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[00:11] Adachi/Id
    This is exhausting.
[00:12] Adachi/Id
    Why'd we have to come to karaoke
    for a social gathering?
[00:16] Adachi/Id
    I hope it ends soon.
[00:20] [SONG] Sign
    Determined to
    Seduce Him Aura
[00:23] Adachi/Id
    Must be tough, being so popular.
[00:25] Rokkaku
    Well, would you look at this?
[00:28] Rokkaku
    You're all alone!
[00:30] Adachi/Id
    Ugh.
[00:32] Adachi/Id
    It's Rokkaku, the recent graduate.
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
[02:06] Rokkaku
    There you are, Adachi-san.
SIGN    Episode 3
[02:09] Adachi
    Yup. Here I am.
[02:10] Rokkaku
    You're so invisible. I didn't notice you.
[02:12] Adachi/Id
    I'm not good with playboys like him.
[02:15] Rokkaku
    Well then, pardon me!
[02:18] Adachi/Id
    Why's he sitting down?!
[02:19] Rokkaku
    Whoops.
[02:21] Rokkaku
    C'mon, let's have some fun!
[02:22] Rokkaku/Id
    I feel sick. Maybe I had too much to drink.
[02:26] Rokkaku/Id
    I need to keep the energy high, though.
[02:29] Adachi/Id
    This guy...
[02:31] [SONG] Sign
    Stomach Medicine
    For Excessive Eating and Drinking
[02:32] Adachi
    Here.
[02:33] Rokkaku
    What is it, Anzai-san?
[02:35] Adachi
    It's Adachi.
[02:37] Adachi
    You've had too much to drink.
[02:40] Adachi
    You don't have to force yourself
    to keep the energy up.
[02:42] Rokkaku
    What? Why do you have this?
[02:46] Adachi
    Because I can't drink much, either.
[02:49] Adachi
    I keep some handy for times like this.
[02:52] Rokkaku
    Huh. Thanks.
[02:54] Rokkaku
    You're surprisingly considerate, Ando-san.
[02:57] Adachi
    It's Adachi.
[02:58] Rokkaku
    In that case, don't mind if I do.
[03:00] Adachi
    Wait!
[03:02] Adachi
    That's booze.
[03:03] Rokkaku
    What?
[03:05] Adachi
    Take it with water.
[03:07] Rokkaku
    You're so nice.
[03:10] Adachi
    Oh, come on. You're spilling.
[03:13] Adachi
    Here. Face this way.
[03:15] Adachi
    Jeez.
[03:16] Rokkaku
    Sorry. Thanks, Anno-san.
[03:19] Adachi
    It's Adachi! You're doing that
    on purpose, aren't you?
[03:22] Rokkaku
    Doing what on purpose?
[03:24] Kurosawa
    Sorry.
[03:28] Rokkaku
    Kurosawa-san! What can I help you with?
[03:31] Adachi/Id
    That's not how you were treating me.
[03:35] Kurosawa
    Apparently the girls at the next
    table are interested in you.
[03:38] Rokkaku
    What? Seriously?!
[03:39] Kurosawa
    Why don't you go talk to them?
[03:41] Rokkaku
    Of course!
[03:42] Rokkaku
    Thanks!
[03:47] Kurosawa
    Don't mind me.
[03:49] Adachi/Id
    Wait, wait, wait.
[03:51] Adachi/Id
    Those girls aren't interested in Rokkaku.
[03:55] Adachi/Id
    But knowing him, maybe he
    genuinely was being kind.
[04:00] Adachi/Id
    Which is it?
[04:02] Adachi/Id
    Oh yeah, I'll know if I touch him.
[04:08] Adachi/Id
    No, wait. How am I supposed
    to touch him naturally?
[04:12] Adachi/Id
    I'll just go for it.
[04:14] Kurosawa
    By the way, today...
[04:17] Kurosawa
    Huh? What?
[04:18] Adachi/Id
    He's so close.
[04:21] Adachi/Id
    I can't. It'd be too suspicious.
[04:22] [SONG] Sign
    Frustrated the words
    that came to mind were
    "what a handsome face"
[04:29] Director
    Kurosawa-kun, you're not going to sing?
[04:31] Kurosawa
    I'm good.
[04:32] Adachi/Id
    He's not going to sing?
[04:35] Adachi/Id
    But he can do everything.
    I expected him to flawlessly karaoke, too.
[04:40] Adachi/Id
    Could it be that he's tone-deaf?
[04:43] Adachi/Id
    It'd be hilarious if someone
    so handsome was tone-deaf.
[04:46] Adachi/Id
    I really wanna hear.
[04:47] Rokkaku
    Yeah! Thank you!
[04:51] Adachi
    Rokkaku was good.
[04:54] Kurosawa
    Actually, could I sing something after all?
[04:57] Female Employee A
    Please do.
[05:05] Adachi/Id
    Hey, this song seems difficult.
    Will he be okay?
[05:23] Rokkaku
    Aw, man. I'm so glad to have
    the opportunity to hear
[05:26] Rokkaku
    handsome salesman Kurosawa-senpai's
    legendary golden voice.
[05:30] Adachi/Id
    Damn that perfect human.
[05:36] Adachi/Id
    It kind of pisses me off.
[05:41] Adachi/Id
    How long is he going to sit next to me?
[05:44] Kurosawa
    Adachi, this pizza is pretty good.
[05:46] Adachi
    Huh?
[05:49] Adachi/Id
    He's right.
[05:50] Female Employee A
    Kurosawa-san.
[05:52] Female Employee B
    Mind if I sit with you?
[05:55] Adachi/Id
    What the hell is this?
[05:59] Female Employee B/Id
    He's in the way.
[06:01] Female Employee B/Id
    Why is this guy sitting next to Kurosawa-san?
[06:04] Adachi/Id
    That's terrifying!
[06:05] Adachi
    I'm gonna go drink over there.
[06:08] Kurosawa
    What? Adachi.
[06:09] Director
    Kurosawa-kun, are you
    getting enough to drink?
[06:11] Kurosawa
    Yes, sir.
[06:15] Adachi/Id
    "This guy," huh?
[06:18] Adachi/Id
    She's not wrong.
[06:21] Adachi/Id
    Why would someone so
    handsome sit next to me?
[06:26] Fujisaki
    Ah, excuse me.
[06:28] Fujisaki/Id
    Oh, no. I think I was spacing out.
[06:31] Adachi/Id
    It's Fujisaki-san, the secretary.
[06:33] Adachi
    No, excuse me.
[06:34] Fujisaki
    I'm asking everyone if they'd
    like to order anything else.
[06:38] Fujisaki
    Adachi-san, would you like anything?
[06:39] Adachi
    What? But people can place their own orders.
[06:45] Fujisaki
    I'm just getting everyone's orders
    because I feel like drinking, too.
[06:49] Adachi
    I see. In that case,
    could I get some oolong tea?
[06:52] Fujisaki
    Sure. That's one oolong tea.
[06:55] Adachi/Id
    I've always been kind of interested
    in her because she's nice,
[06:59] Adachi/Id
    but she really is kind.
[07:01] Fujisaki
    I'm going to go to the restroom.
[07:04] Adachi
    Okay.
[07:08] Adachi/Id
    If someone like her liked me...
[07:11] Adachi/Id
    No, nothing that convenient
    would ever happen.
[07:15] Rokkaku
    Ando-san, lately I've
    gotten really into saunas.
[07:18] Rokakku
    Wanna go together sometime?
[07:20] Adachi
    For the last time, it's Adachi!
[07:24] Adachi/Id
    These kinds of drinking parties
    really aren't my thing.
[07:27] Man A
    C'mon. A little bit won't hurt.
[07:28] Fujisaki
    Please stop.
[07:30] Man B
    You're the one who bumped into us.
[07:33] Fujisaki
    I'm sorry.
[07:34] Man A
    Come sing with us.
[07:37] Fujisaki
    Adachi-san!
[07:42] Fujisaki/Id
    Help me!
[07:43] Adachi/Id
    What?
[07:44] Man A
    Who the hell are you?
[07:46] Adachi/Id
    Yikes. They're clearly trashed.
[07:49] Adachi/Id
    No way, I'm too scared!
[07:52] Adachi/Id
    But a real man wouldn't run from this.
[07:57] Adachi
    Um, she d-doesn't appreciate
    what you're doing.
[07:59] Adachi
    D-Do you think you could stop?
[08:03] Man A
    What? It's none of your damn business.
[08:05] Adachi
    B-But I really don't think
    it's right to force her!
[08:09] Man A
    Shut up. Know your place,
    you gloomy little sad sack!
[08:14] Adachi/Id
    I shouldn't have stepped
    out of my comfort zone.
[08:17] Kurosawa
    Excuse me.
[08:19] Kurosawa/Id
    Don't touch Adachi!
[08:23] Adachi/Id
    Kurosawa?
[08:26] Man A
    Who are you?
[08:30] Kurosawa
    Oh, you work for the Narasaki Corporation?
[08:34] Kurosawa
    We're both just here to stretch our wings.
[08:39] Kurosawa
    Let's not take the jokes too far.
[08:42] Both
    Excuse us!
[08:47] Fujisaki
    Thank you for saving me.
[08:50] Adachi
    What? But I didn't do anything.
[08:52] Kurosawa
    That was unfortunate. Are you okay?
[08:55] Fujisaki
    Y-Yes.
[08:57] Adachi/Id
    Hey.
[08:59] Fujisaki
    Thank you.
[09:03] Adachi/Id
    I feel conflicted. He saved me,
[09:07] Adachi/Id
    but I couldn't do anything,
[09:10] Adachi/Id
    and Kurosawa looks great
    no matter what he does.
[09:14] Adachi/Id
    He's so composed that
    it's starting to annoy me.
[09:18] Adachi
    What are you doing here?
[09:20] Kurosawa
    You didn't seem to be feeling
    well, so I was worried.
[09:24] Kurosawa
    Huh? You're hurt.
[09:27] Adachi
    What? Where?
[09:28] Kurosawa
    Right here.
[09:30] Adachi
    Maybe he scratched me
    when he grabbed my necktie.
[09:34] Kurosawa
    Hold on. I'm pretty sure
    I've got something in my wallet.
SIGN    Adhesive Bandage
[09:39] Kurosawa
    Here.
[09:41] Adachi
    Thanks.
[09:43] Adachi/Id
    He's so prepared.
[09:45] Adachi
    Huh?
[09:49] Adachi
    What?
[09:50] Kurosawa
    Let me see that.
[09:54] Kurosawa/Id
    I screwed up.
[09:56] Adachi/Id
    What?
[09:58] Kurosawa/Id
    No matter how I feel,
    I can't be chasing after him
[10:02] Kurosawa/Id
    or swapping seats,
    or competing over karaoke.
[10:07] Kurosawa/Id
    I'm being too pushy.
    I made Adachi pull away from me.
[10:11] Adachi/Id
    Pulled away? Actually, it's more like...
[10:13] Kurosawa/Id
    I lose my composure when it comes to Adachi.
[10:18] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't believe I got jealous
    of Rokkaku and Fujisaki-san.
[10:21] Adachi/Id
    Huh?
[10:23] Adachi/Id
    What?! But Rokkaku and Fujisaki-san
    don't give a rat's ass about me!
[10:30] Kurosawa/Id
    I had no idea I was so narrow-minded.
[10:41] Kurosawa
    That should do it.
[10:47] Adachi/Id
    Until now, I thought Kurosawa
    was perfect and always composed.
[10:55] Adachi/Id
    But he actually isn't.
    He worries and gets anxious, too...
[11:01] Adachi/Id
    Just like me.
[11:04] Adachi/Id
    Crap.
[11:06] Kurosawa
    Should we head back?
[11:07] Adachi
    Oh, uh, yeah.
[11:10] Adachi/Id
    I think that might actually be kind of cute.
[11:14] Adachi
    Kurosawa!
[11:17] Adachi
    Um...
[11:19] Adachi
    Thanks for saving me.
[11:25] Kurosawa
    It's not that big a deal.
[11:29] Adachi/Id
    I could tell without touching him this time.
[11:32] Adachi/Id
    He looks happy.
[11:33] Adachi
    Hey, feel like having some ice cream?
[11:36] Kurosawa
    Should we sneak out and get some?
[11:39] Adachi
    Yeah.
[11:51] Rokkaku
    I'm really glad you came
    to the sauna with me.
[11:55] Adachi
    And we finished early after going
    into work on our day off, too.
[11:59] Rokkaku
    Now, now. I had free admission coupons.
[12:02] Rokkaku
    Let's just take it easy.
[12:04] Rokkaku
    Whoa. You've got a crazy body, Kurosawa-san!
[12:08] Adachi/Id
    He looks like a model.
[12:09] Kurosawa
    Do I?
[12:10] Rokkaku
    Do you play some kind of sport?
[12:12] Kurosawa
    I go to the gym.
[12:14] Kurosawa
    I'm 30, so I do it to stay healthy.
[12:17] Rokkaku
    Seriously? Maybe I'll start going, too.
[12:19] Kurosawa/Id
    Just kidding. I train hard regularly
    so I'm always ready for days like these.
[12:25] Kurosawa/Id
    I don't want Adachi to see me out of shape.
[12:33] Kurosawa/Id
    I know Adachi isn't interested
    in my body, though.
[12:45] Kurosawa/Id
    I can't believe Adachi is sitting so
    close to me while so defenseless.
[12:49] Kurosawa/Id
    I expected this, but I can't look directly
    at him now that it's happening.
[12:54] Kurosawa/Id
    Honestly, I feel a little uneasy.
[12:58] Kurosawa/Id
    If I see all of Adachi after this, I'll be
    reminded Adachi is a man all over again.
[13:07] Kurosawa/Id
    I like Adachi, and
    I've fantasized about him,
[13:12] Kurosawa/Id
    but I've only ever dated women before.
[13:17] Kurosawa/Id
    I wonder what I'd think
    if I actually saw him.
[13:21] Adachi
    I can't! It's too hot!
[13:23] Adachi
    I'm getting out!
[13:30] Kurosawa/Id
    His slight tummy is really cute.
[13:33] Kurosawa/Id
    It's so white and smooth, too.
    What is he, a shiratama?
[13:35] Kurosawa/Id
    It probably feels really nice.
    No, it definitely does!
SIGN    Steam conducts excessively strong thoughts
[13:41] Adachi/Id
    Damn it!
[13:48] Kurosawa/Id
    I want to touch him.
[13:54] Adachi/Id
    I should work out.
[13:59] Rokkaku
    Well, I'm going that way. Good night!
[14:03] Kurosawa
    Good night.
[14:06] Kurosawa
    Adachi, you're this way, right?
[14:07] Adachi
    Yeah.
[14:15] Kurosawa
    The breeze feels nice.
[14:17] Adachi
    Yeah. The sauna was better
    than I expected, too.
[14:27] Kurosawa
    Adachi, look this way.
[14:29] Adachi
    Huh?
[14:31] Adachi
    Why'd you take a picture?
[14:34] Kurosawa
    Felt like it.
[14:35] Adachi
    Delete it.
[14:37] Kurosawa
    No.
[14:38] Kurosawa/Id
    If we were dating, he'd
    let me take pictures of him.
[14:43] Kurosawa/Id
    We may be coworkers, but maybe
    it's weird for me to take his picture.
[14:47] Kurosawa/Id
    At first, I just wanted to be near him,
[14:52] Kurosawa/Id
    but I'm becoming greedier.
[14:55] Kurosawa/Id
    He said he didn't mind
    being kissed on the forehead,
[14:59] Kurosawa/Id
    and we've been spending more time together,
[15:02] Kurosawa/Id
    but when Adachi says he likes me,
    he probably means as a friend.
[15:06] Kurosawa/Id
    His feelings aren't like mine.
[15:08] Kurosawa/Id
    I know that, but that
    doesn't make it less painful.
[15:11] Adachi
    Whoops.
[15:14] Adachi
    Are you okay?
[15:15] Child
    Yeah.
[15:17] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi is so kind.
[15:22] Kurosawa/Id
    He was kind then, too.
[15:26] (Flashback) Girl A
    Kurosawa-kun, let's play.
[15:28] Girl B
    He's gonna play with me.
[15:29] Kurosawa/Id
    I've always benefited
    from having a handsome face.
[15:29] Scout
    Hey, you. Interested
    in the entertainment biz?
[15:33] (Flashback) Girl C
    I like you!
[15:34] Kurosawa
    I believe we can reach a young
    perceptive market like your customers.
[15:36] Kurosawa/Id
    But once I started working,
    I started experiencing more animosity, too.
[15:41] Employee A
    Damn playboy.
[15:42] Employee B
    He's just a pretty face.
[15:44] Employee C
    He's not a real man.
[15:47] Kurosawa/Id
    I put in all kinds of effort
    and achieved results, but...
[15:56] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Thank you for inviting us today.
[15:59] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm Kurosawa from the sales department.
[16:03] (Flashback) Female President
    Oh, so you're him.
    I've heard so much about you.
[16:08] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I've heard about you, as well.
[16:09] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I never thought I'd get to meet you
    in person, President Matsuura.
[16:13] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    The concept for the new product
    your company put out recently—
[16:16] (Flashback) Female President
    That's enough of that.
[16:19] (Flashback) Female President
    You're so formal and serious, aren't you?
[16:22] (Flashback) Female President
    We have the day off.
    Don't talk to me about work.
[16:26] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Very well. In that case, Yukiko-sama—
[16:30] (Flashback) Female President
    Oh, you're fun!
[16:32] (Flashback) Female President
    Why don't you become my secretary?
[16:35] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Oh, you wouldn't want me.
[16:37] (Flashback) Female President
    How cute! I like you.
[16:41] (Flashback) Female President
    Okay, then.
[16:43] (Flashback) All
    Cheers!
[16:46] (Flashback) Female President
    Hey, you've had hardly anything to drink.
[16:51] (Flashback) Adachi
    I'm sorry. I can't drink much.
[16:54] (Flashback) Female President
    What are you talking about?
[16:56] (Flashback) Female President
    You'll get used to it.
    Keep drinking, and you'll learn to drink.
[16:57] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi...
[16:59] Kurosawa/Id
    He doesn't know how to brush off
    people like that because he lacks tact.
[17:03] (Flashback) Adachi
    What? But...
[17:05] (Flashback) Female President
    What? Are you saying you
    can't drink my liquor?
[17:08] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm sorry. He's just not very sociable.
[17:12] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'll drink it instead.
[17:18] (Flashback) Female President
    I'm impressed, Kurosawa-kun!
[17:21] (Flashback) Female President
    So you're not just a pretty face, after all!
[17:25] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Thank you.
[17:28] (Flashback) Female President
    Hey, you.
[17:31] (Flashback) Female President
    You've really caught my eye.
[17:33] (Flashback) Female President
    After this, why don't you and I...
[17:39] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm sorry.
[17:40] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Please excuse me for a moment.
[17:42] (Flashback) Female President
    What?
[17:43] (Flashback) Female President
    Seriously?
[17:44] Boss B
    Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry.
[17:54] (Flashback) Boss A
    I can't believe Kurosawa
    upset the president.
[17:59] (Flashback) Boss A
    His face is his only asset.
    Why'd he have to do that?
[18:02] (Flashback) Boss B
    Guys who think sales is just
    about flattery are spineless.
[18:07] Kurosawa/Id
    But...
[18:11] Kurosawa/N
    I suddenly felt like
    I couldn't breathe, but then...
[18:18] (Flashback) Adachi
    Are you okay?
[18:20] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Barely.
[18:25] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Where is everyone?
[18:26] (Flashback) Adadchi
    They left.
[18:28] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I see. I guess we should...
[18:31] (Flashback) Adachi
    Don't push yourself.
    You should lie down for a while.
[18:35] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    But...
[18:37] (Flashback) Adachi
    Just do it.
[18:40] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    What am I doing?
[18:45] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm just a pretty face,
    but I upset the president.
[18:50] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm useless.
[18:55] Kurosawa/Id
    Why am I telling him this?
    He's just a colleague.
[18:58] (Flashback) Adachi
    That's not true.
[19:01] (Flashback) Adachi
    You do a ton of research on our clients and
    learn everything you can about the products.
[19:08] (Flashback) Adachi
    You even drank for me today
    because I couldn't.
[19:14] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    What?
[19:21] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    What is it?
[19:23] (Flashback) Adachi
    I thought you were always perfect,
[19:29] (Flashback) Adachi
    so seeing you down is a novel sight.
[19:43] Kurosawa/Id
    What? Why did my heart flutter just now?
[19:47] Kurosawa/Id
    That doesn't make sense.
[19:49] (Flashback) Adachi
    Huh? Your face turned red. Are you okay?
[19:53] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    I'm fine.
[19:56] (Flashback) Adachi
    Are you sure? You're pretty flushed.
[19:58] Kurosawa/Id
    It's probably... just the alcohol.
[20:06] Kurosawa/Id
    That's why my heart is so loud
    and I feel like crying.
[20:17] Kurosawa/Id
    Several months later,
[20:21] Adachi
    Be careful.
[20:21] Kurosawa/Id
    I noticed I'd started watching Adachi.
[20:22] Child
    Okay.
[20:25] Kurosawa/Id
    I never thought I'd experience what
    feels like a first love at my age.
[20:28] Mother
    I'm sorry. Thank you.
[20:31] Kurosawa
    Life is unpredictable.
[20:31] Adachi
    It's fine.
[20:34] Mother
    Say goodbye.
[20:37] Child
    Bye!
[20:38] Kurosawa
    You're really kind, Adachi. You always
    pay attention to your surroundings.
[20:43] Kurosawa/Id
    I love that about him.
[20:46] Adachi
    Kind? You think so?
[20:48] Kurosawa
    What?
[20:50] Adachi
    Honestly, I'm a gloomy person.
[20:55] Adachi
    People would probably be
    bothered if I tried to help them.
[20:59] Adachi
    There have been plenty of times
    I've been unable to act.
[21:03] Adachi
    But recently, because you...
[21:07] Adachi
    No,
[21:09] Adachi
    because I've been spending a lot of time
    with you, I think I've gained some confidence.
[21:15] Kurosawa/Id
    That's not fair.
[21:17] Adachi
    Thanks.
[21:18] Kurosawa/Id
    There he goes, getting my hopes up again.
[21:22] Kurosawa/Id
    Why do you have to make me
    fall for you even harder?
[21:24] Kurosawa
    Does that have anything to do with me?
[21:29] Adachi
    Sure it does.
[21:30] Adachi
    Probably.
[21:32] Kurosawa/Id
    Adachi makes me uneasy and
    super happy over the smallest things.
[21:39] Kurosawa
    Then you can thank me
    with a picture of the two of us.
[21:42] Adachi
    What?
[21:43] Kurosawa/Id
    If I said it felt like magic...
[21:43] Kurosawa
    Come on.
[21:49] Kurosawa/Id
    would Adachi laugh at me?
[23:25] Rokkaku
    Yeah! The karaoke and sauna
    were both fun, Adauchi-san.
[23:29] Adachi
    Adauchi? That's not even
    a proper name anymore.
[23:31] Rokkaku
    Achikochi-san? Ametomuchi-san?
    Abekawamochi-san?
[23:34] Adachi
    This jerk is pissing me off.
[23:37] Adachi
    Next time: Episode 4.
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