10 - Totally a Date

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[00:03] Beige
    Inconceivable.
[00:04] Beige
    Why, when it's summer break,
    are we going to school?
[00:09] Purple
    It's attendance day.
[00:11] Beige
    Why does such a thing
    exist in the first place?
[00:15] Purple
    Quit complaining and get ready.
[00:18] Ruined my dinner
    Thank you for coming to morning
    practice before school.
[00:24] Hickory
    I thought, since it's attendance day,
    we might want to put off practice.
[00:29] Ruined my dinner
    No!
[00:30] Ruined my dinner
    I want to improve more.
[00:33] Ruined my dinner
    So let's practice more.
[00:42] Curls
    Guys, let's get going.
[00:45] Beige
    Zomi-tan, carry me.
[00:48] Sacrificial NEET
    There you are.
[02:33] Hickory
    Aigae-san... You were a grade-schooler?
[02:37] Sacrificial NEET
    Hey!
[02:38] Sacrificial NEET
    That's what you're shocked about?
SIGN    Shiromidai Elementary School Class 5-2 Ogi Koume
[02:40] Purple
    Ogi Koume?
[02:42] Purple
    I never thought you'd
    have such a boring name.
[02:45] Beige
    Sounds like a grandma.
[02:47] Sacrificial NEET
    Wh-Who are you calling a loli granny?!
[02:49] Long Short
    There was a meeting on the island,
    right after you guys left.
[02:54] Long Short
    They decided to end the
    Kiryu priestess tradition.
[02:59] Sacrificial NEET
    I drew up a quick ink wash
    painting to take my place.
[03:05] Sacrificial NEET
    Pretending I gave it about fifty
    years' worth of god powers.
[03:09] Hickory
    "Pretending"?
[03:10] Sacrificial NEET
    So to make up for everything up until now,
    they're granting me all my wishes.
[03:15] Sacrificial NEET
    So I asked them to let me
    live on the main island.
[03:19] Hickory
    Along with Aigae-san?
[03:20] Long Short
    I'm Kiryu-sama's assistant, so of course.
[03:25] Long Short
    Living in the city with Kiryu-sama...
[03:28] Long Short
    It's like a dream.
[03:30] Sacrificial NEET
    So getting down to business...
[03:32] Sacrificial NEET
    Now that I'm free...
[03:37] Sacrificial NEET
    Hibiki, let's...
[03:40] Sacrificial NEET
    get married.
[03:43] Sacrificial NEET
    My mom asked you to take care of me going
    forward, and you said "okay," right?
[03:49] Sacrificial NEET
    So it's settled, we're getting married.
[03:50] Curls
    M-M-M-M-Married?!
[03:54] Purple
    Don't panic, Sakura.
[03:56] Purple
    You can't get married simply by
    being hyped up about it by yourself.
[04:00] Purple
    You also need...
[04:04] Beige
    Something irreversible.
[04:06] Purple
    That's right, something irreversible.
[04:08] Purple
    Wait, what's that again, Sakura?
[04:11] Curls
    W-Well...
[04:13] Curls
    A k-kiss, I guess?
[04:15] Ruined my dinner
    That's it, a kiss.
[04:17] Ruined my dinner
    Got it.
[04:18] Ruined my dinner
    Let's kiss, Kyo-san.
[04:20] Hickory
    Wait, wait.
[04:22] Hickory
    Calm down, everyone.
[04:25] Hickory
    Just calm down, everyone!
[04:32] Hickory
    Is that good enough?
[04:34] You can't be serious
    No.
[04:36] You can't be serious
    This is your punishment for leaving
    me behind to go on a vacation
[04:39] You can't be serious
    to the southern islands.
[04:40] You can't be serious
    You don't get to stop until I'm satisfied.
[04:44] Sacrificial NEET
    Hibiki.
[04:45] Sacrificial NEET
    I'm here for your morning service.
[04:48] Hickory
    K-K-Kiriyume?!
[04:50] You can't be serious
    You again?
[04:51] You can't be serious
    You barge in every day,
    and now you're in my bath!
[04:55] You can't be serious
    What do you think you're doing?
[04:57] Sacrificial NEET
    What's so wrong about a wife
    coming to her husband's house?
[04:59] Sacrificial NEET
    You sister-in-law wannabe.
[05:01] Sacrificial NEET
    Stop getting between my and
    Hibiki's newlywed life.
[05:04] You can't be serious
    Who are you calling a sister-in-law?
[05:05] You can't be serious
    How did you even get in, anyway?
[05:08] Sacrificial NEET
    Through Hibiki's window.
[05:11] You can't be serious
    Th-That's trespassing.
[05:13] You can't be serious
    You stalker!
[05:14] Sacrificial NEET
    What else can I do?
[05:16] Sacrificial NEET
    Hibiki won't give me a matching key.
[05:18] You can't be serious
    Just go home already!
[05:19] You can't be serious
    Or I'll send you back to the
    island in a courier package!
[05:22] Sacrificial NEET
    How dare you?!
[05:32] A
    Did something bad happen, Nukui-san?
[05:36] You can't be serious
    No, nothing.
[05:38] A
    R-Really?
[05:41] B
    Thank you.
[05:48] Hickory
    Aigae-san.
[05:49] Long Short
    Nukui-kun.
[05:53] Hickory
    You're lost?
[05:54] Long Short
    Yes.
[05:55] Long Short
    We rented a room on the second
    floor of a shop around here.
[05:59] Long Short
    I went to the bookstore,
    and now I can't find my way home.
[06:05] Long Short
    I couldn't even find the shoujo
    manga I was looking for.
[06:08] Long Short
    I'm so sad.
[06:10] Hickory
    You like manga, huh, Aigae-san?
[06:13] Long Short
    Yes.
[06:14] Long Short
    I saw a special about Akihabara on TV.
[06:16] Long Short
    There were shops full of manga.
[06:19] Long Short
    I've always envied it.
[06:23] Long Short
    Wow!
[06:25] Long Short
    There're houses everywhere,
    no matter how far we go.
[06:28] Hickory
    We're almost to Akihabara.
[06:30] Long Short
    Sorry for making you take me there.
[06:35] Long Short
    It's a river!
[06:36] Long Short
    It's a river!
[06:37] Long Short
    A bridge!
[06:38] Long Short
    It's huge!
[06:44] Long Short
    I never knew so many humans existed.
[06:49] Long Short
    Look, maids in their natural habitat!
[06:52] Long Short
    I've never seen them before.
[06:55] Long Short
    This whole building sells manga and anime?
[06:59] Long Short
    I can't believe it.
[07:01] Hickory
    I'm sure you'll find the manga
    you're looking for here.
[07:05] Long Short
    Yes.
[07:06] Hickory
    A-Are you okay?
[07:08] Hickory
    Can you breathe?
[07:09] Long Short
    Yes, I'm fine.
[07:12] Long Short
    This isn't something you'd get
    to experience on the island.
[07:17] Hickory
    I-I might not be okay with this.
[07:24] Long Short
    So the manga's here, huh?
[07:26] Hickory
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
[07:32] ---
    I Picked Up 10 Yen
[07:35] Long Short
    Nukui-kun, this is just a guess, but I
    don't think this is the manga that I know.
[07:43] Hickory
    Y-Yeah.
[07:45] Hickory
    I don't think you'll find the manga
    you're looking for on this floor.
[07:49] Long Short
    Yes, that's what I suspect.
[07:52] Long Short
    That's what I suspect, but there's
    something alluring about this place.
[07:57] Long Short
    Something intense.
[07:59] Hickory
    I-Intense how?
[08:03] Long Short
    If I'm not mistaken, this is about a
    man and a man becoming intimate, right?
[08:09] Hickory
    Yeah.
[08:10] Hickory
    I guess?
[08:12] Long Short
    That means I can read it once and
    enjoy two peoples' worth of romance.
[08:17] Long Short
    It's such a good deal!
SIGN    Akihabara Denkigai Summer Festival
[08:22] Long Short
    I thought it'd be a good deal, but it was
    more expensive than a shoujo manga volume.
[08:30] Hickory
    I'm glad you found the manga
    you were looking for, though.
[08:34] Long Short
    You're right.
[08:35] Long Short
    And I got to come to Akihabara.
[08:41] Hickory
    Are you tired, Aigae-san?
[08:43] Long Short
    I'm fine, but I think I'm a bit
    overwhelmed by all the people.
[08:49] Hickory
    Why don't we take a break at a shop, then?
[08:52] Long Short
    Okay.
[08:53] Long Short
    Akihabara's known for the maid cafés, right?
[08:57] Hickory
    Maid cafés, huh?
[08:59] Hickory
    I've never been in one, either.
[09:01] Long Short
    Is that a karaoke shop?
[09:05] Hickory
    You like karaoke?
[09:07] Long Short
    More like, I've kind of admired them.
[09:11] Long Short
    There was one machine on the island,
    at the snack bar that Tome-san ran.
[09:15] Long Short
    But they wouldn't let kids use it.
[09:19] Hickory
    Why don't we go here, then?
[09:22] Long Short
    Really?
[09:23] Hickory
    Yeah.
[09:26] Long Short
    My dreams are coming true all at once.
[10:16] Long Short
    I'm so happy. I never imagined
    I could have such a fun day.
[10:21] Long Short
    I feel kind of bad that I was
    the only one singing at karaoke.
[10:26] Hickory
    That's because I asked for it.
[10:29] Hickory
    You looked so happy singing, too.
[10:31] Hickory
    I wanted to keep listening.
[10:33] Long Short
    Nah.
[10:35] Long Short
    I just like singing.
[10:39] Long Short
    I can make it from here.
[10:41] Long Short
    I know my way home from here.
[10:43] Hickory
    It's fine.
[10:44] Hickory
    I'll walk you to the shop.
[10:46] Long Short
    No, I don't want to give
    you any more trouble.
[10:49] Hickory
    But...
[10:50] Long Short
    Besides, it'll be far from where
    you live if you walked me there.
[10:57] Hickory
    All right.
[10:59] Hickory
    Okay, let's say bye here.
[11:01] Long Short
    I had fun.
[11:03] Long Short
    Our secret date.
[11:07] Long Short
    I'm getting embarrassed,
    now that I've said it out loud.
[11:09] Long Short
    Pardon me.
[11:17] Purple
    Kyo, you understand why you're being
    forced to sit seiza style, don't you?
[11:22] Ruined my dinner
    Koume-chan told us.
[11:24] Ruined my dinner
    You took Yuzuha-chan into a small room
    and enjoyed making all kinds of requests.
[11:30] Hickory
    N-No...
[11:32] Hickory
    It sounds wrong when you put it that way.
[11:36] Beige
    Kyo-nii, are you a horndog?
[11:39] Sacrificial NEET
    Hibiki, try saying my name.
[11:42] Sacrificial NEET
    The name of your true wife.
[11:44] Hickory
    I-I'm single.
[11:46] Sacrificial NEET
    Silence!
[11:47] Sacrificial NEET
    Do you think you're going
    to BS your way out of this?
[11:52] Long Short
    Now, now, everyone.
[11:53] Long Short
    Nukui-kun did it for me out of kindness.
[11:57] Sacrificial NEET
    You stay out of this, Yuzuha!
[11:58] Hickory
    G-Guys, hang on.
[12:01] Hickory
    That wasn't a date.
[12:03] Purple
    Kyo, tell us what you did yesterday.
[12:07] Hickory
    Um...
[12:08] Hickory
    We went to Akihabara together,
[12:10] Hickory
    we went shopping,
    and then we went to karaoke.
[12:13] Purple
    That is a date!
[12:15] Hickory
    Aigae-san, are you okay with this?
[12:18] Hickory
    Kiriyume seems to have the wrong idea.
[12:21] Long Short
    It's all right.
[12:22] Long Short
    Rivalry is a given when you're in love.
[12:25] Long Short
    Kiryu-sama will become even more
    passionate if there's more drama.
[12:31] Sacrificial NEET
    Yuzuha, it seems that you need to
    be disciplined before Hibiki does.
[12:36] Long Short
    Huh?
[12:37] Sacrificial NEET
    Come over here!
[12:38] Long Short
    Oh, no!
[12:39] Long Short
    Kiryu-sama!
[12:40] Long Short
    Am I wrong about something?
[12:43] Sacrificial NEET
    Everything!
[12:45] Sacrificial NEET
    Hibiki, I'm not done talking to you yet.
[12:48] Sacrificial NEET
    I'm going to interrogate you lots later.
[12:54] Ruined my dinner
    So it was a date.
[12:56] Beige
    Are you trying to win every route?
[12:58] Hickory
    N-No, I'm not!
[13:00] Hickory
    Aigae-san was apparently lost, so...
[13:06] Ruined my dinner
    Oh, so that's what happened.
[13:09] Purple
    I guess I can believe it.
    You're such a Mr. Nice Guy.
[13:14] Beige
    Helping is important.
[13:18] Hickory
    So you understand.
[13:20] Purple
    Yes.
[13:21] Purple
    So you're going to have to go on...
[13:23] Purple
    a d-date with us, too.
[13:27] Beige
    Did you want to go on a
    date with Kyo-nii, too?
[13:30] Purple
    N-No!
[13:32] Purple
    I-It's not like I want to go
    on a date with Kyo or anything.
[13:36] Purple
    But it's not fair that he'd
    go on a date just with Yuzuha.
[13:40] Hickory
    F-Fine.
[13:42] Hickory
    Then let's all go together, the four of us.
[13:44] Purple
    Not the four of us.
[13:46] Purple
    You went alone with Yuzuha.
[13:49] Purple
    It won't be fair if you don't
    go with each of us individually.
[13:56] Purple
    Rock, paper, scissors.
[13:59] Purple
    Try again.
[14:02] Ruined my dinner
    Yay!
[14:03] Ruined my dinner
    I did it!
[14:04] Beige
    Inconceivable.
[14:05] Ruined my dinner
    I'm first, Kyo-san.
[14:10] Hickory
    This turned out weird.
[14:14] Ruined my dinner
    K-Kyo-san.
[14:16] Ruined my dinner
    Sorry to make you wait.
[14:18] Hickory
    Nah, I just got here, too.
[14:22] Ruined my dinner
    I'm glad.
[14:24] Hickory
    You look good in that.
[14:27] Ruined my dinner
    Apparently this is called
    my special occasion clothes.
[14:32] Ruined my dinner
    And underneath, I'm wearing
    my special occasion panties.
[14:35] Hickory
    Th-That's too much information.
[14:41] Hickory
    Huh?
[14:42] Hickory
    Aren't you going to sit?
[14:43] Ruined my dinner
    N-No, I'll sit.
[14:46] Ruined my dinner
    Pardon me.
[14:53] Ruined my dinner
    Kyo-san, I'm not too heavy, am I?
[14:56] Hickory
    No, you're not heavy, but...
[15:01] A
    What's that?
[15:02] ---
    Hush.
[15:03] Ruined my dinner
    This is what dating is, huh?
[15:05] Purple
    I'm getting antsy.
[15:07] Hickory
    Uh...
[15:08] Hickory
    Um...
[15:15] Ruined my dinner
    Kyo-san,
[15:17] Ruined my dinner
    I don't really know much about dating,
[15:18] Ruined my dinner
    but I'm going to do my best to
    make sure it's a proper date.
[15:23] Hickory
    Sure.
[15:26] Hickory
    Think about something else.
[15:27] Hickory
    Distract yourself.
[15:29] Hickory
    Play some intense music in your head...
[15:33] Hickory
    And...
SIGN    Shinjiku Station
[15:47] Ruined my dinner
    Let's lock arms, Kyo-san.
[15:50] Hickory
    O-Okay.
[15:52] Hickory
    If that's okay with you.
[15:55] Hickory
    This might be a bit hard.
[15:58] Ruined my dinner
    It might.
[16:02] Ruined my dinner
    Am I not good enough to be your partner?
[16:09] Hickory
    We might not be able to lock
    arms, but we can do this.
[16:16] Ruined my dinner
    Thank you, Kyo-san.
[16:25] Hickory
    But why did you decide to come here?
[16:28] Ruined my dinner
    I want some stimulation.
[16:32] ---
    Stimulation?
SIGN    Kabukicho Ichibangai
[16:36] Ruined my dinner
    We have to do a research assignment
    for our summer homework.
[16:41] Ruined my dinner
    I couldn't decide what to do.
[16:44] Ruined my dinner
    So I thought I might be able to find
    some hints if I went somewhere lively.
[16:50] Hickory
    I see.
SIGN    Except bicycles
[16:55] Ruined my dinner
    We've been everywhere, and I
    still can't think of anything.
[17:00] Ruined my dinner
    Am I stupid?
[17:04] Hickory
    No, you're not.
[17:05] Ruined my dinner
    But...
[17:07] Hickory
    I know.
[17:08] Hickory
    How about a change of perspective, then?
[17:11] Ruined my dinner
    A change of perspective?
[17:15] Hickory
    Yeah.
[17:16] Hickory
    Let's see...
[17:20] Hickory
    How about you pretend you're someone
    completely different, and look around.
[17:25] Hickory
    You might discover something new that way.
[17:29] Ruined my dinner
    Okay.
[17:31] Ruined my dinner
    I'll try it.
[17:33] Ruined my dinner
    I'm going to pretend I'm
    someone completely different.
[17:37] Ruined my dinner
    Pretend...
[17:39] Ruined my dinner
    Pretend...
[17:45] Hickory
    Jun?
[17:48] Ruined my dinner
    We're going shopping, Kyo-sa—
[17:52] Ruined my dinner
    Kyo.
[17:55] Hickory
    Uh...
[17:57] Hickory
    What does... that mean?
[18:00] Ruined my dinner
    I'm an evil queen.
[18:03] Ruined my dinner
    She showed up in a Sunday morning anime.
[18:07] Ruined my dinner
    Is that no good?
[18:09] Hickory
    No, I think it's good.
[18:12] Hickory
    That's definitely different
    from your usual self.
[18:15] Hickory
    Let's give that a try.
[18:19] Ruined my dinner
    Okay.
[18:25] Ruined my dinner
    Kyo, we're going into this store.
[18:27] Hickory
    As you wish.
[18:31] Hickory
    Er... This store...
[18:33] Hickory
    My queen, why are we in this store?
[18:38] Ruined my dinner
    Because these are an evil queen's clothes.
[18:43] A
    Welcome.
[18:44] Ruined my dinner
    I'm here for my swimsuit.
[18:46] A
    Um...
[18:48] A
    What kind?
[18:49] Ruined my dinner
    Like the one that was on display up front.
[18:51] Ruined my dinner
    I'd like black.
[18:53] A
    I-I think you're a bit young to wear black.
[18:56] Ruined my dinner
    I'd like black.
SIGN    Fitting Rooms
[19:00] A
    This is the one that was on display.
[19:02] Ruined my dinner
    Thanks. I'll try it on.
[19:05] A
    But the size...
[19:09] A
    Is she your sister?
[19:10] Ruined my dinner
    No, I'm a queen.
SIGN    Fitting Rooms
[19:15] Ruined my dinner
    I put it on, Kyo.
[19:18] Ruined my dinner
    H-How is it?
[19:20] Hickory
    Um...
[19:22] Hickory
    I don't think it's your size.
[19:25] Ruined my dinner
    Th-That's not true.
[19:28] Ruined my dinner
    It's a sexy, grown-up swimsuit fit for me.
[19:45] Ruined my dinner
    Operation Evil Queen was a disaster.
[19:49] Ruined my dinner
    I don't think I'm good at anything.
[19:55] Hickory
    That's not true.
[19:57] Hickory
    You're good on the guitar, and the music
    you make is really important to me.
[20:05] Ruined my dinner
    Kyo-san...
[20:07] Ruined my dinner
    Thank you.
[20:09] Ruined my dinner
    Nothing makes me happier than when
    you say good things about my music.
[20:16] Ruined my dinner
    I couldn't find a subject
    for my research assignment,
[20:20] Ruined my dinner
    but I'm really glad we
    got to go out together.
[20:24] Hickory
    Me, too.
[20:25] Hickory
    I'm glad I got to tell you something
    I've always had on my mind.
[22:33] Hickory
    Hey, I can see your head, Nozomi.
[22:38] Purple
    No way.
[22:39] Ruined my dinner
    Zomi.
[22:40] Hickory
    And what are you doing, Sakura?
[22:43] Curls
    Y-You got the wrong idea!
[22:44] Curls
    Jun said she was going on a date with you,
[22:47] Curls
    so I was keeping an eye on you
    to make sure you didn't make any mistakes.
[22:50] Hickory
    You really don't trust me.
[22:53] Curls
    Well, you know, just to be safe.
[22:56] Curls
    Sorry.
[22:58] Ruined my dinner
    You all came to watch, huh?
[23:00] Ruined my dinner
    You were worried about me and whether or
    not I could properly go on a date, right?
[23:06] Hickory
    All right, let's all have
    some donuts on our way home.
[23:11] Beige
    Following people makes
    me surprisingly hungry.
[23:14] Hickory
    Is that all right, Jun?
[23:18] Ruined my dinner
    Yes.
SIGN    Totally a Date
[23:25] Hickory
    I've caused pandemonium by going
    on a date-ish outing with Aigae-san.
SIGN    #11: Band Battles and Melodies
[23:33] Hickory
    Wait, is this something I need to repent for?
[23:36] Beige
    Lucky pervert.
[23:38] Hickory
    I'm innocent!