E3 - Earth, Fairy-playah?

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SIGN    A Playthrough of a Certain DUDE's
    VRMMO LIFE
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Earth, Fairy-playah?
[01:44] Earth
    Lately, fairies have been so friendly
     toward me for some reason.
[01:51] Earth
    Sorry, but I can't make a contract with you.
[01:55] Earth
    My crystal's broken.
[02:01] Earth
    Are you playing?
[02:02] Earth
    Well, as long as you're having fun.
SIGN    Skill List
    Archery: Lv.18
    Kick: Lv.47
    Long-Distance Vision: Lv.31
    Wind Magic: Lv.32
    Production Fingertips: Lv.39
    Cooking: Lv.40
    Concealment: Lv.27
    Improved Physical Abilities: Lv. 50
    Theft: Lv.10
    Whip: Lv.12
    EXP: 13
    
    Unequipped Skills
    Blacksmith Lv.20
[02:06] Earth
    My skill levels have gone up!
SIGN    Specialize
    This will cost 3 EXP.
    Are you sure?
[02:08] Earth
    That means...
[02:10] Earth
    All right.
[02:11] Earth
    I can learn a more specialized skill!
[02:18] Earth
    If I can master new skills,
    I'll be able to fight in whole new ways!
[02:29] Earth
    Time for my first dungeon trip!
[02:44] Earth
    I remember exploring caves
    like this when I was young.
SIGN    Threat Detected
[02:54] Earth
    That was close.
[02:59] Earth
    I was still a kid, and it
    was so exciting to me.
[03:04] Earth
    That feeling of not knowing
    how far the darkness would go...
[03:09] Earth
    I thought I could never
    experience that again!
[03:26] Earth
    But this really is a world
    filled with adventure!
[03:32] Earth
    Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!
SIGN    Wind Cutter
[03:35] Earth
    Wind Cutter!
[03:43] Earth
    What?
[03:47] Earth
    I'll use the High Jump
    skill I just learned!
SIGN    High Jump
[03:54] Earth
    Ow...
[03:57] Earth
    Take this!
[04:04] Earth
    Ow...
[04:05] Earth
    I'll have to watch out for ceilings, I guess.
[04:13] Earth
    Are those darkness fairies?
[04:17] Earth
    They want me to follow them?
[04:32] Earth
    I wouldn't have been able
    to pass this way before,
[04:35] Earth
    but now I have Stable Center of Gravity.
SIGN    Stable Center of Gravity
    Stabilizes one's sense of balance. Also allows standing in swamps
    and other areas with bad footing, minimizing the penalties for poor terrain.
[04:45] Earth
    There are so many fairies.
[04:48] Earth
    Is there something there?
[04:53] Earth
    What is this?
[04:57] Earth
    A secret door?
[05:04] Earth
    This is what makes adventuring great!
[05:07] Earth
    Any traps?
[05:08] Earth
    Nope!
[05:12] Earth
    An old ring...
[05:15] Earth
    Or maybe you're supposed
    to put something on it?
[05:18] Earth
    I'll take it as a memory of my adventures.
[05:22] Earth
    Thanks to you guys, I've found a neat item!
[05:26] Earth
    Thank you!
[05:30] Earth
    A message from the GMs?
[05:33] Earth
    "We're ready to announce the
    second half of The Fairy Ball."
[05:39] Earth
    "Its name is 'The Fairy Battle Tournament!'"
[05:44] Earth
    So they're finally announcing
    the second half of the event?
SIGN    One More Free Life Online
    New Update Information
[05:54] GM
    Your fairies are about to evolve!
SIGN    New Special PvP Mode!
SIGN    New Special PvP Mode!
[05:58] GM
    By participating in, or winning,
    a certain number of PvP fights,
[06:04] GM
    your fairies will evolve
    and take a new form!
SIGN    You've been challenged
    to a special PVP battle.
    Do you accept?
[06:09] GM
    You won't be able to evolve them by fighting
    the same opponents over and over again.
[06:12] GM
    Try to fight a lot of different opponents!
[06:17] GM
    The top 16 players in this special PvP
    mode will be invited to a tournament.
[06:22] GM
    Expect some amazing prizes for the winners!
[06:25] GM
    There's a ton more coming
    in this update, too!
[06:27] SIGN
    New Titles Added
SIGN    Fairy's Neighbor
[06:29] GM
    Get a title that separates
    you from the rest!
SIGN    Fairy's Neighbor
[06:33] GM
    There are also hidden titles that you
    can earn based on your playstyle!
SIGN    Second Contract with Fairies
[06:38] GM
    And those who failed to make
    contracts with fairies at first
[06:44] GM
    can repair their contract crystals via PvP!
[06:47] GM
    Repaired contract crystals
    have a guaranteed success rate
[06:51] GM
    and a higher likelihood of rare fairies!
SIGN    Self-Identity Unlock
[06:55] GM
    Fairy self-identity has also been unlocked,
    and fairies will act differently than before!
[07:01] GM
    Our latest update, "The Fairy Battle
    Tournament," is coming soon!
[07:06] GM
    See the site for more details!
[07:13] Earth
    Wow, everybody's really excited.
[07:16] Earth
    So am I, but...
[07:20] Earth
    Will this work, though? There are a
    lot of people who aren't good at PvP.
[07:24] Earth
    I hope people don't start targeting
    craftspeople who aren't good at combat.
[07:33] Blacks
    Oh, you don't need to worry
    about problems with PvP.
[07:36] Earth
    Yeah?
[07:37] Blacks
    Yup!
[07:38] Blacks
    We craftspeople have all agreed that
     if anybody tries to force one of us to fight,
[07:43] Blacks
    we'll tell each other about it.
[07:47] Blacks
    Nobody's stupid enough to try something
[07:49] Blacks
    if it means making an enemy
    out of the entire guild.
[07:53] Earth
    I see.
[07:54] Earth
    I'm glad to hear that.
[07:56] Blacks
    Oh, have you gone to the new town yet?
[07:59] Earth
    The one that was just discovered?
[08:03] Earth
    I think the name was...
[08:05] Earth
    The town of Nexia.
[08:07] Blacks
    Yeah.
[08:08] Blacks
    They've opened the warp portal,
    so it's easy to get there.
[08:13] Blacks
    That's where the hardcore
    PvP crowd is gathering.
[08:19] Blacks
    People who want to take their time are
    all meeting up to fight around First.
[08:26] Earth
    So they're splitting into groups?
[08:28] Earth
    Players making decisions like that is one
    of the neat things about online games.
[08:34] Earth
    Blacks, are you going to fight in First?
[08:37] Blacks
    Nope.
[08:40] Blacks
    I'm happier just swinging my hammer.
[08:44] Blacks
    I'll let the other players do the fighting.
[08:47] Earth
    A true craftsperson!
[08:49] Earth
    There are lots of ways
    you can enjoy an event.
[08:52] Earth
    What should I do?
[09:01] Earth
    I spent a lot of time waiting to log in.
[09:04] Earth
    I guess that's what happens on patch day.
[09:06] Earth
    Now, I think they said
    they're adding titles...
[09:09] Crowd
    Hey, look at that!
[09:11] Crowd
    That's definitely one! That's a rare title!
[09:14] Earth
    I guess I'll see what my title is.
SIGN    Title: Fairy-playah
    A title given to those beloved by the fairies.
    This title cannot be unequipped.
    To remove it, fight 1 special PvP battle
    during this event.
[09:25] Earth
    What?
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[09:28] Crowd
    He's a Fairy-playah?
[09:34] Earth
    What the hell is this?
[09:36] Earth
    And every other player can
    see it? That's humiliating!
[09:43] Earth
    This title stands out a little too much.
[09:48] Earth
    That's right.
     If I do a PvP, it'll disappear!
[09:51] Earth
    Would somebody please fight me?
[09:57] Rona
    Sure, I will!
SIGN    Rona has challenged you
    to a special PvP duel.
    Do you accept?
[10:03] Earth
    Thank you for your help!
    You're making me cry!
[10:07] Rona
    No, it's fine.
[10:10] Rona
    I'm Rona.
[10:11] Rona
    You're Earth, right?
[10:15] Earth
    You know me?
[10:17] Rona
    Yeah.
[10:18] Rona
    I'm a member of Blue Color.
[10:20] Earth
    Blue Color?
[10:26] Earth
    You're in Zwei's guild?
[10:28] Rona
    That's right. I use a lot of martial arts,
[10:32] Rona
    so I've been wanting to meet you,
     since you use kicks!
[10:37] Earth
    I see!
[10:39] Earth
    Anyway, thanks so much for PvPing me!
[10:46] Earth
    What?
[10:49] Earth
    You want to tell me something?
[10:51] Rona
    What's gotten into him?
[10:53] Rona
    He's usually pretty shy.
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[11:02] Earth
    What?
[11:04] Earth
    You mean you don't want to fight?
[11:06] Rona
    He's never let me know what
    he's thinking like that!
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[11:13] Crowd
    Look! He really is a Fairy-playah!
[11:16] Crowd
    The title doesn't lie!
[11:18] Earth
    N-N-No! This is...!
[11:20] Earth
    Somebody PvP me!
SIGN    Asking for PvP
    Please Wait
[11:27] Earth
    It always went the same way.
[11:31] Earth
    Could I really force a fairy to
    fight if they didn't want to?
[11:36] Earth
    No, I couldn't.
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[11:39] Rona
    I've never seen anyone actually do that.
[11:43] Earth
    I'm so mad at you, GMs!
[11:52] Rona
    Earth, are you busy?
[11:55] Earth
    No, I can talk.
[11:57] Rona
    Thanks.
[11:59] Rona
    I actually need some advice.
[12:02] Earth
    You're having problems because
    your fairy won't eat anything, right?
[12:05] Rona
    Yeah, how'd you know?
[12:08] Earth
    I guessed. You want me to
     make food he'll eat, right?
[12:13] Rona
    Wow! How'd you know?
[12:16] Earth
    Well...
[12:18] Earth
    Because half the server is asking for
    the same thing right this minute!
[12:23] Rona
    H-How did that happen?
[12:26] Earth
    Actually...
[12:29] (Flashback) Earth
    Fairy food?
[12:31] (Flashback) Player
    Yes. Up until now, I've been feeding
    mine the bread the NPCs sell, but...
[12:39] (Flashback) Player
    But now this happens.
[12:41] (Flashback) Earth
    That bread's not very good, yeah.
[12:43] (Flashback) Player
    So I figured that you,
    the man who made that steak,
SIGN    Amazing Steak Guy
[12:47] (Flashback) Player
    would be able to make something he'd like!
[12:52] (Flashback) Earth
    Well, since you were nice enough to ask...
[12:55] (Flashback) Earth
    It wouldn't be right of
    me as a chef to say no!
[12:58] (Flashback) Player
    Thanks!
[13:00] (Flashback) Player
    I'm so glad I asked you!
[13:03] Earth
    So I made a big thing of karaage
    I thought the fairy would like.
[13:03] (Flashback) Player
    I'm so happy! Thank you!
[13:09] (Flashback) Players
    I'll take five packs of karaage!
[13:11] (Flashback) Players
    Eight packs, here!
[13:14] (Flashback) Earth
    I'm sorry! Limit of three per person!
[13:18] Earth
    Everybody found out about it,
[13:20] Earth
    and the next thing I knew,
    I was cooking for the whole town!
[13:24] Earth
    I don't want to stand out!
[13:26] Earth
    Why did this happen to me?
[13:32] Earth
    Sorry to make you help.
[13:35] Rona
    Aw, don't say that.
[13:37] Rona
    You made some for me.
[13:40] Rona
    I'm the one who should thank you.
[13:42] Earth
    Thanks to you, things have calmed down.
[13:45] Earth
    And more craftspeople
     are making fairy food.
[13:51] Earth
    I suppose it's time to close up shop.
[13:53] Rona
    I see.
[13:54] Rona
    What will you do now?
[13:56] Earth
    Hm...
[13:59] Earth
    I've been cooking the whole time, so I haven't
    had a chance to check out the new patch.
[14:05] Rona
    Then why don't you come see
    the new town with me?
[14:16] Earth
    So this is Nexia?
[14:20] Rona
    Look over there!
[14:22] Rona
    They're doing PvP!
[14:26] SIGN
    Fairy-playah
[14:33] Players
    Let's do this.
[14:34] Players
    I know we can win!
[14:39] Rona
    Hey, Earth...
[14:41] Rona
    Isn't there something weird
    about that wolf fairy?
[14:44] Earth
    You're right.
[14:47] Players
    Make a windstorm!
[14:51] Players
    He blocked it? But...
[14:58] Earth
    He's good!
[14:59] Earth
    The way he's blocking those blows...
    He's not having the system do it for him!
[15:04] Players
    Now!
[15:06] Players
    Get him with fire magic!
[15:09] Players
    Hey, what are you doing?
[15:11] Players
    Hurry up!
[15:14] Players
    Not again!
[15:16] Earth
    What's going on?
[15:18] Rona
    The fairy ignored his command?
[15:24] Players
    Now!
[15:30] Players
    Thanks. We won, thanks to you!
[15:33] Earth
    So that's it.
[15:35] Rona
    Hey, Earth, what just happened?
[15:39] Rona
    A fairy can't just ignore its
    master's commands, right?
[15:42] Earth
    He's a slave fairy user.
[15:45] Rona
    What's that?
[15:47] Earth
    That's what they call people
    who abuse their fairies.
[15:52] Earth
    If you hit your fairy to
    make it do what you want,
[15:57] Earth
    or don't treat it kindly, I guess sometimes
    it'll stop listening. Like that.
[16:01] Rona
    I see.
[16:02] Earth
    Well, it's hard to say
    he doesn't deserve it.
[16:06] Player
    D-Damn it! You didn't do what I told you!
[16:10] Earth
    Oh, no! Something really
    bad's about to happen?
[16:14] Rona
    Wh-What do you mean?
[16:16] Earth
    I once saw a video of a slave
    fairy user on a video site once.
[16:22] Earth
    If you abuse a fairy too much...
[16:25] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Why didn't you protect me back there?
[16:29] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    You're just a tool, right?
[16:31] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Screw you!
[16:33] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    You're worthless! Just disappear!
[16:38] Earth
    And as a penalty, you have to fight
    a battle with your contracted fairy.
[16:42] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Wh-What is this?
[16:51] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    What are you going to do?
[16:53] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    I'm your master!
[16:57] (Flashback) Abusive Player
    Stop it! Stop!
[17:01] Earth
    If you lose the battle,
    they take your contract crystal,
[17:06] Earth
    and all your fairy-related data is reset.
[17:11] Player
    Damn it.
[17:18] Earth
    I guess he knew that.
[17:22] Rona
    I didn't know that there
    was a system like that.
[17:26] Earth
    There used to be systems like that in
    old online games, once in a while.
[17:31] Earth
    If you gave too many unreasonable orders,
[17:33] Earth
    they'd suddenly go out of control,
[17:35] Earth
    or attack you.
[17:37] Rona
    It's hard to think of anybody
    making something like that today.
[17:40] Earth
    Most games these days go
    easier on their players.
[17:45] Earth
    Maybe the GMs are trying to make
    it feel like an old-school MMO.
[17:51] Rona
    I see.
[17:52] Earth
    Anyway, I'm kind of tired,
    so I'm gonna log off for the day.
[17:56] Earth
    Bye!
[17:58] Rona
    Okay, thanks for the karaage.
[18:00] Rona
    I'll share them with my fairy later.
[18:13] Daichi
    Some people, like Rona,
    really care about their fairies.
[18:17] Daichi
    And some don't.
[18:21] Daichi
    I guess it's up to the player
    what they want to do.
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[18:36] Player
    Excuse me.
[18:40] Player
    Can I talk to you?
[18:43] Earth
    I saw you the other day...
[18:46] Sign
    Fairy-playah
[18:46] Player
    I wanted to talk to you,
    because you've got that title!
SIGN    Don't mention
SIGN    the title!
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[18:55] Earth
    You want to know how to
    make up with your fairy, huh?
[19:00] Player
    Yeah, I saw the video where
    somebody's fairy attacked them.
[19:05] Player
    And if I don't do something,
    I'll end up like that!
[19:07] Earth
    Why were you so mean to
    him in the first place?
[19:11] Player
    I didn't know what I was supposed to do,
[19:14] Player
    so I looked at the videos
    other players were uploading.
[19:17] Player
    They were all treating their
    fairies like circus animals.
[19:23] Player
    I thought that was what
    you were supposed to do.
[19:26] Earth
    And they got a personality
    during the update,
[19:30] Earth
    and your fairy stopped listening to you?
[19:33] Player
    Yeah.
[19:34] Player
    And after that, I hit it a few
    times to make it obey me...
[19:40] Player
    I knew I shouldn't have been doing it.
[19:44] Earth
    So you don't know how to treat
    your fairy, is that it?
[19:48] Player
    Please! Give me some advice! Anything!
[19:52] Player
    I'll pay—
[19:53] Earth
    I don't need money!
[19:54] Earth
    And don't try to solve
    it that way, either.
[19:57] Earth
    It'll turn into a habit.
[19:58] Player
    Oh, sorry.
[20:01] Earth
    I'll give you advice.
[20:02] Earth
    It's up to you whether to
    follow it or not, though.
[20:05] Player
    Thank you. What do I do?
[20:08] Earth
    You don't need to do anything special.
    Just treat it as a friend.
[20:14] Player
    A friend?
[20:16] Earth
    Fight together.
[20:18] Earth
    Take breaks with it.
[20:19] Earth
    And when you finish adventuring
    and head back to town,
[20:22] Earth
    say "bye" before you log out.
[20:25] Earth
    Take care of your fairy,
    and he'll sense it.
[20:31] Earth
    You could try sharing a meal with him, too!
[20:34] Player
    A meal?
[20:36] Player
    Hey, you're the Fairy-playah Chef, right?
[20:41] Earth
    Don't call me that!
[20:44] Earth
    And?
[20:46] Player
    I'd like you to make something
    that'll make it happy.
[20:51] Earth
    Got it!
[20:59] Earth
    One order of Rabbithorn karaage!
SIGN    Score : 8
[21:32] Earth
    That's all it takes!
[21:33] Earth
    Be careful, and little by little,
    you'll be able to make up with it!
[21:37] Player
    Yeah... Thank you!
[21:42] Player
    I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
SIGN    Fairy-playah
[21:46] Player
    I'll come back if I need anything!
[21:49] Earth
    I'm glad it worked out.
[21:51] Silver
    Wonderful.
[21:53] Earth
    Who's there?
[21:55] Silver
    My name is Silver.
[22:00] Silver
    We need to talk.
[22:02] Silver
    Could you come with me someplace where
    there aren't many people around?
[22:07] [SONG] Earth
    To be continued