E11 - Space Probe`s (Space Pilot`s) Song

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SIGN    Planetary Explorer Girl
[00:00] Shadow Nona
    There isn't supposed to be
    anything on this planet, right?
[00:03] Shadow Nona
    So then... what is this?
[00:09] Shadow Nona
    I cannot detect the means of attack
    or the source of the attacks.
[00:14] Shadow Nona
    Nona!
[00:15] Nona
    No, DP, it seems you can't.
    So we're switching!
[00:20] Computer
    Nona 2 activation parameters cleared.
[00:23] Computer
    Champion System unlocked.
[01:46] Nona
    In this form, we will be able to respond
    to the dimensional torpedoes.
[01:49] Shadow Nona
    Dimensional torpedoes?
[01:51] Nona
    Yes. They're being fired
    from nearby hyperspace.
[01:53] Shadow Nona
    Is that one of them?
[01:54] Shadow Nona
    Hey, Nona! Keep moving!
[01:57] Nona
    It's all right.
[01:58] Nona
    I just need to shift to a neighboring
    dimension at the moment of impact.
[02:02] Nona
    While I do that, I'll trace the path of
    the torpedoes' dimensional jumps.
[02:05] Nona
    They might be coming from
    closer than we'd expect...
[02:09] Nona
    I found it!
[02:10] Nona
    But...
[02:11] Nona
    You... Who are you?
[02:14] Nona E
    Nona.
[02:16] Nona E
    My name is Nona.
[02:18] Nona
    Nona, but... I'm Nona, too...
[02:21] Nona E
    It's a strange story, but I am also Nona.
[02:24] Nona
    A coincidence like this just can't happen!
[02:26] Nona
    You must be copying me!
    You even made yourself look like me!
[02:29] Nona E
    It's a strange story, but I am the same Nona.
[02:33] Nona E
    I am authentic, the original.
[02:35] Nona
    I am...
[02:36] Nona E
    I am...
[02:36] Both
    Female form planetary explorer probe 9!
[02:41] Nona E
    I suppose this means that
    everything we think is the same.
[02:45] Nona E
    You and I were developed on similar
    planets, from similar cultures
[02:50] Nona E
    as planetary explorer probes.
[02:52] Nona E
    This mirrored planet happens
    to exist directly between the two.
[02:55] Nona E
    It is no coincidence.
[02:57] Nona E
    Our home planets learned of each
    others' existence at the same time,
[03:00] Nona E
    and with the exact same timing
    sent us, who are the same.
[03:05] Nona
    So, you mean, we're each ambassadors
    of goodwill from our planets?
[03:09] Nona
    That's amazing!
[03:10] Nona
    It means we're successful in our search
    for intelligent life on other planets, right?
[03:14] Nona E
    No. I wasn't finished.
[03:15] Nona E
    You must have begun to realize it yourself.
[03:18] Nona E
    That the people of our planets
    consider life at a similar cultural level
[03:23] Nona E
    within a distance we can reach
    to be nothing more than a threat.
[03:26] Nona E
    We will fight, and one of us must fall.
[03:32] Nona E
    Then, one day, the victor will
    arrive at the other's home planet,
[03:37] Nona E
    and using the DP System
    which has been strengthened
[03:40] Nona E
    and evolved to its utmost
    capacity through our travels...
[03:44] Nona E
    She will destroy the planet.
[03:48] Nona E
    We are not ambassadors.
[03:51] Nona E
    We are fighters each
    representing our own planets.
[03:54] Nona E
    In other words, champions.
[03:57] Nona E
    Like mirror images,
    we possess the same abilities.
[04:00] Nona E
    Each of us can cancels out the other's
    dimensional torpedoes and dimensional jumps.
[04:06] Nona E
    Which means each of us is left simply a girl.
[04:09] Nona E
    In which case, the way to win a
    fight within set parameters...
SIGN    Planetary Explorer Girl
[04:16] Both
    What?
SIGN    Reversi
[04:18] Both
    Ready, again!
[04:19] Both
    Ready, again!
[04:20] Both
    Ready, again!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors
[04:21] Both
    Call!
SIGN    Poker
SIGN    Card Tower
SIGN    Remote Control Cars
SIGN    Blast Robots
[04:29] Nona
    You even have this game on your planet...
[04:32] Nona
    Everything really is exactly the same.
[04:34] Nona E
    It's as I said.
[04:35] Nona E
    Once intelligence and culture
    reach a certain level,
[04:39] Nona E
    they end up traveling toward
    the same destination.
[04:41] Nona E
    That's why, though it's strange,
    there's no need for them to meet.
[04:44] Nona E
    They should have stayed far apart,
[04:46] Nona E
    and remained just stories
    you tell to children.
[04:50] Nona
    I'm sorry. I am going back after all.
[04:53] Nona
    You and I are not the same.
[04:56] Nona
    I have someone waiting for me back home.
[04:59] Nona E
    The man with the straw hat?
[05:02] Nona E
    We've each been bestowed with
    complex emotions, just like humans.
[05:08] Nona E
    Can you actually remember that person?
[05:17] Nona
    My memories...
[05:18] Nona
    It isn't that they're vague from being
    partially erased... They were fake.
[05:22] Nona
    They were planted in me.
[05:25] Nona
    Yes... I already knew...
[05:28] Nona
    That's why I came here.
[05:30] Nona
    Even though I'm a research probe,
[05:31] Nona
    I tried to avoid seeing
    something very important.
[05:35] Nona E
    On your long, lonely journey,
[05:36] Nona E
    he was the only thing that
    kept you going, right?
[05:39] Nona E
    Say, Nona...
[05:40] Nona E
    This fight... It might take us decades,
    even hundreds of years to settle things.
[05:45] Nona E
    Until then, why don't
    we call each other friends?
[05:50] Nona
    That's a strange sort of story, isn't it?
[05:53] Nona E
    Yes. It's a strange story, but...
[05:58] Nona
    But I'm sorry. I'm going to end this now.
[06:02] Nona
    I made the nanobots meant
    for repairs go out of control.
[06:05] Nona
    After they've consumed us completely,
[06:08] Nona
    they'll terminate themselves
    here, on this empty planet.
[06:11] Nona E
    Of course.
[06:12] Nona E
    I knew that there was no other way.
[06:15] Nona E
    It's strange, but I am you after all...
[06:19] Nona E
    I'm sorry.
[06:20] Nona E
    It's our final duty as research probes.
[06:22] Nona E
    We'll burn completely,
    leaving no trace behind.
[06:24] Nona
    Thank you.
[06:25] Nona
    I'm sure whoever comes next, our
    little sisters, will have a different answer.
[06:30] Nona
    Maybe they'll meet...
[06:32] Nona
    That's right.
[06:33] Nona
    What we've learned today
    will be overturned tomorrow.
[06:43] Nona
    Huh?
[06:44] Nona
    What? That's the end?
[06:47] Nona
    That leaves a nasty aftertaste.
[06:48] Haruto
    What? Not a single one of you is crying?
[06:51] Bellnoa
    What happened at the end there?
[06:53] Rue
    I didn't understand it.
[06:54] Nona
    Hmm...
[06:55] Nona
    Then, should we try recreating it?
[06:57] Subaru
    What? Moron. Just leave it!
[06:59] Haruto
    The Nona here in this world is
    different from the Nona in the anime.
[07:03] Haruto
    From the moment she met me, she began
    walking a path to a different future.
[07:07] Haruto
    That's the sort of thing I told myself so
    that, even though I'd started to notice,
[07:11] Haruto
    I could avoid seeing
    something very important.
[07:16] Seijirou
    Begging your forgiveness is all I can do!
[07:18] Kamiyo
    There is nothing I can say!
[07:19] Ozma
    It's okay, calm down,
    Kanmuri Seijirou and secretary lady.
[07:23] Kamiyo
    I'm Tatsutagawa Kamiyo!
[07:25] Subaru
    At the moment, Haruto and Nona
    are out, so shouldn't you wait?
[07:30] Seijirou
    No! I will say it now! Immediately!
[07:31] Seijirou
    I've even set all this up for the purposes
    of a proper apology press conference!
[07:35] Ozma
    Yeah, but... this is someone's house, so...
[07:37] Seijirou
    Firstly, it is I, Kanmuri Seijirou,
[07:40] Seijirou
    who is the CEO and Director
    of the figurine maker Takasagoya
[07:43] Seijirou
    that made all of your Super Mobile Girls!
[07:45] Everyone
    What?!
[07:46] Seijirou
    As an aside, I've known
    Tatsutagawa-kun since college
[07:48] Seijirou
    and she is an extraordinarily
    talented sculptor.
[07:51] Kamiyo
    And it was I who inherited the Shards
    of Galatea from my grandfather!
[07:54] Kamiyo
    Though the principles are unclear,
[07:55] Kamiyo
    by adding shavings of this stone
    to the materials for the figurines,
[07:58] Kamiyo
    I have caused the miracle
    of the moving figurines!
[08:01] Everyone
    What?!
[08:02] Mikoto
    You want us to accept that sloppy explanation?
[08:04] Seijirou
    Well, I mean, they did move,
    so what else do you want?
[08:07] Kamiyo
    I kept all of it a secret and continued
    to make moving figurines.
[08:11] Kamiyo
    All because I wanted Kanmuri-kun... I mean,
[08:13] Kamiyo
    the Director to rejoice!
[08:16] Seijirou
    And I did!
[08:17] Seijirou
    I was overjoyed!
[08:19] Kamiyo
    Kanmuri-kun...
[08:20] Kamiyo
    I mean, Director!
[08:21] Seijirou
    And that is exactly why
    I am also to blame here.
[08:24] Seijirou
    Because we believed that love was
    what caused the figurines to move,
[08:27] Seijirou
    we used my friend Bouida's
    love for the 2D world
[08:30] Seijirou
    to run tons of experiments
    without telling him!
[08:36] Seijirou
    We will now take questions.
[08:39] Ozma
    Then I'll go first.
[08:41] Ozma
    So, in the end, was it the secretary lady
    who made all the moving figurines?
[08:45] Seijirou
    Kusabi-chan is the only one that I made.
[08:47] Seijirou
    Because Tatsutagawa-kun had mixed
    Shards of Galatea into my paints,
[08:51] Seijirou
    she started moving.
[08:53] Seijirou
    That was the beginning of everything.
[08:55] Bellnoa
    About Hitoma Rue.
[08:57] Bellnoa
    Why did you send her all the way
    to the place we were visiting?
[08:59] Kamiyo
    I did that on my own...
[09:01] Kamiyo
    I wanted to determine whether
    it was this place or Bouida-san himself
[09:04] Kamiyo
    that caused the figurines to move.
[09:06] Rue
    Did you create me because I am a
    character that Commander Haru loves?
[09:10] Seijirou
    That is correct.
[09:11] Seijirou
    All of you except Kusabi and Rindo.
[09:13] Seijirou
    I am aware of all of Bouida's preferences.
[09:15] Subaru
    Then what about Rindo?
[09:17] Subaru
    Who made her start moving?
[09:19] Kamiyo
    She started moving as soon as I finished her.
[09:21] Kamiyo
    A character as loved as she is
    by people all over the world
[09:23] Kamiyo
    starts moving on that alone.
[09:25] Subaru
    So...
[09:27] Subaru
    Haruto-kun and Kanmuri-kun seem
    to get along really well, right?
[09:31] Subaru
    Can we assume you're in
    that sort of relationship?
[09:33] Seijirou
    You love that kind of thing, don't you...
[09:36] Seijirou
    you super degenerate girl?
[09:39] Subaru
    Woof! Woof!
[09:40] Mikoto
    Um...
[09:40] Mikoto
    You didn't sell any of the moving
    figurines as regular products, did you?
[09:44] Seijirou
    No. We did not sell them in stores.
[09:47] Mikoto
    But I'm sure my brother went
    to a regular store to buy his...
[09:50] Seijirou
    But is it really a regular store?
(Flashback) [09:53] Seijirou
    Thank you!
[09:55] Seijirou
    The store that Bouida frequents!
(Flashback) [09:57] Kamiyo
    Thank you.
[09:59] Kamiyo
    We anticipated and got there first.
[10:02] Everyone
    Wh-What did you say?!
[10:04] Subaru
    You should figure it out the first time!
[10:06] Ozma
    You guys suit each other
    pretty well, you know?
[10:09] Seijirou
    Ozma! Just what you'd expect
    from a data analysis robot!
[10:11] Ozma
    Huh?
[10:12] Seijirou
    These events have made us
    realize our own feelings!
[10:15] Kamiyo
    That's right! We...
[10:17] Both
    ...are getting married!
[10:19] Everyone
    Wow!
[10:22] Seijirou
    When Bouida and Nona get back,
    we have to start at the beginning again.
[10:25] Kamiyo
    Of course.
[10:26] Ozma
    Huh? You're gonna do all that
    ridiculousness again?
[10:29] Kusabi
    Nona isn't coming back.
[10:31] Kusabi
    Maybe not ever.
[10:33] Subaru
    Kusabi-chan?
[10:35] Kusabi
    Nona left this.
SIGN    I'm going
    back home.
    
    Nona
[10:38] Ozma
    Nona.
[10:40] Ozma
    Nona, wake up.
[10:42] Ozma
    Our ship, the Comet Library,
[10:45] Ozma
    will soon arrive at our next
    destination, the mirrored planet.
[10:50] Ozma
    It's an empty planet,
[10:52] Ozma
    but for some reason it has been on
    our docking itinerary since the beginning.
[10:54] Ozma
    What's wrong, Nona?
[10:56] Nona
    Ozma. I had a dream.
[11:00] Nona
    A dream where I was angry,
    where I cried, where I laughed...
[11:04] Nona
    and... it was a dream where I loved...
[11:07] Nona
    ...a dream where I was loved.
SIGN    Episode 11
     "Space Probe's (Space Pilot's) Song"