E12 - Earth Gets Angry

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Earth Gets Angry
SIGN    You have logged in.
[01:49] Earth
    No way!
[01:50] Earth
    Has she been hugging me like this
    since the last time I logged out?
[01:55] Earth
    One, two, three.
[01:59] FairyQueen
    That's a mean way to wake me up.
[02:01] Earth
    Fun time is over.
[02:03] Earth
    We're leaving.
[02:04] FairyQueen
    Hey, why not stay here a little...
[02:07] FairyQueen
    This isn't what I like to do in bed!
[02:20] Earth
    I just can't get used to being treated this way,
    and I don't know if I like it...
[02:25] Earth
    I want to start leveling up
    my kick and whip skills.
[02:29] Earth
    And I'd better get another thorn whip
    to replace the one I just used.
[02:33] Earth
    And...
[02:34] Emer
    Excuse me.
[02:35] Earth
    Yes?
[02:37] Emer
    My name is Emer.
[02:39] Emer
    You are Earth, correct?
[02:43] Earth
    You've got the wrong guy.
[02:44] Emer
    Black hair. Black eyes. And a bow.
[02:48] Emer
    I am quite certain you are him.
[02:51] Earth
    I told you. You've got the wrong guy.
[02:53] Earth
    Somehow I can tell from the aura this guy's
    giving off that he's another wild dragon.
[02:59] Earth
    I don't want to get involved.
[03:01] Earth
    There are plenty of people out there
    with black hair and black eyes.
[03:06] Earth
    And more and more people
    are using bows lately.
[03:10] Earth
    Anyway, I'll be going.
[03:14] Earth
    The reason I've got so many
    wild dragons showing up around me
[03:18] Earth
    must be because of what
    I did with the baby red dragon.
[03:22] Earth
    Part of this is my responsibility.
[03:25] Earth
    But whatever responsibility I had,
    I've already fulfilled it!
[03:29] Earth
    I don't want to spend any more time being
    forced to cook for the wild dragons.
[03:34] Earth
    I'm an adventurer.
    I'm not logging in to play as a chef.
[03:44] Earth
    All that's left is to
    find an inn for tonight.
[03:52] Emer
    So you are Earth, after all.
[03:56] FairyQueen
    It's really mean to tie someone up with
    a thorn whip and leave them there!
[04:02] Earth
    You've got the wrong guy!
[04:05] Earth
    Fly and Large Jump!
[04:06] [SONG] SIGN
    Fly
[04:06] [SONG] SIGN
    Large Jump
[04:08] Emer
    You won't get away!
[04:10] FairyQueen
    Wait!
[04:13] Earth
    An inn!
[04:14] Earth
    If I can get inside, I can log out!
[04:18] Earth
    Wind Booster!
[04:19] [SONG] SIGN
    Wind Booster
[04:20] FairyQueen
    He's fast!
[04:22] FairyQueen
    If he gets inside that inn, he'll escape!
[04:23] Emer
    Understood!
[04:27] Earth
    How much is a room?
[04:28] Innkeep
    F-Fifty gloh...
[04:30] Earth
    I'll take it!
[04:33] Earth
    Large Jump!
[04:38] FairyQueen
    Wait!
[04:39] Earth
    Not a chance!
[04:44] Earth
    I can't stay in the
    Fairy Kingdom anymore, can I?
[04:53] Earth
    I'm sorry for all the fuss yesterday.
[04:56] Innkeep
    Wh-What did you do?
[05:00] Innkeep
    The queen put out a warrant
    for your arrest...
[05:04] FairyQueen
    A warrant?
SIGN    If you see this person inform the queen at once!
SIGN    The Man Who Doesn't Want to Stand Out
    What? Why isn't everybody talking about you guys, too?
    But Stands Out More Than Anyone!
    
SIGN    His Name is Earth
SIGN    An EVIL MAN who played with the Queen's heart!
SIGN    He tied me up!
[05:24] FairyQueen
    What's going on?
[05:25] FairyQueen
    Earth!
[05:27] Earth
    I didn't think you'd go so
    far as to put out a warrant.
[05:31] Earth
    That's going too far. Even for you.
[05:36] Earth
    Even I can get angry, you know!
[05:39] FairyQueen
    Wait! I can explain!
[05:42] FairyQueen
    The green dragon elder...
[05:43] Earth
    I'm very disappointed, Queen.
[05:45] Earth
    I thought you knew me a
    little better than that.
[05:50] Earth
    There's only one thing I want from you now.
[05:53] Earth
    Take this damn ring off!
[05:56] Earth
    You put it on. You can take it off.
[06:02] Earth
    And you, wild dragon...
[06:05] Earth
    I'm never cooking for any of you again.
[06:09] Earth
    So get the hell out of here!
[06:11] Emer
    And if I refuse?
[06:13] Earth
    If you're going to try and force
    me to, I'm prepared to fight.
[06:18] Emer
    Have you lost your mind, child of man?
[06:20] Earth
    Hell no.
[06:21] Earth
    I can see exactly how arrogant
    your power has made you.
[06:25] Earth
    I saved your country's princess, and instead
    of a reward, you keep making demands!
[06:32] Earth
    If that isn't arrogance, what is?
[06:35] Emer
    You dare call us arrogant?
[06:37] Emer
    You need to learn your place, child of man.
[06:41] Emer
    Let's take this outside.
[06:43] Emer
    I'll rip you apart and force you to obey.
[06:46] Earth
    And I'll blast a hole in
    that smug face of yours!
[06:54] Earth
    What I said then...
[06:56] (Flashback) Earth
    I prefer quiet.
    I don't want to attract attention.
[07:02] (Flashback) Dragon Dad
    We shall grant your wish.
[07:05] Earth
    They promised! But...
[07:09] Earth
    From a dragon's perspective, a human should
    be willing to do whatever they want.
[07:14] Earth
    But they don't get to tell me what to do!
[07:18] Earth
    I'm sick of them acting this way!
[07:21] Emer
    It would be dishonorable for a wild dragon
    to strike the first blow at full force.
[07:26] Emer
    I'll let you attack first.
[07:28] Earth
    All right, let's see what you've got!
[07:31] Earth
    Arrow Twister!
[07:37] Emer
    Is that all you've got?
[07:39] Emer
    You have no chance, then!
[07:43] Earth
    I guess I should've expected
    a dragon to be tough.
[07:45] Earth
    Most of my attacks won't even scratch it!
[07:49] Earth
    But if I take even a single hit...
[07:52] Emer
    Now... dance the dance of death!
[08:01] Emer
    I'll make your death painful.
[08:03] Earth
    Damn it. Should I use a suffocation herb?
[08:07] Earth
    No... if the wind blows
    it back at me, I'm dead.
[08:12] Earth
    Then...
[08:15] Earth
    If I can't pierce his scales,
    I'll shatter them!
[08:19] Earth
    Twin-Fanged Arrow!
[08:22] Earth
    Even a Heavy Blunt Arrow can't do it?
[08:25] Emer
    A dragon's scales are unbreakable!
[08:28] Earth
    Oh, no!
[08:29] Earth
    Shield Parry!
[08:33] Earth
    That blunted the force of his attack.
[08:35] Earth
    But that's the most I can
    do to resist him now!
[08:42] Emer
    So you managed to just barely survive that?
[08:53] Emer
    Perhaps that shield sacrificed
    itself to protect its master,
[08:57] Emer
    in one last show of loyalty.
[08:59] Earth
    I've been through so many battles
    with that shield, and now it's gone.
[09:04] Earth
    He killed one of my partners!
[09:09] Earth
    So I need to stand up!
[09:11] Earth
    I need to stand up and fight!
[09:13] Earth
    I haven't lost yet!
[09:15] Earth
    This isn't over!
[09:20] Emer
    How can you still fight?
[09:24] Earth
    It doesn't matter if everyone laughs at me.
[09:26] Earth
    If I look like a loser.
[09:28] Earth
    I never wanted to be cool
    in the first place.
[09:31] Earth
    In games and in reality,
    once you give up, it's over.
[09:35] Earth
    So...
[09:36] Earth
    I'll keep fighting until the
    very end, and never give up!
[09:39] Earth
    That's what humans do!
[09:41] Emer
    I'm done playing around.
[09:43] Emer
    It's time for me to give
    you the right to die!
[09:49] Earth
    Wind Booster!
[09:53] Earth
    This is what I've been waiting for!
[09:55] Earth
    Hell Mine Oil!
[10:08] Earth
    I managed to survive that...
[10:14] Earth
    My ears are ringing!
[10:16] Earth
    But now's my chance!
[10:19] Earth
    My bow skill...
[10:20] Earth
    The one the Queen gave me...
[10:24] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    I'll give you two powers.
[10:26] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    These two techniques are a recreation
    of powerful skills created
[10:31] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    in the time of the 21st fairy ruler.
[10:35] Earth
    Seven Falling Stars!
[10:38] [SONG] SIGN
    Seven Falling Stars
[10:44] Emer
    This skill... It's the fairies'...
[10:50] Emer
    Why do you...
[11:07] Emer
    You're going to regret that.
[11:13] Earth
    I should've known a dragon
    could survive that...
[11:14] Emer
    This is the end!
[11:16] Emer
    Wind Breath!
[11:30] Emer
    So there's nothing left of you?
[11:32] Emer
    That's what you get for not
    knowing your place, child of man.
[11:38] Earth
    Sorry.
[11:40] Earth
    I used Wind Booster to escape.
[11:42] Earth
    And I'm using Sneak, too,
[11:44] Earth
    so you can't see me.
[11:47] Earth
    I've got just one chance.
[11:49] Earth
    And I'll lose this bow that's
    been with me for so long.
[11:56] Earth
    The moment of fate has come.
[11:59] Earth
    I offer up the life of my other self...
[12:02] Earth
    discarding advantage...
[12:03] Earth
    and my own life, as well...
[12:05] Earth
    to force open the door to
    tomorrow before it closes...
[12:08] Earth
    To ensure a tomorrow for
    those who come after...
[12:12] Earth
    I put all of my will into this arrow...
[12:14] Earth
    My life up to this point has had but
    one purpose: to fire this last arrow!
[12:22] Emer
    You're not dead?!
[12:25] Earth
    And the other gift the queen gave me...
[12:29] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    It combines your life, your magic,
    and the feelings you placed into your bow,
[12:34] (Flashback) FairyQueen
    and fires a single, powerful arrow.
[12:38] Earth
    Even a dragon's not invincible.
[12:41] Earth
    And this shot will make you realize that!
[12:43] Dragon
    If you fire that arrow, you won't survive!
[12:47] Earth
    That's the plan!
[12:51] Earth
    Sacrifice Bow!
[12:57] Emer
    Wind Barrier!
[13:02] Earth
    I can't use any more arts...
[13:04] Earth
    And I'm loaded down with status debuffs.
[13:09] Earth
    This is the last shot, partner!
[13:11] Earth
    Blast a hole in him!
[13:32] Earth
    Thanks for everything...
[13:34] Earth
    For sticking with a guy like me...
[13:42] Earth
    He's still not defeated?
[13:44] Earth
    I'm out of ways to fight.
[13:47] Earth
    Which means...
[13:51] Emer
    Don't do it...
[13:52] Earth
    This is the end for you, wild dragon!
[14:01] Male 1
    What the hell?
[14:03] Male 2
    What's this dragon's level?
[14:05] Female 1
    Stats-wise, he's the weakest one.
    He's also old, and had little time left.
[14:11] Male 2
    So there's still a chance of winning?
[14:16] Male 1
    Should we nerf that oil?
[14:19] Female 2
    No, I'd rather not.
[14:21] Female 2
    If we nerf every clever idea they have,
    they'll stop wanting to make new things.
[14:28] Male 2
    That's a fair point.
[14:29] Male 1
    I'm surprised he was willing
    to sacrifice his bow, though.
[14:34] Male 1
    And he sacrificed himself at the end, too.
[14:38] Male 2
    That's the thing!
[14:39] Male 1
    One More may be a VR game,
    but it feels extremely real.
[14:45] Male 1
    But the fear and the pain
    didn't stop him at all.
[14:49] Male 2
    I didn't think he'd be
    able to beat a dragon...
[14:59] Earth
    I didn't lose, but I guess I died, too...
[15:04] Earth
    If I wait two minutes, I'll be teleported
    to the last place I logged out.
[15:11] Earth
    Guess I'll wait.
[15:19] Red Dragon
    Get to work.
[15:22] White Dragon
    Yes, sire.
[15:22] Earth
    Did they come to save the green dragon?
[15:34] Earth
    Wait, what are you doing?
SIGN    You have been revived. Accept?
[15:46] Earth
    Why would you revive me
    before your dragon buddy?
[15:50] Red Dragon
    You have my deepest apologies for this.
[15:54] Red Dragon
    The wild dragon you defeated
    was the green dragon elder.
[16:00] Red Dragon
    I've learned he's become terribly arrogant
    and had been mistreating others.
[16:06] Red Dragon
    He threatened the Fairy Queen and told her
    that if she didn't put out a warrant for you,
[16:12] Red Dragon
    he'd attack the human and fairy towns.
[16:17] Earth
    She was being threatened?
[16:19] Earth
    She only did it to protect
    the humans and fairies?
[16:24] Red Dragon
    We came here to ensure
    he received punishment.
[16:29] Red Dragon
    But instead, we found that you,
    a human, had defeated him.
[16:33] Red Dragon
    I am extremely impressed!
[16:35] Earth
    But that doesn't change the fact that
    I killed one of your fellow dragons.
[16:40] Earth
    Are you okay with that?
[16:42] Red Dragon
    Of course.
[16:43] Red Dragon
    If you hadn't defeated him, I would have
     ripped him apart with my own jaws.
[16:47] Red Dragon
    He wasn't going to survive, either way.
[16:51] Red Dragon
    Oh, and here.
[16:54] Red Dragon
    We haven't compensated you for
     the cooking you did, I'm told.
SIGN    Dragonscale Light Armor Set
SIGN    800,000 Gloh
SIGN    Bow of ???
[17:00] Red Dragon
    The others are my way of apologizing.
[17:03] Earth
    Dragonscale Light Armor?
[17:07] Earth
    I don't have Light Armor skill.
[17:10] Red Dragon
    Don't worry.
[17:12] Red Dragon
    It's no heavier than a human robe.
[17:15] Earth
    It's so much lighter than it looks!
[17:17] Earth
    And it's easier to move in than leather.
[17:20] Red Dragon
    The service you've given us merits it.
[17:23] Red Dragon
    Any less of a reward would
    be an insult to our pride.
[17:27] Red Dragon
    And as for this bow...
SIGN    Bow of ???
    Effect: Atk+???
    Special Effect: ???? ???? ????
[17:30] Earth
    I can't see its stats.
[17:32] Red Dragon
    It belonged to the one fairy
    who faced me in combat.
[17:38] Red Dragon
    It's a strange weapon that only recognizes
    those who meet its conditions.
[17:42] Red Dragon
    You may not be able to equip it now,
[17:44] Red Dragon
    but perhaps someday
    it will open its heart to you.
[17:47] Earth
    A weapon with a mind of its own, huh?
[17:49] Red Dragon
    We need to earn your trust, after all.
[17:53] Red Dragon
    For the sake of my daughter, as well.
[18:04] Earth
    My body feels so heavy...
[18:07] Earth
    That's what I get for using Sacrifice Bow...
[18:10] Earth
    I don't really want to do this, but...
[18:13] Earth
    Pikasha, can you come here?
[18:22] Earth
    I'm fine!
[18:24] Earth
    I'm too tired to move, that's all.
[18:28] Earth
    I'm glad to have Pikasha around,
    but I feel like I'm abusing my privileges...
[18:33] Earth
    I'm not supposed to like standing
    out or attracting attention...
[18:38] Earth
    But it's true that I had fun that day.
[18:45] Earth
    Excuse me. I'd like a cape!
[18:50] Earth
    Okay! Looking good!
SIGN    Fairy Cape
     Effect: Def+4
     Special Effects: Self-Repair Reduce All Attack Damage (Weak)
    Hood prevents others from recognizing you
[19:04] Zephana
    Her Highness fell into a state of shock
    after she saw how angry you became.
[19:09] Zephana
    She's like a living corpse.
[19:13] Lunea
    Right now, her mind's like a balloon
    that could burst at any moment.
[19:19] Lunea
    Please, be careful what you say to her.
[19:23] Earth
    Sure, I was pretty angry.
[19:27] Earth
    But I didn't mean to do this to her.
[19:31] Earth
    Queen!
[19:33] FairyQueen
    Earth!
[19:36] FairyQueen
    I'm so sorry...
[19:39] Earth
    No, the red dragon told me what happened.
[19:43] Earth
    You only put that warrant
    out to protect your people.
[19:49] Earth
    As queen, it was the
     right decision to make, I think.
[19:54] Earth
    And I didn't even think about
    that when I snapped at you...
[19:57] Earth
    I was acting like a child.
[19:59] FairyQueen
    No, I realize just how
    badly I've been behaving.
[20:05] FairyQueen
    As my way of apologizing, I'll do
    whatever I can to respect your wishes.
[20:10] Earth
    Then...
[20:13] Earth
    I'd like you... I'd like you to seal...
    I'd like you to seal this ring's powers.
[20:20] FairyQueen
    So you really do hate me...
[20:25] Earth
    No, that's not it.
[20:26] Earth
    I know I've taken advantage of all the
    special treatment you've given me, but...
[20:31] Earth
    I actually don't like being treated
    that way, or standing out.
[20:38] FairyQueen
    You're right...
[20:40] FairyQueen
    You're telling me that, as queen,
[20:43] FairyQueen
    I shouldn't be going to visit you or
    giving you extra special treatment.
[20:48] FairyQueen
    That's what you want to say, right?
[20:52] FairyQueen
    I'd gotten too excited, hadn't I?
[20:55] FairyQueen
    I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.
[20:59] Earth
    No, that wonderful parade you gave me,
[21:04] Earth
    and those rides on Pikasha...
[21:06] Earth
    That stuff made me really happy.
[21:08] Earth
    You can only experience stuff
    like that in One More.
[21:17] Earth
    And the only reason I was able
    to defeat the green dragon
[21:19] Earth
    was because of the skills you gave me.
[21:27] FairyQueen
    It's done.
[21:31] FairyQueen
    Can we see each other again someday?
[21:33] Earth
    Someday.
[21:46] Earth
    Now, it's time to say goodbye
    to the Fairy Kingdom.
[21:49] Earth
    I guess I'll head back to First.
[21:52] Earth
    I wonder what everybody's up to.
[21:54] Earth
    Oh, I know. I've got to
    go say goodbye to Zetan.
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