# E5 - A Pep Rally

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Omiya Child Sports Park
<br>**[00:07] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a pep rally!<br>**[00:09] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an after-party!<br>**[00:11] Tokiwa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only people who work hard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;deserve those things.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 5
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"A Pep Rally"
<br>**[00:18] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, we *did* work hard, though.<br>**[00:20] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, we did.<br>**[00:22] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kawabata Udon in Konosu<br>**[00:24] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was Kawabata udon in Konosu...<br>**[00:25] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ate it all up!<br>**[00:26] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SweeToon in Hanno<br>**[00:29] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ate it all up!<br>**[00:29] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then there was SweeToon in Hanno...<br>**[00:30] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jelly Fried in Gyoda<br>**[00:33] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jelly fries in Gyoda were delicious, too!<br>**[00:34] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ate it all up!<br>**[00:34] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taro Root Croquettes in Sayama<br>**[00:36] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so were the taro root<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;croquettes in Sayama!<br>**[00:38] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ate it all up!<br>**[00:39] Tokiwa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All you did was eat!<br>**[00:41] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, come on. Local specialty foods<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;questions are a must in railway quizzes.<br>**[00:45] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speaking of a must, so is the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stir-fried noodles in Hatogaya!<br>**[00:45] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stir-fried Noodles<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Hatogaya<br>**[00:48] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't forget to mention the thick<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stir-fried noodles in Kawagoe!<br>**[00:48] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thick Stir-fried Noodles<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Kawagoe<br>**[00:51] Tokiwa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's quite enough!<br>**[00:54] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are a useless bunch as usual,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Urawa Railways Club.<br>**[00:58] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That voice...<br>**[00:59] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me...<br>**[01:01] Tokiwa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saint Omiya Girls High School Railways Club!<br>**[01:05] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Urawa Railways Club, it's time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the railway quiz showdown!<br>**[01:09] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's call it a warm-up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;match before the real thing!<br>**[01:12] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Railway Quiz Championship Warm-Up Match!!<br>**[01:13] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I don't wanna.<br>**[01:15] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me, neither. We'll lose anyhow.<br>**[01:18] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you all have pride?!<br>**[01:21] Tokiwa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, how about we try UWAAR?<br>**[01:25] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? UWAAR?<br>**[01:27] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not sure what it is, but as long<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as you're willing to lead it, I'm game!<br>**[01:33] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, it's so shiny!<br>**[01:37] Tokiwa/I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Allow me to explain.*<br>**[01:38] Tokiwa/I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*UWAAR is a maximum extreme VR sport*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CG Reenactment
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;UWAAR Players
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Theme: Bird
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tipsy Steps
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Waterfowl about to <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;catch a fish
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fly Me to The Saitama
<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to compete who can come up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with most embarrassing poses.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CG Reenactment
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;UWAAR Players
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Theme: CEO
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C (as in "Chotto")
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;E (as in "Etto")
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O (as in "Otto")
<br>**[01:43] Tokiwa/I**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Players might be dead serious, but seen*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from outside, they're absolutely silly.*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;CG Reenactment
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;UWAAR Players
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Theme: Gate
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gate keeper
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The gate
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heavy door
<br>**[01:47] Tokiwa/I**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Proud lass of the Omiya won't*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be able to score high points.*<br>**[01:51] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;KER-CHAK<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;DOOMED
<br>**[01:53] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Having lost in UWAAR, we're a disgrace<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the name of Urawa... Kill us already!<br>**[01:59] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What on earth is this filthy sport?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't make sense!<br>**[02:03] Tokiwa/I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're the one that doesn't make sense!*<br>**[02:06] Sakae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyhow, this had nothing to do railways.<br>**[02:12] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, fine. Tell us.<br>**[02:15] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What do you want us to say?<br>**[02:18] Minami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our penalty, of course.<br>**[02:20] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your penalty? But I never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;said anything about that...<br>**[02:24] Tokiwa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We didn't say it because it's a given.<br>**[02:26] Tokiwa**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you trying to shame us losers?<br>**[02:29] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sure? In that case...<br>**[02:32] (Flashback) Young Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to eat it!<br>**[02:36] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, why don't you buy us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the steamed buns from Takasagoya?<br>**[02:40] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Steamed buns from Takasagoya? But why?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;STARE
<br>**[02:45] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! They sure are yummy!<br>**[02:47] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grrrr. You obviously don't remember anything.<br>**[02:51] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shall not be forgiven.<br>**[02:52] Nishiki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll beat you again thoroughly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the championship, too!<br>**[02:55] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SCUTTLING AWAY...<br>**[02:58] Usagi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what's wrong with her?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musasi-no!
<br>**[03:02] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let us begin the Usagi-chan Gymnastics.<br>**[03:14] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raise your arms up and start<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by stretching your whole body.<br>**[03:19] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And one, two, three, four...<br>**[03:24] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fully stretch your spine. Now,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;moving on to arms and legs.<br>**[03:28] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's try and feel how Usagi-chan feels...<br>