E8 - Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
[01:31] Male GM 1
    Now, let's hear your report.
[01:34] Female GM
    PN-O-EA seems to be enjoying herself.
[01:37] Male GM 1
    Her learning seems to be advancing
    quickly thanks to that archer.
[01:42] Male GM 1
    We'll need to thank him.
[01:44] Female GM
    There's a problem, though.
[01:48] Female GM
    PN-1-EB has been complaining
    that she is bored.
[01:54] Male GM 1
    Let's allow her to go for a walk.
[01:58] Earth
    Hey.
[02:00] Zwei
    Earth! Thanks for coming!
[02:03] Earth
    No, thanks for inviting me.
[02:06] Zwei
    Nora and Kazamine can't play today.
[02:09] Zwei
    So we were hoping we could get a
    thief player who could also DPS.
[02:14] Earth
    But then we'll only have
    Millie for a healer.
[02:18] Earth
    Will we be okay?
[02:19] Millie
    A new healer is going to join us today.
[02:23] Earth
    A new player, huh?
[02:26] Earth
    I don't see them anywhere, though.
[02:28] Zwei
    Sorry. She said she'd be late.
[02:31] Earth
    It's okay if she's a few minutes late.
[02:34] Rona
    Oh, Earth...
[02:36] Rona
    About this new player...
[02:40] Rage
    She can be a little rude sometimes.
[02:43] Rage
    I guess "strong-willed" would
    be a nice way to put it.
[02:47] Earth
    So I just need to kind of brush it off, huh?
[02:51] Zwei
    There weren't any other free healers today.
[02:54] Zwei
    Sorry.
[02:55] Earth
    Not a lot of people play
    tanks or healers. I get it.
[03:00] Zwei
    Thanks, I appreciate that.
[03:05] Eliza
    So you've all come out to greet me, I see!
[03:08] Eliza
    I appreciate that.
[03:10] Zwei
    No, you're just late, dummy!
[03:14] Zwei
    Earth, her name is Eliza.
[03:18] Zwei
    Her real name is "Elizabeth,"
    but we call her "Eliza" for short.
[03:22] Zwei
    She's a really good mage,
    and really dependable.
[03:28] Earth
    Zwei even did her introduction for her...
[03:31] Earth
    It must be rough being a guild master.
[03:33] Zwei
    Come on, Eliza!
[03:35] Zwei
    Get down here and apologize to Earth!
[03:37] Eliza
    I don't know...
[03:39] Eliza
    This archer looks like a wimp.
    Is he actually useful for anything?
[03:43] Eliza
    He looks so ordinary,
     like a generic townsperson.
[03:47] Zwei
    Eliza!
[03:49] Earth
    You can see if I'm useful or not
    once we get into the dungeon.
[03:57] Earth
    Okay, there we go!
[03:59] Rona
    I'm so glad we brought you.
[04:01] Rona
    There were a ton of traps
    on that last floor, too.
[04:05] Earth
    You run into traps like that sometimes.
[04:07] Earth
    Some of those traps are
    one-hit kills if you step on them.
[04:11] Earth
    Make sure to keep an eye out.
[04:15] Eliza
    Well, it looks like he can
    disarm traps, at least.
[04:20] Zwei
    Okay, we made it to the fifth floor.
[04:24] Zwei
    Let's take a break.
[04:26] Eliza
    Do we have time for breaks?
[04:29] Eliza
    There's a time limit.
[04:31] Eliza
    Let's keep moving.
[04:33] Rage
    We're going to need to be much
    more careful from here on out.
[04:36] Millie
    You sometimes run into
     dangerous enemies on this floor.
[04:40] Earth
    The lesser liches.
[04:43] Eliza
    A-Are they that dangerous?
[04:46] Earth
    Yeah. Not only are they
    immune to physical attacks,
[04:50] Earth
    they use a ton of status effects
    that stop you from moving.
[04:54] Earth
    People call them "trauma generators."
[05:00] Earth
    Don't worry. I can deal with any
    freeze or paralysis effects.
[05:05] Earth
    And Eliza can fix petrification.
[05:09] Rona
    And I've learned magic-type attacks,
    so I can help, too!
[05:14] Zwei
    Yeah. We can handle one lesser lich.
[05:18] Earth
    Yeah. If we're careful...
[05:21] Earth
    Zwei!
[05:23] Zwei
    What is it?
[05:24] Earth
    Monsters are approaching.
[05:27] Zwei
    How many?
[05:28] Earth
    Twelve. Four Lesser Liches.
[05:31] Millie
    Oh, my...
[05:33] Zwei
    Earth, are there any traps in this room?
[05:36] Earth
    No, none.
[05:39] Zwei
    Okay.
[05:41] Zwei
    It's dangerous to try to run.
[05:43] Zwei
    We'll fight them here!
[05:45] Rage
    I'll guard the rear!
[05:48] Rona
    Guess we have to fight!
[05:50] Millie
    I'll cast some offensive buff spells
    while I've still got the chance!
[05:55] Zwei
    Yeah. Eliza, get ready to
    use some attack magic.
[05:59] Zwei
    Eliza?
[06:01] Eliza
    D-Did you say something?
[06:04] Earth
    She's so nervous that she's shaking.
[06:07] Zwei
    An attack spell!
[06:09] Zwei
    Hit them with something strong!
[06:12] Eliza
    G-Got it!
[06:15] Earth
    I need to get ready to attack, too.
[06:19] Earth
    Here they come!
[06:23] Earth
    I'll hit them first!
[06:26] Earth
    Wide Arrow!
[06:30] Eliza
    Holy Ray!
[06:31] Millie
    Explosion!
[06:35] Zwei
    Okay, great!
[06:41] Earth
    I guess I should've known
    that wouldn't be enough.
[06:44] Rage
    Aggro Control!
[06:46] Rage
    Taunt!
[06:53] Rage
    I'll handle their attacks!
[06:56] Rona
    Here I go!
[06:58] Rona
    War Spirit Twinfists!
[07:09] Zwei
    Okay, there's one!
[07:12] Zwei
    This would be a lot easier
    if I had a magic sword...
[07:20] Earth
    Oh, no!
[07:20] Earth
    Rage has been petrified and can't move!
[07:22] Earth
    They'll start coming after us!
[07:25] Millie
    Eliza, heal Rage, please!
[07:30] Zwei
    Eliza, if we can't heal Rage's petrification,
    we'll be wiped out!
[07:35] Eliza
    I-I know!
[07:37] Eliza
    I'll do it now!
[07:42] Eliza
    No... I'm too scared to speak!
[07:49] Rona
    Now, Eliza!
[07:50] Zwei
    Damn it! I'm running out of MP!
[07:53] Rage
    Aren't you ready yet, Eliza?!
[07:59] Earth
    Get down, everyone!
[08:08] Earth
    Eliza.
[08:11] Earth
    Did that wake you up?
[08:14] Earth
    Heal him.
[08:16] Eliza
    Y-Yes!
[08:18] Eliza
    Rapidem Cominut Lux.
[08:21] Eliza
    Stone Break Cure!
[08:27] Rage
    Thank you!
[08:28] Rage
    Now I can go back on defense!
[08:30] Zwei
    Okay, the enemy's weakened.
[08:32] Zwei
    Let's finish them!
[08:34] Earth
    Yeah!
[08:41] Eliza
    If you had something that powerful,
    why didn't you use it from the start?
[08:45] Earth
    They're risky to use,
[08:47] Earth
    and I can't carry a lot of them.
[08:50] Eliza
    But you could've been faster—
[08:52] Zwei
    Eliza! If you don't stop
    complaining about Earth...
[08:56] Eliza
    N-No! I wasn't complaining.
[08:58] Eliza
    I just...
[09:00] Millie
    Both of you...
[09:02] Millie
    It's not just guild members down here today.
[09:06] Millie
    So put a lid on it.
[09:09] Both
    O-Okay.
[09:11] Earth
    Millie's scary when she gets angry, huh?
[09:14] Eliza
    Um... I'm sorry.
[09:20] Earth
    We're not done with the dungeon yet.
[09:22] Earth
    We'll need your help with healing.
[09:26] Eliza
    Leave it to me!
[09:31] Zwei
    Well, we made it out alive!
[09:33] Rona
    I wasn't sure we would!
[09:36] Rage
    Yeah.
[09:37] Zwei
    Thanks again, Earth.
[09:40] Zwei
    You were a huge help today!
[09:42] Earth
    I got a lot of good stuff out of it.
[09:44] Earth
    I'm grateful to you guys, too.
[09:46] Zwei
    Glad to hear it.
[09:47] Zwei
    Let's play again sometime.
[09:49] Earth
    Yeah, see you.
[09:51] All
    Bye!
[09:51] All
    See you later!
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl
SIGN    Japanese Bow
    A Japanese Bow is
    a superior version of a longbow.
    Its larger size gives it
    greater attack power and longer range.
[10:05] Earth
    So these are the new weapons,
    the Japanese Bow and Ootachi.
SIGN    Ootachi
    ... intended to cut through an enemy,
    rather than crush them like a greatsword.
    The weapon's arts will be
    Japanese-style katana arts, as well.
[10:09] Earth
    Kazamine from Blue Color was
    kind of a samurai character.
[10:13] Earth
    He's gonna love that Ootachi.
[10:16] Dragon Princess
    You there.
[10:21] Dragon Princess
    Are you Earth?
[10:25] Earth
    Pointed ears, Japanese clothing,
    and dragon-like horns.
[10:30] Earth
    That's not a player avatar.
[10:33] Earth
    I'm Earth, yes.
[10:35] Earth
    Who are you?
[10:36] Dragon Princess
    I am...
[10:38] Dragon Princess
    Hm, I'll explain it in a way that's
    easy for you to understand.
[10:42] Dragon Princess
    I'm like the Fairy Queen's little sister.
[10:46] Earth
    I can tell she's going to
    be a pain to deal with!
[10:49] Dragon Princess
    Seeing you tense up like that saddens me.
[10:52] Earth
    Okay, I understand who you are.
[10:56] Earth
    Why have you come to see me?
[11:00] Dragon Princess
    There are several reasons.
[11:02] Dragon Princess
    But the real reason was that
    I wanted a taste for myself.
[11:05] Earth
    A taste?
[11:07] Dragon Princess
    I'm especially interested in...
    yes... getting a taste of your lips.
[11:13] Dragon Princess
    How about it?
[11:16] Earth
    You're just as bad as your big sister!
[11:19] Earth
    Yeah, I'm definitely sure
    you're her sister now!
[11:24] Dragon Princess
    So you think you can hit me with a fan, huh?
[11:27] Dragon Princess
    You're an intriguing guy.
[11:29] Dragon Princess
    I think I can see why my
    sister is so taken with you.
[11:33] Earth
    Please go away...
[11:35] Dragon Princess
    My sister told me you make
    the most delicious food.
[11:41] Dragon Princess
    I'd love to try some.
[11:44] Earth
    I refuse.
[11:45] Earth
    Sorry, but I'm going to
    the armor shop today.
[11:48] Dragon Princess
    You can go there first, then.
[11:51] Dragon Princess
    I'll just follow you there!
[11:54] Dragon Princess
    I don't get many chances
     to go outside like this.
[11:59] Dragon Princess
    I want to look around at the city.
[12:02] Dragon Princess
    Or is that not okay?
[12:05] Earth
    Oh, fine...
[12:10] Earth
    This is all store merchandise,
    so don't touch it.
[12:14] Dragon Princess
    I-I know!
[12:16] Dragon Princess
    I'm just surprised that humans
    can make things like these!
[12:21] Myun
    Thanks.
[12:22] Myun
    You've got a cute little
    friend with you today, huh?
[12:25] Earth
    Oh, well... you know...
[12:28] Earth
    Anyway, I came today 'cause I wanted
    you to repair this cloak I'm wearing.
[12:35] Myun
    Oh, this thing's just
    at the end of its life.
[12:38] Dragon Princess
    The end of its life?
[12:40] Myun
    If it's this badly damaged,
[12:42] Myun
    it'll be easier to buy a
    new one rather than repair it.
[12:46] Earth
    Yeah...
[12:47] Earth
    I've been through a lot with it,
[12:50] Earth
    but I guess I put it
    through too many battles.
[12:53] Earth
    Okay, can I get you to
    craft me some new armor?
[12:57] Myun
    Of course. Any requests?
[13:00] Earth
    Hm...
[13:01] Earth
    I've got a pelt and fur from a wild bear.
[13:04] Earth
    Can you make something with that?
[13:07] Myun
    Great.
[13:09] Myun
    I love it when people bring me materials.
[13:11] Myun
    Do you have anything metal
    you can give me, too?
[13:14] Earth
    Sure, if you'll take silver.
[13:16] Myun
    Gotcha.
SIGN    Wild Bear Leather Set - Silver Assist
    Total of All Parts: Def + 70
    (When full set is equipped, wearer gets bonus to durability and small bonus to psyche)
[13:18] Myun
    A set of leather armor,
    reinforced with silver.
[13:21] Myun
    Since you're bringing me the materials,
    how about 12,000 gloh for the craft?
[13:26] Earth
    Go for it.
[13:27] Myun
    Thanks.
[13:28] Myun
    I'll call you when it's ready.
[13:30] Earth
    Got it.
[13:32] Dragon Princess
    Seems like you're done.
[13:33] Earth
    Y-Yeah...
[13:35] Dragon Princess
    Now, I think it's time for you to feed me.
[13:42] Earth
    Parboiled Rabbit Steak with Herbs.
[13:45] Earth
    Here you go!
[13:47] Dragon Princess
    This is definitely going to be delicious!
[13:50] Earth
    It's piping hot, so don't burn yourself.
[13:54] Dragon Princess
    Time to dig in!
[13:59] Dragon Princess
    It's so tender!
[14:01] Dragon Princess
    It's like it's melting in my mouth.
[14:04] Dragon Princess
    I can taste the salt and pepper,
    and the faint scent of the herbs...
[14:09] Dragon Princess
    This is incredible!
[14:12] Earth
    I'm glad you liked it.
[14:14] Dragon Princess
    More!
[14:18] Dragon Princess
    That was delicious.
[14:19] Dragon Princess
    Thank you.
[14:22] Earth
    I didn't expect you to
    eat three whole steaks.
[14:24] Earth
    Maybe I should have,
    since you're the Fairy Queen's sister.
[14:27] Earth
    Hey, if you're her sister,
    does that make you a fairy, too?
[14:32] Dragon Princess
    No, I can't really talk about that.
[14:34] Dragon Princess
    I also can't give you my real name.
[14:38] Dragon Princess
    So just call me whatever you like.
[14:40] Earth
    I see...
[14:41] Earth
    I'll just call you "Ryuu" then.
[14:44] Dragon Princess
    Ryuu?
[14:45] Earth
    You've got those Japanese
    dragon-style horns.
[14:47] Earth
    Or do you not like it?
[14:49] Dragon Princess
    I never thought I'd get
    my own personal nickname.
[14:52] Dragon Princess
    All right. You're the only one
    allowed to call me that!
[14:56] Dragon Princess
    I plan on spending a lot of time around you!
[14:59] Earth
    The Fairy Queen's sister, huh?
[15:01] Earth
    I hope she doesn't cause any more trouble...
SIGN    An Important Announcement
    For All Players
[15:10] Earth
    Hey, Blacks!
[15:12] Blacks
    Oh, Earth!
[15:14] Blacks
    Did you see the official announcement?
[15:15] Earth
    Yeah.
[15:16] Blacks
    Crazy stuff, huh?
SIGN    An Important Announcement
    For All Players
[15:19] Earth
    It was an announcement about a previously
    hidden aspect of the game's design.
[15:25] Earth
    Skills evolve by leveling them,
    which is how you learn arts.
[15:30] Earth
    But there was a condition that needed to
    be met to learn the most powerful arts.
[15:36] Earth
    You had to specialize in a single playstyle.
[15:40] Earth
    If you wanted to use the
    most powerful physical arts,
[15:43] Earth
    you needed to learn only
    physical attack skills.
[15:46] Earth
    And if you wanted to learn
    the most powerful magic arts,
[15:48] Earth
    you needed to learn only magical skills.
[15:54] Earth
    It would've been one thing if that
    was just for combat skills, but...
[15:59] Blacks
    I can't believe they made
    it apply to crafters, too.
[16:03] Earth
    People are gonna be ticked
    off about this for a while.
[16:06] Blacks
    What are you going to do?
[16:08] Blacks
    They've given us a month
    to re-spec our skills.
[16:12] Blacks
    You might have trouble in the
    fights ahead if you don't.
[16:16] Earth
    Yeah, if I specialize in just physical attacks,
[16:21] Earth
    it will probably give me
    more firepower in the end.
[16:24] Earth
    But...
[16:26] Earth
    The style I've got now is
    what's most fun for me.
[16:31] Earth
    So I'll keep things as they are now.
[16:32] Blacks
    I see, I see.
[16:34] Blacks
    All the guys who were only part-time
    crafters have been bailing out.
[16:38] Blacks
    With somebody like you around, though,
    it'll be a little less lonely.
[16:44] Earth
    You're exaggerating.
[16:46] Earth
    Making people happy with delicious food
    is a kind of strength in its own.
[16:50] Earth
    And I don't want to lose that strength.
[16:57] Earth
    Would you look at this?!
[16:58] Myun
    What do you think?
[16:59] Myun
    The materials you brought
    in were all high-quality,
[17:02] Myun
    so I've got a lot of confidence in this one.
[17:04] Earth
    This is great.
[17:06] Earth
    My defense went way up.
[17:08] Earth
    The bonuses to durability
    and psyche are great, too.
[17:12] Myun
    Glad you like it.
[17:14] Myun
    What will you do with the old armor?
[17:16] Myun
    If you're going to just discard it,
    I can take it off your hands.
[17:19] Earth
    No, it's been good to me for a long time.
[17:23] Earth
    I want to give it a proper end myself.
[17:26] Myun
    I see.
[17:27] Myun
    It would make me happy if you
    took good care of your new armor,
[17:30] Myun
    just like you did your old armor.
[17:32] Earth
    Of course.
[17:35] Earth
    In this game, you can physically
    touch your equipment.
[17:39] Earth
    Maybe that's why you get
    so attached to it,
[17:43] Earth
    and feel a little sad when
    it's time to say goodbye.
[17:46] Earth
    It's like meeting someone new,
    and then parting with them...
[17:51] Fairy Queen
    Earth.
[17:55] Earth
    Queen?
[17:56] Fairy Queen
    There's something I need to tell you.
[18:02] Fairy Queen
    I'm putting up a barrier.
[18:12] Fairy Queen
    First, I need to apologize.
[18:14] Fairy Queen
    I'm so sorry...
[18:16] Fairy Queen
    You will never be able to make
    a contract with a fairy.
[18:20] Earth
    What? Do the fairies hate me that much?
[18:26] Fairy Queen
    No, it's the opposite.
[18:28] Fairy Queen
    The fairies love you too much!
[18:32] Earth
    Huh?
[18:34] Fairy Queen
    I was planning on introducing you to
    a fairy you could contract with soon.
[18:39] Fairy Queen
    I planned to have you choose from one of
    the six greater fairies you see before you.
[18:46] Greater Fairy
    We'd all love to make a contract with you.
[18:50] Greater Fairy
    You're famous among fairies.
[18:53] Fairy Queen
    But the citizens of the fairy
    kingdom found out about it.
[18:59] Fairy Queen
    Over 80 percent of the country's
    population came to my gates
[19:02] Fairy Queen
    and demanded to be allowed
    to make a contract with you.
[19:07] Earth
    Th-That many?
[19:10] Fairy Queen
    As queen of the fairy kingdom,
    I can't ignore the will of my people.
[19:16] Fairy Queen
    If a fairy were to a contract with you,
    it would plunge the country into chaos.
[19:22] Earth
    Oh, well... I understand, I guess.
[19:27] Fairy Queen
    You're not upset?
[19:29] Fairy Queen
    The lack of a contracted fairy will make
    your journeys and battles more difficult.
[19:35] Earth
    Well, life's just like that sometimes.
[19:38] Earth
    Who knows? Maybe it'll be fun to try it.
[19:43] Fairy Queen
    You really are a strange man...
[19:46] Fairy Queen
    Then, at the very least, allow me to give you
    another form of strength instead.
[19:51] Fairy Queen
    Earth, give me your hand.
[19:55] Fairy Queen
    I'll give you two powers.
[19:57] Fairy Queen
    These two techniques are
    re-creations of powerful skills created
[20:02] Fairy Queen
    in the time of the 21st Fairy Ruler.
SIGN    Seven Falling Stars
    Activates by landing seven consecutive shots on a target
    with a bow within 30 seconds of using the skill.
    Once activated, damage to the target is greatly increased.
[20:07] Fairy Queen
    The first one is Seven Falling Stars.
[20:10] Earth
    This looks like it'll be
    hard to learn to use.
[20:14] Fairy Queen
    Yes.
[20:15] Fairy Queen
    And the other is Sacrifice Bow.
SIGN    Sacrifice Bow
    Activates at the cost of 90% of Max HP, 100% of Max MP, and the
    destruction of the currently equipped bow. Fires a powerful arrow.
[20:20] Fairy Queen
    This technique is extremely dangerous.
[20:23] Fairy Queen
    It combines your life, your magic,
    and the feelings you placed into your bow,
[20:28] Fairy Queen
    and fires a single, powerful arrow.
[20:31] Fairy Queen
    It would be best not to use it
    except in the most dire of circumstances.
[20:37] Earth
    Got it.
[20:38] Fairy Queen
    The stats you lose will come
    back with proper rest.
[20:43] Fairy Queen
    So don't worry.
[20:45] Earth
    But the weapon won't come back.
[20:48] Earth
    So I have to decide if I'm willing to
    sacrifice a beloved weapon to fire it...
[20:54] Earth
    Got it.
[20:56] Earth
    I don't know if I'll use Sacrifice Bow,
    but I'll practice with Seven Falling Stars.
[21:00] Fairy Queen
    Good.
[21:02] Fairy Queen
    Please, keep what I've told you a secret.
[21:04] Fairy Queen
    Oh, and you've probably already
    seen the announcement, but...
SIGN    The Fairy Kingdom is Coming
    in the Next Update!
[21:09] Fairy Queen
    The path to the Fairy Kingdom will
    be opened to all you adventurers.
[21:13] Earth
    The Fairy Kingdom?
[21:15] Earth
    We'll be able to go after the next update?
[21:17] Fairy Queen
    Yes!
[21:18] Fairy Queen
    Please come see us when the path is opened.
[21:22] Fairy Queen
    We'll all be happy to welcome you!
[21:24] Earth
    I definitely will!
[21:27] Earth
    Oh, let me give you all
     a present before you go.
[21:30] Fairy Queen
    A present?
[21:33] Fairy Queen
    Earth, thank you for this gift of food.
[21:37] Zephana
    I can't wait to try your cooking!
[21:39] Earth
    Great.
[21:41] Earth
    I guess I'll be seeing you
    in the Fairy Kingdom next.
[21:44] Zephana
    Oh, that might not be true!
[21:47] Zephana
    We might sneak out to come see you!
[21:53] Fairy Queen
    Hey! Are you trying to come see
    him ahead of the rest of us?
[21:55] Zephana
    If anybody's at fault here, I think it's you,
    for keeping him all to yourself!
[22:00] Zephana
    I wanted to make a contract with him!
[22:02] Earth
    The Fairy Kingdom, huh?
[22:02] Fairy Queen
    Zephana!
[22:04] Earth
    Things are gonna get crazy, I bet.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
    To Be Continued