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[00:13] Tsuge
    In other words...
[00:18] Tsuge
    Because you remained a virgin
    until you turned 30,
[00:20] Tsuge
    you gained the ability
    to read people's minds
[00:24] Tsuge
    and you happened to learn
    a male colleague is in love with you?
[00:32] Tsuge
    What are you talking about?
[00:40] Tsuge
    This is ridiculous.
[00:44] Tsuge
    Virginity does terrifying things to
    a person when it lasts too long.
[00:47] Adachi
    I'm telling you, it's not my imagination!
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    A Flurry of Petals in the Dawn Sky I Masato Tsuge
SIGN    A Flurry of Petals in the Dawn Sky II Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Goodbye Lily 1 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Goodbye Lily 2 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Goodbye Lily 3 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Orange, Milk, and Chocolate 1 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Orange, Milk, and Chocolate 2 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    Monogram Masato Tsuge
SIGN    After the Spring Thunder 1 Masato Tsuge
SIGN    After the Spring Thunder 2 Masato Tsuge
[02:24] Tsuge
    Why are you even telling me this?
SIGN    Episode 2
[02:28] Adachi
    Because you're a romance novelist, Tsuge.
[02:31] Adachi
    You seem like you'd have
    a lot of experience.
[02:34] Adachi
    We were classmates in college and
    you're the only person I have to talk to.
[02:42] Tsuge
    Magic nonsense aside,
[02:45] Tsuge
    what's wrong with pretending not to know
    and allowing him to crush on you?
[02:49] Tsuge
    It sounds like he's being nice to you.
    Why not use it to your advantage?
[02:53] Adachi
    What? I can't do that.
[02:57] Tsuge
    Why not? Women do it, too.
[03:02] Adachi
    Maybe, but...
[03:08] Adachi/Id
    I also considered continuing
    to impose on Kurosawa's kindness.
[03:14] Adachi/Id
    He's just nice to me. He never makes a move.
[03:20] Adachi/Id
    But...
[03:21] Adachi
    I can't let you pay when
    I'm supposed to be thanking you.
[03:26] (Flashback) Adachi
    In any case, I'm sorry!
[03:34] Adachi
    I'd feel bad about taking advantage
    of his feelings when they're genuine.
[03:40] Adachi
    I can't do it.
[03:44] Tsuge
    This is why you're unpopular.
[03:48] Tsuge
    Too earnest, too awkward, too dense.
[03:54] Adachi
    I have absolutely no idea what to do,
    or what I should've done!
[04:01] Tsuge
    Well, he probably likes that about you.
[04:09] Tsuge
    Instead of worrying
    about what you should do,
[04:11] Tsuge
    maybe you should think about
    how you feel about him.
[04:18] Adachi
    How I feel?
[04:21] Tsuge
    And if it's too much trouble, you
    could always get him to dislike you.
[04:25] Adachi
    That's an idea.
[04:28] Adachi/Id
    Tsuge is amazing. He's not
    a romance novelist for nothing.
[04:33] Adachi/Id
    I'm glad I asked for his advice.
[04:35] Adachi
    Thanks, Tsuge.
[04:37] Adachi
    Oh, right. You like taiyaki, don't you?
[04:40] Adachi
    Have some.
[04:43] Tsuge/Id
    Well, that was surprising.
[04:46] Tsuge/Id
    I didn't think this guy I thought
    was a forever alone virgin
[04:49] Tsuge/Id
    would ask me for romantic advice.
[04:53] Tsuge/Id
    Of course, I'm a virgin, too.
SIGN    Of course,
SIGN    I'm a virgin, too
[05:00] Adachi
    What?
[05:07] Adachi/Id
    So a virgin asked another
    virgin for romantic advice.
[05:12] Adachi
    What was the point?!
[05:21] Tsuge
    Maybe you should think about
    how you feel about him.
[05:29] Adachi/Id
    How do I feel about Kurosawa?
[05:33] Adachi/Id
    He's a really good guy.
    I have fun hanging out with him.
[05:38] Adachi/Id
    Even as another man, I think
    he's handsome, and he's nice.
[05:44] Adachi
    Crap. I can't think of
    anything I dislike about him!
[05:58] Adachi/Id
    I bet he'd be really nice if we dated.
[06:04] Adachi/Id
    He made me breakfast when I slept over.
[06:15] Kurosawa
    Adachi, you've got food on your face.
[06:27] Adachi
    I can't! No way!
[06:29] Male Employee C
    Shut up, Adachi.
[06:33] Adachi
    Sorry.
[06:38] Kurosawa
    Thank you.
[06:55] Adachi/Id
    After how I ran off the other day...
[07:02] Adachi/Id
    how can Kurosawa smile like that?
[07:06] Kurosawa
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:08] Adachi/Id
    He should be busier than anyone,
[07:10] Kurosawa
    We appreciate everything you do for us.
[07:11] Adachi/Id
    but he's just so nice.
[07:14] Adachi/Id
    It's depressing.
[07:22] Kurosawa
    Could you bring something else?
[07:23] Fujisaki
    Yes.
[07:35] Adachi
    Why is she taking away the tea they served?
[07:39] Kurosawa
    Forgive my lack of experience.
[07:42] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa's in trouble?
[07:47] Kurosawa
    I'm terribly sorry.
[07:48] President
    You don't get it, either.
    That's not what this is about!
[07:54] Female Employee B
    What's going on?
[07:55] Female Employee C
    Apparently it's Kurosawa-san.
[07:57] Female Employee B
    What?
[07:59] Director
    Fujisaki, what's going on with Kurosawa?
[08:03] Fujisaki
    The client suddenly got upset.
[08:06] Director
    Did he screw something up?
[08:08] Male Employee B
    He's the star of the sales department.
    He rarely screws up.
[08:11] Fujisaki
    Kurosawa-san's in a bind
    since he doesn't know the reason.
[08:16] President
    The deal is off!
[08:20] Kurosawa
    Wait, please.
[08:22] Female Employee A
    Poor Kurosawa-senpai.
[08:25] Fujisaki
    Should I serve coffee?
[08:30] Adachi
    I'll do it.
[08:34] Adachi
    E-Excuse me.
[08:40] Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[08:42] Adachi
    Have some coffee.
[08:53] Adachi
    I'm sorry.
[08:56] Adachi
    I'll prepare what we
    normally serve right away.
[08:58] Adachi
    One moment, please.
[09:14] Kurosawa
    Would it be all right if we
     continued our discussion?
[09:20] President
    Go ahead.
[09:25] Adachi
    Apparently that company president
    has a sweet tooth.
[09:28] Female Employee A
    What?
[09:29] Male Employee B
    Huh?!
[09:30] Adachi
    You wouldn't think it
    since he looks so intense...
[09:38] Adachi
    but he apparently always looks
    forward to the shortcake we serve.
[09:44] Male Employee B
    He was in a foul mood because of some cake?
[09:48] Male Employee A
    He always eats it with a sour face, so...
[09:52] Fujisaki
    I thought he didn't like sweets.
[09:55] Female Employee A
    Either way, he likes them too much.
[09:59] Director
    I'm impressed you noticed, Adachi!
[10:02] Adachi
    It was a hunch.
[10:10] Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[10:15] Kurosawa
    I'm sorry for making you worry.
[10:18] All
    Good, good. Back to work.
[10:26] Kurosawa
    Here are the documents.
[10:30] Adachi
    Aw, crap.
[10:31] Adachi
    I'm gonna have to work overtime again!
[10:36] All
    Cheers!
[10:39] Kurosawa
    To Adachi, the man of the hour.
[10:42] All
    Cheers!
[10:48] Female Employee A
    Kurosawa-senpai, nice work today.
[10:52] Kurosawa
    It'd been a while since
    my head last went blank.
[10:56] Kurosawa
    You saved my skin, for real.
[10:59] Adachi
    Uh, sure.
[11:02] Female Employee B
    Hey, let's play a game.
[11:03] Female Employee A
    Like what?
[11:06] Female Employee B
    We've got four men and four women.
[11:08] Female Employee B
    And disposable chopsticks, too.
[11:12] Adachi/Id
    At first, I wondered why I had
    to get such a stupid power.
[11:18] Adachi/Id
    This is the first time
    I've been glad to have it.
[11:28] Female Employee B
    Who's the king?
[11:30] All
    Who is it?
[11:32] Female Employee A
    It's me!
[11:34] Female Employee A
    Okay, I decree...
[11:36] Female Employee A
    Number three and number eight must kiss!
[11:43] Kurosawa
    I'm number three.
[11:47] Male Employee B
    Who's eight?
[11:48] Female Employee A
    Who is it?
[11:49] Both
    Who?
[11:56] Adachi
    What? It's me?
[12:03] All
    Kiss, kiss!
[12:05] Adachi/Id
    This is my first kiss!
[12:08] Adachi/Id
    I can't believe it's going
    to be with Kurosawa.
[12:13] Kurosawa
    Haven't you all had too much to drink?
[12:16] Adachi/Id
    He's so composed. Damn this stud.
[12:20] Female Employee A
    The king's decree must be obeyed!
[12:23] All
    It must!
[12:26] All
    Kiss! Kiss!
[12:35] Kurosawa
    It's just a game. Let's get it over with.
[12:38] Adadchi
    What?
[13:00] Kurosawa
    Okay, done.
[13:03] Female Employee A
    Aw, what?
[13:04] Male Employee B
    The forehead?
[13:06] Female Employee A
    That's no fun.
[13:08] Kurosawa
    Come on. You can't make people kiss
    in King's Game these days.
[13:14] Kurosawa
    I'm going to make a quick call.
[13:21] Kurosawa/Id
    Sorry.
[13:24] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa.
[13:50] Adachi
    There you are. Kurosawa?
[13:54] Kurosawa
    Yeah?
[13:57] Adachi
    Um, are you okay?
[14:04] Kurosawa
    Yeah. Just drank too much, I think.
[14:12] Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[14:22] Kurosawa
    Anyway, they took that game
    too far, didn't they?
[14:27] Kurosawa/Id
    I thought I'd gotten lucky, but...
[14:31] Kurosawa
    Making two men kiss, and all.
[14:37] Kurosawa/Id
    Considering how stiff he got,
    he must not be into men.
[14:43] Kurosawa
    Nobody wants to do that, right?
[14:47] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm sorry, Adachi...
[14:51] Kurosawa/Id
    for falling in love with you.
[14:56] Kurosawa/Id
    Sorry.
[15:02] Adachi
    I didn't mind.
[15:07] Adachi
    It didn't bother me.
[15:13] Adachi/Id
    It surprised me, too,
[15:16] Adachi/Id
    but I didn't mind it.
[15:21] Adachi
    I've actually never kissed anyone.
[15:24] Kurosawa
    What?
[15:25] Adachi
    Don't laugh.
[15:29] Adachi
    No, really. As you can see,
    I'm not very popular.
[15:35] Adachi
    I don't have any real romantic experience.
[15:40] Adachi
    So I was just really nervous...
    or scared, I guess.
[15:48] Adachi/Id
    What am I saying?
[15:52] Adachi/Id
    Now that I've said that,
    there's no turning back, but...
[15:59] Adachi
    So, um...
[16:02] Adachi
    It's not that I hated it, or anything.
[16:21] Kurosawa
    Do you understand what that means?
[16:34] Adachi/Id
    What that means?
[16:38] Adachi/Id
    Ever since Tsuge mentioned it,
[16:40] Adachi/Id
    I've been thinking about
    how I feel about Kurosawa.
[16:49] Adachi/Id
    My desire to help Kurosawa,
[16:54] Adachi/Id
    being unbothered by that,
[16:57] Adachi/Id
    and not wanting to see him sad
    were all real, so...
[17:11] Adachi/Id
    When I gained the ability to read people's
    minds, I wondered why it had to be this...
[17:21] Adachi/Id
    but after touching Kurosawa's
    heart over and over...
[17:25] Adachi/Id
    for the first time, I want to
    get to know him better.
[17:39] Adachi
    Kurosawa.
[17:41] Kurosawa
    Adachi, I...
[17:51] Female Employee A
    There you guys are!
[17:53] Female Employee A
    Kurosawa-senpai!
[17:58] Male Employee B
    What are you two doing?
[18:01] Adachi
    Nothing.
[18:03] Fujisaki
    Seems like we're winding down.
[18:05] Male Employee B
    Let's go pay the bill!
[18:08] Kurosawa
    Sure.
[18:11] Male Employee B
    Did you sober up?
[18:12] Female Employee A
    Let's go to another place!
[18:15] Male Employee B
    Are you for real?
[18:20] Adachi/Id
    I wonder what he was about to say.
[18:25] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Adachi, I...
[18:28] Adachi/Id
    I'm sort of relieved
    I didn't get to touch him.
[18:33] Kurosawa
    Adachi, will you make your last train?
[18:36] Adachi/Id
    But I also kind of want to know.
[18:39] Adachi
    Oh, I should make it if I hurry.
[18:44] Kurosawa
    It's fine. Stay at my place again.
[18:48] Adachi
    What?
[18:50] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm not letting him leave tonight.
[18:54] Adachi
    I...
[18:55] Adachi
    I'll go home!
[18:59] Adachi
    I'm going home!
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    Adachi
SIGN    I think I might have gotten ahead of myself
[19:06] Tsuge
    What happened?
[19:10] Tsuge
    Guess I'll ask next time I see him.
[19:20] Fujisaki
    This is Toyokawa's Sales Department.
[19:23] Fujisaki
    We appreciate everything you do for us.
[19:24] Male Employee C
    Adachi, did you finish that contract
    we're sending to the Albireo Company?
[19:29] Adachi
    Yes. I'll send it right now.
[19:33] Fujisaki
    One moment, please.
[19:35] Fujisaki
    Kurosawa-san, you have a call
    from Naganuma Trading.
[19:40] Kurosawa
    Thank you for waiting.
[19:43] Kurosawa
    Yes. This is about the matter we
    discussed last week, isn't it? Yes.
[19:50] Adachi/Id
    A lot happened last night.
[19:59] (Flashback) Adachi
    When I said I didn't mind, I meant being kissed
    on the forehead instead of the mouth!
[20:13] Adachi/Id
    Today is shockingly normal.
[20:17] Adachi/Id
    He's acting just like he always does,
[20:21] Adachi/Id
    but what's Kurosawa thinking?
[20:26] Adachi/Id
    I'm dying over here.
[20:29] Kurosawa
    Adachi?
[20:31] Adachi
    Y-Yeah?
[20:34] Kurosawa
    Could you show me the files for Albireo?
[20:37] Adachi
    Sure. I was just about to print it out.
[20:52] Kurosawa/Id
    Yesterday, I was glad to hear he
    doesn't dislike me, but I rushed things.
[21:02] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want to bother him,
    so I'll act normal at the office.
[21:09] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa...
[21:10] Adachi/Id
    I never know how to respond,
    but he really is too good for me.
[21:19] Kurosawa
    Thanks.
[21:22] Kurosawa
    Oh, not that.
[21:26] Kurosawa/Id
    He said he doesn't have
    any romantic experience.
[21:31] Kurosawa/Id
    I'll take my time making
    sure he falls for me.
SIGN    I'll take my time making sure he falls for me
SIGN    I'll take my time making sure he falls for me
[21:42] Kurosawa
    This.
[21:49] Adachi/Id
    What a terrifyingly persistent stud.
[23:25] Adachi
    I want to get to know Kurosawa better.
[23:28] Kurosawa
    I'll take my time making
    sure he falls for me.
[23:32] Adachi
    I didn't want to know that!
[23:35] Adachi
    While screaming internally...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 3
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 3.