# E2 - Untitled
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**[00:13] Tsuge**
In other words...
**[00:18] Tsuge**
Because you remained a virgin
until you turned 30,
**[00:20] Tsuge**
you gained the ability
to read people's minds
**[00:24] Tsuge**
and you happened to learn
a male colleague is in love with you?
**[00:32] Tsuge**
What are you talking about?
**[00:40] Tsuge**
This is ridiculous.
**[00:44] Tsuge**
Virginity does terrifying things to
a person when it lasts too long.
**[00:47] Adachi**
I'm telling you, it's not my imagination!
***SIGN*** Cherry Magic!
***SIGN*** Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of
Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!
***SIGN*** A Flurry of Petals in the Dawn Sky I Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** A Flurry of Petals in the Dawn Sky II Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** Goodbye Lily 1 Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** Goodbye Lily 2 Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** Goodbye Lily 3 Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** Orange, Milk, and Chocolate 1 Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** Orange, Milk, and Chocolate 2 Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** Monogram Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** After the Spring Thunder 1 Masato Tsuge
***SIGN*** After the Spring Thunder 2 Masato Tsuge
**[02:24] Tsuge**
Why are you even telling me this?
***SIGN*** Episode 2
**[02:28] Adachi**
Because you're a romance novelist, Tsuge.
**[02:31] Adachi**
You seem like you'd have
a lot of experience.
**[02:34] Adachi**
We were classmates in college and
you're the only person I have to talk to.
**[02:42] Tsuge**
Magic nonsense aside,
**[02:45] Tsuge**
what's wrong with pretending not to know
and allowing him to crush on you?
**[02:49] Tsuge**
It sounds like he's being nice to you.
Why not use it to your advantage?
**[02:53] Adachi**
What? I can't do that.
**[02:57] Tsuge**
Why not? Women do it, too.
**[03:02] Adachi**
Maybe, but...
**[03:08] Adachi/Id**
* I also considered continuing*
* to impose on Kurosawa's kindness.*
**[03:14] Adachi/Id**
*He's just nice to me. He never makes a move.*
**[03:20] Adachi/Id**
*But...*
**[03:21] Adachi**
* I can't let you pay when*
* I'm supposed to be thanking you.*
**[03:26] (Flashback) Adachi**
In any case, I'm sorry!
**[03:34] Adachi**
I'd feel bad about taking advantage
of his feelings when they're genuine.
**[03:40] Adachi**
I can't do it.
**[03:44] Tsuge**
This is why you're unpopular.
**[03:48] Tsuge**
Too earnest, too awkward, too dense.
**[03:54] Adachi**
I have absolutely no idea what to do,
or what I should've done!
**[04:01] Tsuge**
Well, he probably likes that about you.
**[04:09] Tsuge**
Instead of worrying
about what you should do,
**[04:11] Tsuge**
maybe you should think about
how you feel about him.
**[04:18] Adachi**
How I feel?
**[04:21] Tsuge**
And if it's too much trouble, you
could always get him to dislike you.
**[04:25] Adachi**
That's an idea.
**[04:28] Adachi/Id**
* Tsuge is amazing. He's not*
* a romance novelist for nothing.*
**[04:33] Adachi/Id**
*I'm glad I asked for his advice.*
**[04:35] Adachi**
Thanks, Tsuge.
**[04:37] Adachi**
Oh, right. You like taiyaki, don't you?
**[04:40] Adachi**
Have some.
**[04:43] Tsuge/Id**
*Well, that was surprising.*
**[04:46] Tsuge/Id**
* I didn't think this guy I thought*
* was a forever alone virgin*
**[04:49] Tsuge/Id**
*would ask me for romantic advice.*
**[04:53] Tsuge/Id**
*Of course, I'm a virgin, too.*
***SIGN*** Of course,
***SIGN*** I'm a virgin, too
**[05:00] Adachi**
What?
**[05:07] Adachi/Id**
* So a virgin asked another*
* virgin for romantic advice.*
**[05:12] Adachi**
What was the point?!
**[05:21] Tsuge**
* Maybe you should think about*
* how you feel about him.*
**[05:29] Adachi/Id**
*How do I feel about Kurosawa?*
**[05:33] Adachi/Id**
* He's a really good guy.*
* I have fun hanging out with him.*
**[05:38] Adachi/Id**
* Even as another man, I think*
* he's handsome, and he's nice.*
**[05:44] Adachi**
Crap. I can't think of
anything I dislike about him!
**[05:58] Adachi/Id**
*I bet he'd be really nice if we dated.*
**[06:04] Adachi/Id**
*He made me breakfast when I slept over.*
**[06:15] Kurosawa**
Adachi, you've got food on your face.
**[06:27] Adachi**
I can't! No way!
**[06:29] Male Employee C**
Shut up, Adachi.
**[06:33] Adachi**
Sorry.
**[06:38] Kurosawa**
Thank you.
**[06:55] Adachi/Id**
*After how I ran off the other day...*
**[07:02] Adachi/Id**
*how can Kurosawa smile like that?*
**[07:06] Kurosawa**
Thank you for waiting.
**[07:08] Adachi/Id**
*He should be busier than anyone,*
**[07:10] Kurosawa**
We appreciate everything you do for us.
**[07:11] Adachi/Id**
*but he's just so nice.*
**[07:14] Adachi/Id**
*It's depressing.*
**[07:22] Kurosawa**
Could you bring something else?
**[07:23] Fujisaki**
Yes.
**[07:35] Adachi**
Why is she taking away the tea they served?
**[07:39] Kurosawa**
Forgive my lack of experience.
**[07:42] Adachi/Id**
*Kurosawa's in trouble?*
**[07:47] Kurosawa**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[07:48] President**
You don't get it, either.
That's not what this is about!
**[07:54] Female Employee B**
What's going on?
**[07:55] Female Employee C**
Apparently it's Kurosawa-san.
**[07:57] Female Employee B**
What?
**[07:59] Director**
Fujisaki, what's going on with Kurosawa?
**[08:03] Fujisaki**
The client suddenly got upset.
**[08:06] Director**
Did he screw something up?
**[08:08] Male Employee B**
He's the star of the sales department.
He rarely screws up.
**[08:11] Fujisaki**
Kurosawa-san's in a bind
since he doesn't know the reason.
**[08:16] President**
The deal is off!
**[08:20] Kurosawa**
Wait, please.
**[08:22] Female Employee A**
Poor Kurosawa-senpai.
**[08:25] Fujisaki**
Should I serve coffee?
**[08:30] Adachi**
I'll do it.
**[08:34] Adachi**
E-Excuse me.
**[08:40] Kurosawa**
Adachi.
**[08:42] Adachi**
Have some coffee.
**[08:53] Adachi**
I'm sorry.
**[08:56] Adachi**
I'll prepare what we
normally serve right away.
**[08:58] Adachi**
One moment, please.
**[09:14] Kurosawa**
Would it be all right if we
continued our discussion?
**[09:20] President**
Go ahead.
**[09:25] Adachi**
Apparently that company president
has a sweet tooth.
**[09:28] Female Employee A**
What?
**[09:29] Male Employee B**
Huh?!
**[09:30] Adachi**
You wouldn't think it
since he looks so intense...
**[09:38] Adachi**
but he apparently always looks
forward to the shortcake we serve.
**[09:44] Male Employee B**
He was in a foul mood because of some cake?
**[09:48] Male Employee A**
He always eats it with a sour face, so...
**[09:52] Fujisaki**
I thought he didn't like sweets.
**[09:55] Female Employee A**
Either way, he likes them too much.
**[09:59] Director**
I'm impressed you noticed, Adachi!
**[10:02] Adachi**
It was a hunch.
**[10:10] Kurosawa**
Thanks.
**[10:15] Kurosawa**
I'm sorry for making you worry.
**[10:18] All**
Good, good. Back to work.
**[10:26] Kurosawa**
Here are the documents.
**[10:30] Adachi**
Aw, crap.
**[10:31] Adachi**
I'm gonna have to work overtime again!
**[10:36] All**
Cheers!
**[10:39] Kurosawa**
To Adachi, the man of the hour.
**[10:42] All**
Cheers!
**[10:48] Female Employee A**
Kurosawa-senpai, nice work today.
**[10:52] Kurosawa**
It'd been a while since
my head last went blank.
**[10:56] Kurosawa**
You saved my skin, for real.
**[10:59] Adachi**
Uh, sure.
**[11:02] Female Employee B**
Hey, let's play a game.
**[11:03] Female Employee A**
Like what?
**[11:06] Female Employee B**
We've got four men and four women.
**[11:08] Female Employee B**
And disposable chopsticks, too.
**[11:12] Adachi/Id**
* At first, I wondered why I had*
* to get such a stupid power.*
**[11:18] Adachi/Id**
* This is the first time*
* I've been glad to have it.*
**[11:28] Female Employee B**
Who's the king?
**[11:30] All**
Who is it?
**[11:32] Female Employee A**
It's me!
**[11:34] Female Employee A**
Okay, I decree...
**[11:36] Female Employee A**
Number three and number eight must kiss!
**[11:43] Kurosawa**
I'm number three.
**[11:47] Male Employee B**
Who's eight?
**[11:48] Female Employee A**
Who is it?
**[11:49] Both**
Who?
**[11:56] Adachi**
What? It's me?
**[12:03] All**
Kiss, kiss!
**[12:05] Adachi/Id**
*This is my first kiss!*
**[12:08] Adachi/Id**
* I can't believe it's going*
* to be with Kurosawa.*
**[12:13] Kurosawa**
Haven't you all had too much to drink?
**[12:16] Adachi/Id**
*He's so composed. Damn this stud.*
**[12:20] Female Employee A**
The king's decree must be obeyed!
**[12:23] All**
It must!
**[12:26] All**
Kiss! Kiss!
**[12:35] Kurosawa**
It's just a game. Let's get it over with.
**[12:38] Adadchi**
What?
**[13:00] Kurosawa**
Okay, done.
**[13:03] Female Employee A**
Aw, what?
**[13:04] Male Employee B**
The forehead?
**[13:06] Female Employee A**
That's no fun.
**[13:08] Kurosawa**
Come on. You can't make people kiss
in King's Game these days.
**[13:14] Kurosawa**
I'm going to make a quick call.
**[13:21] Kurosawa/Id**
*Sorry.*
**[13:24] Adachi/Id**
*Kurosawa.*
**[13:50] Adachi**
There you are. Kurosawa?
**[13:54] Kurosawa**
Yeah?
**[13:57] Adachi**
Um, are you okay?
**[14:04] Kurosawa**
Yeah. Just drank too much, I think.
**[14:12] Kurosawa**
Thanks.
**[14:22] Kurosawa**
Anyway, they took that game
too far, didn't they?
**[14:27] Kurosawa/Id**
*I thought I'd gotten lucky, but...*
**[14:31] Kurosawa**
Making two men kiss, and all.
**[14:37] Kurosawa/Id**
* Considering how stiff he got,*
* he must not be into men.*
**[14:43] Kurosawa**
Nobody wants to do that, right?
**[14:47] Kurosawa/Id**
*I'm sorry, Adachi...*
**[14:51] Kurosawa/Id**
*for falling in love with you.*
**[14:56] Kurosawa/Id**
*Sorry.*
**[15:02] Adachi**
I didn't mind.
**[15:07] Adachi**
It didn't bother me.
**[15:13] Adachi/Id**
*It surprised me, too,*
**[15:16] Adachi/Id**
*but I didn't mind it.*
**[15:21] Adachi**
I've actually never kissed anyone.
**[15:24] Kurosawa**
What?
**[15:25] Adachi**
Don't laugh.
**[15:29] Adachi**
No, really. As you can see,
I'm not very popular.
**[15:35] Adachi**
I don't have any real romantic experience.
**[15:40] Adachi**
So I was just really nervous...
or scared, I guess.
**[15:48] Adachi/Id**
*What am I saying?*
**[15:52] Adachi/Id**
* Now that I've said that,*
* there's no turning back, but...*
**[15:59] Adachi**
So, um...
**[16:02] Adachi**
It's not that I hated it, or anything.
**[16:21] Kurosawa**
Do you understand what that means?
**[16:34] Adachi/Id**
*What that means?*
**[16:38] Adachi/Id**
*Ever since Tsuge mentioned it,*
**[16:40] Adachi/Id**
* I've been thinking about*
* how I feel about Kurosawa.*
**[16:49] Adachi/Id**
*My desire to help Kurosawa,*
**[16:54] Adachi/Id**
*being unbothered by that,*
**[16:57] Adachi/Id**
* and not wanting to see him sad*
* were all real, so...*
**[17:11] Adachi/Id**
* When I gained the ability to read people's*
* minds, I wondered why it had to be this...*
**[17:21] Adachi/Id**
* but after touching Kurosawa's*
* heart over and over...*
**[17:25] Adachi/Id**
* for the first time, I want to*
* get to know him better.*
**[17:39] Adachi**
Kurosawa.
**[17:41] Kurosawa**
Adachi, I...
**[17:51] Female Employee A**
There you guys are!
**[17:53] Female Employee A**
Kurosawa-senpai!
**[17:58] Male Employee B**
What are you two doing?
**[18:01] Adachi**
Nothing.
**[18:03] Fujisaki**
Seems like we're winding down.
**[18:05] Male Employee B**
Let's go pay the bill!
**[18:08] Kurosawa**
Sure.
**[18:11] Male Employee B**
Did you sober up?
**[18:12] Female Employee A**
Let's go to another place!
**[18:15] Male Employee B**
Are you for real?
**[18:20] Adachi/Id**
*I wonder what he was about to say.*
**[18:25] (Flashback) Kurosawa**
Adachi, I...
**[18:28] Adachi/Id**
* I'm sort of relieved*
* I didn't get to touch him.*
**[18:33] Kurosawa**
Adachi, will you make your last train?
**[18:36] Adachi/Id**
*But I also kind of want to know.*
**[18:39] Adachi**
Oh, I should make it if I hurry.
**[18:44] Kurosawa**
It's fine. Stay at my place again.
**[18:48] Adachi**
What?
**[18:50] Kurosawa/Id**
*I'm not letting him leave tonight.*
**[18:54] Adachi**
I...
**[18:55] Adachi**
I'll go home!
**[18:59] Adachi**
I'm going home!
***SIGN*** Adachi
***SIGN*** Adachi
***SIGN*** I think I might have gotten ahead of myself
**[19:06] Tsuge**
What happened?
**[19:10] Tsuge**
Guess I'll ask next time I see him.
**[19:20] Fujisaki**
This is Toyokawa's Sales Department.
**[19:23] Fujisaki**
We appreciate everything you do for us.
**[19:24] Male Employee C**
Adachi, did you finish that contract
we're sending to the Albireo Company?
**[19:29] Adachi**
Yes. I'll send it right now.
**[19:33] Fujisaki**
One moment, please.
**[19:35] Fujisaki**
Kurosawa-san, you have a call
from Naganuma Trading.
**[19:40] Kurosawa**
Thank you for waiting.
**[19:43] Kurosawa**
Yes. This is about the matter we
discussed last week, isn't it? Yes.
**[19:50] Adachi/Id**
*A lot happened last night.*
**[19:59] (Flashback) Adachi**
When I said I didn't mind, I meant being kissed
on the forehead instead of the mouth!
**[20:13] Adachi/Id**
*Today is shockingly normal.*
**[20:17] Adachi/Id**
*He's acting just like he always does,*
**[20:21] Adachi/Id**
*but what's Kurosawa thinking?*
**[20:26] Adachi/Id**
*I'm dying over here.*
**[20:29] Kurosawa**
Adachi?
**[20:31] Adachi**
Y-Yeah?
**[20:34] Kurosawa**
Could you show me the files for Albireo?
**[20:37] Adachi**
Sure. I was just about to print it out.
**[20:52] Kurosawa/Id**
* Yesterday, I was glad to hear he*
* doesn't dislike me, but I rushed things.*
**[21:02] Kurosawa/Id**
* I don't want to bother him,*
* so I'll act normal at the office.*
**[21:09] Adachi/Id**
*Kurosawa...*
**[21:10] Adachi/Id**
* I never know how to respond,*
* but he really is too good for me.*
**[21:19] Kurosawa**
Thanks.
**[21:22] Kurosawa**
Oh, not that.
**[21:26] Kurosawa/Id**
* He said he doesn't have*
* any romantic experience.*
**[21:31] Kurosawa/Id**
* I'll take my time making*
* sure he falls for me.*
***SIGN*** I'll take my time making sure he falls for me
***SIGN*** I'll take my time making sure he falls for me
**[21:42] Kurosawa**
This.
**[21:49] Adachi/Id**
*What a terrifyingly persistent stud.*
**[23:25] Adachi**
*I want to get to know Kurosawa better.*
**[23:28] Kurosawa**
* I'll take my time making*
* sure he falls for me.*
**[23:32] Adachi**
*I didn't want to know that!*
**[23:35] Adachi**
*While screaming internally...*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Episode 3
**[23:37] Adachi**
*Next time: Episode 3.*