E5 - Earth Has a Big Battle With the Queen

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[00:00] Fairy Queen
    And as for you...
[00:05] Fairy Queen
    You're going to fight me!
[00:08] Earth
    What?
[00:09] Earth
    I'm afraid I don't understand.
[00:12] Fairy Queen
    You didn't participate in this
    event with a fairy at your side.
[00:17] Fairy Queen
    So I can't just give you a reward.
[00:22] Earth
    Of course.
[00:24] Fairy Queen
    So I'd like you to go through
    the process of fighting me,
[00:28] Fairy Queen
    regardless of whether you win or not.
[00:30] Fairy Queen
    As a reward, I'll give you some of my power.
[00:34] Fairy Queen
    Of course, if you win, you'll get more.
[00:40] Fairy Queen
    Is that all right?
[00:41] Earth
    Got it!
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[00:49] Male GM 1
    The event's reached its climax.
[00:52] Male GM 2
    Now... let's see what happens.
[00:59] SIGN
    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Earth Has a Big Battle With the Queen
[02:42] Earth
    Now, how do I win this?
[02:47] Earth
    It might not even be possible.
[02:50] Earth
    The Fairy Queen has a lot of powerful magic.
[02:53] Earth
    That High Explosion spell she used on
    Glad, especially. That thing's nasty.
[02:53] [SONG] SIGN
    High Explosion
[03:01] Earth
    The only advantage I have is that
    I've seen her fight once already,
[03:05] Earth
    but I doubt she's ever fought an archer.
[03:11] Earth
    I can't believe picking underpowered
    skills came in handy like this...
[03:16] Earth
    But if the fight drags out,
    she'll learn to adapt,
[03:19] Earth
    and that advantage will disappear.
[03:21] Earth
    Which means I can't win by fighting fair,
[03:24] Earth
    and the only way to beat
    her is to play dirty!
[03:28] Fairy Queen
    Are you ready?
[03:32] Earth
    Yeah.
[03:34] Earth
    I'm ready whenever!
[03:37] Fairy Queen
    Let us begin, then.
[03:54] Earth
    Sliding Charge!
SIGN    Sliding Charge
[04:01] Earth
    First, I'll use 70% of my
    strength and feel her out!
[04:06] Fairy Queen
    Wind Cutter!
[04:10] Earth
    That was strong enough
    to cancel Wind Cutter!
[04:13] Earth
    Which means, at full strength...
[04:16] Fairy Queen
    Fire Lance!
SIGN    Fire Lance
[04:35] Fairy Queen
    He countered my magic...
[04:38] Fairy Queen
    I guess I'm at a disadvantage at this range.
[04:40] Fairy Queen
    I'll have to...
[04:41] Fairy Queen
    Wind Booster!
SIGN    Wind Booster
[04:46] Earth
    I knew that was coming!
[04:48] Fairy Queen
    A potion?
[04:49] Fairy Queen
    I won't let you drink it!
[04:50] Fairy Queen
    Shock!
SIGN    Shock
[04:54] Earth
    I saw that coming, too!
    You used it in the fight with Glad!
[05:00] Fairy Queen
    Is this... poison?
SIGN    "Death Potion" A deadly poison potion made from suffocation herb.
[05:03] Earth
    Yup! I made it from suffocation herbs!
[05:09] Earth
    You can't cast your spells
    in that poison fog, can you?
[05:22] Fairy Queen
    I should've banned the use of items.
[05:26] Earth
    Humans are weak creatures.
[05:29] Earth
    And that's why we have to think
[05:32] Earth
    about how we can defeat the strong.
[05:35] Fairy Queen
    Earth Wall.
SIGN    Earth Wall
[05:41] Milie
    Oh, my. He can't attack when
    she's protected like that.
[05:45] Milie
    What will Earth do?
[05:50] Zwei
    Sneak?
[05:51] Zwei
    I get it!
[05:53] Zwei
    We can see him, but the queen can't!
[05:56] Zwei
    That's why he can use it!
[05:58] Zwei
    He's going to try to end the fight!
[06:03] Fairy Queen
    He's not attacking?
[06:07] Fairy Queen
    I can't even sense him.
[06:10] Fairy Queen
    Is he waiting for the wall's
    duration to run out?
[06:14] Fairy Queen
    Maybe I should go on the offensive, then?
[06:21] Fairy Queen
    Where is he?
[06:22] Earth
    You're wide open, Queen!
[06:26] Earth
    Time to end this!
[06:28] Earth
    First, I'll throw her off balance!
[06:31] Earth
    Sliding Charge!
SIGN    Sliding Charge
[06:36] Earth
    And then attack with all I've got!
[06:38] Earth
    Gatling Arrow!
SIGN    Gatling Arrow
[06:50] Earth
    Mirror Arrow!
SIGN    Mirror Arrow
[06:59] Earth
    Twin-Fanged Arrow!
SIGN    Twin-Fanged Arrow
[07:04] Earth
    And this is the end!
[07:07] Earth
    Ad Caelum! Fly!
SIGN    Fly
[07:11] Earth
    Arrow Twister!
[07:17] Earth
    Secare Ventus!
[07:19] Earth
    Wind Booster!
SIGN    Wind Booster
[07:27] Fairy Queen
    This can't be...
[07:45] Earth
    Oh, no! I forgot I was in
    front of all these people!
[07:49] Earth
    Okay, time to beat feet.
[07:50] Fairy Queen
    You...
[08:03] Fairy Queen
    You've defeated me utterly!
[08:04] Fairy Queen
    I realize now how overconfident I was!
[08:09] Fairy Queen
    I'll treat today as a learning experience.
[08:13] Fairy Queen
    And now it's time for your reward.
[08:17] Fairy Queen
    Show me your broken fairy contract crystal
[08:20] Fairy Queen
    and the stand for the
    Ring of the Fairy King.
[08:26] Earth
    The stand for the Ring of the Fairy King?
[08:29] Earth
    Oh, do you mean...
[08:34] Earth
    This?
[08:37] Fairy Queen
    Give them to me.
[08:40] Fairy Queen
    Five, already...
[08:43] Fairy Queen
    You truly are full of surprises!
[08:46] Fairy Queen
    Come, children of light!
[08:55] Fairy Queen
    Now there are six lights within.
[08:58] Fairy Queen
    And this is a gift from me.
[09:01] Fairy Queen
    And it's done.
[09:09] Fairy Queen
    This ring shall be your reward.
[09:13] Earth
    Hold it.
[09:14] Fairy Queen
    What are you doing?
[09:15] Earth
    What am I doing?
[09:17] Earth
    Why are you trying to put that
    on my left ring finger?
[09:20] Fairy Queen
    What's wrong with that?
    It's not going to cost you anything!
[09:24] Earth
    It'll cost me a lot of things!
    Especially my sanity!
[09:30] Fairy Queen
    It will, huh?
[09:31] Fairy Queen
    Well, you're putting it on anyway!
[09:36] Earth
    No!
[09:39] Fairy Queen
    Fire Arm!
SIGN    Fire Arm
SIGN    Combine
SIGN    Combine
[09:43] Earth
    A buff spell? No fair!
[09:46] Fairy Queen
    All's fair in love and war!
[09:48] Earth
    This is neither!
[09:54] Fairy Queen
    Take good care of it, please.
[09:57] Earth
    I can't get it off!
[09:58] Earth
    Why?
[10:00] Earth
    "The 87th Fairy Queen Ring."
SIGN    The 87th Fairy Queen Ring
     Contains the power of the 87th Fairy Queen
    and six elemental fairies. Only one exists in
    the entire world. Wearing it allows one
    passage to the Fairy Kingdom. The inside of
    the ring says "Never Forget Me" in a language
    that cannot be read.
     Type: Magical Ring (Cursed, Unique)
     Cannot be unequipped.
[10:04] Earth
    Contains the power of six elemental fairies...
[10:06] Earth
    Only one exists in the entire world...
SIGN    Cannot be unequipped.
[10:10] Earth
    Cannot be unequipped?!
[10:13] Fairy Queen
    I'll be going back to my kingdom now.
[10:16] Fairy Queen
    I hope we all meet again someday, everyone!
[10:20] Milie
    That was a pretty fun event, huh?
[10:23] Zwei
    Sure was!
[10:24] Zwei
    I didn't expect the husband-and-wife
    comedy routine at the end!
[10:27] Earth
    And with that, One More Free
    Life Online's first major event,
[10:32] Earth
    "The Fairy Ball," came to an end.
[10:38] Earth
    Things were a little different
    after the event ended.
[10:43] Earth
    My battle with the queen was uploaded
    to the game's official site,
[10:47] Earth
    and people started to realize how strong the
    combination of wind magic and archery was.
[10:50] Earth
    More and more players began to
    choose them for their build.
[10:53] Earth
    I ended up famous as a result,
[10:57] Earth
    and decided to head somewhere remote
    so I could play in peace and quiet.
[11:01] Earth
    But...
[11:05] Earth
    Queen?! Why?
[11:07] Fairy Queen
    That ring's actually a teleport point!
SIGN    Te-Heh
[11:14] Fairy Queen
    I'm here to bring some love
    to a lonely, fairyless man!
[11:18] Fairy Queen
    Just kidding!
[11:21] Earth
    Is this...
[11:22] Earth
    Is this who you normally are?
[11:24] Fairy Queen
    That's so mean! I'm a queen!
[11:27] Earth
    Then go back home and rule your kingdom!
[11:29] Fairy Queen
    No! Ruling a kingdom is really boring!
[11:32] Fairy Queen
    Let me relax for a bit! Please!
[11:36] Earth
    Looks like I'm not getting
    my peaceful game life back.
[11:43] Players
    Look at that!
[11:45] Players
    It's the Fairy Queen's husband!
[11:47] Players
    Look at those killer shoes!
[11:49] Earth
    Th-This is awkward...
[11:51] Nazer
    Hey, you there!
[11:53] Nazer
    I want to talk to you.
[11:54] Nazer
    Look at me!
[11:55] Earth
    Wow, somebody's trying to be intimidating.
[11:58] Earth
    I feel bad for whoever they're talking to.
[12:01] Nazer
    Hey! Look at me!
[12:04] Earth
    Yeah, of course they're
    just gonna get ignored.
[12:04] Nazer
    Are you listening?!
[12:06] Nazer
    Hey! Hey! You there! Hey!
[12:10] Earth
    It's hard to relax here in town.
[12:11] Earth
    Maybe I'll go hunting.
[12:13] Earth
    There's something I want to try...
[12:21] (Flashback) Earth
    Hey, what kind of spell is Prism Nova?
[12:25] (Flashback) Earth
    It just says it's something you
    can learn with the ring equipped.
[12:29] (Flashback) Fairy Queen
    You'll have to try it and find out!
[12:32] (Flashback) Fairy Queen
    That's your thing, right, honey?
[12:37] Earth
    Fairies everywhere, hear my voice!
[12:42] Earth
    Grant my wish!
[12:44] Earth
    My prayers lie with the fairies!
[12:47] Earth
    With my great wish!
[12:49] Earth
    I make my wish unto the
    great ruler of the fairies.
[12:52] Earth
    I make my wish to their ruler.
[12:53] Earth
    I offer up a portion of my magic
    to the great ruler of the fairies,
[12:57] Earth
    that she might empower my soul.
[13:00] Earth
    Grant me your great
    protection this one time.
[13:03] Earth
    Let that protection, and my magic,
[13:05] Earth
    become a strength that brings pain and
    despair unto the enemy before me.
[13:06] Earth (Thoughts)
    An Area of Effect targeting circle?
    I'll put it on the bear, and...
[13:11] Earth
    May this incantation be my vow, and may
    I be granted the aid of the fairy queen,
[13:15] Earth
    that the glory and honor of this
    victory be offered up unto her!
[13:21] Earth
    My name is Earth!
[13:22] Earth
    He who was granted this skill
    by the 87th Fairy Queen!
[13:28] Earth
    By the contract we swore, may a
    single miracle manifest before me.
[13:34] Earth
    My wish becomes a spell,
    a plea unto the fairy queen.
[13:38] Earth
    Grant my wish!
[13:41] Earth
    Annihilate my foe with true power!
[13:44] Earth
    Prism Nova!
SIGN    Prism Nova
[14:06] Earth
    What the heck?!
[14:12] Earth
    I tried it a few more times after that,
    and figured out what it did, more or less.
[14:16] Earth
    Prism Nova...
[14:19] Earth
    is a spell that afflicts all
    enemies in the area of effect
[14:22] Earth
    with multiple random status effects?
[14:24] Fairy Queen
    That's right!
[14:26] Fairy Queen
    By the way, there's a lot of status
    effects it can inflict on someone,
[14:30] Fairy Queen
    but paralysis and petrify have
    pretty low odds of triggering.
[14:32] Fairy Queen
    Also, the cooldown period is
    pretty long, so be careful.
[14:41] Earth
    Don't eat the food for the customers!
[14:43] Fairy Queen
    I can at least have one, right?
[14:45] Fairy Queen
    All the food in the Fairy Kingdom
    is so sweet! I need something else!
[14:52] Fairy Queen
    And we rulers don't get any real freedom!
SIGN    Ruler
SIGN    Retainers
SIGN    Citizens
[14:55] Fairy Queen
    We're the most important
    people in the country,
[14:57] Fairy Queen
    which means we have to work harder
    for it than anybody else!
[15:00] Fairy Queen
    We're the biggest slaves in the country!
[15:03] Fairy Queen
    The ruler isn't on top! They have to
    support the whole country on their own!
SIGN    Ruler
SIGN    Retainers
SIGN    Citizens
[15:09] Fairy Queen
    It's really hard!
[15:12] Earth
    You're under a lot of stress, huh?
[15:15] Nazer
    Hey, you!
[15:18] Nazer
    How dare you ignore me back there!
[15:23] (Flashback) Nazer
    Hey, you there!
[15:25] (Flashback) Nazer
    I want to talk to you.
[15:26] (Flashback) Nazer
    Look at me!
[15:27] Earth
    Oh, I remember.
[15:29] Earth
    You were talking to me?
[15:32] Nazer
    Well, enough about that.
[15:34] Nazer
    I'm Nazer, with the guild "The Bow of Apollo."
[15:38] Nazer
    We're working towards our great goal:
[15:42] Nazer
    the salvation of oppressed
    archers everywhere.
[15:45] Earth
    What's with this guy?
[15:48] Nazer
    And that's why I want to help a poor,
     suffering soul like you,
[15:52] Nazer
    who cries himself to sleep at night
    because no guild will have him!
[15:56] Nazer
    I've come offering you salvation!
[15:58] Nazer
    We'll prepare for you a position
    at the lowest rank of our guild,
[16:01] Nazer
    so come with me, and be grateful!
[16:05] Earth
    Thanks, but I'm good.
[16:07] Earth
    Bye.
[16:20] Earth
    Isn't it time you headed home?
[16:21] Fairy Queen
    No.
[16:23] Earth
    Fine. You can take some of the
    food for the customers with you.
[16:27] Fairy Queen
    Really?
[16:30] Earth
    This should be enough, right?
[16:33] Fairy Queen
    Yup!
[16:34] Fairy Queen
    Now I feel ready to get back to work.
[16:36] Earth
    You really are a big eater.
[16:41] Fairy Queen
    You're so silly.
[16:42] Fairy Queen
    That's not what I meant.
[16:46] Fairy Queen
    Anyway, see you later!
[16:49] Earth
    I don't know what that meant,
[16:51] Earth
    but I should be able to get
    some peace and quiet now.
[16:54] Earth
    Tomorrow, I'll work on
    my equipment some more.
[17:00] Earth
    Hello!
[17:02] Earth
    Now, then...
[17:04] Earth
    What are you all doing there?
[17:06] Blacks
    Sorry, sorry.
[17:06] Smiths
    Stare...
[17:08] Blacks
    You're famous right now.
[17:11] Earth
    You too, Blacks?
[17:13] Earth
    You can watch, but don't stand so close.
[17:17] All
    Okay!
[17:21] Earth
    First, I'll upgrade the
    X-type compound hunting bow.
[17:25] Earth
    I've used it a whole bunch,
    so I need to swap out the bow itself.
[17:29] Earth
    And while I'm at it, I've decided
    to change the materials I use.
[17:32] Earth
    The wood will be something
    newer and higher quality.
[17:36] Earth
    The reinforcements will be
    light metal instead of iron.
SIGN    X-type Compound Hunting Bow (Upgraded)
    Effect: Atk+46 Score: 7
[17:42] Earth
    The result was a big upgrade
    to a more powerful bow!
[17:50] Earth
    The next step is to
    upgrade my bladed shoes.
[17:53] Earth
    I'll be making changes to them, too,
     including the materials I use!
[17:57] Earth
    First, the shoes.
[17:59] Earth
    Last time I used iron.
[18:01] Earth
    But this time I'll use mostly light
    metal to increase its armor value
[18:05] Earth
    and stability when landing.
[18:08] Earth
    I'll make the spikes out of steel.
[18:10] Earth
    I'll add in the screw twists that I learned
    to make when doing my arrowheads,
[18:14] Earth
    so that they're more powerful when attacking.
[18:18] Earth
    And last but not least, the blades.
[18:21] Earth
    Last time, I put them on the sides.
[18:24] Earth
    This time I'll put them on the front,
    and make it so you can swap them!
[18:28] Earth
    It'll make them easier to repair,
[18:31] Earth
    and if I kick with my toes,
     I can deal damage with the blade,
[18:34] Earth
    and if I kick with the soles
    of my feet, the spikes!
[18:37] Earth
    They'll be sure to deal additional damage.
SIGN    Fang Leg Blade
     Effect: Atk+29 Def+10
     Score: 6
[18:44] Earth
    They're done!
[18:55] Earth
    I'd honestly feel better if they still
    just looked at me like I was a weirdo.
[19:02] Earth
    Now then, there's one thing left to do.
[19:08] Earth
    This is great!
SIGN    Bearskin Cape
    Effect: Def+15
    Score: 9
[19:11] Earth
    Wait, it's got a score of 9?
[19:13] Myun
    You brought me the materials,
[19:15] Myun
    so just like I promised,
    it's yours for 5,000 gloh.
[19:18] Earth
    You're really letting me have it that cheap?
[19:20] Myun
    Don't worry about it.
[19:22] Myun
    I always charge the amount I said I would,
[19:24] Myun
    no matter what the score ends up being.
[19:27] Myun
    I see.
[19:28] Myun
    Thank you.
[19:30] Myun
    A message?
[19:32] Myun
    Who sent it?
[19:34] Myun
    Ayame... the guildmaster of the Bow of Apollo?
[19:44] Myun
    Are they all members of the Bow of Apollo?
[19:47] Myun
    It's a big guild.
[19:48] Ayame
    Welcome, Earth.
[19:51] Ayame
    I am Ayame, guildmaster of the Bow of Apollo.
[19:56] Earth
    Hello...
[19:58] Earth
    What can I do for you today?
[20:00] Ayame
    I wanted to apologize for
    Nazer's behavior the other day.
[20:10] Ayame
    After your battle with the Fairy Queen,
[20:13] Ayame
    every player in One More knows about you.
[20:16] Earth
    Huh...
[20:18] Ayame
    As an archer-only guild,
[20:20] Ayame
    if we can get you to join us,
    we'll be able to grow even bigger.
[20:24] Ayame
    At least, that's what he seemed to think...
[20:27] Earth
    Don't worry. It didn't
    offend me or anything.
[20:31] Ayame
    No, that's not all.
[20:34] Ayame
    We did an investigation
[20:36] Ayame
    and found that Nazer's been using
    your name to recruit members.
[20:42] Ayame
    I want to apologize to you on his behalf.
[20:45] Ayame
    I'm so sorry, Earth!
[20:47] Earth
    Um...
[20:50] Earth
    Got it!
[20:51] Earth
    I accept your apology for that, too.
[20:54] Earth
    Please raise your head.
[20:56] Ayame
    Thank you.
[20:58] Ayame
    We've punished him to ensure
    this never happens again.
[21:02] Earth
    Punished him?
[21:04] Ayame
    He's been demoted from
     lieutenant to ordinary member.
[21:08] Ayame
    He's also lost his guild invite privileges.
[21:10] Ayame
    We won't banish him.
[21:12] Ayame
    He must accept his punishment
    as a member of our guild.
[21:15] Ayame
    That is my responsibility as leader.
[21:19] Earth
    That's fine.
[21:20] Earth
    I think that's a good way to handle it,
[21:22] Earth
    and I have no objections.
[21:25] Ayame
    One more thing, Earth.
[21:29] Ayame
    Your battle with the
    Fairy Queen was truly amazing!
[21:33] Ayame
    You're the hope of archers everywhere.
[21:36] Ayame
    Keep it up!
[21:39] Ayame
    We all have great expectations for you!
[21:43] Earth
    That battle's had all kinds of
    effects on the game, huh?
[21:48] Earth
    I just want to relax and enjoy the game...
[21:56] Male GM 2
    He defeated EA and won its friendship,
[21:59] Male GM 2
    and he's having a massive influence
    on other players, as well.
[22:04] Male GM 1
    He's a player we'll have to keep an eye on.
[22:07] [SONG] SIGN
    To Be Continued