E6 - The Firestarter

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SIGN    SHINOYAMA
[00:04] Polka
    This is quite a mansion, even by the
    imperial aristocracy's standards.
[00:08] Kazuki
    Oh, my.
[00:10] Kazuki
    Welcome home, Uncle Polka.
[00:12] Shizuki
    Aw, and I bet on him making a run for it.
SIGN    Shizuki Shinoyama (11)
SIGN    Polka's Nephew
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 65 0 65
SIGN    Polka's Niece
SIGN    Kazuki Shinoyama (11)
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 65 0 65
[00:17] Polka
    Yes.
[00:18] Polka
    I did make a promise.
[00:20] Takeru
    Good grief.
[00:22] Takeru
    You honestly came waltzing back here?
SIGN    Polka's Nephew
    President of Shinoyama Security
SIGN    Takeru Shinoyama (26)
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 65 0 65
[00:26] Takeru
    What happened to your
    "journey of self-discovery"?
SIGN    I'm going on a journey
    of self-discovery.
[00:29] Polka
    I found a new me in Shinjuku.
[00:33] Takeru
    Oh?
[00:34] Takeru
    Now,
[00:35] Takeru
    would you explain the young
    lady accompanying you?
[00:38] Polka
    Well...
[00:40] Misaki
    Allow me to introduce myself.
[00:42] Misaki
    I am Misaki Sakimiya.
[00:44] Misaki
    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[02:24] Takeru
    Really? You were about to jump to your
    death when Polka talked you down?
[02:28] Misaki
    Yes.
[02:29] Misaki
    If not for Polka-kun, I wouldn't be here.
[02:34] Misaki
    And he's saved me several more times since.
[02:38] Takeru
    Hmm...
[02:40] Takeru
    It appears Polka really did "find a new him."
[02:44] Takeru
    Although...
[02:45] Takeru
    I never expected he'd wind up with the
    daughter of Sakimiya Steel's owner.
[02:50] Misaki
    My family's business no longer exists.
[02:54] Takeru
    Pardon me.
[02:56] Takeru
    Your parents helped me a
    lot when I was younger.
[02:59] Takeru
    What happened to them was...
    truly unfortunate.
[03:05] (Flashback) Takumi
    The current head of the
    Shinoyama family is Rozan.
SIGN    Rozan Shinoyama Kanon Shinoyama
SIGN    Gaku Shinoyama Polka Shinoyama
SIGN    Kiri Shinoyama Takeru Shinoyama Suzuka Shinoyama Sayo Shinoyama Kazuki Shinoyama Shizuki Shinoyama
[03:07] (Flashback) Takumi
    His eldest son, Gaku Shinoyama, is 48.
[03:11] (Flashback) Takumi
    Polka is the son of Rozan's second wife.
[03:14] (Flashback) Takumi
    So the brothers were born
    more than 30 years apart.
[03:17] (Flashback) Takumi
    Then there's your nephew, Takeru Shinoyama.
SIGN    Takeru Shinoyama
[03:21] (Flashback) Takeru
    As far as Polka's relatives go,
    he's definitely the one to watch out for.
[03:26] (Flashback) Takeru
    He's the president of
    Shinoyama Security, and—
SIGN    Shinoyama Security?
    A lot of former police big-shots
    end up there.
    They hush up scandals by eliminating
    inconvenient people.
    Rumor has it they control all
    the less savory parts
    of the Shinoyama Group.
[03:38] (Flashback) Takumi
    You sure know a lot.
[03:40] (Flashback) Takumi
    Well, Takeru's dangerous because he runs
    that shady operation at just 26 years old.
[03:46] Kiri
    That must have been hard on you.
[03:48] Kiri
    Listen, if you're ever in trouble,
    you can count on us for help.
[03:52] Takeru
    Kiri.
[03:52] Takeru
    Don't make careless promises
    about people's livelihoods.
[03:55] Kiri
    Oh, don't be like that, Takeru-san.
SIGN    Takeru's Wife
SIGN    Kiri Shinoyama (24)
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 65 0 65
[03:59] Kiri
    She'll be like part of the family.
    Won't that be lovely?
[04:02] Takeru
    I'm saying you should
    consider her feelings first.
[04:06] Takeru
    In any case, you're welcome
    as a friend of the family.
[04:10] Takeru
    Make yourself at home.
[04:12] Misaki
    Thank you so much for your kindness.
[04:14] Polka
    Amazing. She plays her part perfectly.
[04:17] Polka
    I'd better make sure I don't
    give myself away either.
[04:20] Polka
    I spent last night cramming about manners,
    but I'm still nervous.
[04:24] Shizuki
    What's with that shark doll?
[04:27] Shizuki
    Is it me, or does it move sometimes?
[04:29] Polka
    Well, this is—
[04:30] Sayo
    The Sharkborg from Hell.
[04:32] Shizuki
    Sayo-nee?
[04:33] Sayo
    That design is from the climax of Part Two.
SIGN    Polka's Niece Unemployed
SIGN    Sayo Shinoyama (20)
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 65 0 65
[04:37] Sayo
    The first three were absolute classics,
    but then they made the sharkborg humanoid.
[04:42] Sayo
    Ditching all the shark elements made me sick.
[04:45] Sayo
    Personally, I didn't mind the
    hot-girl orcadroid in five.
[04:49] Sayo
    But then, at the end,
    the sharkborg's mouth shoots...
[04:50] Goro
    Oh, Master Polka! I'm so glad you're safe!
[04:56] Polka
    Huh?
[04:56] Polka
    Oh, thanks.
[04:57] Polka
    Who's he?
[05:00] Polka
    Huh? A relative? What's his name?
[05:04] Goro
    You might be even more of a
    go-getter than your father!
SIGN    Some Relative
SIGN    (Rozan Shinoyama's Niece's Husband) 52
SIGN    m 0 0 l 330 0 330 65 0 65
[05:09] Polka
    Um... Where is everyone else?
[05:11] Kazuki
    At work, of course.
[05:13] Kazuki
    Our parents are overseas.
[05:16] Kazuki
    That leaves Takeru-oniisama,
    who happened to have a day off,
[05:21] Kazuki
    Kiri-oneesama, and Sayo-oneesama,
    who's unemployed.
[05:24] Sayo
    Just call me a bedroom security officer.
[05:27] Sayo
    I couldn't handle guarding the whole house.
[05:29] Kazuki
    Apart from us, no one else is here today.
[05:32] Rozan
    Hey, now, Kazuki.
[05:35] Rozan
    Don't forget the master of the house.
SIGN    Head of the Shinoyama Group
SIGN    Rozan Shinoyama (79)
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 65 0 65
[05:39] Rozan
    Do you want to make your grandpa cry?
[05:42] Kiri
    Grandfather! Is it safe for you
     to be up and about?
[05:45] Rozan
    Yeah, this is one of my good days.
[05:49] Rozan
    Oh, right. Sayo.
[05:50] Sayo
    Yeah?
[05:51] Rozan
    I watched that movie you recommended,
    Lost Vacation. I liked it.
[05:57] Sayo
    Really? Great.
[06:00] Sayo
    Next, try 47 Meters Under
    the Sea or Panic Market.
[06:04] Takeru
    All shark movies, I'm guessing.
[06:06] Goro
    Why, hello, sir!
[06:08] Goro
    I'm so glad to see you
    on the way to recovery!
[06:10] Goro
    This is perfect timing.
[06:11] Goro
    I wanted to discuss the
    pharmaceutical division with you.
[06:15] Rozan
    I'm semi-retired. Talk to Gaku
     about business issues.
[06:19] Goro
    I... I realize that, but—
[06:22] Rozan
    Hey.
[06:24] Rozan
    Are you gonna make me repeat myself?
[06:28] Goro
    P-Pardon me, sir!
[06:31] Takeru
    Grandfather.
[06:34] Rozan
    Don't give me that look.
[06:36] Rozan
    If he'd made it sound urgent,
    I would've heard him out.
[06:41] Rozan
    Now,
[06:42] Rozan
    Polka.
[06:43] Polka
    Y-Yes?!
[06:45] Rozan
    Don't you have something to say to me?
[06:54] Polka
    I'm, um, sorry for running away from home?
[07:00] Rozan
    No, idiot.
[07:04] Rozan
    You start with "I'm home."
[07:09] Polka
    I'm... home?
[07:10] Rozan
    I overheard that young lady's story,
[07:14] Rozan
    but I'd like to hear what you have to say.
[07:18] Rozan
    Come with me to the tatami room in the annex.
[07:20] Polka
    O-Okay.
[07:22] Rozan
    Sorry, miss. Entertain yourself
    in the garden for a bit.
[07:27] Misaki
    I'd love to.
[07:31] Shizuki
    That's it? I hoped Polka
    was gonna get chewed out.
[07:35] Kazuki
    Maybe he's about to be.
[07:38] Suzuka
    Close... Close...
[07:40] Suzuka
    The fire is close.
[07:45] Rozan
    You, a fortune teller?!
[07:48] Rozan
    Well, what do you know!
[07:50] Rozan
    And a distant relative of the young lady's
    runs an exclusive club in Shinjuku?
[07:54] Polka
    Yes. And she rented us a room
    in an unused building.
[07:59] Rozan
    That took guts.
[08:01] Rozan
    Anything else worth mentioning?
[08:04] Polka
    Well, a policeman caught
    one of my friend's drones.
[08:07] Rozan
    Come again?!
[08:09] Polka
    Thank goodness. I think I can fool him.
[08:12] Rozan
    Oh, I almost forgot. Tell me one last thing.
[08:15] Polka
    What is it, Dad?
[08:18] Rozan
    Who are you?
[08:23] Polka
    What do you mean, Dad?
[08:26] Rozan
    What I said.
[08:27] Rozan
    Still, it's strange. You certainly
    look and sound like Polka.
[08:32] Polka
    That's because—
[08:32] Rozan
    But you're not. You aren't Polka.
[08:37] Polka
    I don't understand, Dad.
[08:39] Polka
    You're not making sense.
[08:42] Rozan
    Listen.
[08:44] Rozan
    Don't take me for a fool.
[08:47] Rozan
    I may have one foot in the grave,
    but I've survived my share of crises.
[08:53] Rozan
    And, most importantly, I'm his father.
    Sense doesn't enter into it.
[08:59] Polka
    I see.
[09:00] Corpse God
    So this is what a parent is.
[09:03] (Flashback) Corpse God's Father
    C'mon, he's my darling son.
[09:05] (Flashback) Corpse God's Father
    Gimme something to sweeten the deal.
[09:07] Corpse God
    He's nothing like the ones I've known.
[09:11] Rozan
    Actually, I've got one more question for you.
[09:16] Rozan
    Where's the real Polka? Is he alive?
[09:21] Corpse God
    Well...
[09:25] Rozan
    Whoa, there.
[09:26] Polka
    Kazuki and Shizuki may be in danger.
[09:29] Rozan
    What?
[09:30] Polka
    I promised to protect those children,
[09:34] Polka
    so I'm leaving.
[09:35] Polka
    Please trust me. I'll explain later.
[09:40] Rozan
    I've got no clue what you're talking about...
[09:43] Rozan
    But go on.
[09:44] Polka
    Thank you.
[09:49] Rozan
    No normal person moves like that.
[09:52] Xiaoyu
    You should've just killed him, Your Lordship!
[09:56] Rozan
    I'm not heartless enough to slay someone
    with my son's face just like that.
[10:03] Rozan
    Well, damn. That sounds serious.
[10:12] (Flashback) Kazuki
    Suzuka-oneechan.
[10:14] (Flashback) Shizuki
    Listen, we went exploring in the
     woods out back, and...
[10:18] (Flashback) Kazuki
    My purse is gone. I think I dropped it.
[10:21] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Don't worry. I'll find it for you.
[10:26] (Flashback) Kazuki
    You will?
[10:26] (Flashback) Shizuki
    Thanks!
[10:33] (Flashback) Suzuka
    There it is!
[10:34] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Hey, I gave her this purse.
[10:37] (Flashback) Suzuka
    I guess she really liked it.
[10:39] (Flashback) Goro
    I see you managed to infiltrate.
[10:42] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Who's there?
[10:44] (Flashback) Goro
    What happened to that face's original owner?
[10:47] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I burned him up.
[10:48] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Thoroughly, until even his bones were ash.
[10:51] (Flashback) Goro
    I... I see.
[10:53] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Now, I'd say preparations
    will take... about two years.
[10:57] (Flashback) Goro
    That's a long time to wait.
[10:58] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    It would be easier to just burn a few
    people and make it look like an accident.
[11:04] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    For example, say those twins
    were playing with fire.
[11:10] (Flashback) Goro
    What's wrong?
[11:12] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Oh, nothing.
[11:14] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    But something smells lovely.
[11:18] (Flashback) Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Like soft flesh...
    that I'm just dying to burn.
[11:24] (Flashback) Suzuka
    I need to warn them!
[11:26] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Grandfather and Takeru-oniisama!
[11:28] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Kazuki and Shizuki!
[11:32] (Flashback) Suzuka
    What?
[11:32] (Flashback) Suzuka
    It's hot...
[11:37] (Flashback) Servant A
    An explosion in the boiler room?!
[11:39] (Flashback) Servant B
    Hey! Where's Suzuka-sama?!
[11:42] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Oh, thank goodness.
[11:44] (Flashback) Suzuka
    You're both all right.
[11:47] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Hurry. You need to run!
[11:50] (Flashback) Suzuka
    What's wrong?
[11:52] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Can't you hear me?
[11:56] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Someone, anyone...
[11:58] (Flashback) Suzuka
    Save these children!
SIGN    SOMEONE
[12:02] Suzuka
    Someone...
SIGN    SOMEONE
[12:04] Suzuka
    ...save...
[12:06] Suzuka
    ...these children.
[12:09] Kazuki
    Huh?
[12:09] Shizuki
    What?
[12:10] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Are you hurt?!
[12:12] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Kazuki-sama! Shizuki-sama! There's a fire!
[12:15] Kazuki
    A fire?!
[12:16] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Follow me! You need to evacuate!
[12:22] Suzuka
    No...
[12:25] Suzuka
    No!
SIGN    Tokyo Detention House
[12:29] Arase
    Iwa-san.
[12:30] Arase
    Why are you going to consult
    a troublemaker like him?
[12:35] Iwanome
    To crack this case, we'll need
    to go a little bit crazy.
[12:40] Arase
    Only a little?
[12:42] Iwanome
    I know, I know.
[12:47] Iwanome
    But you can't deny that he's the
    closest to that thing we saw.
[12:55] Iwanome
    Ten'a Sorimura.
[12:57] Iwanome
    Or should I say...
[12:58] Iwanome
    the Phantom Solitaire?
[13:00] Solitaire
    You gave me that name.
    It's just a pun on my real one.
[13:05] Solitaire
    But lately, it's been growing on me.
[13:09] Iwanome
    Glad to hear it.
SIGN    Shakuzawa Building Fire Witness:
     "Flames are shooting from the broken windows"
SIGN    m 0 0 l 395 0 395 30 0 30
[13:15] Solitaire
    I see. Fascinating.
[13:17] Iwanome
    I don't know if it's coincidence or fate,
    but we've pinned that fire
[13:21] Iwanome
    on a troublemaker.
    The Fire-Breathing Bug.
[13:25] Iwanome
    They always leave the same message:
[13:29] Iwanome
    "This world is a buggy program,"
    meaning everything's all screwed up.
[13:34] Iwanome
    We found it written at the scene.
[13:37] Iwanome
    And just like in all their other crimes,
    the fire spread impossibly fast.
[13:44] Iwanome
    So, I came up with a theory.
[13:46] Iwanome
    They infiltrate their targets in disguise
[13:49] Iwanome
    and take their time painstakingly
    preparing the ground.
[13:52] Iwanome
    Just like bugs chewing through your
    house while you're none the wiser.
[13:58] Iwanome
    Then they breathe fire out of the blue.
[14:01] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    This way! Hurry!
[14:03] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    There's an escape tunnel that leads outside!
[14:05] Shizuki
    Okay!
[14:07] Shizuki
    What's wrong, Kazuki?! Hurry up!
[14:10] Kazuki
    Wait.
[14:11] Kazuki
    There's no way out down here.
[14:15] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Oh, no, little miss. I assure you there is.
[14:20] Kazuki
    What?
[14:20] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I've spent two years building it.
[14:44] Misaki
    Right in the nick of time!
[14:46] Misaki
    Um...
[14:48] Misaki
    I can't see you, but you can relax now, okay?
[14:52] Misaki
    Me and Polka-kun are gonna save these kids!
[14:57] Misaki
    Wow.
[14:58] Misaki
    You sure can take a beating.
[15:01] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Well, I made my skin nice and thick.
[15:05] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I only planned to snack on the twins today,
[15:08] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    but this is an unexpected feast.
[15:11] Misaki
    Polka-kun was right on the money!
    Good thing I was watching you!
[15:16] Misaki
    Now, get going. Run back upstairs.
[15:18] Kazuki
    B-But...
[15:20] Misaki
    Go on!
[15:25] Shizuki
    Let's go!
[15:26] Misaki
    I'm guessing you're one of us, mister.
[15:30] Misaki
    So you must've heard of me.
[15:33] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Zaki the Killer Killer.
[15:36] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I got a glimpse of you when I
    was scoping out Clarissa's bar.
[15:40] Misaki
    I knew it!
[15:42] Misaki
    You seemed scared of me when things
    got tense at Polka-kun's place.
[15:47] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    So that's what tipped you off.
[15:50] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    But that doesn't explain
[15:52] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    what you're doing with Polka Shinoyama!
[15:57] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Did Rozan hire you?!
[15:59] Misaki
    Hmm... Not quite.
[16:02] Misaki
    But I'm not telling!
[16:03] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Idiot!
[16:12] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Are you even human?
[16:15] Misaki
    Y'know,
[16:17] Misaki
    I was sure you'd try to
    chase after those kids!
[16:30] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    You want to know why I didn't?
[16:32] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    That's simple.
[16:34] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Because there's nowhere to run!
[16:37] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Not for you,
[16:38] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    and not for those brats!
[16:43] Kazuki
    Stay low to the ground.
[16:45] Shizuki
    Maybe... we had this coming.
[16:48] Shizuki
    I wonder... if Suzuka-oneechan's mad at us.
[16:53] Kazuki
    She'd... She'd never...
[16:58] Kazuki
    No, maybe she is.
[17:01] Kazuki
    I mean, it was our fault.
[17:04] Kazuki
    Of course she's mad.
[17:10] Kazuki
    If we see her,
[17:11] Kazuki
    let's say sorry together, Shizuki.
[17:14] Shizuki
    Yeah.
[17:23] Shizuki
    Suzuka-oneechan?
[17:27] Polka
    Thank goodness.
[17:29] Polka
    This time, I wasn't too late.
[17:31] Shizuki
    Polka...?
[17:34] Polka
    Remember what the fortune teller told you?
[17:36] Polka
    You have a future.
[17:39] Polka
    And she's not upset with you.
[17:42] Kazuki
    What?
[17:44] Polka
    Suzuka-san has never
    stopped caring for you.
[17:50] Manservant A
    Where are the fire trucks?!
[17:51] Manservant B
    They'll be here soon!
[17:54] Maid A
    Kazuki-sama! Shizuki-sama!
[17:56] Maid B
    I'm so glad you're safe!
[17:59] Takeru
    Now,
[18:00] Takeru
    shall we begin cleaning up after
[18:04] Takeru
    this misuse of fire?
[18:07] Goro
    The Fire-Breathing Bug should
    have finished his job by now.
[18:20] Goro
    That stubborn old bastard Rozan
    embarrassed me in front of everyone.
[18:26] Goro
    I hope he gets a good whiff
    of his descendants roasting
[18:29] Goro
    while he cries himself to death.
[18:34] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    It can't be!
[18:35] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I had it all rigged perfectly!
[18:38] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Fine. I'll withdraw for now
    and roast you all to—
[18:40] Polka
    Where do you think you're going?
[18:43] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug (female voice)
    Oh, Master Polka! You're safe!
[18:47] Polka
    Don't bother pretending.
[18:49] Polka
    Your soul's hue hasn't changed.
[18:51] Polka
    And while I was too distracted
    by the twins to notice yesterday,
[18:56] Polka
    it seems you've earned a lot of resentment.
[18:59] Ghost of Bodyguard C
    Give it back!
[19:01] Ghost of Maid
    My face! My face!
[19:04] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug (male voice)
    What the—?!
[19:05] Polka
    You went back to your male voice.
[19:15] Misaki
    That was a close one! I thought I was
    gonna die from oxygen deficiency!
[19:20] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I'm impressed you saw
    through my disguise twice.
[19:23] Corpse God
    Enough banter.
[19:25] Corpse God
    If I could spare the mana, I would
    make your death last a century.
[19:29] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Oh, I'm quaking in my boots. Don't get cocky.
[19:33] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    You sound like a delusional kid who
    thinks he just got superpowers.
[19:37] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    That reminds me
[19:39] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    of when I first learned how to do this!
[19:46] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    You're scared of fire?
[19:48] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Then I'm not scared of you!
[19:51] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Whoever you are,
[19:53] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    the flames will get you in the end!
[19:56] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    This ain't goodbye!
[19:57] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Bugs are stubborn bastards!
[19:59] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    No matter how many you
    crush, we just keep coming!
[20:03] Polka
    Can I break through with my remaining mana?
[20:07] Polka
    There are two living
    things beyond this fire?!
[20:11] Polka
    And this hue is...
[20:18] Polka
    Lemmings.
[20:19] Misaki
    Wow, really? What do you
    think he's doing here?
[20:29] Misaki
    You think he wants us to keep this a secret?
[20:31] Polka
    What's going on here?
[20:37] Goro
    Ta...
[20:38] Goro
    Takeru-kun.
[20:39] Takeru
    The police are escorting your
    arsonist friend to jail as we speak.
[20:44] Goro
    Impossible!
[20:45] Goro
    Er, I mean...
[20:46] Goro
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[20:50] Goro
    The D-Dragon Palace Agency?
[20:53] Takeru
    I don't recall giving them
    such a grandiose name.
[20:58] Takeru
    I simply brought all the people who do the
    Shinoyama Group's dirty work together.
[21:03] Goro
    W-Wait!
[21:04] Goro
    I was just being threatened
    by the Fire-Breathing Bug!
[21:08] Takeru
    I see. I suppose it all makes sense, then.
[21:12] Takeru
    Someone as stupid as you would think
    he could stand against my family.
[21:21] Solitaire
    You've been lying to me
    this whole time, haven't you?
[21:25] Iwanome
    You noticed?
[21:26] Solitaire
    A master of disguise who spends
    ages preparing the scene?
[21:31] Solitaire
    I don't think so.
[21:33] Solitaire
    No!
[21:34] Solitaire
    Not a chance!
[21:36] Solitaire
    That's just some ordinary person gone wrong.
[21:39] Solitaire
    A common criminal.
[21:42] Solitaire
    He's not what you people
    would call a "troublemaker"—
[21:45] Solitaire
    people who have surpassed human
    limitations without resorting to magic.
[21:50] Solitaire
    Then again, some of what we do
    might as well be magic, I suppose.
[21:56] Solitaire
    And while the Fire-Breathing
    Bug always leaves that message,
[22:01] Solitaire
    it has a second part, known
    only to the police, doesn't it?
[22:05] Solitaire
    But all the crime scenes you described
    were missing that second part.
[22:11] Solitaire
    Am I wrong?
[22:16] Iwanome
    Seriously, how did you find out about that?
[22:21] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    Damn it!
[22:22] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I'll find my opening, then roast
    these cops and their car, too.
[22:31] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    N-No way...
[22:33] Solitaire
    "This world is a buggy program..."
[22:36] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I-It can't be.
[22:37] Solitaire
    "...so it cries for the flame."
[22:41] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    The real Fire-Breathing Bug?!
[22:45] Cop A
    Se-Settle d-down-own-own.
[22:47] Cop A
    Fake bug wannabe wannabe
    bug-abe wannabe bug bug bug.
[22:52] Cop A
    Fake bugs...
[22:54] Cop A
    ...must be... exterminated.
[22:58] Fake Fire-Breathing Bug
    I-It's hot! It's hot!
[23:01] Cop B
    Wh-What the—?!
[23:03] Cop B
    Get out!
[23:07] Cop B
    What the hell just happened?!
[23:09] [SONG] Song
    Goodness, that boy is wet as can be...
[23:15] [SONG] Song
    He's weeping under a willow tree.
[23:21] [SONG] Song
    Pitter-patter. Plop-plop.
    Splash, splash, splash.
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