E1 - You Can't Run from Schoolwork

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[00:07] Priest
    Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord,
[00:13] Priest
    and let perpetual light shine upon them.
[00:17] Priest
    May they rest in peace.
[00:20] Priest
    Out of the depths I cry to you, Lord...
[00:22] Martes
    Everything's ready?
[00:24] Feles
    Yeah.
[00:25] Priest
    Death is sad, but it is also healing.
[00:29] Priest
    It is natural for those left behind to grieve,
[00:33] Priest
    but death is also the beginning of eternity,
[00:36] Priest
    when the Lord Our God forgives the sins
[00:40] Priest
    of the departed and makes
    their souls everlasting.
[00:44] Priest
    In the name of the Father, the Son,
     and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
SIGN    Special Inter-cluster Travel Permit
    Issued to: Eastern Undertakers Co.
    Travel route: Benten Gate, Ueno
[01:23] Inspector
    Confirmed. You may pass.
[01:26] Girl
    Ah-choo!
[01:27] Martes
    Hey!
[01:28] Feles
    Huh?
[01:29] Feles
    Too late for that!
[01:31] Equa
    Okay, then we'll ram our way through!
[01:33] Ulula
    Woof!
[01:42] Martes
    Ow...
[01:47] Equa
    How's the cargo?
[01:48] Alga
    Safe and sound.
[01:49] Equa
    Thank goodness.
[01:50] Girl
    Wh-What's going on?!
[01:52] Alga
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[01:53] Girl
    You said all I'd have to do was lie down!
[01:57] Equa
    There's been a slight change of plans.
[01:59] Feles
    Thanks to your sneeze.
[02:00] Girl
    Aren't you supposed to be
     professional extractors?
[02:03] Girl
    You'd better actually extract me!
[02:04] Equa
    We most certainly will.
[02:07] Equa
    They're here.
[02:11] Equa
    Head for the other gate.
[02:22] Feles
    There's no end to them.
[02:26] Martes
    Where are they coming from?!
[02:29] Feles
    Stop talking and take them out already!
[02:32] Equa
    Are you ready, Alga-san?
[02:34] Alga
    Anytime.
[02:36] Equa
    I can see it! That's the Akihabara gate!
[02:49] Equa
    How long will it take?
[02:50] Alga
    At least three seconds,
    and at most, three months.
[02:53] Martes
    That's another way of saying
     you don't know, isn't it?
[03:10] Martes
    Ow...
[03:12] Martes
    I lost, like, five percent
    of my body weight from that.
[03:16] Feles
    That body of yours sure comes in handy.
[03:22] Feles
    They really are endless!
[03:25] Alga
    Got it!
[03:26] Alga
    If you cut the right wire, the gate will open.
[03:29] Equa
    Just like always, then.
[03:32] Equa
    And if we cut the wrong one?
[03:34] Alga
    Lockdown. We'll have nowhere left to run.
[03:37] Equa
    That's the same as always, too.
[03:49] Alga
    It's your call, leader!
[03:51] Equa
    Right!
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape
SIGN    You Can't Run from Schoolwork
[05:34] Equa
    Bye. See you later.
[05:37] Ulula
    Woof.
[05:37] Alga
    Sure!
SIGN    St. Yushima Academy
[05:51] Equa
    Isn't it lovely out?
[05:55] Equa
    The forecast said it would rain
    this afternoon, but I bet it won't.
[05:59] Equa
    I had a dream that you and
    I went for a delightful afternoon stroll.
[06:05] Feles
    Buzz off. People will think we're friends.
[06:09] Equa
    But we are friends.
[06:10] Feles
    You told me that job yesterday would be safe!
[06:15] Feles
    I almost died.
[06:16] Feles
    Huh?
[06:16] Equa
    Does that mean...
[06:18] Equa
    we're not friends anymore?
[06:22] Equa
    I couldn't bear to end our friendship!
[06:24] Feles
    I said, quit it! We've only
     ever been colleagues!
[06:28] Equa
    We're friends!
[06:29] Feles
    Stay back! Give me space!
[06:30] Feles
    Go away!
[06:32] Martes
    Good morning!
[06:35] Equa
    Martes-san!
[06:37] Martes
    Equa-senpai! You're as
    gorgeous and lovely as always!
[06:41] Martes
    Feles-senpai, you're...
[06:44] Martes
    Well, you're okay, I guess.
[06:47] Martes
    Now, Equa-senpai, forget
    about her and give me a hug!
[06:53] Martes
    Let's strengthen our bond
     with a hearty squeeze!
[06:56] Equa
    All right. Squeezy-squeeze.
[06:58] Martes
    Squeezy-squeezy!
[06:59] Feles
    Huh?
[07:00] Equa
    Come on, Feles-san. Squeezy time.
[07:02] Feles
    I told you to knock it off!
[07:04] Equa
    Oh my.
[07:05] Martes
    Yeah, give it a rest. Shoo.
[07:08] Martes
    Squeezy-squeezy!
[07:09] Equa
    Squeezy-squeezy!
[07:13] Yamada
    Now, this is a passage
     from Nietzsche's Zarathustra.
[07:19] Yamada
    "It is my poverty that my
     hand never ceaseth bestowing..."
[07:25] Equa
    Feles-san, about what happened yesterday...
[07:28] Feles
    Seriously, enough about that.
[07:30] Equa
    I'm sorry that I slipped up.
[07:41] Equa
    Feles-san!
[07:43] Equa
    I'll be more careful from now on.
[07:45] Feles
    Don't follow me.
SIGN    Changing Room
[07:52] Equa
    Would you like help undressing?
[07:53] Feles
    As if!
[07:56] Martes
    So? Did she dump you?
[07:59] Martes
    Just forget about her.
[08:02] Martes
    She's secretly head over heels for you anyway.
[08:06] Equa
    Is she really?
[08:07] Martes
    She's unfaithful to her own desires!
[08:10] Martes
    It's creepy!
[08:12] Equa
    "Creepy"? You shouldn't call
     people things like that.
[08:15] Martes
    What? But...
[08:17] Equa
    It is not right.
[08:23] Equa
    Thank you for everything, Yamada-sensei.
[08:27] Yamada
    Oh. You're, um...
[08:29] Equa
    Equa! Second-year, class A!
[08:32] Yamada
    Class is about to start.
[08:35] Yamada
    Hurry to your classroom.
[08:40] Martes
    Sensei? Are you okay?
[08:46] Yamada
    Just a little hung over. Don't mind me.
[08:52] Martes
    Everyone knows how
    straitlaced Yamada-sensei is.
[08:57] Martes
    Does he seriously expect us
    to believe he has a hangover?
[09:01] Equa
    There might be more to it.
[09:04] Martes
    Maybe he has a serious illness.
[09:07] Martes
    Like syphilis, or gonorrhea,
    or chlamydia trachomatis.
[09:15] Equa
    It's from Mr. M.
SIGN    You have a new message.
[09:17] Martes
    Another job so soon?
[09:24] Equa
    It looks like it was just uploaded,
     and it has an embedded code.
[09:29] Martes
    That teacher must be serious about this.
[09:32] Martes
    Breaking through a checkpoint
     could get him killed.
[09:36] Equa
    That's just why he needs...
[09:40] Equa
    extractors like us.
[09:46] Feles
    Nope. No way.
[09:48] Feles
    I absolutely refuse!
[09:50] Martes
    Okay. See you.
[09:51] Equa
    Feles-san, don't you think work is
    more fun when we all do it together?
[09:56] Feles
    You think that's the issue?!
[09:57] Equa
    Yes, I do!
[09:59] Feles
    It's not! I'm telling you that
     I'm sick of risking my neck!
[10:04] Equa
    It will definitely be fine this time!
[10:06] Feles
    I can't trust your "definitely"!
[10:09] Feles
    And don't be so pushy. Don't you mean
     "extremely close to definitely"?
[10:13] Equa
    Yes.
[10:14] Equa
    I definitely won't be pushy!
[10:20] Feles
    There you go again. You're always like this!
[10:24] Feles
    No pushing!
[10:25] Equa
    I couldn't help it.
[10:36] Martes
    Don't come if you don't want to.
[10:39] Alga
    What good friends they are.
     Don't you agree, Ulula?
[10:43] Equa
    Are you all ready?
[10:47] Equa
    Our client this time is Ichiro Yamada-san.
[10:50] Equa
    Coincidentally, he's also
    a teacher at our school.
[10:54] Equa
    Teaching has apparently worn him down
     so much that he wants to escape.
[10:58] Martes
    A midlife crisis? What a loser.
[11:02] Martes
    What, you're on his side?
    Is that because you're old?
[11:07] Equa
    Are there any questions?
[11:09] Alga
    Yes. Where shall we extract him to?
[11:12] Equa
    He apparently has no preference,
    so we'll decide in the usual way.
[11:17] Feles
    Could it be a trap?
[11:19] Feles
    I'm in favor of ditching troublesome clients.
[11:22] Equa
    We won't ditch anyone.
[11:23] Feles
    But...
[11:25] Equa
    We never leave anyone behind.
SIGN    St. Yushima
     Academy
[11:43] Head Teacher
    Yamada-sensei!
[11:44] Yamada
    Ma'am!
[11:45] Head Teacher
    Are you not feeling well again?
[11:47] Yamada
    I'm sorry.
[11:49] Head Teacher
    Please don't push yourself too hard.
[11:51] Head Teacher
    You'll be teaching here
    for the rest of your life.
[11:56] Yamada
    For... the rest of my life?
[11:59] Head Teacher
    Yes, of course. You were born
    here in Ochanomizu, after all.
[12:04] Head Teacher
    Still, if you're exhausted,
    maybe you should take some time off.
[12:09] Yamada
    And after that...
[12:12] Yamada
    After my time off, I'd go back to teaching?
[12:15] Head Teacher
    Of course! Teach to your heart's content!
[12:19] Head Teacher
    Bask in the joy of imparting
     learning to your stu—
[12:23] Yamada
    Huh?!
[12:28] Yamada
    Ma'am?
[12:30] Equa
    I had her take a little nap.
[12:32] Yamada
    Aren't you... one of my students?
[12:36] Equa
    Yes!
[12:39] Yamada
    Y-You're an extractor?
[12:41] Equa
    I'm here to confirm your intentions.
[12:44] Equa
    Fleeing the area where you live
     would mean giving up everything.
[12:49] Equa
    You'll lose your social position and wealth.
SIGN    Written Consent to Run Away
[12:53] Equa
    You'll have no guarantee of future livelihood.
[12:57] Equa
    And the moderator that oversees this
     cluster shows escapees no mercy.
[13:03] Equa
    Your life will be in danger.
[13:06] Equa
    If you still consent...
[13:08] Equa
    place your thumbprint here.
SIGN    Client Ichiro Yamada
[13:17] Yamada
    I don't care anymore.
[13:19] Yamada
    I want to get out of here, out of this cluster.
[13:23] Yamada
    No one listens to my lessons.
[13:26] Yamada
    They're all bored.
[13:28] Yamada
    My philosophy doesn't help anyone, not even me.
[13:34] Yamada
    No one questions it, but going
     on like this every day
SIGN    Client Ichiro Yamada
SIGN    Client Ichiro Yamada
SIGN    Client Ichiro Yamada
SIGN    (Seal)
SIGN    Client Ichiro Yamada
[13:41] Yamada
    is more than I can bear.
[13:44] Yamada
    I want to die,
[13:46] Yamada
    but ashamed as I am to
     admit it, death frightens me.
[13:53] Yamada
    I'm scared.
[13:58] Equa
    I'm impressed that you made the request.
[14:01] Equa
    That alone took a lot of courage.
[14:03] Yamada
    Th-Thank you.
[14:07] Equa
    Dying wouldn't be very nice, would it?
[14:10] Equa
    That makes running away your best choice.
[14:17] Feles
    Now we need to decide where he's going.
[14:22] Equa
    Please roll this die.
SIGN    Akihabara
SIGN    Asakusa
SIGN    Ikebukuro
SIGN    Daiba
[14:28] Equa
    There! That settles it!
[14:30] Equa
    We'll move tonight! Is that all right with you?
[14:33] Yamada
    Huh? Tonight?
[14:35] Equa
    As they say, strike while the iron's hot!
[14:46] Yamada
    Huh?
[14:47] Equa
    Please put this on, not that
    it will actually help much.
[14:50] Alga
    Take this, and end it all if you must.
[14:54] Yamada
    What?!
[14:54] Alga
    It will be painless and instantaneous.
[14:57] Yamada
    No, but, um...
[14:59] Equa
    Don't worry!
[15:01] Equa
    You won't need to take your own life.
[15:04] Yamada
    Then I don't need this, do I?
[15:07] Equa
    Hang on to it, just in case.
[15:10] Yamada
    Huh?
[15:14] Martes
    Dumbass!
[15:16] Martes
    Takeshi! Don't abandon me!
[15:19] Guard A
    Good grief.
[15:20] Martes
    I love you!
[15:23] Martes
    What, can't you tell I love
     you unless I spell it out?
[15:27] Martes
    It should be obvious! Just look at me, you—
[15:29] Guard A
    Where do you live, young lady?
     Do I need to call the police?
[15:32] Martes
    Go ahead! Bring 'em on!
[15:34] Martes
    And call Takeshi while you're at it!
[15:36] Guard B
    We don't even know who that is.
[15:39] Guard A
    What do we do about this?
[15:47] Alga
    I've taken over part of the security system.
[15:50] Alga
    I'll open the gate.
[15:51] Equa
    Please do.
[16:06] Equa
    We'll make our escape via the roof.
[16:08] Equa
    If nothing goes wrong,
     this will be over in no time.
[16:12] Feles
    If nothing goes wrong.
[16:16] Guard B
    Hey! What the...?!
[16:17] Guard A
    I just scanned her.
[16:20] Guard A
    This young lady's a demihuman,
     and a slime at that.
[16:23] Guard B
    What?!
[16:24] Guard A
    Alcohol's dangerous to her. She can't be drunk.
[16:27] Guard A
    It's all an act.
[16:31] Martes
    Whoops! No funny business,
    or I'll give this guy a second asshole.
[16:35] Martes
    Do what I say and drop your weapons.
[16:37] Martes
    Hey.
[16:38] Martes
    Hang on a—
[16:42] Guard A
    Suspicious intruder.
[16:43] Guard A
    There may be others. Keep a close eye out.
[16:54] Alga
    What?
[16:55] Alga
    Damn. Access denied.
[17:00] Equa
    Oh. Oh dear.
[17:00] Yamada
    Wh-What's going on?!
[17:02] Feles
    Something went wrong.
[17:16] Feles
    Let's leave through there.
[17:18] Yamada
    Why is this happening to me?
[17:19] Equa
    Martes-san?!
[17:20] Equa
    Alga-san?!
[17:21] Martes
    Equa-senpai!
[17:24] Alga
    Is this any time for that?!
    Liquefy again, and be quick about it!
[17:28] Martes
    I can't today! I don't have enough amino acids!
[17:40] Feles
    They're here.
[17:49] Feles
    Ulula!
[17:58] Equa
    Ulula-san...
[18:00] Feles
    Anyway, we've got to get up higher.
[18:02] Yamada
    They're back!
[18:03] Feles
    Use the hole Ulula made and climb!
[18:05] Equa
    Yes!
[18:07] Yamada
    Huh?! What?!
[18:17] Yamada
    Couldn't we use the corridor to escape?
[18:19] Equa
    Going out the window is safer.
[18:22] Yamada
    Wh-Why?
[18:23] Equa
    Found them!
[18:41] Equa
    Feles-san! I knew I could count on you!
[18:43] Feles
    This is a one-time deal!
[18:45] Feles
    I'm never teaming up with you again! I mean it!
[18:47] Equa
    Are you proposing to me?
[18:49] Feles
    Just get moving!
[19:06] Yamada
    May I ask you something?
[19:08] Equa
    What?
[19:10] Yamada
    Why do you do such dangerous work?
[19:14] Equa
    If people seriously want to escape,
     we'll be just as serious.
[19:20] Yamada
    As someone once said,
    "Where one can no longer love—"
[19:25] Equa
    "There should one pass by." Nietzsche, right?
[19:31] Yamada
    You...
[19:32] Equa
    I learned that in your class.
[19:36] Yamada
    You were paying attention?
[19:38] Equa
    I was!
[19:40] Equa
    If you can't love, pass by.
[19:43] Equa
    And we extractors help people to do that.
[19:50] Equa
    We made it.
[20:02] Equa
    This way.
[20:03] ---
    What? But...
[20:07] Yamada
    This will get you over there.
[20:09] Yamada
    Huh? From here?
[20:12] Equa
    Sensei...
[20:13] Equa
    Take care.
[20:13] Yamada
    Wait a—
[22:00] Newscaster
    Now for our next story.
[22:02] Newscaster
    The group that attacked
    Sola Tower remains missing,
SIGN    SOLA TOWER ASSAULT: EXTRACTORS INVOLVED?
[22:06] Newscaster
    as does schoolteacher Ichiro Yamada.
[22:08] Newscaster
    Some speculate that a vicious
    gang of extractors is involved.
[22:12] Newscaster
    Our moderator, Daigaku-no-Kami-sama,
[22:15] Newscaster
    has announced the establishment
    of a preliminary council
[22:18] Newscaster
    to form a research team
    dedicated to this issue.
[22:21] Head Teacher
    "Be on your guard against the small ones."
SIGN    You have a new message.
[22:25] Head Teacher
    "Flee, my friend,
    into thy solitude—and thither,
[22:29] Head Teacher
    where a rough strong breeze bloweth."
SIGN    Thank you for the other day.
SIGN    I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
     I'm enjoying every day.
[22:31] Head Teacher
    Now, open your textbooks to the next page.
[22:31] Feles
    Is that him?
[22:32] Equa
    He looks happy.
SIGN    I've found a new job. Thanks to you,
     I'm enjoying every day.
SIGN    Do you want to run away from
     your current situation?
SIGN    Estab Life: Great Escape