E6 - Chronometer Out of Control! Kyoto's Motionless Day

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[00:03] Sakamoto
    Sheesh... We didn't get any
    good leads today, either.
[00:07] Takasugi
    We haven't seen a single sign of the
    chronometer showing up in a while.
[00:11] Sakamoto
    We want to find the chronometer as soon
    as possible, but we're kind of stuck here.
[00:16] Sakamoto
    I wonder what's going on...
[00:17] Takasugi
    It's not a bad thing that there
    haven't been any disturbances.
[00:21] Sakamoto
    Then why do you still
    seem upset, Takasugi-san?
[00:27] Takasugi
    Katsura has been acting weird lately.
[00:31] Takasugi
    I think he's been going behind my back
[00:34] Takasugi
    and investigating the chronometer on his own.
[00:37] Takasugi
    Do you know anything about it, Sakamoto?
[00:40] Sakamoto
    Let me see... Perhaps Katsura-san
    is trying to get the chronometer
[00:43] Sakamoto
    for himself and keep it from you.
[00:46] Takasugi
    He wouldn't do that!
[00:48] Takasugi
    Master Shoin entrusted us
    with an important mission
[00:52] Takasugi
    to return time to its proper flow!
[00:56] Takasugi
    He wouldn't keep that kind of thing from me.
[00:58] Sakamoto
    You sure about that?
[01:00] Sakamoto
    The chronometer has immeasurable value,
    depending on how it's used.
[01:05] Sakamoto
    If I could get my hands on it,
[01:07] Sakamoto
    I'd definitely want to do
    something big with it!
[01:10] Takasugi
    You're still going on about that?
[01:13] Takasugi
    We're going to use the chronometer
    to fix this messed-up timeline.
[01:20] Sakamoto
    No offense, Takasugi-san,
[01:23] Sakamoto
    but I don't really care about
    returning time to its proper flow.
[01:27] Takasugi
    What?
[01:28] Sakamoto
    You may have seen the difference when
    you were taken by Seimei, but we didn't.
[01:33] Sakamoto
    We only know there's another timeline
    because you told us about it.
[01:39] Sakamoto
    Besides...
[01:41] Sakamoto
    Calling this timeline a mistake means
[01:45] Sakamoto
    that my very existence is a mistake, too.
SIGN    CRISIS
SIGN    CRISIS
SIGN    Chronometer Out of Control!
    Kyoto's Motionless Day
[03:32] Katsura
    If my calculations are correct,
[03:35] Katsura
    I should find the chronometer
    when I turn right up ahead.
[03:49] Soldier A
    That's...
[03:50] Soldier B
    Yeah, no doubt about it.
    That's Katsura Kogoro.
[03:55] Soldier C
    I'll go report to the castle.
[04:03] Izo
    This isn't good... What should I do?
[04:12] Mikado
    What is it, Seimei?
[04:14] Mikado
    Do you sense the chronometer?
[04:16] Seimei
    No... Could this be...
[04:25] Mugensai
    I can feel it.
[04:28] Mugensai
    This is...
[04:40] Sakamoto
    What the? Did something just happen?
[04:43] Takasugi
    Yeah, there was some kind
    of strange presence.
[04:48] Takasugi
    Let's go check outside.
[04:56] Sakamoto
    What the...
[05:04] Takasugi
    Wh-What's going on?!
[05:09] Sakamoto
    We've seen a lot of pretty weird stuff,
[05:13] Sakamoto
    but this sure is a strange phenomenon.
[05:16] Takasugi
    They're not... dead, are they?
[05:20] Sakamoto
    They don't look dead to me.
[05:23] Sakamoto
    It looks like time has stopped
    for everyone but us.
[05:27] Takasugi
    What does that mean?
[05:29] Takasugi
    So you and I are the only ones who can move?
[05:32] Takasugi
    Regardless, the only thing I can think
    of that might've caused this is...
[05:37] Sakamoto
    Yeah.
[05:38] Sakamoto & Takasugi
    The chronometer!
[05:40] Takasugi
    Something must have happened
    to the chronometer.
[05:43] Takasugi
    Anyway, there might be
    others who can move, too.
[05:47] Takasugi
    Let's go, Sakamoto.
[05:48] Sakamoto
    Right.
[05:59] Sakamoto
    Takasugi-san!
[06:09] Takasugi
    Katsura!
[06:11] Sakamoto
    Looks like time stopped right as he was
    about to be attacked by the Shinsengumi.
[06:16] Takasugi
    I don't think they'll be able to outdo
    Katsura once time resumes,
[06:22] Takasugi
    but just in case...
[06:26] Sakamoto
    H-H-H-Hang on a minute, Takasugi-san!
[06:30] Sakamoto
    Isn't that kind of thing going
    to affect the flow of time?
[06:34] Takasugi
    Affect the flow of time?
[06:38] Sakamoto
    You're the one who's been saying all
    this time how it was unreasonable
[06:42] Sakamoto
    to change the flow of time
    with the chronometer.
[06:45] Sakamoto
    But what you're doing right now
    is the same thing, isn't it?
[06:50] Takasugi
    That's true.
[06:54] Takasugi
    Well, that's a completely separate issue.
[06:56] Sakamoto
    What?!
[07:01] Takasugi
    That should do it. Now, then...
[07:07] Takasugi
    Jeez, what a klutz.
[07:09] Takasugi
    You should be more careful.
[07:13] Takasugi
    Did you burn yourself?
[07:15] Takasugi
    It's because you drank it in a hurry.
[07:17] Takasugi
    There.
[07:21] Takasugi
    Don't blame me if you're scolded
    for getting your clothes dirty.
[07:24] Takasugi
    There you go.
[07:26] Sakamoto
    Takasugi-san, are you going
    to do that for all of them?
[07:32] Takasugi
    Well, once I've found them,
    I can't just abandon them.
[07:36] Sakamoto
    So he's just going to keep affecting time?
[07:40] Takasugi
    The fish is getting away!
[07:42] Sakamoto
    There's not much we can do about that...
[07:45] Takasugi
    Look out! There's a cart!
[07:47] Sakamoto
    That's too dangerous!
[07:49] Takasugi
    You're gonna burn the fish!
    You have to flip it over.
[07:52] Sakamoto
    Although the fire's stopped moving, too...
SIGN    Do not cross the bridge
[07:55] Takasugi
    The sign says not to cross
    the bridge, you idiot!
[07:58] Sakamoto
    Hang on! You're going to fall, too!
[08:00] Takasugi
    Hmm... I guess I should ignore this one.
[08:04] Sakamoto
    Yeah, that cat's life kinda depends on it.
[08:08] Takasugi
    All right! Let's find the next one!
[08:12] Sakamoto
    Watching you makes me think that perhaps
[08:15] Sakamoto
    the big things I would want to do with
    the chronometer aren't so big at all.
[08:20] Takasugi
    Huh? Did you say something?
[08:22] Sakamoto
    Nope, not a thing.
[08:23] Takasugi
    Okay, then.
[08:25] Takasugi
    Isn't that...
[08:29] Sakamoto
    Izo!
[08:31] Takasugi
    He seems to be in a hurry.
[08:37] Takasugi
    Is it because he's after that soldier?
[08:40] Takasugi
    Well, I'm sure everything would
    work out if we left him to it,
[08:45] Takasugi
    but just in case...
[08:50] Takasugi
    Hey, Sakamoto, how about
    we go to Susanoo Castle?
[08:56] Takasugi
    Just think about it.
[08:57] Takasugi
    Who the heck is the new Mugensai
    who's in charge of these guys?
[09:04] Sakamoto
    Now that you mention it, that does
    remain a mystery, doesn't it?
[09:07] Sakamoto
    Takasugi-san, you can't possibly mean...
[09:10] Takasugi
    Right now, all the members of the
    Shinsengumi are most likely frozen.
[09:14] Takasugi
    Which means Mugensai is, too.
[09:16] Sakamoto
    That's true. Which means this
    is probably our best chance...
[09:20] Takasugi
    ...to see the face of the second Mugensai!
[09:23] Sakamoto
    You're incredible, Takasugi-san.
[09:25] Sakamoto
    You're always saying such crazy things.
[09:29] Sakamoto
    That sounds like fun, though.
[09:32] Takasugi
    Right? Let's go, Sakamoto.
[09:35] Sakamoto
    You got it!
[09:35] Takasugi
    All right!
SIGN    CRISIS
[09:53] Takasugi
    What the...
[09:55] Sakamoto
    ...heck is going on here?
[10:08] Takasugi
    What is that?! My stomach... It hurts!
[10:13] Sakamoto
    Someone definitely has a good sense of humor.
[10:18] Sakamoto & Takasugi
    Wait, does that mean there's someone
    other than us who can move?!
[10:25] Takasugi
    Who could it be, though?
[10:27] Takasugi
    Who else but us can move around?
[10:29] Takasugi
    Maybe it's Mugensai?
[10:31] Sakamoto
    No way. Mugensai wouldn't play a prank
[10:33] Sakamoto
    on the Shinsengumi soldiers like that.
[10:37] Takasugi
    You do have a point.
[10:38] Takasugi
    Anyway, let's get to Mugensai's room fast!
[10:45] Takasugi
    This is definitely the place.
[10:47] Takasugi
    Let's find out what's under that mask.
[10:52] Takasugi
    Do you hear something?
[10:54] Sakamoto
    Yeah.
[10:59] Kasumi
    We should probably stop now.
[11:03] Seimei
    Really?
[11:04] Hyo
    I think we definitely went a bit overboard.
[11:07] Seimei
    Then we'll leave it at that.
[11:10] Takasugi
    I've heard those voices before.
[11:12] Sakamoto
    Yeah, I have, too.
[11:19] Kasumi & Hyo
    Huh?
[11:20] Takasugi
    So it was you three.
[11:23] Seimei
    Oh, Takasugi and Sakamoto.
    You two can move, as well?
[11:26] Kasumi
    You scared us, barging in here.
[11:29] Hyo
    Don't startle us like that.
[11:32] Takasugi
    We're the ones who are startled!
[11:33] Sakamoto
    So you're the ones behind all
    the marks on the soldiers, huh?
[11:40] Takasugi
    Anyway, Seimei, it's a
    good thing you're here.
[11:43] Takasugi
    Tell us, why is everyone frozen?
[11:47] Takasugi
    It has something to do with
    the chronometer, doesn't it?
[11:50] Seimei
    Yes.
[11:52] Seimei
    Perhaps the chronometer is undergoing
    some sort of change somewhere.
[11:56] Takasugi
    Change?
[11:57] Sakamoto
    What does that mean?
[11:59] Seimei
    Maybe it's finished repairing itself.
[12:04] Seimei
    It may be that the chronometer is
    doing something different from before
[12:09] Seimei
    and temporarily stopping time as a result.
[12:12] Sakamoto
    Which means if we wait,
     time will start moving again?
[12:15] Seimei
    Probably.
[12:16] Takasugi
    I see.
[12:17] Sakamoto
    I wondered what we were going to do
[12:19] Sakamoto
    if Katsura-san and Izo-san
    were gonna be stuck like that.
[12:23] Takasugi
    But why are we the only
    ones who can move around?
[12:26] Takasugi
    Why can some of us move and others can't?
[12:30] Seimei
    I don't really know the answer to that.
[12:34] Kasumi
    By chance, somehow the three
    of us were able to move.
[12:40] Hyo
    Yoshinobu-sama, the emperor,
    and Susumu were all frozen.
[12:45] Sakamoto
    So you came to the castle to investigate,
    but started goofing around
[12:49] Sakamoto
    and couldn't stop yourselves, am I right?
[12:54] Takasugi
    Honestly...
[12:55] Takasugi
    It doesn't look like Mugensai's here, though.
[12:59] Seimei
    No, Ranmaru was the only
    one here when we arrived.
[13:03] Takasugi
    I see.
[13:05] Sakamoto
    Looks like this was a bust, Takasugi-san.
[13:09] Takasugi
    Well, as long as we're here, we should do
    something to mess with those guys, too!
[13:16] Seimei
    Those guys?
[13:19] Takasugi
    They're really going at it.
[13:21] Takasugi
    These Shinsengumi guys have spirit.
[13:25] Kasumi
    They're all in the midst of practice.
[13:28] Takasugi
    There they are!
[13:29] Takasugi
    Kondo, Okita, and Saito.
[13:35] Takasugi
    We've definitely been dealing
    with them a lot lately.
[13:39] Takasugi
    I'll show you something interesting.
[13:41] Sakamoto
    What're you gonna do, Takasugi-san?
[13:44] Takasugi
    Put this here and this there...
[13:48] Takasugi
    All done! Sumo opening pose: Unryu style!
[13:53] Takasugi
    And this is Shiranui style!
[13:59] Takasugi
    One more!
[14:00] Takasugi
    Take this! The Shiko leg lift!
[14:05] Takasugi
    There, see? Just doing
    stuff like this can't hurt.
[14:10] Takasugi
    Man, why isn't that Hijikata
    guy around when you want him?
[14:14] Takasugi
    I wanted to put him in a funny pose, too.
[14:19] Seimei
    Huh?
[14:22] Seimei
    What's Mugensai doing over there?
[14:26] Seimei
    Was he there before?
[14:27] Kasumi
    I didn't notice him.
[14:29] Takasugi
    I guess he got frozen when he came
    to watch the soldiers practice.
[14:34] Takasugi
    All right!
[14:36] Takasugi
    I'm gonna have to mess with him, too.
[14:39] Takasugi
    But first...
[14:41] Takasugi
    Let's see what's under that mask.
[14:55] Takasugi
    What?!
[14:56] Sakamoto
    Takasugi-san!
[14:58] Mugensai
    You've really been enjoying
    yourself, haven't you?
[15:06] Mugensai
    Don't think for a second that
    I'll let you leave here alive.
[15:11] Sakamoto
    You okay, Takasugi-san?
[15:13] Takasugi
    Ow...
[15:14] Sakamoto
    Looks like we've found
    someone else who can move.
[15:17] Takasugi
    If you could move, you should've said so!
[15:21] Mugensai
    Die!
[15:24] Takasugi
    If you can move, that means
    I don't need to hold back!
[15:35] Sakamoto
    Takasugi-san, don't move!
[15:39] Sakamoto
    What?! My gun won't work?!
[15:44] Takasugi
    Just who the hell are you?
[15:48] Mugensai
    You don't need to know,
    since you're going to die here.
[15:51] Takasugi
    I'm not gonna die so easily!
[15:58] Kasumi
    Things have really gotten bad.
[16:00] Hyo
    If this keeps up...
[16:04] Kasumi
    Seimei?
[16:05] Hyo
    What's the matter?
[16:07] Seimei
    Time is moving again.
[16:12] Dumpling Seller
    Huh?
[16:14] Old Lady
    Oh, my...
[16:24] Yoshinobu
    What happened to your face?
[16:25] Mikado
    That's a riot.
[16:34] Kasumi
    They're starting to move!
[16:36] Sakamoto
    We'd better get out of here fast.
[16:38] Takasugi
    Right.
[16:40] Mugensai
    I don't think so!
[16:41] Kasumi
    Take that!
[16:43] Hyo
    Now's our chance to get out of here!
[16:54] Okita
    What's going on?
[16:57] Saito
    Are you all right, Kondo-san?
[16:59] Kondo
    Yes, but...
[17:02] Kondo
    What exactly were we practicing?
[17:04] Okita
    Huh?
[17:05] Saito
    No idea.
[17:07] Katsura
    Time stopped? That's what happened?
[17:11] Takasugi
    Seimei said that it might've been because
    the chronometer was repairing itself.
[17:16] Katsura
    I see. So the chronometer
    has that kind of power.
[17:20] Katsura
    But I escaped certain death, thanks to you.
[17:22] Sakamoto
    No need to thank us.
[17:25] Takasugi
    It's only natural to do
    anything to save a friend
[17:28] Takasugi
    when they're in trouble, right?
[17:31] Katsura
    Yeah, that's true.
[17:33] Takasugi
    By the way, Katsura,
[17:35] Takasugi
    what were you walking around like that for?
[17:38] Katsura
    Well, I was lost in thought and
    just ended up there somehow.
[17:44] Takasugi
    Were you secretly trying to find
    the chronometer on your own?
[17:50] Takasugi
    Or maybe you've already found it
    and are hiding it somewhere!
[17:54] Katsura
    What are you talking about? Of course not!
[17:58] Takasugi
    Yeah, you're right. My bad.
[18:03] Takasugi
    So anyway, Katsura, what did it
    feel like when time was stopped?
[18:07] Katsura
    What did it feel like? It didn't
    really feel like anything.
[18:12] Takasugi
    That makes sense.
[18:29] Katsura
    So you're the one who took the chronometer
     when it appeared here, Sakamoto-kun?
[18:35] Sakamoto
    Well, now, I have no idea what you mean.
[18:39] Katsura
    I've been analyzing where the chronometer
    appears every time it comes here.
[18:45] Katsura
    If there was anyone else aside
    from me who could figure out
[18:48] Katsura
    where the chronometer would appear,
    it would be you, Sakamoto-kun.
[18:53] Sakamoto
    And what about you, Katsura-san?
[18:56] Sakamoto
    It looks to me like you're
    trying to find the chronometer
[18:59] Sakamoto
    before Takasugi-san does.
[19:03] Sakamoto
    But I'm completely lost as to why.
[19:06] Sakamoto
    Why are you in such a hurry
    to find it, Katsura-san?
[19:12] Katsura
    Fine. I'll tell you everything.
[19:15] Katsura
    I'm sure you'll be able to understand
    the meaning behind what I'm trying to do.
[21:00] Kondo
    Hello, everyone! It's time
    for the Shinsengumi Hour.
[21:04] Kondo
    Please join us for another
    delightful talk today.
[21:06] Kondo
    I'm your host, Kondo Isami.
[21:09] Kondo
    Now, let's have you all
    introduce yourselves.
[21:12] Okita
    When I woke up this morning,
    there was blood on my pillow,
[21:15] Okita
    and I thought, "Huh? When was I bleeding?"
[21:17] Okita
    But then I realized it was a stain from
    the watermelon I had eaten before bed.
[21:22] Okita
    I'm Okita Soji, captain
    of the first division!
[21:25] Kondo
    Come on, don't worry me like
    that, Soji. All right, next.
[21:28] Saito
    I recently learned of the
    term "unexpected crush."
[21:31] Saito
    Apparently it refers to the heartfelt
    attraction felt for someone
[21:35] Saito
    who may look scary, but
    loves cute things like cats.
[21:38] Saito
    Of course, my face and personality are
    both like this, so it doesn't apply to me.
[21:42] Saito
    Captain of the third division, Saito Hajime.
[21:44] Kondo
    So you're actually aware
    that your face is scary?
[21:48] Okita
    Yeah, you're an unexpected crush.
[21:50] Saito
    Shut up, Okita.
[21:52] Kondo
    See? You're being scary again.
[21:54] Saito
    Oh, my apologies.
[21:55] Kondo
    Okay, next up is a gentleman who has
    just recently been named a successor.
[21:59] Mugensai
    Uh... I am, well...
[22:02] Kondo
    I can see you're nervous, Mugensai II-san,
[22:05] Kondo
    but that's to be expected, since this
    is your first time on this program.
[22:08] Saito
    Just try and relax.
[22:09] Okita
    Come on, smile, smile.
[22:12] Mugensai
    Um...
[22:12] Kondo
    And now for the one in charge of the cushions.
[22:15] Yamazaki
    When I was taking a break at a dumpling
    shop with Yoshinobu-sama the other day,
[22:19] Yamazaki
    the shop owner asked us if we were brothers.
[22:21] Yamazaki
    Yoshinobu-sama responded
    jokingly that we were,
[22:25] Yamazaki
    and I felt a little embarrassed.
[22:27] Yamazaki
    I'm Yamazaki Susumu...
[22:30] Yamazaki
    Wait, why the heck do I have to do this?!
[22:33] Kondo
    What's the matter, Yamazaki?
    Why are you angry?
[22:36] Yamazaki
    I quit the Shinsengumi a while ago!
[22:38] Kondo
    I understand that you're not happy
    to be in charge of the cushions,
[22:41] Kondo
    but there are jobs in this
    world that someone has to do.
[22:44] Yamazaki
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[22:46] Saito
    You want to sit over here,
    don't you, Yamazaki?
[22:49] Okita
    Is that all? You should've just said so.
[22:51] Saito
    But sitting over here means you
    have to say all kinds of silly things,
[22:55] Saito
    so it's not that easy.
[22:56] Okita
    That's true, and you rehearse
    what you're going to say
[22:59] Okita
    in bed every night, don't you, Saito?
[23:01] Saito
    Hey! Don't talk about that
    when we're in public!
[23:05] Okita
    My bad.
[23:06] Yamazaki
    I'm telling you, that's not why!
    I don't want to sit over there.
[23:09] Kondo
    You really don't want to be in charge
    of the cushions, Yamazaki?
[23:12] Yamazaki
    I don't!
[23:14] Kondo
    That's a problem, then.
[23:15] Okita
    We can't have the Shinsengumi Hour
[23:17] Okita
    if we don't have someone
    to take care of the cushions.
[23:20] Yamazaki
    Is the Shinsengumi Hour
    really that important?!
[23:22] Kondo
    I completely understand how you feel,
[23:24] Kondo
    but we really need someone who
    can distribute the cushions.
[23:28] Kondo
    What would you say to a compromise?
[23:30] Yamazaki
    A compromise?
[23:31] Kondo
    Yes. If you continue serving as the
    person in charge of the cushions...
[23:35] Yamazaki
    If I do?
[23:36] Kondo
    I'll give you ten cushions!
[23:38] Yamazaki
    Ten cushions?!
[23:42] Yamazaki
    No, no, no! I don't even need that
    many. I don't need cushions!
[23:45] Yamazaki
    Seriously, I have no clue
    what you're going on about!
[23:45] Kondo
    Well, that's all the time we have for today.
    We Kondo wait to see you again!
[23:50] Takasugi
    You know a lot about the
    chronometer, don't you?
[23:53] Seimei
    Do you want to see how the
    chronometer was created?
[23:55] Katsura
    Next time on episode 7 of Bakumatsu Crisis:
SIGN    Birth of the Chronometer! Destined Siblings
[23:58] Katsura
    "Birth of the Chronometer! Destined Siblings."
[24:01] Takasugi
    If I could live like that...