# E12 - Earth Gets Angry
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***SIGN*** A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
VRMMO LIFE
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Earth Gets Angry
***SIGN*** You have logged in.
**[01:49] Earth**
*No way!*
**[01:50] Earth**
* Has she been hugging me like this*
* since the last time I logged out?*
**[01:55] Earth**
One, two, three.
**[01:59] FairyQueen**
That's a mean way to wake me up.
**[02:01] Earth**
Fun time is over.
**[02:03] Earth**
We're leaving.
**[02:04] FairyQueen**
Hey, why not stay here a little...
**[02:07] FairyQueen**
This isn't what I like to do in bed!
**[02:20] Earth**
* I just can't get used to being treated this way,*
* and I don't know if I like it...*
**[02:25] Earth**
* I want to start leveling up*
* my kick and whip skills.*
**[02:29] Earth**
* And I'd better get another thorn whip*
* to replace the one I just used.*
**[02:33] Earth**
*And...*
**[02:34] Emer**
Excuse me.
**[02:35] Earth**
Yes?
**[02:37] Emer**
My name is Emer.
**[02:39] Emer**
You are Earth, correct?
**[02:43] Earth**
You've got the wrong guy.
**[02:44] Emer**
Black hair. Black eyes. And a bow.
**[02:48] Emer**
I am quite certain you are him.
**[02:51] Earth**
I told you. You've got the wrong guy.
**[02:53] Earth**
* Somehow I can tell from the aura this guy's*
* giving off that he's another wild dragon.*
**[02:59] Earth**
*I don't want to get involved.*
**[03:01] Earth**
There are plenty of people out there
with black hair and black eyes.
**[03:06] Earth**
And more and more people
are using bows lately.
**[03:10] Earth**
Anyway, I'll be going.
**[03:14] Earth**
* The reason I've got so many*
* wild dragons showing up around me*
**[03:18] Earth**
* must be because of what*
* I did with the baby red dragon.*
**[03:22] Earth**
*Part of this is my responsibility.*
**[03:25] Earth**
* But whatever responsibility I had,*
* I've already fulfilled it!*
**[03:29] Earth**
* I don't want to spend any more time being*
* forced to cook for the wild dragons.*
**[03:34] Earth**
* I'm an adventurer.*
* I'm not logging in to play as a chef.*
**[03:44] Earth**
All that's left is to
find an inn for tonight.
**[03:52] Emer**
So you are Earth, after all.
**[03:56] FairyQueen**
It's really mean to tie someone up with
a thorn whip and leave them there!
**[04:02] Earth**
You've got the wrong guy!
**[04:05] Earth**
Fly and Large Jump!
**[04:06] [SONG] SIGN**
Fly
**[04:06] [SONG] SIGN**
Large Jump
**[04:08] Emer**
You won't get away!
**[04:10] FairyQueen**
Wait!
**[04:13] Earth**
An inn!
**[04:14] Earth**
If I can get inside, I can log out!
**[04:18] Earth**
Wind Booster!
**[04:19] [SONG] SIGN**
Wind Booster
**[04:20] FairyQueen**
He's fast!
**[04:22] FairyQueen**
If he gets inside that inn, he'll escape!
**[04:23] Emer**
Understood!
**[04:27] Earth**
How much is a room?
**[04:28] Innkeep**
F-Fifty gloh...
**[04:30] Earth**
I'll take it!
**[04:33] Earth**
Large Jump!
**[04:38] FairyQueen**
Wait!
**[04:39] Earth**
Not a chance!
**[04:44] Earth**
I can't stay in the
Fairy Kingdom anymore, can I?
**[04:53] Earth**
I'm sorry for all the fuss yesterday.
**[04:56] Innkeep**
Wh-What did you do?
**[05:00] Innkeep**
The queen put out a warrant
for your arrest...
**[05:04] FairyQueen**
A warrant?
***SIGN*** If you see this person inform the queen at once!
***SIGN*** The Man Who Doesn't Want to Stand Out
What? Why isn't everybody talking about you guys, too?
But Stands Out More Than Anyone!
***SIGN*** His Name is Earth
***SIGN*** An EVIL MAN who played with the Queen's heart!
***SIGN*** He tied me up!
**[05:24] FairyQueen**
What's going on?
**[05:25] FairyQueen**
Earth!
**[05:27] Earth**
I didn't think you'd go so
far as to put out a warrant.
**[05:31] Earth**
That's going too far. Even for you.
**[05:36] Earth**
Even I can get angry, you know!
**[05:39] FairyQueen**
Wait! I can explain!
**[05:42] FairyQueen**
The green dragon elder...
**[05:43] Earth**
I'm very disappointed, Queen.
**[05:45] Earth**
I thought you knew me a
little better than that.
**[05:50] Earth**
There's only one thing I want from you now.
**[05:53] Earth**
Take this damn ring off!
**[05:56] Earth**
You put it on. You can take it off.
**[06:02] Earth**
And you, wild dragon...
**[06:05] Earth**
I'm never cooking for any of you again.
**[06:09] Earth**
So get the hell out of here!
**[06:11] Emer**
And if I refuse?
**[06:13] Earth**
If you're going to try and force
me to, I'm prepared to fight.
**[06:18] Emer**
Have you lost your mind, child of man?
**[06:20] Earth**
Hell no.
**[06:21] Earth**
I can see exactly how arrogant
your power has made you.
**[06:25] Earth**
I saved your country's princess, and instead
of a reward, you keep making demands!
**[06:32] Earth**
If that isn't arrogance, what is?
**[06:35] Emer**
You dare call us arrogant?
**[06:37] Emer**
You need to learn your place, child of man.
**[06:41] Emer**
Let's take this outside.
**[06:43] Emer**
I'll rip you apart and force you to obey.
**[06:46] Earth**
And I'll blast a hole in
that smug face of yours!
**[06:54] Earth**
*What I said then...*
**[06:56] (Flashback) Earth**
I prefer quiet.
I don't want to attract attention.
**[07:02] (Flashback) Dragon Dad**
We shall grant your wish.
**[07:05] Earth**
*They promised! But...*
**[07:09] Earth**
* From a dragon's perspective, a human should*
* be willing to do whatever they want.*
**[07:14] Earth**
*But they don't get to tell me what to do!*
**[07:18] Earth**
*I'm sick of them acting this way!*
**[07:21] Emer**
It would be dishonorable for a wild dragon
to strike the first blow at full force.
**[07:26] Emer**
I'll let you attack first.
**[07:28] Earth**
All right, let's see what you've got!
**[07:31] Earth**
Arrow Twister!
**[07:37] Emer**
Is that all you've got?
**[07:39] Emer**
You have no chance, then!
**[07:43] Earth**
* I guess I should've expected*
* a dragon to be tough.*
**[07:45] Earth**
*Most of my attacks won't even scratch it!*
**[07:49] Earth**
*But if I take even a single hit...*
**[07:52] Emer**
Now... dance the dance of death!
**[08:01] Emer**
I'll make your death painful.
**[08:03] Earth**
*Damn it. Should I use a suffocation herb?*
**[08:07] Earth**
* No... if the wind blows*
* it back at me, I'm dead.*
**[08:12] Earth**
*Then...*
**[08:15] Earth**
* If I can't pierce his scales,*
* I'll shatter them!*
**[08:19] Earth**
Twin-Fanged Arrow!
**[08:22] Earth**
Even a Heavy Blunt Arrow can't do it?
**[08:25] Emer**
A dragon's scales are unbreakable!
**[08:28] Earth**
Oh, no!
**[08:29] Earth**
Shield Parry!
**[08:33] Earth**
*That blunted the force of his attack.*
**[08:35] Earth**
* But that's the most I can*
* do to resist him now!*
**[08:42] Emer**
So you managed to just barely survive that?
**[08:53] Emer**
Perhaps that shield sacrificed
itself to protect its master,
**[08:57] Emer**
in one last show of loyalty.
**[08:59] Earth**
* I've been through so many battles*
* with that shield, and now it's gone.*
**[09:04] Earth**
*He killed one of my partners!*
**[09:09] Earth**
*So I need to stand up!*
**[09:11] Earth**
*I need to stand up and fight!*
**[09:13] Earth**
*I haven't lost yet!*
**[09:15] Earth**
This isn't over!
**[09:20] Emer**
How can you still fight?
**[09:24] Earth**
*It doesn't matter if everyone laughs at me.*
**[09:26] Earth**
*If I look like a loser.*
**[09:28] Earth**
* I never wanted to be cool*
* in the first place.*
**[09:31] Earth**
* In games and in reality,*
* once you give up, it's over.*
**[09:35] Earth**
*So...*
**[09:36] Earth**
* I'll keep fighting until the*
* very end, and never give up!*
**[09:39] Earth**
*That's what humans do!*
**[09:41] Emer**
I'm done playing around.
**[09:43] Emer**
It's time for me to give
you the right to die!
**[09:49] Earth**
Wind Booster!
**[09:53] Earth**
This is what I've been waiting for!
**[09:55] Earth**
Hell Mine Oil!
**[10:08] Earth**
I managed to survive that...
**[10:14] Earth**
*My ears are ringing!*
**[10:16] Earth**
*But now's my chance!*
**[10:19] Earth**
*My bow skill...*
**[10:20] Earth**
*The one the Queen gave me...*
**[10:24] (Flashback) FairyQueen**
I'll give you two powers.
**[10:26] (Flashback) FairyQueen**
These two techniques are a recreation
of powerful skills created
**[10:31] (Flashback) FairyQueen**
in the time of the 21st fairy ruler.
**[10:35] Earth**
Seven Falling Stars!
**[10:38] [SONG] SIGN**
Seven Falling Stars
**[10:44] Emer**
This skill... It's the fairies'...
**[10:50] Emer**
Why do you...
**[11:07] Emer**
You're going to regret that.
**[11:13] Earth**
I should've known a dragon
could survive that...
**[11:14] Emer**
This is the end!
**[11:16] Emer**
Wind Breath!
**[11:30] Emer**
So there's nothing left of you?
**[11:32] Emer**
That's what you get for not
knowing your place, child of man.
**[11:38] Earth**
*Sorry.*
**[11:40] Earth**
*I used Wind Booster to escape.*
**[11:42] Earth**
*And I'm using Sneak, too,*
**[11:44] Earth**
*so you can't see me.*
**[11:47] Earth**
*I've got just one chance.*
**[11:49] Earth**
* And I'll lose this bow that's*
* been with me for so long.*
**[11:56] Earth**
*The moment of fate has come.*
**[11:59] Earth**
*I offer up the life of my other self...*
**[12:02] Earth**
*discarding advantage...*
**[12:03] Earth**
*and my own life, as well...*
**[12:05] Earth**
* to force open the door to*
* tomorrow before it closes...*
**[12:08] Earth**
* To ensure a tomorrow for*
* those who come after...*
**[12:12] Earth**
*I put all of my will into this arrow...*
**[12:14] Earth**
* My life up to this point has had but*
* one purpose: to fire this last arrow!*
**[12:22] Emer**
You're not dead?!
**[12:25] Earth**
*And the other gift the queen gave me...*
**[12:29] (Flashback) FairyQueen**
It combines your life, your magic,
and the feelings you placed into your bow,
**[12:34] (Flashback) FairyQueen**
and fires a single, powerful arrow.
**[12:38] Earth**
Even a dragon's not invincible.
**[12:41] Earth**
And this shot will make you realize that!
**[12:43] Dragon**
If you fire that arrow, you won't survive!
**[12:47] Earth**
That's the plan!
**[12:51] Earth**
Sacrifice Bow!
**[12:57] Emer**
Wind Barrier!
**[13:02] Earth**
I can't use any more arts...
**[13:04] Earth**
And I'm loaded down with status debuffs.
**[13:09] Earth**
This is the last shot, partner!
**[13:11] Earth**
Blast a hole in him!
**[13:32] Earth**
*Thanks for everything...*
**[13:34] Earth**
*For sticking with a guy like me...*
**[13:42] Earth**
*He's still not defeated?*
**[13:44] Earth**
*I'm out of ways to fight.*
**[13:47] Earth**
*Which means...*
**[13:51] Emer**
Don't do it...
**[13:52] Earth**
This is the end for you, wild dragon!
**[14:01] Male 1**
What the hell?
**[14:03] Male 2**
What's this dragon's level?
**[14:05] Female 1**
Stats-wise, he's the weakest one.
He's also old, and had little time left.
**[14:11] Male 2**
So there's still a chance of winning?
**[14:16] Male 1**
Should we nerf that oil?
**[14:19] Female 2**
No, I'd rather not.
**[14:21] Female 2**
If we nerf every clever idea they have,
they'll stop wanting to make new things.
**[14:28] Male 2**
That's a fair point.
**[14:29] Male 1**
I'm surprised he was willing
to sacrifice his bow, though.
**[14:34] Male 1**
And he sacrificed himself at the end, too.
**[14:38] Male 2**
That's the thing!
**[14:39] Male 1**
*One More* may be a VR game,
but it feels extremely real.
**[14:45] Male 1**
But the fear and the pain
didn't stop him at all.
**[14:49] Male 2**
I didn't think he'd be
able to beat a dragon...
**[14:59] Earth**
I didn't lose, but I guess I died, too...
**[15:04] Earth**
If I wait two minutes, I'll be teleported
to the last place I logged out.
**[15:11] Earth**
Guess I'll wait.
**[15:19] Red Dragon**
Get to work.
**[15:22] White Dragon**
Yes, sire.
**[15:22] Earth**
*Did they come to save the green dragon?*
**[15:34] Earth**
Wait, what are you doing?
***SIGN*** You have been revived. Accept?
**[15:46] Earth**
Why would you revive me
before your dragon buddy?
**[15:50] Red Dragon**
You have my deepest apologies for this.
**[15:54] Red Dragon**
The wild dragon you defeated
was the green dragon elder.
**[16:00] Red Dragon**
I've learned he's become terribly arrogant
and had been mistreating others.
**[16:06] Red Dragon**
He threatened the Fairy Queen and told her
that if she didn't put out a warrant for you,
**[16:12] Red Dragon**
he'd attack the human and fairy towns.
**[16:17] Earth**
*She was being threatened?*
**[16:19] Earth**
* She only did it to protect*
* the humans and fairies?*
**[16:24] Red Dragon**
We came here to ensure
he received punishment.
**[16:29] Red Dragon**
But instead, we found that you,
a human, had defeated him.
**[16:33] Red Dragon**
I am extremely impressed!
**[16:35] Earth**
But that doesn't change the fact that
I killed one of your fellow dragons.
**[16:40] Earth**
Are you okay with that?
**[16:42] Red Dragon**
Of course.
**[16:43] Red Dragon**
If you hadn't defeated him, I would have
ripped him apart with my own jaws.
**[16:47] Red Dragon**
He wasn't going to survive, either way.
**[16:51] Red Dragon**
Oh, and here.
**[16:54] Red Dragon**
We haven't compensated you for
the cooking you did, I'm told.
***SIGN*** Dragonscale Light Armor Set
***SIGN*** 800,000 Gloh
***SIGN*** Bow of ???
**[17:00] Red Dragon**
The others are my way of apologizing.
**[17:03] Earth**
Dragonscale Light Armor?
**[17:07] Earth**
I don't have Light Armor skill.
**[17:10] Red Dragon**
Don't worry.
**[17:12] Red Dragon**
It's no heavier than a human robe.
**[17:15] Earth**
It's so much lighter than it looks!
**[17:17] Earth**
And it's easier to move in than leather.
**[17:20] Red Dragon**
The service you've given us merits it.
**[17:23] Red Dragon**
Any less of a reward would
be an insult to our pride.
**[17:27] Red Dragon**
And as for this bow...
***SIGN*** Bow of ???
Effect: Atk+???
Special Effect: ???? ???? ????
**[17:30] Earth**
I can't see its stats.
**[17:32] Red Dragon**
It belonged to the one fairy
who faced me in combat.
**[17:38] Red Dragon**
It's a strange weapon that only recognizes
those who meet its conditions.
**[17:42] Red Dragon**
You may not be able to equip it now,
**[17:44] Red Dragon**
but perhaps someday
it will open its heart to you.
**[17:47] Earth**
A weapon with a mind of its own, huh?
**[17:49] Red Dragon**
We need to earn your trust, after all.
**[17:53] Red Dragon**
For the sake of my daughter, as well.
**[18:04] Earth**
My body feels so heavy...
**[18:07] Earth**
That's what I get for using Sacrifice Bow...
**[18:10] Earth**
I don't really want to do this, but...
**[18:13] Earth**
Pikasha, can you come here?
**[18:22] Earth**
I'm fine!
**[18:24] Earth**
I'm too tired to move, that's all.
**[18:28] Earth**
* I'm glad to have Pikasha around,*
* but I feel like I'm abusing my privileges...*
**[18:33] Earth**
* I'm not supposed to like standing*
* out or attracting attention...*
**[18:38] Earth**
*But it's true that I had fun that day.*
**[18:45] Earth**
Excuse me. I'd like a cape!
**[18:50] Earth**
Okay! Looking good!
***SIGN*** Fairy Cape
Effect: Def+4
Special Effects: Self-Repair Reduce All Attack Damage (Weak)
Hood prevents others from recognizing you
**[19:04] Zephana**
Her Highness fell into a state of shock
after she saw how angry you became.
**[19:09] Zephana**
She's like a living corpse.
**[19:13] Lunea**
Right now, her mind's like a balloon
that could burst at any moment.
**[19:19] Lunea**
Please, be careful what you say to her.
**[19:23] Earth**
*Sure, I was pretty angry.*
**[19:27] Earth**
*But I didn't mean to do this to her.*
**[19:31] Earth**
Queen!
**[19:33] FairyQueen**
Earth!
**[19:36] FairyQueen**
I'm so sorry...
**[19:39] Earth**
No, the red dragon told me what happened.
**[19:43] Earth**
You only put that warrant
out to protect your people.
**[19:49] Earth**
As queen, it was the
right decision to make, I think.
**[19:54] Earth**
And I didn't even think about
that when I snapped at you...
**[19:57] Earth**
I was acting like a child.
**[19:59] FairyQueen**
No, I realize just how
badly I've been behaving.
**[20:05] FairyQueen**
As my way of apologizing, I'll do
whatever I can to respect your wishes.
**[20:10] Earth**
Then...
**[20:13] Earth**
I'd like you... I'd like you to seal...
I'd like you to seal this ring's powers.
**[20:20] FairyQueen**
So you really do hate me...
**[20:25] Earth**
No, that's not it.
**[20:26] Earth**
I know I've taken advantage of all the
special treatment you've given me, but...
**[20:31] Earth**
I actually don't like being treated
that way, or standing out.
**[20:38] FairyQueen**
You're right...
**[20:40] FairyQueen**
You're telling me that, as queen,
**[20:43] FairyQueen**
I shouldn't be going to visit you or
giving you extra special treatment.
**[20:48] FairyQueen**
That's what you want to say, right?
**[20:52] FairyQueen**
I'd gotten too excited, hadn't I?
**[20:55] FairyQueen**
I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.
**[20:59] Earth**
No, that wonderful parade you gave me,
**[21:04] Earth**
and those rides on Pikasha...
**[21:06] Earth**
That stuff made me really happy.
**[21:08] Earth**
You can only experience stuff
like that in *One More*.
**[21:17] Earth**
And the only reason I was able
to defeat the green dragon
**[21:19] Earth**
was because of the skills you gave me.
**[21:27] FairyQueen**
It's done.
**[21:31] FairyQueen**
Can we see each other again someday?
**[21:33] Earth**
Someday.
**[21:46] Earth**
* Now, it's time to say goodbye*
* to the Fairy Kingdom.*
**[21:49] Earth**
*I guess I'll head back to First.*
**[21:52] Earth**
*I wonder what everybody's up to.*
**[21:54] Earth**
* Oh, I know. I've got to*
* go say goodbye to Zetan.*
***SIGN*** Log Out