# E8 - Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl
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***SIGN*** A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
**[01:31] Male GM 1**
Now, let's hear your report.
**[01:34] Female GM**
PN-O-EA seems to be enjoying herself.
**[01:37] Male GM 1**
Her learning seems to be advancing
quickly thanks to that archer.
**[01:42] Male GM 1**
We'll need to thank him.
**[01:44] Female GM**
There's a problem, though.
**[01:48] Female GM**
PN-1-EB has been complaining
that she is bored.
**[01:54] Male GM 1**
Let's allow her to go for a walk.
**[01:58] Earth**
Hey.
**[02:00] Zwei**
Earth! Thanks for coming!
**[02:03] Earth**
No, thanks for inviting me.
**[02:06] Zwei**
Nora and Kazamine can't play today.
**[02:09] Zwei**
So we were hoping we could get a
thief player who could also DPS.
**[02:14] Earth**
But then we'll only have
Millie for a healer.
**[02:18] Earth**
Will we be okay?
**[02:19] Millie**
A new healer is going to join us today.
**[02:23] Earth**
A new player, huh?
**[02:26] Earth**
I don't see them anywhere, though.
**[02:28] Zwei**
Sorry. She said she'd be late.
**[02:31] Earth**
It's okay if she's a few minutes late.
**[02:34] Rona**
Oh, Earth...
**[02:36] Rona**
About this new player...
**[02:40] Rage**
She can be a little rude sometimes.
**[02:43] Rage**
I guess "strong-willed" would
be a nice way to put it.
**[02:47] Earth**
So I just need to kind of brush it off, huh?
**[02:51] Zwei**
There weren't any other free healers today.
**[02:54] Zwei**
Sorry.
**[02:55] Earth**
Not a lot of people play
tanks or healers. I get it.
**[03:00] Zwei**
Thanks, I appreciate that.
**[03:05] Eliza**
So you've all come out to greet me, I see!
**[03:08] Eliza**
I appreciate that.
**[03:10] Zwei**
No, you're just late, dummy!
**[03:14] Zwei**
Earth, her name is Eliza.
**[03:18] Zwei**
Her real name is "Elizabeth,"
but we call her "Eliza" for short.
**[03:22] Zwei**
She's a really good mage,
and really dependable.
**[03:28] Earth**
*Zwei even did her introduction for her...*
**[03:31] Earth**
*It must be rough being a guild master.*
**[03:33] Zwei**
Come on, Eliza!
**[03:35] Zwei**
Get down here and apologize to Earth!
**[03:37] Eliza**
I don't know...
**[03:39] Eliza**
This archer looks like a wimp.
Is he actually useful for anything?
**[03:43] Eliza**
He looks so ordinary,
like a generic townsperson.
**[03:47] Zwei**
Eliza!
**[03:49] Earth**
You can see if I'm useful or not
once we get into the dungeon.
**[03:57] Earth**
Okay, there we go!
**[03:59] Rona**
I'm so glad we brought you.
**[04:01] Rona**
There were a ton of traps
on that last floor, too.
**[04:05] Earth**
You run into traps like that sometimes.
**[04:07] Earth**
Some of those traps are
one-hit kills if you step on them.
**[04:11] Earth**
Make sure to keep an eye out.
**[04:15] Eliza**
Well, it looks like he can
disarm traps, at least.
**[04:20] Zwei**
Okay, we made it to the fifth floor.
**[04:24] Zwei**
Let's take a break.
**[04:26] Eliza**
Do we have time for breaks?
**[04:29] Eliza**
There's a time limit.
**[04:31] Eliza**
Let's keep moving.
**[04:33] Rage**
We're going to need to be much
more careful from here on out.
**[04:36] Millie**
You sometimes run into
dangerous enemies on this floor.
**[04:40] Earth**
*The lesser liches.*
**[04:43] Eliza**
A-Are they that dangerous?
**[04:46] Earth**
Yeah. Not only are they
immune to physical attacks,
**[04:50] Earth**
they use a ton of status effects
that stop you from moving.
**[04:54] Earth**
People call them "trauma generators."
**[05:00] Earth**
Don't worry. I can deal with any
freeze or paralysis effects.
**[05:05] Earth**
And Eliza can fix petrification.
**[05:09] Rona**
And I've learned magic-type attacks,
so I can help, too!
**[05:14] Zwei**
Yeah. We can handle one lesser lich.
**[05:18] Earth**
Yeah. If we're careful...
**[05:21] Earth**
Zwei!
**[05:23] Zwei**
What is it?
**[05:24] Earth**
Monsters are approaching.
**[05:27] Zwei**
How many?
**[05:28] Earth**
Twelve. Four Lesser Liches.
**[05:31] Millie**
Oh, my...
**[05:33] Zwei**
Earth, are there any traps in this room?
**[05:36] Earth**
No, none.
**[05:39] Zwei**
Okay.
**[05:41] Zwei**
It's dangerous to try to run.
**[05:43] Zwei**
We'll fight them here!
**[05:45] Rage**
I'll guard the rear!
**[05:48] Rona**
Guess we have to fight!
**[05:50] Millie**
I'll cast some offensive buff spells
while I've still got the chance!
**[05:55] Zwei**
Yeah. Eliza, get ready to
use some attack magic.
**[05:59] Zwei**
Eliza?
**[06:01] Eliza**
D-Did you say something?
**[06:04] Earth**
*She's so nervous that she's shaking.*
**[06:07] Zwei**
An attack spell!
**[06:09] Zwei**
Hit them with something strong!
**[06:12] Eliza**
G-Got it!
**[06:15] Earth**
*I need to get ready to attack, too.*
**[06:19] Earth**
*Here they come!*
**[06:23] Earth**
I'll hit them first!
**[06:26] Earth**
Wide Arrow!
**[06:30] Eliza**
Holy Ray!
**[06:31] Millie**
Explosion!
**[06:35] Zwei**
Okay, great!
**[06:41] Earth**
I guess I should've known
that wouldn't be enough.
**[06:44] Rage**
Aggro Control!
**[06:46] Rage**
Taunt!
**[06:53] Rage**
I'll handle their attacks!
**[06:56] Rona**
Here I go!
**[06:58] Rona**
War Spirit Twinfists!
**[07:09] Zwei**
Okay, there's one!
**[07:12] Zwei**
This would be a lot easier
if I had a magic sword...
**[07:20] Earth**
Oh, no!
**[07:20] Earth**
Rage has been petrified and can't move!
**[07:22] Earth**
They'll start coming after us!
**[07:25] Millie**
Eliza, heal Rage, please!
**[07:30] Zwei**
Eliza, if we can't heal Rage's petrification,
we'll be wiped out!
**[07:35] Eliza**
I-I know!
**[07:37] Eliza**
I'll do it now!
**[07:42] Eliza**
*No... I'm too scared to speak!*
**[07:49] Rona**
Now, Eliza!
**[07:50] Zwei**
Damn it! I'm running out of MP!
**[07:53] Rage**
Aren't you ready yet, Eliza?!
**[07:59] Earth**
Get down, everyone!
**[08:08] Earth**
Eliza.
**[08:11] Earth**
Did that wake you up?
**[08:14] Earth**
Heal him.
**[08:16] Eliza**
Y-Yes!
**[08:18] Eliza**
Rapidem Cominut Lux.
**[08:21] Eliza**
Stone Break Cure!
**[08:27] Rage**
Thank you!
**[08:28] Rage**
Now I can go back on defense!
**[08:30] Zwei**
Okay, the enemy's weakened.
**[08:32] Zwei**
Let's finish them!
**[08:34] Earth**
Yeah!
**[08:41] Eliza**
If you had something that powerful,
why didn't you use it from the start?
**[08:45] Earth**
They're risky to use,
**[08:47] Earth**
and I can't carry a lot of them.
**[08:50] Eliza**
But you could've been faster—
**[08:52] Zwei**
Eliza! If you don't stop
complaining about Earth...
**[08:56] Eliza**
N-No! I wasn't complaining.
**[08:58] Eliza**
I just...
**[09:00] Millie**
Both of you...
**[09:02] Millie**
It's not just guild members down here today.
**[09:06] Millie**
So put a lid on it.
**[09:09] Both**
O-Okay.
**[09:11] Earth**
Millie's scary when she gets angry, huh?
**[09:14] Eliza**
Um... I'm sorry.
**[09:20] Earth**
We're not done with the dungeon yet.
**[09:22] Earth**
We'll need your help with healing.
**[09:26] Eliza**
Leave it to me!
**[09:31] Zwei**
Well, we made it out alive!
**[09:33] Rona**
I wasn't sure we would!
**[09:36] Rage**
Yeah.
**[09:37] Zwei**
Thanks again, Earth.
**[09:40] Zwei**
You were a huge help today!
**[09:42] Earth**
I got a lot of good stuff out of it.
**[09:44] Earth**
I'm grateful to you guys, too.
**[09:46] Zwei**
Glad to hear it.
**[09:47] Zwei**
Let's play again sometime.
**[09:49] Earth**
Yeah, see you.
**[09:51] All**
Bye!
**[09:51] All**
See you later!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Earth Meets A Dragonian Girl
***SIGN*** Japanese Bow
A Japanese Bow is
a superior version of a longbow.
Its larger size gives it
greater attack power and longer range.
**[10:05] Earth**
*So these are the new weapons,
the Japanese Bow and Ootachi.*
***SIGN*** Ootachi
... intended to cut through an enemy,
rather than crush them like a greatsword.
The weapon's arts will be
Japanese-style katana arts, as well.
**[10:09] Earth**
*Kazamine from Blue Color was
kind of a samurai character.*
**[10:13] Earth**
*He's gonna love that Ootachi.*
**[10:16] Dragon Princess**
You there.
**[10:21] Dragon Princess**
Are you Earth?
**[10:25] Earth**
*Pointed ears, Japanese clothing,
and dragon-like horns.*
**[10:30] Earth**
*That's not a player avatar.*
**[10:33] Earth**
I'm Earth, yes.
**[10:35] Earth**
Who are you?
**[10:36] Dragon Princess**
I am...
**[10:38] Dragon Princess**
Hm, I'll explain it in a way that's
easy for you to understand.
**[10:42] Dragon Princess**
I'm like the Fairy Queen's little sister.
**[10:46] Earth**
*I can tell she's going to
be a pain to deal with!*
**[10:49] Dragon Princess**
Seeing you tense up like that saddens me.
**[10:52] Earth**
Okay, I understand who you are.
**[10:56] Earth**
Why have you come to see me?
**[11:00] Dragon Princess**
There are several reasons.
**[11:02] Dragon Princess**
But the real reason was that
I wanted a taste for myself.
**[11:05] Earth**
A taste?
**[11:07] Dragon Princess**
I'm especially interested in...
yes... getting a taste of your lips.
**[11:13] Dragon Princess**
How about it?
**[11:16] Earth**
You're just as bad as your big sister!
**[11:19] Earth**
Yeah, I'm definitely sure
you're her sister now!
**[11:24] Dragon Princess**
So you think you can hit me with a fan, huh?
**[11:27] Dragon Princess**
You're an intriguing guy.
**[11:29] Dragon Princess**
I think I can see why my
sister is so taken with you.
**[11:33] Earth**
Please go away...
**[11:35] Dragon Princess**
My sister told me you make
the most delicious food.
**[11:41] Dragon Princess**
I'd love to try some.
**[11:44] Earth**
I refuse.
**[11:45] Earth**
Sorry, but I'm going to
the armor shop today.
**[11:48] Dragon Princess**
You can go there first, then.
**[11:51] Dragon Princess**
I'll just follow you there!
**[11:54] Dragon Princess**
I don't get many chances
to go outside like this.
**[11:59] Dragon Princess**
I want to look around at the city.
**[12:02] Dragon Princess**
Or is that not okay?
**[12:05] Earth**
Oh, fine...
**[12:10] Earth**
This is all store merchandise,
so don't touch it.
**[12:14] Dragon Princess**
I-I know!
**[12:16] Dragon Princess**
I'm just surprised that humans
can make things like these!
**[12:21] Myun**
Thanks.
**[12:22] Myun**
You've got a cute little
friend with you today, huh?
**[12:25] Earth**
Oh, well... you know...
**[12:28] Earth**
Anyway, I came today 'cause I wanted
you to repair this cloak I'm wearing.
**[12:35] Myun**
Oh, this thing's just
at the end of its life.
**[12:38] Dragon Princess**
The end of its life?
**[12:40] Myun**
If it's this badly damaged,
**[12:42] Myun**
it'll be easier to buy a
new one rather than repair it.
**[12:46] Earth**
*Yeah...*
**[12:47] Earth**
*I've been through a lot with it,*
**[12:50] Earth**
*but I guess I put it
through too many battles.*
**[12:53] Earth**
Okay, can I get you to
craft me some new armor?
**[12:57] Myun**
Of course. Any requests?
**[13:00] Earth**
Hm...
**[13:01] Earth**
I've got a pelt and fur from a wild bear.
**[13:04] Earth**
Can you make something with that?
**[13:07] Myun**
Great.
**[13:09] Myun**
I love it when people bring me materials.
**[13:11] Myun**
Do you have anything metal
you can give me, too?
**[13:14] Earth**
Sure, if you'll take silver.
**[13:16] Myun**
Gotcha.
***SIGN*** Wild Bear Leather Set - Silver Assist
Total of All Parts: Def + 70
(When full set is equipped, wearer gets bonus to durability and small bonus to psyche)
**[13:18] Myun**
A set of leather armor,
reinforced with silver.
**[13:21] Myun**
Since you're bringing me the materials,
how about 12,000 gloh for the craft?
**[13:26] Earth**
Go for it.
**[13:27] Myun**
Thanks.
**[13:28] Myun**
I'll call you when it's ready.
**[13:30] Earth**
Got it.
**[13:32] Dragon Princess**
Seems like you're done.
**[13:33] Earth**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:35] Dragon Princess**
Now, I think it's time for you to feed me.
**[13:42] Earth**
Parboiled Rabbit Steak with Herbs.
**[13:45] Earth**
Here you go!
**[13:47] Dragon Princess**
This is definitely going to be delicious!
**[13:50] Earth**
It's piping hot, so don't burn yourself.
**[13:54] Dragon Princess**
Time to dig in!
**[13:59] Dragon Princess**
It's so tender!
**[14:01] Dragon Princess**
It's like it's melting in my mouth.
**[14:04] Dragon Princess**
I can taste the salt and pepper,
and the faint scent of the herbs...
**[14:09] Dragon Princess**
This is incredible!
**[14:12] Earth**
I'm glad you liked it.
**[14:14] Dragon Princess**
More!
**[14:18] Dragon Princess**
That was delicious.
**[14:19] Dragon Princess**
Thank you.
**[14:22] Earth**
I didn't expect you to
eat three whole steaks.
**[14:24] Earth**
Maybe I should have,
since you're the Fairy Queen's sister.
**[14:27] Earth**
Hey, if you're her sister,
does that make you a fairy, too?
**[14:32] Dragon Princess**
No, I can't really talk about that.
**[14:34] Dragon Princess**
I also can't give you my real name.
**[14:38] Dragon Princess**
So just call me whatever you like.
**[14:40] Earth**
I see...
**[14:41] Earth**
I'll just call you "Ryuu" then.
**[14:44] Dragon Princess**
Ryuu?
**[14:45] Earth**
You've got those Japanese
dragon-style horns.
**[14:47] Earth**
Or do you not like it?
**[14:49] Dragon Princess**
I never thought I'd get
my own personal nickname.
**[14:52] Dragon Princess**
All right. You're the only one
allowed to call me that!
**[14:56] Dragon Princess**
I plan on spending a lot of time around you!
**[14:59] Earth**
*The Fairy Queen's sister, huh?*
**[15:01] Earth**
*I hope she doesn't cause any more trouble...*
***SIGN*** An Important Announcement
For All Players
**[15:10] Earth**
Hey, Blacks!
**[15:12] Blacks**
Oh, Earth!
**[15:14] Blacks**
Did you see the official announcement?
**[15:15] Earth**
Yeah.
**[15:16] Blacks**
Crazy stuff, huh?
***SIGN*** An Important Announcement
For All Players
**[15:19] Earth**
*It was an announcement about a previously
hidden aspect of the game's design.*
**[15:25] Earth**
*Skills evolve by leveling them,
which is how you learn arts.*
**[15:30] Earth**
*But there was a condition that needed to
be met to learn the most powerful arts.*
**[15:36] Earth**
*You had to specialize in a single playstyle.*
**[15:40] Earth**
*If you wanted to use the
most powerful physical arts,*
**[15:43] Earth**
*you needed to learn only
physical attack skills.*
**[15:46] Earth**
*And if you wanted to learn
the most powerful magic arts,*
**[15:48] Earth**
*you needed to learn only magical skills.*
**[15:54] Earth**
*It would've been one thing if that
was just for combat skills, but...*
**[15:59] Blacks**
I can't believe they made
it apply to crafters, too.
**[16:03] Earth**
People are gonna be ticked
off about this for a while.
**[16:06] Blacks**
What are you going to do?
**[16:08] Blacks**
They've given us a month
to re-spec our skills.
**[16:12] Blacks**
You might have trouble in the
fights ahead if you don't.
**[16:16] Earth**
*Yeah, if I specialize in just physical attacks,*
**[16:21] Earth**
*it will probably give me
more firepower in the end.*
**[16:24] Earth**
*But...*
**[16:26] Earth**
The style I've got now is
what's most fun for me.
**[16:31] Earth**
So I'll keep things as they are now.
**[16:32] Blacks**
I see, I see.
**[16:34] Blacks**
All the guys who were only part-time
crafters have been bailing out.
**[16:38] Blacks**
With somebody like you around, though,
it'll be a little less lonely.
**[16:44] Earth**
You're exaggerating.
**[16:46] Earth**
*Making people happy with delicious food
is a kind of strength in its own.*
**[16:50] Earth**
*And I don't want to lose that strength.*
**[16:57] Earth**
Would you look at this?!
**[16:58] Myun**
What do you think?
**[16:59] Myun**
The materials you brought
in were all high-quality,
**[17:02] Myun**
so I've got a lot of confidence in this one.
**[17:04] Earth**
This is great.
**[17:06] Earth**
My defense went way up.
**[17:08] Earth**
The bonuses to durability
and psyche are great, too.
**[17:12] Myun**
Glad you like it.
**[17:14] Myun**
What will you do with the old armor?
**[17:16] Myun**
If you're going to just discard it,
I can take it off your hands.
**[17:19] Earth**
No, it's been good to me for a long time.
**[17:23] Earth**
I want to give it a proper end myself.
**[17:26] Myun**
I see.
**[17:27] Myun**
It would make me happy if you
took good care of your new armor,
**[17:30] Myun**
just like you did your old armor.
**[17:32] Earth**
Of course.
**[17:35] Earth**
*In this game, you can physically
touch your equipment.*
**[17:39] Earth**
*Maybe that's why you get
so attached to it,*
**[17:43] Earth**
*and feel a little sad when
it's time to say goodbye.*
**[17:46] Earth**
*It's like meeting someone new,
and then parting with them...*
**[17:51] Fairy Queen**
Earth.
**[17:55] Earth**
Queen?
**[17:56] Fairy Queen**
There's something I need to tell you.
**[18:02] Fairy Queen**
I'm putting up a barrier.
**[18:12] Fairy Queen**
First, I need to apologize.
**[18:14] Fairy Queen**
I'm so sorry...
**[18:16] Fairy Queen**
You will never be able to make
a contract with a fairy.
**[18:20] Earth**
What? Do the fairies hate me that much?
**[18:26] Fairy Queen**
No, it's the opposite.
**[18:28] Fairy Queen**
The fairies love you too much!
**[18:32] Earth**
Huh?
**[18:34] Fairy Queen**
I was planning on introducing you to
a fairy you could contract with soon.
**[18:39] Fairy Queen**
I planned to have you choose from one of
the six greater fairies you see before you.
**[18:46] Greater Fairy**
We'd all love to make a contract with you.
**[18:50] Greater Fairy**
You're famous among fairies.
**[18:53] Fairy Queen**
But the citizens of the fairy
kingdom found out about it.
**[18:59] Fairy Queen**
Over 80 percent of the country's
population came to my gates
**[19:02] Fairy Queen**
and demanded to be allowed
to make a contract with you.
**[19:07] Earth**
Th-That many?
**[19:10] Fairy Queen**
As queen of the fairy kingdom,
I can't ignore the will of my people.
**[19:16] Fairy Queen**
If a fairy were to a contract with you,
it would plunge the country into chaos.
**[19:22] Earth**
Oh, well... I understand, I guess.
**[19:27] Fairy Queen**
You're not upset?
**[19:29] Fairy Queen**
The lack of a contracted fairy will make
your journeys and battles more difficult.
**[19:35] Earth**
Well, life's just like that sometimes.
**[19:38] Earth**
Who knows? Maybe it'll be fun to try it.
**[19:43] Fairy Queen**
You really are a strange man...
**[19:46] Fairy Queen**
Then, at the very least, allow me to give you
another form of strength instead.
**[19:51] Fairy Queen**
Earth, give me your hand.
**[19:55] Fairy Queen**
I'll give you two powers.
**[19:57] Fairy Queen**
These two techniques are
re-creations of powerful skills created
**[20:02] Fairy Queen**
in the time of the 21st Fairy Ruler.
***SIGN*** Seven Falling Stars
Activates by landing seven consecutive shots on a target
with a bow within 30 seconds of using the skill.
Once activated, damage to the target is greatly increased.
**[20:07] Fairy Queen**
The first one is Seven Falling Stars.
**[20:10] Earth**
This looks like it'll be
hard to learn to use.
**[20:14] Fairy Queen**
Yes.
**[20:15] Fairy Queen**
And the other is Sacrifice Bow.
***SIGN*** Sacrifice Bow
Activates at the cost of 90% of Max HP, 100% of Max MP, and the
destruction of the currently equipped bow. Fires a powerful arrow.
**[20:20] Fairy Queen**
This technique is extremely dangerous.
**[20:23] Fairy Queen**
It combines your life, your magic,
and the feelings you placed into your bow,
**[20:28] Fairy Queen**
and fires a single, powerful arrow.
**[20:31] Fairy Queen**
It would be best not to use it
except in the most dire of circumstances.
**[20:37] Earth**
Got it.
**[20:38] Fairy Queen**
The stats you lose will come
back with proper rest.
**[20:43] Fairy Queen**
So don't worry.
**[20:45] Earth**
*But the weapon won't come back.*
**[20:48] Earth**
*So I have to decide if I'm willing to
sacrifice a beloved weapon to fire it...*
**[20:54] Earth**
Got it.
**[20:56] Earth**
I don't know if I'll use Sacrifice Bow,
but I'll practice with Seven Falling Stars.
**[21:00] Fairy Queen**
Good.
**[21:02] Fairy Queen**
Please, keep what I've told you a secret.
**[21:04] Fairy Queen**
Oh, and you've probably already
seen the announcement, but...
***SIGN*** The Fairy Kingdom is Coming
in the Next Update!
**[21:09] Fairy Queen**
The path to the Fairy Kingdom will
be opened to all you adventurers.
**[21:13] Earth**
The Fairy Kingdom?
**[21:15] Earth**
We'll be able to go after the next update?
**[21:17] Fairy Queen**
Yes!
**[21:18] Fairy Queen**
Please come see us when the path is opened.
**[21:22] Fairy Queen**
We'll all be happy to welcome you!
**[21:24] Earth**
I definitely will!
**[21:27] Earth**
Oh, let me give you all
a present before you go.
**[21:30] Fairy Queen**
A present?
**[21:33] Fairy Queen**
Earth, thank you for this gift of food.
**[21:37] Zephana**
I can't wait to try your cooking!
**[21:39] Earth**
Great.
**[21:41] Earth**
I guess I'll be seeing you
in the Fairy Kingdom next.
**[21:44] Zephana**
Oh, that might not be true!
**[21:47] Zephana**
We might sneak out to come see you!
**[21:53] Fairy Queen**
Hey! Are you trying to come see
him ahead of the rest of us?
**[21:55] Zephana**
If anybody's at fault here, I think it's you,
for keeping him all to yourself!
**[22:00] Zephana**
I wanted to make a contract with him!
**[22:02] Earth**
*The Fairy Kingdom, huh?*
**[22:02] Fairy Queen**
Zephana!
**[22:04] Earth**
*Things are gonna get crazy, I bet.*
**[22:07] [SONG] SIGN**
To Be Continued