E1 - You're a Super Mobile Girl

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[00:01] Haruto
    After traveling among distant stars,
[00:04] ---
    searching for intelligent life,
[00:06] Haruto
    she has finally arrived in a world of giants.
[00:12] Haruto
    She is called Female Form
    Planetary Space Probe 9.
[00:16] Haruto
    Also known as Nona.
[00:19] Nona
    Hello! Nice to meet you!
[00:21] Haruto
    On this planet, Nona met a particular giant.
[00:25] Nona
    I shouldn't go investigate the town?
[00:28] Giant
    The settlements are dangerous.
[00:31] Giant
    For the bored residents of this planet,
[00:33] ---
    your appearance would be
    too shocking and exciting.
[00:36] Nona
    It's the way I look that's
    the problem, isn't it?
[00:39] Giant
    Well... Your appearance is rather strange,
[00:41] ---
    but I think you look beautiful.
[00:44] Giant
    You should only move around at night.
[00:46] ---
    When people come to the shop,
    you should pretend to be a doll.
[00:49] Giant
    I'll begin work on what
    you asked for tomorrow.
[00:53] Nona
    Okay!
[01:06] Nona
    Huh?
[01:10] Nona
    Where am I?
SIGN    Episode One
    "You're a Super Mobile Girl"
[02:33] Nona
    This place is completely different
    from the giant carver's place.
[02:37] Nona
    Did he sell me by accident?
[02:39] Haruto
    I told you. I'm not going
    to any dating mixers!
[02:41] Haruto
    I, Bouida Haruto, have zero interest
    in any real, living women!
[02:44] ---
    Not a smidge! Not a single drop!
[02:47] Haruto
    Are you serious?
[02:49] Haruto
    The girls in games and
    anime are obviously better!
[02:52] Haruto
    You just don't get it, do you?
[02:54] Haruto
    It's these girls, who your words and
    your feelings will never reach...
[02:58] Haruto
    Girls people have painstakingly
    created as the perfect ideals
[03:00] ---
    who are the ultimate beings!
[03:02] Haruto
    Yes! That's right!
[03:04] Haruto
    It's because we can never,
    ever reach that we continue to try!
[03:07] Haruto
    We who chase our dreams and embark
    on this unending challenge!
[03:11] Haruto
    Why can't you underst—
[03:13] Haruto
    Huh?
[03:16] Haruto
    For crying out loud.
[03:18] Haruto
    Don't just assume that your
    perspective and values are
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    normal and force them on other people.
[03:24] Haruto
    But I get it.
[03:26] Haruto
    Most people aren't going to understand,
    and I don't expect them to.
[03:34] Haruto
    This ever-unchanging beauty!
[03:36] ---
    This is the ultimate! This is supremacy!
[03:38] Haruto
    This is rightly called a 1/6th scale miracle
    created by the godly talents of a master!
[03:42] Haruto
    A present from me to me for
    moving out and living on my own!
[03:46] Haruto
    It is absolutely not because being
    suddenly on my own makes me feel lonely.
[03:48] Haruto
    I have often heard that once you start
    with figures, there's no going back.
[03:52] ---
    However!
[03:53] Haruto
    She is... Nona is different!
[03:57] Haruto
    Wha?
[03:58] Haruto
    Huh?
[03:59] Haruto
    Isn't her pose different than it was before?
[04:02] Nona
    Is this the giant that bought me by mistake?
[04:05] Nona
    I don't understand anything he's saying,
    but he doesn't seem hostile.
[04:08] Nona
    For now, I'll pretend to
    be a doll so I can wait and see.
[04:11] Haruto
    That's weird. It's supposed
    to be a fixed pose.
[04:16] Haruto
    Wow! I can't see the cracks
    of the joints at all!
[04:18] Haruto
    Is it a seamless body type?
[04:20] Haruto
    None of the model magazines or the
    official site said anything about that.
[04:24] Haruto
    But this is amazing.
[04:25] ---
    No matter how I move her,
    she keeps the position.
[04:25] Nona
    Did he see me move?
[04:27] Haruto
    The smoothness of the
    movement on these joints.
[04:27] Nona
    But he can't have noticed yet.
[04:29] Haruto
    This is real craftsmanship!
[04:31] Haruto
    Oh, it's soft.
[04:32] Haruto
    I see, I see.
[04:33] Haruto
    That's the sort of materials they used.
[04:33] Nona
    Wai—Wait! Oh!
[04:35] Haruto
    Hold on. More importantly, what's this?
[04:38] Haruto
    I can take this off.
[04:43] Haruto
    It couldn't be the bottoms, too?
[04:44] Haruto
    It's a full cast-off
    without excessive modding?
[04:46] Haruto
    Can they do that? They won't get sued?
[04:56] Nona
    Switching to Self-Defense Mode.
[05:00] Nona
    You are... an enemy.
[05:06] Haruto
    What's this?
[05:06] Haruto
    Huh? Huh?!
[05:17] Haruto
    I didn't do it on purpose!
[05:19] Nona
    Honestly! You are so an enemy! Give it back!
[05:22] Haruto
    Okay. Okay!
[05:24] ---
    Huh?
[05:26] ---
    Huh? What?
[05:29] Haruto
    Sorry. I lost it.
[05:34] Haruto
    Wait! Wait! Calm down!
[05:42] Haruto
    Once you start with figures,
    there's no going back.
[05:46] Haruto
    What have I done?
[05:47] Haruto
    Is this what they meant?
[05:55] Nona
    Now, please explain what is going on here.
[05:59] Haruto
    The doll I bought is
    talking and moving around?
[06:03] Haruto
    The world of figures has
    advanced much too far.
[06:05] Nona
    Oh! Maybe we should start from there.
[06:07] Nona
    Giant citizen, there seems to be
    a misunderstanding that needs clearing up.
[06:11] Haruto
    Wow! I'm talking with Nona right now!
[06:15] Haruto
    Her voice is exactly the same!
    Is it synthesized? A new recording?
[06:18] Nona
    Let's see... I am not a doll, though.
    As you can see, I'm not organic.
[06:24] Haruto
    What? You were in the shop with
    the other dolls, weren't you?
[06:28] Nona
    Yes!
[06:29] Haruto
    And... I bought you.
[06:31] Nona
    Yes! But I fear that was
    through the carver's mistake.
[06:34] Haruto
    Carver? Mistake?
[06:36] Haruto
    What are you talking about?
[06:38] Nona
    I'm Nona.
[06:40] Nona
    I've come in search of intelligent
    life from a far distant star.
[06:43] ---
    I'm a visitor from Earth!
[06:45] Haruto
    I know.
[06:46] Haruto
    I know, but... you can't be.
[06:49] Haruto
    O-Okay.
[06:50] Haruto
    Wait just a minute. I'll go call the carver.
[06:56] Haruto
    What is this?
[06:57] Haruto
    This can't be normal.
[06:59] Haruto
    A moving, talking figure...
[07:02] Haruto
    I'm so glad I bought her!
[07:04] Haruto
    These new figures are amazing!
[07:07] Haruto
    Is it thanks to 3D modeling and AI tech?
[07:09] Haruto
    Technology has made crazy advances!
[07:12] Haruto
    But it's so amazing,
    it's actually problematic.
[07:15] Haruto
    There's no mistake.
[07:16] Haruto
    She is the heroine from my beloved anime
    Planetary Explorer Girl, Nona herself.
[07:22] Haruto
    The episode just before
    the finale, episode 24,
[07:24] ---
    was about the carver on a planet of giants.
[07:26] Haruto
    This must be what she's talking about.
[07:29] Haruto
    Which means that her memories
    might be from inside the anime.
[07:33] Haruto
    If she learns that they're all fictional...
[07:36] Haruto
    How great would her grief be?
[07:41] Haruto
    I cannot make her sad!
[07:43] Haruto
    I will match her story perfectly!
[07:45] Haruto
    After all, I am super-obsessed with this work!
[07:48] Haruto
    DVDs, Blu-rays, and even though I don't have
    a player, I bought the 4K remastered edition!
[07:52] Haruto
    There is nothing I do not know!
[08:00] Nona
    Th-This is...
[08:07] Nona
    That was my mother ship... the Comet Library.
[08:11] Haruto
    This is bad!
[08:12] Haruto
    She's seen the one thing she should
    never have seen, the anime!
[08:17] Nona
    I see...
[08:18] Nona
    It seems I was the one
    with the misunderstanding.
[08:22] Nona
    To be able to film my ship when
    it's in planetary orbit...
[08:25] Nona
    I underestimated the scientific
    capabilities of this planet.
[08:27] Haruto
    Huh?
[08:30] Haruto
    What?
[08:30] Haruto
    What is it now?
[08:32] Haruto
    The Blu-ray case!
[08:34] Haruto
    If she sees the description on the packaging,
    it'll really be over!
[08:38] Nona
    I-Is this...
[08:39] Haruto
    Stop right there!
[08:41] Nona
    Hey!
[08:42] Haruto
    S-Sorry...
[08:44] Nona
    Isn't this a message record?
[08:47] Nona
    Before I started my planetary exploration,
    spaceships spread these everywhere.
[08:52] Haruto
    Uh... N-No.
[08:54] Haruto
    It's just a bonus disc
    I got for pre-ordering.
[08:57] Nona
    To make a case that fits so
    perfectly just to preserve it...
[09:00] Nona
    Did you understand the contents?
[09:06] Nona
    Giant-san?
[09:09] Haruto
    Right. I've finished scanning the room.
[09:12] Haruto
    There are no bugs or wiretaps present.
[09:14] Haruto
    Welcome, SETI-G No. 9.
[09:17] Haruto
    Female Form Planetary Space Probe 9.
[09:20] Nona
    Yes?
[09:21] Nona
    Wow! You know that much about me?
[09:24] Nona
    Who are you?
[09:26] Haruto
    My name is Bouida Haruto.
[09:28] Haruto
    I am a scholar on this planet of giants!
[09:31] Haruto
    I'm actually just a
    programmer who works from home.
[09:34] Nona
    Professor Bouida!
[09:35] Haruto
    I have a proposal for you.
[09:37] Haruto
    I've already informed the carver,
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    but there are very few places
    to hide in that settlement.
[09:42] Haruto
    In this city, you should
    use my residence as a base
[09:44] ---
    and continue your planetary exploration.
[09:48] Nona
    Wow...
[09:49] Nona
    Looking from space, I had no idea!
[09:52] Nona
    I can't believe there was a city this big!
[09:54] Haruto
    There are many giants living here, but...
[09:57] Haruto
    For the bored residents of this planet,
[09:59] ---
    your appearance would be
    too shocking and exciting.
[10:01] Nona
    I understand!
[10:02] Haruto
    But if you went into a bag or
    something and I were to accompany you,
[10:05] ---
    you could safely explore the outside as well.
[10:08] Haruto
    In exchange, please tell me about
     your home planet and travels.
[10:12] Nona
    Of course!
[10:13] Nona
    Thank you so much, Professor Bouida!
[10:21] Haruto
    I am the man who has traveled all
    of space, Professor Bouida... Nona...
[10:26] Haruto
    Huh? It's morning?
[10:28] Haruto
    Nona?
[10:29] Haruto
    Nona?
[10:30] Haruto
    Nona?
[10:32] Haruto
    No...na?
[10:34] Haruto
    Really... Professor Bouida, huh?
[10:37] Haruto
    Even if it was a dream, just being able to
    talk with you for a brief moment makes me...
[10:47] Nona
    I wasn't asleep! I wasn't asleep!
[10:48] Nona
    I'm just a doll!
[10:50] Nona
    I'm so a doll!
[10:55] Nona
    Why are you laughing?
[10:57] Haruto
    You don't have to pretend
    to be a doll with me.
[11:00] Haruto
    More importantly, I'm looking
    forward to working with you, Nona.
[11:04] Nona
    Me, too!