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E1 - Nothing Was Working Out

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SIGN    August 2016
[00:20] Kyo
    Can't sleep.
[00:26] Kyo
    Huh? What's this?
SIGN    SucceedSoft Official Stream
[00:30] Sign
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SIGN    We'll be starting soon.
    Thanks for your patience
[00:32] Hostess
    Thank you all for waiting!
[00:34] Hostess
    It's finally time for SucceedSoft's
    big new announcement!
[00:41] Kyo
    What big new announcement?
SIGN    hype levels: low
SIGN    time for another succeed sequel lol
[00:43] Kyo
    I guess I remember an announcement
    about an announcement.
SIGN    go back to making eroge
SIGN    it's Judgment Day
SIGN    the audience has already given up hope, huh
SIGN    hurry it up already
[00:47] Kyo
    I understand where they're coming from.
SIGN    Get out of here beardo
SIGN    Here we goooo
SIGN    imma lol if it's an eroge
SIGN    as long as it's good
SIGN    I'd be glad for a new title even if it's a social game
SIGN    it's still in development, so I bet stuff is still undecided
SIGN    short version: it's another sequel
SIGN    get the beard guy off camera
SIGN    Sumi-pyon looks adorbs
SIGN    This is it!
SIGN    It's a brand new game!
SIGN    Eroge! Eroge!
SIGN    wait so when's it coming out??? lol
SIGN    well Q3 ends in September, that's probably when their next big title comes out
SIGN    lol if it's a remake
SIGN    i've got faith in the devs
SIGN    it's been 30 years already...
SIGN    SucceedSoft
SIGN    30th Anniversary Project
SIGN    whoaaaa
SIGN    whoaaaa
SIGN    whoaaaa
SIGN    whoaaaa
SIGN    here we go
SIGN    ohhhhhhh
SIGN    ohhhhhhh
SIGN    ohhhhhhh
SIGN    ohhhhhhh
[01:04] Kyo
    Are you kidding me?
SIGN    For real?
SIGN    lol they're re-assembling the platinum gen
SIGN    they're actually serious
SIGN    Scenario
    Kawagoe Kyouichi
SIGN    Theme Song
SIGN    Character Design
    Akishima Shino
SIGN    even getting one platinum would be awesome, so three is huge
[01:06] Kyo
    Kawagoe Kyouichi, N@NA,
    and Akishima Shino?
SIGN    huh????????
SIGN    wow, I'm actually looking forward to this
SIGN    herewegoherewegoherewego
SIGN    whoooooa
SIGN    N@NA-samahhhhhh
SIGN    shino da god is here
SIGN    This is what I've been waiting for
SIGN    succeed's getting serious lol
SIGN    they're getting the gen's biggest together lmao
SIGN    this is actually a really big deal
[01:11] Kyo
    They're all-stars
    from the Platinum Generation!
SIGN    I started crying the minute I saw Kawagoe Kyouchi's name
[01:14] Kyo
    What kind of budget are they dealing with?
[01:17] Kyo
    The reaction has to be crazy...
SIGN    Succeed's new game
[01:24] Search Sign
    I shouldn't.
[01:28] Kyo
    I always loved things like video games,
    light novels, and anime.
[01:33] Kyo
    I wanted to try working in the industry,
[01:36] Kyo
    so I quit the office job I had
    and joined a bishoujo game developer...
[01:40] Kyo
    Where the workplace was more
    terrible than I had ever imagined,
[01:43] Kyo
    we released games that didn't sell,
    and ultimately shut down.
[01:50] Kyo
    My name's Hashiba Kyoya,
    and I'm 28 years old.
[01:52] Kyo
    The kind of soon-to-be-middle-aged bachelor
[01:55] Kyo
    that you can find just about anywhere.
[01:58] Kyo
    As you might expect, I've got
    no girlfriend, and no money.
[02:02] Kyo
    And now I don't even have a job...
[02:12] Kyo
    Which means I can't pay rent anymore,
[02:17] Kyo
    forcing me to pay for an express bus ticket
    with the last of my cash.
[02:21] Kyo
    And here I find myself here,
    back at my parents' house.
[02:25] Kyo
    Directing, video editing,
    image editing, art assistant,
[02:30] Kyo
    sub-scenario writing, logo design...
[02:33] Kyo
    I tried my hand at everything I could,
    and none of it amounted to anything.
[02:38] Kyo
    What was the point of it all?
[02:55] Kyo
    Akishima Shino is so amazing.
SIGN    huh????????
SIGN    shino da god is here
SIGN    whoooooa
SIGN    wow, I'm actually looking forward to this
SIGN    This is what I've been waiting for
SIGN    Scenario
    Kawagoe Kyouichi
SIGN    Theme Song
SIGN    Character Design
    Akishima Shino
SIGN    they're getting the gen's biggest together lmao
SIGN    succeed's getting serious lol
SIGN    Character Design
    Akishima Shino
SIGN    this is actually a really big deal
SIGN     Calling
     Hashiba Miyoko
SIGN     Calling
     Hashiba Miyoko
SIGN     Calling
     Hashiba Miyoko
SIGN     Calling
     Hashiba Miyoko
SIGN     Calling
     Hashiba Miyoko
SIGN     Calling
     Hashiba Miyoko
[03:23] Kyouya
    Hello?
[03:23] Miyo
    Onii-chan? You doing okay?
[03:26] Kyouya
    Nope.
[03:27] Kyouya
    What's up?
[03:28] Miyo
    Well, I was going through my stuff
    and I found something of yours.
[03:32] Miyo
    I thought I'd drop it off later.
[03:34] Kyouya
    Something of mine? What?
[03:36] Miyo
    The letter from when
    you got into art school.
[03:38] Miyo
    You're proud of it, right?
[03:41] Miyo
    I'll see you later, then.
[03:50] Kyouya
    Art school, huh?
[03:55] Kyouya
    I got into two schools,
    and I wasn't sure which to attend.
[04:01] Kyouya
    One was the economics department
    of a regular university.
[04:04] Kyouya
    The other was the visual arts
    program of an art school.
[04:09] Kyouya
    My admiration for creatives lead me to
    take the entrance exam on a lark...
[04:14] Kyouya
    But I passed somehow.
SIGN    Notice of Acceptance
SIGN    Exam ID:
SIGN    Name: Hashiba Kyoya
SIGN    This letter is to notify you of your acceptance
    into the academic programs listed below for
     the exam that you took in 2004.
[04:16] Kyouya
    But I didn't attend.
[04:18] Kyouya
    I didn't have the confidence
    to try a creative career,
[04:20] Kyouya
    and regular college work seemed easier.
[04:27] Kyouya
    I wonder what would've happened
    if I had gone to art school instead.
SIGN    The Platinum Generation
    
     "A convergence in the visual art department of Oonaka University of the Arts"
     Kawagoe Kyoichi
     N@NA
     Akishima Shino
[04:32] Kyouya
    The Platinum Generation
    are all the same age as me.
[04:36] Kyouya
    If I had gone to art school instead,
[04:39] Kyouya
    maybe I would've become
    a creator, like them.
[04:42] Kyouya
    I wonder if I could wake up,
    and be back in time...
[04:46] Kyouya
    And then I'd change things.
[04:51] Miyo
    Onii-chan?
[04:53] Miyo
    Onii-chan...
[04:55] Miyo
    Onii-chan!
[05:00] Kyouya
    Would it kill you to knock—
[05:03] Miyo
    Here you go.
[05:11] Miyo
    See ya.
[05:12] Miyo
    You're welcome, by the way.
[05:17] Kyouya
    I guess it doesn't work that way.
SIGN    Notice of Acceptance
SIGN    Number
SIGN    Hashiba Kyoya-sama
SIGN    We are contacting you to let you know you passed
     the entrance exam to Oonaka University of the Arts
     Visual Arts program that you took in 2004.
[05:28] Kyouya
    There's nothing I can do now.
[05:34] Kyouya
    I'd better look for a job.
SIGN    September 2016
SIGN    We wish you luck in your future endeavors.
[06:24] Kyouya
    Don't do it!
[06:33] Kyouya
    I am so sorry!
[06:36] Eiko
    Did I seriously look that suicidal?
[06:42] Kyouya
    Well... you looked kinda lonely, maybe?
[06:50] Kyouya
    I said kind of lonely—
[06:52] Kyouya
    S-Sorry!
[06:55] Eiko
    Oh, sorry.
[06:57] Eiko
    When I remembered what I was worried about,
    I got pissed off all of a sudden.
[07:02] Kyoya
    It must be pretty serious.
[07:03] Eiko
    Tell me about it!
[07:06] Eiko
    We had staff run out on us
    at a critical juncture.
[07:08] Kyoya
    They ran off?
[07:10] Eiko
    Well, I work at a company
    that makes games, right?
[07:13] Eiko
    Though I guess it's not really
    unheard of in this industry.
[07:19] Eiko
    What are the odds that
    I just stumble across someone
[07:22] Eiko
    who can direct, edit images and video,
[07:25] Eiko
    and has a general knowledge
    of web development...
[07:28] Eiko
    And since I'm asking, maybe they
    could hook me up with an illustrator.
[07:33] Kyoya
    Uh...
[07:35] Eiko
    What?
[07:36] Kyoya
    That sounds like me.
[07:39] Eiko
    It does?
[07:41] Kyoya
    I think it does, anyway.
[07:51] Kyoya
    I can't believe I landed
    a gig at SucceedSoft.
[08:01] Kyoya
    Better work hard! This is a big chance!
SIGN    Development Group 2
[08:10] ---
    Welcome, Hashiba Kyoya-san.
[08:13] ---
    I'm the head of SucceedSoft's
    second development group, Kawasegawa.
[08:17] ---
    Nice to have you.
[08:18] Kyoya
    Right! I'm very glad to be working here!
[08:22] Kyoya
    She's the team head?
[08:24] Kyoya
    But she's only about my age...
    or even younger.
[08:29] Kyoya
    Amazing.
[08:31] Kyoya
    I'm going to go ahead and explain
    what you'll need to get started.
[08:35] Kyoya
    Right!
SIGN    Materials Room
[08:39] Kyoya
    This is the room where we've put
    the reference material for our new title.
[08:44] Kyoya
    But we're short-staffed,
    and you can see what that's led to.
[08:47] Kyoya
    I apologize you for sticking you
    with basic chores for your first job, but...
[08:51] Kyoya
    I'm counting on you.
[08:56] Kyoya
    I shouldn't have expected too much, I guess.
[08:59] Kyoya
    I'll just be grateful to even have a job.
[09:04] Kyoya
    Huh?
SIGN    Data
SIGN    Shopping District By Station
SIGN    Tea Set
SIGN    Camera
SIGN    Classmate 1
SIGN    Classmate 1
SIGN    Classmate 2
SIGN    Park Play Sets
SIGN    Heroine 1 Accessory
[09:08] Kyoya
    Wait, isn't this...
[09:12] Kyoya
    This should probably be like this.
[09:15] Kyoya
    And this like this...
[09:17] Kyoya
    Let's change how this is organized.
[09:27] Kyoya
    The filers were previously labeled
     only with numbers.
[09:32] Kyoya
    So I labeled each type of file
     with a letter of the alphabet,
[09:34] Kyoya
    and a number to distinguish them.
SIGN    Characters
[09:38] Kyoya
    I made digital copies of anything
    we didn't need hard copies of,
[09:42] Kyoya
    and filed the hard copies on the shelves.
[09:46] Kyoya
    I made sure to label the toys
    and figurines too,
[09:50] Kyoya
    so now we can keep track of it all via PC.
[09:54] Kyoya
    So... what do you think?
[09:59] Eiko
    Well, I have to say,
    it's not what I expected.
[10:02] Eiko
    Relax, though.
[10:04] Eiko
    You exceeded those expectations.
SIGN    October 2016
[10:13] Kyoya
    We can delay the deadline by a week,
[10:16] Kyoya
    but in exchange I'd like to see whatever
    you have now, even if it's still rough.
[10:20] Kyoya
    That way we can get things rolling
    for the backgrounds.
[10:23] Kyoya
    As for your next set of specs,
    getting them ready by tonight is...
[10:30] Kyoya
    Sorry, it's going to have to
    wait until tomorrow.
[10:32] Kyoya
    If you'll excuse me.
[10:36] Coworker 1
    Thanks so much, Hashiba-san.
[10:38] Coworker 1
    I don't know what it is, but that artist tends
    to lose their temper with me really fast.
[10:42] Coworker 1
    Your softball approach is a huge help.
[10:44] Kyoya
    Not a problem at all.
[10:45] Kyoya
    Just make sure to have the text
    specifications ready for them.
[10:49] Coworker 2
    Hashiba-san! About that tutorial video
    for that item we talked about yesterday...
[10:54] Kyoya
    Don't worry! I've got it!
[10:56] Kyoya
    I'll make sure it's ready to check
    at tomorrow's morning meeting.
[10:59] Coworkers
    Hashiba-san!
[11:00] Coworkers
    Do you have time to edit this image later?
[11:03] Kyoya
    Sure thing! I'll have it ready by tonight.
[11:07] Coworkers
    Hashiba-kun, I could use a hand...
[11:09] Kyoya
    Got it, I'll figure it out!
[11:11] Coworker
    Hashiba, sorry, do you have a second?
[11:13] Kyoya
    Coming!
[11:14] Eiko
    Never thought someone assuming I was
    jumping off an overpass would be so fortunate.
[11:20] Kyoya
    I'm glad we had that misunderstanding, too.
[11:22] Eiko
    It still kind of hurts my feelings, though.
[11:24] Kyoya
    And I am really sorry about that!
[11:35] Eiko
    I had a lot of worries back then.
[11:39] Eiko
    I was feeling really fed up,
    which was when you saw me.
[11:44] Eiko
    It's kind of a mess
    at our company, y'know.
[11:47] Kyoya
    Howso?
[11:48] Eiko
    The team working on a social game
    is calling us "budget parasites."
[11:54] Eiko
    And they try to screw
    with our development as a result.
[11:57] Kyoya
    But isn't this a big anniversary project?
[11:59] Kyoya
    Why would they do that?
[12:03] Eiko
    Not everyone feels like celebrating.
[12:06] Eiko
    And not caring about the anniversary
    means they think it's all a waste.
[12:15] Eiko
    But I want to make sure
    this project is a success.
[12:20] Eiko
    I don't want to waste a chance to work
    with the Platinum Generation.
[12:24] Kyoya
    You really care about it, huh?
[12:29] Kyoya
    Having you on board has been a huge help.
[12:33] Kyoya
    Thank you so much.
[12:34] Kyoya
    That's okay. This is
    a special project for me, too.
[12:40] Kyoya
    You really like Akishima Shino's art, huh?
[12:43] Kyoya
    Yeah.
[12:45] Eiko
    The sooner you become
    a permanent employee, the better.
[12:48] Kyoya
    How are my prospects, on that front?
[12:49] Eiko
    Well, it's part of the contract.
[12:52] Eiko
    After six months, you'll be
    considered for the position.
[12:55] Kyoya
    I better work hard, then!
[12:57] Eiko
    I bet you want to meet
    the Platinum Gen soon, too.
[13:01] Kyoya
    Yeah!
SIGN    November 2016
SIGN    I hate to ask, but would we be able to get additional time?
[13:15] Coworker 3
    We haven't gotten any
    more of the script yet.
[13:18] Coworker 1
    Having nothing show up
    for a whole month isn't normal, right?
[13:22] Coworker 3
    I wonder what the chief thinks.
[13:24] Coworker 1
    She's been out a lot lately.
[13:31] Eiko
    Everyone, can I have a word?
[13:39] Eiko
    I have something I need to tell you all.
[13:45] Eiko
    The Platinum project...
[13:50] Eiko
    has been frozen, as decided
    by a meeting of the board of directors.
[13:56] Kyoya
    Why?! What happened?
[14:00] Eiko
    I wish I could have done more.
[14:04] Eiko
    I'm sorry.
[14:08] Coworkers
    All that work, and for what?
[14:10] Coworkers
    What's gonna happen to our team?
[14:10] Coworkers
    Management only cares
    about the social game, anyway.
[14:12] Coworkers
    Are we gonna be split up?
[14:13] Coworkers
    Damn it, this kills my motivation.
[14:14] Coworkers
    Guess I'm drinking myself silly tonight.
[14:17] Kyoya
    Again...
[14:19] Kyoya
    It happened again.
[14:48] Kyoya
    The team was laid off
    and my contract was canceled.
[15:04] Kyoya
    What did I do wrong?
[15:11] Kyoya
    If I had chosen this instead...
[15:14] Kyoya
    I'd be pouring my heart into creating,
    brainstorming with my friends,
[15:17] Kyoya
    thinking, then creating something new...
SIGN    The Platinum Generation
    
     "A convergence in the visual art department of Oonaka University of the Arts"
     Kawagoe Kyoichi
     N@NA
     Akishima Shino
[15:21] Kyoya
    And I would've met
    the Platinum Generation.
[15:24] Kyoya
    We could've worked together,
    inspired each other...
[15:28] Kyoya
    And...
[15:30] Kyoya
    And then...
[15:32] Kyoya
    What the hell difference does it make?!
[15:38] Kyoya
    It's too late.
[15:44] Miyo
    Onii-chan?
[15:46] Miyo
    Onii-chan!
[15:48] Miyo
    Onii-chan.
[15:52] Miyo
    Finally. Were you so excited
    you passed out, or something?
[15:56] Kyoya
    Come on... are you being sarcastic or—
[15:59] Kyoya
    Uh... since when are you into cosplay?
[16:03] Miyo
    What're you talking about?
[16:05] Miyo
    Anyway, Dad wanted to to know what
    you wanted for your celebratory dinner.
[16:11] Kyoya
    Celebrating?
[16:12] Miyo
    You were freaking out
    about getting in before.
[16:15] Miyo
    "I got into Oonaka Arts!"
[16:18] Kyoya
    That was a decade ago.
[16:21] Miyo
    Onii-chan, what are you talking about?
[16:24] Kyoya
    What do you mean? I could ask you...
[16:31] Kyoya
    Uh, did you borrow some of my books?
[16:35] Miyo
    Sure didn't.
[16:36] Miyo
    You always get mad when I do.
[16:38] Kyoya
    But... there's only the first seven
    volumes of The Familiar of Zero.
[16:42] Kyoya
    Plus, Haganai, Asterisk,
    and No Game, No Life are missing.
[16:47] Kyoya
    Huh?
[16:50] Kyoya
    Didn't we get rid of this CRT?
[16:54] Kyoya
    And...
[16:56] Kyoya
    Only a PreS2? What happened to the PreS3?
[16:59] Kyoya
    Maybe I should use my smartphone to—
[17:02] Kyoya
    A flip phone?!
[17:12] Kyoya
    2006?!
[17:21] Kyoya
    "Once time passes, it never comes back."
[17:24] Kyoya
    "There are no second chances in life."
[17:27] Kyoya
    I always believed that...
[17:29] Kyoya
    But right now, what I am experiencing
SIGN    Oonaka University of Art, Visual Arts Department
[17:34] Kyoya
    is the world from ten years ago that
    I've been dying to go back to.
SIGN    Oonaka University of Art
SIGN    April 2006
[19:26] Kyoya
    I have no idea how it happened,
    but I've reverted ten years into the past.
[19:36] Kyoya
    It's when I was choosing
    what university to attend.
[19:39] Kyoya
    Where I was pondering my own future,
[19:43] Kyoya
    instead of pondering
    the nature of the world.
[19:50] Kyoya
    I hope this is the right way?
[19:53] Kyoya
    Ichisuka Higashi... Ichisuka Higashi?
[19:56] Kyoya
    I take this right, then.
[20:02] Kyoya
    Back then, I chose the ordinary path
    because I wasn't sure of my own potential.
[20:08] Kyoya
    As a result, I had some
    seriously bitter experiences.
[20:12] Kyoya
    Which is why, when I found myself back in time,
[20:14] Kyoya
    there was only really one option.
[20:21] Kyoya
    Here we go.
[20:22] Kyoya
    Share House Kitayama.
[20:30] Kyoya
    Excuse me?
[20:38] Kyoya
    Am I the first one here?
[20:42] Mover
    This is Akashika Movers!
[20:44] Kyo
    Coming!
[20:45] Mover
    Thank you.
SIGN    Akashika Movers
[20:53] Kyoya
    All right, let's start putting stuff away.
[21:00] Kyoya
    The rest can wait until tomorrow.
[21:17] Kyoya
    My Dad asked me to make one promise:
[21:20] Kyoya
    Since your diet can become lopsided
    when you're living on your own,
[21:23] Kyoya
    I have to eat plenty of fermented foods,
[21:25] Kyoya
    whether it comes
    from lactic acid or from natto.
[21:28] Kyoya
    I really should have bought a sports
    drink when I picked this up.
[21:38] Kyoya
    I'm an art student now.
[21:41] Kyoya
    Maybe I'll get to work together with
    Akishima Shino, Kawagoe Kyouichi, and N@NA...
[21:49] Kyoya
    And then... I'll finally...
[21:53] Kyoya
    Finally...
[22:02] Prez
    Hashiba-kun?
[22:04] Prez
    Hashiba-kun...
[22:06] Prez
    Hashiba-kun.
[22:08] Prez
    Hashiba-kun!
[22:11] Prez
    Hashiba-kun...
[22:13] Prez
    What are you dozing off for, Hashiba-kun?
[22:16] Kyoya
    P-President?!
[22:17] Kyoya
    Am I back at my old job?!
[22:19] President
    Stop daydreaming!
[22:21] President
    The CG illustrations still aren't finished
    for Pretty Booty, Hashiba-kun!
[22:25] Goons
    Where's that damn president?!
[22:28] Goons
    Mr. Prez, hope you're ready
    to pay what you owe... with interest.
[22:34] Kyoya
    H-Hang on, this has to be a mistake!
[22:36] Prez
    Cut!
[22:38] Prez
    That's no good, Hashiba-kun!
[22:40] Prez
    You have to run from
    the debt collectors, Hashiba-kun!
[22:42] Kyoya
    President?
[22:43] Prez
    Life isn't like a movie!
    There are no second takes, Hashiba-kun!
[22:49] Prez
    Okay, let's try this again.
[22:52] Prez
    Take two, get ready...
[22:54] Prez
    Because there won't be a third, Hashiba-kun!
[22:56] Prez
    Now, run into the light!
    The future is up to you, Hashiba-kun!
[23:05] Prez
    Scene 5, Cut 12, ready...
[23:08] Prez
    Action!
[23:10] Goons
    Where's that damn president?!
[23:12] Kyoya
    I can't let it end here!
[23:18] Kyoya
    No way is that happening!
[23:33] Kyoya
    What a nasty nightmare.
[23:44] Kyoya
    Where have I seen this before?
SIGN    Description
SIGN    Situation: A girl is sleeping in front of the protagonist.
SIGN    Clothing: Her pajama top has partially slid off her shoulder,
     with some of her bosom exposed.
[23:50] Kyoya
    Oh, right, it was in an eroge we made.
[23:54] Kyoya
    I guess I haven't woken up yet.
[24:06] Shino
    Is it morning already?
[24:16] Kyoya
    So cute...
[24:23] Kyoya
    Y-Yes?
[24:33] Shino
    Thirsty...
[24:35] Kyoya
    Wait, I...
[24:38] Kyoya
    already... started on that.
[24:47] Shino
    Nothing beats yogurt in the morning!
[24:50] Kyoya
    Yeah, I agree.
[24:52] Kyoya
    Wait, hang on, who are you?
[24:56] Shino
    Oh, right, I better introduce myself.
[25:03] Nana
    What was that?!
[25:04] Roku
    It was on the second floor!
[25:08] Roku
    Hey, you okay in there?!
[25:10] Roku
    We're coming in!
[25:11] Kyoya
    W-Wait a sec!
[25:13] Nana
    What is it? What happ—
[25:16] Kyoya
    It's not what it looks like!
[25:18] Kyoya
    When I woke up, she was
    sleeping next to me, and—
[25:24] Shino
    Since my futon's not here yet, I borrowed his.
[25:27] Kyoya
    Wait, that's why?
[25:38] Nana
    Okay, I'll go first, then.
[25:41] Nana
    I'm Nanako Kogure!
[25:43] Nana
    I'm originally from Shiga Prefecture!
[25:45] Nana
    You can call me Nanako!
[25:47] Kyoya
    Nice to meet you.
[25:49] Kyoya
    She seems kinda popular,
    maybe a bit of a gyaru.
[25:51] Kyo
    Let me guess: it was art school
    or a life of crime—
[25:56] Nana
    You've got a talent
    for being a pain in the ass
[25:58] Nana
    when I've only known you
    for, like, 30 seconds.
[26:01] Roku
    Let's not make fun of her, then.
[26:05] Roku
    I'm Tsurayuki Rokuonji...
[26:08] Roku
    I guess I'll keep it casual, too.
[26:10] Shino
    That's a cool family name!
[26:13] Nana
    More like pretentious.
[26:14] Kyo
    What difference does my family name make?
[26:17] Nana
    Oh, so you're the only one
    who can make fun of people?
[26:19] Kyoya
    I'll go next!
[26:23] Kyoya
    I'm Kyoya Hashiba.
[26:25] Kyoya
    Nice to meet you.
[26:26] Kyoya
    You can just call me Kyoya too—
[26:27] Nana
    In that case, Kyoya,
    I need to clarify something...
[26:31] Kyoya
    Wh-What's that?
[26:32] Nana
    Could you explain the sequence of events
    between yesterday and today in detail?
[26:36] Kyoya
    I already did, though!
[26:39] Kyoya
    It was a coincidence!
    A series of unfortunate coincidences!
[26:42] Kyoya
    And, well...
[26:44] Roku
    So you coincidentally spent the night
    with a girl you just met...
[26:48] Roku
    Before giving her a little bit
    of the milky splash?
[26:53] Kyoya
    Seriously, it was just a—
[26:54] Nana
    Unbelievable!
[26:58] Roku
    This should be interesting, I think.
[27:02] Shino
    That just leaves me!
[27:05] Shino
    I'm Shino Aki.
[27:06] Shino
    I'm from Fukuoka, in Kyushu...
    a town called Itoshima.
[27:09] Roku
    Shinoaki's kind of a
    masculine name, isn't it?
[27:14] Kyo
    Yeah, you're right.
[27:15] Shino
    Aw, that ain't it though.
[27:18] Shino
    Shino's my family name, and Aki's my name.
SIGN    S
    H
    I
SIGN    N
    O
SIGN    A
SIGN    K
    I
[27:21] Shino
    So I'm Shino Aki!
[27:24] Shino
    Y'all can call me Aki, too.
[27:27] Nana
    What about Shinoaki, though?
[27:29] Roku
    I really like the sound of Shinoaki.
[27:31] Kyoya
    Shinoaki it is.
[27:32] Shino
    Are y'all not gonna listen to me?!
[27:37] Nana
    Shinoaki!
SIGN    Share House
    Kitayama
[27:41] Kyouya
    And that was how the four of us
    ended up together in this share house.
SIGN    Hashiba Kyoya Shino Aki Rokuonji Tsurayuki Kogure Nanako
[27:47] Kyouya
    The second floor's rooms were
    for me and Shinoaki,
[27:49] Kyouya
    with the bottom floor's being
    for Tsurayuki and Nanako.
SIGN    Household Chores
     Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
    Kyoya Cleaning Errands Trash Cleaning Cleaning Errands Trash
    Tsurayuki Cleaning Cleaning Errands Trash Cleaning Cleaning Errands
    Nanako Trash Cleaning Cleaning Errands Trash Cleaning Cleaning
    Shinoaki Errands Trash Cleaning Cleaning Errands Trash Cleaning
[27:53] Kyoya
    We split up the chores along these lines.
SIGN    Chore Schedule
    Kyoya General household stuff
    Tsurayuki Taking the trash out, brute force labor
    Nanako Cleaning, occasionally cooking
    Shinoaki Helping everyone else
[27:56] Kyoya
    I won't go into all the specifics...
    but it was kind of a mess.

[28:07] Kyouya
    I have to say...
[28:08] Shino
    Hey, what kinda stuff is in Shiga?
[28:08] Kyouya
    Being around two girls,
    and both of them being so cute...
[28:12] Nanako
    Well, there's Lake Biwa...
[28:12] Kyouya
    It's like something out of a dream.
[28:14] Shino
    Lake Biwa?
[28:16] Shino
    What else?
[28:17] Nanako
    Other than that...
[28:18] Kyouya
    And considering what's already happened,
[28:20] Kyouya
    I should be careful about
    anyone getting the wrong idea.
[28:27] Roku
    Imagine that, all of us
    in the Visual Arts program...
[28:30] Roku
    Pretty wild coincidence, right?
[28:32] Nanako
    Seems great to me. We can
    share notes on class, and stuff.
[28:37] Nanako
    But, man, is this really Osaka?
[28:40] Nanako
    It's more rural than it is back home.
[28:43] Kyouya
    It's Osaka, but on the border
    between prefectures.
[28:45] Kyouya
    I hear there used to be signs warning
    about pit vipers until recently.
SIGN    Caution
    Pit Vipers!!
[28:50] Nanako
    Maybe I should go home after all.
[28:53] Roku
    If you're gonna let some
    snakes intimidate you...
[28:55] Roku
    Then this is really gonna freak you out.
[28:58] Roku
    Oonaka Arts' signature landmark...
    the Art Hill.
[29:03] Nana
    Right... I forgot all about it.
[29:06] Shino
    Kinda looks like the zone before
    the final boss fulla tough enemies.
SIGN    Visual Arts Program
SIGN    Heisei 18 (2006)
    
    Oonaka University of the Arts Visual Arts Program
    
    New Student Guidance
[29:23] Roku
    Lotta new students
    from the look of things.
[29:26] Shino
    A whole bunch.
[29:28] Nanako
    A hundred... maybe more?
[29:31] Kyouya
    Yeah.
[29:32] Prof
    If the new students could be seated
    in accordance to the numbered seats.
[29:39] Roku
    So he says.
[29:40] Kyouya
    See you all later, then.
[29:46] Gen
    Is this 33?
SIGN    Brute Strength
[29:51] Kyouya
    That's right.
[29:52] Gen
    All right, cool. Pardon me, then.
[29:56] Gen
    I'm finally at art school!
[29:59] Gen
    The name's Hikawa Genkiro!
[30:01] Gen
    You write it with the "genki"
    from "How you doing?!"
[30:04] Gen
    And the same "ro" as Ichiro
    and Jiro! Genkiro!
[30:06] Gen
    Nice to meet you!
[30:07] Kyouya
    Uh...
[30:08] Kyouya
    I'm Hashiba Kyoya. Likewise.
[30:11] Gen
    So, Hashiba, did you play any sports?
[30:15] Kyo
    Not in particular, no.
[30:17] Kyo
    Just watched baseball on TV, really.
[30:19] Gen
    Baseball, huh? Chibalotti
    did great last year!
[30:23] Gen
    And man, at last year's Koshien,
    Koma-komai's Mii-kun was awesome!
[30:27] Kyo
    Oh, right... that would've
    been ten years ago, huh?
[30:31] Kyo
    I guess the prince of towel's big showcase
    is gonna be summer of this year...
[30:34] Gen
    You a fan of any players, Hashiba?
[30:37] Kyo
    Uh...
[30:39] Kyo
    Maybe Oodani?
[30:41] Gen
    Oodani? Doesn't ring any bells.
[30:45] Kyo
    You know, he's a two-way player.
[30:47] Gen
    Who is?
[30:48] Kyo
    Oh, uh...
[30:49] Kyo
    You, uh, ever think about that neat saying,
    "He who chases two hares, won't catch one"?
[30:55] Kyo
    Crap, I need to choose
    my words more carefully.
[30:58] Kyo
    Now then, we have the advising
    assistant professor Kano here,
[31:02] Kyo
    who has a word for all of our new students.
[31:06] Kano
    Hey there! Nice to meet you everybody!
[31:09] Kano
    I'm Assistant Professor Kano.
[31:11] Kano
    Welcome to art school!
[31:14] Students
    That's our teacher?
[31:15] Students
    She seems kinda young.
[31:18] Kano
    Now, to start out with,
    I'd like to take an informal survey.
[31:23] Kano
    Okay, first of all, everyone wants
    to direct movies, raise your hand!
[31:29] Kano
    Okay, next, who wants to be a screenwriter?
[31:33] Kano
    Anyone want to be an animator?
[31:36] Kano
    Game creators?
[31:38] Kano
    There's plenty of others, right?
    Filming, recording, effects, editing...
[31:42] Kano
    All kinds of different careers!
[31:44] Kano
    I see, I see...
[31:50] Kano
    Okay, you all need to listen up!
[31:55] Kano
    First of all, we had 135 graduates
    from the Visual Arts program last year.
[32:00] Kano
    How many of them do you think
    landed the job they were after,
[32:05] Kano
    at the time of their admission?
[32:07] Kano
    You there, blondie.
[32:16] Nanako
    U-Uh...
[32:19] Nanako
    Forty-two, maybe?
[32:22] Kano
    Bzzt! Wrong.
[32:25] Kano
    Even that many would be like a dream, huh?
[32:29] Kano
    The correct answer is... eight of them.
[32:34] Kano
    Is that less than you expected?
[32:36] Kano
    And even that is better
    than the previous year.
[32:40] Kano
    Let's change subjects, for a sec,
    and talk about money.
[32:44] Kano
    People get hungry, they get tired,
    and they have to use the bathroom.
[32:50] Kano
    We need clothes to wear,
    and homes to live in.
[32:53] Kano
    I'm talking bare necessities.
[32:54] Kano
    And because everybody needs them,
     they cost money.
[32:58] Kano
    But... how about movies,
    anime, and video games?
[33:02] Kano
    Entertainment only becomes important
    once you've got your needs met.
[33:08] Kano
    In other words, it's low priority.
    Useless, you could even say.
[33:11] Kano
    And you all, who have come to a university
    to learn to make those things...
[33:16] Kano
    Well, that goes all
    the way past eccentricity...
[33:18] Kano
    And into stupidity.
[33:21] Kano
    Still, if you're good enough at being stupid?
    You can make money off of it.
[33:25] Kano
    That is what you need to seek out.
[33:26] Kano
    If you're going to be stupid anyway,
    do it in a way that no one else can touch.
[33:31] Kano
    I'm looking forward to seeing that happen.
[33:35] Kano
    That is all!
[33:41] Kyo
    "It's not gonna be easy," in other words.
[33:46] Kyo
    Now that I think about it, these
    industries are not exactly expansive.
[33:50] Kyo
    Whether it's movies, anime, or games...
[33:55] Kyo
    There's only a tiny fraction of people
[33:57] Kyo
    whose names get big enough
    to become popular.
[34:00] Kyo
    Even if the people from this generation
    were known as "Platinum,"
[34:04] Kyo
    it doesn't mean that every single one
    of them shone bright.
[34:07] Kyo
    I should know, considering
    the future I came from.
[34:12] Kyo
    But there's no sense in getting
    depressed at the start.
[34:17] Kyo
    Gotta focus on getting things done.
[34:22] Kyo
    Excuse me, you dropped your student ID.
[34:25] Eiko
    Who, me?
[34:31] Kyo
    Wait, Chief?!
[34:33] Eiko
    Wait, what? I'm not in any
    clubs or anything yet.
[34:38] Kyo
    Sorry.
[34:41] Kyo
    Uh... wait...
[34:44] Eiko
    Could you hand my ID over, please?
[34:47] Kyo
    Oh, right.
[34:49] Eiko
    Thanks.
[34:56] Kyo
    Huh, so she was in the same program.
[35:07] Kyo
    I might've been in the same room
    as the Platinum Trio today!
SIGN    Two Weeks Later
[35:16] AD
    Scene 16, Cut 1...
[35:18] Director
    Ready... action!
[35:22] Kyo
    And so, our Visual Arts classes began.
[35:25] Kyo
    That said, it's not like we got
    right into making movies.
[35:29] Kyo
    We observed the older students' shoots...
[35:31] Kyo
    And stuffed our heads full
    of knowledge about the field.
[35:39] Director
    Damn it, what kind
    of kaiju beats the superhero?!
[35:41] Suit Monster
    Sorry, heat of the moment...
[35:43] Directors
    Freshmen, that was
    an example of what not to do.
[35:46] Kyo
    Considering we were learning English verbs
[35:49] Kyo
    and secondary functions
    just a few months ago...
[35:53] Kyo
    It's gonna take a while before things
    like "the 180-degree rule" sink in.
[35:59] Kyo
    Although in my case,
    I was 28 years old a month ago.
[36:04] Eiko
    You've got it all wrong!
[36:06] Kyo
    There's one exception, though.
[36:08] Eiko
    You're not positioned well.
[36:11] Eiko
    Give it another pause
    before stepping into the scene.
[36:13] Eiko
    Camera, don't try and chase him down
    with a pan. Pull out and hold.
[36:17] Kyo
    Kawasegawa was already
    at the center of the action.
[36:22] Kyo
    Although she's a little
    imposingly serious at times.
[36:27] Kyo
    That's the chief for you.
    She's on another level.
SIGN    Screenplay Writing Theory
[36:39] Kyo
    Compared to that, here I am...
[36:42] Kyo
    wondering if I can really reach the level
    of the Platinum Generation like this.
[36:49] Kyo
    Tsurayuki, wake up!
[36:53] Roku
    Just a little bit more...
    I'm wiped out from working all night.
[37:00] Kyo
    In spite of everything I said,
[37:02] Kyo
    the Share House Kitayama residents
    seem to be taking things easy.
[37:06] Kyo
    If you wanted to be nice,
    you could say they're relaxed.
[37:09] Kyo
    If you didn't, you could say they
    don't seem motivated for class at all.
[37:14] Kyo
    Which is kind of a relief, to be honest.
[37:17] Kyo
    If everyone around me was like Kawasegawa...
[37:20] Kyo
    I think I might've been
    afraid to attend class.
[37:27] Teacher
    Okay, when it comes to writing a script,
[37:30] Teacher
    there are ten elements you need
    for things to come together.
[37:32] Teacher
    And yet you only see
    eight here on the board.
SIGN    Screenplay Writing Theory
    The Ten Points of Screenplay Writing
SIGN    Progress Fate Treasure Resolution
    Resonance Climax Conclusion Themes
[37:36] Teacher
    Seems kind of weird when
    there's supposed to be ten, right?
[37:40] Teacher
    Which is why I'm gonna ask you all
    what the remaining two are.
[37:44] Kyo
    Seriously?! I have no clue!
[37:45] ---
    Any ideas?
[37:47] Eiko
    Here.
[37:47] Eiko
    Well, someone's fired up. And you are?
[37:52] Eiko
    Kawasegawa Eiko.
[37:53] Eiko
    Is one of the missing
    elements "complications"?
[37:59] Eiko
    "Complications" refers
    to unpredictable turns in the story,
[38:03] Eiko
    which tend to lead into
    the protagonist or hero failing.
[38:06] Eiko
    After all, no matter how
    amazing an individual is,
[38:08] Eiko
    they're less interesting
    without some kind of flaw.
[38:12] Eiko
    Having those faults come to the fore
    during a story, and overcoming them,
[38:16] Eiko
    creates interesting drama.
[38:21] Professor
    Correct you are. Perfect answer.
[38:25] Kyo
    She really is something.
[38:26] Professor
    Can you tell me what the other one is, too?
[38:29] Eiko
    I'd hate to hog all the
    attention. I think...
[38:34] Eiko
    I'd like to pass it off to the guy
    who's snoring loudly behind me.
[38:40] Professor
    You're an interesting one,
    Kawasegawa-kun. And mean.
[38:46] Eiko
    Thank you, sir.
[38:47] Professor
    And since you went ahead
    and gave up the spotlight...
[38:51] Professor
    Let's have sleepyhead here answer.
[38:55] Roku
    Someone call for me?
[38:57] Kyo
    The professor did! He wants you
    to name the missing element!
[39:02] Roku
    Missing what?
SIGN    Ten Points of Screenplay Writing
SIGN    Complications
[39:10] Professor
    Well? Don't you know?
[39:13] Professor
    If you don't, then pay more attention to—
[39:15] Roku
    A foil.
[39:18] Roku
    Someone who becomes the protagonist's
    "enemy" in the story, in other words.
[39:22] Roku
    It can be an individual,
    or an organization...
[39:25] Roku
    Out of the other nine
    principles you've got...
[39:27] Roku
    A simple way of putting it would be
    "whoever steals the treasure."
[39:32] Roku
    Something to help maintain tension
    until the climax of the story.
[39:35] Roku
    I figure it's a pretty important element.
[39:39] Roku
    Is that right?
[39:42] Professor
    You're quite the complication yourself.
[39:45] Professor
    But you're right. Well done.
[39:48] Roku
    Thank you, sir.
[39:55] Kyo
    I take back what I said. Looks like
    I won't be able to relax, after all.
SIGN    Pork
    Katsu
    Meal
SIGN    Mincemeat
    Katsu
    Meal
SIGN    Fried
    Chicken
    Meal
SIGN    Katsudon
    with
     Sauce
SIGN    Croquette
     Meal
[40:04] Roku
    It wasn't a big deal...
[40:07] Roku
    I just recited something
    I read in a book once.
[40:10] Roku
    I don't see how that earns any praise.
[40:13] Nanako
    But that scary-looking teacher
    flat-out praised you.
[40:16] Nanako
    Learn to take a compliment!
[40:19] Roku
    He was just being nice to the freshman.
[40:22] Roku
    Start taking that kind of thing seriously,
    and you'll never get anywhere.
[40:26] Roku
    Come on, Nanako. We've got
    Visual Arts Theory for third period, right?
[40:30] Nanako
    Oh, right.
[40:32] Nanako
    See you two later.
[40:35] Shio
    Tsurayuki-kun's really something.
[40:38] Shio
    I don't get any of the jargon stuff,
[40:42] Shio
    so I'm barely able to keep up.
[40:44] Kyo
    Same here.
[40:46] Kyo
    That said...
[40:49] Kyo
    I thought my extra ten years
    would be an advantage.
[40:53] Kyo
    That it'd make a big difference compared
    to all the other students.
[40:58] Kyo
    Even if it didn't amount to much,
    I did actually work in entertainment.
[41:02] Kyo
    It was supposed to give me
    some kind of advantage.
[41:05] Kyo
    But what I actually found out
[41:07] Kyo
    is that my fundamental
    knowledge is severely lacking.
[41:11] Kyo
    A handful of sub-par experiences
    isn't enough to equal knowledge or talent.
[41:16] Kyo
    It feels like I'm learning
    that the hard way.
[41:26] Shino
    What's wrong? You look real worried.
[41:30] Kyo
    O-Oh, no...
[41:31] Kyo
    It's nothing serious. Not really.
[41:35] Shino
    If you say so...
[41:38] Kyo
    Come to think of it, why did Shinoaki...
    apply to an arts school, anyway?
[41:43] Kyo
    She was paying close attention
    in photography class, but...
[41:47] Kyo
    Maybe she wants to be a photographer?
[41:54] Kyo
    Hikawa?
[41:55] Gen
    Yo!
[41:56] Kyo
    Why are you dressed like that?
[41:58] Gen
    Come on, it's my club uniform!
[42:01] Kyo
    A... uniform?
[42:03] Gen
    Hell yeah! There's only a handful
    of them in the whole world...
[42:05] Gen
    A ninja club!
[42:07] Gen
    It's the Society for the Study
    of Ninjutsu! I joined.
[42:10] Kyo
    I think I've heard of that, actually.
[42:12] Kyo
    In Japan, I think Oonaka Arts has the only one.
[42:15] Gen
    Yeah! Nice and exclusive, know what I mean?
[42:18] Gen
    Plus, one of the older
    kunoichi girls is super hot.
[42:22] Kyo
    I bet that's why he joined.
[42:24] Shino
    You sure are having fun, huh, Hikawa-kun?
[42:27] Gen
    Hell yeah! You two should check
    out some extracurricular stuff, too.
[42:31] Gen
    It's seriously fun!
[42:38] Kyo
    Are these the club rooms?
[42:42] Shino
    Seems like it.
[42:45] Shino
    Nobody's home, though.
[42:50] Student
    Hey, hey!
[42:52] Student
    Up here, you two!
[42:55] Student
    You guys freshmen?
[42:57] Kyo
    Uh, yes.
[42:58] Shino
    We are.
[43:00] Students
    I knew it! That settles things, then.
[43:05] MC
    The 2006 freshman mixer
    is now officially underway!
[43:11] MC
    Cheers!
[43:18] Kyo
    We didn't even decide on a club
    to join... Is this okay?
[43:23] Shino
    I figure it is.
[43:25] Shino
    They never asked us if we were in one!
[43:30] Kyo
    True enough.
[43:53] Kyo
    Say, Shinoaki...
[43:55] Kyo
    What do you want to do?
[44:29] Kyo
    Oh, you're awake?
[44:32] Shino
    Kyoya-kun...
[44:34] Shino
    Oh, sorry!
[44:36] Kyo
    It's fine. Don't worry about it.
[44:38] Kyo
    We've been busy non-stop
    since the entrance ceremony, after all.
[44:52] Shino
    You're pretty sharp, Kyoya-kun.
    It's hard to believe we're the same age.
[44:59] Kyo
    You really think so?
[45:01] Shino
    Yeah! You pay a lot
    of attention to everybody.
[45:04] Shino
    And you're calmer'n most
    20-year-olds I know.
[45:08] Shino
    But sometimes you look like you're
    tired from thinking too hard.
[45:13] Shino
    At lunch today, you looked real worried.
[45:18] Kyo
    It's nothing serious, though. I mean it.
[45:22] Kyo
    Ow, ow, ow...
[45:24] Shino
    Quit trying to brush me off and talk!
[45:26] Shino
    You might feel better that way.
[45:33] Kyo
    Well, today... seeing Tsurayuki in class...
[45:36] Kyo
    It made me realize how little I can do.
[45:41] Kyo
    No... it's not just him.
[45:44] Kyo
    Everybody at this school has something
    that makes them special.
[45:47] Kyo
    But I've got nothing. So...
[45:52] Kyo
    I was thinking... about how little I can do.
[45:56] Kyo
    And it had me worrying a lot.
[46:00] Shino
    That surprises me, because
    I figured you could do anything.
[46:05] Kyo
    I can't, though.
[46:09] Shino
    But you can cook
    and keep yourself fed, right?
[46:13] Kyo
    Yeah...
[46:14] Shino
    And do laundry, clean the house,
    and keep things nice, right?
[46:18] Kyo
    I can do that.
[46:19] Shino
    You can make plans
    and actually stick to them, right?
[46:23] Kyo
    That too.
[46:24] Shino
    I can't do any of that.
[46:28] Shino
    I'm jealous of people
    who can, if I'm being honest.
[46:33] Shino
    Tsurayuki-kun probably feels the same way.
[46:37] Shino
    There's bound to be stuff
    he's jealous of you for.
[46:42] Shino
    Folks who can't do anything
    are all trying to find what we can do.
[46:48] Shino
    So I bet even the people
    you think are amazing
[46:54] Shino
    are just as worried as you are.
[47:06] Shino
    There, there.
[47:11] Kyo
    Shinoaki... listen...
[47:16] Kyo
    Thanks.
[47:19] Shino
    I better do my best, too, huh?
[47:23] Kyo
    What can I do?
[47:32] Kyo
    We're home.
[47:34] Kyo
    I guess they're both at work.
[47:37] Shino
    I'm gonna head to bed, then.
[47:40] Kyo
    Yeah.
[47:43] News
    Our next report...
[47:44] News
    A man was reported for causing
    a scene in Dotonbori.
[47:48] News
    I'm exhausted for today.
    I'll work on my assignment tomorrow.
[47:50] News
    When approached for a...
[47:52] News
    I think I'll take a bath.
[47:56] News
    Oh, I forgot to hand it to her.
[48:02] News
    I wonder if she's asleep already.
[48:07] News
    Shinoaki? Are you awake?
[48:32] News
    Akishima Shino... is Shinoaki.
[48:37] (Flashback) Shinoaki
    Folks who can't do anything
    are all trying to find what we can do.
[48:43] Ryo
    I see. That's what she wants to do, then.
[48:50] Ryo
    I need to find something, too.
[48:55] Ryo
    What do I want to do?
[49:00] Ryo
    And what is it that I can do?