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[00:22] Tsuge
    You're up early, Udon.
[00:31] Tsuge
    Are you hungry already?
[00:39] Tsuge
    I've turned into a morning
    person because of you.
[00:47] Tsuge
    Today, I'd like to reach
    the end of chapter seven.
[00:57] Minato
    Anyone home? I've got a redelivery for you.
[01:01] Tsuge
    This guy again?
[01:05] Tsuge/Id
    This man recently became
    this area's deliveryman.
[01:10] Tsuge
    I'm coming.
[01:14] Tsuge/Id
    Honestly, I'm not too fond of him.
[01:18] Tsgue/Id
    He's clearly a party boy with
    an unpleasant look in his eyes.
[01:22] Tsuge
    Thanks.
[01:23] Minako
    Stamp here, please.
[01:25] Tsuge/Id
    From my parents and publisher?
[01:27] Tsuge/Id
    I wonder what it is.
[01:29] Tsuge/Id
    Oh, right. My birthday was yesterday.
[01:32] Tsuge/Id
    I'd forgotten.
[01:33] Minato/Id
    How many times is this old dude
    gonna make me come here?
[01:37] Minato
    Thanks.
[01:38] Tsuge
    What?
[01:39] Minato/Id
    I know you're home, you shut-in.
[01:45] Tsuge/Id
    What is this?
[01:48] Tsuge/Id
    I can hear his voice inside my head.
[01:50] Tsuge/Id
    What's going on?
[01:53] Adachi
    Because I was still a virgin when
    I turned 30, I gained a magic power.
[01:57] Adachi
    When I touch people...
[01:59] Tsuge/Id
    Yesterday was my 30th birthday.
[02:04] Tsuge/Id
    Could it be?
[02:07] Tsuge/Id
    Am I hearing his thoughts?
[02:17] Minato
    Um...
[02:20] Minato
    Um, would it be all right if I pet your cat?
[02:29] Tsuge
    Y-Yeah, sure.
[02:36] Minato/Id
    Someone took you in, huh?
SIGN    Udon
[02:41] Minato/Id
    I was worried when you suddenly disappeared.
[02:44] Minato/Id
    Your fur's so fluffy.
[02:46] Minato/Id
    He must take really good care of you.
[02:50] Minato/Id
    I thought he was just a shut-in,
    but he's a good guy after all.
[02:56] Minato/Id
    I'm glad he seems so kind.
[03:07] Minato
    So cute.
[03:10] Minato
    What's wrong?
[03:12] Tsuge
    It's nothing.
SIGN    Tsuge Masato, 30 years old.
SIGN    He has been cursed with a terrible
     magic power.
SIGN    Cherry Magic!
SIGN    Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
    Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
SIGN    Episode 4
[04:56] Tsuge
    Why?
[04:57] Tsuge
    I keep thinking about
    that deliveryman's face.
[05:03] Tsuge
    No, focus.
[05:06] Tsuge
    I have to finish writing this today.
[05:15] Minato
    Stamp here, please.
[05:17] Tsuge
    Thanks.
[05:21] Tsuge
    Oh, right.
[05:23] Minato/Id
    No cat today?
[05:28] Tsuge
    Would you like to see Udon?
[05:30] Minato
    What?
[05:32] Minato
    Can I?!
[05:37] Minato
    I'm working, so just for a bit.
[05:43] Minato
    You've gotten bigger again.
[05:47] Minato
    His name's Udon, huh?
[05:50] Tsuge
    Yeah. When I found him,
SIGN    Udon
[05:53] Tsuge
    he was in an udon box.
[05:54] Minato
    So you put no thought into it?
[05:56] Minato
    Oh, sorry.
[05:58] Tsuge
    It's fine.
[06:00] Tsuge
    At first I only took him in because
    I couldn't bear to leave him there,
[06:04] Tsuge
    but now I think he's cute.
[06:09] Minato/Id
    At first, I thought he was just some shady
    dude doing who knows what, but now...
[06:15] Tsuge
    Would you like to feed him?
[06:17] Minato
    Yeah.
[06:19] Tsuge/Id
    He seems like a good owner.
[06:21] Tusge/Id
    Better than me, anyway. All I did was look.
[06:26] Tsuge
    Hold on.
[06:28] Minato/Id
    But there's nothing to worry about anymore.
[06:32] Tsuge
    Um, would you like to come again sometime?
[06:37] Minato
    What?
[06:39] Tsuge
    Udon seems to miss you.
[06:44] Minato
    Sure, if I'm here to deliver something.
[06:53] Minato
    Are you okay?
[06:55] Tsuge/Id
    Th-This power is terrifying.
SIGN    I know this is sudden, but can we go drinking tonight?
SIGN    There's something I'd like to ask you.
SIGN    Tsuge
[07:07] Adachi
    He wants to ask me something?
[07:09] Adachi
    I wonder what.
[07:14] Tsuge
    You defended a female colleague
    from some men at a karaoke place?
[07:17] Adachi
    Yeah. I tried to help her,
    but they were really awful guys.
[07:22] Tsuge
    I see.
[07:23] Adachi
    Just when I accepted I was screwed,
    Kurosawa stepped in to save me.
[07:28] Adachi
    In fact, he completely overshadowed me.
[07:34] Tsuge
    And yet you seemed to have enjoyed it.
[07:36] Adachi
    Huh?
[07:37] Tsuge
    You've never told me this kind of story
    about your job before.
[07:42] Adachi
    Is that right?
[07:44] Tsuge
    Isn't that because of this Kurosawa guy?
[07:48] Adachi
    What?
[07:51] Adachi/Id
    He's right.
[07:53] Adachi/Id
    Until I turned 30, I commuted
    between the office and home
[07:58] Adachi/Id
    and did the same thing every day.
[08:01] Adachi/Id
    I thought I'd pass the rest
    of my life uneventfully,
[08:04] Adachi/Id
    like I was part of the background.
[08:08] Adachi/Id
    But ever since gaining this power,
[08:11] Adachi/Id
    my days have been full of
    surprises and excitement.
[08:16] (Flashback) Kurosawa
    Adachi.
[08:18] Adachi/Id
    Damn it. I always end up
    thinking about Kurosawa's face.
[08:23] Adachi/Id
    I can't seem to settle down.
[08:27] Adachi
    Come to think of it, didn't you
    want to ask me something?
[08:30] Tsuge
    Oh, right. Um...
[08:33] Tsuge
    The magic power you mentioned the other—
[08:36] Employee
    Here's your tofu champloo.
[08:40] Tsuge
    So, um...
[08:46] Tsuge/Id
    Now that it's happening,
    it's hard to broach the topic.
[08:51] Employee
    Thank you.
[08:53] Adachi
    We're already out.
    Why don't we hit another place?
[09:01] Tsuge
    Listen, the magic power you
    mentioned the other day...
[09:05] Tsuge
    Well, I turned 30 recently...
[09:09] Sister
    Wait!
[09:12] Sister
    Wait!
[09:16] Sister
    I said wait, Yuichi!
[09:19] Adachi
    Whoa. She's gorgeous.
[09:22] Sister
    Come on. Just let me stay one night.
[09:25] Kurosawa
    You can't just drop in with no warning.
[09:28] Kurosawa
    Besides, what happened
    to your current boyfriend?
[09:31] Adachi
    What?
[09:32] Sister
    Screw him.
[09:33] Kurosawa
    Screw him?
[09:34] Sister
    C'mon, just one night. Pretty please!
[09:47] Tsuge
    Hey, what's the matter? Are you listening?
[09:50] Adachi
    Sorry. I'm gonna go home.
[09:54] Tsuge
    What's gotten into you?
[10:04] Adachi
    That must've been Kurosawa and his ex.
[10:16] Adachi/Id
    Of course he's got ex-girlfriends.
[10:28] Adachi/Id
    What is this?
[10:42] Coworker B
    Hey, Kurosawa.
[10:44] Kurosawa
    Oh, hello.
[10:46] Coworker B
    You look tired.
[10:48] Kurosawa
    Yeah. I had an eventful night last night.
[10:51] Coworker B
    Eventful?
[10:53] Kurosawa
    By the way, where's Adachi?
[10:55] Coworker B
    He's off today.
[10:56] Kurosawa
    What?
[10:58] Coworker B
    I had a question about the Alberio Company,
    but I can't get in touch with him.
[11:10] Adachi
    I'm an idiot.
[11:12] Adachi
    I went to sleep while I was
    still soaking wet from the rain.
[11:24] Adachi
    I'm hungry.
SIGN    Strawberry
    Jam
[11:29] Adachi
    There's nothing in here.
[11:36] Adachi
    They made a great couple.
[11:40] Adachi
    I wonder if she stayed the night after that.
[11:44] Adachi/Id
    Of course he's got an ex or two.
[11:50] Adachi
    I should've known.
[11:53] Adachi
    Why am I so shocked by that?
    I don't understand.
[11:59] Adachi
    I don't understand, but I feel dizzy.
[12:03] Adachi
    It's all because of the fever.
[12:06] Adachi
    That's gotta be it.
[12:10] (Flashback) Woman A
    What?
[12:11] (Flashback) Woman A
    Someone who's never had a girlfriend?
[12:14] (Flashback) Man A
    Yeah. What do you think?
[12:15] (Flashback) Woman A
    Maybe if they're a student,
    but not if they're a working adult.
[12:19] (Flashback) Woman B
    What?
[12:20] (Flashback) Woman B
    What's wrong with that?
    It makes them seem serious.
[12:22] (Flashback) Man A
    Seriously?
[12:24] Adachi/Id
    Oh.
[12:25] Adachi/Id
    I'm dreaming.
[12:29] (Flashback) Adachi
    Sorry. I've gotta take a call.
[12:32] Adachi/Id
    Five years ago, I went
    drinking for the first time
[12:35] Adachi/Id
    with the girl I liked and some coworkers.
[12:38] (Flashback) Man A
    Hey, what about Adachi?
[12:41] (Flashback) Man A
    He's never had a girlfriend.
[12:44] (Flashback) Woman B
    Adachi-kun?
[12:47] (Flashback) Woman B
    He might be too much for me.
[12:50] Adachi/Id
    My romance ended before it even began.
[12:53] Adachi/Id
    The trauma from that incident made me
    even more cowardly when it came to love.
[13:00] (Flashback) Middle Schooler
    Sorry. Let's just stay friends.
[13:02] (Flashback) High Schooler
    No freaking way.
[13:04] (Flashback) College Student
    We're dating now.
[13:09] Adachi/Id
    All my romantic traumas
    are passing before my eyes.
[13:20] Adachi
    Enough with the damn doorbell.
[13:28] Adachi
    Who could it be at this hour?
[13:31] Adachi
    Is it a delivery?
[13:34] Adachi
    Kurosawa?
[13:48] Adachi
    Kurosawa?
[13:49] Adachi
    What? Why? Wait, how do you know my address?
[13:53] Kurosawa
    Sorry for dropping by out of nowhere.
[13:56] Kurosawa
    I tried contacting you
    a bunch of times for work,
[13:59] Kurosawa
    but I got worried since you didn't respond.
SIGN    Calls
SIGN    Incoming Calls Outgoing Calls
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Kurosawa
SIGN    Menu Details Record
[14:03] Adachi
    Oh, you're right.
    I've got a ton of missed calls.
[14:07] Adachi
    Sorry. I didn't notice because I was asleep.
[14:11] Kurosawa
    Are you okay? Do you need medicine or food?
[14:14] Adachi
    I've got it more or less handled.
[14:21] Kurosawa
    Want me to cook for you?
[14:22] Adachi
    What? No, I couldn't ask you to do that.
[14:25] Kurosawa
    It's fine. Don't be shy.
[14:29] Adachi
    Wow.
[14:32] Adachi
    Thanks for the meal.
[14:36] Adachi
    It's so good!
[14:38] Kurosawa
    I'm glad.
[14:39] Adachi
    You're amazing, Kurosawa.
[14:42] Adachi
    I thought I didn't have
    anything to eat at home.
[14:49] Adachi
    I actually hadn't eaten anything all day.
[14:54] Adachi
    You're gonna make me cry.
[14:55] Kurosawa
    Seriously?
[14:58] Kurosawa
    Did you go to the hospital?
[14:59] Adachi
    No. I was asleep all day.
[15:01] Kurosawa
    Do you have a fever?
[15:02] Adachi
    Dunno. I don't think so.
[15:06] Kurosawa
    How do you not know?
[15:07] Adachi
    I mean, I don't have a thermometer.
[15:20] Kurosawa/Id
    Good. No fever.
[15:28] Kurosawa
    You don't seem to have a fever.
[15:30] Kurosawa
    But you should buy a thermometer.
[15:33] Kurosawa
    You live alone, after all.
[15:35] Adachi
    R-Right...
[15:36] Adachi/Id
    That surprised me.
[15:38] Adachi
    That was like something out of a TV drama.
[15:41] Kurosawa
    What are you talking about?
[15:48] Adachi/Id
    What's your deal?
[15:52] Adachi/Id
    You've got a gorgeous ex.
[15:56] Adachi/Id
    You're handsome, and everyone likes you.
[16:00] Kurosawa
    I'll stop by the convenience store later.
[16:02] Adachi
    Thanks.
[16:04] Adachi/Id
    So why are you so nice to me?
[16:09] Adachi/Id
    I don't get it.
[16:14] Kurosawa
    I put sport drinks and jelly
    pouches in the fridge.
[16:18] Kurosawa
    Drink some of those and go to bed early.
[16:20] Adachi
    Thanks.
[16:23] Kurosawa
    And go to the hospital tomorrow.
[16:26] Adachi
    Sorry for making you worry.
[16:29] Kurosawa
    It's fine. I chose to come over.
[16:35] Kurosawa
    Adachi? Are you okay?
[16:37] Kurosawa
    Are you not feeling well?
[16:39] Adachi
    No, I'm fine.
[16:41] Adachi
    I've never had anyone except family
    do all this for me when I'm sick.
[16:49] Adachi
    I guess I'm just surprised
    you'd go to the trouble.
[16:54] Kurosawa
    That's...
[16:56] Adachi
    It's lame, right?
[17:00] Adachi/Id
    Crap. I said something I shouldn't
    have because I was anxious.
[17:03] Adachi/Id
    That'll put him off—
[17:04] Kurosawa
    It's not lame at all.
[17:06] Kurosawa
    Whoever ends up dating you will be happy.
[17:09] Adachi
    What?
[17:14] Kurosawa
    Going on dates, eating
    together, holding hands...
[17:20] Kurosawa
    And other things, too.
[17:23] Kurosawa
    It means they'll be your first, right?
[17:28] Kurosawa
    I think that would make them really happy.
[17:30] Kurosawa/Id
    If it were me, I'd be really happy.
[17:36] Kurosawa
    I'm sure of it.
[17:38] Kurosawa/Id
    If I were all of Adachi's firsts,
    I'd treasure all of them.
[17:56] Adachi
    What are you talking about?
[17:58] Kurosawa
    Adachi, your face is red.
[18:02] Kurosawa
    Are you sure you don't have a fever?
[18:03] Kurosawa
    Do you want to go to the hospital now?
[18:05] Adachi
    N-No! Don't look at me.
[18:09] Adachi/Id
    Until now, I felt self-conscious
    about my lack of romantic experience.
[18:12] Woman
    Knock it off!
[18:14] (Flashback) Adachi
    Go play in traffic, normies.
[18:16] Man
    Oh, come on.
[18:16] Adachi/Id
    I became even more fearful
    and finally turned 30.
[18:17] Woman
    Quit it.
[18:21] Adachi/Id
    But...
[18:24] Kurosawa/Id
    If it were me, I'd be really happy.
[18:28] Adachi/Id
    When he says that...
[18:39] Kurosawa
    Are you okay?
[18:46] Adachi/Id
    It makes me feel like I wouldn't mind
    experiencing all my firsts with him.
[19:00] Adachi/Id
    The reason I was so upset when
    I saw Kurosawa with his ex...
[19:05] Adachi
    I finally get it.
[19:10] Adachi/Id
    I have feelings for...
[19:14] Adachi
    Kurosawa, I...
[19:18] Sister
    There you are.
[19:21] Sister
    I finally found you, Yuichi.
[19:26] Kurosawa
    What are you doing here?
[19:28] Adachi/Id
    Am I about to witness a couple's fight?!
[19:32] Kurosawa
    We agreed you'd only stay one night.
[19:35] Sister
    I can't help it. He won't apologize.
[19:41] Kurosawa
    Please let it go already, Big Sis.
[19:43] Adachi/Id
    Huh? "Big Sis"?
[19:45] Kurosawa
    That aside, how'd you know I was here?
[19:47] Sister
    GPS.
[19:51] Kurosawa
    When did you do that?!
[19:52] Sister
    It's your fault for trying
    to run away from me.
[19:56] Kurosawa
    You still shouldn't have
    gone through my phone!
[19:59] Kurosawa
    How do you know my password, anyway?!
[20:00] Sister
    I know everything about you.
[20:03] Sister
    Don't underestimate your sister.
[20:04] Adachi/Id
    Now that I get a closer look,
    they do look really similar.
[20:08] Adachi/Id
    So she's not his ex. I'm kind of relieved.
[20:12] Adachi/Id
    Wait, relieved?
[20:15] Sister
    Hey, you.
[20:16] Adachi
    Yes?
[20:17] Sister
    Are you Yuichi's friend?
[20:19] Kurosawa
    Hey, don't drag Adachi into this!
[20:21] Kurosawa
    He's a colleague from work.
[20:23] Sister
    Hey, Adachi-kun.
[20:26] Sister
    You and Yuichi seem rather close.
[20:28] Adachi/Id
    She's so intense.
[20:31] Adachi
    I... I guess? He looks after me and stuff.
[20:40] Sister
    Let me stay at your place
    until he apologizes.
[20:43] Kurosawa
    What?!
[20:44] Kurosawa
    This is ridiculous! I have work.
[20:49] Sister
    You've got this close friend.
[20:52] Sister
    Why not stay with him for a while?
[20:54] Adachi
    What?
[20:54] Adachi
    Whoa.
[20:56] Kurosawa
    What kind of person suddenly invites
    themselves to stay with a sick person?
[21:01] Sister
    You can take care of him this way, though!
[21:03] Both
    What?
[21:05] Sister
    You'll be sharing a place
    with your friend. It'll be fun!
[21:30] Kurosawa
    You're right. It would be fun.
[21:35] Sister
    Anyway, that's that.
[21:37] Sister
    Adachi-kun, thanks for letting
    my brother stay with you.
[21:41] Adachi
    Huh?!
[21:50] Kurosawa
    Thanks for having me.
[21:52] Adachi
    What?!
[23:25] Tsuge
    Can I read Udon's thoughts
    if I touch him? Let's see.
SIGN    Meow meow meow~
[23:32] Tsuge
    Ugh. I heard something,
    but I don't understand it at all!
[23:35] Tsuge
    While realizing that...
[23:37] Tsuge
    Next time: Episode 5.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Episode 5