E1 - He's Not Entirely Bad

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[00:04] Ichika
    I don't regret
[00:05] Ichika
    what I did for him that day.
[00:13] Ichika
    As for what I said to him that day...
[00:19] Ichika
    I have nothing but regrets.
[00:43] Ryo
    So...
[00:45] Ryo
    What was her name again?
[01:01] Ryo
    Ah, Kenny. I know you're both experts,
[01:04] Ryo
    but please make sure you not only find out,
[01:07] Ryo
    but also record as much as possible
    about these potential customers' needs.
[01:12] Ryo
    Right. Let's get to it.
    Looking forward to seeing you.
[01:20] Lady
    Hey, wait.
[01:21] Lady
    What about breakfast?
[01:29] Sign
    Forward World Gaiden
[01:29] Sign
    A new adventure
[01:47] Ryo
    Damn that woman,
    making me stay up all night...
[01:53] Ryo
    I'm definitely not seeing her again.
[02:00] Ryo
    I'm pretty dizzy...
[02:07] Ryo
    Oh, shit.
[02:10] Ryo
    I'm falling.
[02:19] Ichika
    I-I'm so sorry!
[02:21] Ryo
    Ow...
[02:24] Ichika
    Are you okay?
[02:28] Ryo
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[02:29] Ichika
    I-I'm sorry! I panicked
    and ended up hooking you.
[02:32] Ichika
    Are you hurt at all?
[02:33] Ryo
    Nah, I'm fine.
[02:35] Ryo
    Thanks. I could've been a goner.
[02:38] Ichika
    I'm sorry I ended up strangling you.
[02:42] Ichika
    Um, you look a bit pale.
[02:45] Ryo
    Yeah, I haven't been feeling well.
[02:47] Ichika
    Huh? Did you have any breakfast?
[02:50] Ryo
    What? No, I didn't.
[02:51] Ichika
    That might be why.
[02:53] Ichika
    Do I have anything to eat... Wait.
[02:57] Ichika
    Oh, no! I'm going to be late!
[02:59] Ichika
    Um, uh... Here! You can have this!
[03:02] Ryo
    Huh?
[03:03] Ichika
    Well, take care!
[03:05] Ichika
    I'm going to be late!
[03:11] Lady worker A
    What should we do for lunch?
[03:13] Lady worker B
    Want to eat out?
[03:14] Lady worker A
    Why don't we try that new pasta place?
[03:18] Guy Worker A
    Think we'll be able to leave on time today?
[03:20] Guy worker B
    Gonna have to rush after lunch.
[03:23] (Flashback) Ichika
    Are you okay?
[03:28] Ryo
    She had the same uniform as Rio...
[03:33] Ryo
    So much ham...
[03:41] Rio
    Welcome back, Onii-chan.
[03:42] Rio
    I've got a friend over right now.
[03:46] Ryo
    A friend?
[03:53] Both
    Hey, I saw you this morning.
[03:55] Rio
    Wait, you two know each other?
[03:59] Ichika
    I wouldn't go that far.
[04:01] Ryo
    She saved my life.
[04:04] Rio
    Huh?
[04:07] Rio
    It's Mom. I'll be right back, Ichika.
[04:10] Ichika
    Sure...
[04:11] Rio
    I'll ask for the deets after this call.
[04:14] Rio
    Mom? What's up?
[04:23] Ryo
    I never thought you'd be
    one of my sister's friends.
[04:27] Ryo
    Uh...
[04:28] Ichika
    Oh, I'm Arima Ichika.
[04:30] Ryo
    Ichika-chan. I'm Ryo.
[04:33] Ryo
    Now that I know you're my sister's
    friend, I should thank you properly.
[04:36] Ichika
    Huh? No, you don't need to do anything.
[04:39] Ryo
    Maybe clothes or shoes?
[04:40] Ichika
    No, really...
[04:41] Ryo
    Yeah, that does seem kinda cheap.
[04:46] Ryo
    Then how about...
[04:50] Ryo
    a kiss?
[04:54] Ichika
    Sorry, what?
[04:55] Ryo
    Yeah, a kiss might be a bit
    much for a high school girl.
[04:59] Ryo
    You saved my life, so I'll
    do pretty much anything.
[05:03] Ryo
    Of course, if you want, I could
    go even further than that.
[05:07] Ryo
    It'd be a nice memory, wouldn't it?
[05:09] Ryo
    What do you think?
[05:16] Ichika
    You're creepy.
[05:18] Ryo
    Huh?
SIGN    Creepy
SIGN    Creepy
[05:23] Ichika
    Creepy... Creepy... Creepy...
[05:24] Ryo
    Creepy? Creepy? C-Creepy?
[05:29] Ichika
    You're offering up yourself as thanks
    for saving you? What are you thinking?
[05:33] Ichika
    That's not why I saved you.
[05:39] Ichika
    I'm sorry!
[05:41] Ichika
    I just blurt out what I'm thinking...
    I mean... Really, I don't need anything!
[05:45] ---
    Squee.
[05:45] Sfx
    Squee
[05:46] Sfx
    Squee
[05:46] Ichika
    Uh, what the heck was that sound?
[05:52] Ryo
    Magnificent...
[05:55] Ryo
    Not only did you save me, but you had
    the benevolence to give me your lunch.
[06:00] Ryo
    To top it off, your clear,
    cold response to my shallow idea...
[06:05] Ryo
    I'm moved.
[06:07] Ryo
    I'm absolutely moved!
    I've never felt like this before!
[06:11] Ryo
    Ichika-san! You're the girl
    I'm destined to be with!
[06:16] Rio
    Sorry about that, Ichika.
    I'm done with my call now.
[06:19] Rio
    Huh? Where'd my brother go?
[06:21] Ichika
    Uh, he's down here!
[06:23] Ichika
    Help me! What's going on?!
SIGN    Koikimo
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    "He's Not Entirely Bad"
[08:02] Ichika
    I'm home.
[08:03] Yuriko
    Ichika! A package came for you.
[08:07] Ichika
    Oh, did the manga I ordered get here?
[08:12] Yuriko
    You got a rose from someone
    named Amakusa Ryo-san.
[08:18] Rio
    My brother seriously sent you a rose?
[08:20] Rio
    That's hilarious.
[08:22] Ichika
    It's not hilarious at all!
    Why did you give him my address, Rio?
[08:25] Ichika
    Then my mom asked me about it...
    It was such a mess.
[08:28] Rio
    Well, my brother seemed super serious
    about this, so it just happened.
[08:32] Ichika
    "Just happened"? As if!
[08:33] Ichika
    Yesterday, he had you give
    me expensive chocolates.
SIGN    From
    my brother
SIGN    G-
    Godi...
[08:36] Ichika
    The day before that, it was a plushie.
SIGN    From my brother
[08:38] Ichika
    He's been giving me insane presents
    every day this week since we met.
SIGN    A-
    A teddy bear...
[08:42] Ichika
    Is Ryo-san like this to everyone he asks out?
[08:46] Rio
    Not at all. He's pretty indifferent.
[08:49] Rio
    According to him, he's never
    even asked anyone out.
[08:51] Ichika
    Seriously?
[08:52] Rio
    Yup.
[08:53] Rio
    Who cares? Why not go out with him?
[08:55] Ichika
    Yikes! You're okay with your friend
    going out with your brother?
[09:00] Rio
    If it's you, sure.
[09:01] Ichika
    Say what?!
[09:02] Rio
    My brother's hot, smart,
    and he's fairly loaded.
[09:06] Rio
    Not bad, right? He's a scumball, though.
[09:08] Ichika
    I'm sorry, did you just say "scumball"?
[09:11] Rio
    Besides, if you two went out, it'd be amus—
[09:16] Rio
    It'd make me happy.
[09:17] Ichika
    You were totally going to say "amusing."
[09:21] Rio
    By the way, did you call
    my brother to complain?
[09:24] Ichika
    What? No...
[09:26] Rio
    Well, if you don't, he'll probably
    keep sending you stuff.
[09:29] Ichika
    Huh?
[09:32] Rio
    Here you go.
[09:33] Sign
    Onii-chan
[09:33] Rio
    My brother's number.
[09:35] Ichika
    Thanks.
[09:36] Rio
    He's probably working right now,
    so try contacting him at night.
[09:40] Ichika
    Right...
SIGN    Uh...
[09:46] Suzuki
    E-Excuse me, Acting Section Chief Amakusa.
[09:49] Ryo
    What is it, Suzuki-san?
[09:51] Suzuki
    Um... I just wanted to thank you
    for backing me up at the meeting.
[09:56] Ryo
    Ah... That was nothing.
    I just added on to what you said.
[10:00] Ryo
    Just make sure you adjust the cost.
[10:03] Ryo
    See you later.
[10:07] Suzuki
    He's so hot...
[10:09] Nakayama
    He really is.
[10:10] Suzuki
    Look at that body.
[10:12] Nakayama
    He's amazing.
[10:18] Ryo
    I don't know this number.
[10:22] Ryo
    Hello?
[10:23] Ichika
    Um...
[10:24] Ichika
    Hello?
[10:27] Ryo
    I-Is that you, Ichika-san?!
[10:29] Ichika
    How could you tell just from my voice?
[10:31] Ryo
    I'm never going to forget
    your beautiful voice.
[10:37] Ryo
    It's ingrained into my brain.
[10:39] Ichika
    Could you not say stuff like that?
[10:41] Ichika
    Listen, about that flower you sent...
[10:45] Ryo
    Oh, did it get to you?
[10:47] Ryo
    Do you not like roses?
[10:49] Ichika
    Huh? No, I don't dislike them...
[10:53] Ryo
    Oh, thank goodness.
[10:55] Ryo
    I sent you a rose first so it would
    convey my feelings clearly.
[10:59] Ichika
    Huh? Uh... Er, that's not what this is about.
[11:03] Ryo
    I get it. You must not like red.
    I knew I should've gone with pink.
[11:09] Ichika
    Seriously, this isn't about
    roses or their color.
[11:13] Ryo
    Did you think it was from Tuxedo Mask?
[11:16] Ichika
    Of course not.
[11:17] Ichika
    I'm saying—
[11:18] Ryo
    Was it a bother?
[11:19] Ichika
    Huh?
[11:21] Ryo
    Am I bothering you?
[11:25] Ichika
    Um... I'm not sure how I'm supposed
    to respond to you giving me a flower.
[11:31] Ichika
    To be honest... i-it is a bother.
[11:35] Ryo
    I see.
[11:36] Ichika
    I'm sorry.
[11:39] Ryo
    But I'm not going to stop.
[11:42] Ichika
    Wait, what?
[11:43] Ryo
    I just can't control my feelings for you.
[11:47] Ryo
    I'm hoping things will
    continue to take shape.
[11:50] Ichika
    What?
[11:51] Ryo
    I'm planning to do things
    that will make you happy,
[11:55] Ryo
    and even annoy you,
    all to show you my love.
[11:58] Ryo
    I hope you look forward to it.
[12:00] Ichika
    S-So you're saying that you don't
    care if it's bothering me or not.
[12:05] Ichika
    You're going to pursue me regardless?
[12:07] Ryo
    Correct.
[12:08] Ryo
    So it's perfectly fine for you to get
    mad and curse at me all you'd like.
[12:12] Ryo
    I won't find it unpleasant at all.
[12:15] (Flashback) Rio
    Not bad, right? He's a scumball, though.
[12:18] Ichika
    He really is a scumball!
SIGN    He
    really
    is
    a
    scum
    ball
[12:21] Ichika
    Y-You're awful! How can you be so awful?!
[12:24] Ryo
    Oh, that's great! I can feel
    the icy needles in those words.
[12:28] Ryo
    Yell at me more.
[12:30] Ichika
    Never mind! Just don't send me
    any more flowers or anything else!
[12:35] Ichika
    Goodnight!
[12:41] Sign
    Contacts
[12:41] Sign
    Ichika-san
[12:41] Sign
    Mobile
[12:41] Sign
    Memo
[12:41] Ryo
    And... saved.
[12:47] Yuriko
    Thanks for doing this.
[12:49] Ichika
    Sure. I'll be home later.
SIGN    Today
    only!
SIGN    Mixed-sized eggs
    10 eggs in a pack
[12:55] Sign
    1 carton
    per customer
SIGN    99 yen
    with tax
[12:55] Sign
    Quantities are limited.
    Our stock may run out.
    Please contact your
    local store for availability.
[12:55] Ichika
    So I need milk, eggs...
[12:57] Ichika
    What else was there?
[12:59] Ichika
    Olive oil, and...
[13:02] Ichika
    Oh, I'm sorr— Ugh.
[13:08] Ryo
    Ichika-san! It must be destiny that
    we saw each other on our day off!
[13:13] Ryo
    Where's the usual cursing and insults?
[13:15] Ichika
    Why would you be waiting for that?
[13:17] Ichika
    You're so creepy.
[13:22] Sign
    1 pack
    per customer
[13:24] Ichika
    I really don't want to ask him...
[13:28] Ichika
    Hey.
[13:29] Ichika
    I have a favor to ask.
[13:33] Ryo
    Of course! I'll do anything you'd like!
[13:33] Sign
    Flavors
    of the Fall
[13:36] Sign
    99 yen
    Eggs
[13:37] Ichika
    Oh, you're a lifesaver!
[13:40] Ichika
    I was sure I'd only be able to buy one.
[13:45] Sign
    Eggs
[13:45] Ichika
    Ryo-san? A-Are you mad?
[13:49] Ryo
    No...
[13:49] Ryo
    I'm just overcome with emotions.
    We're shopping like a married couple.
[13:54] Ryo
    Bless you, one-pack-per-customer rule.
[13:57] Ichika
    Go ahead and choke on those emotions.
[14:02] Ichika
    Oh, a limited edition is out.
[14:03] Sign
    Limited Edition
[14:03] Sign
    Rich
    Chestnut
[14:03] Sign
    Chocolate Revolution
[14:05] Ryo
    Hey, they have the chocolate
    you like. Would you like some?
[14:09] Ichika
    How do you know I like this kind?
[14:12] Ryo
    My sister told me.
[14:14] Ichika
    That's definitely a lie.
[14:16] Sign
    Fresh
    From
    the
    Farm
[14:16] Sign
    Contains
    100%
    Milk
[14:16] Ryo
    But it's not a lie.
[14:17] Sign
    Eggs
[14:20] Ichika
    What's my favorite animal?
[14:22] Ryo
    Cats.
[14:23] Ichika
    What kind of shampoo do I use?
[14:26] Ryo
    Max Damage Repair!
[14:28] Ichika
    Yes! You're disgusting! That's correct!
[14:30] Sign
    Mild
[14:30] Sign
    Authentically Fruity
[14:32] Ichika
    "Extra virgin oil" sounds stronger,
    like a secret technique...
[14:37] Ryo
    Secret technique?
[14:38] Ichika
    No, I, uh—
[14:40] Ichika
    Oh, God! He heard me say
    something nerdy! Ack!
[14:44] Ryo
    Yeah, it does sound like it has
    three times the attack power.
[14:50] Ichika
    I'll go for the three times, then.
[14:52] Ichika
    I didn't think he'd go along with that.
[14:56] Lady
    Here you go. Have a sample.
[14:58] Ichika
    Oh, thank you.
[15:00] Lady
    My, what a handsome boyfriend you have.
[15:02] Lady
    Here you go.
[15:03] Ryo
    Thank you.
[15:04] Ichika
    He's not my boyfriend.
[15:07] Ichika
    It's good. Could I get a bag?
[15:10] Lady
    Sure thing. You can throw
    away the garbage there.
[15:13] Ichika
    Thank you so much.
[15:16] Sign
    S
    t
    a
    r
    e
[15:18] Ichika
    Why are you trying to retrieve my toothpick?
[15:22] Ryo
    Was I that obvious?
[15:23] Ichika
    Maybe you should just get
    stabbed by a million of them!
[15:27] Sign
    Thank you for your patronage
[15:29] Ichika
    Ryo-san...
[15:31] Ryo
    No.
[15:33] Ryo
    I will not let you carry your groceries.
[15:35] Ichika
    Ugh! I bought them, so I'll carry them!
[15:39] Ryo
    Maybe if you let me kiss you.
[15:42] Ichika
    How are you this awful?
[15:45] Ichika
    Okay, fine. You can carry them.
[15:48] Ichika
    You must have a lot of
    experience with women.
[15:52] Ryo
    No.
[15:54] Ryo
    I just want to do this because I like you.
[16:07] Ichika
    Ugh, come on, then.
[16:10] Ryo
    By the way,
[16:11] Ryo
    people were commenting on
    us being a young couple.
[16:14] Ichika
    I'm pretty sure they said,
    "What a young pervert."
[16:18] Ryo
    But it was plural,
    so I guess that would include you.
[16:21] Ichika
    Please don't compare me to you.
SIGN    Amakusa
[16:25] Ryo
    I'm home.
[16:26] Rio
    Welcome back.
[16:28] Rio
    That was fast. Did you go to
    the bookstore by the station?
[16:30] Ryo
    No.
[16:32] Ryo
    I did the perfect one-per-customer
    deal with Ichika-san.
[16:40] Yuriko
    Welcome home.
[16:42] Ichika
    Here you go.
[16:43] Yuriko
    Thanks. Oh, you got two
    packs of eggs? Perfect.
[16:48] Ichika
    Yeah, stuff happened...
[16:49] Yuriko
    Oh, right. Today, you got a carnation.
[16:55] Yuriko
    This Amakusa-san person is so poetic,
    sending you a single flower every day.
[17:01] Ichika
    Huh? Why do you say that?
[17:03] Yuriko
    What? You didn't realize it?
[17:05] Yuriko
    It's because your name means
    "one flower," obviously.
[17:09] Ichika
    Ugh... I didn't want to hear that.
    I didn't want to realize that...
SIGN    Koikimo
SIGN    Koikimo
SIGN    Gorgonzola sounds powerful, too.
SIGN    Sounds like a midboss in an RPG.
[17:27] Ryo
    Right. Yes.
[17:29] Ryo
    Understood.
[17:30] Ryo
    I'll see you in an hour, then.
[17:34] Ryo
    I guess I'll kill some time.
[17:42] Ichika
    What the heck is this y?
[17:44] Ichika
    I know.
[17:44] Ichika
    Maybe if I anthropomorphize it,
    I'll feel like doing this...
[17:52] Ichika
    You seriously just sat down
    like you were invited.
[17:55] Ryo
    Very admirable, Ichika-san.
[17:57] Ryo
    You're keeping the insults quiet
    since we're out in public.
[17:59] Ichika
    Maybe I'll just pour that coffee on you.
[18:02] Ryo
    Are you by yourself, Ichika-san?
[18:04] Ichika
    I'm waiting for Rio.
[18:06] Ichika
    I'm going to switch seats,
    so enjoy your coffee.
[18:09] Ryo
    But my seat is always meant
    to be across from you.
[18:13] Ichika
    Why do you keep showing up?
    What are you, a stalker?
[18:17] Ryo
    This is honestly a coincidence.
[18:19] Sign
    Rio
[18:19] Sign
    Rio
[18:19] Sign
    I'll give you 10 minutes
[18:22] Sign
    Onii-chan
[18:22] Sign
    I'll buy you ice cream later
[18:26] Ryo
    Are you studying?
[18:27] Ichika
    I have a test coming up.
[18:29] Ryo
    You need to substitute this.
[18:32] Ichika
    Substitute?
[18:33] Ryo
    Yes. Then transpose this, and then add.
[18:37] Ichika
    Transpose this and then add...
[18:40] Ichika
    Oh, it worked!
SIGN    I get it...
[18:45] Ichika
    Rio did mention that you were smart.
[18:48] Ichika
    I guess it's true.
[18:50] Ryo
    Do you like smart men?
[18:53] Ichika
    Maybe you're not that bright after all.
[18:56] Ichika
    Are you good at science and math?
[18:58] Ichika
    I'm definitely not.
[19:01] Ryo
    Let's see... I did well in all subjects.
[19:05] Ryo
    I'm a great athlete, too.
[19:06] Ichika
    Yeah, I'm not interested.
[19:09] Ryo
    Well, if I had to pick,
    I'd say I'm not so good at art.
[19:13] Ryo
    Though now that I know you like art,
    I've been doing my best to improve.
[19:18] Ichika
    No point in wasting time for both of us.
[19:21] Ichika
    If you're that bad, try drawing something.
[19:25] Ichika
    Like, a portrait of me.
[19:29] Ryo
    I cannot draw something so sublime with
    my lack of technique and capacity!
[19:33] Ryo
    I will surely be punished!
[19:35] Ryo
    How impudent of me!
[19:36] Ichika
    Am I suddenly a deity or something?
[19:39] Ryo
    Well, Ichika-san, you're—
[19:40] Woman 2
    Is that you, Ryo?
[19:41] Ryo
    Huh?
[19:42] Ryo
    Uh...
[19:43] Woman 2
    Wow, it's been forever.
[19:45] Ryo
    Who is she again?
[19:46] Woman 2
    You hadn't contacted me in a while,
    so I was wondering what was going on.
[19:51] Ryo
    Oh, I see...
SIGN    So bright...
[19:53] Ryo
    Michiko? Maybe Sachiko?
[19:55] Woman 2
    Jeez, at least be a little excited.
[19:58] Woman 2
    Whoa, Ryo!
[19:59] Woman 2
    Don't tell me you got your filthy mitts
    on bland little high school girl like her.
[20:03] Ryo
    What?
[20:03] Ichika
    No, I'm not...
[20:06] Woman 2
    Come on, you can't just go for
    any girl. This poor thing.
[20:10] Ichika
    Er, I...
[20:10] Woman 2
    You should stay away from Ryo.
    He's honestly the worst.
[20:14] Woman 2
    He's a total womanizer.
[20:17] Woman 2
    Though that's what I like about him.
[20:19] Ryo
    Hey, no one asked you.
[20:21] Woman 2
    Oh, please. I'm sure you pulled
    the nice-guy act on her.
[20:25] Woman 2
    I'm saying this for her sake.
[20:28] Ryo
    That's en—
[20:28] Ichika
    Excuse me!
[20:30] Ichika
    I have no doubt that he's a womanizer...
[20:35] Ryo
    D'oh!
[20:36] Ichika
    But I don't think he's
    entirely bad toward me.
[20:42] Ichika
    Probably...
[20:46] Ichika
    Also, I'm just friends
    with his little sister.
[20:50] Ichika
    So please excuse me.
[20:56] Woman 2
    Whoopsie. Maybe I teased her too much.
[21:01] Ryo
    Hey.
[21:02] Woman 2
    Yeah?
SIGN    Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrub
[21:03] Woman 2
    Wha—
[21:07] Woman 2
    No way! My makeup! My fake lashes!
[21:10] Ryo
    How dare you interrupt
    my time with Ichika-san?
[21:13] Ryo
    Don't make me pluck out
    all of your real eyelashes.
[21:21] Ichika
    I need to contact Rio.
[21:23] Ryo
    Ichika-san!
[21:26] Ichika
    Wh-What? Isn't she your
    girlfriend or something?
[21:31] Ryo
    No! She's nothing like that!
[21:34] Ryo
    I'm sorry. That must've made you
    feel awful, all because of me.
[21:38] Ichika
    It's fine.
[21:39] Ryo
    Ichika-san...
[21:41] Ryo
    What you said earlier made me happy.
[21:47] Ichika
    I just said what was on my mind...
[21:53] Sfx
    Squee!
[21:55] Ichika
    Did you just internally squee because
    you thought I was suddenly being nice?!
[21:57] Ryo
    That's amazing. How did you know?
    You're so impressive, Ichika-san!
[22:00] Ichika
    It's totally obvious!
SIGN    What are
    those two
    doing...?
[22:02] Ichika
    Never mind! Just go home
    already, you stupid mutt!
[22:05] Ryo
    Thank you for the compliment!
[22:07] Ichika
    That wasn't a compliment!
    Get back in your cage!
[22:10] Ryo
    I'm an expert at shaking paws.
    Why don't we give it a try?
[22:13] Ichika
    You're just trying to
    hold my hand, aren't you?
[22:16] Ryo
    Oh, was I that obvious?
[22:18] Ichika
    You think?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    "He Smelled Like Cologne"
[23:36] Some
    Next time, "He Smelled Like Cologne."