# E4 - A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
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**[00:10] Saku**
What is it, Yukichi?
**[00:13] Saku**
I had to work on my day off yesterday.
**[00:16] Saku**
Lemme sleep today...
**[00:24] Saku**
That idol event is on
the last Sunday of the month...
**[00:32] Saku**
Sunday...
**[00:39] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Oh, that's right. This month...
**[00:42] (Flashback) Orizuka**
Then, can I ask for a favor?
**[00:44] (Flashback) Saku**
O-Of course! What can I do?
**[00:47] (Flashback) Orizuka**
I want you to go to the aquarium with me
on the last Sunday of the month.
**[00:53] Saku**
It's today!
**[00:56] Saku**
Ouch!
**[00:59] Saku**
What time is it now?!
***SIGN*** The Masterful Cat
Is Depressed Again Today
***SIGN*** Can
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
***SIGN*** A Masterful Cat Goes to the Aquarium
***SIGN*** Can
**[02:39] Saku**
Ten!
**[02:40] Saku**
It's still ten in the morning!
**[02:42] Saku**
Thank goodness. I can still make it.
**[02:46] Saku**
Thanks!
**[02:48] Saku**
Uh, we're meeting up at 14:00.
**[02:52] Saku**
So, I'll head out a little after 13:00.
**[02:56] Saku**
What's this smell? How nostalgic.
**[03:01] Yukichi**
*Celebratory sekihan.*
**[03:03] Saku**
You're wrong!
**[03:04] Saku**
This really isn't a date or anything!
**[03:09] Saku**
I'll still eat it, though.
**[03:11] Saku**
I'm just accompanying him to
this event because he asked!
**[03:17] Saku**
Another serving!
**[03:19] Saku**
This is like an extension of work.
**[03:21] Saku**
Are you listening?
**[03:25] Saku**
But would it be weird if
I wore a suit to the aquarium?
**[03:31] Saku**
It's my day off...
**[03:33] Saku**
It's fine to dress casually, right?
***SIGN*** Worn
***SIGN*** Shabby
***SIGN*** Ratty old
loungewear
**[03:46] Saku**
H-How many years has it been
since I last bought casual clothes?
**[03:51] Saku**
I definitely can't wear my loungewear out.
**[03:56] Saku**
If only I didn't have to work yesterday!
**[04:00] Saku**
No, I would have slept. I'm sure of it.
**[04:02] Saku**
Oh! This!
**[04:04] Saku**
It's a dress I wore years ago to
a coworker's wedding reception!
**[04:08] Saku**
Won't this work?
**[04:09] Saku**
It's not a formal dress. Luck is on my side!
**[04:15] Saku**
Meat is also on my side...
**[04:19] Saku**
Yukichi!
**[04:27] Saku**
Looks like I'll have to go in my suit today.
**[04:30] Saku**
I'll just say I had work earlier in the day.
**[04:35] Saku**
Huh?
**[04:38] Saku**
Hey!
**[04:40] Saku**
Yuki...
**[04:45] Saku**
It fits!
**[04:46] Saku**
How'd you do it?!
**[04:49] Saku**
Can you turn a pumpkin into a carriage, too?
**[04:53] Saku**
Oh, it's nothing. Nothing at all.
**[05:00] Saku**
Thank you so much, Yukichi!
**[05:02] Saku**
I'll buy you some Churu on the way home!
**[05:06] Saku**
What's that?
**[05:08] Saku**
No, thank you!
**[05:09] Saku**
Goodness! Stop acting like a mom who's
excited about her daughter's first date!
**[05:14] Saku**
I'm off!
**[05:20] Saku**
I'll eat those when I get home.
**[05:22] Saku**
Please wrap them up and
put them in the fridge.
**[05:25] Yukichi**
*Got it.*
***SIGN*** Pumpkin Carriage
***SIGN*** Pumpkin Carriage
***SIGN*** Glitter Glitter
**[05:33] Yukichi**
*Bippidi-boppidi-boo!*
***SIGN*** Final Journey
***SIGN*** Ching...
***SIGN*** Ching...
***SIGN*** Ching...
***SIGN*** Enoshima Station
**[05:56] Orizuka**
You're right on time, Fukuzawa.
**[05:59] Orizuka**
I'm impressed.
**[06:01] Orizuka**
Well, let's go.
**[06:05] Saku; Internal**
*Wh-Who is that?*
**[06:11] Orizuka**
I'm just messing with you.
**[06:13] Orizuka**
This child is my niece, Yume.
**[06:16] Orizuka**
My parents usually take care of her,
but they aren't available today.
**[06:21] Orizuka**
So it's my turn to take her.
**[06:23] Saku**
So that's why we're at the aquarium.
**[06:26] Yume**
UMYU-Sea is coming!
**[06:29] Orizuka**
Yume is a huge fan of UMYU-Sea.
**[06:34] Orizuka**
I was pretty much forced to bring her here...
**[06:39] Orizuka**
But to be honest, I'm not good with children.
**[06:43] Orizuka**
Your offer came at the perfect time.
**[06:47] Orizuka**
Yume, this nice lady
will play with you today.
**[06:51] Yume**
Yay!
**[06:53] Saku; Internal**
* I-I feel like he covered her ears*
* just now so she wouldn't hear...*
**[06:59] Saku; Internal**
*I see. So, I'm a babysitter today.*
**[07:02] Saku; Internal**
* But I don't know how to deal*
* with little kids, either.*
**[07:06] Saku; Internal**
*What should I do?*
**[07:07] Yume**
Big Sis!
**[07:10] Yume**
Your ribbon is so cute!
**[07:14] Yukichi**
*The sound of her heart being stolen.*
**[07:16] Saku**
L-Let's have fun today, Yume-chan!
**[07:18] Saku**
Come on! Let's go, Chief!
**[07:20] Yume**
Chief!
**[07:23] Orizuka**
Fukuzawa, you fell so easily...
**[07:27] Saku**
Yume-chan, your bag is so cute!
**[07:29] Saku**
It's a kitty purse!
**[07:31] Yume**
Yeah! I love kitties!
**[07:34] Yume**
What about you, Big Sis?
**[07:36] Orizuka**
Don't you have one?
**[07:37] Saku; Internal**
*I dug my own grave!*
**[07:38] Yume**
How nice!
**[07:41] Yume**
What kinda kitty is it? Is it fluffy?
**[07:44] Saku**
U-Um, he's big and black...
**[07:49] Yume**
Like that one?
**[07:50] Saku**
Eh?
**[07:53] Saku**
Hm?
**[07:55] Saku**
Huh?!
**[07:59] Orizuka**
Sorry, I have a call.
**[08:01] Saku; Internal**
*W-Wasn't that Yukichi just now?*
**[08:04] Saku; Internal**
*Why's he here?!*
**[08:05] Saku; Internal**
*And how'd he get in, anyway?!*
**[08:08] Saku; Internal**
* I need to make sure it's him*
* while the chief is on the phone,*
**[08:11] Saku; Internal**
*but I can't leave Yume-chan alone!*
**[08:14] Saku**
Wait, what?! Yume-chan?!
**[08:16] Yume**
Such a fluffy kitty!
**[08:19] Saku**
Yume-chan!
**[08:21] Saku**
No, Yume-chan!
**[08:22] Saku**
You can't follow people you don't know!
**[08:24] Yume**
It's not a person!
**[08:26] Saku**
You can't follow kitties you don't know!
**[08:28] Saku**
Yukichi! Why're you here?!
**[08:33] Saku**
Don't click your tongue at me!
**[08:35] Saku**
How'd you get here, anyways?!
**[08:37] Saku**
Did you take the train?!
**[08:44] Yume**
Is this kitty's name Yuki-chan?
**[08:49] Yume**
I remember his name now!
**[08:51] Yume**
Now I know this kitty!
**[08:53] Child 1**
Look at that!
**[08:55] Child 2**
Whoa! It's way too big!
**[08:57] Child 3**
Let's take a picture!
**[08:58] Saku**
Shoot! Yukichi! Run!
**[09:01] Child 2**
Sorry, mister!
**[09:06] Child 3**
Lemme see!
**[09:06] Child 2**
Whoa! So cool!
**[09:10] Saku; Internal**
*Things are surprisingly okay?*
**[09:15] Yume**
Fishies!
**[09:17] Saku; Internal**
*Hey, Yukichi!*
**[09:18] Saku; Internal**
* Should you really be loitering*
* around looking at fish?!*
**[09:21] Saku; Internal**
* Hurry up and leave before*
* you really cause a scene!*
**[09:23] Orizuka**
Sorry, Fukuzawa.
**[09:25] Saku**
Y-Yes!
**[09:26] Saku; Internal**
*Crap!*
**[09:27] Orizuka**
We should head to the stage soon.
**[09:30] Saku**
Oh, yes!
**[09:31] Yume**
Welcome back!
**[09:35] Saku; Internal**
*H-Huh? Yukichi?!*
**[09:37] Saku; Internal**
*He's gone! Yukichi?!*
***SIGN*** Underwater Experience Zone
Feel like you're in the sea!
**[09:42] Saku; Internal**
*Wh-Where'd you go, Yukichi?!*
**[09:50] Female Staff**
Please line up here by twos
for the UMYU-Sea event!
**[09:54] Male Staff**
The UMYU-Sea event will begin soon.
**[10:00] Yume**
Big Sis, where's the kitty?
**[10:03] Saku**
I-I wonder! Who knows?
**[10:07] Yume**
I wanna watch the show with the kitty!
**[10:12] Orizuka**
We can't bring a cat into the aquarium.
**[10:16] Saku; Internal**
*I'm so sorry!*
**[10:18] Orizuka**
Come to think of it, do you know
anything about this group, Fukuzawa?
**[10:22] Saku**
Oh, well! I looked up
a lot of things on Youtubo!
**[10:26] UMYU-Sea**
*The idols of the sea!*
**[10:28] Saku**
Now I can sing some of the songs
without looking at the lyrics.
**[10:33] Saku; Internal**
*I can do the dances, too.*
**[10:34] Orizuka**
You're so serious about everything.
**[10:35] Saku**
So mean!
**[10:38] Saku**
What do you like best about UMYU-Sea?
**[10:42] Yume**
The food, I guess?
**[10:45] Orizuka**
They started as characters
from an educational show.
**[10:49] Saku**
Really?
**[10:52] Orizuka**
They power up by eating
the food from the sea
**[10:56] Orizuka**
and fight against alien monsters called Gairai
Beasts that want to take over the earth.
**[11:00] Orizuka**
There's a popular children's show
called *Go! Sea Slug Rangers UMYU-Sea!!*
***SIGN*** Sea Slug Rangers
***SIGN*** Sea Slug Rangers
**[11:08] Saku**
*You recorded this show again?*
***SIGN*** Loves learning channels
**[11:10] Saku; Internal**
*That's how Yukichi knows about them!*
**[11:14] Saku; Internal**
*Yukichi suddenly disappeared. Is he okay?*
**[11:17] Yume**
Not yet? Not yet?
**[11:18] Saku; Internal**
*But really. Why did he come?*
**[11:21] Saku; Internal**
* He seemed to have thought*
* I was going on a date today.*
**[11:26] Saku; Internal**
* Maybe he was worried about me and wanted*
* to see what kind of man the chief is?*
**[11:30] Viewer 1**
Whoa! What's that?! A cat?!
**[11:32] Viewer 2**
Crazy! I should snap a photo!
**[11:35] Viewer 3**
So big!
**[11:37] Narration**
Please refrain from taking any
photographs during the show.
**[11:41] Viewer 2**
Oh, I'm very sorry!
**[11:44] Viewer 1**
Maybe it's a Gairai Beast
that'll appear in the event!
**[11:47] Viewer 3**
Oh, you're probably right!
**[11:52] Saku; Internal**
*What are you doing here?!*
**[11:55] Saku; Internal**
*Go home while the lights are dim!*
**[11:57] Saku; Internal**
*Don't worry about me! I'm fine!*
***SIGN*** Sea Bunny
**[12:07] Saku; Internal**
*So that's what he's here for!*
**[12:09] Umiushi 1**
Hello, Enoshima!
**[12:11] Yume**
Hello!
**[12:11] Viewers**
Hello!
**[12:17] Umiushi**
*We're different from clione sea angels!*
**[12:21] Umiushi**
*We're...*
**[12:22] Umiushi**
*We're...*
**[12:24] Umiushi**
*Idols of the sea!*
**[12:28] Saku**
* I can't enjoy the show*
* because I'm so worried...*
**[12:31] Sea Bunny**
Next is our customary UMYU-Sea quiz time!
**[12:36] Strawberry Milk**
If you get all the questions right,
you can win limited edition merch!
**[12:39] Strawberry Milk**
Try your best!
**[12:41] Akane**
Here we go!
**[12:43] Sea Bunny**
Raise your hands if you wanna play!
**[12:46] Yume**
Me!
**[12:49] Guests**
Me! Me!
**[12:50] Saku; Internal**
*Hey, now! Don't raise your hand!*
**[12:52] Strawberry Milk**
There!
**[12:53] Strawberry Milk**
Our first contestant is
the handsome papa in a suit!
**[12:54] Yume**
Yay! It's Strawberry Milk-chan!
**[12:58] Saku**
Huh?!
**[13:01] Akane**
Here's your question!
**[13:02] Akane**
What are the names
of the sea slugs shown here?
**[13:05] Orizuka**
One, Coleman's Chromodoris. Two, Tyrannodoris
luteolineata. Three, Halgerda diaphana.
**[13:10] Saku; Internal**
*Chief?!*
**[13:11] Saku; Internal**
* He doesn't seem like the type*
* who'd be good at this stuff,*
**[13:13] Saku; Internal**
* but he was able to answer*
* without any hesitation.*
**[13:16] Saku; Internal**
*He really knows his stuff.*
**[13:18] Sea Bunny**
You got them all right! Congratulations!
**[13:22] Strawberry Milk**
Please choose an item!
**[13:24] Orizuka**
I'll take this, then.
**[13:27] Yume**
Here you go, Yume.
**[13:30] Yume**
It's the live concert limited edition
Strawberry Milk sea slug!
**[13:34] Yume**
Thank you so much, Uncle Kaoru!
**[13:38] Orizuka**
Is something funny, Fukuzawa-kun?
**[13:42] Saku**
Not at all, Uncle Kaoru.
**[13:45] Orizuka**
Shut your mouth.
**[13:46] Sea Bunny**
Thank you for today! See you again soon!
**[13:50] Viewers**
Bye-bye!
**[13:50] Yume**
Bye-bye!
**[13:54] Yume**
It was so much fun!
**[13:55] Orizuka**
You're right.
**[13:57] Saku**
You're actually not bad
with kids at all, are you?
**[14:01] Orizuka**
What are you saying?
**[14:02] Orizuka**
She invaded my day off.
To me, she's a Gairai Beast.
**[14:08] Saku**
But, look, you even remember
the things she likes!
**[14:14] Saku**
I think that's more than enough!
**[14:17] Orizuka**
Are you sure that's enough?
**[14:21] Saku**
Just look at how happy Yume-chan is!
**[14:26] Saku**
Lost again, Yume-chan?!
**[14:28] Orizuka**
Yume!
**[14:30] Saku**
Yume-chan!
**[14:32] Orizuka**
Yume!
**[14:33] Saku**
Where are you, Yume-chan?!
**[14:35] Yume**
I'm right here!
**[14:38] Orizuka**
Yume!
**[14:38] Saku**
There you are! Thank goodness!
**[14:41] Orizuka**
Sorry, Fukuzawa. I didn't
realize I let go of her hand.
**[14:45] Saku**
No, I'm just glad she didn't get lost.
**[14:48] Saku**
Yume-chan, let's hold hands now.
**[14:52] Saku**
Why do you have that basket with you?
**[14:54] Saku**
I've seen that basket before...
**[14:56] Yume**
Yuki-chan gave it to me!
**[14:58] Orizuka**
Yuki-chan?
**[15:02] Saku**
Um, uh, a friend of mine!
**[15:05] Saku**
We happened to see him
when you took your call.
**[15:09] Saku**
I'm so sorry!
**[15:11] Orizuka**
I see.
**[15:13] Orizuka**
Why are you apologizing?
**[15:14] Yume**
Yuki-chan said we should eat these together.
**[15:18] Orizuka**
Amazing. It looks just
like the lunches you bring.
**[15:24] Yume**
Hey, Big Sis!
**[15:27] Yume**
Will you play with me again?
**[15:29] Saku**
Of course! I had a great time today!
**[15:33] Yume**
Then bring Yuki-chan with you next time!
**[15:35] Yume**
I wanna fluffy hug again!
**[15:37] Saku**
Huh?!
**[15:38] Orizuka**
Fluffy?
**[15:41] Saku**
I-I'll ask!
**[16:17] Saku**
Yuki-chan...
**[16:19] Saku**
Yuki-chan, are you home?
**[16:22] Saku**
The sandwiches were delicious.
**[16:24] Saku**
I can't believe you took the train
and came all the way to the aquarium...
**[16:28] Saku**
What will you do if you make it
on Toritter or something?
**[16:32] Saku**
What?!
**[16:34] Saku**
Yukichi!
**[16:35] Saku**
What's wrong, Yukichi?!
**[16:36] Saku**
No! Don't die!
**[16:52] Saku**
Of course you're tired.
You overexerted yourself...
**[16:57] Saku**
Well, as long as you're safe.
**[17:01] Saku**
I haven't seen Yukichi's
sleeping face in a while.
**[17:11] Saku**
Get some good rest tonight.
***SIGN*** The Next Morning
**[17:33] Saku**
Please forgive me!
**[17:37] [SONG] Text**
She begged for her life
using the UMYU-Sea merch
she got for him.
**[17:38] [SONG] Text**
A Sea Bunny-chan
key holder
**[17:42] UMYU-Sea**
*We're different from clione sea angels!*
**[17:46] UMYU-Sea**
*We're...*
**[17:48] UMYU-Sea**
*We're...*
**[17:49] UMYU-Sea**
*Idols of the sea!*
**[18:02] UMYU-Sea**
*All of the sea and the sky!*
**[18:06] Saku; Internal**
*UMYU-Sea is on TV again...*
**[18:06] UMYU-Sea**
*We'll protect all of the earth!*
**[18:13] UMYU-Sea**
* The sweets we eat after defeating all of*
* the Gairai Beasts are the most delicious!*
**[18:26] UMYU-Sea**
*—rangers UMYU-Sea!*
**[18:30] Saku**
No! No! No! No!
**[18:32] Saku**
I'm not deleting it! I'm not!
**[18:36] Narration**
*Lucky cat.*
***SIGN*** Nishina
**[18:45] Manager**
I wish that cat would
really come and work here.
**[18:45] Narration**
*Manager's vision.*
**[18:51] Rio; Internal**
* How the heck can you say that if you're*
* managing a store that sells food?*
**[18:55] Manager**
Our sales always go up when
that cat visits the store.
***SIGN*** Manager
**[18:59] Manager**
I feel like he's a real life lucky cat.
**[19:02] Manager**
I wish he'd come every day! Seriously!
**[19:05] Rio**
Why don't you post a "hiring cats"
flyer outside the store?
**[19:10] Manager**
That's a great idea!
**[19:11] Rio**
I was kidding.
***SIGN*** Hiring Full
and Part-Time!!
***SIGN*** Want to have a great time
working with us?
***SIGN*** No experience needed!! Cats OK!!!
**[19:13] Customer 2**
C-Cats? What in the world...
**[19:14] Customer 1**
Why does it say "cats OK"?!
**[19:17] Customer 1**
That's so funny!
**[19:17] Narration**
* It trended on Toritter*
* for being such a strange flyer.*
**[19:21] Narration**
*It's fine.*
**[19:24] Oshiro**
Fukuzawa, don't you have a cat?
**[19:26] Saku**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:28] Oshiro**
My friend's cat got fat from a lack
of exercise. Is your cat okay?
**[19:34] Oshiro**
Do you have a plan for getting it exercise?
**[19:36] Saku**
Huh? Plans?
**[19:38] Yuri**
Like giving it lots of toys to play with.
**[19:41] Saku**
Oh...
**[19:50] Yuri**
Or maybe getting a cat tower?
**[19:53] Saku**
Uh...
**[20:03] Saku**
I don't do anything like that for my cat,
**[20:06] Saku**
but it's fine since he's free
to go in and out as he pleases.
**[20:09] Yuri**
That's not fine at all!
**[20:11] Yuri**
You don't lock your doors?!
**[20:13] Narration**
*Can't resist.*
**[20:22] Saku**
My shoulders have been killing me lately...
**[20:24] Saku**
Yukichi, do we have any pain relief patches?
**[20:30] Saku**
That feels so good!
**[20:31] Saku**
I can feel it stretching out
and your toe beans are so warm!
**[20:38] Saku**
Yeah! Put more of your weight on me!
**[20:41] Saku**
There! There! There! There!
**[20:42] Saku**
Yukichi, you could become
a professional masseuse!
**[20:46] Saku**
Your claws! Put your claws away!
**[20:47] Saku**
I'm being stabbed!
**[20:49] Saku**
Resist that instinct!
**[20:52] Narration**
*Those gloves.*
**[20:56] Saku**
Hey, Yukichi...
**[20:58] Saku**
It's been bothering me a bit.
**[21:00] Saku**
The gloves you use when dealing with
water aren't made for humans, right?
**[21:06] Saku**
No one sells anything like them, right?
**[21:09] Saku**
Wait, does that mean...
***SIGN*** Super Water Repellent
***SIGN*** Spread...
**[21:11] Saku**
Whoa! You have materials to make them!
***SIGN*** Stretchy Water Repellent Base
**[21:13] Saku**
I've heard of foxes buying mittens,
but never a cat making gloves!
**[21:18] Saku**
Huh?! Is this a pattern?!
**[21:19] Saku**
You even made a pattern for it?!
**[21:23] Saku**
You should open up a store!
**[21:25] Saku**
A specialty shop for large cats!
***SIGN*** A job Yukichi ought to do
**[21:31] Saku**
Okay, everyone. Let's go!
***SIGN*** Childcare Worker
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:07] Yukichi**
*I am a masterful cat.*
**[23:10] Yukichi**
*A masterful cat knows.*
**[23:13] Yukichi**
* There are tricks to make food*
* taste delicious even when it's cold.*
**[23:18] Yukichi**
*Pick lean meats, so the fat doesn't harden.*
**[23:22] Yukichi**
* Food tastes blander when it's cold,*
* so add more seasoning than you typically would.*
**[23:27] Yukichi**
* These are a few ways to*
* make cold food more delicious.*
**[23:30] Yukichi**
* Next episode: "A Masterful Cat*
* Also Goes to Birthday Parties."*
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**[23:35] Yukichi**
*I am fully prepared.*