E8 - You'll Be a Wonderful Magical Girl

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SIGN    Speed Dating Café Meow Meow
SIGN    LOVE x Massage
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    Um...
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    Do you think you could give
    my Chisato here a job?
[00:16] ---
    How about it?
[00:17] ---
    You know that's impossible.
[00:20] ---
    All you need to work here is a mouth, right?
[00:22] ---
    She's got that!
[00:23] ---
    That's not it.
[00:26] ---
    Yonamine-san, your daughter's
    still a minor, right?
[00:30] ---
    Maybe we could've gotten
    away with that years ago,
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    but nobody takes risks like that anymore.
[00:35] ---
    Come on, I'm begging you.
[00:37] ---
    Sorry, not happening.
[00:41] ---
    I have nothing.
[00:52] ---
    Shit!
[01:09] ---
    You can't even work in a whorehouse,
[01:11] ---
    you freeloader!
[01:12] ---
    The money from the government
    doesn't pay for a thing!
[01:32] ---
    Why did your mom have to die?
[01:35] ---
    If you'd died instead,
    this never would've happened!
[01:38] ---
    Damn it!
[01:39] ---
    Damn it!
[01:40] ---
    Damn it!
[01:43] ---
    Am I going to die here?
[02:10] ---
    Wh-Who the hell are you?
[02:30] ---
    I have something important
    to talk to you about.
[02:33] ---
    Do you want to be a Magical Girl?
SIGN    You'll Surely Be a Wonderful Magical Girl
[04:15] ---
    Blue skies!
[04:17] ---
    White beaches!
[04:18] ---
    It's the ocean!
SIGN    Gino Bay, Okinawa Prefecture
[04:23] ---
    This is a fancy place for a field trip.
[04:26] ---
    It costs a lot,
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    but it's optional.
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    Over here!
[04:31] ---
    They said we can split watermelons!
[04:33] ---
    I'm coming!
[04:35] ---
    By the way, where's Kurumi-san?
[04:37] ---
    She said she'd be here late.
[04:39] ---
    I see.
[04:46] ---
    Peace, huh?
[05:03] ---
    I may still be able to reattach your arm.
[05:09] ---
    I've got something important
    to do, and I'm in a hurry.
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    So I'll make this quick.
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    Please tell me everything
    you know about your employer.
[05:19] ---
    I don't know anything!
[05:21] ---
    The person who hired
    me was in the Russian mafia.
[05:24] ---
    Have you ever heard
    of the Babel Brigade?
[05:27] ---
    N-No!
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    How do I seem to you?
[05:38] ---
    What do you think of me?
[05:41] ---
    War Nurse from the Magical Five!
[05:45] ---
    An angelic nurse!
[05:47] ---
    Very cute! Super cute!
[05:49] ---
    Incredibly cute!
[05:51] ---
    War Nurse, you're an angel!
[05:54] ---
    Thank you.
[05:55] ---
    But I'm no angel.
[05:59] ---
    Doing all of the Magical Five's
     dirty work was my job.
[06:03] ---
    It wasn't something I was forced to do.
[06:06] ---
    You know,
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    I can't make the person I care
    about torture someone, right?
[06:15] ---
    They're blew up that
    picture from the photo booth.
[06:20] ---
    They've got too much
    free time on their hands.
[06:24] ---
    The teacher's pretending
    he doesn't even see it.
[06:27] ---
    Do I have to fight the Disas
    to protect people like this?
[06:33] ---
    I could transform into
    a Magical Girl right now.
[06:37] ---
    I could kill them all if I wanted.
[06:47] (Flashback) ---
    Come with me.
[06:49] (Flashback) ---
    There's no time to waste
    on these worthless people.
[06:53] ---
    They were worthless,
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    and you said so.
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    That's what saved me.
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    That honesty of yours.
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    I know how easily
    my Asuka-san can be hurt.
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    So I volunteered for anything
    I thought would hurt you.
[07:14] ---
    Let's inject your brain with
    something that'll make you feel good.
[07:26] ---
    What is this?
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    A magical drug that makes your
    senses dozens of times sharper.
[07:33] ---
    If I touch your sensitive parts,
    or do anything to hurt you,
[07:35] ---
    you're in for a rough time.
[07:39] ---
    You have magical power,
[07:41] ---
    so it may not work as well on you.
[07:44] ---
    But the more you resist,
[07:46] ---
    the worse it will be later.
[07:49] ---
    Magical Spanking!
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    Asuka-san,
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    I can do anything for you!
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    I want to be useful to you.
[08:11] ---
    Oh no,
[08:12] ---
    I'm late!
SIGN    Naha Garrison, Naha City, Okinawa Prefecture
[08:27] ---
    You remember what I said about
    the Topology Bridge, right?
[08:30] ---
    We built a nuclear fallout shelter
[08:33] ---
    disguised as a hangar
    on top of the Stable Bridge.
[08:38] ---
    The bridge lies behind this reinforced door.
[08:41] ---
    Next week, the largest inter-world
    trade conference in years will be held.
[08:46] ---
    The 6th WTO Two-World
    Multilateral Conference on Trade.
[08:51] ---
    The "6th Naha."
[08:53] ---
    The conference is kept an
    absolute secret from the public.
[08:58] ---
    Security is handled solely by US
    and Japanese special forces units.
[09:01] ---
    Observers will also be coming from
    the UN Magical Security Council.
[09:06] ---
    A major figure from the Spirit World
     will be coming, too.
[09:09] ---
    Ideally, nothing happens, but...
[09:13] ---
    Things have been strange lately.
[09:16] ---
    We're going to protect this
    conference if it costs us our lives!
[09:18] ---
    Roger.
[09:23] ---
    This is so yummy! So much fun!
[09:28] ---
    D-Did I make it in time for dinner?
[09:31] ---
    Good.
[09:32] ---
    You caught up.
[09:39] ---
    She's out of her uniform.
[09:45] ---
    Dinner's over,
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    and now it's time to go to sleep.
[09:49] ---
    I'll be sleeping in the same
    room as Asuka-san,
[09:51] ---
    and it's just the two of us!
[09:53] ---
    Wh-What could be better?
[10:03] (Flashback) ---
    The Disas are trying to establish
    a front line base here.
[10:08] (Flashback) ---
    We need to flatten them.
[10:10] (Flashback) ---
    The other three are fighting on
    the other side of the planet right now, chu!
[10:16] (Flashback) ---
    Until we meet up with them,
[10:18] (Flashback) ---
    I'll be our leader. That's okay, right?
[10:22] (Flashback) ---
    Yeah.
[10:22] (Flashback) ---
    You've got some personality
    problems, but sure.
[10:26] (Flashback) ---
    Personality problems?
[10:28] (Flashback) ---
    Where?
[10:29] (Flashback) ---
    Right there!
[10:32] (Flashback) ---
    Leader's orders!
[10:33] (Flashback) ---
    Asuka, come to my bedroom tonight.
[10:36] (Flashback) ---
    Of course not.
[10:38] (Flashback) ---
    That's right!
[10:39] (Flashback) ---
    How disgusting.
[10:41] (Flashback) ---
    I was kidding!
[10:45] ---
    Francine was the strongest Magical Girl.
[10:49] ---
    I looked up to her.
[10:54] ---
    We lost our leader.
[10:58] ---
    We lost so many of our comrades.
[11:12] ---
    I joined the spec ops group,
[11:14] ---
    and came back to the battlefield.
[11:17] ---
    What will I lose now?
[11:20] ---
    Who will I lose?
[11:22] ---
    How much do I have to lose
    to make real peace come?
[11:28] ---
    Kurumi?
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    I swear I'll protect you.
[11:38] ---
    I'll protect this world.
[11:40] ---
    I won't run anymore,
[11:42] ---
    no matter how much it hurts.
[11:47] ---
    But...
[11:49] ---
    Why is she sleeping in my bed?
[11:52] ---
    She looks really happy, too.
SIGN    JSOC
    Magic Operations Response Group (MORG)
    Captain Larry Ironside
SIGN    Sergeant Major Mia Cyrus
[12:05] ---
    Larry...
[12:06] ---
    Good to see you again.
[12:08] ---
    It's good to see you again, Iizuka-san.
[12:14] ---
    The UN's Magical Security
    Council observers, huh?
[12:17] ---
    Tamara Volkov is participating
    with them as an observer.
[12:25] ---
    Hey, Russian.
[12:27] ---
    It's been a while, Texas Girl.
[12:30] ---
    Are you still as stupid and reckless as ever?
[12:32] ---
    I see you're still basically a robot, too.
[12:37] ---
    Stop it, Mia.
[12:40] ---
    Two JSDF Magical Girls
    are in Okinawa already.
[12:45] ---
    There are three days until
    the 6th Naha begins.
[12:48] ---
    The US and Japanese special forces and
    Magical Girls will take the lead on security.
[12:52] ---
    We have information that a magic-using
    terrorist organization is up to something.
[13:00] ---
    I have nothing.
[13:04] ---
    No dreams. No hope.
[13:05] ---
    Nothing I can do.
[13:09] ---
    You're right. The world
    is filled with awful things.
[13:12] ---
    But there's something you can do.
[13:16] ---
    There is?
[13:18] ---
    I want you to become a
    Magical Girl and fight for us.
[13:22] ---
    Fight?
[13:24] ---
    Kill people?
[13:26] ---
    That's what Magical Girls do, right?
[13:30] ---
    I was born in the Horn of Africa.
[13:32] ---
    Somalia.
[13:34] ---
    And I became a child soldier
    and killed many people.
[13:40] ---
    I was just like you.
[13:42] ---
    With no hope, and facing a sad death...
[13:47] ---
    When the brigade commander saved me.
[13:50] ---
    I was given this body and hope.
[13:53] ---
    Your body?
[13:56] ---
    Want to see?
[14:00] ---
    I promise you.
[14:02] ---
    The brigade commander kills people,
[14:04] ---
    but she gives us hope.
[14:07] ---
    Hope...
[14:11] ---
    This is made using the same
    technology as my body.
[14:15] ---
    What's that?
[14:17] ---
    Do you want use this leg to run
    free in the outside world?
[14:23] ---
    My hope...
[14:56] ---
    Magical Girl Whiplash Chisato.
[15:04] ---
    This is a Greed-class Disas monster
    we prepared to test your abilities.
[15:09] ---
    It's more powerful than a Voorhees-class, gi!
[15:26] ---
    The way she uses that thing
    after only training a few times...
[15:30] ---
    We might have a prodigy on our hands, gi.
[15:34] ---
    She'll probably make it in time.
[15:39] ---
    We're going to practice clothed swimming!
[15:42] ---
    When you're rescuing somebody,
[15:43] ---
    you need to be able to swim
    with your clothes on.
[15:55] ---
    This is Kaori-san,
[15:57] ---
    our CPR practice mannequin.
[15:59] ---
    What's CPR?
[16:02] ---
    Cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
[16:06] ---
    That's what it's short for, obviously.
[16:10] ---
    Is that common knowledge?
[16:12] ---
    Maybe it's not obvious.
[16:27] ---
    I wish I was that mannequin.
[16:29] ---
    Way to go, Asuka!
[16:31] ---
    She looks so practiced.
[16:33] ---
    Hey,
[16:34] ---
    aren't you guys taking
    this a little too seriously?
[16:37] ---
    Relax!
[16:39] ---
    Sorry.
[16:41] ---
    Was I overdoing it?
[16:43] ---
    No, please teach us.
[16:45] ---
    Sayako?
[16:46] ---
    I don't know what'll happen.
[16:49] ---
    So I want to know more about this stuff.
[16:55] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
[16:57] ---
    Let's take it seriously.
[17:10] ---
    I used to do karate.
[17:14] ---
    Ever since I was in kindergarten,
    I did a lot of contact sparring.
[17:18] ---
    But after the accident a year ago,
     I couldn't anymore.
[17:23] ---
    My mom worked for a cabaret club.
[17:25] ---
    She had terrible taste in men,
    but she was so kind to me.
[17:30] ---
    When I said I wanted to learn karate,
[17:32] ---
    she really supported me.
[17:34] ---
    She was awful at cooking,
[17:37] ---
    but she always made me lunch
    on the days when I had matches.
[17:44] ---
    And then I saw her crushed
    right in front of me.
[17:51] ---
    It was four young men and
    women who were driving drunk.
[17:55] ---
    They were minors,
    so they just went to juvie.
[17:58] ---
    Even the driver will
    be out in two years at most.
[18:03] ---
    That's terrible.
[18:05] ---
    Life is nothing but pain.
[18:08] ---
    But...
[18:13] ---
    You gave me freedom,
[18:16] ---
    so I think I could do anything for you.
[18:26] ---
    Sata andagi!
[18:28] ---
    I don't see any sata andagi anywhere.
[18:31] ---
    I just wanted to say it 'cause it sounds cool.
[18:34] ---
    Sata andagi!
[18:36] ---
    What's gotten into you?
SIGN    Iizuka-san
SIGN    Incoming Call
[18:45] ---
    I'm on a field trip.
[18:47] ---
    And I was eating.
[18:53] ---
    A job in Okinawa?
[19:07] ---
    We're here.
[19:10] ---
    Who are they?
[19:11] ---
    The ones who killed your mother.
[19:16] ---
    We kidnapped them from juvie.
[19:19] ---
    You're going to suddenly find yourself
    in the middle of a fierce battle.
[19:24] ---
    Thanks to your strong
    magical power and karate,
[19:26] ---
    you're going to be a powerful
     warrior-type Magical Girl.
[19:30] ---
    But killing someone is a different matter.
[19:34] ---
    The first one is what's important.
[19:38] ---
    I was just a normal farm boy.
[19:42] ---
    But my village was attacked
    by armed guerrillas.
[19:46] ---
    We were all taken prisoner.
[19:49] ---
    I was almost killed by one of
    them for no reason at all.
[19:52] ---
    So I begged for my life.
[19:55] ---
    And then their leader said to me...
[19:59] ---
    Kill your parents.
[20:01] ---
    Rape your sister.
[20:04] ---
    And if you do,
[20:05] ---
    we'll let you live and kill the others.
[20:08] ---
    You can be one of us.
[20:14] ---
    I did as he told me.
[20:17] ---
    After that,
[20:19] ---
    they let me join them.
[20:22] ---
    I killed a lot of people.
[20:24] ---
    But during one operation,
    they left me to die.
[20:28] ---
    The first thing I did when the brigade
    commander gave me this new body
[20:32] ---
    was kill every one of those guerrillas.
[20:39] ---
    Chisato, kill the four of them.
[20:42] ---
    But you can't transform.
[20:45] ---
    Do it with your own hands.
[20:46] ---
    Use the knife.
[20:49] ---
    Make sure you take more than
    ten minutes per person when killing them.
[20:53] ---
    To do that,
[20:54] ---
    you'll have to stab them
    somewhere that isn't fatal,
[20:57] ---
    then cut their throat to finish them.
[20:59] ---
    If you can't do this,
[21:01] ---
    Chisato,
[21:02] ---
    you won't be able to become a Magical Girl.
[21:14] ---
    Thank you, Giess...
[21:17] ---
    For finding people that
    will be so easy for me to kill.
[21:26] ---
    Chisato!
[21:29] ---
    I'm fine. I can keep doing this.
[21:31] ---
    I told you...
[21:33] ---
    I think I can do anything for you.
[21:48] ---
    Maybe she was so tired from
    killing them that she passed out.
[21:53] ---
    She's fast asleep.
[21:56] ---
    If she can kill four people
    like that, she passes, gi!
[22:03] ---
    An expeditionary strike brigade
    made from surviving Disas.
[22:07] ---
    They come equipped with a full
    set of close air support capabilities, gi.
[22:12] ---
    From the look of it,
[22:13] ---
    Chisato will be a great help, too.
[22:16] ---
    We begin deployment at midnight tonight.
[22:21] ---
    The attack on the 6th Naha
    will proceed as planned.
[23:57] ---
    The enemy Magical Girl,
[23:58] ---
    as well as the commanders
    of the Babel Brigade, attack!
[24:00] ---
    Two types of indirect fire turns
    Naha Garrison into a sea of flames!
[24:04] ---
    Can Asuka and the
    others stop the enemy?
[24:07] ---
    Next time: "The Lid of Hell."
SIGN    The Lid of Hell
[24:08] ---
    With your Magical Karambit,
    rip the bad guys to pieces, chu!