E2 - Demon God Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Fb     The winner, Akira Shiroyanagi! [00:14] Fb     I made it through that one. [00:16] Fb     But there's a lot about this     ability I still need to test. [00:21] Fb     The game's just getting started. [00:25] Mion     That's the sophist I know. [00:29] Mion     It all went just as he planned it. [00:32] Mion     Isn't that right, Akira? [00:35] Mion     After all, your ability is... SIGN    Your SIGN    <>          Mr. Akira Shiroyanagi          Your ability is     "whatever the other person thinks your ability is." [00:44] Mion     Whatever the other person     thinks your ability is. [00:49] Mion     In order to use an ability, you had     to make your opponent picture it. [00:55] Aki     But if I just describe     an ability off the bat, [00:59] Aki     an opponent is unlikely     to really believe me. [01:01] Mion     So he had to create circumstances where     the opponent would ask about it. [01:06] Aki     If I leave any room for doubt, I'm finished. [01:08] Aki     I have only one chance to convince him. [01:12] Mion     He convinced him it might     be a dangerous ability. [01:15] Aki     And the moment he attacked... [01:17] Mion     ...he spoke the words. [01:18] Aki     With no time to wonder... [01:19] Mion     ...the image entered his mind. [01:21] Aki     To concisely... [01:21] Mion     ...effortlessly... [01:22] Aki     ...and precisely... [01:24] Both     ...put an image into someone's mind! [01:24] Both     put an image into someone's mind! [01:27] (Flashback) Fb     My ability... [01:28] Mion     Sophist. [01:29] Fb     The "turn your hand into a cannon" ability! [01:32] Aki     The "whatever the other person thinks     your ability is" ability. SIGN    Time Until SIGN    Episode 2 "Demon God" [03:27] Yuu     I have to get home. [03:32] (Flashback) A     Don't you have work today, Yuuri? [03:35] (Flashback) Yuu     No shifts today. [03:37] (Flashback) B     Wanna hang out, then? [03:39] (Flashback) Yuu     No money. [03:40] (Flashback) B     Huh? You're working so hard you're     even skipping school sometimes! [03:43] (Flashback) Yuu     I'm saving up. [03:44] (Flashback) A     Look! A puppy! [03:47] (Flashback) Both     So cute! [03:47] Both     And so friendly! [03:50] (Flashback) A     Come pet it with us, Yuuri! [04:05] (Flashback) B     Cheer up, Yuuri! [04:07] (Flashback) B     It just happened to bark, is all. [04:08] (Flashback) A     Just random chance! [04:10] (Flashback) Yuu     Don't talk to me about "it just     happened" and "random chance." [04:14] Yuu     I hate "random chance." [04:17] Yuu     Back then, too... [04:20] Yuu     Watching everyone else walk     by like they didn't see it... [04:23] Yuu     It just really pissed me off. [04:28] Yuu     I didn't give it a second thought. [04:30] Yuu     But he turned out to be a stalker perv, [04:34] Yuu     and he started following me everywhere... [04:39] (Flashback) Pri     We meet again, Yuuri! [04:42] Pri     I've missed you, Yuuri! [04:44] Pri     Yuuri! [04:45] Pri     Yuuri! [04:46] Pri     Yuuri! [04:49] Yuu     It's enough to steal a person's     ability to trust anyone. [04:55] (Flashback) Yuu     I'm back. [04:56] (Flashback) Mi     Yuuri! [04:58] (Flashback) Mi     There's someone I want you to meet. [05:00] (Flashback) Man     Is this the famous daughter? [05:04] (Flashback) Mi     Isn't he wonderful? [05:06] (Flashback) Mi     We just happened to meet at a bar. [05:08] (Flashback) Man     It felt like destiny, though. [05:10] Yuu     Not again. [05:10] Man     I never see women as hot as her there. [05:12] Yuu     The men mom "just happens" to bring     home from bars are all the same. [05:17] Yuu     I despise them. [05:18] (Flashback) Man     How can you have such a     grown-up daughter, Minako? [05:21] (Flashback) Man     You've got to be way too young. [05:24] (Flashback) Mi     Oh, you sweet-talker! [05:26] (Flashback) Mi     Oh, Yuuri? [05:28] (Flashback) Mi     He's got a kid, too. [05:30] (Flashback) Mi     She's a girl, like you. [05:32] (Flashback) Mi     You'll look after her now     and again, won't you? [05:35] Man     Hey, what a great idea! [05:36] Yuu     Because her boyfriend     "just happened" to have a daughter, [05:39] Yuu     they want me to take care of her? [05:41] Yuu     Give me a break. [05:44] Yuu     I'm so sick of it. [05:47] Yuu     That day, too... SIGN    Find your NEW LIFE here!!     Leave your housing needs to Satou Real Estate! [05:55] (Flashback) Yuu     Him?! [05:58] Yuu     If I hadn't "just happened" to see     him on that building's roof... [06:01] (Flashback) Yuu     Hey! What's wrong with you?! [06:05] (Flashback) Pri     Incredible... [06:07] (Flashback) Pri     How did you know I was here? [06:10] (Flashback) Pri     We really are connected by     an invisible thread, Yuuri! [06:15] (Flashback) Yuu     Stop being stupid and get over     here, you stalker creep! [06:20] (Flashback) Yuu     I don't give a crap if you kill yourself, [06:21] (Flashback) Yuu     but have the decency to do it     somewhere I won't have to care! [06:24] (Flashback) Pri     I won't go... [06:25] (Flashback) Pri     If you won't return my feelings,      I'd rather die! [06:29] (Flashback) Yuu     Oh, for the love of... [06:30] (Flashback) Yuu     Why is this happening? [06:33] (Flashback) Yuu     Come on! Just take my hand! [06:37] (Flashback) Yuu     I've got better things     to be doing, you know! [06:40] (Flashback) Pri     I knew it... [06:42] (Flashback) Pri     You can't really abandon me! [06:45] (Flashback) Pri     It's like that first time we just     happened to meet, and you saved me. [06:51] (Flashback) Yuu     Give me a break, you stupid little— [07:00] (Flashback) Yuu     No way. [07:02] (Flashback) Yuu     This can't be— SIGN    Time Until [07:13] Yuu     I was half-sure I'd wake up in my old room, [07:16] Yuu     to realize that disgusting     lovers' suicide, [07:19] Yuu     and the bizarre woman with the arm cannon, [07:21] Yuu     were all part of some     kind of weird dream. [07:24] Yuu     Then I'd just go about my day, and... [07:27] Yuu     I have to get home. Home... [07:32] Yuu     There's not even a doorknob?! [07:35] Yuu     I'm a total freaking prisoner! [07:37] Yuu     Why is this happening to me? [07:40] (Flashback) Fb     We chose you... [07:42] (Flashback) Fb     entirely at random. [07:45] Yuu     "Just happened" to choose me, huh? [07:47] Yuu     How funny. [07:49] Yuu     Actually, it's not funny at all! [07:53] Yuu     Give me a break! [07:54] Yuu     You can't lock me up based on random chance! [07:58] Yuu     Let me out! Let me out! [08:00] Yuu     Let me go home! [08:06] Yuu     I really have to... get home. [08:13] Mion     Isn't she interesting? [08:14] Mion     A very strong candidate! [08:16] Mion     What's her ability? [08:18] Yang     Well, her name is Yuuri Amagake. [08:21] Yang     Her ability is... [08:24] Mion     This ability with that personality? [08:28] Mion     This might be quite interesting indeed. [08:33] Yuu     That's right... I've got one of     those ability things too, right? [08:45] Yuu     What in the world? [08:47] Yuu     What does that mean? [08:48] Yuu     How am I supposed to test it? [09:06] Yuu     No freaking way. [09:08] Yuu     Wow... [09:11] Yuu     I wonder... [09:13] Mion     How very predictable! [09:18] Yuu     Oh, come on! [09:19] Yuu     This stupid ability is totally useless! [09:23] Yang     I hope she didn't think we'd give her     an ability that would let her escape. [09:32] Yuu     This is always how it is for me. [09:34] Yuu     Nothing ever goes my way. [09:38] (Flashback) Yuu     I'm back! [09:42] Yuu     My secret stash is almost to     its goal, one million yen. [09:47] Yuu     Almost enough to ditch this place     and make a life on my own. [09:53] (Flashback) Yuu     Who's there? [09:58] (Flashback) Rir     Riria... [10:00] Yuu     Oh, Mom's new boyfriend's kid. [10:04] (Flashback) Rir     Um... they told me to stay here with you. [10:08] (Flashback) Yuu     Oh, yeah? [10:09] (Flashback) Yuu     When'd they go out? [10:11] (Flashback) Rir     Dunno. This morning. [10:13] (Flashback) Yuu     This morning? [10:15] (Flashback) Yuu     What did you have for breakfast? [10:28] (Flashback) Yuu     Hey, c'mon. Take it easy there! [10:41] (Flashback) Rir     Th-Thank you very much. [10:43] (Flashback) Yuu     You've got good manners     for such a little kid. [10:46] (Flashback) Rir     And you're a really good cook. [10:48] (Flashback) Yuu     You think so? [10:49] (Flashback) Yuu     I've been cooking since     I was little and all. [10:52] (Flashback) Yuu     I dunno when the old m—     when your dad will be back, [10:56] (Flashback) Yuu     so let's get you a bath. [11:04] (Flashback) Yuu     Want to go in together? [11:10] Yuu     I ended up looking after her after all. [11:12] Yuu     What's wrong with me? [11:14] Yuu     Well, they'll break up soon enough. [11:17] Yuu     I can tolerate it until then. [11:38] (Flashback) Rir     I'm... sorry. [11:50] Yuu     What in the world... [11:52] Yuu     Why does this always happen? [11:57] (Flashback) Yuu     Mama! Mama! [11:59] (Flashback) Yuu     Don't cry! [12:01] (Flashback) Yuu     You still have me! [12:04] (Flashback) Mi     Of course I do, Yuuri. [12:06] (Flashback) Mi     I have you. [12:10] (Flashback) Mi     And because I had you... [12:12] (Flashback) Mi     Because I just happened to     have you with that man... [12:16] (Flashback) Mi     My entire life was ruined! [12:23] Nar     The one-on-one pairings are decided. [12:28] Yuu     For so long, I wanted nothing more     than to escape that house. [12:32] Yuu     But now... [12:56] Kir     It was Yuuri, wasn't it? [13:01] Kir     At first, I cursed my fate, thinking     I'd been cast into hell. [13:05] Kir     But you've given me reason to hope. [13:13] Kir     I can smell you from here. [13:16] Kir     That smell tells me... [13:19] Kir     You're a virgin, aren't you, Yuuri? [13:21] Yuu     Wh-Who the hell is this guy? [13:24] Kir     Am I right? [13:26] Kir     I almost didn't believe it, [13:28] Kir     but they really have given me     the most wonderful ability. SIGN    <>          Mr. Kazuto Kiryu          Your ability is     "The ability to identify the other person's condition by scent." [13:32] Kir     I just love how teenage girls smell. [13:36] Kir     I always got a noseful when     I was paying for escorts. [13:39] Kir     Well, how'd I do? [13:41] Kir     Was my guess right? Or wrong? [13:45] Yuu     Shut the hell up, you old perv! [13:47] Yuu     One step closer, and I'll     beat the shit out of you! [13:51] Kir     Oh, I'm counting on it! [13:54] Kir     I can't get off without a     little show of resistance first! [13:59] Yuu     I told you to stay the hell back! [14:12] Kir     What a blessing. [14:17] Kir     You've got amazing balance     and reflexes, Yuuri. [14:21] Kir     Surprising, given all that     weight you've got up top. [14:23] Kir     I love it. Totally my fetish. [14:27] Kir     I'm really excited now. [14:29] Yuu     Same here. SIGN    Blustering SIGN    Anxious [14:31] Yuu     Knowing you're the kind of perv     who preys on little girls SIGN    Loathing SIGN    Shaken [14:34] Yuu     means I can beat the shit out     of you with a clean conscience. SIGN    Gross [14:36] Kir     Bluster is a lovely shade on you. SIGN    Fear SIGN    Disgust SIGN    Blustering SIGN    Gross [14:45] Yuu     Wh-What the hell are you doing?! [14:48] Kir     There are no laws here. [14:50] Kir     I can dress however I want! [14:53] Yuu     This guy is a total freaking degenerate... SIGN    Dismayed SIGN    Shaken SIGN    Confused [15:01] Yuu     Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross! [15:06] Kir     Gotcha now, dearie! [15:09] Kir     Struggling won't save you. [15:15] Kir     What a lovely smell. [15:17] Kir     You're delicious in your terror as well. [15:20] Kir     Tell me more about yourself. [15:23] Kir     Let me take control! [15:25] Yuu     Let me... go... SIGN    Pain SIGN    Disgust [15:28] Kir     Holding you like this really     takes me back... to that day. [15:33] (Flashback) Jk     You do this kind of thing a lot, mister? [15:38] (Flashback) Kir     I guess so. [15:39] (Flashback) Kir     It's kind of rejuvenating, you know? [15:42] (Flashback) Jk     Did I rejuvenate you, too? SIGN    Satou Trading Co. [15:44] (Flashback) Kir     Oh, absolutely. [15:46] (Flashback) Jk     This is a pretty big and     famous company, huh? [15:49] (Flashback) Jk     So you're a big wheel there, huh? [15:54] (Flashback) Kir     Oh... hardly. [16:00] (Flashback) Jk     Two hundred thousand yen, please. [16:02] (Flashback) Kir     That's not exactly what we agreed on... [16:05] (Flashback) Jk     I'm sure you can afford it. [16:07] (Flashback) Jk     If you don't have it on you, [16:09] (Flashback) Jk     I can come by your office     to pick it up later. [16:12] Kir     She thinks she can threaten me? [16:15] Kir     The little brat is threatening me?! [16:17] Kir     Don't be absurd! [16:19] Kir     I'm the one in control here! [16:36] Kir     The trembling wouldn't stop. [16:42] Kir     The ecstasy of that first time... [16:45] Kir     I've been addicted to it ever since. [16:48] Kir     I started working out [16:50] Kir     so I could "take control" of all     the teenage girls I paid for. [16:54] Kir     When they brought me here, I worried     I might not get to do it anymore. [16:59] Kir     But my first battle just     happened to be a teenage girl! [17:03] Kir     What a marvelous stroke of random chance! [17:08] (Flashback) Fb     We chose you... [17:10] (Flashback) Fb     entirely at random. [17:12] (Flashback) Fb     It just happened to bark is all. [17:13] (Flashback) Fb     Just random chance! [17:15] (Flashback) Fb     Like that first time we just happened     to meet, and you saved me. [17:19] (Flashback) Fb     We just happened to meet at a bar. [17:22] (Flashback) Fb     Because I just happened to     have you with that man... [17:27] (Flashback) Fb     My entire life was ruined! [17:32] Yu     Riria... [17:36] Yu     Don't talk to me... about random chance! [17:41] Yu     All of you people... [17:43] Yu     How can you be so content [17:44] Yu     with harming those weaker than you? [17:48] Kir     What... What the... [17:51] Yu     If you won't sympathize     with our pain, then... [17:54] Yu     I'll force it on you! [18:01] Kir     What in the world? SIGN    Rage SIGN    Hatred SIGN    Loathing [18:03] Kir     Y-You're supposed to fear me! [18:05] Kir     I'm supposed to be the one in control! [18:13] Kir     Sh-She disappeared... [18:16] Yuu     Die, you stupid piece of shit! [18:28] Yuu     "Random chance"... and stupid assholes. [18:32] Yuu     I'm so sick of them all! SIGN    Demon God          Ms. Yuuri Amagake          Your ability is     "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities." [18:36] Mion     Ms. Yuuri Amagake. [18:38] Mion     Your ability is "the ability to     quintuple your physical abilities." SIGN    Demon God          Ms. Yuuri Amagake          Your ability is     "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities." [18:44] Yuu     I'll bust my way through     every act of random chance! [18:49] Ann     The winner, Yuuri Amagake! [18:53] Yang     How could she move like that? [18:57] Yang     That ability... [18:58] Yang     It should be hard for her to     even walk with it at first. [19:02] Yang     The situational stress made     her unleash it instinctively. [19:06] Yang     Miss Mion was right. [19:08] Yang     A straightforward disposition and an     ability that relies on instinct... [19:13] Yang     Yuuri Amagake... [19:15] Yang     Could she be a prodigy? [19:17] Yuu     Riria... [19:22] Yuu     I'll get home. [19:24] Yuu     I'll get home to you, Riria. [19:27] Yuu     And no one's going to stop me! [19:38] Aki     "I'll use this ability to crush you all." [19:43] Aki     I keep thinking that, [19:46] Aki     but they don't seem to react at all, [19:49] Aki     which suggests their organization     can't read my mind. [19:53] Aki     It's also possible that they can,     and they're leaving me at large anyway. [19:59] Aki     But if they're trying to size me up, [20:02] Aki     I'll be happy to show them     what I'm capable of. [20:06] Aki     That ability really is amazing. [20:09] Aki     It can track what another person is thinking, [20:11] Aki     and make that reality. [20:14] Aki     I don't feel particularly     tired out by it, either. [20:17] Aki     Where does the power for it come from? [20:19] Mion     Where do you think? [20:25] Mion     From lifespan, of course! [20:27] Mion     The power source is someone's life. [20:31] Mion     So every time you use an ability, [20:33] Mion     someone on the other side of Earth dies! [20:39] Mion     Just kidding! [20:45] Guide     It's time. [20:50] Aki     They called that the first program. [20:53] Aki     Which means it won't all be one-on-one. [20:56] Aki     What's the next program, then? [21:01] Guide     Go inside. [21:21] Aki     You? [21:23] Ann     I will now explain the second program! [21:27] Ann     Five-on-five team battles! [21:29] Ann     The program will commence in two hours! [21:31] Aki     Team battles? SIGN    Demon God          Ms. Yuuri Amagake          Your ability is     "the ability to quintuple your physical abilities." SIGN    Mion and Yang's      Next Episode Preview [23:10] Both     Mion and Yang's Next Episode Preview! [23:12] Yang     Did you enjoy our second episode? [23:14] Mion     We'll have lots of battles next episode, too! [23:16] Yang     Yes! And lots of new abilities on display! [23:18] Mion     I can't wait! [23:19] Mion     And Ojamajo Mion's apprentice training     continues with a grand adventure! [23:23] Yang     No adventure! [23:24] Yang     Are you still on that? [23:25] Mion     Then she'll use the Cat Breathing training     she's learned to destroy the hated Yang! [23:28] Yang     You will not! Stop it! [23:30] Yang     And I thought you were the witch! [23:31] Mion     Well, I didn't have much     screen time this episode! [23:33] Mion     I need a little spotlight! [23:35] Yang     We'll see you for episode 3! [23:37] Mion     Cat Breathing!