto
    Yes... You've basically figured it out.
[15:33] Itsuki
    I've completely solved the mystery.
[15:35] Itsuki
    This is what happened...
[15:37] Itsuki
    The editorial office had its door
    and windows completely closed,
[15:42] Itsuki
    so all of the staff had passed
    out from CO2 poisoning.
[15:46] Itsuki
    That's when the novelist who had come to
    the office noticed something was wrong,
[15:50] Itsuki
    broke through a window or another entrance,
    and saved the editorial staff's lives.
[15:54] Itsuki
    And he was greatly thanked.
[15:57] Itsuki
    In Japanese, the word for "deadline"
    can also mean to be closed.
SIGN    Shimekiri Deadline, Closed 1: To finish with something. It can also refer to the date to finish something. 2: To leave doors or windows closed. Also refers to the place that has its doors and windows closed.
[16:02] Itsuki
    In this case, the word didn't mean
    the deadline of a manuscript,
[16:05] ---
    but the editorial staff room that
    was completely closed off.
[16:08] Haruto
    You're correct. Congratulations.
[16:10] Miyako
    Wow, good job, Itsuki.
[16:14] Itsuki
    A problem like that is nothing
    to someone like me.
[16:17] Nayuta
    You're amazing, Senpai!
[16:19] Nayuta
    Now, go ahead and break through my
    nasty little closed-off spot, too.
[16:23] Itsuki
    I decline!
[16:24] Nayuta
    Aw...
[16:24] Miyako
    Jeez... Why are you so vulgar, Nayu?
[16:24] Itsuki
    Don't "aw" me!
SIGN    A black beer, included in Haruto's gift, which is made from Okinawan brown sugar. You can smell the sweet aroma of brown sugar even in the fluffy foam, and it pairs well with Japanese confections. If you drink it slightly warm, the sweetness stands out even more. It's a great choice for those who don't like the bitterness of beer. Its alcohol content is 6.5%.
[16:32] Haruto
    Well, anyway...
[16:35] All
    Cheers!
[16:38] Haruto
    So good.
[16:39] Itsuki
    Hey, this is really good.
[16:41] Itsuki
    It's on the sweet side, but with
    the right amount of bitterness.
[16:44] Haruto
    It goes down easy, but it's
    a bit strong, so be careful.
[16:47] Miyako
    This is really good.
[16:49] Miyako
    You made all of this, right, Chihiro-kun?
[16:51] Chihiro
    Oh, yes. I did.
[16:54] Itsuki
    You should learn how to cook, too, Kanikou.
[16:57] Nayuta
    You say that, but you can't
    even cook yourself, Senpai.
[17:03] Itsuki
    Well...
[17:04] Itsuki
    If I had a little sister like
[17:06] ---
    the Goddess Kobato from Haganai,
    or the Goddess Komachi from Oregairu,
[17:08] Itsuki
    I'd seriously try to learn how to cook, too.
[17:10] Nayuta
    I see your obsession with little
    sisters never changes, Senpai.
[17:13] Nayuta
    Then how about the slightly meaner
    ones, like Kirino-chan from Oreimo?
[17:17] Itsuki
    Rather than make the Goddess Kirino happy,
    I'd rather have her yell at me and say,
[17:21] ---
    "You can't even cook? You're such
    a worthless piece of trash."
[17:25] Nayuta
    You're sick...
[17:26] Itsuki
    If I'm gonna be sick, I'd want
    to be sick over a little sister.
SIGN    Little Sister
[17:32] Itsuki
    That was so good.
[17:35] Nayuta
    It was. Now if I could just have
    your dick for dessert, Senpai,
[17:38] ---
    I'd have zero complaints.
[17:41] Haruto
    I guess you never change, either, Nayu-chan.
[17:45] Haruto
    Oh. I got a message from my editor.
SIGN    Message
SIGN    GF Bunko Kawabe-san Hello. Slide to display
[17:48] Haruto
    Let's see...
[17:50] Haruto
    What? Seriously?
[17:55] Itsuki
    Are they asking for a manuscript?
[17:56] Haruto
    Don't lump me in with you.
[17:59] Haruto
    An anime-related problem just came up.
[18:02] Haruto
    So I'm gonna go see my editor right now.
[18:05] Miyako
    What? Right now?
[18:07] Itsuki
    Must be hard being such a great novelist
    that your work gets an anime adaptation.
[18:11] Haruto
    Well, yeah...
[18:12] Miyako
    Your anime starts in April, right?
[18:15] Haruto
    Yeah. It's less than three months away now.
[18:19] Haruto
    I'm pretty excited.
[18:22] Itsuki
    Well, do your best.
[18:25] Haruto
    You, too.
[18:30] Miyako
    I should head home, too.
[18:32] Chihiro
    Oh, my last bus is coming soon.
[18:35] Nayuta
    Well then, Myaa-san, Chihiro-kun, farewell.
[18:39] Miyako
    What are you going to do, Nayu?
[18:40] Nayuta
    I'm holed up in a nearby hotel,
    so I'm going to stay a little longer.
[18:45] Itsuki
    If you're holed up there,
    why are you out fooling around?
[18:49] Miyako
    Well, goodnight, Chihiro-kun.
[18:51] Chihiro
    Yes. Goodnight.
[18:58] Nayuta
    We're finally alone, Senpai!
[19:01] Itsuki
    You should hurry and go, too.
[19:02] Nayuta
    What? But our hot night
    together is just starting.
[19:08] Itsuki
    Hey, what are you trying to do, you minor?
[19:11] Nayuta
    Oh, come on. A little bit won't hurt.
[19:14] Itsuki
    Nope. A kid should just stick to juice.
[19:17] Nayuta
    I'm an adult.
[19:19] Itsuki
    Hey, come on. Stop it.
[19:21] Nayuta
    Just a little bit. It'll just be a little bit.
[19:28] Nayuta
    Now I'm all wet.
[19:30] Itsuki
    Just go and get cleaned up.
SIGN    Itsuki
[19:53] Nayuta
    "Even if I don't have a place in school,
[19:56] ---
    the whole world lies ahead of me"?
[20:06] Nayuta
    I love you, Itsuki-senpai...
[20:10] Nayuta
    Yet you're only interested
    in little sisters...
[20:13] Nayuta
    You're such a perv, Senpai.
[20:20] Nayuta
    Well, Senpai, I'll see you tomorrow.
[20:22] Itsuki
    Do some work, you idiot.
[20:33] (Flashback) Nayuta
    I'm in love...
[20:37] (Flashback) Nayuta
    I'm in love with your work, Hashima-sensei.
[20:39] (Flashback) Both
    That's misleading!
SIGN    13th GF Bunko Newcomer Award
    8th Comic Gifted Newcomer Award
SIGN    Ceremony
[20:48] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Imagine getting puked on
    by someone I'd just met...
[20:56] (Flashback) Nayuta
    I'm sorry about the other day...
[20:58] (Flashback) Itsuki
    Don't worry about it!
SIGN    13th GF Bunko Newcomer (Grand Prize!)
[21:00] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I'm not someone who worries
    about the little things.
[21:04] (Flashback) Nayuta
    Also, I like you.
[21:05] (Flashback) Nayuta
    I've always liked you,
    ever since I read your books.
[21:09] (Flashback) Nayuta
    Please go out with me.
[21:14] (Flashback) Itsuki
    L-Let me think about that...
[21:30] (Flashback) Itsuki
    What should I do?
[21:32] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I mean, I don't know anything about her...
[21:35] (Flashback) Itsuki
    I guess a girl is more than
    just her face and boobs.
[21:37] (Flashback) ---
    Her personality is important, too.
SIGN    13th GF Bunko Newcomer (Grand Prize!)
[21:42] (Flashback) Itsuki
    So this is her debut...
[23:06] (Flashback) Itsuki
    This is on another level...
[23:25] Itsuki
    Well, then...
[23:27] Itsuki
    I guess I'll get to work.
SIGN    Episode Two: If Only a Miracle Would Happen.
SIGN    Iidouu
SIGN    [Black Stories] A series of lateral thinking puzzles that deal with crimes and similar incidents. As the name suggests, there are many dark incidents. There are some rather ridiculous incidents, too, so let's read them with an open mind.