E6.5 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] rage     Welcome to ARP Backstage     Pass AKA The Rage Show. [01:34] rage     I'm Rage from Rebel Cross. [01:36] dai     Whoa, hold up. That doesn't sound right. [01:38] rage     What's wrong? [01:39] dai     What's this "Rage Show"? [01:40] rage     Dude, don't tell me you     don't know The Rage Show. [01:43] dai     Never heard of it. [01:44] rage     Oh, man, you're so behind. [01:46] dai     Behind? Was there some sort of project? [01:49] rage     Yup. Looks like it's not just     schoolwork you're behind on. [01:52] dai     Yo, this isn't the time or place, dude. [01:54] rag     You're behind on everything. [01:55] dai     Don't go saying stuff like that on air. [01:58] rage     Today, this is how it's gonna be.     You got that? Like this. [02:01] dai     I don't get any of it. [02:02] rage     You don't get it? [02:03] dai     Pretty sure nobody else does, either. [02:04] rage     I'm purposefully projecting     an air of specialness. [02:08] rage     You get it now? Feels special, doesn't it? [02:10] dai     I guess... [02:11] rage     I mean, you're expecting animation, [02:13] rage     but instead, you get the Rebel     Cross duo. How's that for special? [02:17] rage     Today's episode is for     highlighting that kinda thing. [02:19] dai     No, what I was meant was,     why is it The Rage Show... [02:23] dai     when you've got both members     of Rebel Cross here? [02:25] rage     Well, I thought that was obvious. [02:27] dai     No, it really isn't. [02:28] rage     You really don't get something so simple? [02:30] dai     No, I don't. [02:32] rage     Well, anyway. Today,     we've got a special episode for you, [02:35] rage     featuring a wide variety of segments. [02:38] dai     Uh-huh. [02:39] rage     If you get it, keep watching.     We're starting the show now. [03:00] rag     Hey! [03:03] rage     Wait, wait. Stop! Stop! [03:06] rage     Hey, now... [03:07] leon     Huh? I can't move? [03:10] shi     Oh, looks like we've become mini-characters. [03:14] dai     Uh, Shinji, you're way too calm about it. [03:20] leon     Is this our 2.5D debut? [03:23] rage     You need to apologize to the     2.5D environment right now. [03:25] leon     Huh? Why? [03:27] dai     We just started and you guys     are already getting on my nerves. [03:31] rage     Hey, Daiya, don't turn     to the side. You're all flat. [03:35] rage     That's a good angle. [03:37] dai     Thanks. [03:38] shin     What do we do? Are we going to stay like this? [03:41] leon     You can actually dance quite a bit like this. [03:44] rage     Didn't you just say you couldn't move? [03:47] leon     Well, you know, I'm gifted,     whatever shape I take. [03:50] rage     What? [03:52] shin     What's wrong, Rage-kun? [03:53] rage     You're asking me what's wrong?     I mean... This whole situation. [03:56] dai     Hm, why don't we rehearse? [03:59] shin     That's a great idea, Daiya-kun. [04:02] leon     Yes, if we rehearse, even     Rage-kun won't feel so insecure. [04:07] rage     What did you just say? [04:09] shin     All right, let's do it! [04:11] shin     One, two, three, four,     five, six, seven, eight. [04:17] rage     No, no, no, no. Stop. [04:20] shin     Oh, jeez, what now, Rage-kun? [04:22] rage     I mean, can we even call     ourselves performers like this? [04:25] leon     Aw, I wanna dance already! [04:27] rage     Then, just dance by yourself. [04:29] dai     Rage, you're flat! [04:32] shin     Listen, Rage-kun... [04:34] shin     Here's what I think.     No matter what you look like, [04:36] shin     there's meaning in what you do. That's why... [04:37] narr     A group composed of some     of Japan's finest singers and dancers, [04:45] narr     aiming to make it big on a global level. [04:52] narr     Or they should be... [04:56] dai     Wait, mini-characters?! [04:57] rag     That's a really good point. [04:59] dai     Huh? How do you mean? [05:00] rage     Well, everyone must be     thinking the same right now. [05:02] ---     True dat. [05:03] rage     I mean, of course they are. [05:05] rage     Well, today's episode is     a bunch of these mini-characters [05:13] rage     subbing in for us to tell these     teeny-tiny short stories. You get it now? [05:18] dai     Wait, all of them involve mini-characters? [05:20] rag     Yeah, apparently, this kind     of thing is in at the moment. [05:25] dai     It is?! [05:26] rage     So we're not the only ones     who use mini-characters. [05:29] rage     It happens a whole lot in anime. [05:31] rage     And it has its own challenges. [05:33] dai     You're an anime buff? [05:34] rage     I mean, not really, but anime isn't some     super simple medium. You get what I mean? [05:39] dai     You're weirdly mature today. [05:41] rage     I don't... hate that. It suits me. [05:44] rage     Anyway, the next story's apparently     one that's a bit truer to life. [05:48] dai     Huh? What kind of story is it? [05:51] txt     Oden [05:55] leon     I'm hungry. How about we go get some food? [05:58] dai     It's cold, so let's have some oden. [06:01] shin     Oden? [06:04] shin     I think I've had oden before... [06:08] dai     So what are your favorite     things to stick in oden? [06:12] rage     Egg and kelp. [06:20] leon     For me, it's rice cake purses! [06:27] dai     What's wrong, Shinji? [06:30] dai     We're almost at the convenience store. [06:32] shin     Uh, nothing. What things do you like, Daiya-kun? [06:37] dai     I... [06:48] shin     That looks good. [06:52] dai     Shinji, do you know what     makes the best oden? [07:01] dai     My favorite is konjac.     I'll feed some to you. [07:06] ---     Open wide. [07:09] shi     Ow, hot! [07:10] dai     Good, right? [07:11] dai     Stop squirming. [07:12] shi     S-So this is oden? This is oden, right? [07:15] dai     Yes, it's good, isn't it? [07:18] txt     Meeting [07:23] dai     Rage is so damn late. [07:27] dai     Knowing him, he's probably     wasting time somewhere. [07:34] dai     Or maybe he clean forgot about it. [07:37] txt     Contemplating o [07:41] dai     Wait, maybe something really bad happened... [07:47] voi     This is an announcement for     Daiya-sama from Yokohama. [07:49] voi     Daiya-sama. Rage-sama is waiting for you. [07:53] voi     Please come to the general     information desk on the first floor. [07:58] dai     Don't get them to use the PA     just because you're too lazy to walk over! [07:58] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [07:58] txt     General Information Desk [08:03] txt     Eraser [08:07] Leon     Hey! Over here! It's me, León. [08:11] Leon     Today, I wanna find out if the people     from ARP will pick up my eraser if I drop it. [08:20] txt     Shinji-kun o [08:25] shin     León-kun, you dropped this. [08:28] shin     Here you go. Take more care of it. [08:31] leo     Oh, thank you, Shinji-kun! [08:35] txt     Daiya-san o [08:40] dai     Hey, León, you dropped this. [08:43] dai     You're hopeless. [08:46] leon     Daiya-san is so nice! [08:49] txt     Rage-kun o [08:56] leon     Oh, he picked it up! [08:58] leon     What will he do? [09:02] leon     Rage-kun, no! [09:07] ---     ARP. [09:12] ---     ARP. [09:16] dai     Oh, yeah, you put your arm into that throw. [09:18] rag     Of course I did. León dropped it, right? [09:22] rag     Dropping it was clearly part of the setup. [09:25] rag     It said to me: "Please throw this." [09:25] dai     The setup for what exactly? [09:27] rag     So if I hadn't gone along with it,     it would've been cruel on León. [09:31] dai     Cruel? [09:32] rag     So why'd you just pick it up normally? [09:33] dai     That was wrong? [09:34] rag     Of course it was. [09:36] dai     Oh, and the segment before.     The one about the meeting. [09:39] ---     Oh, that one. [09:39] dai     The other day at the station, [09:42] dai     you totally didn't see me and got     them to make an announcement again. [09:45] dai     Just so you know, being summoned on     the PA to come get you is embarrassing. [09:49] rag     Embarrassment's a feeling     you should be used to. [09:51] dai     Whoa, whoa, hold up! [09:52] rage     All right, let's bring on the next one. [09:54] rage     This one's about what creatures we like. SIGN    Pets you want SIGN    to have SIGN    What animals do you like? [10:04] rage     Cats. Because they're so refined. [10:07] rage     I don't like dogs. I don't sense     an ounce of pride in them. [10:11] rage     I also don't like them     because Shinji has one. SIGN    What animal do you want as a pet? [10:19] rage     Let me think. [10:21] rage     A cat, a ferret, a rabbit, a goldfish. [10:25] rage     I want to own them all. [10:27] rage     But as an animal lover, dogs are a must. [10:31] rage     Yeah, I do like dogs, too. [10:35] rage     Once I have the money, I want to     buy a house where I can have pets. [10:39] rage     Since I love animals,     I want a lot of them. [10:41] dai     No way! You'd never take care of them! [10:45] txt     Pet [10:48] leon     I was thinking I'd like to live     with an animal in the future. [10:52] shi     That sounds nice. [10:54] shi     But having a living, breathing animal     as a pet is quite a responsibility, right? [10:59] leon     So how do you find living with Mimi-chan? [11:03] shi     Mimi's a Boston Terrier, and she's     full of energy and very friendly. [11:09] shi     I chose the name Mimi     because her ears are so big. [11:13] shi     She's super cute. [11:15] shi     Oh, yeah. She recently learned how to jump. [11:19] shi     León-kun, you should get a dog, too. [11:22] shi     Oh, but I guess you can't     have one in the dorm. [11:25] shi     I know! You should just come play with Mimi. [11:28] shi     She's super cute. [11:31] shi     Sorry, León-kun, I have this sudden     urge to go see Mimi, so I'm going home. [11:40] leo     I'm already full! [11:43] txt     Meer-tan [11:46] Leo     Oh, it's a show about meerkats. [11:48] tv     As they are often the target     of predators on the savanna, [11:52] tv     they are very cautious creatures. [11:57] leo     Cautious creatures? [12:01] tv     While they may look incredibly cute,     they also have a ferocious side, [12:05] tv     earning them the nickname: desert gangsters. [12:08] leo     Desert... gangsters? [12:14] leo     A fusion of cute and     hard-boiled? That's, uh... me. [12:18] tv     They live in colonies,     so they are quite social creatures. [12:21] tv     Once they recognize you as a     friend, they open up to you, [12:25] tv     and become very friendly companions. [12:28] tv     However, when they're alone,     they tend to get agitated, [12:32] tv     so it is recommended     you keep more than one. [12:44] rag     In that one, you got to see     how silly Shinji can get, [12:46] rag     and how logical a dreamer León is. [12:49] dai     Um, did you just imitate him?     Did you imitate León? [12:52] rag     Oh, did you spot that? I guess you must've. [12:54] dai     I mean, I got it, but it was, like,     totally off. I had to say it. [12:57] rag     What? No way. I'm devastated.     I think I have to go home now. [13:03] rag     There's an interview! [13:08] rag     Oh, did you hear? [13:10] rag     Apparently, they interviewed the sound     director about our voice acting abilities. [13:17] dai     Wait, what? Really? [13:18] rag     Yeah. [13:19] dai     Seriously? [13:19] rag     They did. [13:21] dai     So, wait... they asked this person to rate us? [13:26] rag     Exactly. [13:27] txt     Letter from the Sound Director [13:27] txt     Letter from the Sound Director [13:34] dai     Why won't you do this seriously?! [13:35] rag     Let's see, Daiya-kun... [13:38] rag     "I had this preconceived notion     that he'd be the kind of artist [13:41] rag     who goes with his gut rather than     thinking long and hard about things." [13:45] rag     "However, that impression was     obliterated the first time I met him." [13:49] rag     "I got the sense that he's     a person who expresses himself [13:52] rag     only after thinking about the     subject matter in great depth." [13:56] rag     "Overthinking and worrying can be a good thing, [13:59] rag     but I'd like to see him just shoot     from the hip from time to time." [14:02] dai     Hang on, didn't this guy     write anything positive? [14:06] rag     Well, you don't really have much going     for you, other than your muscles. [14:09] dai     What's that supposed to mean?! [14:11] rag     I mean, you're not exactly bright. [14:12] dai     That's contradicted by, like,     all of the anime episodes. [14:16] dai     It's not true. [14:18] rag     I guess he got the impression     that you're surprisingly serious. [14:21] rag     That's what Tanaka thought. [14:22] dai     I always take things seriously. [14:25] rag     See, even that statement was way too serious. [14:28] dai     I should say something funny? Is that it? [14:30] rag     I mean, they did say they'd like     to see you shoot from the hip. [14:34] txt     There are also comments     directed at Rage-san! [14:34] txt     There are also comments     directed at Rage-san! [14:34] txt     There are also comments     directed at Rage-san! [14:34] txt     There are also comments     directed at Rage-san! [14:34] dai     I'll read the part about Rage, then. [14:34] txt     There are also comments     directed at Rage-san! [14:36] rag     All right, let's hear it. [14:39] dai     "I got the impression that     Rage-kun is the kind of person [14:42] dai     who makes decisions based     on intuition and instinct." [14:46] dai     "He has an aura that only musicians     can emit. Can be... charismatic?" [14:51] dai     "His voice in and of itself is      pleasant and reverberates gently, [14:55] dai     so I'd like to try something     in the vein of whisper ASMR." [15:01] rage     Well, that Tanaka's a good egg. [15:03] dai     That's Tanaka-san to you. [15:04] rage     No, seriously, total respect, Tanaka. [15:07] dai     I guess it does sound like you     actually have respect for him. [15:11] rage     ResTana can really see a lot through sound. [15:13] rage     He just gets me, you know? [15:15] dai     Wait, Res-what? [15:17] rage     It's short for "respect for Tanaka." [15:20] dai     That so doesn't work.     Whatever. So "ResTana," is it? [15:23] rage     ResTana, yeah. [15:23] dai     You know, one of these days, you're gonna     get yelled at by a bunch of adults. [15:27] rage     You think so? [15:28] dai     Tanaka-san, thank you so much. [16:52] ---     ARP. [16:57] ---     ARP. [17:00] txt     Transformation [17:04] rage     When they woke up this morning, [17:06] rage     Rage had swapped bodies with León,     and Daiya had swapped bodies with Shinji. [17:12] dai     I'm Shinji now. [17:14] dai     Man, this hair's so annoying. [17:18] rag     I'm León now. [17:20] rag     I guess León sounds like that, right? [17:23] rag     Tantan! [17:24] rag     It's not like that. [17:25] rag     Yup. [17:27] dai     That's spot on. [17:29] rag     I always wanted to give being an     insensitive jerk a go, as a one-time thing. [17:33] rag     Shinji-kun, isn't your hair annoying today? [17:37] rag     I'll cut it for you. [17:38] dai     That's good. [17:40] dai     I've always wanted to try cutting it. [17:43] dai     Thank you, León-kun. [17:45] dai     Shall we just cut it all off? [17:47] dai     Snip, snip. [17:50] shi     Daiya-kun, please don't! [17:52] leo     I'm nothing like that! [17:57] txt     Desert Island SIGN    What would you take with you     if you were on a desert island? [18:04] leo     Daiya-san! [18:05] leo     He looks strong, and he can make clothes, [18:08] leo     and I think he would do     anything for me if he had to. [18:12] dai     I would take... a fishing rod and Rage. [18:17] rag     I'd take... my guitar. [18:20] leo     What? You wouldn't take me? [18:24] rag     What good would you be? [18:26] leo     Well, I could sing and dance. [18:30] dai     All right, all right. [18:32] leo     See? Like this. [18:34] leo     Shinji-kun, what would you take? [18:37] shi     I think I'd take... a chef. [18:43] leo     Huh. You wouldn't take me     either, Shinji-kun? [18:48] shi     I'm sorry, León-kun. [18:50] dai     What is he thinking? [18:52] rage     He's outrageous. [18:55] txt     Errand [18:59] leo     I'm so hungry. How about we get some food? [19:02] leo     I kinda feel like curry rice. [19:05] dai     Sounds good. [19:07] dai     All right, since Rage and Shinji     never do anything but eat, [19:12] dai     you have to go buy the ingredients! [19:14] rage     Huh? Why us? [19:16] dai     I told you at the training     camp last time, too! [19:18] dai     You're supposed to learn     about the world! Now, go! [19:21] leo     Have a good trip. [19:23] ---     To the Supermarket o [19:26] shi     Beef, onions, carrots,     potatoes... curry base... [19:33] shi     Base? [19:35] shi     Oh, Rage-kun, let's work together. [19:38] shi     Rage-kun, don't rush off by yourself! [19:42] shi     Fine, I'll find all this stuff by myself. [19:46] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:46] txt     Potatoes [19:46] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:46] txt     Carrots [19:46] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:46] txt     Onions [19:46] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:46] txt     Green Onions [19:47] shi     Potato, carrot, green onion. [19:47] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:47] txt     Potatoes [19:47] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:47] txt     Onions [19:47] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:47] txt     Onions [19:47] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:47] txt     Onions [19:49] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:49] txt     Carrots [19:49] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:49] txt     Green Onions [19:49] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:49] txt     Green Onions [19:49] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:49] txt     Green Onions [19:50] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:50] txt     Onions [19:50] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:50] txt     Green Onions [19:54] txt     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:54] txt     Curry roux on SALE [19:57] shi     There are so many.     I have no clue which one's good. [20:02] txt     Pork     Miso     Soup [20:02] txt     Pork     Miso     Soup [20:10] shi     For curry... For curry... [20:19] shi     Excuse me, could I have     this A5 wagyu beef, please? [20:23] txt     To the register o [20:25] shi     What? That's not enough money?     And I can't use my card? [20:31] shi     Rage-kun, what should we do? [20:34] shi     Rage-kun, don't go home by yourself! [20:39] dai     What's taking them so long?! [20:41] leo     Man, I'm starving! [20:44] rage     So that's all we have for today. [20:47] rage     So did you enjoy The Rebel Cross     Backstage Pass AKA The Rage Show? [20:50] dai     If you have to go there,     it should be The Rebel Cross Show. [20:56] rag     You finally picked up on that? [20:59] dai     "Finally"? Seriously, dude? [21:00] rag     I've been waiting for you to say that. [21:03] dai     Also, to be precise... To be really precise...     This show is ARP Backstage Pass. [21:07] rag     Okay, okay, okay. [21:09] rag     They should have made it a Rebel Cross     episode, anyway. Just like you said. [21:12] dai     Why? [21:13] rag     Last time was a Shinji episode, right? [21:15] rag     I bet it was too amateurish     and tedious to get the ratings. [21:18] rag     Then, there was León's episode,     but that was so bright, it hurt your eyes, [21:22] rag     so you had to sit way back from your TV. [21:25] rag     That wasn't too great, either, right? [21:26] rag     That's why, this time,     Rebel Cross was just right. [21:30] dai     Why's Rebel Cross "just right"? [21:32] rag     I wanted you to say it from the beginning. [21:33] dai     You're not making sense. [21:35] dai     The Shinji episode was     pretty good in its own right. [21:39] rag     You think? [21:40] dai     For an anime, I thought it was good. [21:43] rag     I see. [21:44] dai     León's episode worked     as a León episode. It was fun. [21:46] rag     I see. [21:47] dai     So that's why we were up next,     because it was our turn. [21:51] dai     Don't you diss me! [21:52] rag     Well, anyway, we've got to wrap it up,     so take it away, Daiya. [21:56] dai     What kind of segue was that? [21:57] dai     Um, ARS, subscribers,     princesses, and Tantan: [22:01] dai     make sure you don't miss our next episode! [22:04] rag     All right, see you again next     week for The Rage Show. [22:06] dai     I told you to make it The Rebel Cross Show.