E4 - A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium

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[00:10] Saku
    What is it, Yukichi?
[00:13] Saku
    I had to work on my day off yesterday.
[00:16] Saku
    Lemme sleep today...
[00:24] Saku
    That idol event is on
    the last Sunday of the month...
[00:32] Saku
    Sunday...
[00:39] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Oh, that's right. This month...
[00:42] (Flashback) Orizuka
    Then, can I ask for a favor?
[00:44] (Flashback) Saku
    O-Of course! What can I do?
[00:47] (Flashback) Orizuka
    I want you to go to the aquarium with me
    on the last Sunday of the month.
[00:53] Saku
    It's today!
[00:56] Saku
    Ouch!
[00:59] Saku
    What time is it now?!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Can
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
SIGN    A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
SIGN    Can
[02:39] Saku
    Ten!
[02:40] Saku
    It's still ten in the morning!
[02:42] Saku
    Thank goodness. I can still make it.
[02:46] Saku
    Thanks!
[02:48] Saku
    Uh, we're meeting up at 14:00.
[02:52] Saku
    So, I'll head out a little after 13:00.
[02:56] Saku
    What's this smell? How nostalgic.
[03:01] Yukichi
    Celebratory sekihan.
[03:03] Saku
    You're wrong!
[03:04] Saku
    This really isn't a date or anything!
[03:09] Saku
    I'll still eat it, though.
[03:11] Saku
    I'm just accompanying him to
    this event because he asked!
[03:17] Saku
    Another serving!
[03:19] Saku
    This is like an extension of work.
[03:21] Saku
    Are you listening?
[03:25] Saku
    But would it be weird if
    I wore a suit to the aquarium?
[03:31] Saku
    It's my day off...
[03:33] Saku
    It's fine to dress casually, right?
SIGN    Worn
SIGN    Shabby
SIGN    Ratty old
    loungewear
[03:46] Saku
    H-How many years has it been
    since I last bought casual clothes?
[03:51] Saku
    I definitely can't wear my loungewear out.
[03:56] Saku
    If only I didn't have to work yesterday!
[04:00] Saku
    No, I would have slept. I'm sure of it.
[04:02] Saku
    Oh! This!
[04:04] Saku
    It's a dress I wore years ago to
    a coworker's wedding reception!
[04:08] Saku
    Won't this work?
[04:09] Saku
    It's not a formal dress. Luck is on my side!
[04:15] Saku
    Meat is also on my side...
[04:19] Saku
    Yukichi!
[04:27] Saku
    Looks like I'll have to go in my suit today.
[04:30] Saku
    I'll just say I had work earlier in the day.
[04:35] Saku
    Huh?
[04:38] Saku
    Hey!
[04:40] Saku
    Yuki...
[04:45] Saku
    It fits!
[04:46] Saku
    How'd you do it?!
[04:49] Saku
    Can you turn a pumpkin into a carriage, too?
[04:53] Saku
    Oh, it's nothing. Nothing at all.
[05:00] Saku
    Thank you so much, Yukichi!
[05:02] Saku
    I'll buy you some Churu on the way home!
[05:06] Saku
    What's that?
[05:08] Saku
    No, thank you!
[05:09] Saku
    Goodness! Stop acting like a mom who's
    excited about her daughter's first date!
[05:14] Saku
    I'm off!
[05:20] Saku
    I'll eat those when I get home.
[05:22] Saku
    Please wrap them up and
    put them in the fridge.
[05:25] Yukichi
    Got it.
SIGN    Pumpkin Carriage
SIGN    Pumpkin Carriage
SIGN    Glitter Glitter
[05:33] Yukichi
    Bippidi-boppidi-boo!
SIGN    Final Journey
SIGN    Ching...
SIGN    Ching...
SIGN    Ching...
SIGN    Enoshima Station
[05:56] Orizuka
    You're right on time, Fukuzawa.
[05:59] Orizuka
    I'm impressed.
[06:01] Orizuka
    Well, let's go.
[06:05] Saku; Internal
    Wh-Who is that?
[06:11] Orizuka
    I'm just messing with you.
[06:13] Orizuka
    This child is my niece, Yume.
[06:16] Orizuka
    My parents usually take care of her,
    but they aren't available today.
[06:21] Orizuka
    So it's my turn to take her.
[06:23] Saku
    So that's why we're at the aquarium.
[06:26] Yume
    UMYU-Sea is coming!
[06:29] Orizuka
    Yume is a huge fan of UMYU-Sea.
[06:34] Orizuka
    I was pretty much forced to bring her here...
[06:39] Orizuka
    But to be honest, I'm not good with children.
[06:43] Orizuka
    Your offer came at the perfect time.
[06:47] Orizuka
    Yume, this nice lady
    will play with you today.
[06:51] Yume
    Yay!
[06:53] Saku; Internal
    I-I feel like he covered her ears
    just now so she wouldn't hear...
[06:59] Saku; Internal
    I see. So, I'm a babysitter today.
[07:02] Saku; Internal
    But I don't know how to deal
    with little kids, either.
[07:06] Saku; Internal
    What should I do?
[07:07] Yume
    Big Sis!
[07:10] Yume
    Your ribbon is so cute!
[07:14] Yukichi
    The sound of her heart being stolen.
[07:16] Saku
    L-Let's have fun today, Yume-chan!
[07:18] Saku
    Come on! Let's go, Chief!
[07:20] Yume
    Chief!
[07:23] Orizuka
    Fukuzawa, you fell so easily...
[07:27] Saku
    Yume-chan, your bag is so cute!
[07:29] Saku
    It's a kitty purse!
[07:31] Yume
    Yeah! I love kitties!
[07:34] Yume
    What about you, Big Sis?
[07:36] Orizuka
    Don't you have one?
[07:37] Saku; Internal
    I dug my own grave!
[07:38] Yume
    How nice!
[07:41] Yume
    What kinda kitty is it? Is it fluffy?
[07:44] Saku
    U-Um, he's big and black...
[07:49] Yume
    Like that one?
[07:50] Saku
    Eh?
[07:53] Saku
    Hm?
[07:55] Saku
    Huh?!
[07:59] Orizuka
    Sorry, I have a call.
[08:01] Saku; Internal
    W-Wasn't that Yukichi just now?
[08:04] Saku; Internal
    Why's he here?!
[08:05] Saku; Internal
    And how'd he get in, anyway?!
[08:08] Saku; Internal
    I need to make sure it's him
    while the chief is on the phone,
[08:11] Saku; Internal
    but I can't leave Yume-chan alone!
[08:14] Saku
    Wait, what?! Yume-chan?!
[08:16] Yume
    Such a fluffy kitty!
[08:19] Saku
    Yume-chan!
[08:21] Saku
    No, Yume-chan!
[08:22] Saku
    You can't follow people you don't know!
[08:24] Yume
    It's not a person!
[08:26] Saku
    You can't follow kitties you don't know!
[08:28] Saku
    Yukichi! Why're you here?!
[08:33] Saku
    Don't click your tongue at me!
[08:35] Saku
    How'd you get here, anyways?!
[08:37] Saku
    Did you take the train?!
[08:44] Yume
    Is this kitty's name Yuki-chan?
[08:49] Yume
    I remember his name now!
[08:51] Yume
    Now I know this kitty!
[08:53] Child 1
    Look at that!
[08:55] Child 2
    Whoa! It's way too big!
[08:57] Child 3
    Let's take a picture!
[08:58] Saku
    Shoot! Yukichi! Run!
[09:01] Child 2
    Sorry, mister!
[09:06] Child 3
    Lemme see!
[09:06] Child 2
    Whoa! So cool!
[09:10] Saku; Internal
    Things are surprisingly okay?
[09:15] Yume
    Fishies!
[09:17] Saku; Internal
    Hey, Yukichi!
[09:18] Saku; Internal
    Should you really be loitering
    around looking at fish?!
[09:21] Saku; Internal
    Hurry up and leave before
    you really cause a scene!
[09:23] Orizuka
    Sorry, Fukuzawa.
[09:25] Saku
    Y-Yes!
[09:26] Saku; Internal
    Crap!
[09:27] Orizuka
    We should head to the stage soon.
[09:30] Saku
    Oh, yes!
[09:31] Yume
    Welcome back!
[09:35] Saku; Internal
    H-Huh? Yukichi?!
[09:37] Saku; Internal
    He's gone! Yukichi?!
SIGN    Underwater Experience Zone
    Feel like you're in the sea!
[09:42] Saku; Internal
    Wh-Where'd you go, Yukichi?!
[09:50] Female Staff
    Please line up here by twos
    for the UMYU-Sea event!
[09:54] Male Staff
    The UMYU-Sea event will begin soon.
[10:00] Yume
    Big Sis, where's the kitty?
[10:03] Saku
    I-I wonder! Who knows?
[10:07] Yume
    I wanna watch the show with the kitty!
[10:12] Orizuka
    We can't bring a cat into the aquarium.
[10:16] Saku; Internal
    I'm so sorry!
[10:18] Orizuka
    Come to think of it, do you know
    anything about this group, Fukuzawa?
[10:22] Saku
    Oh, well! I looked up
    a lot of things on Youtubo!
[10:26] UMYU-Sea
    The idols of the sea!
[10:28] Saku
    Now I can sing some of the songs
    without looking at the lyrics.
[10:33] Saku; Internal
    I can do the dances, too.
[10:34] Orizuka
    You're so serious about everything.
[10:35] Saku
    So mean!
[10:38] Saku
    What do you like best about UMYU-Sea?
[10:42] Yume
    The food, I guess?
[10:45] Orizuka
    They started as characters
    from an educational show.
[10:49] Saku
    Really?
[10:52] Orizuka
    They power up by eating
    the food from the sea
[10:56] Orizuka
    and fight against alien monsters called Gairai
    Beasts that want to take over the earth.
[11:00] Orizuka
    There's a popular children's show
    called Go! Sea Slug Rangers UMYU-Sea!!
SIGN    Sea Slug Rangers
SIGN    Sea Slug Rangers
[11:08] Saku
    You recorded this show again?
SIGN    Loves learning channels
[11:10] Saku; Internal
    That's how Yukichi knows about them!
[11:14] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi suddenly disappeared. Is he okay?
[11:17] Yume
    Not yet? Not yet?
[11:18] Saku; Internal
    But really. Why did he come?
[11:21] Saku; Internal
    He seemed to have thought
    I was going on a date today.
[11:26] Saku; Internal
    Maybe he was worried about me and wanted
    to see what kind of man the chief is?
[11:30] Viewer 1
    Whoa! What's that?! A cat?!
[11:32] Viewer 2
    Crazy! I should snap a photo!
[11:35] Viewer 3
    So big!
[11:37] Narration
    Please refrain from taking any
    photographs during the show.
[11:41] Viewer 2
    Oh, I'm very sorry!
[11:44] Viewer 1
    Maybe it's a Gairai Beast
    that'll appear in the event!
[11:47] Viewer 3
    Oh, you're probably right!
[11:52] Saku; Internal
    What are you doing here?!
[11:55] Saku; Internal
    Go home while the lights are dim!
[11:57] Saku; Internal
    Don't worry about me! I'm fine!
SIGN    Sea Bunny
[12:07] Saku; Internal
    So that's what he's here for!
[12:09] Umiushi 1
    Hello, Enoshima!
[12:11] Yume
    Hello!
[12:11] Viewers
    Hello!
[12:17] Umiushi
    We're different from clione sea angels!
[12:21] Umiushi
    We're...
[12:22] Umiushi
    We're...
[12:24] Umiushi
    Idols of the sea!
[12:28] Saku
    I can't enjoy the show
    because I'm so worried...
[12:31] Sea Bunny
    Next is our customary UMYU-Sea quiz time!
[12:36] Strawberry Milk
    If you get all the questions right,
    you can win limited edition merch!
[12:39] Strawberry Milk
    Try your best!
[12:41] Akane
    Here we go!
[12:43] Sea Bunny
    Raise your hands if you wanna play!
[12:46] Yume
    Me!
[12:49] Guests
    Me! Me!
[12:50] Saku; Internal
    Hey, now! Don't raise your hand!
[12:52] Strawberry Milk
    There!
[12:53] Strawberry Milk
    Our first contestant is
    the handsome papa in a suit!
[12:54] Yume
    Yay! It's Strawberry Milk-chan!
[12:58] Saku
    Huh?!
[13:01] Akane
    Here's your question!
[13:02] Akane
    What are the names
    of the sea slugs shown here?
[13:05] Orizuka
    One, Coleman's Chromodoris. Two, Tyrannodoris
    luteolineata. Three, Halgerda diaphana.
[13:10] Saku; Internal
    Chief?!
[13:11] Saku; Internal
    He doesn't seem like the type
    who'd be good at this stuff,
[13:13] Saku; Internal
    but he was able to answer
    without any hesitation.
[13:16] Saku; Internal
    He really knows his stuff.
[13:18] Sea Bunny
    You got them all right! Congratulations!
[13:22] Strawberry Milk
    Please choose an item!
[13:24] Orizuka
    I'll take this, then.
[13:27] Yume
    Here you go, Yume.
[13:30] Yume
    It's the live concert limited edition
    Strawberry Milk sea slug!
[13:34] Yume
    Thank you so much, Uncle Kaoru!
[13:38] Orizuka
    Is something funny, Fukuzawa-kun?
[13:42] Saku
    Not at all, Uncle Kaoru.
[13:45] Orizuka
    Shut your mouth.
[13:46] Sea Bunny
    Thank you for today! See you again soon!
[13:50] Viewers
    Bye-bye!
[13:50] Yume
    Bye-bye!
[13:54] Yume
    It was so much fun!
[13:55] Orizuka
    You're right.
[13:57] Saku
    You're actually not bad
    with kids at all, are you?
[14:01] Orizuka
    What are you saying?
[14:02] Orizuka
    She invaded my day off.
    To me, she's a Gairai Beast.
[14:08] Saku
    But, look, you even remember
    the things she likes!
[14:14] Saku
    I think that's more than enough!
[14:17] Orizuka
    Are you sure that's enough?
[14:21] Saku
    Just look at how happy Yume-chan is!
[14:26] Saku
    Lost again, Yume-chan?!
[14:28] Orizuka
    Yume!
[14:30] Saku
    Yume-chan!
[14:32] Orizuka
    Yume!
[14:33] Saku
    Where are you, Yume-chan?!
[14:35] Yume
    I'm right here!
[14:38] Orizuka
    Yume!
[14:38] Saku
    There you are! Thank goodness!
[14:41] Orizuka
    Sorry, Fukuzawa. I didn't
    realize I let go of her hand.
[14:45] Saku
    No, I'm just glad she didn't get lost.
[14:48] Saku
    Yume-chan, let's hold hands now.
[14:52] Saku
    Why do you have that basket with you?
[14:54] Saku
    I've seen that basket before...
[14:56] Yume
    Yuki-chan gave it to me!
[14:58] Orizuka
    Yuki-chan?
[15:02] Saku
    Um, uh, a friend of mine!
[15:05] Saku
    We happened to see him
    when you took your call.
[15:09] Saku
    I'm so sorry!
[15:11] Orizuka
    I see.
[15:13] Orizuka
    Why are you apologizing?
[15:14] Yume
    Yuki-chan said we should eat these together.
[15:18] Orizuka
    Amazing. It looks just
    like the lunches you bring.
[15:24] Yume
    Hey, Big Sis!
[15:27] Yume
    Will you play with me again?
[15:29] Saku
    Of course! I had a great time today!
[15:33] Yume
    Then bring Yuki-chan with you next time!
[15:35] Yume
    I wanna fluffy hug again!
[15:37] Saku
    Huh?!
[15:38] Orizuka
    Fluffy?
[15:41] Saku
    I-I'll ask!
[16:17] Saku
    Yuki-chan...
[16:19] Saku
    Yuki-chan, are you home?
[16:22] Saku
    The sandwiches were delicious.
[16:24] Saku
    I can't believe you took the train
    and came all the way to the aquarium...
[16:28] Saku
    What will you do if you make it
    on Toritter or something?
[16:32] Saku
    What?!
[16:34] Saku
    Yukichi!
[16:35] Saku
    What's wrong, Yukichi?!
[16:36] Saku
    No! Don't die!
[16:52] Saku
    Of course you're tired.
    You overexerted yourself...
[16:57] Saku
    Well, as long as you're safe.
[17:01] Saku
    I haven't seen Yukichi's
    sleeping face in a while.
[17:11] Saku
    Get some good rest tonight.
SIGN    The Next Morning
[17:33] Saku
    Please forgive me!
[17:37] [SONG] Text
    She begged for her life
     using the UMYU-Sea merch
     she got for him.
[17:38] [SONG] Text
    A Sea Bunny-chan
     key holder
[17:42] UMYU-Sea
    We're different from clione sea angels!
[17:46] UMYU-Sea
    We're...
[17:48] UMYU-Sea
    We're...
[17:49] UMYU-Sea
    Idols of the sea!
[18:02] UMYU-Sea
    All of the sea and the sky!
[18:06] Saku; Internal
    UMYU-Sea is on TV again...
[18:06] UMYU-Sea
    We'll protect all of the earth!
[18:13] UMYU-Sea
    The sweets we eat after defeating all of
    the Gairai Beasts are the most delicious!
[18:26] UMYU-Sea
    —rangers UMYU-Sea!
[18:30] Saku
    No! No! No! No!
[18:32] Saku
    I'm not deleting it! I'm not!
[18:36] Narration
    Lucky cat.
SIGN    Nishina
[18:45] Manager
    I wish that cat would
    really come and work here.
[18:45] Narration
    Manager's vision.
[18:51] Rio; Internal
    How the heck can you say that if you're
    managing a store that sells food?
[18:55] Manager
    Our sales always go up when
    that cat visits the store.
SIGN    Manager
[18:59] Manager
    I feel like he's a real life lucky cat.
[19:02] Manager
    I wish he'd come every day! Seriously!
[19:05] Rio
    Why don't you post a "hiring cats"
    flyer outside the store?
[19:10] Manager
    That's a great idea!
[19:11] Rio
    I was kidding.
SIGN    Hiring Full
     and Part-Time!!
SIGN    Want to have a great time
     working with us?
SIGN    No experience needed!! Cats OK!!!
[19:13] Customer 2
    C-Cats? What in the world...
[19:14] Customer 1
    Why does it say "cats OK"?!
[19:17] Customer 1
    That's so funny!
[19:17] Narration
    It trended on Toritter
    for being such a strange flyer.
[19:21] Narration
    It's fine.
[19:24] Oshiro
    Fukuzawa, don't you have a cat?
[19:26] Saku
    Y-Yeah...
[19:28] Oshiro
    My friend's cat got fat from a lack
    of exercise. Is your cat okay?
[19:34] Oshiro
    Do you have a plan for getting it exercise?
[19:36] Saku
    Huh? Plans?
[19:38] Yuri
    Like giving it lots of toys to play with.
[19:41] Saku
    Oh...
[19:50] Yuri
    Or maybe getting a cat tower?
[19:53] Saku
    Uh...
[20:03] Saku
    I don't do anything like that for my cat,
[20:06] Saku
    but it's fine since he's free
    to go in and out as he pleases.
[20:09] Yuri
    That's not fine at all!
[20:11] Yuri
    You don't lock your doors?!
[20:13] Narration
    Can't resist.
[20:22] Saku
    My shoulders have been killing me lately...
[20:24] Saku
    Yukichi, do we have any pain relief patches?
[20:30] Saku
    That feels so good!
[20:31] Saku
    I can feel it stretching out
    and your toe beans are so warm!
[20:38] Saku
    Yeah! Put more of your weight on me!
[20:41] Saku
    There! There! There! There!
[20:42] Saku
    Yukichi, you could become
    a professional masseuse!
[20:46] Saku
    Your claws! Put your claws away!
[20:47] Saku
    I'm being stabbed!
[20:49] Saku
    Resist that instinct!
[20:52] Narration
    Those gloves.
[20:56] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi...
[20:58] Saku
    It's been bothering me a bit.
[21:00] Saku
    The gloves you use when dealing with
    water aren't made for humans, right?
[21:06] Saku
    No one sells anything like them, right?
[21:09] Saku
    Wait, does that mean...
SIGN    Super Water Repellent
SIGN    Spread...
[21:11] Saku
    Whoa! You have materials to make them!
SIGN    Stretchy Water Repellent Base
[21:13] Saku
    I've heard of foxes buying mittens,
    but never a cat making gloves!
[21:18] Saku
    Huh?! Is this a pattern?!
[21:19] Saku
    You even made a pattern for it?!
[21:23] Saku
    You should open up a store!
[21:25] Saku
    A specialty shop for large cats!
SIGN    A job Yukichi ought to do
[21:31] Saku
    Okay, everyone. Let's go!
SIGN    Childcare Worker
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:07] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
    There are tricks to make food
    taste delicious even when it's cold.
[23:18] Yukichi
    Pick lean meats, so the fat doesn't harden.
[23:22] Yukichi
    Food tastes blander when it's cold,
    so add more seasoning than you typically would.
[23:27] Yukichi
    These are a few ways to
    make cold food more delicious.
[23:30] Yukichi
    Next episode: "A Masterful Cat
    Also Goes to Birthday Parties."
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[23:35] Yukichi
    I am fully prepared.