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[01:30] rage
    Welcome to ARP Backstage
    Pass AKA The Rage Show.
[01:34] rage
    I'm Rage from Rebel Cross.
[01:36] dai
    Whoa, hold up. That doesn't sound right.
[01:38] rage
    What's wrong?
[01:39] dai
    What's this "Rage Show"?
[01:40] rage
    Dude, don't tell me you
    don't know The Rage Show.
[01:43] dai
    Never heard of it.
[01:44] rage
    Oh, man, you're so behind.
[01:46] dai
    Behind? Was there some sort of project?
[01:49] rage
    Yup. Looks like it's not just
    schoolwork you're behind on.
[01:52] dai
    Yo, this isn't the time or place, dude.
[01:54] rag
    You're behind on everything.
[01:55] dai
    Don't go saying stuff like that on air.
[01:58] rage
    Today, this is how it's gonna be.
    You got that? Like this.
[02:01] dai
    I don't get any of it.
[02:02] rage
    You don't get it?
[02:03] dai
    Pretty sure nobody else does, either.
[02:04] rage
    I'm purposefully projecting
    an air of specialness.
[02:08] rage
    You get it now? Feels special, doesn't it?
[02:10] dai
    I guess...
[02:11] rage
    I mean, you're expecting animation,
[02:13] rage
    but instead, you get the Rebel
    Cross duo. How's that for special?
[02:17] rage
    Today's episode is for
    highlighting that kinda thing.
[02:19] dai
    No, what I was meant was,
    why is it The Rage Show...
[02:23] dai
    when you've got both members
    of Rebel Cross here?
[02:25] rage
    Well, I thought that was obvious.
[02:27] dai
    No, it really isn't.
[02:28] rage
    You really don't get something so simple?
[02:30] dai
    No, I don't.
[02:32] rage
    Well, anyway. Today,
    we've got a special episode for you,
[02:35] rage
    featuring a wide variety of segments.
[02:38] dai
    Uh-huh.
[02:39] rage
    If you get it, keep watching.
    We're starting the show now.
[03:00] rag
    Hey!
[03:03] rage
    Wait, wait. Stop! Stop!
[03:06] rage
    Hey, now...
[03:07] leon
    Huh? I can't move?
[03:10] shi
    Oh, looks like we've become mini-characters.
[03:14] dai
    Uh, Shinji, you're way too calm about it.
[03:20] leon
    Is this our 2.5D debut?
[03:23] rage
    You need to apologize to the
    2.5D environment right now.
[03:25] leon
    Huh? Why?
[03:27] dai
    We just started and you guys
    are already getting on my nerves.
[03:31] rage
    Hey, Daiya, don't turn
    to the side. You're all flat.
[03:35] rage
    That's a good angle.
[03:37] dai
    Thanks.
[03:38] shin
    What do we do? Are we going to stay like this?
[03:41] leon
    You can actually dance quite a bit like this.
[03:44] rage
    Didn't you just say you couldn't move?
[03:47] leon
    Well, you know, I'm gifted,
    whatever shape I take.
[03:50] rage
    What?
[03:52] shin
    What's wrong, Rage-kun?
[03:53] rage
    You're asking me what's wrong?
    I mean... This whole situation.
[03:56] dai
    Hm, why don't we rehearse?
[03:59] shin
    That's a great idea, Daiya-kun.
[04:02] leon
    Yes, if we rehearse, even
    Rage-kun won't feel so insecure.
[04:07] rage
    What did you just say?
[04:09] shin
    All right, let's do it!
[04:11] shin
    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight.
[04:17] rage
    No, no, no, no. Stop.
[04:20] shin
    Oh, jeez, what now, Rage-kun?
[04:22] rage
    I mean, can we even call
    ourselves performers like this?
[04:25] leon
    Aw, I wanna dance already!
[04:27] rage
    Then, just dance by yourself.
[04:29] dai
    Rage, you're flat!
[04:32] shin
    Listen, Rage-kun...
[04:34] shin
    Here's what I think.
    No matter what you look like,
[04:36] shin
    there's meaning in what you do. That's why...
[04:37] narr
    A group composed of some
    of Japan's finest singers and dancers,
[04:45] narr
    aiming to make it big on a global level.
[04:52] narr
    Or they should be...
[04:56] dai
    Wait, mini-characters?!
[04:57] rag
    That's a really good point.
[04:59] dai
    Huh? How do you mean?
[05:00] rage
    Well, everyone must be
    thinking the same right now.
[05:02] ---
    True dat.
[05:03] rage
    I mean, of course they are.
[05:05] rage
    Well, today's episode is
    a bunch of these mini-characters
[05:13] rage
    subbing in for us to tell these
    teeny-tiny short stories. You get it now?
[05:18] dai
    Wait, all of them involve mini-characters?
[05:20] rag
    Yeah, apparently, this kind
    of thing is in at the moment.
[05:25] dai
    It is?!
[05:26] rage
    So we're not the only ones
    who use mini-characters.
[05:29] rage
    It happens a whole lot in anime.
[05:31] rage
    And it has its own challenges.
[05:33] dai
    You're an anime buff?
[05:34] rage
    I mean, not really, but anime isn't some
    super simple medium. You get what I mean?
[05:39] dai
    You're weirdly mature today.
[05:41] rage
    I don't... hate that. It suits me.
[05:44] rage
    Anyway, the next story's apparently
    one that's a bit truer to life.
[05:48] dai
    Huh? What kind of story is it?
[05:51] txt
    Oden
[05:55] leon
    I'm hungry. How about we go get some food?
[05:58] dai
    It's cold, so let's have some oden.
[06:01] shin
    Oden?
[06:04] shin
    I think I've had oden before...
[06:08] dai
    So what are your favorite
    things to stick in oden?
[06:12] rage
    Egg and kelp.
[06:20] leon
    For me, it's rice cake purses!
[06:27] dai
    What's wrong, Shinji?
[06:30] dai
    We're almost at the convenience store.
[06:32] shin
    Uh, nothing. What things do you like, Daiya-kun?
[06:37] dai
    I...
[06:48] shin
    That looks good.
[06:52] dai
    Shinji, do you know what
    makes the best oden?
[07:01] dai
    My favorite is konjac.
    I'll feed some to you.
[07:06] ---
    Open wide.
[07:09] shi
    Ow, hot!
[07:10] dai
    Good, right?
[07:11] dai
    Stop squirming.
[07:12] shi
    S-So this is oden? This is oden, right?
[07:15] dai
    Yes, it's good, isn't it?
[07:18] txt
    Meeting
[07:23] dai
    Rage is so damn late.
[07:27] dai
    Knowing him, he's probably
    wasting time somewhere.
[07:34] dai
    Or maybe he clean forgot about it.
[07:37] txt
    Contemplating o
[07:41] dai
    Wait, maybe something really bad happened...
[07:47] voi
    This is an announcement for
    Daiya-sama from Yokohama.
[07:49] voi
    Daiya-sama. Rage-sama is waiting for you.
[07:53] voi
    Please come to the general
    information desk on the first floor.
[07:58] dai
    Don't get them to use the PA
    just because you're too lazy to walk over!
[07:58] txt
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[07:58] txt
    General Information Desk
[08:03] txt
    Eraser
[08:07] Leon
    Hey! Over here! It's me, León.
[08:11] Leon
    Today, I wanna find out if the people
    from ARP will pick up my eraser if I drop it.
[08:20] txt
    Shinji-kun o
[08:25] shin
    León-kun, you dropped this.
[08:28] shin
    Here you go. Take more care of it.
[08:31] leo
    Oh, thank you, Shinji-kun!
[08:35] txt
    Daiya-san o
[08:40] dai
    Hey, León, you dropped this.
[08:43] dai
    You're hopeless.
[08:46] leon
    Daiya-san is so nice!
[08:49] txt
    Rage-kun o
[08:56] leon
    Oh, he picked it up!
[08:58] leon
    What will he do?
[09:02] leon
    Rage-kun, no!
[09:07] ---
    ARP.
[09:12] ---
    ARP.
[09:16] dai
    Oh, yeah, you put your arm into that throw.
[09:18] rag
    Of course I did. León dropped it, right?
[09:22] rag
    Dropping it was clearly part of the setup.
[09:25] rag
    It said to me: "Please throw this."
[09:25] dai
    The setup for what exactly?
[09:27] rag
    So if I hadn't gone along with it,
    it would've been cruel on León.
[09:31] dai
    Cruel?
[09:32] rag
    So why'd you just pick it up normally?
[09:33] dai
    That was wrong?
[09:34] rag
    Of course it was.
[09:36] dai
    Oh, and the segment before.
    The one about the meeting.
[09:39] ---
    Oh, that one.
[09:39] dai
    The other day at the station,
[09:42] dai
    you totally didn't see me and got
    them to make an announcement again.
[09:45] dai
    Just so you know, being summoned on
    the PA to come get you is embarrassing.
[09:49] rag
    Embarrassment's a feeling
    you should be used to.
[09:51] dai
    Whoa, whoa, hold up!
[09:52] rage
    All right, let's bring on the next one.
[09:54] rage
    This one's about what creatures we like.
SIGN    Pets you want
SIGN    to have
SIGN    What animals do you like?
[10:04] rage
    Cats. Because they're so refined.
[10:07] rage
    I don't like dogs. I don't sense
    an ounce of pride in them.
[10:11] rage
    I also don't like them
    because Shinji has one.
SIGN    What animal do you want as a pet?
[10:19] rage
    Let me think.
[10:21] rage
    A cat, a ferret, a rabbit, a goldfish.
[10:25] rage
    I want to own them all.
[10:27] rage
    But as an animal lover, dogs are a must.
[10:31] rage
    Yeah, I do like dogs, too.
[10:35] rage
    Once I have the money, I want to
    buy a house where I can have pets.
[10:39] rage
    Since I love animals,
    I want a lot of them.
[10:41] dai
    No way! You'd never take care of them!
[10:45] txt
    Pet
[10:48] leon
    I was thinking I'd like to live
    with an animal in the future.
[10:52] shi
    That sounds nice.
[10:54] shi
    But having a living, breathing animal
    as a pet is quite a responsibility, right?
[10:59] leon
    So how do you find living with Mimi-chan?
[11:03] shi
    Mimi's a Boston Terrier, and she's
    full of energy and very friendly.
[11:09] shi
    I chose the name Mimi
    because her ears are so big.
[11:13] shi
    She's super cute.
[11:15] shi
    Oh, yeah. She recently learned how to jump.
[11:19] shi
    León-kun, you should get a dog, too.
[11:22] shi
    Oh, but I guess you can't
    have one in the dorm.
[11:25] shi
    I know! You should just come play with Mimi.
[11:28] shi
    She's super cute.
[11:31] shi
    Sorry, León-kun, I have this sudden
    urge to go see Mimi, so I'm going home.
[11:40] leo
    I'm already full!
[11:43] txt
    Meer-tan
[11:46] Leo
    Oh, it's a show about meerkats.
[11:48] tv
    As they are often the target
    of predators on the savanna,
[11:52] tv
    they are very cautious creatures.
[11:57] leo
    Cautious creatures?
[12:01] tv
    While they may look incredibly cute,
    they also have a ferocious side,
[12:05] tv
    earning them the nickname: desert gangsters.
[12:08] leo
    Desert... gangsters?
[12:14] leo
    A fusion of cute and
    hard-boiled? That's, uh... me.
[12:18] tv
    They live in colonies,
    so they are quite social creatures.
[12:21] tv
    Once they recognize you as a
    friend, they open up to you,
[12:25] tv
    and become very friendly companions.
[12:28] tv
    However, when they're alone,
    they tend to get agitated,
[12:32] tv
    so it is recommended
    you keep more than one.
[12:44] rag
    In that one, you got to see
    how silly Shinji can get,
[12:46] rag
    and how logical a dreamer León is.
[12:49] dai
    Um, did you just imitate him?
    Did you imitate León?
[12:52] rag
    Oh, did you spot that? I guess you must've.
[12:54] dai
    I mean, I got it, but it was, like,
    totally off. I had to say it.
[12:57] rag
    What? No way. I'm devastated.
    I think I have to go home now.
[13:03] rag
    There's an interview!
[13:08] rag
    Oh, did you hear?
[13:10] rag
    Apparently, they interviewed the sound
    director about our voice acting abilities.
[13:17] dai
    Wait, what? Really?
[13:18] rag
    Yeah.
[13:19] dai
    Seriously?
[13:19] rag
    They did.
[13:21] dai
    So, wait... they asked this person to rate us?
[13:26] rag
    Exactly.
[13:27] txt
    Letter from the Sound Director
[13:27] txt
    Letter from the Sound Director
[13:34] dai
    Why won't you do this seriously?!
[13:35] rag
    Let's see, Daiya-kun...
[13:38] rag
    "I had this preconceived notion
    that he'd be the kind of artist
[13:41] rag
    who goes with his gut rather than
    thinking long and hard about things."
[13:45] rag
    "However, that impression was
    obliterated the first time I met him."
[13:49] rag
    "I got the sense that he's
    a person who expresses himself
[13:52] rag
    only after thinking about the
    subject matter in great depth."
[13:56] rag
    "Overthinking and worrying can be a good thing,
[13:59] rag
    but I'd like to see him just shoot
    from the hip from time to time."
[14:02] dai
    Hang on, didn't this guy
    write anything positive?
[14:06] rag
    Well, you don't really have much going
    for you, other than your muscles.
[14:09] dai
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[14:11] rag
    I mean, you're not exactly bright.
[14:12] dai
    That's contradicted by, like,
    all of the anime episodes.
[14:16] dai
    It's not true.
[14:18] rag
    I guess he got the impression
    that you're surprisingly serious.
[14:21] rag
    That's what Tanaka thought.
[14:22] dai
    I always take things seriously.
[14:25] rag
    See, even that statement was way too serious.
[14:28] dai
    I should say something funny? Is that it?
[14:30] rag
    I mean, they did say they'd like
    to see you shoot from the hip.
[14:34] txt
    There are also comments
    directed at Rage-san!
[14:34] txt
    There are also comments
    directed at Rage-san!
[14:34] txt
    There are also comments
    directed at Rage-san!
[14:34] txt
    There are also comments
    directed at Rage-san!
[14:34] dai
    I'll read the part about Rage, then.
[14:34] txt
    There are also comments
    directed at Rage-san!
[14:36] rag
    All right, let's hear it.
[14:39] dai
    "I got the impression that
    Rage-kun is the kind of person
[14:42] dai
    who makes decisions based
    on intuition and instinct."
[14:46] dai
    "He has an aura that only musicians
    can emit. Can be... charismatic?"
[14:51] dai
    "His voice in and of itself is
     pleasant and reverberates gently,
[14:55] dai
    so I'd like to try something
    in the vein of whisper ASMR."
[15:01] rage
    Well, that Tanaka's a good egg.
[15:03] dai
    That's Tanaka-san to you.
[15:04] rage
    No, seriously, total respect, Tanaka.
[15:07] dai
    I guess it does sound like you
    actually have respect for him.
[15:11] rage
    ResTana can really see a lot through sound.
[15:13] rage
    He just gets me, you know?
[15:15] dai
    Wait, Res-what?
[15:17] rage
    It's short for "respect for Tanaka."
[15:20] dai
    That so doesn't work.
    Whatever. So "ResTana," is it?
[15:23] rage
    ResTana, yeah.
[15:23] dai
    You know, one of these days, you're gonna
    get yelled at by a bunch of adults.
[15:27] rage
    You think so?
[15:28] dai
    Tanaka-san, thank you so much.
[16:52] ---
    ARP.
[16:57] ---
    ARP.
[17:00] txt
    Transformation
[17:04] rage
    When they woke up this morning,
[17:06] rage
    Rage had swapped bodies with León,
    and Daiya had swapped bodies with Shinji.
[17:12] dai
    I'm Shinji now.
[17:14] dai
    Man, this hair's so annoying.
[17:18] rag
    I'm León now.
[17:20] rag
    I guess León sounds like that, right?
[17:23] rag
    Tantan!
[17:24] rag
    It's not like that.
[17:25] rag
    Yup.
[17:27] dai
    That's spot on.
[17:29] rag
    I always wanted to give being an
    insensitive jerk a go, as a one-time thing.
[17:33] rag
    Shinji-kun, isn't your hair annoying today?
[17:37] rag
    I'll cut it for you.
[17:38] dai
    That's good.
[17:40] dai
    I've always wanted to try cutting it.
[17:43] dai
    Thank you, León-kun.
[17:45] dai
    Shall we just cut it all off?
[17:47] dai
    Snip, snip.
[17:50] shi
    Daiya-kun, please don't!
[17:52] leo
    I'm nothing like that!
[17:57] txt
    Desert Island
SIGN    What would you take with you
    if you were on a desert island?
[18:04] leo
    Daiya-san!
[18:05] leo
    He looks strong, and he can make clothes,
[18:08] leo
    and I think he would do
    anything for me if he had to.
[18:12] dai
    I would take... a fishing rod and Rage.
[18:17] rag
    I'd take... my guitar.
[18:20] leo
    What? You wouldn't take me?
[18:24] rag
    What good would you be?
[18:26] leo
    Well, I could sing and dance.
[18:30] dai
    All right, all right.
[18:32] leo
    See? Like this.
[18:34] leo
    Shinji-kun, what would you take?
[18:37] shi
    I think I'd take... a chef.
[18:43] leo
    Huh. You wouldn't take me
    either, Shinji-kun?
[18:48] shi
    I'm sorry, León-kun.
[18:50] dai
    What is he thinking?
[18:52] rage
    He's outrageous.
[18:55] txt
    Errand
[18:59] leo
    I'm so hungry. How about we get some food?
[19:02] leo
    I kinda feel like curry rice.
[19:05] dai
    Sounds good.
[19:07] dai
    All right, since Rage and Shinji
    never do anything but eat,
[19:12] dai
    you have to go buy the ingredients!
[19:14] rage
    Huh? Why us?
[19:16] dai
    I told you at the training
    camp last time, too!
[19:18] dai
    You're supposed to learn
    about the world! Now, go!
[19:21] leo
    Have a good trip.
[19:23] ---
    To the Supermarket o
[19:26] shi
    Beef, onions, carrots,
    potatoes... curry base...
[19:33] shi
    Base?
[19:35] shi
    Oh, Rage-kun, let's work together.
[19:38] shi
    Rage-kun, don't rush off by yourself!
[19:42] shi
    Fine, I'll find all this stuff by myself.
[19:46] txt
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    Potatoes
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    Carrots
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    Green Onions
[19:47] shi
    Potato, carrot, green onion.
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[19:54] txt
    Curry roux on SALE
[19:57] shi
    There are so many.
    I have no clue which one's good.
[20:02] txt
    Pork
    Miso
    Soup
[20:02] txt
    Pork
    Miso
    Soup
[20:10] shi
    For curry... For curry...
[20:19] shi
    Excuse me, could I have
    this A5 wagyu beef, please?
[20:23] txt
    To the register o
[20:25] shi
    What? That's not enough money?
    And I can't use my card?
[20:31] shi
    Rage-kun, what should we do?
[20:34] shi
    Rage-kun, don't go home by yourself!
[20:39] dai
    What's taking them so long?!
[20:41] leo
    Man, I'm starving!
[20:44] rage
    So that's all we have for today.
[20:47] rage
    So did you enjoy The Rebel Cross
    Backstage Pass AKA The Rage Show?
[20:50] dai
    If you have to go there,
    it should be The Rebel Cross Show.
[20:56] rag
    You finally picked up on that?
[20:59] dai
    "Finally"? Seriously, dude?
[21:00] rag
    I've been waiting for you to say that.
[21:03] dai
    Also, to be precise... To be really precise...
    This show is ARP Backstage Pass.
[21:07] rag
    Okay, okay, okay.
[21:09] rag
    They should have made it a Rebel Cross
    episode, anyway. Just like you said.
[21:12] dai
    Why?
[21:13] rag
    Last time was a Shinji episode, right?
[21:15] rag
    I bet it was too amateurish
    and tedious to get the ratings.
[21:18] rag
    Then, there was León's episode,
    but that was so bright, it hurt your eyes,
[21:22] rag
    so you had to sit way back from your TV.
[21:25] rag
    That wasn't too great, either, right?
[21:26] rag
    That's why, this time,
    Rebel Cross was just right.
[21:30] dai
    Why's Rebel Cross "just right"?
[21:32] rag
    I wanted you to say it from the beginning.
[21:33] dai
    You're not making sense.
[21:35] dai
    The Shinji episode was
    pretty good in its own right.
[21:39] rag
    You think?
[21:40] dai
    For an anime, I thought it was good.
[21:43] rag
    I see.
[21:44] dai
    León's episode worked
    as a León episode. It was fun.
[21:46] rag
    I see.
[21:47] dai
    So that's why we were up next,
    because it was our turn.
[21:51] dai
    Don't you diss me!
[21:52] rag
    Well, anyway, we've got to wrap it up,
    so take it away, Daiya.
[21:56] dai
    What kind of segue was that?
[21:57] dai
    Um, ARS, subscribers,
    princesses, and Tantan:
[22:01] dai
    make sure you don't miss our next episode!
[22:04] rag
    All right, see you again next
    week for The Rage Show.
[22:06] dai
    I told you to make it The Rebel Cross Show.