E3 - The Troubled Classmate

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[00:08] Emma
    All right.
[00:09] Emma
    We both paid our enrollment
    fees, so that means...
[00:14] Noir
    I guess our new lives here at the
    Hero Academy are about to begin.
[00:18] Emma
    Yeah!
[00:23] Emma
    Noir, you need to bow!
[00:24] Noir
    Huh?
[00:25] Noir
    R-Right.
[00:31] Noir
    Is she a student, too?
[00:33] Emma
    You don't remember?
[00:36] Emma
    She was there during the exams.
    Maria Fianna Albert.
[00:42] Emma
    She's the daughter of
    the famous Duke Albert.
[00:46] Noir
    A duke... So she's one of
    the highest-ranking nobles.
[00:50] Noir
    I'll sneak a peek with my
    Discerning Eye to see what she's like.
[01:00] Emma
    Noir? Is something wrong?
[01:03] Noir
    There's...
[01:05] Noir
    There's a curse on her.
[01:07] Noir
    A curse that will cause her to
    die on her sixteenth birthday.
SIGN    #03 "The Troubled Classmate"
[02:58] Noir
    A-Alice... You sure like to be close.
[03:02] Alice
    Well, today's your first day of school.
[03:07] Alice
    I know you'll do wonderfully
    at the Hero Academy.
[03:10] Alice
    I don't care if I have to cough up blood!
    I'm going to get into that school next year!
[03:14] Noir
    Th-There'll be no need to
    cough up blood, but thanks.
[03:19] Alice
    Here, Brother Dearest.
[03:22] Noir
    A-Alice?
[03:24] Alice
    I feel that if I let you go,
    you'll go somewhere far away.
[03:29] Noir
    I'm just going to school.
[03:32] Dad
    Good morning, my elite academy student!
[03:34] Dad
    It's time... for...
[03:44] Dad
    What's a father to do about this?!
[03:57] Emma
    Morning, Noir!
[03:59] Noir
    Morning, Emma.
[04:01] Noir
    You seem chipper this morning.
[04:02] Emma
    Well, it's our first day of school!
[04:04] Emma
    My job as a librarian was whatever,
    but I'm going to do my best with this!
[04:08] Noir
    Yeah, we're in the same S Class.
[04:12] Emma
    So, uh... Shall we do our morning greeting?
[04:16] Noir
    S-Sure.
[04:31] Emma
    This is to help stockpile your LP, too... right?
SIGN    Noir Stardia
[04:38] ---
    Good morning.
[04:44] Emma
    I-I'm kinda nervous.
[04:47] Noir
    Yeah...
[04:49] Noir
    We have to wear these badges that show
    our ranks just for the first day of school.
[04:53] Noir
    Although the school says
    your status doesn't matter...
[05:03] Noir and Emma
    G-Good morning.
SIGN    The guy's a baronet.
SIGN    So he's a low-class noble.
SIGN    Guess we can ignore him.
[05:12] Allen
    Nice to meet you!
[05:14] Allen
    I'm Allen, the eldest son
    of the Milanos family.
[05:17] Allen
    I'm sure you've heard of the Milanos family.
    We are trusted advisers to the king.
[05:21] Emma
    H-Hello...
[05:23] Hjorth
    I'm Hjorth from the Boyle family!
[05:26] Hjorth
    Sweet! You're totally my type!
[05:28] Kent
    I'm Kent Proix!
[05:30] Kent
    My family ranks as the fourth-richest family!
SIGN    She's beautiful.
SIGN    How lovely.
SIGN    Totally different from that guy.
SIGN    They're huge...
[05:38] Lenore
    Everyone thinks I defeated the Dead Reaper,
[05:42] Lenore
    so don't even think about
    casually talking to me.
[05:44] Noir
    S-Sure.
[05:47] Noir
    Baronets are just commoners
    who served the kingdom
[05:50] Noir
    and were allowed to enter noble society.
[05:53] Noir
    Most of the nobles don't accept us.
[05:58] Glasses
    It's nice to meet you.
    I'm from the Siphon family...
[06:03] Glasses
    Whoops. I guess my glasses were fogged up.
[06:11] Maria
    Hello, everyone.
[06:17] Maria
    It's quite warm today, isn't it, Amane?
[06:19] Amane
    Yes. It's rather nice.
[06:22] Noir
    Miss Maria is someone
    completely beyond my reach.
[06:29] Maria
    Oh!
[06:31] Maria
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Noir Stardia.
[06:34] Noir
    Huh?
[06:37] Hjorth
    L-Lady Maria spoke to him?
[06:39] Kent
    Why? He's just a baronet!
[06:42] Maria
    I'm honored to meet you.
[06:44] Maria
    I do hope that you'll be kind.
[06:48] Noir
    L-Likewise...
[06:50] Maria
    Good day to you, too, Emma Brightness.
[06:53] Emma
    G-G-Good day!
[06:55] Noir
    When did you become friends with Miss Maria?
[06:57] Emma
    What? That's my line!
[07:00] Noir
    Huh?
[07:02] Noir
    What's going on?
[07:04] Noir
    Miss Maria doesn't seem
    like a bad person, but...
[07:08] Noir
    I wonder why she has a curse
    that'll kill her at sixteen...
[07:14] Maria
    Let's talk some other time. Do excuse us.
[07:18] Amane
    Pardon. Please let us through.
[07:22] Glasses
    Hey, maybe I misjudged you!
[07:24] Glasses
    I didn't know you knew Lady Maria.
[07:27] Glasses
    I'm from the Siphon family. My—
[07:28] Noir
    Not interested.
[07:31] Glasses
    But I'm from the Siphon family...
[07:41] Elna
    I was a mercenary before I was a teacher,
    from when I was 7 until I was 24.
[07:49] Elna
    The name's Elna Stongs.
[07:51] Elna
    If any of you want me to whip
    you into shape, let me know.
[07:54] Elna
    I'll see you through to the end.
[08:00] Elna
    Though I'm not letting any of you
    leave until I'm satisfied.
[08:07] Noir
    She's a teacher? Are we going to be okay?
[08:11] Elna
    Outside the royal capital,
[08:13] Elna
    there are monsters, bandits,
    and villains everywhere.
[08:17] Elna
    Depending on your luck, you could
    be gone in an instant in this world.
[08:20] Elna
    So... we'll be doing some
    self-defense training today.
[08:24] Elna
    Let's see...
[08:28] Elna
    Noir Stardia. Step forward.
[08:30] Noir
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:33] Elna
    Come at me with that sword
    as if you intend to kill me.
[08:39] Noir
    Huh? But what if I...
[08:41] Elna
    Don't worry. You won't even
    be able to scratch me.
[08:46] Noir
    She's so confident.
    Is she really that strong?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Elna Stongs Lv.232
SIGN    Age: 24
    Occupation: Academy Instructor
    Skills:
    Skills:
    Skills:

[08:55] Noir
    Sh-She's insanely strong!
[08:58] Noir
    I'm only level 35!
[09:01] Elna
    Well? What are you waiting for?
[09:04] Noir
    I won't be able to hold back!
[09:08] Noir
    I have to give it my all and strike
    with every ounce of my strength!
[09:22] Elna
    The Back Step. This is what
    you'll be learning today.
[09:27] Noir
    Sh-She's so fast!
[09:29] Elna
    Now you'll be on defense.
    Try doing what I just did.
[09:35] Noir
    Th-That's probably not
    as easy as you think...
[09:38] Elna
    But it is. You just draw me in,
    then take a step back.
[09:42] Elna
    All right, here I come!
[09:44] Noir
    I-I'll be fine!
[09:46] Noir
    I've fought in a hidden dungeon
    plenty of times! I've got—
[09:50] ---
    this?!
[09:57] Emma
    Noir!
[09:59] Emma
    Are you okay, Noir?
[10:01] Elna
    Don't worry. I'll use Heal
    to fix him right up.
[10:04] Elna
    Now we can try that one more time.
[10:08] Kent
    Sh-She's no demon instructor...
[10:09] Hjorth
    She's just a demon.
[10:15] Elna
    Hmm, let's see...
[10:18] Elna
    If you can successfully do a Back Step,
    I'll give you a prize.
[10:22] Noir
    A prize?
[10:23] Elna
    If you manage to evade
    even one of my attacks,
[10:27] Elna
    I'll do something you're sure to enjoy.
[10:36] Hjorth
    Fail, damn it!
[10:37] Kent
    I'm gonna get that prize!
[10:40] Guy
    I get to go next!
[10:45] Lenore
    Boys are just so... pathetic.
[10:48] Noir
    I've had enough pain...
[10:51] Noir
    Maybe I can use Get Creative
    to create Martial Arts C?
SIGN    Martial Arts C
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative
SIGN    LP.1000
[10:55] Noir
    Damn, that's a lot!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Remaining
SIGN    LP.830
[10:56] Noir
    Then how about improving Back Step?
SIGN    Improving Back Step
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    LP.200
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Remaining
SIGN    LP.1630
[10:59] Noir
    Yes! This is much more cost-effective!
[11:03] Noir
    Hey, wai—
[11:04] Elna
    Don't zone out on me!
[11:20] Noir
    So the agreement was that if
    I managed to use Back Step...
[11:23] Noir
    I'd get a prize from you, right, Ms. Elna?
[11:31] Emma
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter.
[11:39] Noir
    Ms. Elna.
[11:41] Noir
    She has trained as a mercenary
    ever since she was young.
[11:45] Noir
    She's a cool, mature woman.
[11:49] Noir
    And her prize happened to be...
[11:56] Elna
    Well, how do you like that?
[11:58] Elna
    I got plenty of compliments about
    my ass when I was a mercenary.
[12:08] Allen
    I can't believe he's the only one
    who did a successful Back Step!
[12:11] Hjorth
    Hey, you actually get to enjoy that prize!
[12:13] Kent
    At least sound happier!
[12:17] Lenore
    You're all fools.
[12:22] Emma
    Noir...
[12:29] Elna
    Go on. Tell me how you feel.
[12:32] Noir
    I-I can't breathe...
[12:35] Elna
    What? You've got the hots for me?
[12:38] Noir
    N-No, it's just... your ass is heav—
[12:40] Elna
    Excuse me?!
[12:45] Elna
    Right. Break and prize time is over.
[12:50] Allen
    Hey, how was it?
[12:52] Allen
    Was it soft? How'd it smell?
[12:54] Kent
    I'm so jealous.
[12:56] Hjorth
    I want to experience that, too...
[12:59] Elna
    Can it over there.
[13:04] Emma
    Noir, are you okay?!
[13:06] Emma
    You're not going to suddenly
    have a thing for butts, are you?
[13:09] Noir
    O-Of course not...
[13:11] Noir
    I definitely don't need to do that again.
[13:13] Noir
    Yet my LP went up 400.
[13:16] Noir
    I might have to ask her to sit on me again.
[13:21] Elna
    All right, time for the next lesson.
[13:24] Elna
    Divide up into pairs.
[13:29] Emma
    Noir, let's pair up!
[13:31] Noir
    Sure.
[13:32] Elna
    Hey, you two.
[13:34] Elna
    You two can't pair up.
[13:36] Emma
    What? But why?
[13:38] Elna
    You're dating, aren't you?
[13:40] Elna
    That gives you an unfair advantage.
[13:42] Noir
    No, we aren't dating, ma'am.
[13:45] Elna
    What? Really?
[13:47] Emma
    Correct. Not yet.
[13:49] Emma
    For now, we're just very close friends
    who've known each other forever.
[13:53] Elna
    Well, I'm still going to say no.
[13:56] Elna
    Maria and Amane,
    you two can't pair up, either.
[14:00] Elna
    You're Maria's attendant, aren't you?
[14:03] Amane
    Yes...
[14:05] Elna
    Glare at me all you want.
    The answer's still no.
[14:10] Allen
    In that case, Maria...
[14:12] Allen
    Let us team up.
[14:16] Allen
    Both of our fathers are dukes.
[14:19] Allen
    Let us work together as
    proud nobles of the same rank.
[14:25] Maria
    I humbly decline.
[14:27] Allen
    Wha—
[14:29] Maria
    My fellow students, it is mere luck
    that I was born the daughter of a duke.
[14:34] Maria
    So I am very aware of how hard I must work
    to be worthy of my status every day.
[14:42] Maria
    I truly respect baronets because,
[14:47] Maria
    despite the fact that they
    were once commoners,
[14:51] Maria
    they are warriors who put their lives
    on the line for this kingdom.
[15:00] Maria
    Instead of a higher noble who will
    likely throw around their title,
[15:06] Maria
    I'd rather be with a sincere baronet.
[15:13] Maria
    Noir, may I have a round with you?
[15:18] Noir
    I would be absolutely honored.
[15:31] Amane
    Th-They're, uh...
[15:33] Emma
    They're getting really close!
[15:38] Alice
    Another new girl?!
[15:42] ---
    S—
[15:45] Alice
    Sorry.
[15:52] Elna
    Right, then. Next, you'll be
    practicing Passive Defense.
[15:55] Elna
    Throw your partner around
    a few times, then switch.
[15:58] Noir
    You can throw me first.
[16:00] Maria
    Yes, all right.
[16:06] Noir
    For the Passive Defense skill...
SIGN    Skill Passive Defense
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative:
[16:09] Noir
    It's so cheap!
[16:10] Noir
    Maybe it's because I was always
    so passive to begin with...
[16:17] Maria
    Here I go.
[16:22] Noir
    All right, that worked.
[16:32] Noir
    I-If nof whaf youf fink!
[16:34] Noir
    I-I'mf immofent fere!
[16:36] Amane
    Please don't move, Noir.
[16:38] Noir
    Huh?
[16:39] Amane
    Maria?
[16:40] Maria
    I-I'm all right. I was just a bit short of breath.
[16:48] Amane
    I told you not to push yourself.
[16:51] Noir
    Wait, is this because of her curse?
[16:53] Elna
    Rest for a while.
[16:55] Elna
    I'll come check on you
    once the lesson is over.
[16:57] Amane
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[17:08] Noir
    The Sixteenth Year Death Curse
[17:10] Noir
    causes one's entire body to be racked
    with intense pain at regular intervals.
[17:13] Noir
    A curse skill that brings death
    at the age of sixteen.
[17:16] Noir
    If I used Editor to remove it...
SIGN    Sixteenth Year Death Curse
SIGN    LP needed to Remove:
[17:22] Noir
    Crap... I don't have nearly enough.
[17:24] Noir
    Then I'll just use my Great Sage skill.
[17:30] Noir
    Answer me, Great Sage.
[17:32] Noir
    What's the most efficient way
    to earn LP right now?
[17:36] Great Sage
    The answer is...
[17:37] Great Sage
    Line up all the girls here.
[17:42] Great Sage
    Next, run by them as your hand
    touches their breasts.
[17:49] Great Sage
    If you're able to touch all of them,
    you'll gain 2,000 LP.
[17:53] Noir
    Like I could actually do that!
[17:54] Noir
    And that's not enough LP anyway!
[17:56] Noir
    Damn it, my head hurts now!
[18:00] Noir
    B-But I have the Headache
    Immunity skill... So why...
[18:04] Emma
    Noir, what's wrong? You look pale.
[18:07] Noir
    Emma... Let's do...
[18:09] Noir
    Let's do the morning greeting.
[18:11] Emma
    Huh? Right here?!
    Th-That's embarrassing, though...
[18:14] Noir
    I can't hold back. Sorry!
[18:25] Noir
    That calmed it down.
[18:32] Elna
    You do realize we're in class right now?
[18:38] Noir
    I-It was an emergency...
[18:42] Elna
    Fifteen laps around the school!
    You'd better get runnin', boy!
[18:46] Noir
    Yes, ma'am!
[18:57] Noir
    Hello, Lola.
[18:59] Lola
    N-N-N-N-Noir?!
[19:01] Lola
    What are you doing here at this hour?
[19:02] Noir
    I started school today.
[19:05] Lola
    You need to let me know ahead of time!
[19:07] Lola
    Give me ten... no, five minutes!
[19:11] Receptionist
    She's fixing her makeup.
[19:12] Receptionist
    She went light on it today since
    she didn't think you'd show up.
[19:16] Noir
    I guess she did look a bit different.
[19:19] Noir
    But she's pretty enough without any...
[19:22] Emma
    Noir, let's ditch Cake Face and leave.
[19:25] Noir
    I can't. She's in charge of me.
[19:30] Emma
    Noir, you doofus.
[19:35] Lola
    The Sixteenth Year Death Curse...
[19:38] lola
    A powerful curse skill that brings death.
[19:42] lola
    And you say a duke's daughter has it?
[19:47] Emma
    People always think nobility
    live such carefree lives.
[19:51] Noir
    She may not show it, but she's
    probably been through a lot.
[19:57] Noir
    If we don't break the curse
    in the next week, she'll...
[20:03] Lola
    Oh, no...
[20:05] Noir
    I need 8,000 LP to remove
    the skill with Editor.
[20:10] Noir
    I won't be able to get that much in a week.
[20:14] Noir
    You know all about skills
    and adventurers, Lola,
[20:16] Noir
    so you're the only one I can count on.
[20:19] Noir
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[20:23] Lola
    I believe there is.
[20:26] Lola
    If we find a cleric who can exorcise evil...
[20:28] Noir
    A cleric?
[20:30] Lola
    The cleric Luna. She's my friend,
    and I trust her skills.
[20:37] Lola
    She's so popular that her schedule
    is full for the next three months.
[20:42] Emma
    Noir, maybe she'll be able to help!
[20:44] Noir
    Yeah! She sounds perfect.
[20:46] Lola
    But she rarely takes on jobs
    to remove curse-based skills.
[20:51] Noir
    What? Why not?
[20:53] Lola
    I don't know the details.
[20:55] Lola
    There may be some reason behind it,
[20:58] Lola
    but I'm her best friend,
    and she won't even tell me.
[21:01] Emma
    What should we do, Noir?
[21:08] Noir
    If I can use my skills to get rid of
    whatever the cleric's issue is...
[21:12] Noir
    If I don't do it, who will?
[21:16] Noir
    She helped me out back there.
[21:26] Noir
    This time, I'm going to
    be the one who saves her.
[21:32] Noir
    Lola!
[21:36] Noir
    Please introduce me to this cleric.
[23:19] Noir
    Ms. Elna, are your shoulders bothering you?
[23:21] Elna
    Yes. I wonder if I can find a gentleman
    anywhere who'll rub my shoulders...
[23:25] Noir
    I'll rub your shoulders if you'll sit on me again.
[23:29] Elna
    All right... if you can satisfy me, that is.
[23:36] Noir
    Get Creative and create
    the Shoulder Rub skill!
SIGN    Skill Shoulder Rub
SIGN    LP needed to Get Creative:
[23:48] Noir
    How's that?
[23:55] Noir
    Is this it? Is this the spot?
[23:58] Elna
    Y-Yes! Right there!
[24:05] Sign
    Meeting in progress, do not enter!
[24:05] Elna
    You're too good! Harder!
[24:09] Noir
    After that, she sat on me a bunch,
    and I gained a ton of LP.
[24:17] Lola
    Next time, "The Untainted Cleric."
SIGN    #04 "The Untainted Cleric"