E5 - The Future of This Harem

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[00:08] Amane
    Maria, I brought your medi—
[00:12] Amane
    Maria!
[00:14] Amane
    Are you all right?!
[00:15] Maria
    M-My chest...
[00:29] Amane
    The curse... It's gotten this strong already.
[00:35] Amane
    Someone, please... save Maria.
SIGN    #05 "The Future of This Harem"
[02:16] Peppero
    Let the Harem Pride Event commence!
[02:22] Crowd A
    Hurry up and start!
[02:24] Crowd B
    We'll judge you!
[02:25] Crowd C
    We'll beat you to a pulp!
[02:29] Emma
    Wh-What's going on?
[02:32] Lola
    While the crowd insults you and
    yells defamatory remarks at you,
[02:35] Lola
    they rate your harem.
[02:37] Lola
    As you can see, it's pretty messed up.
[02:39] Luna
    Talk about bad taste...
[02:41] Noir
    It'll be okay. I believe in these girls.
[02:45] Noir
    There's nothing to be afra—
SIGN    Get out here already!
SIGN    I'll yell at you!
[02:49] Crowd
    Where are the uggos?!
SIGN    I'll curse you!
[02:52] Noir
    There's nothing to be afraid of... I think.
[02:55] Peppero
    All right, let's get yelling at these
    normies to vent some stress.
[02:59] Peppero
    Entry number one!
    Let's have the harem step forth!
[03:11] Mira
    I'm Mira! I work at a restaurant!
[03:15] Mira
    Smoochies!
[03:20] Mira
    Wh-What's going on?
[03:24] Crowd A
    Barf...
SIGN    I'm gonna barf! Horf!
[03:30] Crowd E
    Come on! Do something about
    that oinker of a nose!
[03:34] Crowd B
    God, you're ugly!
[03:35] Crowd B
    You should get reincarnated
    again in another world!
[03:37] Crowd C
    At least you've got pretty hair!
    But the rest of you sucks!
[03:41] Crowd C
    You'd make any meal taste gross!
[03:44] Peppero
    True, that kiss she blew earlier
    would be equivalent to littering.
SIGN    Right?!
SIGN    You're absolutely right!
[03:52] Noir
    Th-This may be harder than I thought...
[03:55] Mira
    That's so mean...
[03:57] Man A
    Hey! That's enough, you jerks!
    This is why you can't even get girlfri—
[04:01] Crowd A
    We don't want any!
[04:03] Crowd D
    If we had to walk around
    with that uggo there...
[04:06] Crowd C
    ...we'd be better off walking an actual bitch.
SIGN    Leave, uggo! Leave, uggo!
[04:12] Noir
    N-No one could possibly survive this...
[04:16] Peppero
    One moment!
[04:17] Peppero
    They don't get to leave until I score them.
[04:21] Peppero
    And now for the scores...
[04:24] Peppero
    Out of 1,000...
[04:26] Peppero
    Thirty!
[04:28] Peppero
    Twenty-six!
[04:29] Peppero
    Five!
[04:31] Peppero
    Bringing the total to 61 out of 3,000!
[04:36] Noir
    This place is harsher than any dungeon...
[04:40] Emma
    Now I wanna go home!
[04:42] Noir
    Emma...
[04:43] Lola
    Feel free to leave at any time.
[04:47] Lola
    Noir can still count on me.
[04:49] Emma
    I-I'm not going home!
    I can handle insults like that!
[04:54] Noir
    Good job, Lola. She got Emma
    back in the game instantly.
SIGN    Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
[05:06] Noir
    After that, the rest of the teams
    had to face a storm of insults.
SIGN    Yikes!
SIGN    That last uggo was way better!
[05:17] Noir
    The more rounds that passed,
    the harsher the crowd got.
[05:21] Noir
    The insults just kept digging deeper.
SIGN    God, my eyes are rotting!
SIGN    You never looked in a mirror before?
SIGN    Who let you out in public?
[05:33] Noir
    And then, team number 9
    flipped it all around...
[05:38] Lola
    Th-That's...
[05:39] Noir
    What is it?
[05:40] Lola
    That's an adventurer team
    from our rival guild, Lahmu.
[05:45] Noir
    Huh... They've got some
    hotties on another level.
[05:48] Emma
    Oh, Noir.
[05:50] Lola
    Now's not the time to be admiring them.
[05:52] Luna
    Yeah, because we need to beat them.
[05:58] Peppero
    A total of... 2,700 points.
[06:02] Noir
    Huh... They actually do score hot girls high.
[06:06] Crowd B
    What can we do?
[06:07] Crowd C
    Let's hold off until the next ones.
[06:10] Noir
    The crowd's frustration is building.
[06:12] Noir
    What should we do? If these girls...
[06:16] Noir
    end up humiliated like that...
[06:21] Noir
    W-Wait! I can't lose confidence here!
[06:24] Peppero
    And now, let's have the final team come forth!
[06:32] Noir
    C-Crap... I'll need to tease Emma's weak spot.
[06:39] Noir
    Emma, let's take it easy. Don't worry.
[06:43] Noir
    I've got your back.
[06:45] Emma
    Noir...
[06:47] Peppero
    Well, come out here and show your stuff!
[06:49] Emma
    Okay!
[06:51] Emma
    Right, let's do this!
[06:55] Noir
    Yeah! She's got a spring in her step!
[06:57] Lola
    She's got some springs in
    a few other places, too...
[07:02] Emma
    I-I'm Emma! I just started
    at the Hero Academy!
[07:08] Emma
    I, uh... I'm still really new at this,
    so I might not be much help,
[07:13] Emma
    but I can at least hear out your problems.
[07:16] Emma
    S-So feel free to talk to me anytime!
[07:27] Crowd B
    ...plode.
[07:28] Emma
    Huh?
[07:29] Crowd
    Explode!
[07:32] Crowd B
    If I could bury my face in her boobs,
    all my troubles would vanish!
[07:36] Crowd A
    And she's an elite from the Hero Academy?
[07:38] Crowd C
    She has a nice personality, too! Awesome!
[07:44] Noir
    Th-Thank goodness.
[07:48] Luna
    I'm Luna. I'm an adventurer and a cleric.
[07:52] Luna
    If you're ever sick or wounded, let me know.
[07:54] Luna
    I have a healing bullet
    with your name on it.
[07:58] Crowd A
    I-It's Lady Luna!
[08:01] Crowd B
    She has a boyfriend?
[08:02] Crowd C
    Please heal my wounded heart!
[08:05] Lola
    I'm Lola!
[08:07] Lola
    I'm a receptionist at the
    adventurer guild Odin.
[08:11] Lola
    To all of you future adventurers out there,
[08:14] Lola
    we'll be waiting for you at our guild!
[08:17] Crowd D
    Sh-She pointed at me!
[08:19] Crowd C
    Don't be stupid! She pointed at me!
[08:21] Crowd A
    I'll do it! I'll sign a contract with
    you to be your adventurer boy!
[08:29] Peppero
    And now for the results...
[08:32] Peppero
    Wh-What? A total of 2,925 points!
[08:35] Peppero
    The highest score in our history?!
[08:38] Noir
    We...
[08:39] Emma
    We did it!
[08:42] Luna
    We won, Noir!
[08:44] Noir
    Yeah!
[08:45] Lola
    No, not yet.
[08:47] Lola
    It's only just begun.
[08:49] Peppero
    Correct!
[08:52] Peppero
    Don't get too excited yet!
[08:54] Peppero
    We're still... just getting started!
[08:58] Peppero
    You can only win this event if you manage
    to satisfy everyone in this venue!
[09:03] Emma
    What?! That's not fair!
[09:05] Peppero
    Silence! Those are the rules!
[09:08] Peppero
    Now the harem members will
    be presented with a scenario
[09:11] Peppero
    and have to show their love for their master!
[09:16] Peppero
    There are three scenarios.
SIGN    1. It's a cold night, and your master is shivering. What do you do?
SIGN    2. What do you do when your master catches a cold?
SIGN    3. Prove that you are the best harem ever.
[09:18] Noir
    Th-Those are really detailed.
[09:20] Luna
    Can we have time to hold a meeting?
[09:23] Peppero
    Very well. You get thirty seconds.
[09:26] Luna
    So what are we going to do?
[09:28] Lola
    We need some fresh reactions,
    so we should keep these secret from Noir.
[09:31] Emma
    Okay!
[09:32] Luna
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[09:34] Lola
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[09:35] Emma
    What?! We're doing something that bold?!
[09:37] Peppero
    Our first scenario!
[09:39] Peppero
    It's a cold night, and your master
    is shivering. What do you do?
[09:43] Peppero
    Go!
[09:44] Noir
    W-Wow. It's cold. I think I might die.
[09:49] Lola
    Oh, are you cold?
[09:51] Luna
    You'll be okay now.
[09:52] Emma
    We'll warm you right up!
[09:55] Peppero
    Ah, it's like they're trying to calm a child...
[09:59] Peppero
    But what's this?!
[10:01] Peppero
    They're rubbing their bodies
    against his to produce heat?!
[10:05] Crowd A
    C-Crap...
[10:06] Crowd B
    If they did that to me on a cold night...
[10:09] Crowd C
    I'd die for a completely different reason...
[10:12] Peppero
    Th-Th-Th-That's enough! Next scenario!
[10:15] Peppero
    What do you do when your
    master catches a cold?
[10:18] Peppero
    You'll have to use a prop this time!
[10:25] Lola
    You're always working so hard.
[10:29] Emma
    You need to rest when you have a cold.
[10:35] Luna
    Open wide, Noir.
[10:40] Crowd A
    She's blowing on it!
    Even though it's cold bread?!
[10:42] Crowd B
    Even if it's not hot at all?!
[10:44] Crowd C
    Sh-She's doing it so naturally!
[10:46] Crowd C
    Does that mean she's always
    feeding him freshly baked bread?
[10:50] Crowd D
    Th-This isn't like any cold I've had
    before... What's with them?
[10:55] Peppero
    M-My wife and daughter used to also...
[11:00] Peppero
    Next scenario!
[11:02] Peppero
    It's your last chance to show
    how powerful your harem is!
[11:04] Peppero
    Prove that you are the best harem ever!
[11:08] Noir
    This is suddenly pretty vague.
[11:11] Noir
    What are the girls going to...
[11:13] Noir
    Huh?
[11:13] Girls
    Ready, and...
[11:25] Crowd B
    My eyes! My eyes are sweating!
[11:28] Peppero
    Please stop! I'm getting flashbacks
    of my wife and daughter!
[11:32] Peppero
    Don't remind me of a past
    that I can never get back!
[11:38] Peppero
    Here's your reward!
[11:39] Peppero
    We'll just say you won!
    Now get out of my sight!
[11:46] Emma
    We did it!
[11:47] Lola
    We did.
[11:48] Luna
    Yeah.
[11:51] Noir
    So we actually got the one million rels!
[11:54] Noir
    Since I got to feel like I'm actually in
    a harem, plus the fact that we won...
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[12:09] Doctor
    I've done everything I can.
[12:14] Sign
    That was scary...
[12:15] Noir
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[12:29] Luna
    This must be it.
[12:30] Emma
    What a gorgeous mansion.
[12:32] Lola
    Well, she is a duke's daughter.
[12:41] Noir
    Amane...
[12:44] Amane
    Noir? What are you doing here?
[12:47] Noir
    Sorry.
[12:49] Noir
    I ended up having a peek at
    Miss Maria's stats with my skill.
[12:53] Amane
    What? Then...
[12:55] Noir
    Yes. I know about the curse.
    That's why we're here.
[13:04] Noir
    Miss Maria still has time.
[13:06] Noir
    She hasn't turned sixteen yet.
[13:20] Maria
    I knew ever since I was little...
[13:24] Maria
    that it was my fate to die
    before ever becoming an adult.
[13:31] Maria
    The one who cast the curse was a sorcerer
    who was defeated by my ancestor.
[13:39] Maria
    The curse didn't afflict
    everyone in my family. Just me.
[13:46] (Flashback) Maria's mother
    Maria...
[13:47] (Flashback) Maria father
    Maria! Wake up!
[13:57] Maria
    Why was God so cruel to me?
[14:02] Maria
    No matter how much I struggled,
    I couldn't escape this curse.
[14:07] Maria
    In that case...
[14:09] Maria
    In that case, I wanted to
    live my life proudly
[14:11] Maria
    as a duke's daughter
    until the very last moment.
[14:14] Maria
    That's why I decided to go to the Hero Academy.
[14:18] Maria
    And that's when I met...
[14:23] Amane
    Pardon me.
[14:25] Amane
    I've brought guests.
[14:30] Maria's Father
    Amane, who is this?
[14:32] Noir
    It's an honor to meet you.
    My name is Noir Stardia.
[14:35] Noir
    I apologize for just showing up at this hour.
[14:37] Noir
    I'd like to talk to you about Miss Maria.
[14:40] Maria's Father
    Y-You're...
[14:42] Luna
    I apologize for last time.
[14:44] Maria's Father
    Could it be... that you've come
    to lift my daughter's curse?
[14:47] Luna
    Yes.
[14:48] Maria's Father
    But... you said that it was
    impossible to lift this curse.
[14:52] Luna
    Well, it's not exactly impossible to lift it.
[14:56] Luna
    I did have a reason for declining
    your request, though.
[15:00] Maria's Father
    And what might that be?
[15:02] Luna
    You see, I can lift curses, but at the
    cost of taking part of my lifespan.
[15:07] Maria's Father
    But that would mean...
[15:09] Luna
    When the curse was weak, I was usually fine.
[15:14] Luna
    But the curse that plagues
    Miss Maria is very powerful.
[15:18] Luna
    Even though my elven blood allows
    me to live longer than humans,
[15:21] Luna
    that still wouldn't be enough.
[15:24] Maria's Father
    I see... So that's why...
[15:28] Maria's Father
    We couldn't possibly ask you to do that.
[15:31] Noir
    No, it's all right.
[15:34] Noir
    I used my skill so she'd lose her
    finances instead of her lifespan.
[15:38] Noir
    And we've raised more than
    enough money to make up for it.
[15:43] Noir
    So you don't need to worry anymore.
[15:44] Noir
    Leave this to us.
[15:50] Amane
    You're just as Maria expected.
[15:52] Noir
    Huh?
[15:53] Amane
    She figured you had some
    kind of special power.
[15:58] Amane
    You've managed to pique Maria's curiosity
    ever since entering the Hero Academy.
[16:02] Amane
    You were skilled enough to
    defeat such a powerful monster.
[16:06] Noir
    So she knew that I defeated it?
[16:09] Amane
    Yes.
[16:10] Amane
    Perhaps it's because she was
    always ill from her curse,
[16:13] Amane
    but she is skilled at reading others' emotions.
[16:18] Maria
    Noir?
[16:21] Noir
    Miss Maria, we've come to save you.
[16:24] Maria
    Wh-Why would you...
[16:27] Noir
    Why? Did you forget?
[16:30] Noir
    When we first met in class,
    you accepted me with open arms.
[16:36] Noir
    And even during battle training,
    even though I'm the son of a baronet...
[16:40] Noir
    You didn't even hesitate to talk to me.
[16:42] Noir
    You're the only one who acknowledged me.
[16:46] Noir
    You have no idea how happy that made me.
[16:48] Noir
    I could never thank you enough...
[16:51] Maria
    Noir...
[16:54] Noir
    So today, I wanted to repay you
    for your kindness and lift this curse...
[16:57] Maria
    Noir! What's wrong?
[17:00] Noir
    Oh, sorry.
[17:01] Noir
    I ended up using quite a bit of LP
    to do something about this curse...
[17:06] Maria
    LP?
[17:07] Noir
    Oh, uh... Basically, my life force.
[17:10] Maria
    Your life force?!
[17:11] Maria
    You went so far as to do that for me?
[17:13] Noir
    Oh, but as long as I satisfy my hunger
    or desire for material things...
[17:17] Noir
    o-or my lus... I mean, if I get to
    interact with a charming lady...
[17:21] Noir
    Huh?
[17:23] Noir
    M-Miss Maria?
[17:26] Maria
    O God, you truly are cruel.
[17:30] Maria
    Giving me the pleasure of living
    through a curse of death...
[17:38] Maria's Mother
    Oh, my.
[17:42] Maria
    Um... Do you feel a little better now?
[17:46] Noir
    Y-Yes! Of course!
[17:48] Luna
    Ahem.
[17:50] Luna
    I will now lift the curse. Close your eyes.
[17:53] Maria
    O-Okay.
[17:54] Noir
    Don't worry! I'll be right here.
[18:00] Luna
    All right, here we go.
[18:07] Noir
    Miss Maria, you can do this!
[18:38] Luna
    Damn you! How dare you resist? J-Just...
[19:07] Noir
    Miss Maria?
[19:12] Maria
    Noir, I...
[19:15] Noir
    How do you feel?
[19:18] Maria
    The pain in my chest is gone!
[19:20] Noir
    One moment!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Maria Fianna Albert Lv.30
SIGN    16 years
    Skills:
    

[19:25] Noir
    I was able to confirm with my skill.
[19:28] Noir
    The Sixteenth Year Death Curse is gone.
[19:39] Maria's mother
    Thank goodness.
[19:40] Amane
    Maria!
[19:42] Maria
    Amane.
[19:43] Noir
    We did it.
[19:44] Luna
    Yeah. Now no one has to suffer.
[19:48] Maria
    Th-Thank you so much. Truly...
[19:51] Luna
    No, please allow me to thank you.
[19:54] Luna
    I finally feel at ease,
    now that I've lifted your curse.
[20:00] Maria
    Noir.
[20:05] Maria
    I could never thank you enough.
[20:10] Maria
    I will spend the rest of my life
    repaying this debt to you.
[20:13] Noir
    R-Really, there's no need...
[20:20] Noir
    All of my yesterdays managed to open up
    the door to Miss Maria's once-closed future.
[20:26] Noir
    I guess it feels really nice
    being able to help someone out.
[20:33] Emma
    Miss Maria totally fell for him.
[20:37] Lola
    Now we have another rival.
[20:39] Luna
    She's fallen for Noir's charms, all right.
[20:42] Luna
    Actually, I sort of did, too...
[20:47] Emma
    Noir, you doofus! You manwhore!
[20:49] Noir
    What? What's going on?
[20:52] Lola
    I actually aggressively agree
    with Emma just this once.
[20:55] Luna
    Indeed.
[21:00] Noir
    And so, we were able to
    successfully lift the curse.
[21:04] Olivia
    Yeah, and it's all thanks
    to the skills I gave you.
[21:08] Noir
    Thanks for everything, ma'am.
[21:10] Olivia
    Uh, what's with that? Talk about distant.
[21:13] Olivia
    We literally butted our heads together.
[21:15] Noir
    Did we?
[21:16] Olivia
    But man, Noir, you smell!
[21:19] Olivia
    I smell girls all over you more than ever!
[21:22] Noir
    Well, that's probably because...
[21:26] Noir
    We kissed a lot.
[21:28] Olivia
    Say what?!
[21:29] Noir
    O-Of course, it was to gain LP.
[21:32] Olivia
    I don't care about the reason.
[21:35] Olivia
    In that case, give me a kiss, too.
[21:37] Noir
    Huh?!
[21:38] Olivia
    Kiss me.
[21:39] Olivia
    I'm the only one who hasn't
    gotten one. It's not fair!
[21:42] Noir
    W-Well, about that...
    I'm usually the one getting kisses,
[21:45] Noir
    so I'm not actually used to
    giving them myself...
[21:48] Olivia
    Well, I obviously can't do it.
    My body won't move.
[21:51] Noir
    W-Well, yes, you've got a point...
[21:54] Olivia
    So go on. Kiss me, Noir.
[22:06] Olivia
    Pfft. You call that a kiss?
[22:08] Olivia
    Boo!
[22:09] Noir
    Th-This is all I can manage!
[22:11] Olivia
    Next time, I'll need a real kiss
    that can actually satisfy me!
[22:16] Olivia
    Make sure you get plenty
    of practice with others!
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    Alice Theater
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    Alice Theater
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    Alice Theater
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    Alice Theater
[23:52] Alice
    Alice Theater!
[23:54] Alice
    Oh, Brother Dearest. Where could you
    possibly be this late at night?
[24:00] Alice
    Your well-adjusted little sister
    is so worried that she can't sleep...
[24:04] Alice
    I sense something!
[24:07] Alice
    Three...
[24:09] Alice
    No, four.
[24:10] Alice
    Big Brother... I am very worried about you.
[24:18] Alice
    Next time, "The Tulip Lion."
SIGN    #06 "The Tulip Lion"
SIGN    Illustration: Korie Riko