E2 - Demon God

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[00:07] Fb
    The winner, Akira Shiroyanagi!
[00:14] Fb
    I made it through that one.
[00:16] Fb
    But there's a lot about this
    ability I still need to test.
[00:21] Fb
    The game's just getting started.
[00:25] Mion
    That's the sophist I know.
[00:29] Mion
    It all went just as he planned it.
[00:32] Mion
    Isn't that right, Akira?
[00:35] Mion
    After all, your ability is...
SIGN    Your
SIGN    <<Sophist>>
    
    Mr. Akira Shiroyanagi
    
    Your ability is
    "whatever the other person thinks your ability is."
[00:44] Mion
    Whatever the other person
    thinks your ability is.
[00:49] Mion
    In order to use an ability, you had
    to make your opponent picture it.
[00:55] Aki
    But if I just describe
    an ability off the bat,
[00:59] Aki
    an opponent is unlikely
    to really believe me.
[01:01] Mion
    So he had to create circumstances where
    the opponent would ask about it.
[01:06] Aki
    If I leave any room for doubt, I'm finished.
[01:08] Aki
    I have only one chance to convince him.
[01:12] Mion
    He convinced him it might
    be a dangerous ability.
[01:15] Aki
    And the moment he attacked...
[01:17] Mion
    ...he spoke the words.
[01:18] Aki
    With no time to wonder...
[01:19] Mion
    ...the image entered his mind.
[01:21] Aki
    To concisely...
[01:21] Mion
    ...effortlessly...
[01:22] Aki
    ...and precisely...
[01:24] Both
    ...put an image into someone's mind!
[01:24] Both
    put an image into someone's mind!
[01:27] (Flashback) Fb
    My ability...
[01:28] Mion
    Sophist.
[01:29] Fb
    The "turn your hand into a cannon" ability!
[01:32] Aki
    The "whatever the other person thinks
    your ability is" ability.
SIGN    Time Until
SIGN    Episode 2 "Demon God"
[03:27] Yuu
    I have to get home.
[03:32] (Flashback) A
    Don't you have work today, Yuuri?
[03:35] (Flashback) Yuu
    No shifts today.
[03:37] (Flashback) B
    Wanna hang out, then?
[03:39] (Flashback) Yuu
    No money.
[03:40] (Flashback) B
    Huh? You're working so hard you're
    even skipping school sometimes!
[03:43] (Flashback) Yuu
    I'm saving up.
[03:44] (Flashback) A
    Look! A puppy!
[03:47] (Flashback) Both
    So cute!
[03:47] Both
    And so friendly!
[03:50] (Flashback) A
    Come pet it with us, Yuuri!
[04:05] (Flashback) B
    Cheer up, Yuuri!
[04:07] (Flashback) B
    It just happened to bark, is all.
[04:08] (Flashback) A
    Just random chance!
[04:10] (Flashback) Yuu
    Don't talk to me about "it just
    happened" and "random chance."
[04:14] Yuu
    I hate "random chance."
[04:17] Yuu
    Back then, too...
[04:20] Yuu
    Watching everyone else walk
    by like they didn't see it...
[04:23] Yuu
    It just really pissed me off.
[04:28] Yuu
    I didn't give it a second thought.
[04:30] Yuu
    But he turned out to be a stalker perv,
[04:34] Yuu
    and he started following me everywhere...
[04:39] (Flashback) Pri
    We meet again, Yuuri!
[04:42] Pri
    I've missed you, Yuuri!
[04:44] Pri
    Yuuri!
[04:45] Pri
    Yuuri!
[04:46] Pri
    Yuuri!
[04:49] Yuu
    It's enough to steal a person's
    ability to trust anyone.
[04:55] (Flashback) Yuu
    I'm back.
[04:56] (Flashback) Mi
    Yuuri!
[04:58] (Flashback) Mi
    There's someone I want you to meet.
[05:00] (Flashback) Man
    Is this the famous daughter?
[05:04] (Flashback) Mi
    Isn't he wonderful?
[05:06] (Flashback) Mi
    We just happened to meet at a bar.
[05:08] (Flashback) Man
    It felt like destiny, though.
[05:10] Yuu
    Not again.
[05:10] Man
    I never see women as hot as her there.
[05:12] Yuu
    The men mom "just happens" to bring
    home from bars are all the same.
[05:17] Yuu
    I despise them.
[05:18] (Flashback) Man
    How can you have such a
    grown-up daughter, Minako?
[05:21] (Flashback) Man
    You've got to be way too young.
[05:24] (Flashback) Mi
    Oh, you sweet-talker!
[05:26] (Flashback) Mi
    Oh, Yuuri?
[05:28] (Flashback) Mi
    He's got a kid, too.
[05:30] (Flashback) Mi
    She's a girl, like you.
[05:32] (Flashback) Mi
    You'll look after her now
    and again, won't you?
[05:35] Man
    Hey, what a great idea!
[05:36] Yuu
    Because her boyfriend
    "just happened" to have a daughter,
[05:39] Yuu
    they want me to take care of her?
[05:41] Yuu
    Give me a break.
[05:44] Yuu
    I'm so sick of it.
[05:47] Yuu
    That day, too...
SIGN    Find your NEW LIFE here!!
    Leave your housing needs to Satou Real Estate!
[05:55] (Flashback) Yuu
    Him?!
[05:58] Yuu
    If I hadn't "just happened" to see
    him on that building's roof...
[06:01] (Flashback) Yuu
    Hey! What's wrong with you?!
[06:05] (Flashback) Pri
    Incredible...
[06:07] (Flashback) Pri
    How did you know I was here?
[06:10] (Flashback) Pri
    We really are connected by
    an invisible thread, Yuuri!
[06:15] (Flashback) Yuu
    Stop being stupid and get over
    here, you stalker creep!
[06:20] (Flashback) Yuu
    I don't give a crap if you kill yourself,
[06:21] (Flashback) Yuu
    but have the decency to do it
    somewhere I won't have to care!
[06:24] (Flashback) Pri
    I won't go...
[06:25] (Flashback) Pri
    If you won't return my feelings,
     I'd rather die!
[06:29] (Flashback) Yuu
    Oh, for the love of...
[06:30] (Flashback) Yuu
    Why is this happening?
[06:33] (Flashback) Yuu
    Come on! Just take my hand!
[06:37] (Flashback) Yuu
    I've got better things
    to be doing, you know!
[06:40] (Flashback) Pri
    I knew it...
[06:42] (Flashback) Pri
    You can't really abandon me!
[06:45] (Flashback) Pri
    It's like that first time we just
    happened to meet, and you saved me.
[06:51] (Flashback) Yuu
    Give me a break, you stupid little—
[07:00] (Flashback) Yuu
    No way.
[07:02] (Flashback) Yuu
    This can't be—
SIGN    Time Until
[07:13] Yuu
    I was half-sure I'd wake up in my old room,
[07:16] Yuu
    to realize that disgusting
    lovers' suicide,
[07:19] Yuu
    and the bizarre woman with the arm cannon,
[07:21] Yuu
    were all part of some
    kind of weird dream.
[07:24] Yuu
    Then I'd just go about my day, and...
[07:27] Yuu
    I have to get home. Home...
[07:32] Yuu
    There's not even a doorknob?!
[07:35] Yuu
    I'm a total freaking prisoner!
[07:37] Yuu
    Why is this happening to me?
[07:40] (Flashback) Fb
    We chose you...
[07:42] (Flashback) Fb
    entirely at random.
[07:45] Yuu
    "Just happened" to choose me, huh?
[07:47] Yuu
    How funny.
[07:49] Yuu
    Actually, it's not funny at all!
[07:53] Yuu
    Give me a break!
[07:54] Yuu
    You can't lock me up based on random chance!
[07:58] Yuu
    Let me out! Let me out!
[08:00] Yuu
    Let me go home!
[08:06] Yuu
    I really have to... get home.
[08:13] Mion
    Isn't she interesting?
[08:14] Mion
    A very strong candidate!
[08:16] Mion
    What's her ability?
[08:18] Yang
    Well, her name is Yuuri Amagake.
[08:21] Yang
    Her ability is...
[08:24] Mion
    This ability with that personality?
[08:28] Mion
    This might be quite interesting indeed.
[08:33] Yuu
    That's right... I've got one of
    those ability things too, right?
[08:45] Yuu
    What in the world?
[08:47] Yuu
    What does that mean?
[08:48] Yuu
    How am I supposed to test it?
[09:06] Yuu
    No freaking way.
[09:08] Yuu
    Wow...
[09:11] Yuu
    I wonder...
[09:13] Mion
    How very predictable!
[09:18] Yuu
    Oh, come on!
[09:19] Yuu
    This stupid ability is totally useless!
[09:23] Yang
    I hope she didn't think we'd give her
    an ability that would let her escape.
[09:32] Yuu
    This is always how it is for me.
[09:34] Yuu
    Nothing ever goes my way.
[09:38] (Flashback) Yuu
    I'm back!
[09:42] Yuu
    My secret stash is almost to
    its goal, one million yen.
[09:47] Yuu
    Almost enough to ditch this place
    and make a life on my own.
[09:53] (Flashback) Yuu
    Who's there?
[09:58] (Flashback) Rir
    Riria...
[10:00] Yuu
    Oh, Mom's new boyfriend's kid.
[10:04] (Flashback) Rir
    Um... they told me to stay here with you.
[10:08] (Flashback) Yuu
    Oh, yeah?
[10:09] (Flashback) Yuu
    When'd they go out?
[10:11] (Flashback) Rir
    Dunno. This morning.
[10:13] (Flashback) Yuu
    This morning?
[10:15] (Flashback) Yuu
    What did you have for breakfast?
[10:28] (Flashback) Yuu
    Hey, c'mon. Take it easy there!
[10:41] (Flashback) Rir
    Th-Thank you very much.
[10:43] (Flashback) Yuu
    You've got good manners
    for such a little kid.
[10:46] (Flashback) Rir
    And you're a really good cook.
[10:48] (Flashback) Yuu
    You think so?
[10:49] (Flashback) Yuu
    I've been cooking since
    I was little and all.
[10:52] (Flashback) Yuu
    I dunno when the old m—
    when your dad will be back,
[10:56] (Flashback) Yuu
    so let's get you a bath.
[11:04] (Flashback) Yuu
    Want to go in together?
[11:10] Yuu
    I ended up looking after her after all.
[11:12] Yuu
    What's wrong with me?
[11:14] Yuu
    Well, they'll break up soon enough.
[11:17] Yuu
    I can tolerate it until then.
[11:38] (Flashback) Rir
    I'm... sorry.
[11:50] Yuu
    What in the world...
[11:52] Yuu
    Why does this always happen?
[11:57] (Flashback) Yuu
    Mama! Mama!
[11:59] (Flashback) Yuu
    Don't cry!
[12:01] (Flashback) Yuu
    You still have me!
[12:04] (Flashback) Mi
    Of course I do, Yuuri.
[12:06] (Flashback) Mi
    I have you.
[12:10] (Flashback) Mi
    And because I had you...
[12:12] (Flashback) Mi
    Because I just happened to
    have you with that man...
[12:16] (Flashback) Mi
    My entire life was ruined!
[12:23] Nar
    The one-on-one pairings are decided.
[12:28] Yuu
    For so long, I wanted nothing more
    than to escape that house.
[12:32] Yuu
    But now...
[12:56] Kir
    It was Yuuri, wasn't it?
[13:01] Kir
    At first, I cursed my fate, thinking
    I'd been cast into hell.
[13:05] Kir
    But you've given me reason to hope.
[13:13] Kir
    I can smell you from here.
[13:16] Kir
    That smell tells me...
[13:19] Kir
    You're a virgin, aren't you, Yuuri?
[13:21] Yuu
    Wh-Who the hell is this guy?
[13:24] Kir
    Am I right?
[13:26] Kir
    I almost didn't believe it,
[13:28] Kir
    but they really have given me
    the most wonderful ability.
SIGN    <<Perfumer>>
    
    Mr. Kazuto Kiryu
    
    Your ability is
    "The ability to identify the other person's condition by scent."
[13:32] Kir
    I just love how teenage girls smell.
[13:36] Kir
    I always got a noseful when
    I was paying for escorts.
[13:39] Kir
    Well, how'd I do?
[13:41] Kir
    Was my guess right? Or wrong?
[13:45] Yuu
    Shut the hell up, you old perv!
[13:47] Yuu
    One step closer, and I'll
    beat the shit out of you!
[13:51] Kir
    Oh, I'm counting on it!
[13:54] Kir
    I can't get off without a
    little show of resistance first!
[13:59] Yuu
    I told you to stay the hell back!
[14:12] Kir
    What a blessing.
[14:17] Kir
    You've got amazing balance
    and reflexes, Yuuri.
[14:21] Kir
    Surprising, given all that
    weight you've got up top.
[14:23] Kir
    I love it. Totally my fetish.
[14:27] Kir
    I'm really excited now.
[14:29] Yuu
    Same here.
SIGN    Blustering
SIGN    Anxious
[14:31] Yuu
    Knowing you're the kind of perv
    who preys on little girls
SIGN    Loathing
SIGN    Shaken
[14:34] Yuu
    means I can beat the shit out
    of you with a clean conscience.
SIGN    Gross
[14:36] Kir
    Bluster is a lovely shade on you.
SIGN    Fear
SIGN    Disgust
SIGN    Blustering
SIGN    Gross
[14:45] Yuu
    Wh-What the hell are you doing?!
[14:48] Kir
    There are no laws here.
[14:50] Kir
    I can dress however I want!
[14:53] Yuu
    This guy is a total freaking degenerate...
SIGN    Dismayed
SIGN    Shaken
SIGN    Confused
[15:01] Yuu
    Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!
[15:06] Kir
    Gotcha now, dearie!
[15:09] Kir
    Struggling won't save you.
[15:15] Kir
    What a lovely smell.
[15:17] Kir
    You're delicious in your terror as well.
[15:20] Kir
    Tell me more about yourself.
[15:23] Kir
    Let me take control!
[15:25] Yuu
    Let me... go...
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Disgust
[15:28] Kir
    Holding you like this really
    takes me back... to that day.
[15:33] (Flashback) Jk
    You do this kind of thing a lot, mister?
[15:38] (Flashback) Kir
    I guess so.
[15:39] (Flashback) Kir
    It's kind of rejuvenating, you know?
[15:42] (Flashback) Jk
    Did I rejuvenate you, too?
SIGN    Satou Trading Co.
[15:44] (Flashback) Kir
    Oh, absolutely.
[15:46] (Flashback) Jk
    This is a pretty big and
    famous company, huh?
[15:49] (Flashback) Jk
    So you're a big wheel there, huh?
[15:54] (Flashback) Kir
    Oh... hardly.
[16:00] (Flashback) Jk
    Two hundred thousand yen, please.
[16:02] (Flashback) Kir
    That's not exactly what we agreed on...
[16:05] (Flashback) Jk
    I'm sure you can afford it.
[16:07] (Flashback) Jk
    If you don't have it on you,
[16:09] (Flashback) Jk
    I can come by your office
    to pick it up later.
[16:12] Kir
    She thinks she can threaten me?
[16:15] Kir
    The little brat is threatening me?!
[16:17] Kir
    Don't be absurd!
[16:19] Kir
    I'm the one in control here!
[16:36] Kir
    The trembling wouldn't stop.
[16:42] Kir
    The ecstasy of that first time...
[16:45] Kir
    I've been addicted to it ever since.
[16:48] Kir
    I started working out
[16:50] Kir
    so I could "take control" of all
    the teenage girls I paid for.
[16:54] Kir
    When they brought me here, I worried
    I might not get to do it anymore.
[16:59] Kir
    But my first battle just
    happened to be a teenage girl!
[17:03] Kir
    What a marvelous stroke of random chance!
[17:08] (Flashback) Fb
    We chose you...
[17:10] (Flashback) Fb
    entirely at random.
[17:12] (Flashback) Fb
    It just happened to bark is all.
[17:13] (Flashback) Fb
    Just random chance!
[17:15] (Flashback) Fb
    Like that first time we just happened
    to meet, and you saved me.
[17:19] (Flashback) Fb
    We just happened to meet at a bar.
[17:22] (Flashback) Fb
    Because I just happened to
    have you with that man...
[17:27] (Flashback) Fb
    My entire life was ruined!
[17:32] Yu
    Riria...
[17:36] Yu
    Don't talk to me... about random chance!
[17:41] Yu
    All of you people...
[17:43] Yu
    How can you be so content
[17:44] Yu
    with harming those weaker than you?
[17:48] Kir
    What... What the...
[17:51] Yu
    If you won't sympathize
    with our pain, then...
[17:54] Yu
    I'll force it on you!
[18:01] Kir
    What in the world?
SIGN    Rage
SIGN    Hatred
SIGN    Loathing
[18:03] Kir
    Y-You're supposed to fear me!
[18:05] Kir
    I'm supposed to be the one in control!
[18:13] Kir
    Sh-She disappeared...
[18:16] Yuu
    Die, you stupid piece of shit!
[18:28] Yuu
    "Random chance"... and stupid assholes.
[18:32] Yuu
    I'm so sick of them all!
SIGN    Demon God
    
    Ms. Yuuri Amagake
    
    Your ability is
    "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities."
[18:36] Mion
    Ms. Yuuri Amagake.
[18:38] Mion
    Your ability is "the ability to
    quintuple your physical abilities."
SIGN    Demon God
    
    Ms. Yuuri Amagake
    
    Your ability is
    "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities."
[18:44] Yuu
    I'll bust my way through
    every act of random chance!
[18:49] Ann
    The winner, Yuuri Amagake!
[18:53] Yang
    How could she move like that?
[18:57] Yang
    That ability...
[18:58] Yang
    It should be hard for her to
    even walk with it at first.
[19:02] Yang
    The situational stress made
    her unleash it instinctively.
[19:06] Yang
    Miss Mion was right.
[19:08] Yang
    A straightforward disposition and an
    ability that relies on instinct...
[19:13] Yang
    Yuuri Amagake...
[19:15] Yang
    Could she be a prodigy?
[19:17] Yuu
    Riria...
[19:22] Yuu
    I'll get home.
[19:24] Yuu
    I'll get home to you, Riria.
[19:27] Yuu
    And no one's going to stop me!
[19:38] Aki
    "I'll use this ability to crush you all."
[19:43] Aki
    I keep thinking that,
[19:46] Aki
    but they don't seem to react at all,
[19:49] Aki
    which suggests their organization
    can't read my mind.
[19:53] Aki
    It's also possible that they can,
    and they're leaving me at large anyway.
[19:59] Aki
    But if they're trying to size me up,
[20:02] Aki
    I'll be happy to show them
    what I'm capable of.
[20:06] Aki
    That ability really is amazing.
[20:09] Aki
    It can track what another person is thinking,
[20:11] Aki
    and make that reality.
[20:14] Aki
    I don't feel particularly
    tired out by it, either.
[20:17] Aki
    Where does the power for it come from?
[20:19] Mion
    Where do you think?
[20:25] Mion
    From lifespan, of course!
[20:27] Mion
    The power source is someone's life.
[20:31] Mion
    So every time you use an ability,
[20:33] Mion
    someone on the other side of Earth dies!
[20:39] Mion
    Just kidding!
[20:45] Guide
    It's time.
[20:50] Aki
    They called that the first program.
[20:53] Aki
    Which means it won't all be one-on-one.
[20:56] Aki
    What's the next program, then?
[21:01] Guide
    Go inside.
[21:21] Aki
    You?
[21:23] Ann
    I will now explain the second program!
[21:27] Ann
    Five-on-five team battles!
[21:29] Ann
    The program will commence in two hours!
[21:31] Aki
    Team battles?
SIGN    Demon God
    
    Ms. Yuuri Amagake
    
    Your ability is
    "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities."
SIGN    Mion and Yang's
     Next Episode Preview
[23:10] Both
    Mion and Yang's Next Episode Preview!
[23:12] Yang
    Did you enjoy our second episode?
[23:14] Mion
    We'll have lots of battles next episode, too!
[23:16] Yang
    Yes! And lots of new abilities on display!
[23:18] Mion
    I can't wait!
[23:19] Mion
    And Ojamajo Mion's apprentice training
    continues with a grand adventure!
[23:23] Yang
    No adventure!
[23:24] Yang
    Are you still on that?
[23:25] Mion
    Then she'll use the Cat Breathing training
    she's learned to destroy the hated Yang!
[23:28] Yang
    You will not! Stop it!
[23:30] Yang
    And I thought you were the witch!
[23:31] Mion
    Well, I didn't have much
    screen time this episode!
[23:33] Mion
    I need a little spotlight!
[23:35] Yang
    We'll see you for episode 3!
[23:37] Mion
    Cat Breathing!