E1 - The Masterful Cat Is Depressed Again Today

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[01:12] Saku
    Ouch!
[01:32] Woman
    Be safe!
[01:33] Kids
    Good morning!
[01:38] Station Announcer
    The rapid train will be arriving
    shortly at platform one.
[01:45] Station Announcer
    Please stand behind the yellow line.
[01:50] Commuter
    Excuse me!
[01:52] Station Announcer
    Thank you for riding with us.
    Please wait for the next train.
[02:05] Station Announcer
    Thank you very much
    for using our station today.
[02:35] Orizuka
    There are two meetings today.
[02:36] Orizuka
    The materials have all been prepared.
[02:38] Orizuka
    There are also four issues that need to be
    addressed before I leave for my business trip.
[02:52] Commuter
    Excuse me! This is my stop!
SIGN    The Masterful Cat
    Is Depressed Again Today
SIGN    Cages
SIGN    Healing
SIGN    Clothes
SIGN    Cosplay
SIGN    Illustrations
SIGN    Screensavers
SIGN    Backgrounds
SIGN    Dogs
[04:17] Yuri
    Saku-senpai!
[04:19] Yuri
    You're not going to eat any lunch?
[04:22] Saku
    Y-Y-Yuri-chan! You scared me!
[04:27] Yuri
    You're hiding something.
[04:28] Saku
    Huh?!
[04:29] Yuri
    Senpai, you shouldn't access
    matchmaking sites on a work computer.
[04:34] Saku
    I'm not!
SIGN    Healing
     Clothes
     Cosplay
     Illustrations
     Screensavers
     Backgrounds
     Dog
     Kotatsu
     Anthropomorphism
[04:37] Yuri
    The world's largest cat?
[04:41] Yuri
    Why're you looking up something like that?
[04:44] Yuri
    Whoa! So big!
[04:46] Saku
    These are Maine Coon cats.
[04:48] Saku
    Actually, I've been taking care of a cat myself.
[04:50] Saku
    I was just wondering how
    big they normally get.
[04:56] Yuri
    Senpai, that's pretty careless of you.
[04:58] Saku
    Huh? Wh-What do you mean?!
[05:01] Yuri
    They say if you get
    a pet while living alone,
[05:03] Yuri
    you ruin your chances at marriage!
[05:05] Saku
    Huh? Why do you keep bringing
    marriage into the conversation?!
[05:08] Employee 1
    Shibasaki-san.
[05:10] Employee 1
    They moved up the afternoon
    meeting by thirty minutes.
[05:14] Yuri
    Huh?!
[05:15] Employee 1
    Sorry!
[05:17] Saku
    I should eat my lunch.
[05:20] Yuri
    Oh, Senpai! Your cat!
[05:22] Saku
    Yes?!
[05:24] Yuri
    Let me know if taking care
    of your cat is too much for you.
[05:27] Yuri
    I bet my parents will
    take it in if I ask them.
[05:30] Saku
    Oh. Thanks a lot.
[05:37] Saku
    Now, time for lunch...
[05:57] Saku; Internal
    If taking care of my cat
    is too much for me, huh?
[06:05] Saku; Internal
    I guess it could be...
[06:11] Saku
    I'm home!
[06:13] Saku
    Yukichi? Hey, Yukichi!
[06:25] Saku; Internal
    Well, maybe if my cat was a normal cat.
[06:34] Saku
    Jeez!
[06:36] Saku
    You're cleaning in the dark again!
[06:38] Saku
    I keep telling you to do it
    with the lights on!
[06:42] Saku
    Are you mad about something?
[06:46] Saku
    I'm home too late?
[06:48] Saku
    Isn't this the normal time I get home?
SIGN    Premium Friday
[06:52] Saku
    Premium Friday?
[06:53] Saku
    That's an impossible fantasy, Yukichi.
[06:59] Saku
    Why were you interested in—
SIGN    Completely Cold Feast
[07:06] Saku
    Sorry!
[07:07] Saku
    I'm so sorry, Yukichi!
[07:08] Narration
    I was waiting for you all evening.
[07:08] Saku
    I'll eat it now!
[07:15] Saku
    Now, this is happiness!
[07:18] Saku
    I feel so sleepy now.
[07:21] Saku
    Sleepy...
[07:49] Saku
    It's hot!
[07:50] Saku
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[07:53] Saku
    You cruel cat!
[08:16] Saku
    I feel completely, totally revived!
[08:18] Saku
    Oh! Lunch was delicious as usual, Yukichi!
[08:22] Saku
    Thanks for making lunch every day!
[08:25] Saku
    Now that I've washed up,
    I totally want a beer!
[08:32] Saku
    Are these fried chicken and cheese strips?!
[08:35] Saku
    Yukichi, can I eat these?!
[08:39] Saku
    I can't?
[08:41] Saku
    They're for tomorrow's lunch?
[08:44] Saku
    I see. I guess it can't be helped.
[08:47] Saku
    They look so good, but I'll
     have to wait until tomorrow.
[08:51] Saku
    I see. They're for lunch...
[08:56] Saku
    Huh? You'll make me something else?
[08:58] Saku
    I'll go dry my hair really quick!
[09:02] Saku
    Wow! The delicious smell of cheese!
[09:07] Saku
    They look so freaking good!
[09:08] Saku
    Thanks, Yukichi!
[09:10] Saku
    Thank you for the meal!
[09:15] Saku
    There's edamame in them, too.
[09:17] Saku
    What a forbidden flavor!
[09:22] Saku
    You've completely won me over
    via my stomach already,
[09:29] (Flashback) Yuri
    People say that if you get
    a pet while living alone,
[09:31] (Flashback) Yuri
    you ruin your chances at marriage!
[09:33] Saku
    Huh?
[09:38] Saku; Internal
    Who the heck cares?!
[09:43] Saku
    Yukichi! Another beer!
[09:52] Saku
    I still wanna drink!
[10:33] Narration
    Perfect.
[10:40] TV 1
    Zero Seven Five Five!
[10:41] TV 2
    What's today's good morning song?
[10:51] Saku
    Oh, the aroma of fried chicken...
[10:54] Saku
    Can't breathe!
[11:00] Saku
    I don't wanna go to work!
[11:02] Saku
    I don't wanna work!
[11:04] Saku
    I have a meeting with the general
    manager first thing in the morning,
[11:07] Saku
    but I don't have all the documents ready!
[11:09] Saku
    I mean, why do we have to have so
    many meetings every day anyways?
[11:13] Saku
    I'll definitely have to work overtime again.
[11:15] Saku
    Can't we just give all these progress
    reports through our smartphones?!
[11:19] Saku
    What's the point of making
    printouts at every single step?
[11:23] Saku
    And the trains are always packed!
[11:25] Saku
    It hurts!
[11:27] Saku
    The trains are full of drunks, too!
[11:29] Saku
    I really wanna quit!
[11:33] Saku
    Yukichi!
[11:34] Saku
    You're my only ally...
[11:38] Saku
    Huh?
[11:40] Narration
    Lock up properly.
[12:01] Girl
    Mommy, look!
[12:04] Mother
    Oh, how rare!
[12:05] Mother
    A bear rug!
[12:06] Girl
    Bear!
[12:08] TV Announcer
    Thanks for watching It's Afternoon*!
[12:11] TV Announcer
    We'll start with the ever-popular*
    Empress of Recipes!
[12:14] Empress
    Today, I'd like to show you a recipe I recommend
    for dealing with exhaustion and stress!
[12:18] Empress
    It's a stamina curry sauté of sliced
    beef and summer vegetables!
[12:21] Empress
    Everyone, please be ready to jot it down!
[12:23] Empress
    Now, let me show you the ingredients
    and how to make it!
[12:27] Empress
    First, peel the tomatoes by parboiling them.
    Then cut them into wedges.
[12:30] Empress
    Cut the bell pepper vertically into strips.
[12:34] Empress
    Then, heat olive oil in a frying pan over low heat and add the garlic.
[12:38] Empress
    Spice lovers can also add takanotsume peppers.
[12:42] Empress
    Once the garlic becomes aromatic,
    add the beef and bell peppers.
[12:45] Empress
    Season with salt and pepper.
[12:47] Empress
    After the meat browns,
    add one teaspoon of wine vinegar.
[12:51] Empress
    Boil out the alcohol and add
    the tomatoes to sauté them quickly.
[12:54] Empress
    Add one tablespoon of curry powder,
[12:56] Empress
    and finish it off with
    a sprinkle of minced parsley.
[12:59] Empress
    Please give this recipe a try!
[13:02] Narration
    Memorized!
[13:15] Narration
    I dislike water.
[13:27] Narration
    Perfect. Part II.
[13:32] Phone
    No one is available to answer your call.
[13:34] Phone
    Please leave a message after the beep.
[13:38] Saku
    Ah, hello? Can you hear me, Yukichi?
[13:42] Saku
    We hit some trouble at work.
[13:44] Saku
    I don't need dinner since
    I probably have to stay the night.
[13:46] Saku
    Sorry!
SIGN    Meanwhile,
     at the company...
[13:55] Employee 1
    Hey! Someone!
[13:56] Employee 1
    Please go to the document room and find me
    the previous documents for Company A!
[13:59] Employee 2
    Convert it to digital data
    and send it to the chief!
[14:02] Employee 3
    We're out of paper at a time like this?!
    Where's the paper again?!
[14:05] Employee 4
    Will we finish all of this
    by tomorrow morning?!
[14:11] Saku; Internal
    A call?
[14:12] Saku; Internal
    From home?!
[14:13] Saku; Internal
    Yukichi? Did he call me back?
[14:17] Saku
    H-Hello?
[14:21] Saku; Internal
    He clicked his tongue at me?
[14:25] Employee 1
    Hey, Fukuzawa is starting
    to move at an inhuman speed!
[14:28] Employee 2
    She's evolving!
[14:29] Employee 3
    Fukuzawa is evolving!
[14:31] Narration
    She managed to get back
    on the third to last train.
[14:35] Saku
    Yukichi. You smell like the sun...
[14:42] Narration
    The neko chigura, also known as the neko tsugura,
    is a traditional hand-crafted cat bed.
[14:49] Yuri
    My family's previous cat
    used to use it. Please take it.
[14:55] Saku
    Yuri-chan gave this to me, but...
[15:05] Saku; Internal
    A-A helmet?!
[15:08] Saku
    I-It was unavoidable. Yuri-chan has
     never seen you, Yukichi.
[15:14] Saku
    Hey, Yukichi?
[15:21] Saku
    That's impossible!
[15:30] Saku
    Looks like he likes it.
SIGN    The Next Day
[15:33] Saku
    Yay! You made me lunch today, too?
[15:36] Saku
    Thanks!
[15:37] Saku
    Hm? What's this paper bag for?
[15:41] Saku
    Huh? No way.
[15:43] Saku
    Is this to thank Yuri-chan for the chigura?
[15:45] Saku
    Wow. Madeleines!
[15:47] Saku
    Oh, you're too much!
[15:49] Saku
    You're such a thoughtful cat, Yukichi!
[15:52] Saku
    They smell so good!
    I'm sure they're delicious!
[15:56] Saku
    Huh? What about my share?
SIGN    Meow
[15:58] Saku
    So stingy!
[15:59] Yuri
    Huh?
[16:00] Yuri
    You're giving these to me?
[16:03] Yuri
    I feel bad getting something in exchange.
[16:05] Saku
    Y-Yeah...
[16:06] Yuri
    Oh, are these handmade?
[16:09] Saku
    Th-That's right.
[16:11] Yuri
    That's amazing!
[16:12] Saku
    Oh, do you like homemade desserts?
[16:14] Yuri
    I'm so happy!
[16:16] Female Employee 1
    Wow! Fukuzawa-san can even bake sweets?
[16:20] Glasses Manager
    Such strong home-making skills!
[16:21] Saku
    Th-That's not true!
[16:23] Yuri
    They're delicious!
[16:25] Glasses Manager
    Fukuzawa, you always bring your lunch, too.
[16:27] Male Employee 1
    You'll make a great wife.
[16:28] Saku
    Uh, no! That's...
[16:28] Female Employee 1
    Goodness, sir! You should
    make your own lunches yourself!
SIGN    Make your own lunches yourself~ (LOL)
[16:35] Saku; Internal
    I-It's hard to tell them I didn't do it...
[16:35] Glasses Manager
    That's true.
[16:36] Female Employee 1
    That's the least you can do!
[16:38] Male Employee 1
    Maybe I should try making
    my own lunches, too.
[16:40] Saku
    No! I-I-I really can't cook at all!
[16:42] Yuri
    What are you talking about?
    You're plenty good at it!
[16:43] Female Employee 1
    If you consider yourself a bad cook,
    the rest of us are completely worthless.
[16:47] Saku
    No, no, no, no...
[16:47] Yuri
    So true! So true!
[16:49] Saku
    I mean, it was my cat that...
[16:52] Saku; Internal
    "It was my cat that baked that!"
[16:54] Yuri
    Huh? What are you saying?
[16:57] Female Employee 1
    Huh? Is Fukuzawa-san an oddball type?
[17:02] Saku
    I-I baked them!
[17:04] Yuri
    Huh? Did you spike them with something?
[17:07] Saku
    I looked up the recipe online...
[17:08] Yuri
    Huh?!
[17:10] Saku; Internal
    I've become such a blatant liar!
[17:12] Saku; Internal
    I'm sorry, Yukichi!
[17:15] Saku; Internal
    I mean, something like that's
    normally impossible.
[17:18] Saku; Internal
    A cat shouldn't be able to do
    all the housework for me.
[17:21] Saku; Internal
    Why didn't I think of that until now?
[17:24] Saku
    Okay!
[17:25] Saku; Internal
    I'll just keep quiet about Yukichi.
[17:29] Orizuka
    Is your cat doing well?
[17:32] Orizuka
    These are the documents
    you asked for earlier.
[17:36] Orizuka
    Also, about the estimate
    requested by Company C...
[17:47] Saku
    Ch-Chief, what did you just...
[17:50] Orizuka
    I'm talking about the estimate
    requested by Company C.
[17:54] Orizuka
    It's still before the deadline,
    but the other party...
[17:55] Saku
    B-B-Before that!
[17:58] Orizuka
    Your cat?
[17:59] Saku
    Yes!
[18:00] Saku
    It's true that I have a cat...
[18:03] Orizuka
    Well, you mentioned your
    cat earlier, so I thought...
[18:07] Orizuka
    Thanks.
[18:08] Saku
    Huh? How did you know about my cat, Chief?
[18:13] Orizuka
    I met him before.
[18:17] Orizuka
    Sorry, I have a call.
[18:20] Orizuka
    Hello. This is Orizuka.
[18:22] Saku; Internal
    He met him before?!
[18:34] Saku; Internal
    He left for another business trip
    before I could talk to him about it.
SIGN    He left immediately after having
    a meeting outside of the company.
[18:39] Orizuka
    See you.
[18:40] Saku; Internal
    The soonest he'll be back is next week.
[18:44] Saku; Internal
    I'm so worried! It's going to keep me up!
[18:48] Saku; Internal
    I won't get any rest over
    the weekend like this...
[18:56] Saku
    I'm home, Yukichi.
SIGN    Worry Worry
[19:02] [SONG] Text
    Pop
[19:03] Saku
    Oh my gosh, it smells so good!
[19:09] Saku
    What's for dinner tonight?!
    I want to drink some beer!
[19:13] Saku; Internal
    I slept super well.
[19:16] Saku
    These are blue light glasses.
[19:43] Mei
    Oh?
[19:45] Mei
    Oh, my. Yukichi-chan.
[19:47] Mei
    Have you grown a little bigger?
[19:50] Mei
    You're working so hard
    so early in the morning.
[19:54] Mei
    Always so polite.
[19:58] Mei
    Thank you for helping me carry mine, too.
[20:11] Mei
    The trash doesn't get scavenged
    with you around, Yukichi-chan.
[20:23] Mei
    How many years has it been since Saku-chan
    brought you home, Yukichi-chan?
[20:30] Mei
    When she brought such a weak kitten
    home during such a big snowstorm,
[20:34] Mei
    I was worried you wouldn't make it.
[20:41] (Flashback) Mei
    Oh, my...
[20:47] (Flashback) Mei
    Are you all right?
[20:49] (Flashback) Saku
    I picked him up from nearby!
[21:04] Mei
    I never thought you'd grow so big.
[21:09] Mei
    So impressive! So impressive!
[21:12] Mei
    Oh, that's right. Take this with you.
[21:16] Mei
    I got too much as a gift again.
[21:17] Narration
    I love dried seaweed!
[21:28] Saku
    Good morning...
[21:33] Saku
    Something smells super good.
[21:39] Saku
    Seaweed chicken meatballs!
[21:40] Saku
    Yay! I wanna eat them!
SIGN    Seaweed
     Chicken Meatball
     Rice Bowl
[21:44] Saku
    Thanks for the meal!
[21:47] [SONG] Text
    Finished
[21:47] [SONG] Text
    Finished
[21:48] Saku
    So good!
[21:50] Saku
    Your seaweed chicken meatballs
    are the best, Yukichi!
[21:54] Saku
    Another serving!
[21:58] Saku
    Why? You're being stingy!
[21:59] Saku
    I know you made a ton of them!
[22:08] Saku
    Should I drink some beer?
[22:09] Saku
    I mean, it's the weekend!
SIGN    Body Composition Scale
[22:13] Saku
    I'm done eating...
[22:15] Saku
    No! Don't come any closer!
[22:17] Saku
    Put that dangerous weapon down!
[22:21] Saku
    No! You cruel cat!
[22:26] Saku
    No! Lemme go!
SIGN    Step 0
SIGN    Step 1
SIGN    Measure weight with owner.
[22:27] Saku
    Let me go!
[22:31] Saku
    Scary! Scary! Scary!
[22:32] Saku
    Scales are so scary!
SIGN    Step 1
SIGN    Step 2
SIGN    Put owner down and measure again.
SIGN    Step 1
SIGN    minus
SIGN    Step 2
SIGN    Owner's weight.
[22:47] Saku
    Huh?!
[22:48] Saku
    Did it go up?!
[22:49] Saku
    No!
[22:50] Saku
    Our health screening is coming up!
[22:54] Narration
    Starting with that night's dinner,
    Yukichi prepared a new diet menu.
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:08] Yukichi
    I am a masterful cat.
[23:10] Yukichi
    A masterful cat knows.
[23:13] Yukichi
    The calcium necessary for health
    and growth is hard to absorb.
[23:18] Yukichi
    So adding foods with vitamin D
    helps with absorption.
[23:23] Yukichi
    I recommend sockeye salmon
    and maitake mushrooms.
[23:27] Yukichi
    Next episode: "The Masterful Cat
    Has Grown Big."
SIGN    Can
SIGN    The Masterful Cat Has Grown Big
[23:31] Yukichi
    I also recommend this.