E6 - Summer Comes in 5-7-5

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[00:07] Bocchi
    Come to me, fever!
[00:13] Bocchi
    I want to skip school tomorrow!
[00:17] (Flashback) Teruyo
    Well, for our next class, we'll have each of you
     stand up here and present a haiku.
[00:23] Bocchi
    Eh?!
[00:25] Bocchi
    I'm not getting a fever.
[00:27] Bocchi
    I can't skip school.
[00:30] Bocchi
    And if I can't skip, then...
[00:33] Bocchi
    I'll have to stand before
    everyone and present one.
[00:40] Bocchi
    I even took a cold shower,
[00:43] Bocchi
    but that just made me feel warm.
[00:52] Bocchi
    For now, I should come up with a haiku.
[00:56] Bocchi
    What should I use for the seasonal word?
[00:58] Bocchi
    Uh, it's almost summer break.
[01:02] Bocchi
    I hope I get to go
     to a lot of places this year.
[01:05] Bocchi
    Like the pool, or out camping.
[01:09] Bocchi
    I like thinking about these things.
[01:12] Bocchi
    First semester's ending.
[01:14] Bocchi
    I couldn't even imagine it
    when I started school,
[01:18] Bocchi
    but I made some friends.
SIGN    First Karaoke With Everyone
[01:20] Bocchi
    Maybe I have managed to change.
[01:24] Bocchi
    But I can't present that to everyone.
[01:27] Bocchi
    Absolutely not.
[01:28] Bocchi
    Never in my life.
[01:30] Bocchi
    There. I finished my haiku.
[01:35] Bocchi
    All that's left is to sleep.
[01:37] Bocchi
    When I wake up tomorrow,
[01:41] Bocchi
    I pray my throat is sore!
SIGN    Summer Comes in 5-7-5
[03:19] Chicken
    Cock-a-doodle-doo. Kekokko.
[03:22] Chicken
    You're half?!
[03:32] Bocchi
    Okay.
[03:37] ---
    Yeah.
[03:39] Bocchi
    It's all good.
[03:44] Bocchi
    No.
[03:46] Bocchi
    I'm going to have to do this.
[03:48] Bocchi
    But Mom gave me a good plan.
[03:51] Bocchi
    A way to avoid getting nervous
    in front of everyone...
[03:54] Bocchi
    That way is...
[03:58] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[03:59] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[04:01] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[04:03] Nako
    Oh, Bocchi. Morning.
[04:05] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[04:06] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[04:08] Bocchi
    Nako-chan!
[04:09] Nako
    I hear you!
[04:12] Bocchi
    We're presenting our haiku today.
[04:15] Bocchi
    Oh, morning.
[04:16] Nako
    What, you're already stressed out over that?
[04:19] Nako
    Did you finish your haiku?
[04:21] Bocchi
    Yeah.
[04:21] Nako
    Let me see.
[04:27] Nako
    It took me over an hour to write mine.
[04:30] Nako
    How about you?
[04:31] Bocchi
    Three minutes.
[04:32] Nako
    Three minutes?!
[04:33] Nako
    You're really good at these sort of things.
[04:35] Bocchi
    I just tried writing a haiku...
[04:38] Bocchi
    about how even I made friends.
[04:41] Nako
    Wow.
[04:44] Nako
    That's great.
[04:47] Bocchi
    Nako-chan, you're so kind.
[04:50] Bocchi
    You're always kind.
[04:52] Nako
    Huh? What? What's wrong?
[04:54] Bocchi
    If only everyone on Earth were like you.
[04:57] Nako
    Huh? What's this all of a sudden?
[04:59] Bocchi
    If only everyone on Earth were like you!
[05:03] Nako
    No! That would be creepy!
SIGN    Teacher's Office
[05:07] Teruyo
    What do I do?
[05:11] Teruyo
    I never thought this would happen.
[05:14] Teruyo
    Once I give this to her, I know...
[05:16] Teruyo
    I know...
[05:20] Teruyo
    And after all that worrying,
    it's already time for class!
[05:28] Teruyo
    No, I can't stay this way.
[05:30] Teruyo
    Today I regain my authority as a teacher.
[05:33] Teruyo
    I'm saying goodbye to my timid self!
[05:37] Teruyo
    Yeah!
[05:40] Nako
    Good morning.
[05:42] Teruyo
    G-Good morning!
[05:47] Teruyo
    In the end, I still bowed my head to her.
[05:50] Teruyo
    No.
[05:51] Teruyo
    My emotions still aren't settled yet.
[05:53] Teruyo
    I'll just set this aside for now.
[05:56] Teruyo
    Okay!
[05:57] Teruyo
    Well, let's start presenting the haiku
     you were assigned as homework.
[06:02] Bocchi
    The moment's finally here.
[06:05] Bocchi
    It's time to use the secret plan
    Mom told me about.
[06:17] Sotoka
    Master, what is that...?
[06:20] Bocchi
    My secret plan!
[06:21] Sotoka
    A secret plan?!
[06:24] Sotoka
    I'll do it, too!
[06:29] Nako
    What's wrong? Calm down.
[06:31] Bocchi
    My mother said I should move around,
     since my body tenses up
[06:35] ---
    when I'm nervous and that
    causes me to get leg cramps.
[06:38] Bocchi
    Secret plan, secret plan, secret plan.
[06:41] Sotoka
    Secret plan, secret plan, secret plan!
[06:44] Nako
    You just look like a strange person.
[06:47] Teruyo
    Next up is...
[06:48] Teruyo
    Hitori-san.
[06:49] Bocchi
    O-Okay!
[06:51] Nako
    Good luck.
[06:58] Bocchi
    The eyes!
[06:59] Bocchi
    I'm sure they're watching me.
[07:01] Bocchi
    They're watching me.
[07:02] Bocchi
    They're watching—
[07:04] Bocchi
    Ah, my leg cramped.
[07:06] Nako
    It cramped?
[07:07] Bocchi
    It's all because I moved only my upper half.
[07:10] Bocchi
    My secret plan failed!
[07:13] Bocchi
    But I still have another secret plan.
[07:16] Teruyo
    Hitori-san?
[07:18] Bocchi
    Y-Yeah, I'm okay.
[07:22] Bocchi
    This is the last secret plan
    Mom shared with me.
[07:26] Bocchi
    Imagine everyone's a potato!
[07:29] Bocchi
    Everyone's a potato.
[07:30] Bocchi
    They're not people. They're potatoes.
[07:32] Bocchi
    Potatoes. Potatoes.
[07:34] Bocchi
    Potatoes!
[07:40] Bocchi
    They're not potatoes!
[07:43] Aru
    I'm betting someone like Nako
[07:45] ---
    told her something useless
    like pretending everyone's a potato.
[07:56] Nako
    How unfortunate.
[08:01] Teruyo
    Hitori-san, would you please?
[08:03] Bocchi
    Huh? Y-Yes!
[08:05] Bocchi
    S—
[08:05] Bocchi
    S—
[08:06] Bocchi
    S-S—
[08:07] Bocchi
    Summer.
[08:08] Bocchi
    S-S-S-S-Summer.
[08:09] Bocchi
    S-S-S-S-S-S—
[08:14] Bocchi
    Blegh!
[08:15] Teruyo
    Hitori-san, are you all right?!
SIGN    Summer is coming
SIGN    Summer is coming with a brand new uniform
SIGN    Summer is coming with a brand new uniform and a brand new me.
SIGN    I couldn't change.
[08:27] Nako
    Oh, don't say that.
[08:28] Nako
    Just being able to stand up there
    was a huge improvement for you.
[08:33] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[08:34] Nako
    Besides, the teacher said
    it was a good haiku, too.
[08:38] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[08:40] Bocchi
    If only everyone in the world were like you!
[08:43] Nako
    I told you I don't want that.
[08:46] Teruyo
    O-O-One last thing.
[08:48] Teruyo
    Since your math teacher is absent today,
[08:52] Teruyo
    I'll be handing back your tests now.
[09:00] Teruyo
    U-Uh...
[09:01] Teruyo
    So, Kawai-san.
[09:04] Ino
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:04] Teruyo
    Tsuyoshi-san.
[09:05] Nozomi
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:07] Teruyo
    Minagawa-san.
[09:08] Rau
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:09] Teruyo
    S-Sunao-san.
[09:11] Nako
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:20] Nako
    Sensei, this grade is...
[09:25] Teruyo
    I've done it now!
[09:28] Teruyo
    I did it again.
[09:29] Teruyo
    I was too afraid of Sunao-san, and I...
[09:31] Teruyo
    No matter how much I think
    she'll be angry after seeing her score...
[09:36] Teruyo
    I've never seen a teacher
    embody a right triangle!
SIGN    Right Triangle
[09:40] Teruyo
    Stupid Teruyo!
[09:42] Teruyo
    I have to regain my dignity
    as a teacher somehow.
[09:46] Teruyo
    But I'm sure Sunao-san's already
    returned to her own seat.
[09:51] Teruyo
    I just have to get through this
    for now, and then...
[09:57] Teruyo
    It's scary that she's still there!
[09:58] Nako
    Huh?!
[10:00] Nako
    Don't tell me our teacher's
    still afraid of me.
[10:03] Nako
    I guess I need to act friendlier.
[10:06] Nako
    The way Aru would...
[10:11] Nako
    The way Aru...
[10:16] (Flashback) Aru
    Give-It-Your-Best Beam!
[10:20] Aru
    What?
[10:22] Nako
    Damn it.
[10:25] Nako
    Sensei?
[10:29] Nako
    Let's have a nice long chat later.
[10:34] Teruyo
    All right.
[10:42] Teruyo
    Yeah, I'm dead.
[10:47] Bocchi
    Nako-chan?
[10:51] Bocchi
    Nako-chan?!
[10:52] Bocchi
    No way, you...
[10:56] Bocchi
    Nako-chan, did you get...
[11:01] Bocchi
    a failing grade?
[11:03] Nako
    Yeah, I'm not really good at studying.
[11:07] Bocchi
    But you got meat (niku = 29)
    when you're Nako-chan (Nako = 75).
[11:10] Nako
    "Meat"?
[11:11] Bocchi
    Well, you're Nako-chan, but instead of 75,
[11:15] Bocchi
    you got 29.
[11:16] Nako
    That's a weird thing to be shocked about!
[11:22] Bocchi
    When you get a failing grade at my school,
[11:26] ---
    you have to take supplemental classes
    and a makeup test.
[11:29] Bocchi
    That means you're staying
    after school every day
[11:31] ---
    until you can earn a passing grade above 70.
[11:33] Bocchi
    Which is why...
[11:35] Nako
    Sorry, Bocchi.
[11:36] Nako
    I have supplemental classes today,
     so go on home without me.
[11:39] Bocchi
    Wha?!
[11:40] Bocchi
    I can't go home with you?
[11:46] Bocchi
    I should have made a lot of mistakes, too.
[11:49] Nako
    Damn it.
[11:51] Sotoka
    Master! Let's train again today!
[11:55] Bocchi
    Sotoka-san...
[11:56] Sotoka
    Hm? What's the matter?
[11:58] Bocchi
    Nako-chan's...
[12:00] Sotoka
    Hm?
[12:01] Sotoka
    Hm?
[12:03] Sotoka
    Oh! You're Nako (Nako = 75),
    but you got meat (niku = 29)!
[12:06] Nako
    Why are you focused on that?!
[12:08] Nako
    Besides, math is useless.
[12:11] Nako
    Studying areas can be left to
    those who garden as a hobby.
[12:16] Sotoka
    Ah, it's not like you
     to say something like that!
[12:19] Nako
    It doesn't matter.
     Just go home by yourself for a while.
[12:22] Nako
    I'll tell you when I get over 70.
[12:26] Aru
    I heard you failed?
[12:30] Aru
    Want me to teach you how to study?
[12:33] Aru
    I call it the Class Vice
    President's Special—
[12:37] Aru
    What are you doing?!
[12:38] Nako
    It's my desk.
[12:40] Nako
    I can do whatever I want with it.
[12:42] Bocchi
    Nako-chan...
[12:43] Aru
    What is wrong with you?! Every time—
[12:45] (Flashback) Nako
    Who cares?
[12:46] Nako
    How unfortunate.
[12:46] Bocchi
    She's always, always kind to me,
    but I can't do anything...
[12:47] Aru
    Why, you!
[12:53] Bocchi
    I-I...
[12:55] Both
    Hm?
[12:56] Bocchi
    I'll teach you how to have fun studying!
[12:58] Nako
    Have fun?
[12:59] Bocchi
    Yeah!
[13:00] Bocchi
    B-Bocchi's School of Laughs is now open!
[13:04] Nako
    That sounds really bad.
[13:11] Teruyo
    I can't believe I can't
    treat everyone fairly.
[13:14] Teruyo
    I'm a failure as a teacher.
[13:17] Teruyo
    No, no!
[13:19] Teruyo
    I need to face every student equally!
[13:22] Teruyo
    Then, come graduation...
[13:26] Nako
    Sensei!
[13:28] Nako
    Sensei!
[13:31] Teruyo
    Suna-chan!
[13:33] Nako
    I'm glad I was in your class, Sensei.
[13:36] Teruyo
    Suna-chan.
[13:39] Teruyo
    I want her to say that.
[13:43] Teruyo
    First, I need to learn what Sunao-san
    likes and what her interests are.
[13:47] Teruyo
    I'm sure I'll learn something
    surprising there.
[13:53] Bocchi
    First, we start by reviewing.
[13:55] Nako
    Yeah.
[13:59] Bocchi
    We start with the first problem.
[14:01] Bocchi
    What is the answer?
[14:02] Nako
    Huh? Give me a hint.
[14:04] Nako
    A funny hint.
[14:05] Bocchi
    Huh? A funny hint?
[14:07] Bocchi
    Huh? Uh...
[14:09] Bocchi
    Uh...
[14:10] Bocchi
    Uh...
[14:12] Bocchi
    Comes after three.
[14:17] Nako
    Then, four?
[14:19] Bocchi
    Correct!
[14:20] Nako
    Come on, now.
[14:23] Teruyo
    I wonder how Hitori-san managed
    to get along with Sunao-san.
[14:31] Sotoka
    Sensei?
[14:34] Teruyo
    Shuriken?
[14:35] Sotoka
    Master showed me how to make these shuriken.
[14:40] Teruyo
    Master?
[14:42] Bocchi
    Sotoka-san?
[14:43] Nako
    Is someone there?
[14:46] Sotoka
    Yes, the teacher... huh?
[14:50] Teruyo
    Is her "Master" Hitori-san?
[14:53] Teruyo
    Hitori-san gets along with Sunao-san,
[14:55] Teruyo
    and she has Rakita-san,
    a foreigner, calling her "Master"?
[14:59] Teruyo
    That's...
[15:00] Teruyo
    That's...
[15:03] Teruyo
    She's totally the secret gang leader!
[15:06] Nako
    I can't.
[15:08] Bocchi
    Nako-chan...
[15:10] Nako
    When I don't want to do something,
    I just can't get into it.
[15:14] Nako
    I'm a bad person.
[15:16] Bocchi
    No way.
[15:17] Bocchi
    Wh-What do I do?
[15:19] Nako
    Could you make me laugh?
[15:20] Bocchi
    Huh?
[15:22] Nako
    I can't laugh anymore.
[15:24] Nako
    So could you make me laugh?
    You can try anything.
[15:27] Bocchi
    Anything at all?
[15:29] Nako
    Yeah.
[15:34] Nako
    Not my sides!
[15:35] Nako
    Not my sides!
[15:39] Nako
    You sound like a villain, Bocchi!
[15:42] Teruyo
    The secret gang leader...
[15:47] Bocchi
    Well, Nako-chan...
[15:48] Bocchi
    I'll be going home.
[15:50] Nako
    I won't be able to join you going home
     for a little while. That's all.
[15:53] Bocchi
    But!
[15:55] Nako
    Just try going up to Aru.
[15:57] Nako
    She might agree to skip club again
    and go home with you, you know.
[16:02] Bocchi
    Nako-chan.
[16:06] Bocchi
    I made notes for your
    supplemental classes during class.
[16:09] Bocchi
    I don't know whether they'll be useful, though.
[16:11] Nako
    O-Oh. That's a lot of effort.
[16:14] Nako
    As usual.
[16:15] Bocchi
    Later...
[16:16] Nako
    Thanks.
[16:19] Bocchi
    Oh, I forgot.
[16:21] Nako
    Is there something else?
[16:25] Nako
    Bocchi's School of Laughs...
    just made me sadder.
[16:31] Bocchi
    Oh, Sensei.
[16:34] Teruyo
    H-Hitori-san?!
[16:36] Bocchi
    Right. Um...
[16:41] Bocchi
    The haiku...
[16:42] Bocchi
    I'm sorry I couldn't read it properly in class!
[16:45] Teruyo
    Huh?
[16:47] Bocchi
    I said it!
[16:48] Sotoka
    Good for you, Master.
[16:50] Teruyo
    Huh?!
[16:52] Teruyo
    She's the secret gang leader,
    but she's not scary.
[16:55] Teruyo
    What a strange child.
[16:57] Bocchi
    Well, pardon me.
[16:59] Teruyo
    Hitori-san?
[17:02] Teruyo
    Hitori-san, you get along
    with Sunao-san... right?
[17:05] Bocchi
    Y-Yes. We're friends.
[17:09] Teruyo
    Friends...
[17:11] Teruyo
    By which she means her underling, then.
[17:13] Bocchi
    I want to become friends
    with everyone in class!
[17:18] Teruyo
    You're kidding me!
[17:21] Teruyo
    Why would she need that many underlings?
[17:24] Teruyo
    Is she carrying some incredible burden?!
[17:27] Teruyo
    Now that I think about it, Hitori-san
    always seems troubled about something.
[17:32] Teruyo
    Hitori-san.
[17:33] Bocchi
    Y-Yes?!
[17:35] Teruyo
    I can never...
[17:37] Teruyo
    be your friend.
[17:44] Teruyo
    I'm your teacher, after all.
[17:46] Teruyo
    And there are things
     only your teacher can do.
[17:49] Bocchi
    Sensei...
[17:51] Teruyo
    So you can rely on me.
[17:53] Teruyo
    I'll support you, Hitori-san!
[17:57] Bocchi
    What a nice teacher!
[18:00] Bocchi
    All right!
[18:01] Teruyo
    Good.
[18:06] Teruyo
    I managed to say it to Hitori-san,
    the secret gang leader.
[18:09] Teruyo
    I can do this!
[18:10] Teruyo
    Right now, I have this!
[18:12] Teruyo
    I'm sure Sunao-san will also...
[18:16] Teruyo
    I'm sure!
[18:19] Nako
    Farewell.
[18:21] Teruyo
    Thank you for staying!
[18:24] Aru
    So you really had fun
     teaching Nako how to study?
[18:28] Sotoka
    Yes! That's Master for you!
[18:30] Bocchi
    I don't know that it went well, though.
[18:33] Aru
    If it didn't work out,
     then we can just go take down Nako.
[18:39] Aru
    What? Was I that funny?
[18:50] Sotoka
    Master...
[18:51] Aru
    Bocchi...
[18:53] Bocchi
    I...
[18:54] Bocchi
    I've been going home with Nako-chan
     ever since I started school here.
[18:58] Bocchi
    But today, for the first time...
[19:02] Bocchi
    Nako-chan isn't here.
[19:08] Bocchi
    I'm going to wait for Nako-chan after all.
[19:11] Aru
    I figured you would.
[19:13] Bocchi
    But I want to go home with everyone,
[19:15] Bocchi
    so I'll go back after we go home.
[19:18] Bocchi
    So I'll still go home now.
[19:20] Aru
    Huh?
[19:20] Aru
    What? That's so complicated.
[19:22] Aru
    Besides, won't her supplemental
    classes end while you're doing that?
[19:25] Bocchi
    Oh, yeah.
[19:26] Bocchi
    What do I do, then?
[19:28] Sotoka
    Let's go back to school.
[19:29] Sotoka
    Then we can all go home together.
[19:33] Bocchi
    You're sure?
[19:34] Sotoka
    I don't mind.
[19:36] Aru
    Oh, fine.
[19:38] Aru
    Well, I thought this might happen.
SIGN    With compulsory
SIGN    With compulsory education, failing grades
SIGN    With compulsory education, failing grades and make-up exams
SIGN    With compulsory education, failing grades and make-up exams may come and go many times,
SIGN    With compulsory education, failing grades and make-up exams may come and go many times, yet after three years,
SIGN    With compulsory education, failing grades and make-up exams may come and go many times, yet after three years, everyone will graduate
SIGN    With compulsory education, failing grades and make-up exams may come and go many times, yet after three years, everyone will graduate regardless of grades.
SIGN    With compulsory
    education, failing grades
    and make-up exams
    may come and go many times,
    yet after three years,
    everyone will graduate
    regardless of grades.
    Nako (75).
[20:00] Nako & Screen
    I've got no motivation.
SIGN    Flip for a hint
[20:07] Nako
    Oh, here's one.
[20:11] Nako
    She forgot to write it down!
SIGN    Here! Definitely check this!
SIGN    Here! This will surely be on the test!
SIGN    Here? I'm not very confident about this, either.
[20:23] Nako
    Bocchi...
SIGN    Wahaha! Let's go home
    together tomorrow, okay?!
[20:33] Nako
    Okay, let's do this.
SIGN    Sakura Second Middle School
[20:40] Aru
    Still not yet?
[20:41] Bocchi
    I think they should be
    finishing up about now.
[20:44] Sotoka
    Oh, here she comes!
[20:46] Bocchi
    Nako-chan!
[20:49] Nako
    Bocchi...
[20:51] Nako
    What, you all waited for me?
[20:55] Aru
    So, how'd the make-up test go?
[20:59] Nako
    Who do you think I am?
[21:03] Nako
    Nako (75)!
[21:07] Bocchi
    Thank goodness!
[21:08] Bocchi
    Thank goodness!
[21:10] Nako
    Bocchi...
[21:16] Aru
    Huh?
[21:19] Aru
    Huh?
[21:41] Aru
    You're laughing again?
[21:43] Bocchi
    No, this is a song.
[21:45] Sotoka
    A song?
[21:46] Bocchi
    Yes. The school song
     for Bocchi's School of Laughs!
[21:50] Both
    School song?
[21:53] Nako
    Don't add weird details to it.
[22:00] Song
    
[22:02] Song
    
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