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E5 - D.O.A

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SIGN    Music can change the world.
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    Well, it's basically Rage, Daiya,
    and the backup singers.
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    That's ARP.
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    ARP concerts are battles.
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    It's kill or be killed.
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    The only thing that matters is
    who wins over the audience the most.
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    And the winner is... León!
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    All right!
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    Hey, now... He won on his first time onstage?
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    Sometimes, a kid you'd
    written off steals the show.
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    Here we go.
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    Hey, you guys.
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    You killed it at the concert.
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    Here, I brought you these.
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    My mom sent them.
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    Thanks.
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    Wow, your mom's super nice.
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    When I told her I'd won, she was so happy.
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    She said it was totally awesome
    that I beat Shinji-kun.
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    Talk about rubbing it in...
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    Thank you. I appreciate the gesture.
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    But next time, I won't lose.
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    Neither will I!
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    Doesn't losing bother him at all?
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    Or is this just an act?
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    I don't get it.
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    We live in different worlds.
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    Always have, ever since we first met.
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    Nice to meet you. I'm Shinji.
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    A host?
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    Wait, what? No, he's a prince.
    Can't you see he's a prince?
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    Then, what's with the bangs?
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    Your band is in ARP, and so am I,
    but we inhabit different genres.
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    Daiya-kun and Rage-kun, yes?
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    I saw your concert video.
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    The one where you bounce
    around all over the place.
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    You know, uh... Dog Bone?
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    Cross Bone.
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    And now, we're Rebel Cross.
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    Right. Apologies.
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    Huh? "Apologies"? What the hell?
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    Seriously, those bangs...
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    I apologize if I upset you. Apologies.
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    Why do you keep saying it?!
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    Calm down, you two.
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    They're too long.
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    His father's a famous conductor.
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    His mother, an opera singer.
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    A thoroughbred who's had the
    best vocal training money could buy.
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    And to top it off, he's super rich.
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    I'll never forget how shocked
    I was the first time I met him.
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    Bellesalle Akihabara
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    Morning.
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    Let's do our best in today's concert.
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    We'll crush you.
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    We'll make you cry.
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    That's what it means
    to live in different worlds.
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    Hey, now...
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    Hey, now...
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    Hey, come on now...
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    Hey...
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    It's like a model house.
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    Everything's shiny like it's brand new.
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    Must be tough cleaning it all, though, huh?
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    Oh, the housekeepers do that.
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    One day, I'll send yer ass a taster
    of the suffering we peasants endure.
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    Wrong.
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    Daiya-san, it's "I'll send your
    ass a taste of the suffering, etc."
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    Even more wrong.
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    Or maybe it's "I'll give your ass a taste"?
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    I mean... it's not wrong, but...
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    It's annoying.
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    The concerts are a game to Shinji,
    so it doesn't matter to him if he wins or loses.
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    They're a way for a rich guy to kill time.
    That's all they are to him.
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    Money. Status. Education. Talent.
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    He's got it all, but...
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    What does he lack?
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    What does he want?
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    He's a greedy pig.
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    León? Well...
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    Goofball? Gifted?
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    Meaner than he looks?
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    He's annoying, whatever.
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    Hey, hey, Rage-kun.
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    Annoying.
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    Annoying.
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    Why don't I get tired of watching them?
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    Whatcha doin'?
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    It's beautiful here.
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    The leaves shaking in the wind.
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    The water flowing by...
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    I could watch them forever.
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    I'm really happy, you know...
    that I got into ARP.
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    I've been looking for something
    like this since I was a kid.
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    A place where I could be myself.
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    Thanks for letting me be one of you.
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    He really is annoying.
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    Friends? A place to belong?
    Who cares about that stuff?
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    Since I was a kid, I've lived all over.
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    My parents were kinda, well... crazy.
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    They just disappeared in a way.
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    Well, that's rock and roll for you.
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    At the time, I didn't know what rock was.
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    Until I met him.
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    We were always together.
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    He was like a brother to me.
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    He was always by my side, no matter what.
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    God sent Daiya to keep an eye on me.
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    ARP.
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    ARP.
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    Euclids rising to heaven,
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    a freezing breath
    shattering with with class.
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    Yo, yo, K to the I, to the S, the S!
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    I'm high speed, a man who can
    bring down a hundred million.
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    A hit to your synapses,
    the wisdom of Thanatos.
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    Speaking of our dreams with electric sheep.
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    Even the herbivore
    animals are gettin' it on.
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    Get to work and break it up!
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    Give me kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Open your lips!
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    Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Oh kiss!
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    If what you felt and
    believed is your savior...
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    Yo! Kids! Kids! Kids!
    Go back to your wild state.
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    Kids! Kids! Kids! Yo! Kids!
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    Now dance! Dance! Scream! Scream!
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    Let's go! Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Dance!
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    Just kiss!
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    Give us love and dreams and a future!
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    Give me kiss!
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    I'm the only one (the only one)
    who wants you (who wants you)!
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    Give me kiss!
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    All alone, let's do this
    and that and the other thing.
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    Give me kiss!
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    Just feel me (feel me) alone (alone)! Kiss!
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    ARP's concerts are basically a battle.
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    All its members are rivals.
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    Even Daiya, the other half of my band.
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    Battles. Combat.
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    Dead or alive.
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    Kill. Or be killed.
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    Live. Or die.
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    Hey, you. Where's my bike?
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    In the parking lot.
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    It's not there. That's why I'm asking.
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    You used it to go to the
    convenience store, didn't you?
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    Sometimes, when a concert's
    coming up, I get nervous at night.
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    Who is my next battle against?
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    Daiya. A power type.
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    A master of house and hip-hop dancing.
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    Shinji. His fundamental skill at singing
    and dancing is better than anybody's.
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    He's also a "prince,"
    which is a real crowd-pleaser.
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    León. A four octave voice
    and an incredible sense of rhythm.
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    Insane physical skills.
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    So what?
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    None of that will help you
    against the one and only Rage.
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    I'm back.
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    Did you find my bike?
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    Hey, Rage! How long you
    gonna stay in that shower?
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    You better not be meditating in there.
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    Hey, answer me, damn it.
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    Hey!
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    Wipe your damn feet first!
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    You've been out of it lately.
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    What is a battle?
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    Huh? What's this about?
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    You win or you lose. That's all there is to it.
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    Feelings are a labyrinth. So you meditate.
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    What do you gain? What do you lose?
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    What are the battles for?
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    To rule the world.
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    So you've arrived, old man.
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    Where are you?
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    Bringing the gifted few to
    one place to make them fight.
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    The one who survives will be
    crowned... the ultimate performer.
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    Why are you doing this?
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    Have you ever heard
    of a ritual called "kodoku"?
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    You seal several poisonous insects in a pot,
    and watch them eat each other to survive.
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    The last one standing
    gains incredible power.
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    I will create the ultimate
    performer and rule the world!
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    Damn you!
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    Fight! Survive!
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    It's time for the battle to begin, Rage-kun.
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    Here I come, Rage.
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    Don't cry if you lose, Rage-kun.
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    Um...
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    Now, ready your weapon!
    What weapon do you choose?
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    My weapon?
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    I-It's so bright!
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    My very existence is invincible!
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    He's so cool!
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    And the concert begins.
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    You're not done signing autographs yet?
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    There are lots of people
    who want my autograph.
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    You dimwit. It's because
    your signature takes years to write.
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    Maybe I should've made it simpler.
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    Leave some of those yum yum sticks for me.
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    Uh, what? Um, what are you suggesting?
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    Did you think we hadn't noticed?
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    Excitement. A feeling
    of relaxation in my limbs.
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    This rush of adrenaline is the
    same kind you get before a fight.
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    And now, it's time for Rebel
    Cross to take to the stage!
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    Let's go.
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    What is a battle?
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    There's no answer to that, I'm sure of it.
    But there doesn't need to be.
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    And someday, the whole world
    will know the name "Rage."
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    Rebel Cross are awesome, aren't they?
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    Yeah. Their stagecraft
    is better than it was before.
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    Okay, let's do this.
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    We look like bosom buddies, don't we?
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    We do not!
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    Okay, let's do this.
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    Hey, you too.
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    What a pain.
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    Here we go.
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    So, what we gonna say?
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    "Let's go, ARP!" Something like that?
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    Denied.
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    "Let's give it our all in the concerts."
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    Lame.
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    "ARP, hooray!"
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    Hell no.
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    "ARP, go!"
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    Go!
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    I'll hang out with them
    for a little while longer.
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    So did you all like tonight's
    episode of The Rage Show?
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    Quiet, you.
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    Rage-kun, don't go making up
    new titles for the show.
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    This is ARP Backstage Pass.
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    Fine, whatever you want.
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    But the whole show's basically about me,
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    and this episode was me all the way, baby.
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    This episode was a Rage special.
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    What's the view of the extras?
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    What the hell? I'm not an extra.
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    This episode was really surreal.
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    Hey, don't call it surreal, idiot.
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    Now, now. No fighting.
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    But you know...
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    It was all from Rage's perspective,
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    and we got to see a part of you
    that even we don't normally see.
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    A more innocent part.
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    It felt really fresh.
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    Well, that's a good insight,
    I guess. Coming from you.
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    6 out of 10.
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    Well, you're just an asshole.
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    Can I say something?
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    Go ahead.
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    Remember the scene where
    Rage forgot my bike?
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    Yeah. That really happened, right?
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    It sure did. But he's done worse than that!
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    That's right. They made it worse for the anime.
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    It's worse in real life!
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    He forgets my bike all the time,
    but he also steals my clothes
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    and leaves them someplace,
    or forgets his wallet in the ramen place.
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    Yeah, and he always forgets his phone
    and then Daiya-san's like, "Rage. Phone."
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    Yeah. That's right.
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    I know where his phone is
    more often than he does.
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    Yeah, yeah.
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    Listen, I do that to help you
    train your lousy concentration.
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    Shut up.
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    But you know, even if he's a jerk,
    this episode taught us
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    that he has kindness in his
    heart when he looks at us.
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    Oh, well... that was all just
    a fiction created for the anime.
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    Hm, what's this?
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    Rage-kun, are you blushing?
[23:06] ---
    Bonehead.
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    Fine, fine.
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    I'll tell you the shocking truth.
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    What is it?
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    This episode was so popular that,
    starting next week, it's The Rage Show.
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    It's not. That's wrong.
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    Don't lie to the viewers.
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    Next time, I'll be self-producing
    my own rock song.
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    We'll be focusing
    on the ears of Shinji's dog.
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    We won't.
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    We probably won't.
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    Look forward to it.
[23:35] ---
    Rage-kun, are you blushing?
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    Shut up!