E6 - My First School Festival

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SIGN    My First School Festival
[00:10] Leon
    Move that table a little more to the left.
[00:12] Leon
    Daniel, that tea set's expensive.
    Be careful with it.
[00:16] Daniel
    You shouldn't be using expensive
    stuff at a school festival.
[00:19] Leon
    I feel like I ought to
    return some of the wealth
[00:22] Leon
    I squeezed out of those idiot students.
[00:25] Daniel
    You should be a little more conscious
    of how much everyone hates you.
[00:28] Olivia
    U-Uh...
[00:33] Olivia
    I don't look strange, do I?
[00:36] Olivia
    I'm not used to wearing outfits like this.
[00:39] Leon
    No, it looks perfect on you.
[00:42] Angelica
    Hmm...
[00:44] Angelica
    This emphasizes my bust a little too much.
[00:48] Olivia
    Angie, you seem comfortable in that,
    even though you're a duke's daughter.
[00:52] Angelica
    I spent two years at the
    royal palace, learning manners.
[00:57] Angelica
    You look good, Livia. The innocent
    air it gives you is fantastic.
[01:02] Olivia
    I actually kind of like it, too.
[01:07] Leon
    What a precious sight.
[01:10] Leon
    But according to this otome game's setting,
[01:12] Leon
    I can't have romantic
    relationships with them.
[01:15] Leon
    I'm a mob character, after all.
SIGN    Trapped in
SIGN    a Dating Sim
SIGN    Trapped in
    a Dating Sim
[02:49] Angelica
    You have such pretty hair, Livia.
[02:53] Olivia
    I wish I had a nice body like yours, Angie.
[02:57] Daniel
    Do these girls really go to this academy?
[03:00] Raymond
    I feel like I'm dreaming.
[03:03] Jenna
    Leon!
[03:04] Jenna
    Listen to this!
[03:06] Leon
    What do you want? You're getting
    in the way. Could you leave?
[03:10] Olivia
    You shouldn't speak to your sister like that.
[03:13] Jenna
    That's right. You should be
    consoling me and serving me tea.
[03:18] Daniel
    Ah, yes. This is what girls at
    this academy are normally like.
[03:22] Raymond
    The dream has ended.
[03:24] Leon
    What is it? Spit it out already.
[03:27] Jenna
    I had a fight with a friend.
[03:31] Leon
    I'm sure you were fighting
    over boys or something.
[03:34] Jenna
    Yeah. He's a viscount's heir.
[03:36] Jenna
    He's a prime piece of property
    who's about to become very wealthy.
[03:41] Leon
    And your friend stole him out from under you?
[03:44] Jenna
    It's the other way around.
[03:45] Leon
    Huh?
[03:46] Jenna
    My friend had her eye on him first,
    but I thought I'd try pursuing him, too.
[03:53] Leon
    Then you're in the wrong. We're done here.
[03:55] Jenna
    I want you to step in and settle the matter!
[03:58] Jenna
    If you'd just threaten her a little, this would—
[03:59] Olivia
    Y-You mustn't do that.
[04:01] Jenna
    Shut up, scholarship student.
[04:04] Leon
    I'm not doing anything for you.
[04:07] Leon
    And don't be mean to Olivia.
[04:09] Leon
    You can be sure Angie won't stay
    silent if anything happens.
[04:12] Angelica
    He's right. You may be Leon's
    sister, but I'll show no mercy.
[04:16] Jenna
    F-Fine.
[04:19] Jenna
    You're a useless idiot.
[04:24] Olivia
    Mr. Leon...
[04:25] Olivia
    Thank you for worrying about me.
[04:30] Leon
    She's as radiant as ever, but...
[04:33] Daniel
    S-Something terrible is happening, Leon!
[04:35] Raymond
    In the tea room next door...
[04:39] Girls
    Prince Julius!
[04:40] Julius
    I hope you'll all come.
    You'll be most welcome.
[04:43] Girl
    Oh, yes!
[04:43] Girl
    I'll totally be there!
[04:44] Girl
    Me, too!
[04:45] Girl
    I'm gonna spend so much money!
[04:47] Leon
    Wha—
[04:48] Julius
    We hope you'll visit Café Princess.
[04:50] Leon
    What?!
[04:53] Daniel
    I can't believe he's
    opening a café next door.
[04:55] Raymond
    How incredibly spiteful.
[04:59] Julius
    Bartfort, I heard you're
    running a café, as well.
[05:03] Julius
    If you're interested, do stop by ours.
[05:06] Julius
    You're welcome to visit.
[05:08] Leon
    He's annoying as hell!
[05:13] Olivia
    You charge 100 dia for tea and sweets?!
[05:16] Julius
    What? Is that too cheap?
[05:18] Julius
    Marie said this was the right price.
[05:21] Olivia
    I... I don't have the courage to
    enter such an expensive place.
[05:26] Leon
    Yeah, that's normal. Just ignore their café.
[05:31] Julius
    You seem awfully confident.
    But we won't lose this time.
[05:42] Julius
    Hey, why are you following me?
[05:44] Leon
    Because I'm true to myself.
[05:47] Leon
    I'm curious, so I thought I'd check it out.
[05:49] Leon
    Come on, show me what you've got.
[05:57] Leon
    This place is a freaking host club!
[05:59] Brad
    Bartfort, huh? How ignoble of you
    to scout out the competition.
[06:02] Leon
    This isn't fair!
[06:04] Chris
    Just getting to see your frustrated
    face makes it all worthwhile.
[06:08] Chris
    We were right to follow Marie's suggestion.
[06:11] Leon
    Her again?
[06:13] Chris
    This time, we will win.
[06:15] Brad
    You'd better not run off just
    because you think you'll lose.
[06:18] Leon
    What are we even competing for?
    This is a school festival!
[06:20] Olivia
    Is this really a café?
[06:23] Olivia
    The atmosphere feels more like a bar,
    and they're charging 100 dia for tea.
[06:27] Marie
    Of course we are.
[06:29] Marie
    Julius and the rest of the boys are
    former heirs to distinguished families.
[06:33] Marie
    They're the ones serving our customers.
[06:36] Leon
    You're always up to no good, aren't you?
[06:39] Marie
    Are you going to interfere
    with my plans again?
[06:43] Leon
    Are you the princess your
    café's name refers to?
[06:47] Leon
    "Princess," huh?
[06:49] Marie
    I-I'm a princess at heart!
[06:52] Brad
    Marie, you'll always be our princess.
[06:55] Marie
    Thank you.
[06:57] Marie
    On the other hand, you're incredibly
    rude for a background mob character.
[07:02] Marie
    I'm excited for the day of the festival.
[07:05] Marie
    I doubt your café will be very busy.
[07:07] Marie
    We'll do you the favor of
    using it as our break room.
[07:11] Marie
    And we will be paying, so you'd
    better serve some proper tea.
[07:15] Leon
    You don't have to tell me. When it
    comes to tea, I don't mess around.
[07:18] Leon
    I couldn't do that to my master.
[07:20] Mob
    Welcome!
[07:21] Mob
    We're putting on a play!
[07:22] Mob
    How about a haunted house?
[07:24] Mob
    It starts tomorrow!
[07:26] Olivia
    All right. I need to do my part, too.
[07:29] Girl A
    Where should we go next?
[07:30] Girl B
    What should we do?
[07:30] Olivia
    E-Excuse me...
[07:30] Girl C
    Where should we go?
[07:33] Girl A
    What do you want, scholarship student?
[07:35] Olivia
    I-I'm promoting a café.
[07:37] Girl A
    You mean Bartfort's café?
[07:41] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[07:42] Girl A
    We'd never go there.
[07:44] Girl A
    The fact that he likes you has
    gone to your head, hasn't it?
[07:48] Olivia
    Huh?
[07:49] Girl A
    Get rid of that misconception
    right now, commoner.
[07:53] Olivia
    B-But I...
[07:55] Girl B
    Don't. The duke's daughter likes her.
[07:58] Girl B
    Angering the Redgrave family could
    endanger your entire household.
[08:03] Girl A
    Hmph.
[08:08] Carla
    You're running a café?
[08:10] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[08:12] Carla
    Very nice. That sounds fun.
[08:14] Carla
    I'm Carla. Carla Fou Wayne.
[08:23] Mylene
    A school festival, huh?
[08:26] Mylene
    I'm looking forward to
    seeing you, Baron Bartfort.
[08:32] Leon
    All right.
[08:33] Leon
    Today's the first day.
    Show some spirit, boys!
[08:37] Both
    Yeah!
[08:38] Leon
    Ladies, don't forget to take
    breaks and enjoy the festival.
[08:43] Both
    You're so much nicer to them!
[08:45] Olivia
    I-I'm starting to feel nervous.
[08:48] Angelica
    This is my first time working in a café, too.
[08:51] Angelica
    I've been looking forward to—
[08:52] Female Teacher
    Ms. Angelica, the executive committee
    would like to speak with you.
[08:56] Female Teacher
    Please head to the committee
    headquarters immediately.
[09:05] Angelica
    Your Majesty, I cannot accommodate
    such an unreasonable request.
[09:10] Mylene
    I'm sorry, but I'd like you to tolerate
    my selfishness just for today.
[09:16] Mylene
    I went through a lot of
    trouble for you, you know.
[09:18] Angelica
    I'm sorry.
[09:20] Mylene
    And besides, this is my first school festival.
[09:24] Mylene
    It's been a while since I last
    saw you in a maid uniform.
[09:28] Angelica
    I-I appreciate everything
    you did for me back then.
[09:33] Angelica
    Lady Mylene is the queen of the
    Holfort Kingdom and the prince's mother.
[09:39] Angelica
    I am forever indebted to her.
[09:43] Mylene
    I'm relieved to see you're
    looking better, though.
[09:47] Angelica
    Yes, I'm enjoying my time at the academy.
[09:51] Mylene
    Oh? Is that because of Leon?
[09:55] Angelica
    Huh?
[09:58] Angelica
    M-More importantly, do you really
    intend to meet with Leon?
[10:02] Mylene
    Of course I do.
[10:04] Mylene
    It's Julius's own fault he was disinherited,
[10:07] Mylene
    but as his mother, I'd like
    to have a word with Leon.
[10:10] Angelica
    B-But I'm responsible for
    what happened, as well.
[10:14] Mylene
    No, it's what happened during the
    duel that I'm not happy about.
[10:17] Mylene
    As his mother, let me apologize
    for my son's actions.
[10:21] Mylene
    I'm sorry, Angie.
[10:23] Angelica
    You don't need to apologize.
[10:24] Mylene
    But I can't believe Julius was fooled so easily.
[10:29] Mylele
    The academy is even worse than I thought.
[10:33] Mob Girl A
    What? You're charging money for this?
[10:35] Mob Girl B
    This should be free.
[10:36] Mob Boy
    P-Please...
[10:40] Mylene
    What an awful place.
[10:43] Girl
    I'm so excited!
[10:44] Girl
    I can't wait!
[10:45] Girl
    I'm having five cups of tea.
[10:47] Girl
    I'm going to ask for Lord Brad.
[10:48] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, there's a line.
[10:51] Leon
    They're so damn shameless.
[10:56] Stephanie
    I'm here as a customer. Show me to a seat.
[11:02] Mylene
    It's time to cause trouble for Leon.
[11:05] Mylene
    Angie, I expect your help.
[11:06] Angelica
    But I work here.
[11:09] Mylene
    Oh, come on.
[11:11] Mylene
    I'll just complain about the tea
    being lukewarm or something.
[11:14] Mylene
    I'll have him remake it at least three ti—
[11:16] Stephanie
    This tea is lukewarm!
[11:18] Stephanie
    Make me a new cup!
[11:24] Olivia
    Mr. Leon!
[11:26] Leon
    I'm sorry. I'll make you
    a new cup right away.
[11:33] Stephanie
    Actually, never mind. I doubt your
    tea leaves are very good anyway.
[11:38] Stephanie
    I don't have to pay for
    such disgusting tea, do I?
[11:42] Stephanie
    If anything, shouldn't you be paying me?
[11:46] Leon
    I expect you to pay for your tea.
[11:47] Stephanie
    What?
[11:49] Stephanie
    How much money do you think you cheated
    everyone out of by betting on your own duel?
[11:53] Stephanie
    Some girls had to sell their slaves!
[11:55] Mylene
    Wh-What's going on here?
[12:00] Stephanie
    Say something, you scumbag!
[12:06] Mylene
    Angie...
[12:10] Angelica
    What a dreadful attitude.
[12:13] Angelica
    I'd like you to leave.
[12:16] Stephanie
    Well, if it isn't Angelica,
    the girl the prince cast aside.
[12:20] Stephanie
    Why are you dressed like that?
[12:21] Stephanie
    Aren't you embarrassed as
    the daughter of a nobleman?
[12:25] Angelica
    She's Count Offrey's daughter.
[12:28] Angelica
    They're a rival family.
[12:30] Stephanie
    Did you think I'd be scared of you?
[12:33] Stephanie
    Who'd be scared of a waning
    noblewoman like you?
[12:34] Olivia
    Please stop!
[12:36] Angelica
    Livia...
[12:37] Olivia
    How could you be so cruel
    to Mr. Leon and Angie?
[12:40] Olivia
    Please leave!
[12:42] Stephanie
    What? Don't push your luck, commoner.
[12:48] Stephanie
    You think you can stand
    on equal footing with us?
[12:51] Stephanie
    Just because you're
    Angelica's cute little pet?
[12:55] Olivia
    Her pet?
[12:57] Angelica
    That's enough, wench. You'll pay for this.
[13:01] Stephanie
    Are you cozying up to commoners
    now because you've lost friends?
[13:05] Stephanie
    Don't you remember saying
    commoners are just numbers?
[13:12] Olivia
    You did? But...
[13:13] Angelica
    No, I...
[13:15] Stephanie
    Commoners aren't people.
[13:18] Stephanie
    Just because you know a slightly accomplished
    scumbag knight and a duke's daughter—
[13:22] Leon
    Shut your stinking mouth.
[13:25] Stephanie
    What? Don't get ahead of yourself, shithead.
[13:29] Stephanie
    Do you know what it means to make
    an enemy of a count's family?
[13:36] Mylene
    That's enough.
[13:40] Stephanie
    What do you want, you old hag?
[13:41] Mylene
    O-Old?
[13:43] Mylene
    I-I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
[13:47] Mylene
    Pay for your tea and leave this place.
[13:50] Mylene
    Aren't you ashamed of yourselves
    as nobles of the kingdom?
[13:53] Stephanie
    What? Who do you think I am?
[13:56] Stephanie
    I'm the Offrey family's daughter.
[13:58] Stephanie
    Someone throw this hag out of here.
[14:01] Angelica
    That's enough. Who do you think you're...
[14:10] Angelica
    C-Calm down, Leon.
[14:14] Leon
    Now...
[14:16] Leon
    I have a cause!
[14:23] Leon
    Take this, idiot!
[14:26] Daniel
    You're the idiot!
[14:27] Raymond
    Laying a hand on a servant will make
    all the girls at the academy hate you.
[14:34] Leon
    Time for a delightful party.
[14:38] Leon
    Now die!
[14:41] Daniel
    Leon!
[14:42] Raymond
    He's lost his mind!
[14:47] Stephanie
    You can't be serious!
    How dare you strike my servants?!
[14:52] Leon
    Check yourselves, you swine. Do you
    have any idea who this woman is?
[14:57] Leon
    She is the queen of the Holfort Kingdom...
[15:00] Leon
    Her Majesty, Queen Mylene!
[15:09] Leon
    Prepare yourself.
[15:11] Leon
    Your father may be a count, but you won't
    get away with picking a fight with a queen.
[15:16] Mylene
    Leon, wait. I'm traveling incognito.
[15:18] Mylene
    Be a good boy and calm down, okay?
[15:21] Leon
    Your Majesty, allow me,
    Leon Fou Bartfort, to handle this.
[15:25] Leon
    Annihilate or exterminate, I'm your man.
[15:28] Leon
    I'll kill. Them. All.
[15:31] Mylene
    I told you, we can't do that!
[15:36] Mylene
    Please stop!
[15:36] Angelica
    He's out of control.
[15:38] Angelica
    There's only one man who can help us now.
[15:41] Lucas
    Mr. Leon, one who follows the path
    of tea mustn't trouble ladies.
[15:48] Lucas
    It's ungentlemanly.
[15:50] Leon
    I'm sorry, Master, but I...
[15:53] Lucas
    I know it was difficult.
    I know it was painful for you.
[15:57] Lucas
    But beyond such challenges lie true
    gentlemanhood and the path of tea.
[16:03] Leon
    Y-Yes, Master!
[16:05] Lucas
    Allow me to prepare some tea for you.
[16:10] Leon
    The master's tea! Oh, happy tea time!
[16:14] Mylene
    Leon.
[16:16] Mylene
    I am angry.
[16:19] Leon
    P-Please spare my family!
[16:23] Leon
    I don't care what happens to me.
[16:25] Mylene
    What? N-No, no! That's not what I meant!
[16:29] Mylene
    Angie, help!
[16:30] Angelica
    Lady Mylene, he's making fun of you.
[16:33] Mylene
    Huh?
[16:35] Mylene
    You're awful! I misjudged you!
[16:38] Leon
    I am very sorry.
[16:41] Mylene
    Leon, I came here to voice my complaints.
[16:45] Mylene
    Not regarding your punishment,
    but as a personal matter.
[16:50] Leon
    I'm listening.
[16:52] Mylene
    I apologize for Julius's actions,
    but the duel itself was unacceptable.
[16:58] Mylene
    The way you fought was awful.
[17:02] Mylene
    Couldn't you have settled
    the matter peacefully?
[17:07] Leon
    I just noticed something incredible.
SIGN    By Leon Fou Bartfort
    Noblewoman Enjoying Tea
[17:11] Leon
    She's super pretty. She doesn't
    look like someone in their thirties.
[17:17] Mylene
    You have many enemies at the royal palace.
[17:20] Mylene
    Have you given thought to your future?
[17:23] Leon
    Of course.
[17:25] Mylene
    I see. If you're certain,
    then I have nothing more to say.
[17:30] Mylene
    I'd like you to help me with something else.
[17:33] Leon
    What do you mean?
[17:35] Mylene
    Since I came from a neighboring country,
    I never attended the academy.
[17:41] Mylene
    So I'd like to create some memories here.
[17:46] Leon
    In my previous life, I might've
    told this hag to do it herself.
[17:51] Leon
    But I'm different now.
[17:53] Leon
    Very well. Let us create memories
    at the academy together.
[17:57] Leon
    Lady Mylene, will you marry me?
[18:00] Mylene
    Huh? What?!
[18:03] Olivia
    Mr. Leon, what are you saying?!
[18:05] Angelica
    She's the queen!
[18:07] Leon
    I know. I know, but...
[18:10] Leon
    A cute, ladylike woman in her thirties is far
    better than the feral teens of the academy!
[18:16] Leon
    I want to marry a human, so...
[18:20] Leon
    I love you. I adore you.
[18:23] Mylene
    B-But I have a husband and children.
[18:29] Mylene
    Besides, I'm an old woman.
[18:33] Leon
    It doesn't matter. You're beautiful.
[18:36] Leon
    Even if you have a family, I—
[18:39] Leon
    That hurt! Who did that?
[18:44] Leon
    Oh, Your Highness.
[18:46] Julius
    Bartfort, you've got some nerve
    wooing a man's mother like that.
[18:52] Mylene
    Th-This isn't what it looks like, Julius.
[18:55] Julius
    Mother, get away from that man.
[18:59] Julius
    Let go of her.
[19:00] Leon
    What? But I don't wanna.
[19:04] Mylene
    Leon!
[19:07] Julius
    Ignore him. Let's go, Mother.
[19:09] Angelica
    Well, he got what he deserved.
[19:11] Olivia
    I agree.
[19:14] Leon
    Your Majesty, were you able to create
    the memories you wanted at the academy?
[19:22] Julius
    Mother, you mustn't allow Bartfort near you.
[19:26] Julius
    He's a rude, greedy coward.
[19:32] Mylene
    Julius, didn't you say you and
    your friends were running a café?
[19:37] Julius
    Yes, although Marie made some adjustments.
[19:41] Julius
    Isn't it marvelous?
[19:43] Mylene
    Bring her to me.
[19:46] Marie
    Sh-She's super pissed.
[19:49] Marie
    If she finds out I've been making
    her son, the prince, serve girls...
[19:56] Julius
    Mother, you're just like the others.
[19:59] Julius
    If that's the attitude you're taking,
    I can't allow you to see Marie.
[20:03] Mylene
    Didn't you call Leon greedy?
[20:08] Mylene
    Then what are this store's prices?
[20:11] Mylene
    You're charging 100 dia for
    low-quality sweets and tea?
[20:14] Mylene
    And a service fee on top of that?
[20:16] Mylene
    And what are the former heirs to
    distinguished families doing dressed like that?
[20:21] Julius
    I-I...
[20:23] Mylene
    You agreed to stay away from
    Marie after losing the duel.
[20:27] Mylene
    Who's the promise-breaking coward?
[20:31] Julius
    I'm just helping Brad and the others
    who happen to be with Marie.
[20:36] Mylene
    Don't make disgraceful excuses.
[20:38] Mylene
    In any case, bring that girl to me.
[20:46] Leon
    But she was totally my type.
[20:48] Angelica
    You fool. What kind of knight
    makes advances on his own queen?
[20:54] Leon
    Now that I think about it, though,
[20:56] Leon
    there's no way a mob character
    like me could marry a queen.
[21:01] Carla
    Excuse me.
[21:03] Carla
    Are you still open?
[21:04] Leon
    I'm sorry. My spirit's been
    broken, so we're closed.
[21:09] Angelica
    Why, you...
[21:10] Carla
    What? Um, in that case...
[21:14] Carla
    Oh, Ms. Olivia.
[21:16] Carla
    Could you do that thing
    I asked you about before?
[21:18] Olivia
    Y-Yes.
[21:20] Olivia
    This is Ms. Carla. She asked me
    to introduce her to you, Mr. Leon.
[21:26] Carla
    I am Carla Fou Wayne.
[21:29] Carla
    Pleasure to meet you, my lord.
[21:32] Leon
    Carla Wayne?
[21:34] Leon
    So, why'd you ask Livia for an introduction?
[21:44] Carla
    My lord, please save the Wayne family.
[21:48] Carla
    Please save us.
SIGN    Trapped in a Dating Sim
[23:25] Raymond
    I bet I'd get girls if I rode an air bike.
[23:27] Daniel
    Not true.
[23:28] Daniel
    Question! What do you need
    when looking for a wife?
[23:32] Raymond
    Money.
[23:32] Daniel
    Good looks.
[23:33] Raymond
    Status.
[23:33] Daniel
    A distinguished pedigree.
[23:34] Raymond
    The ability to provide.
[23:35] Daniel
    Knowing when to give up.
[23:35] Raymond
    Wisdom.
[23:36] Daniel
    Next time: "We Both Hate Hot Guys."