E10 - Let's Go to the Hot Springs

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[00:05] Elna
    I have two important announcements today.
[00:07] Elna
    First, I need to introduce
    a transfer student.
[00:10] Elna
    She's a foreign exchange student.
[00:13] Emma
    A foreign exchange student?
[00:15] Elna
    Come in.
[00:23] Leila
    I'm Leila Overlock.
[00:26] Leila
    I'm also an adventurer at one of the guilds.
[00:28] Leila
    I hope we can all be friends.
[00:32] Kent
    I hope she punches me.
[00:33] Girl A
    What's wrong with those boys?
[00:35] Lenore
    Oh, for crying out loud.
[00:37] Emma
    She's from Lahmu...
[00:44] Noir
    That's Leila. I never thought
    she'd end up in our class.
[00:52] Elna
    You know him?
[00:54] Leila
    Yes.
[00:54] Elna
    Then I guess you can sit next to Noir.
[00:57] Elna
    That's how these things work.
[01:00] Leila
    It's nice to see you again.
[01:01] Noir
    Likewise.
[01:02] Hjorth
    Hey, don't just pay attention to Noir!
[01:04] Kent
    He's already tight with Emma!
[01:07] Elna
    Quiet!
[01:08] Elna
    Now, here's the next announcement.
[01:11] Elna
    This might be a lot to take in
    for your first day in class,
[01:15] Elna
    but it has to do with the special lesson
    the rest of us had been discussing prior.
[01:18] Leila
    Special lesson?
[01:20] Noir
    Yeah. Apparently, it's a tradition
    at the Hero Academy.
[01:24] Elna
    You! What's the special lesson?
[01:26] Hjorth
    The training camp!
[01:28] Elna
    You! And what's a training camp mean?
[01:30] Kent
    We're going on vacation!
[01:31] Elna
    And if we're going on a vacation... Say it!
[01:34] All
    Hot springs!
SIGN    #10 "Let's Go to the Hot Springs"
[03:09] Noir
    And then, the day of our
    training camp arrived.
[03:13] Elna
    I know hot springs sound fun and all,
[03:16] Elna
    but there'll be monsters along the way.
[03:18] Elna
    Stay on your toes.
[03:19] Class
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:20] Lenore
    Do you go to hot springs often, Leila?
[03:23] Leila
    This is my first time since coming here.
[03:25] Amane
    I'm glad you could join us, Maria.
[03:26] Maria
    Yes, I'm feeling just fine now.
[03:30] Emma
    Apparently, the hot spring we're visiting
    today is known to be great for your skin!
[03:33] Emma
    Hot springs! Hot springs!
[03:36] Emma
    Hot springs! Hot springs!
[03:37] Noir
    Emma's always loved baths.
[03:41] Noir
    We used to take them together
    when we were little.
[03:43] Emma
    Hot springs!
[03:43] Noir
    E-Emma, I know you're really excited,
[03:47] Noir
    but maybe you shouldn't
    get in the hot spring.
[03:50] Emma
    What?! Why not?!
[03:52] Noir
    Well...
[03:53] Hjorth
    I heard this hot spring's out in the open.
[03:56] Kent
    Which means...
[03:58] Leila
    So that's what's going on.
[04:00] Maria
    We'll need to keep our guard up.
[04:02] Amane
    I can sense their lust
    all the way over here.
[04:04] Emma
    Well, I guess it's okay if I'm seen.
[04:07] Noir
    Th-Th-That's not okay!
[04:09] Emma
    I'm kidding, jeez!
[04:11] Emma
    I figured you'd stop anyone
    from peeking in, Noir.
[04:14] Emma
    Right?
[04:15] Maria
    Indeed. I'm sure Noir will protect us.
[04:19] Leila
    I see the girls trust you, Noir.
[04:22] Noir
    Th-That's...
[04:24] Emma
    We're counting on you, Noir!
[04:27] Girls
    Yeah!
[04:30] Noir
    Uh, I don't know about this...
SIGN    I'm exhausted!
SIGN    I'm soaked in sweat.
SIGN    I want to get in the hot spring already!
[04:41] Elna
    We may be on vacation,
    but we'll be training, too.
[04:43] Elna
    Your hubris and carelessness
    can lead to trouble.
[04:46] Elna
    Be prepared for anything.
[04:47] Hjorth
    Don't worry! We're elites!
[04:56] Elna
    I saw plenty of fools like you
    when I was a mercenary.
[04:59] Elna
    Of course, they never lasted long.
[05:02] Elna
    Do you know why?
[05:04] Hjorth
    I-I have no idea...
[05:07] Elna
    Because they die.
[05:11] Elna
    Extremely dangerous monsters
    live here on Mt. Amora.
[05:14] Elna
    Make sure you all figure out
    your lines and formations.
[05:18] Elna
    I'm going to do my best not to interfere.
[05:28] Noir
    Lines and formations?
    What are we supposed to do, exactly?
[05:34] Leila
    Since the boys are good at CQC,
    we'll have them up front.
[05:37] Leila
    Most of the girls use magic,
    so we'll support from behind.
[05:41] Leila
    I'll be the rear guard.
[05:43] Noir
    Awesome, Leila! You totally
    know what you're doing!
[05:46] Leila
    I go hunting monsters with
    my guildmates all the time.
[05:50] Hjorth
    She's got both wit and beauty.
[05:51] Kent
    And soon, we'll see her...
[06:02] Kent
    It doesn't seem like any monsters are around,
    but what if there are traps somewhere?
[06:07] Hjorth
    Don't worry. I have
    the Trap Perception skill.
[06:10] Noir
    I just want to get to the hot spring,
[06:13] Noir
    but I doubt my troubles will end there.
[06:15] Hjorth
    Noir, step back.
[06:19] Hjorth
    Talk about a close call.
[06:29] Noir
    Th-Thanks, Hjorth.
[06:32] Hjorth
    It's nothing. I don't need a reason
    to help out my friends.
[06:36] Hjorth
    Peek.
[06:38] Emma
    Look! How cute!
[06:40] Leila
    That's a rare wildflower.
[06:44] Noir
    But who put a pitfall here?
[06:46] Pixie
    I know who did it.
[06:49] Pixie
    The people who dug that hole
    are bad people called bandits.
[06:54] Noir
    Who are you?
[06:56] Pixie
    I'm a pixie. I'm not a bad monster.
[07:00] Hjorth
    Yeah, she doesn't look bad.
[07:06] Emma
    She's so cute!
[07:08] Leila
    She's like a little fairy!
SIGN    She's so little and cute!
[07:13] Noir
    I'm pretty sure pixies trick humans...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Pixie Lv.5
SIGN    
    Skill
[07:17] Noir
    That Monster Puppetry skill
    is a bit concerning.
[07:19] Noir
    As for Ms. Elna...
[07:23] Noir
    Guess this is all up to us students.
[07:26] Pixie
    You're all headed to the
    hot spring, aren't you?
[07:29] Pixie
    I know a shortcut!
[07:31] Hjorth
    A shortcut? Tell us!
[07:34] Kent
    We want to get there fast!
[07:36] Pixie
    This way.
SIGN    Score!
SIGN    I guess some monsters can be good.
SIGN    We can finally get in the hot spring!
[07:53] Pixie
    It's just about a five-minute
    walk to the hot spring.
[07:56] Noir
    It's pretty dark in here, and the
    formation we came up with is shot now.
[08:01] Hjorth
    Oh, we'll be fine.
[08:02] Hjorth
    If it seems dangerous, we can turn back.
[08:05] Hjorth
    And I can detect traps, remember?
[08:07] Noir
    Yeah, but...
[08:12] Pixie
    Why did you draw your sword?
[08:15] Noir
    Just in case. I'm a bit of a coward.
[08:19] Pixie
    But it's scary! Please put it away.
[08:22] Noir
    But, I mean...
[08:25] Noir
    Wait!
[08:27] Noir
    Those holes... I think something
    might be hiding in them.
[08:32] Pixie
    There's nothing in them.
[08:34] Pixie
    If there were any monsters,
    I'd get attacked.
[08:38] Noir
    True, but you have the
    Monster Puppetry skill.
[08:44] Noir
    You're using that skill
    to control some monsters
[08:46] Noir
    so they'll ambush us, right?
[08:48] Hjorth
    Wait, seriously?
[08:51] Pixie
    I guess there's no point
    in hiding it anymore!
[08:54] Pixie
    Get them, Lizardmen!
[09:02] Noir
    G-Guys!
[09:04] Noir
    We just need to regroup,
    get back into formation,
[09:06] Noir
    and deal with them one by—
[09:09] Hjorth
    Get them!
[09:11] Kent
    We're definitely going to peek...
SIGN    ...into the women's bath!
SIGN    Don't get in our way!
[09:17] Noir
    You guys want to peek that badly?!
[09:23] Noir
    Crap! The girls!
[09:26] Leila
    Demon Fist!
[09:30] Emma
    You're not gonna stand between
    me and my hot spring!
[09:37] Noir
    This hot spring must be something else...
[09:43] Pixie
    Th-This wasn't supposed to happen...
[09:45] Pixie
    H-Humans are all ugly and stupid!
[09:48] Pixie
    Die! Nyah!
[09:52] Noir
    Bestowing Weight + 10 Kilograms.
[10:03] Elna
    Now do you understand?
[10:06] Elna
    There are monsters that try to act
    innocent to lure you into traps,
[10:11] Elna
    so you need to be careful—
[10:11] Hjorth
    Hey!
[10:13] Hjorth
    Look over there! I see it!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    We're here!
SIGN    I'm beat!
SIGN    I want to wash all my sweat off.
[10:21] Elna
    Like any of you are listening.
[10:26] S Class Boys
    The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter!
[10:35] Matron
    You must be from the Hero Academy.
[10:37] Matron
    The bathing times are designated and split
    between the men and the women.
[10:42] Matron
    It's currently open only
    for our lady guests.
[10:44] Emma
    Hot spring! Hot spring!
[10:47] Maria
    That was rather tiring.
[10:48] Amane
    Yes. I'd love to wash off all
    this sweat immediately, but...
[10:53] Hjorth
    Ladies, please. Not to worry.
[10:56] Hjorth
    We may be rotten, but we are still
    students of the Hero Academy.
[11:00] Hjorth
    We are heroes! Therefore, we would
    never ever do something so wrong
[11:04] Hjorth
    as practice voyeuristic activities!
[11:05] S Class Boys
    We would never!
[11:07] Leila
    W-Well, if you say so...
[11:09] Amane
    I guess...
[11:11] Noir
    This must be thanks to the fact that
    we defeated those monsters together!
[11:15] Noir
    I'm so glad they changed their min—
[11:17] Hjorth
    You guys wanna go see some naked girls?!
[11:20] Boys
    Yeah!
[11:22] Noir
    I-I was naïve...
SIGN    The time has come!
SIGN    Let's do this!
SIGN    Burn that sight into your eyes!
[11:33] Hjorth
    I am the one who proposed a plan
    to nurture these young men,
[11:36] Hjorth
    and I shall also act as your leader.
    My name is Hjorth Boyle.
[11:39] Hjorth
    Despite our pure, fiery passion,
[11:41] Hjorth
    we must do everything we can to
    avoid being labeled peeping toms!
[11:47] Hjorth
    That's why we're using these!
[11:49] Kent
    Hell yeah! This is perfect!
[11:51] Kent
    Let's do this!
SIGN    I put it on backwards!
[11:54] Hjorth
    Noir, here's yours.
[11:57] Noir
    Oh, uh...
[12:01] Hjorth
    What's wrong? Hurry up.
[12:04] Noir
    I-I don't...
[12:06] (Flashback) Emma
    We're counting on you, Noir!
[12:08] (Flashback) Girls
    Yeah!
[12:13] Noir
    I can't participate in this.
[12:20] Hjorth
    He's a traitor! Capture him!
[12:48] Leila
    We can finally relax.
[12:50] Emma
    Yeah!
[12:53] Emma
    Hey, did you see the bath?
[12:55] Maria
    I did. It's so big!
[12:58] Amane
    And the view is lovely.
[13:00] Emma
    Okay! I'm getting in first!
SIGN    Hold it!
SIGN    Traitor!
[13:05] Hjorth
    Go, go, go! Head right
    into the women's bath!
[13:10] Noir
    I-I have to stop them somehow!
[13:14] Hjorth
    There! That's it!
[13:16] Noir
    Oh, no...
[13:19] Elna
    Earthen Wall.
SIGN    Ow...
[13:37] Noir
    Ms. Elna! Perfect timing!
[13:41] Elna
    I never thought you'd be the one, Noir...
[13:43] Elna
    If you thought you could sneak a peek,
    you've got another thing coming.
[13:46] Noir
    N-N-No! I'm trying to
    stop the other boys, too!
[13:50] Elna
    Uh-huh...
[13:55] Hjorth
    Do not falter! Advance!
[13:59] Elna
    I'm afraid your words aren't enough.
[14:01] Noir
    I know...
[14:05] Elna
    I'm going to rake you across the coals.
[14:07] Noir
    Your backs are wide open!
[14:09] Noir
    Stone Bullet!
[14:11] Elna
    Earthen Bullet!
SIGN    Boobies...
SIGN    Butts...
SIGN    Armpits...
SIGN    Napes...
[14:22] Noir
    Th-They're so persistent.
[14:24] Elna
    I guess you all want more punishment.
[14:27] Hjorth
    I don't want any meaningless bloodshed.
[14:29] Hjorth
    Do not get in the way of the
    villainous organization Dark Sword.
[14:33] Noir
    Didn't you say something about a plan
    to nurture young men earlier?
[14:36] Hjorth
    What? I have no idea
    what you're talking about.
[14:39] Elna
    That voice... You must be Hjorth.
[14:41] Hjorth
    I guess it's futile now.
[14:49] Elna
    Noir, I'll take care of things here.
[14:52] Hjorth
    Even you can't stop me right now, Ms. Elna!
[15:06] Noir
    M-Ms. Elna! Are you okay?
[15:10] Elna
    Noir, you saved me...
    So I'll let this slide.
[15:13] Noir
    Huh?
[15:16] Elna
    Move your hands already.
[15:18] Noir
    I-I'm so sorry!
[15:22] Hjorth
    Did you see that?!
[15:25] Elna
    You're more powerful than usual.
    You did something, didn't you?
[15:30] Hjorth
    You figured it out?
[15:31] Hjorth
    Yes... It's all so I can see
    the girls in our class naked!
[15:44] Hjorth
    I collected tons of magical potions
    and items to make myself more muscular!
[15:49] Hjorth
    I used my whole life savings!
[15:52] Elna
    Your stupidity is on another level.
[15:54] Elna
    You did all that just to
    see your classmates naked?
[15:58] Hjorth
    Just to? Just to see that?!
[16:02] Hjorth
    Of course I did!
[16:04] Hjorth
    I get excited because they're my classmates!
[16:09] Hjorth
    True lewdness is best
    when it's within reach!
[16:13] Hjorth
    I'd risk my life for that, you asswipe!
[16:19] Elna
    O-Oh... My bad, I guess.
[16:22] Noir
    W-We can clearly see you're
    passionate about this,
[16:25] Noir
    but I think there's a
    line you shouldn't cross.
[16:27] Hjorth
    Hey, come on. Be honest with yourself, Noir.
[16:30] Hjorth
    This is what guys dream about.
    This is our dream.
[16:36] Noir
    I mean, I get it... I'm a guy, too.
[16:40] Hjorth
    You want to see them, too, don't you?
[16:43] Hjorth
    Then go ahead and look!
[16:46] Hjorth
    Come on! Let's go look!
[16:48] Noir
    He's got a point. He's got a point, but...
[16:54] Noir
    I can't hurt any girls' feelings
    over our selfish desires!
[16:59] Hjorth
    Huh?
[17:01] Noir
    Naked girls are precious!
[17:04] Noir
    Cheating to get a peek is despicable!
[17:08] Hjorth
    You stupid... little traitor!
[17:12] Elna
    Noir!
[17:13] Noir
    It's okay!
[17:19] Elna
    Hjorth has powered up his
    muscles to their limits.
[17:22] Elna
    He's dangerous!
[17:22] Noir
    This is a fight over a true man's
    conviction! I can't lose!
[17:29] Hjorth
    I will get to the women's
    bath no matter what!
[17:32] Noir
    I-I won't let you!
[17:40] Hjorth
    Heh! The one who has stronger
    ideals will always win the battle!
[17:46] Hjorth
    I guess that's all you've got.
[17:48] Hjorth
    I'm gonna get a good eyeful of Emma naked.
[17:52] Noir
    I-I can't lose...
[17:56] Noir
    I'll Get Creative and
    make the Powerless skill...
[18:00] Noir
    and Bestow it on him!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
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SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2200
SIGN    
    Get Creative, make ,
    and Bestow to Hjorth
[18:05] Hjorth
    Wha—
[18:07] Noir
    I'm not...
[18:12] Noir
    going to lose in this
    battle of determination!
[18:29] Elna
    Looks like it's all over.
[18:33] Elna
    I got to witness your true determination.
[18:35] Noir
    Ms. Elna...
[18:41] Elna
    What's so funny?
[18:43] Hjorth
    Too bad. We still won.
[18:50] Hjorth
    Go forth! Our short and
    unnoticeable speedster, Kent!
[18:54] Kent
    I was just playing possum!
    Don't worry, guys! I've got you!
[18:58] Kent
    I'll make sure to write a report
    about my findings!
[19:01] Noir
    H-Hold it!
[19:03] Kent
    I'll be right there, girls!
[19:07] Noir
    He's so fast!
[19:09] Noir
    Maybe I can Bestow Heavy on him...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Get Creative, make ,
    and Bestow to Kent
SIGN    LP needed: 2000
[19:11] Noir
    Two thousand?!
[19:12] Noir
    I guess it costs more to
    affect skills they're good at.
[19:16] Kent
    Almost there...
[19:18] Noir
    I'll only have 200 LP left if I do that.
[19:21] Noir
    I'd be risking my life, but...
[19:24] Kent
    Emma's colossal melons!
    I'm gonna get an eyeful!
[19:28] Noir
    I'm going to stop him!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 37 -10 b 39 -10 40 -9 40 -7 l 40 7 b 40 9 39 10 37 10 l -37 10 b -39 10 -40 9 -40 7 l -40 -7 b -40 -9 -39 -10 -37 -10 l 0 -10
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP.2200
SIGN    Noir Stardia LP. 200
SIGN    Get Creative, make ,
    and Bestow to Kent
[19:34] Kent
    My legs...
[19:35] Noir
    Okay!
[19:38] Noir
    He just won't give up!
[19:40] Kent
    We win, suckers!
[19:43] Noir
    Oh, no, you don't!
[19:56] Noir
    Girls! Get out of the bath right now!
    There's a peeping tom!
[20:02] Noir
    Huh?
[20:07] Emma
    Noir? What are you doing?
[20:09] Noir
    Huh? What are you girls doing?
    I thought you were going to take a bath.
[20:14] Emma
    We got undressed and were about to...
[20:17] Leila
    But then Ms. Elna told us to hold off.
[20:19] Noir
    S-So she managed to stop you...
[20:24] Elna
    Looks like you kept your promise.
[20:28] Elna
    Thanks to you, they didn't fall victim
    to the boys' evil schemes.
[20:32] Noir
    Th-Thank goodness...
[20:34] Emma
    Noir?! What's wrong?
[20:37] Noir
    I-I used up too much LP...
[20:41] Emma
    Noir? Noir?!
[20:48] ---
    This is the best!
SIGN    It feels so nice!
SIGN    My skin feels so smooth!
SIGN    It's so warm!
[20:55] Elna
    Don't remove the towel on
    your eyes or your waist.
[20:58] Noir
    M-Ms. Elna...
[21:00] Elna
    Don't worry. I trapped
    the boys in their room.
SIGN    Let us see them naked!
SIGN    Let us out!
SIGN    Please!
SIGN    Let us out!
[21:10] Elna
    It's all thanks to you that we were
    able to stop the boys from peeping,
[21:14] Elna
    so as a reward, you can bathe with us.
[21:17] Noir
    I-I get to bathe with you?
[21:19] Elna
    You fought for the girls,
    so I'll allow that much.
[21:23] Elna
    Right, girls?
SIGN    Sure!
[21:27] Emma
    We're all grateful, Noir.
[21:29] Maria
    S-So this is a man's...
[21:32] Amane
    Ah, so this is how your muscles look.
[21:34] Leila
    Y-You're far more...
[21:37] Noir
    A-Are they enjoying a helpless guy?
[21:41] Emma
    Noir, you don't have enough LP, right?
[21:44] Emma
    In that case...
[21:47] Noir
    E-Emma?! What is that you're
    pressing against my face?
[21:51] Emma
    It's a secret!
[21:53] Elna
    I guess I'll use these instead
    of my ass this time.
[21:58] Noir
    Ms. Elna, too?!
[22:00] Noir
    These seem softer than last time!
[22:05] Lenore
    How disgusting.
[22:07] Maria
    This is quite a thrilling sight.
[22:10] Amane
    I'm a girl, and I'm still getting jealous.
[22:13] Leila
    I-Is this what this school's always like?
[22:16] Emma
    Take that!
[22:17] Elna
    And this, too.
[22:18] Emma
    Well, Noir? Does that feel nice?
[22:22] ---
    Take that!
[22:25] Noir
    My LP easily surpassed 10,000 that night.
[24:03] Olivia
    Next time, "Noir's Decision."
SIGN    #11 "Noir's Decision"
SIGN    Illustration: Pukyunosuke