E9 - Love You Till I Die, Love Even Your Lies

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[00:00] Subaru
    Haruto-kun, Haruto-kun.
[00:02] Subaru
    What are you doing?
[00:04] Haruto
    Now, now. Just watch.
[00:07] Haruto
    With this, it's done!
[00:08] ---
    Mika
[00:09] Subaru
    What's this?
[00:10] Subaru
    They're just like headphones!
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[00:12] Subaru
    Haruto-kun, you're too
    awesome! You're a genius!
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[00:15] Haruto
    No problem! For you,
    Subaru-san, this is nothing!
[00:17] Bellnoa
    Haruto, I want to start
    playing the next game, but...
[00:20] Haruto
    Of course. Pick whichever one you'd like.
[00:23] Haruto
    If you're looking for something with
    strong enemies, it would be this or this.
[00:27] Bellnoa
    That's a great help.
[00:28] Bellnoa
    Thanks for always doing
    things like this, Haruto.
[00:30] Haruto
    No problem! For you,
    Bellnoa, this is nothing!
[00:33] Nona
    Honestly!
[00:34] Nona
    I'm his wife, but he's going
    all gooey over them!
[00:37] Ozma
    He does all kinds of stuff
    for you, too, right?
[00:40] Ozma
    Like he made you a bed.
[00:43] Nona
    Yes, but...
[00:45] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 18.
[00:48] Ozma
    She sleeps in the refrigerator vegetable bin.
[00:50] Ozma
    The conditions resemble her female
    form space probe sleeping capsule,
[00:53] Ozma
    so she finds it super comfortable!
[00:54] Bellnoa
    But is it really okay for me,
    a hero, to just play all the time?
[00:58] Subaru
    Now, now.
[01:00] Subaru
    As long as we're having fun like this,
[01:01] Subaru
    what's it gonna hurt to stay in this
    world and just keep playing forever?
[01:04] Nona
    Forever...
[01:05] Nona
    Forever?
[01:07] Ozma
    In this manner, Nona and the
    other Super Mobile Girls
[01:09] Ozma
    continue to enjoy experiencing a life full
    of otaku hobbies with otaku Bouida Haruto.
[01:15] Ozma
    And now the story begins a new stage!
[02:40] Haruto
    Oh, it's so moving.
[02:44] Nona
    Haruto-san. You cleared this
    game yesterday, didn't you?
SIGN    Episode 8
     "Love You Till I Die, Love Even Your Lies"
[02:47] Haruto
    Did I? I seem to forget things lately.
[02:52] Haruto
    But thanks to that, I can re-experience
    masterworks over and over.
[02:55] Haruto
    It's nice.
[02:58] Haruto
    Oh, it's so moving!
[03:01] Nona
    You watched that anime
    this morning, didn't you?
[03:04] Nona
    I'm recording all of this season's anime!
[03:06] Haruto
    Thanks for always doing things like this.
[03:09] Nona
    You're amazing, Haruto-san,
[03:10] Nona
    staying an otaku even
    though you've grown so old.
[03:14] Haruto
    I'll enjoy being an otaku
    until my very last moments.
[03:17] Haruto
    It's truly a life without regret.
[03:20] Haruto
    After all, thanks to these interests,
    I was able to meet you.
[03:24] Haruto
    Nona, in all my life, you are the
    heroine I've loved the most.
[03:28] Nona
    Well, as long as you're happy,
    Haruto-san, I don't mind...
[03:32] Haruto
    Oh!
[03:33] Haruto
    This new anime's heroine is super cute!
[03:35] Nona
    Honestly!
[03:36] Nona
    Are you still planning on exploring
    the frontiers of cheating at your age?
[03:42] Nona
    Haruto-san?
[03:44] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[03:51] Haruto
    Special edition gacha Rue is awesome!
[03:54] Haruto
    I must pull!
[03:58] Haruto
    Cold! Cold!
[03:59] Haruto
    Wait...
[04:02] Haruto
    Nona?
[04:04] Subaru
    I see. The person she loves ages and dies.
[04:08] Subaru
    That's a very mecha girl sort of dream she had.
[04:12] Subaru
    She's got such a sophisticated system!
[04:14] Bellnoa
    He said he was going to cheer her up,
    but I wonder where Haruto took her.
[04:19] Subaru
    Well, let's just leave Nona to
    Haruto-kun and watch some anime!
[04:23] Bellnoa
    Indeed.
[04:24] Ozma
    You guys sure are carefree.
[04:26] Ozma
    Even though those two went on a date.
[04:29] Bellnoa
    I don't mind. This time,
    there's nothing else to be done.
[04:32] Subaru
    Not when Nona was like that.
[04:34] Ozma
    I see... Thanks.
[04:45] Haruto
    Oh, man. That really got me.
[04:47] Haruto
    I haven't been on a roller coaster,
[04:49] Haruto
    no, to an amusement park,
    since elementary school...
[04:53] Haruto
    Come on. Feel better!
[04:55] Haruto
    It's true it was a scary dream, but
[04:57] Haruto
    if I really manage to enjoy being an otaku
    until I'm as old as I was in your dream,
[05:01] Haruto
    it'll be a life with no regrets!
[05:04] Nona
    Haruto-san...
[05:05] Haruto
    Huh?
[05:06] Nona
    You said the same thing in my dream...
[05:08] Haruto
    Huh? Did I?
[05:10] Haruto
    S-Sorry! I, uh...
[05:13] Haruto
    Let's forget about the dream.
    Is there something you want to ride next?
[05:17] Nona
    The Ferris wheel.
[05:18] Haruto
    But of course!
[05:19] Nona
    And I'd like an ice cream cone...
[05:21] Haruto
    My pleasure!
[05:23] Haruto
    Excuse me! Can I get one ice cream cone?
[05:27] Ozma
    Huh? Where are Nona and Haruto?
[05:30] Subaru
    It seems Nona's still depressed,
[05:33] Subaru
    so he said he'd take her to an
    arcade and they went out.
[05:37] Ozma
    Haruto sure is a softie...
[05:41] Haruto
    Here you go, Nona.
[05:42] Nona
    Haruto-san, can you get one
    more of the same thing?
[05:45] Haruto
    I think I probably could, but wouldn't
    you rather I get a different one?
[05:49] Nona
    I was just thinking I'd like to have
    the same one as you, Haruto-san...
[05:52] Nona
    as a memento of this moment,
    of you and me together.
[05:55] Haruto
    Oh, okay...
[05:57] Haruto
    Right! I'm getting us a matching pair!
[06:06] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 16.
[06:09] Ozma
    When change drops into a tight
    space, she can safely retrieve it!
[06:12] Haruto
    Thank you, Nona!
[06:14] Haruto
    I promise I'll get it! Okay?
[06:16] Nona
    Okay.
[06:19] Ozma
    What?
[06:20] Ozma
    I noticed you two were gone
    again since this morning, but...
[06:23] Ozma
    You had another nightmare?
[06:25] Haruto
    Come on, now, Ozma. Don't yell at her.
[06:29] Haruto
    Today, we went around
    to different otaku shops
[06:31] Haruto
    and found a plastic model of you
    and Nona's ship, the Comet Library!
[06:36] Ozma
    Wow! That exists?
[06:38] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets:
    number 9! She's got a keen eye!
[06:41] Ozma
    But, hey... Obsessive Freak...
[06:43] Ozma
    You've been going out every day.
    Is your work okay?
[06:47] Ozma
    Plus, isn't that expensive?
[06:49] Haruto
    It's fine! It'll all work out somehow.
[06:52] Haruto
    Man, it's been a while since
    I bought a plastic model.
[06:54] Haruto
    Come on! Nona, Ozma, you guys help, too!
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[06:58] Ozma
    She had another nightmare
    so they're on another date today?
[07:01] Subaru
    Yeah. But what do you think, Ozma-kun?
[07:04] Subaru
    For a mecha girl to be having
    nightmares every night...
[07:08] Subaru
    Do you think it's some kind of
    serious error in her programming?
[07:10] Ozma
    Well... about that...
[07:14] Haruto
    Wow... What an amazing starry sky...
[07:17] Haruto
    You're not cold, are you, Nona?
[07:19] Haruto
    I'll pour you some hot tea.
[07:22] Haruto
    Here you are.
[07:23] Nona
    Thank you.
[07:25] Haruto
    It's really beautiful.
[07:27] Haruto
    You're a heroine who travels through space,
[07:30] Haruto
    so you must be pretty used to this sight.
[07:33] Nona
    Yes...
[07:34] Haruto
    Oh! Who could that be at this time of night?
[07:37] Haruto
    I'm just going to take this.
[07:39] Nona
    Okay.
[07:44] Nona
    I'm so happy, it's scary...
[07:47] Haruto
    What, it's just you, Ozma?
[07:49] Haruto
    What is it?
[07:51] Haruto
    Huh?
[07:52] Haruto
    Nona's lying?
[07:54] Ozma
    Yeah.
[07:55] Ozma
    Two days ago, I remotely disabled
    Nona's ability to see dreams.
[08:00] Ozma
    She was really crying in the beginning,
[08:03] Ozma
    but I think she probably got over
    it after the amusement park.
[08:06] Ozma
    Either way, yesterday and today were lies.
[08:12] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 21. She fake cries.
[08:15] Haruto
    Why would she do that...
[08:17] Ozma
    Probably because she wants you
    to make a fuss over her a little.
[08:20] Ozma
    No matter what, I'm always on Nona's side.
[08:23] Ozma
    And I'm happy that's she's more energetic
    and lively than when she was an anime.
[08:28] Ozma
    But, you know... lies are wrong.
[08:30] Ozma
    Once they become a habit,
    it's hard to live in society,
[08:34] Ozma
    and you unfailingly lose
    something important.
[08:36] Ozma
    Right?
[08:38] Nona
    Today, I have to stop this for good.
[08:42] Nona
    Haruto-san is always kind,
    but he's being doubly kind!
[08:47] Nona
    And seeing Haruto-san all flustered,
    trying to make me feel better...
[08:52] Nona
    he's so cute!
[08:53] Nona
    I'm so sorry, Haruto-san...
[08:55] Nona
    It's just for today!
[08:57] Nona
    Just for today!
[08:58] Nona
    Just today!
[08:59] Nona
    Just today...
[09:02] Haruto
    It's okay. I forgive her.
[09:04] Ozma
    Huh?
[09:05] Haruto
    She's not lying to the world.
    Nona is only lying to me.
[09:10] Haruto
    So, if I forgive her, there's no problem.
[09:12] Ozma
    W-W-Wai— You're okay with that?
[09:15] Haruto
    Yeah.
[09:16] Haruto
    Because Nona and I are husband and wife.
[09:24] Haruto
    N-Nona! What's wrong?
[09:26] Ozma
    Nona's 26 Secrets: number 1!
[09:28] Ozma
    She can hear conversations
    from 3 kilometers away!
[09:33] Nona
    Haruto-san...
[09:35] Nona
    I'm so sorry!
[09:40] Nona
    And that's why I'm sorry. I have no excuses!
[09:44] Haruto
    It's all right, already. I'm fine.
[09:47] Nona
    Haruto-san, you're too nice!
[09:49] Nona
    And yet, I... I'm so embarrassed.
[09:53] Nona
    Please, do whatever you want
    to me until you're satisfied!
[09:56] Subaru
    Anything?
[09:58] Subaru
    That sounds sort of sexy...
[09:59] Ozma
    That's really all you think about, isn't it?
[10:01] Haruto
    Until I'm satisfied...
[10:04] Haruto
    Then I guess I'll just blatantly cheat on you!
[10:06] Nona
    What?
[10:07] Haruto
    Bellnoa. Subaru-san. Let's go on a date!
[10:11] Haruto
    That anime has a movie out right now...
[10:13] Subaru
    Really?
[10:14] Bellnoa
    This on a big theater screen? Let's go!
[10:17] Haruto
    This movie is amazing!
[10:19] Haruto
    On top of having tons of the
    staff from the TV anime,
[10:21] Haruto
    it's an epic story where an
    earth-shaking conflict erupts
[10:24] Haruto
    because of character back stories
    that weren't exposed until now!
[10:28] Haruto
    And, of course, all the subplots
    that were left unresolved
[10:31] Haruto
    are tied up, making it a two hour
    event that fans are loving!
[10:35] Nona
    I-I-Is this allowed?
[10:37] Ozma
    Of course it is.
[10:39] Nona
    No!
[10:40] Nona
    I know I asked for this, but still...
[10:43] Haruto
    Nona.
[10:45] Haruto
    You come, too, Nona.
[10:47] Nona
    What?
[10:48] Nona
    I can come?
[10:49] Haruto
    Of course!
[10:52] Nona
    Haruto-san!
[10:54] Nona
    I'll go! I'll go!
[10:55] Nona
    I'll go with you anywhere!
[10:59] Ozma
    Honestly, what a handful.
[11:02] Ozma
    Huh?
[11:03] Ozma
    What's this?
[11:07] Ozma
    A hot springs... accommodation voucher?
SIGN    Hot Springs Accommodation Voucher