E5 - Tsukikagekouhi

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SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!
    GXP Paradise Starting
SIGN    Episode 5 "Tsukikagekouhi"
[01:38] Seina
    The magic essence cold is a side-effect of
[01:41] Seina
    the magic essence organ
    being formed in your body.
[01:45] Tsukiko
    Well, it's for being able to use magic,
[01:48] Tsukiko
    I'm prepared to suffer
    for it to some degree.
[01:51] Seina
    Besides, in order to make the capacity
    of the magic essence organ as big as possible,
[01:55] Seina
    every bit of usable energy inside your body
    that can be spared will be used...
[01:58] Jovia
    Well, nobody's ever died
    of the magic essence cold, so it's fine.
[02:03] Jovia
    But there's something more important, right?
[02:06] Seina
    Right, there is an important thing
    that I'd like you to learn.
[02:12] Seina
    As you symptoms progress,
[02:14] Seina
    your head will get fuzzy with the fever,
[02:16] Seina
    and then you'll start hearing
    some sort of sound in your ears.
[02:18] Seina
    It's almost like someone is talking to you.
[02:21] Tsukiko
    Did you say like someone's talking to me?
[02:23] Seina
    Yes.
[02:24] Seina
    It's an announcement
    from the magic essence system.
[02:26] Seina
    Maybe an analogy for it would be like
    when you install an app on your PC,
[02:29] Seina
    you have to set up the language setting.
[02:31] Tsukiko
    So I have to make
    that kind of adjustment, then.
[02:35] Tsukiko
    But how do I do that?
[02:36] Jovia
    That's easy!
[02:37] Jovia
    "Say in words I understand, you moron!"
[02:40] Jovia
    is what you have to think or say out loud.
[02:43] Tsukiko
    What?
[02:45] Seina
    Basically, the important part is
    that you will it to be words you understand.
[02:50] Seina
    If you hear the announcement
    in Japanese, you've succeeded.
[02:53] Tsukiko
    What happens if I don't succeed?
[02:56] Seina
    Then transmitting your intentions to the
    magic essence system will become ambiguous,
[03:00] Seina
    which makes actualizing
    magic more difficult.
[03:02] Tsukiko
    So it's like having difficulties communicating
    with someone who doesn't speak your language?
[03:06] Seina
    Yes, but normal people
    are using magic like that.
[03:10] Tsukiko
    So that's you guys' cheat.
[03:13] Jovia
    Well, the rest you just gotta experience.
[03:18] Jovia
    Aren't you starting to feel worse now?
[03:20] Tsukiko
    Yes...
[03:22] Seina
    Anyway, please don't forget
    to keep that in mind.
[03:34] Tsukiko
    I know you have nothing to do,
[03:36] Tsukiko
    but you're really playing video games here?
[03:38] Tsukiko
    Why do I sound like
    I'm scolding my dumb son?
[03:42] Jovia
    From my point of view, that's normal.
[03:44] Jovia
    Seinacchi is the one who's weird.
[03:47] Tsukiko
    Playing erotic video games
    in front of people is not normal.
[03:51] Jovia
    There was a ton of them in the data
    that Washu-chan unlocked for me.
[03:56] Jovia
    Want to discuss erotic stuff with me?
[03:58] Tsukiko
    Why don't you go do
    that with that unfortunate elf...
[04:06] Jovia
    It's probably time.
[04:08] Jovia
    Tsukikocchi, don't forget what Seina said.
[04:12] Jovia
    Don't forget. You can't forget.
    Don't forget. You can't—
[04:22] Tsukiko
    So... hot...
[04:25] Tsukiko
    Hot... Hot...
[04:45] Tsukiko
    You've become such a nice-looking adult...
[04:49] Tsukiko
    Shut up... shut up...
[04:52] Tsukiko
    Shut up... shut up...
[04:54] Tsukiko
    Shut up... shut up...
[04:56] Tsukiko
    I'm at a good spot,
[04:58] Tsukiko
    why are you still in my ear?!
[05:00] Tsukiko
    I don't understand.
[05:02] Tsukiko
    I don't understand!
[05:04] Tsukiko
    What are you saying?!
[05:08] Tsukiko
    I said I don't understand!
[05:10] Tsukiko
    Please, say it in words I understand!
[05:14] Voice
    ...essence... strong... image... materialize
[05:17] Tsukiko
    What?
[05:18] Voice
    ...magic... essence...
    is materialized by strong images.
[05:22] Tsukiko
    Is this what Seina-chan was talking about?
[05:24] Voice
    The potential of
    the magic essence is infinite.
[05:27] Voice
    The magic essence is
    the essence of everything.
[05:30] Voice
    It can turn into anything.
[05:33] Voice
    Ask the magic essence.
[05:34] Voice
    The magic essence remembers everything.
[05:38] Voice
    Spread your kind.
[05:40] Voice
    To the land.
[05:41] Voice
    To the stars.
[05:42] Voice
    Fill the universe.
[05:43] Tsukiko
    I see... I succeeded...
[05:44] Voice
    Our child, go forth and create paradise.
[06:20] Tsukiko
    This is...
[06:22] Tsukiko
    Oh, right,
[06:23] Tsukiko
    I got the magic essence cold...
[06:26] Kalushushu
    Have you awoken?
[06:30] Tsukiko
    Could you please bring me up to speed?
[06:33] Kalushushu
    It's been twelve days since you fell asleep.
[06:36] Tsukiko
    I see.
[06:37] Jovia
    Oh, you finally woke up, Tsukikocchi!
[06:40] Jovia
    Then, let's get to
    the first ritual right away!
[06:52] Tsukiko
    I've been asleep all this time,
[06:54] Tsukiko
    my stomach won't accept anything solid.
[06:56] Jovia
    I knew you had a strong mind,
[06:59] Jovia
    but I'm impressed you can withstand the hunger
    after waking from the magic essence cold.
[07:01] Jovia
    With that said,
[07:02] Jovia
    the magic essence has super
    strengthened your guts,
[07:04] Jovia
    so nothing can hurt it.
[07:06] Jovia
    Though to be on the safe side,
    we always start with stew as the first meal.
[07:11] Kalushushu
    Yes, there is nothing to worry about.
[07:30] Jovia
    For real?
[07:31] Jovia
    How strong can your resolve be?
[07:33] Tsukiko
    Looks like it's going to be okay.
[07:35] Jovia
    Then go for the solid stuff, too.
[07:46] Jovia
    So, bread or rice?
[07:50] Tsukiko
    Rice!
[07:52] Jovia
    I know, right?!
[07:59] Kai
    Hello?
[08:05] Kai
    I know you must be very busy,
[08:08] Kai
    but I was told to come check on you
[08:10] Kai
    because "yesterday night
    must have been quite fun".
[08:18] Kai
    As you friend and as a man,
[08:20] Kai
    I'm disappointed in you, Seina!
[08:27] Tsukiko
    I can't anymore...
[08:30] Tsukiko
    I haven't eaten enough,
    but my stomach is at its limit...
[08:33] Jovia
    You'll digest it soon, and you'll
    be doing this again in three hours.
[08:36] Jovia
    So?
[08:37] Jovia
    Since you slept this long,
    I guess you heard that voice?
[08:42] Tsukiko
    Yes.
[08:43] Tsukiko
    It was like I was accidentally
    able to acknowledge it.
[08:45] Jovia
    Right?
[08:46] Jovia
    You're suffering and it's
    mumbling into your ear...
[08:48] Jovia
    So you go, "Shut up, you moron!"
[08:50] Tsukiko
    Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
[08:56] Jovia
    Your temperature is rising again.
[08:59] Tsukiko
    It's coming back?
[09:01] Jovia
    Since you refueled your body,
[09:02] Jovia
    the magic essence organ
    is trying to resume growing.
[09:06] Jovia
    It'll calm down if you start using magic,
[09:08] Jovia
    so I'll call Airencchi so
    we can do some magic lessons.
[09:51] Souren
    Seina-sama.
[09:52] Souren
    It seems Tsukiko-sama has woken up.
[09:55] Seina
    I see.
[09:56] Seina
    Judging from the timing,
[09:57] Seina
    I suppose she was able to
    hear the voice properly.
[10:00] Seina
    But that also means that her
    recovery will take some time.
[10:03] Souren
    I will have Airen take turns
    with Jovia-san to take care of her.
[10:07] Seina
    Thank you so much.
[10:10] Seina
    It really would not be appropriate
    for me to be doing that...
[10:15] Seina
    Come in.
[10:18] Masaki
    Seina, do something about
    that mad scientist!
[10:34] Airen
    So, how was the other business?
[10:37] Tsukiko
    I've never had one that big...
[10:39] Jovia
    Tsukikocchi, you don't
    sound like yourself...
[10:43] Tsukiko
    Well, I guess it makes sense
    considering how much I ate.
[10:50] Jovia
    Anyway, isn't it a bit absurd
    how fast you're learning this?
[10:55] Tsukiko
    You figured it all out by yourself, right?
[10:57] Tsukiko
    I have a teacher.
[10:59] Jovia
    Even with that fact thrown in.
[11:03] Tsukiko
    Speaking of.
[11:05] Tsukiko
    I had a strange dream while I was sleeping.
[11:11] Airen
    A child making a magic essence body?
[11:14] Jovia
    That sounds like a monster.
[11:16] Jovia
    If that's real,
[11:17] Jovia
    it might be feedback
    from the magic essence system.
[11:21] Tsukiko
    You mean the system's memory?
[11:23] Jovia
    Yes. If that child really existed,
[11:26] Jovia
    then it wouldn't be strange
    if it was recorded as a special example.
[11:30] Tsukiko
    Feedback or just a dream...
[11:34] Tsukiko
    Let's find out.
[11:38] Tsukiko
    I think it was...
[11:39] Tsukiko
    bone structure, high-strength,
    light-weight, composite materials,
[11:42] Tsukiko
    non-degrading, accumulating
    required magic essence, forming...
[11:46] Jovia
    H-Hey!
[11:47] Airen
    What are you doing?!
[11:49] Jovia
    Stop it, are you trying to die?!
[11:51] Airen
    I don't know how to stop this!
[11:53] Jovia
    I don't know, either.
[11:55] Jovia
    Damn it, this brat's resisting my magic!
[11:57] Airen
    But at this rate, Tsukiko-dono is—
[11:59] Jovia
    We have no choice but to assist!
[12:01] Jovia
    Let's link our magic essence
    and replenish her...
[12:06] Jovia
    She's absorbing external magic essence?!
[12:08] Jovia
    Seriously?!
[12:10] Airen
    She's controlling both at the same time?
[12:11] Airen
    She just awoke today, right?!
[12:14] Jovia
    You're so crazy!
[12:16] Jovia
    I guess it's true that you see
    a record of the system!
[12:20] Jovia
    Ugh, she's making some
    sort of mystery metal...
[12:23] Airen
    I've not managed anything like this yet...
[12:27] Seina
    Kalushushu-san!
[12:30] Kalushushu
    I apologize...
[12:32] Kalushushu
    A large amount of my magic
    essence was taken from me,
[12:34] Kalushushu
    so my control of the mansion is...
[12:39] Kalushushu
    I am fine now.
[12:41] Seina
    What is happening over there...
[12:43] Nayuta
    Oh, that's mystery metal generation.
[12:47] Seina
    Who would do something like that?
[12:49] Nayuta
    This phenomenon only happens
    for the initial generation.
[12:54] Seina
    Kalushushu, Tsukiko-san awoke today, right?
[12:58] Kalushushu
    Yes, in the morning.
[13:02] Seina
    It's not even been half a day...
[13:11] Tsukiko
    I thought I was going to die.
[13:12] Jovia
    You really were about to die!
[13:15] Jovia
    There, you don't have to talk,
    just focus on breathing.
[13:21] Tsukiko
    Okay, I'm fine now.
[13:23] Jovia
    Recovered already?
[13:24] Airen
    Your respiratory organs got
    strengthened to amazing point.
[13:27] Tsukiko
    I didn't train for nothing.
[13:29] Airen
    That's right.
[13:30] Airen
    Kiriko-dono was a martial
    arts master, as well.
[13:33] Tsukiko
    I'm grateful that it helps
    with recovering magic essence, as well.
[13:37] Tsukiko
    Jovia.
[13:38] Jovia
    What? You should rest some more.
[13:40] Tsukiko
    I'm hungry.
[13:41] Jovia
    Oh, all right!
[13:44] Masaki
    I see now why Seina-dono refrains
    from coming here despite being so worried.
[13:51] Jovia
    Speaking of, when did you come back?
[13:53] Masaki
    I escaped!
[13:55] Masaki
    That mad woman made me
    a lab rat again and again!
[13:58] Jovia
    That tracks.
[14:00] Masaki
    So, this is the result
    of that incident from earlier?
[14:04] Jovia
    Yup, the same thing that's inside you.
[14:07] Masaki
    It seemed like it was
    pretty easy when you made it.
[14:11] Jovia
    That's if you have
    the proper equipment for it.
[14:14] Jovia
    Without that, it's such an absurd magic
    spell that you wouldn't want to do it.
[14:19] Masaki
    Absurd, eh?
[14:22] Masaki
    And that is an impressive appetite.
[14:26] Masaki
    But that means you also have to
    eject an impressive amount, huh?
[14:29] Jovia
    Idio—
[14:32] Masaki
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[14:34] Tsukiko
    Please refrain while I'm eating.
[14:36] Masaki
    I got it, I got it!
[14:38] Masaki
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[14:42] Airen
    I feel like an incredible witch
    has been awakened...
[14:46] Jovia
    Tsukiko...
[14:49] Jovia
    Scaryko...
[14:54] Mizuho
    So that's the situation.
[14:56] Mizuho
    We keep seeing candidates drop out,
[14:58] Mizuho
    especially from Varta,
    da Rumah, Jurai, and Shank.
[15:01] Mizuho
    It looks like the selection process
    is going to take some more time...
[15:06] Kuis
    It makes sense.
[15:07] Kuis
    There aren't that many
    weird people who enjoy having
[15:11] Kuis
    the fate of their guild
    rest on their shoulders.
[15:13] Seto
    Good, good, it seems things
    are going smoothly.
[15:17] Mizuho
    The tenth verification team's report
    could confirm the matter of Palty Jurai...
[15:22] Mizuho
    But that was too much to keep
    from Mikami-sama and my mother.
[15:26] Seto
    It's a good experience for the new girls.
[15:29] Seto
    Besides, it was about time
    to tell those two anyway.
[15:32] Mizuho
    But I'm the one who has to
    hear their complaints...
[15:37] Mikami
    Please don't be so cruel to my Misao-chan.
[15:40] Mikami
    She's stuck between a wife and a hard place.
[15:43] Airi
    Don't you care about your parents?!
[15:44] Airi
    So that super treacherous dirty hag is more
    important to you than your actual mother!
[15:49] Airi
    Isn't that right?!
[15:51] Kuis
    Oh, my, she called you
    super treacherous dirty hag.
[15:56] Seto
    I think she's talking about you.
[15:58] Airi
    P.S.: By the way, it's both bland
    and too much makeup!
[16:02] Both
    Oh...
[16:03] Mizuho
    That is all.
[16:06] Seto
    Mizuho-chan is developing more and more.
[16:09] Kuis
    At the same time, her wedding day
    seems further and further away.
[16:12] Kuis
    With that said,
[16:13] Kuis
    it seems the change to
    a new generation at Mikami-sama
[16:15] Kuis
    and Airi-sama's places seems
    to be going well.
[16:17] Seto
    We need them to support Yosho-dono and
    Tenchi-dono, Seina-dono and his entourage...
[16:23] Seto
    They need to show us that they're
    actually rising up to the challenge.
[16:28] Kuis
    I'll see to it that Palty-sama's
    nomination as representative
[16:31] Kuis
    will move forward
    from tentative to definitive.
[16:33] Kuis
    Then we will be able to maneuver
    the other pieces, as well.
[16:36] Seto
    But with that,
[16:38] Seto
    I'd like to have someone we could
    install right in the thick of it.
[16:40] Seto
    Won't someone as capable as Funaho-dono,
    Tenchi-dono, or Seina-dono show up?
[16:46] Kuis
    Waiting for that kind of miracle...
[16:49] Kuis
    I do know what you mean, though.
[16:57] Tsukiko
    When they're awake,
    they're loud and annoying,
[17:01] Tsukiko
    but it's also a bit too lonely
    when they're quiet.
[17:10] Tsukiko
    That's where Seina-chan is...
[17:13] Tsukiko
    I want to see him, but...
[17:28] Seina
    Come in.
[17:39] Seina
    Tsukiko-san?
[17:44] Seina
    No, a magic essence body?
[17:49] Tsukiko
    Good evening.
[17:51] Seina
    Tsu-Tsukiko-san?
[17:53] Seina
    Um, Tsukiko-san... you see...
[17:57] Tsukiko
    Just a bit more.
[17:59] Seina
    Um, but...
[18:05] Seina
    This is a magic essence body, right?
[18:08] Seina
    How did you...?
[18:09] Tsukiko
    It's from a memory
    of the magic essence system.
[18:11] Seina
    I did hear about that.
[18:13] Seina
    But trying that out immediately is a bit...
[18:15] Tsukiko
    But it's fun.
[18:17] Tsukiko
    It's something that can be done
    with space technology, as well,
[18:20] Tsukiko
    but the good thing is that you
    can do it with your own will.
[18:23] Seina
    I do... know what you mean.
[18:26] Tsukiko
    I don't want to, but I'll go back.
[18:28] Tsukiko
    The three stooges are about
    to wake up over there, too.
[18:31] Seina
    All the people who are supposed to
    take care of you are asleep?
[18:34] Seina
    Then what's the point—
[18:35] Tsukiko
    Oh?
[18:36] Tsukiko
    Didn't you foist them on me so
    you could get your work here done?
[18:40] Seina
    What? That is completely untrue...?
[18:43] Tsukiko
    You're so bad at lying.
[18:51] Tsukiko
    That's your punishment for lying.
[18:58] Tsukiko
    I'm going to seal this memory so that the
    main me remembers when the right time comes.
[19:03] Tsukiko
    Well, then, good night.
[19:07] Seina
    So that the main me remembers...
[19:10] Seina
    That means she's even mastered
    parallel consciousness.
[19:18] Seina
    Good thing nobody was here.
[19:29] Seina
    Thanks, D.
[19:32] Seina
    And please keep this secret, as well, Nayuta.
[19:35] Nayuta
    Roger.
[19:38] Miki
    The status of the island's surface, as well as
    the environment under water, are both nominal.
[19:42] Kirche
    The disparity between the outside environment
    is within acceptable parameters, as well.
[19:46] Kirche
    According to the correction logs,
[19:47] Kirche
    Tabletop Island's surveillance system
    is working properly, as well.
[19:52] Seina
    Please send Washu-san the data.
[19:54] Miki
    Roger.
[19:56] Miki
    We got a response.
[19:57] Seina
    Then, we will now move
    on to the main program.
[20:00] Miki
    Roger. Loading program.
[20:05] Kirche
    Launch confirmed.
[20:06] Kirche
    Time acceleration is stable.
[20:09] Kirche
    We've reached maximum acceleration.
[20:17] Miki
    Checking each sector. All green.
[20:23] Jovia
    This is so boring.
[20:28] Jovia
    I thought some sort of scary monster would
    have been born during the time acceleration.
[20:32] Jovia
    Instead all that happened is
    that the ground got moldy.
[20:35] Miki
    The only mold is in your head.
[20:37] Miki
    Besides, what happened
    to taking care of my mother?
[20:41] Jovia
    That witch queen doesn't
    need any form of care at all!
[20:46] Kirche
    Witch queen?
[20:48] Jovia
    Yeah!
[20:48] Jovia
    She's using parallel consciousnesses
    to use multiple magic essence bodies,
[20:52] Jovia
    so Airen, Masaki,
    and I are like her four lords!
[20:55] Jovia
    She's straight up subdued Kalushushu,
    making her the leader of us four lords!
[20:59] Miki
    That means she's whipping
    you around a lot, huh?
[21:03] Kirche
    So you being the weakest
    of the four lords means
[21:06] Kirche
    you were told to come check on Seina-san?
[21:09] Jovia
    Damn it, that's exactly right!
[21:12] Jovia
    Mikicchi, that Internet
    idol has a cute face
[21:14] Jovia
    but she's somehow turned
    into a poison-tongued meanie!
[21:16] Miki
    It's the result of some moron poking
    at her till she turned out this way.
[21:20] Miki
    Weakest of the four lords.
[21:23] Jovia
    It's not true... I'm not the weakest!
[21:26] Jovia
    Not the weakest...
[21:28] Seina
    I'll have to think of some way
    to thank Airen-san and the others...
[21:34] Seina
    I'm sorry, it seems we're
    causing all sorts of trouble.
[21:37] Souren
    Please don't worry about it.
[21:39] Souren
    It's good for her.
[21:42] Seina
    Is that so?
[21:44] Seina
    I'd be happy if it were...
[21:46] Souren
    She might seem to always be doing her thing,
[21:49] Souren
    but no matter where she goes,
[21:51] Souren
    she's usually shunned
    or kept at arm's length.
[21:53] Souren
    Since we met you,
[21:55] Souren
    and pardon me for saying this, but she
    knows so many people like her now...
[21:59] Souren
    Oh, this doesn't have any
    deep meaning or anything.
[22:02] Seina
    Oh it's fine.
[22:04] Seina
    Airen-san is still
    in the realm of the normal people.
[22:08] Souren
    Oh, you can be quite harsh, too.
[22:10] Seina
    It's not quite what Miki-senpai said,
[22:13] Seina
    but my training is always
    in the present progressive tense.
[22:17] Seina
    Maybe it's the same
    for Tsukiko-san, as well...
[22:32] Maid
    Welcome home, Master.
[22:38] Tsukiko
    Welcome home, Seina-chan.
[22:40] Seina
    C-Congratulations on your recovery.
[22:43] Tsukiko
    Thank you.
[22:44] Tsukiko
    I rebuilt the mansion quite a bit,
    what do you think?
[22:48] Seina
    It's impressive...
[22:52] Tsukiko
    There are so many people relying
    on you who might move here,
[22:57] Tsukiko
    so I thought it would be better
    to have a proper mansion.
[23:00] Tsukiko
    Kiriko and the others will
    return here eventually, too.
[23:03] Tsukiko
    Well...
[23:05] Tsukiko
    That's the official reason, but honestly,
[23:07] Tsukiko
    using magic was so much fun.
[23:09] Tsukiko
    Once you can use it, it's hard to stop.
[23:13] Seina
    I do know that feeling.
[23:16] Seina
    But what do you do now?
[23:17] Seina
    You skipped a bunch of stuff
    and are at a level of a castle ruler...
[23:21] Tsukiko
    I'll start with the regular pit hunt.
[23:24] Jovia
    If anything, shouldn't you be someone
    that adventures vanqui—
[24:51] Jovia
    It's truly a tropical island!
[24:57] Washu
    Looks like things are progressing nicely.
[24:59] Washu
    I think the island's
    in sufficiently good shape.
[25:02] Tsukiko
    The environmental link
    to the outside world is nominal, as well.
[25:05] Washu
    Next, we'll switch the shield to a filter
    and see how things go.
[25:10] Washu
    It'll be done in about a month.
[25:13] Washu
    Then you can go explore the island.
[25:16] Both
    Exploring!
[25:18] Miki
    We don't have too much time
    to be playing around.
[25:21] Miki
    We have to begin the preparations to take
    in the pirate guilds that will be moving here.
[25:25] Seina
    How is the selection process for
    picking each guild's representative going?
[25:28] Washu
    They are all still trying
    to avoid getting the short straw.
[25:31] Jovia
    Doesn't that mean we can have
    some fun here for a while?
[25:35] Washu
    We told them that they
    will lose by default if they
[25:38] Washu
    can't resolve it by the time
    the island is finished.
[25:40] Seina
    That means that should
    get settled soon then.
[25:43] Washu
    The real show is starting now.
[25:45] Washu
    We're counting on you, Seina-dono.
[25:47] Seina
    Understood.
[25:49] Seina
    A mock battle between the pirate guilds...
[25:53] Seina
    We'll need some sort of plan so they don't
    realize that I'm in the middle of this.