9 - Nudity and Underwear Are All You Need.
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[00:08] Toki
This is the manuscript for chapter 1
of the manga version
[00:10] Toki
of Mahou Academy (Sister Method Academy).
[00:13] Toki
You seem happy.
[00:15] Itsuki
But of course!
[00:16] Itsuki
Kaiko-san is a magnificent manga artist
who completely understands my work.
[00:21] Itsuki
I'm so excited to see how it turned
out, I can't contain myself.
[00:26] Itsuki
Her art is as amazing as I remember!
[00:28] Itsuki
Way to go, Kaiko-san! This is exactly
the quality I expected from her!
[00:31] Itsuki
That must mean the pervy scenes also...
[00:35] Toki
You mean like the opening scene
where Sieg sees Hilde naked?
[00:39] Itsuki
Yes! I'm sure the nudity is
depicted in the best way!
[00:56] Itsuki
What the hell?! Why...
[00:59] Itsuki
Why is Hilde not naked?!
[01:02] Toki
I was shocked when I saw the manuscript, too.
[01:04] Toki
It appears that she, Mikuniyama-sensei,
is a huge underwear fetishist.
[01:12] Itsuki
Huh?
SIGN A Sister Is All You Need.
[02:54] Itsuki
So...
[02:55] Itsuki
Could you explain to me why
Hilde is wearing underwear?
[03:01] Kaiko
I-It's just like your editor told you.
[03:04] Kaiko
I absolutely love underwear,
and that's why I drew it.
[03:10] Itsuki
"And that's why I drew it," my ass!
[03:12] Itsuki
Didn't you say that you loved my work?
[03:15] Itsuki
How could you do something so awful to it?
[03:18] Kaiko
It's true that I love and admire your work.
[03:23] Itsuki
Then—
[03:23] Kaiko
But I had always thought there was a very
clear and unfortunate flaw in your books.
[03:28] Itsuki
You can't mean...
[03:30] Kaiko
Yes.
[03:31] Kaiko
Why must you always insist
[03:32] ---
on immediately stripping all the
clothes off the cute little sisters?
[03:36] Kaiko
The elegant little sisters should be
wearing underwear worthy for girlfriends!
[03:42] Itsuki
You fool!
[03:43] Itsuki
A true big brother wants to see every
last detail of his little sister!
[03:48] Itsuki
Saying that a filthy little piece of cloth
[03:50] ---
should hinder the view of the holy nude
body of a little sister is outrageous!
[03:53] Itsuki
Little sisters are the most beautiful
when they are in their natural state.
[03:56] Kaiko
Then they'd be no different from wild beasts!
[03:59] Kaiko
People first become human
when they don underwear.
[04:03] Kaiko
Beautiful things need beautiful underwear.
[04:05] Kaiko
Is that not the true human pursuit of beauty?
[04:08] Itsuki
You fool! Truly beautiful creatures
are already beautiful as they are!
[04:12] Itsuki
Nudity is the ultimate form of fashion!
[04:14] Itsuki
Little sisters are the most beautiful
wild beasts in this world!
[04:18] Kaiko
Did you just call nudity "fashion"?!
[04:20] Kaiko
You, a moronic monkey that can't even
understand the beauty of underwear,
[04:23] Kaiko
have the nerve to tell me, a girl who's been
surrounded by beautiful underwear all her life
[04:27] ---
because she was born in a household in Gunma
that had been in the silk farming industry
[04:30] ---
since the Edo era, what fashion is?!
[04:32] Itsuki
What a coincidence! I don't
want to brag about my family,
[04:35] Itsuki
but my grandfather's family
made a fortune breeding koi
[04:37] Itsuki
and he was a millionaire in Gifu,
[04:39] ---
so I was surrounded by
beauty ever since I was born.
[04:42] Itsuki
Just as koi are beautiful and elegant
as they swim in their natural form,
[04:45] Itsuki
little sisters are the most
beautiful when they're naked!
[04:48] Kaiko
Gifu...
[04:50] Kaiko
No wonder you have values
similar to a wild monkey's.
[04:54] Itsuki
Gunma...
[04:56] Itsuki
I guess I can see why you would consider
underwear sacred, since you're a savage
[04:59] ---
whose concept of wearing clothes was instilled
in you from the moment you were born!
[05:05] Toki
Does any of this really matter anymore?
[05:07] Both
Of course it does!
[05:09] Toki
B-But considering Mikuniyama-sensei's
art quality,
[05:13] ---
I think the readers would
be satisfied either way.
[05:16] Itsuki
You moron!
[05:17] Itsuki
The nude scenes in my books are not
there to make the readers happy!
[05:21] Itsuki
They're there for no logical reason,
other than the fact that I want to see them!
[05:25] Toki
Is that something you
should declare so proudly?
[05:27] Kaiko
I also don't draw underwear
for the sake of the readers.
[05:32] Kaiko
I draw it because I want to see
the cute little sisters in underwear.
[05:38] Toki
What are we supposed to do about this?
[05:43] Setsuna
Heya, Sensei!
[05:46] Itsuki
Sorry, I'm in a meeting right now.
[05:48] Setsuna
You're in a bad mood. What's up?
[05:52] Itsuki
The artist doing the manga version of
Mahou Academy and I aren't seeing eye to eye.
[05:55] Setsuna
Huh... The manga for Mahou Academy?
[05:59] ---
Could I come in and say hi to them?
[06:02] Itsuki
If you want.
SIGN Little Sister
[06:05] Setsuna
Heya! I'm the illustrator Puriketsu.
[06:09] Kaiko
Y-You're Puriketsu-sensei?
[06:12] Kaiko
I-It's an honor to meet you!
[06:14] Kaiko
My name is Kaiko Mikuniyama,
and I'm a new manga artist.
[06:17] Setsuna
Totes pleasure.
[06:19] Setsuna
Is this the manga manuscript?
[06:22] Setsuna
Wow, you're really good!
[06:26] Setsuna
Huh? But this part's supposed to be...
[06:29] Itsuki
That's right!
[06:30] ---
This woman had the nerve to draw
underwear onto Hilde's nude scene!
[06:34] Setsuna
What?!
[06:36] Setsuna
Wait, wait, wait! What are you thinking?!
[06:38] Setsuna
Putting panties on a naked girl...
[06:41] Setsuna
What decent human being would do that?!
[06:43] Kaiko
P-Puriketsu-sensei...
[06:45] Kaiko
So you're also a heretic who believes
[06:48] ---
in the blasphemy known as nude supremacy?
[06:50] Setsuna
This is unbelievable!
[06:52] ---
I can sort of understand the bra,
but she shouldn't be wearing panties!
[06:55] Itsuki
What are you talking about?!
[06:57] ---
Completely nude without a
single piece of cloth on her!
[06:59] Itsuki
Anything else is unacceptable!
[07:01] Itsuki
Just a bra? I had no idea you were
such a heathen, Puriketsu-sensei!
[07:06] Setsuna
Actually, I'm fine with the scenes
where she's facing front as they are,
[07:09] Setsuna
but when her butt's showing in full,
I want the panties to be off!
[07:13] Kaiko
Th-There's no way I could
do something so unnatural!
[07:16] Kaiko
Bra and panties are a set!
[07:18] Kaiko
There's no other answer!
[07:21] Setsuna
Sensei! We can't leave Mahou Academy
in the hands of someone like this.
[07:27] Itsuki
I want to say that I agree...
[07:31] Itsuki
But other than this scene,
[07:33] ---
the Mahou Academy that this woman
drew is absolutely perfect.
[07:37] Itsuki
Why did you have to be an underwear-obsessed
freak when you have so much talent?
[07:42] Kaiko
I could say the same about you!
[07:43] Kaiko
How did you end up a nude-lover
[07:46] ---
when it's so clear how much
you love little sisters?
[07:50] Setsuna
Then I'll just draw it.
[07:54] Setsuna
I'll draw the Mahou Academy manga.
[07:57] Tokuyama
Are you serious?!
[07:58] Toki
You can't just do that!
[08:00] Itsuki
Can you even draw manga?
[08:02] Setsuna
I can probably manage.
[08:04] Kaiko
I will do the manga
version of Mahou Academy!
[08:07] Kaiko
I won't let anyone else do it!
[08:09] Setsuna
Then let's have a competition.
[08:12] Kaiko
I wouldn't have it any other way!
[08:13] Kaiko
I won't lose, even if I'm up
against you, Puriketsu-sensei!
SIGN Little Sister
[08:19] Toki
Uh... so...
[08:21] Toki
We will now begin this manga competition
[08:23] ---
between Puriketsu-sensei
and Mikuniyama-sensei.
[08:27] Toki
The theme is that scene with Hilde,
and the judges will be us three.
[08:31] Kaiko
I will put my all into this manuscript.
[08:34] Setsuna
I'll show you how it's done.
[08:37] Itsuki
How do you think this will go, Tokuyama-san?
[08:40] Tokuyama
Well... As a manga editor,
[08:44] ---
it'd be very beneficial to have
Puriketsu-sensei draw the manga,
[08:48] Tokuyama
and since she's nude in the original story,
[08:51] ---
I think she should be nude
in the manga, as well.
[08:54] Itsuki
So the judges feel that Puriketsu-sensei
has a clear lead in this competition.
[08:59] Toki
Who are you commentating to?
[09:02] Toki
Anyway, are you both ready?
[09:04] Kaiko
No, one moment, please.
[09:22] Itsuki
P-Panties?!
[09:24] Setsuna
Those are panties, right?
[09:26] Kaiko
Yes, they are indeed panties.
[09:32] Itsuki
Y-You had panties on your
head this whole time?
[09:37] Kaiko
Precisely.
[09:38] Itsuki
You pervert!
[09:40] Kaiko
What's wrong with using panties as a ribbon?!
[09:44] Itsuki
I-I'm not saying it's wrong... But why
did you suddenly pull out panties?
[09:53] Kaiko
Kaiko Mikuniyama
[09:55] Kaiko
is now preparing for battle!
[09:58] Four
What?!
[10:00] Kaiko
Now... let us begin.
[10:04] Itsuki
Wait, wait, wait! What's with that getup?!
[10:08] Kaiko
This is my formal uniform when I draw manga.
[10:11] Itsuki
F-Formal uniform?
[10:13] Itsuki
Though I guess there are many authors
who change clothes when they work...
[10:16] Itsuki
Kanikou is naked when she writes, so for
someone to have panties on their face,
[10:20] Itsuki
I guess it's...
[10:22] Itsuki
I guess it's... I guess it's...
[10:26] Itsuki
not strange!
[10:27] Itsuki
All right. We're starting for real this time!
[10:31] Kaiko
Yes, sir.
[10:31] Setsuna
Heck yeah!
[11:00] Setsuna
I'm done!
[11:01] Kaiko
As am I.
[11:05] Itsuki
All right. Let's start with Setsuna's manga.
[11:20] Itsuki
The nudes you draw are absolutely the best.
[11:24] Itsuki
All right, let's see yours.
[11:32] Itsuki
There's... even less exposure?!
[11:39] Itsuki
But...
[11:53] Kiako
Well? How do you like my manga?
[12:04] Toki
All of the judges unanimously vote
[12:07] Toki
for Mikuniyama-sensei.
[12:16] Setsuna
I guess I still have a way to go.
[12:19] Itsuki
Sorry. The nudes that you
drew were really amazing...
[12:23] Itsuki
But it felt more like a single
drawing than a whole manga.
[12:26] Itsuki
On the other hand, there was a story in
Mikuniyama-sensei's depiction of underwear.
[12:30] Itsuki
I, a nude supremacist,
[12:32] ---
couldn't take my eyes off the depiction
of her taking off her underwear.
[12:38] Itsuki
Kaiko Mikuniyama-sensei...
[12:45] Itsuki
It's a pleasure to work
with you on Mahou Academy.
[12:48] kaiko
Yes! Likewise!
[12:54] Kaiko
I look forward to working with you!
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[13:12] Itsuki
Wh-What's up, Kanikou?
[13:14] Nayuta
Why are you looking at an underwear site?
[13:17] Itsuki
I-I was just looking something
up for my books...
[13:21] Nayuta
Why would you need to look up
something about underwear?
[13:24] Nayuta
No matter what kind of
underwear they're wearing,
[13:26] ---
they're going to be naked by the
next line, so why does it matter?
[13:32] Itsuki
It's true. That's how it's been...
[13:35] Itsuki
But from now on, I'll intricately write
scenes depicting them in underwear.
[13:38] Nayuta
What?! Where did this come from?
[13:41] Itsuki
Mikuniyama-sensei, the artist
doing the manga version,
[13:44] ---
made me realize how wonderful underwear is.
[13:48] Nayuta
Kaiko Mikuniyama...
[13:51] ---
So she's the one who messed with your head.
[13:58] Nayuta
Hi. I'm Nayuta Kani.
I'm Itsuki-senpai's wife.
[14:03] Miyako
Hey. Don't lie to someone you just met.
[14:08] Nayuta
Fine. I'm his future wife.
[14:10] Kaiko
Right...
[14:12] Miyako
Oh, I'm Miyako Shirakawa.
[14:15] Miyako
I'm one of Itsuki and Nayu's friends,
[14:17] ---
and I was just asked to tag
along, so don't mind me.
[14:20] Kaiko
U-Um, so...
[14:22] ---
What does the most popular author
from Gift Publishing want with me?
[14:27] Nayuta
I'll get straight to the point.
[14:29] Nayuta
Please stop luring Senpai
down the wrong path.
[14:33] Kaiko
Wrong path, you say?
[14:36] Nayuta
I heard you made some changes to
the manga that weren't in the original!
[14:39] Kaiko
Huh? Well, yes, I did...
[14:42] Miyako
Changes?
[14:44] Nayuta
This woman had the nerve to put underwear
on the heroine in her nude scene!
[14:49] Miyako
Oh...
[14:51] Nayuta
How can you be so calm about this, Myaa-san?!
[14:53] Miyako
Huh? I mean, who cares?
[14:56] Nayuta
No...
[14:58] Nayuta
Where did the nudity-loving Myaa-san go?
[15:02] Miyako
When did I say anything
about loving nudity?
[15:04] Nayuta
We were naked together in
the ocean and this room!
[15:08] Miyako
Th-That was...
[15:09] Nayuta
We even wandered around town
stark naked and got arrested.
[15:12] Miyako
That was in a game!
[15:14] Kaiko
What in the world are you two doing?
[15:17] Miyako
Y-You've got the wrong idea!
I'm not some nudity-loving pervert.
[15:21] Nayuta
Myaa-san, no...
[15:25] Kaiko
It appears that you're the only
one with these wicked thoughts.
[15:30] Kaiko
Underwear is indeed the
ultimate form of beauty!
[15:34] Kaiko
In the shower, while they're eating,
and even when they're going to school,
[15:38] Kaiko
beautiful girls should
only be wearing underwear.
[15:41] Miyako
Wait, no. You're plenty weird yourself!
[15:43] Kaiko
Huh?
[15:44] Nayuta
Anyway! I can't leave Mahou
Academy in your hands!
[15:48] Kaiko
No...
[15:50] Kaiko
There is no one who can better
express that series in manga form
[15:54] Kaiko
than I can!
[15:56] Nayuta
Th-That's not true!
[15:58] ---
I'm sure I can express
it better than you can!
[16:01] Kaiko
Very well. Shall we find out?
[16:04] Nayuta
Bring it!
SIGN Little Sister
SIGN Onii-chan
[16:19] Miyako
Nayu, you're terrible at drawing.
[16:24] Kaiko
I believe I'm the winner.
[16:28] Nayuta
P-Please wait.
[16:30] Nayuta
This was just the practice round!
Let's do it for real this time!
[16:34] Nayuta
Give it up, Nayu.
[16:36] ---
Even someone who knows
nothing about this business,
[16:38] ---
like me, can tell that her manga looks amazing.
[16:40] Nayuta
No matter how good she is, no one has
the right to put underwear on nudes!
[16:45] Nayuta
This problem affects my life personally!
[16:48] Miyako
Now you're just overreacting...
[16:50] Kaiko
Um... how does my manga affect your life?
[16:55] Nayuta
Well...
[16:57] Nayuta
I'm the one who's going to marry Senpai.
[17:01] Kaiko
Right...
[17:04] Nayuta
And I'm basically
[17:06] Nayuta
naked at home all the time!
[17:07] Nayuta
My dream is to live a married life
overflowing with love, where Senpai and I
[17:11] ---
have sex all day as he lusts
over my naked body!
[17:14] Miyako
Well, throw that dream away!
[17:14] Kaiko
Well, get rid of that dream!
[17:16] Nayuta
That's why I can't have Senpai
realizing he likes anything else!
[17:21] Nayuta
What if he stops lusting after me?!
[17:25] Kaiko
Wouldn't you putting on
underwear solve that problem?
[17:32] Kaiko
Anyway, I don't have any plans to
remove the underwear from the manga.
[17:36] Nayuta
You leave me no choice.
[17:40] Kaiko
Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:42] Nayuta
I'm going to show you the glory of nudity!
[17:47] Kaiko
Wh-What are you—
[17:50] Nayuta
I'm going to show you what boobs feel like.
[17:53] Kaiko
I-I already know what they
feel like! I have my own!
[17:56] Nayuta
Are you sure?
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[17:59] Nayuta
Mikuniyama-san, could it be...
[18:02] Nayuta
that you've never fondled
another girl's boobs before?
[18:08] Kaiko
S-So what if I haven't?
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[18:14] Nayuta
I only learned of this recently myself,
[18:16] Nayuta
but fondling another girl's
boobs is completely different
[18:19] ---
from fondling your own.
[18:21] Kaiko
What?!
[18:22] Nayuta
Mikuniyama-san...
[18:26] Kaiko
Wh-What are you...
[18:27] Nayuta
The underwear that you
draw is indeed amazing.
[18:30] Kaiko
Please get your hand out of there...
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[18:32] Nayuta
If you used your skills to draw nudes,
[18:35] ---
Senpai's fans would be fully satisfied.
[18:38] Kaiko
S-Stop...
[18:40] Nayuta
Why do you insist on only drawing underwear?
[18:44] Nayuta
I'm not telling you not to draw underwear.
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[18:48] Nayuta
But draw some nudes, too...
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[18:53] Nayuta
Or could it be...
[18:55] Nayuta
that you actually can't draw them,
[18:57] Nayuta
because you've never touched
boobs or butts in real life?
[19:04] Kaiko
I-It's not that I can't draw them...
[19:07] Kaiko
It's true that I can't draw them
as well as underwear, but...
[19:11] Nayuta
Are you sure you didn't
just run away from nudity,
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[19:13] ---
rather than just choosing to do underwear?
[19:21] Kaiko
I won't let you!
[19:27] Kaiko
I will prove my love to you!
[19:30] Kaiko
It's not that I ran away from nudity.
[19:32] ---
I chose underwear, even though
I'm well-educated on boobs and butts!
[19:37] Kaiko
I will prove that to you!
[19:42] Nayuta
N-No...
[19:44] Kaiko
I see. This is indeed different
from fondling my own breasts.
[19:48] Nayuta
Wh-Why are you... so...
good at... f-fondling boobs?
[19:57] Kaiko
I'm a manga artist, so I'm
very good with my hands.
[20:00] Nayuta
M-Manga artists are amazing...
[20:05] Nayuta
D-Don't look at me...
[20:12] Kaiko
That's not going to happen!
[20:14] Kaiko
I'm going to observe
[20:15] Kaiko
every last detail of your body.
[20:21] Kaiko
This is indeed wonderful.
[20:25] Kaiko
I'll have to go much deeper
and put my all into this.
[20:33] Nayuta
P-Please stop...
[20:36] Kaiko
Please let me feel it...
[20:38] ---
Let my whole body embrace your naked body!
[20:51] Kaiko
As you said, nudity is a theme
that is worth exploring.
[20:56] Nayuta
R-Right?
[21:00] Kaiko
Very well. I will try drawing Hilde nude.
[21:05] Nayuta
Yes!
[21:06] Nayuta
I did it, Shenpai!
[21:09] Kaiko
But there's one problem.
[21:13] Kaiko
The only breasts I know are my own and yours.
[21:17] Kaiko
But in comparison, Hilde's breasts are...
[21:22] Nayuta
That won't be a problem.
[21:23] Nayuta
We have a perfect model for
Hilde's boobs right here.
[21:28] Kaiko
Ah, you're right.
[21:31] Miyako
Huh? Wait, you don't mean...
[21:34] Nayuta
Take off your clothes, Myaa-san,
like you always do.
[21:37] Miyako
N-No! I'm not some nudity-loving weirdo!
[21:42] Kaiko
Please, Shirakawa-san.
[21:44] Kaiko
Please strip naked for my manga.
[21:47] Miyako
No way! I'm not going to get naked!
SIGN 2 Minutes Later
[21:55] Miyako
What am I even doing?
[22:04] Toki
This is the final manuscript of the
manga version of chapter 1.
[22:11] Haruto
Wow, that turned out great.
[22:14] Chihiro
So your series is really
becoming a manga, huh?
[22:18] Chihiro
That's amazing.
[22:20] Itsuki
Yeah...
[22:21] Haruto
The details on the underwear are amazing.
[22:24] Chihiro
I-It's so erotic...
[22:32] Itsuki
This nude is magnificent!
[22:37] Itsuki
Look at the texture of these boobs!
[22:39] Itsuki
This is exactly the Hilde that I wanted!
[22:46] Itsuki
This is the perfect manga
[22:48] ---
to please both underwear
and nude enthusiasts.
[22:53] Itsuki
I'm so thankful.
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