E5 - A Pep Rally

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SIGN    Omiya Child Sports Park
[00:07] Usagi
    It's a pep rally!
[00:09] Minami
    It's an after-party!
[00:11] Tokiwa
    Only people who work hard
    deserve those things.
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    "A Pep Rally"
[00:18] Usagi
    Well, we did work hard, though.
[00:20] Minami
    Yeah, we did.
[00:22] Sign
    Kawabata Udon in Konosu
[00:24] Minami
    There was Kawabata udon in Konosu...
[00:25] Sign
    Ate it all up!
[00:26] Sign
    SweeToon in Hanno
[00:29] Sign
    Ate it all up!
[00:29] Usagi
    Then there was SweeToon in Hanno...
[00:30] Sign
    Jelly Fried in Gyoda
[00:33] Minami
    Jelly fries in Gyoda were delicious, too!
[00:34] Sign
    Ate it all up!
[00:34] Sign
    Taro Root Croquettes in Sayama
[00:36] Usagi
    And so were the taro root
    croquettes in Sayama!
[00:38] Sign
    Ate it all up!
[00:39] Tokiwa
    All you did was eat!
[00:41] Minami
    Oh, come on. Local specialty foods
    questions are a must in railway quizzes.
[00:45] Usagi
    Speaking of a must, so is the
    stir-fried noodles in Hatogaya!
[00:45] Sign
    Stir-fried Noodles
    in Hatogaya
[00:48] Minami
    Don't forget to mention the thick
    stir-fried noodles in Kawagoe!
[00:48] Sign
    Thick Stir-fried Noodles
    in Kawagoe
[00:51] Tokiwa
    That's quite enough!
[00:54] Nishiki
    You are a useless bunch as usual,
    Urawa Railways Club.
[00:58] Usagi
    That voice...
[00:59] Minami
    Don't tell me...
[01:01] Tokiwa
    Saint Omiya Girls High School Railways Club!
[01:05] Nishiki
    Urawa Railways Club, it's time
    for the railway quiz showdown!
[01:09] Nishiki
    Let's call it a warm-up
    match before the real thing!
[01:12] Sign
    Railway Quiz Championship Warm-Up Match!!
[01:13] Usagi
    But I don't wanna.
[01:15] Minami
    Me, neither. We'll lose anyhow.
[01:18] Nishiki
    Don't you all have pride?!
[01:21] Tokiwa
    In that case, how about we try UWAAR?
[01:25] Nishiki
    Huh? UWAAR?
[01:27] Nishiki
    I'm not sure what it is, but as long
    as you're willing to lead it, I'm game!
[01:33] Usagi
    Wow, it's so shiny!
[01:37] Tokiwa/I
    Allow me to explain.
[01:38] Tokiwa/I
    UWAAR is a maximum extreme VR sport
SIGN    CG Reenactment
SIGN    UWAAR Players
SIGN    Theme: Bird
SIGN    Tipsy Steps
SIGN    Waterfowl about to
    catch a fish
SIGN    Fly Me to The Saitama
[01:41] ---
    to compete who can come up
    with most embarrassing poses.
SIGN    CG Reenactment
SIGN    UWAAR Players
SIGN    Theme: CEO
SIGN    C (as in "Chotto")
SIGN    E (as in "Etto")
SIGN    O (as in "Otto")
[01:43] Tokiwa/I
    Players might be dead serious, but seen
    from outside, they're absolutely silly.
SIGN    CG Reenactment
SIGN    UWAAR Players
SIGN    Theme: Gate
SIGN    Gate keeper
SIGN    The gate
SIGN    Heavy door
[01:47] Tokiwa/I
    Proud lass of the Omiya won't
    be able to score high points.
[01:51] Sign
    KER-CHAK
SIGN    DOOMED
[01:53] Minami
    Having lost in UWAAR, we're a disgrace
    to the name of Urawa... Kill us already!
[01:59] Nishiki
    What on earth is this filthy sport?!
    It doesn't make sense!
[02:03] Tokiwa/I
    You're the one that doesn't make sense!
[02:06] Sakae
    Anyhow, this had nothing to do railways.
[02:12] Minami
    Okay, fine. Tell us.
[02:15] Nishiki
    Huh? What do you want us to say?
[02:18] Minami
    Our penalty, of course.
[02:20] Nishiki
    Your penalty? But I never
    said anything about that...
[02:24] Tokiwa
    We didn't say it because it's a given.
[02:26] Tokiwa
    Are you trying to shame us losers?
[02:29] Nishiki
    Are you sure? In that case...
[02:32] (Flashback) Young Usagi
    I want to eat it!
[02:36] Nishiki
    In that case, why don't you buy us
    the steamed buns from Takasagoya?
[02:40] Usagi
    Steamed buns from Takasagoya? But why?
SIGN    STARE
[02:45] Usagi
    Okay! They sure are yummy!
[02:47] Nishiki
    Grrrr. You obviously don't remember anything.
[02:51] Nishiki
    You shall not be forgiven.
[02:52] Nishiki
    I'll beat you again thoroughly
    in the championship, too!
[02:55] Sign
    SCUTTLING AWAY...
[02:58] Usagi
    Wait, what's wrong with her?!
SIGN    Musasi-no!
[03:02] Narrator
    Let us begin the Usagi-chan Gymnastics.
[03:14] Narrator
    Raise your arms up and start
    by stretching your whole body.
[03:19] Narrator
    And one, two, three, four...
[03:24] Narrator
    Fully stretch your spine. Now,
    moving on to arms and legs.
[03:28] Narrator
    Let's try and feel how Usagi-chan feels...