E10 - The Case of the Poisoned Latte

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[00:04] Toto
    So even you air out your
    futon mattress properly, huh, Ron?
[00:07] Toto
    Wait...
[00:08] Toto
    It's so long!
[00:13] Toto
    What a surprise.
[00:15] Toto
    Had no idea you aired out
    the Floor of Indolence.
[00:17] Ron
    I drop it sometimes too,
    so don't try this at home.
[00:20] Toto
    Yeah, never in my life will I do this.
[00:29] Ron
    You look unhappy, Toto.
[00:31] Toto
    It's just... I was going to say,
[00:33] Toto
    "You've been weird since we came
    back from the observatory."
[00:37] Toto
    But thinking about it,
    you've always been weird.
[00:40] Ron
    That means you're the one
    who's being weird, Toto.
[00:43] Toto
    What?
[00:45] Toto
    Well, you might be right.
[00:47] Toto
    But only because you're
     saying strange things.
[00:49] Toto
    The boat carrying the
    observatory murderer sank,
[00:53] Toto
    the crew is all missing, and you claim it
    wasn't an accident. Stuff like that.
[00:57] Ron
    Yeah, it's the only explanation
     I can think of.
[01:00] Ron
    Whoever put this mark on my neck during
    the Bloody Training Incident five years ago
[01:05] Ron
    also sank that boat.
[01:07] Toto
    If that's true,
    I'm amazed you can stay so calm.
[01:10] Toto
    Isn't the terror creeping up on you?
[01:12] Ron
    Running around in a panic
    won't help, will it?
[01:14] Ron
    As I take the appropriate measures,
    I'll still enjoy my everyday life.
[01:18] Toto
    Must be nice to be so carefree.
[01:25] Toto
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[01:27] Toto
    Except... it wasn't there earlier, was it?
[01:29] Ron
    On a similar subject,
    this wandered into my suitcase.
[01:32] Ron
    It's a souvenir from Nandan Island, right?
[01:34] Ron
    I'm sure Amamiya-kun will be thrilled.
[01:36] Toto
    Really? You think so?
[01:38] Ron
    Guaranteed to make her laugh!
[01:40] Toto
    Right?!
SIGN    Ron Kamonohashi's
SIGN    Forbidden
    Deductions
[03:14] Toto
    Amamiya-senpai, I brought you this souvenir.
SIGN    Investigation Division 1
[03:16] Amamiya
    Thanks.
SIGN    #10 The Case of the Poisoned Latte
[03:18] Amamiya
    Now then, Isshiki...
[03:19] Toto
    She's ignoring it!
[03:21] Amamiya
    I have a job for you.
[03:23] Toto
    Huh?
[03:25] Toto
    She didn't give me any details.
    I wonder what this job is.
SIGN    Conference Room
SIGN    No. 3
[03:32] Chikori
    It's really him...
SIGN    Lime Weekly
SIGN    Reporter Monki Chikori
[03:39] Chikori
    Nice to meet you!
[03:41] Chikori
    My name is Monki Chikori.
    I'm from Lime Weekly.
[03:46] Toto
    I'm Isshiki from Investigation Division 1.
[03:48] Toto
    So... you're a reporter?
[03:50] Chikori
    Yes! I'm here to shadow you
    for a day, Detective Isshiki.
[03:54] Toto
    Y-You're shadowing me?
[03:56] Chikori
    That's right.
[03:57] Chikori
    For the "People to Watch" column of our
    newest issue. I'd be much obliged!
[04:01] Toto
    "People to Watch"?
[04:02] Toto
    Don't you normally cover
    entertainers or athletes
[04:05] Toto
    for something like that?
[04:06] Chikori
    After cases like the serial
    drownings in the metropolis
[04:10] Chikori
    and the Hand Collector murders,
[04:12] Chikori
    I wouldn't want anyone other
     than the man who solved them.
[04:15] Toto
    But that wasn't in any of the papers.
     How did you know I solved those?
[04:20] Chikori
    Because I'm completely enamored!
[04:21] Toto
    En—
[04:22] Chikori
    Oh, I don't mean that in a weird way!
[04:25] Chikori
    I was kidnapped as a child, you see.
[04:31] Chikori
    The man who valiantly
     cracked the case and saved me
[04:35] Chikori
    was a police detective.
[04:38] Chikori
    Ever since then, detectives
    have been heroes in my eyes.
[04:41] Chikori
    That's why I became a reporter.
[04:44] Chikori
    It's also why, in my own way,
[04:45] Chikori
    I try to investigate unsolved cases
    and impossible crimes.
[04:48] Chikori
    And I've watched you neatly unravel
     one after another, Detective Isshiki.
[04:52] Chikori
    You're a hero among heroes.
[04:54] Chikori
    You're a god to me!
[04:57] Toto
    A god?!
[04:58] Toto
    She's an odd one.
[05:00] Toto
    She's under the mistaken impression
    I cracked those cases,
[05:04] Toto
    but I can't expose Ron,
    so I'm kinda stuck here.
[05:06] Chikori
    You're absolutely free to decline
     if it'd be imposing.
[05:09] Chikori
    I understand it's a lot to ask.
[05:12] Chikori
    I'm incredibly grateful just to have met you!
[05:15] Chikori
    Honestly!
[05:17] Toto
    No, it's fine!
[05:19] Toto
    I'm just not assigned
     to anything at the moment...
[05:22] Chikori
    Amazing!
[05:23] Chikori
    So they're reserving you
     for the next big case?
[05:26] Chikori
    That's the ace detective
     of Division 1 for you!
[05:29] Toto
    The misunderstanding is snowballing!
[05:37] Chikori
    Seeing a great detective at work
     is just so moving for me.
[05:41] Chikori
    So, you take time to keep
     all the paperwork in order too?
[05:44] Toto
    Oh, y-yeah.
[05:45] Toto
    That's actually the bulk of my job.
[05:48] Toto
    I want to get this over with
    before she wises up, but...
[05:56] Toto
    I've just got more paperwork after this,
[05:58] Toto
    so how about an interview
    over a quick cup of tea?
[06:01] Toto
    Would that work...?
[06:02] Chikori
    I'd be honored to join you for a drink!
[06:13] Chikori
    I'll have a hot cocoa.
[06:16] Toto
    I'll have an iced coffee. Black.
[06:18] Ron
    We don't have that.
[06:19] Toto
    What?
[06:20] Ron
    The only black thing here is sugar syrup.
[06:22] Toto
    Ron—
[06:23] Chikori
    What?
[06:24] Ron
    My name is Chasaku Kamokyuu.
[06:27] Ron
    There is no "ro" or "n" in it.
[06:29] Toto
    That's definitely Ron!
[06:31] Chikori
    A coffee shop that doesn't do coffee?
[06:34] Toto
    Can I have a word with you over there?
[06:37] Chikori
    That's a great detective for you!
    Admonishing him so resolutely...
[06:41] Toto
    What are you doing?
[06:42] Ron
    Helping.
[06:43] Toto
    What?
[06:44] Ron
    I'm here to lecture the owner on how to
    make my special black sugar syrup latte.
[06:49] Toto
    You sure have a lot of free time.
[06:54] Ron
    Only because someone's not bringing me work.
[06:57] Toto
    Uh-oh.
[06:57] Ron
    Got anything unsolved cases?
[06:59] Toto
    None today either.
[07:01] Ron
    Are you on a date? With that reporter lady?
[07:04] Toto
    Huh? How'd you know she's a reporter?
[07:06] Ron
    It's simple.
[07:08] Ron
    When she entered the cafe, the first thing
    she checked was the magazine rack.
[07:11] Ron
    And the fact that the front of her shoes
    are scuffed suggests she runs a lot.
[07:16] Ron
    Her phone case is also stuffed with cards.
[07:18] Ron
    Another telltale sign.
[07:19] Toto
    I see.
[07:21] Toto
    But this is for work!
    She's really got the wrong idea...
[07:24] Hayami
    How about this place?
[07:25] Julie
    I think it'll do, yeah?
[07:27] Tamada
    I like it too.
[07:29] Hayami
    It's pretty fancy, isn't it?
[07:31] Julie
    I'll go get a shot of the sign outside.
[07:34] Hayami
    Got it.
[07:35] Tamada
    We'll go ahead and order.
[07:37] Tamada
    So, what do you want?
[07:39] Hayami
    I'll have a caffè latte.
[07:40] Julie
    Me too! I'll have the same!
[07:42] Ron
    Welcome.
[07:44] Tamada
    Um, three lattes, please.
[07:46] Ron
    Coming right up.
[07:47] Ron
    We're first come, first served,
    so it'll be just a moment.
[07:52] Ron
    Here you are. One cocoa and one black.
[07:54] Toto
    Black? It isn't straight sugar syrup, is it?
[07:57] Ron
    You really think I'd do that?
[07:59] Toto
    O-Of course not.
[08:01] Ron
    I thinned it with water.
[08:05] Toto
    Chasaku-san, was it?
[08:06] Ron
    Chasaku Kamokyuu.
[08:07] Toto
    Are you seriously working here?
[08:28] Ron
    Done.
[08:30] Ron
    Here you are. Three caffè lattes.
[08:32] Toto
    Wow!
[08:34] Toto
    When'd you learn such an impressive skill?
[08:36] Ron
    The most important thing is drawing out
    the platypus within the latte.
[08:40] Toto
    Nobody asked.
[08:41] Hayami
    What an adorable duck!
[08:44] Ron
    A d-d...
[08:46] Tamada
    Need a hand?
[08:47] Hayami
    I'm good!
[08:49] Ron
    A d-duck?
[08:53] Chikori
    Don't mind me.
[08:55] Toto
    Huh? Did you take my picture?
[08:56] Chikori
    I did.
[08:57] Ron
    Are you doing a report on him?
[08:59] Chikori
    Yes. He's giving me incredibly
    valuable experience.
[09:02] Ron
    Got questions for him?
[09:04] Toto
    Hey.
[09:04] Chikori
    Of course!
[09:06] Chikori
    I'm going to write an article about
     the impossible cases he's solved.
[09:11] Ron
    Tch, what a mess. I didn't realize
    she was a crime reporter.
[09:18] Ron
    Help yourself.
[09:19] Ron
    A sample of our black sugar
     syrup latte on the house!
[09:22] Toto
    That is not a sample size!
[09:23] Toto
    Y-You! Come with me a sec.
[09:25] Ron
    There's no need to thank me.
[09:27] Toto
    Get over here!
[09:31] Toto
    What are you playing at?!
[09:33] Ron
    Crime reporters can be sources
    of critical intel on hard cases.
[09:36] Ron
    You need to build
    a good relationship with her.
[09:39] Toto
    What?
[09:40] Ron
    All I can do right now is help set the stage!
[09:42] Toto
    Wait! Hold it!
[09:45] Ron
    Just between us, we also serve
    soba-restaurant-style curry!
[09:48] Toto
    Then this isn't just a café anymore!
[09:51] Chikori
    Will you please stop causing
    problems for Detective Isshiki?
[09:55] Chikori
    His time incredibly precious.
    Too precious to waste on me, even!
[09:59] Ron
    You think that highly of him?
[10:02] Ron
    I like you.
[10:03] Chikori
    Where did that come from?
[10:05] Toto
    Now, now...
[10:12] Tamada
    Julie?
[10:15] Ron
    Miss?!
[10:16] Toto
    Wh-What's wrong?
[10:18] Ron
    Call an ambulance.
[10:20] Toto
    All right.
[10:21] Ron
    And the police.
[10:23] Toto
    What?
[10:25] Ron
    It was poison.
[10:39] forensics
    We discovered a cyanide capsule
    in the deceased woman's cup.
[10:44] Toto
    I see.
[10:47] Ron
    Excuse me.
[10:48] Ron
    Don't worry. I will avenge you.
[10:50] Toto
    Wha—Hey!
[10:52] Chikori
    Please move aside!
[10:53] Chikori
    Crime scenes are a
     great detective's battlefield,
[10:55] Chikori
    and this one is Detective Isshiki's specialty.
[10:58] Ron
    So he's a great detective, is he?
[11:00] Chikori
    He's solved a number of difficult cases.
[11:02] Chikori
    He's a super sleuth to those in the know!
[11:05] Toto
    There she goes again with the praise!
[11:07] Ron
    I see. Well, that is heartening.
[11:10] Ron
    Even a suspect like me
    is glad he's on the case.
[11:12] Chikori
    What? You're...
[11:14] Toto
    A suspect?
[11:15] Ron
    Yes, because only three people had a chance
     to put poison in this woman's coffee.
[11:20] Ron
    Me, who made the caffè latte,
[11:22] Ron
    and the two girls who were sitting with her.
[11:29] Ron
    The question is who poisoned
     the drink and how.
[11:34] Chikori
    No need to worry.
[11:38] Chikori
    Detective Isshiki will neatly solve this case!
[11:44] Toto
    Wha?
[11:49] Chikori
    I'm sure you're uneasy with someone
    like me covering this, but as a reporter,
[11:52] Chikori
    I'll do all I can to write
    a good article about your work!
[11:55] Toto
    Um, I...
[11:56] Chikori
    I should mention that the cases
    of the giant snowman in Kushiro
[12:00] Chikori
    and the assassination
    of the eight-headed serpent in Izumo
[12:03] Chikori
    are among those I've covered.
[12:04] Toto
    Those are famously complex cases!
[12:06] Ron
    You're a very promising crime reporter.
     What's your name?
[12:10] Chikori
    Monki Chikori.
[12:13] Ron
    From now on,
    regardless of where the case occurs,
[12:16] Ron
    Detective Isshiki should be your first call.
[12:18] Chikori
    What?
[12:19] Toto
    He's trying to bag cases from all over
    the country through her connections!
[12:23] Ron
    You should watch him work today, too!
[12:25] Chikori
    Why are you saying all this?
[12:27] Toto
    She's got a point.
[12:33] Toto
    I'm Isshiki with the Metro PD.
[12:35] Toto
    I'd like a word with the three of you.
[12:36] Toto
    We believe the culprit was someone
    with access to the victim's cup.
[12:40] Toto
    So I'd like to know what you were all
     doing at the time of the incident.
[12:44] Toto
    We'll start with the server.
[12:46] Ron
    I had just poured the perfect latte,
    but something was strange.
[12:50] Toto
    What?
[12:50] Ron
    My platypus latte art was mistaken for a duck.
    A truly bizarre phenomenon.
[12:54] Toto
    You really hold a grudge!
[12:57] Toto
    Next is Hayami-san who carried the lattes.
[12:59] Hayami
    Sure.
[13:01] Hayami
    When I took our lattes over
     to the table, Julie...
[13:05] (Flashback) Julie
    Let's snap a pic with the three of us!
[13:07] (Flashback) Julie
    Okay, I'm taking it!
[13:11] Hayami
    After that, I took a phone call.
[13:14] (Flashback) Hayami
    Sorry, it's the manager
    from my part-time job.
[13:17] (Flashback) Hayami
    Hello, this is Hayami.
[13:18] (Flashback) Julie
    I'm gonna take some
    photos around the café.
[13:21] (Flashback) Tamada
    Okay. I'll wait here.
[13:22] Hayami
    I wasn't on the phone long.
[13:26] (Flashback) Hayami
    Sorry about that. I know I kept you waiting.
[13:28] (Flashback) Julie
    It's okay.
[13:29] (Flashback) Tamada
    Well, let's drink up!
[13:31] Hayami
    When I got back to my seat,
    Julie was the first one to take a cup.
[13:34] Hayami
    Then she drank it and collapsed.
[13:38] Ron
    In other words, the only people who could
    have poisoned the drink were me,
[13:44] Ron
    Hayami-kun who carried the lattes,
[13:46] Ron
    and Tamada-kun who was left alone with them.
[13:49] Chikori
    Don't steal Detective Isshiki's lines!
[13:52] Toto
    B-But...
[13:54] Toto
    I don't think it was you, Kamokyuu-san.
[13:56] Toto
    You couldn't have known who'd take which cup,
[13:59] Toto
    and I see no motive for you to kill at random.
[14:01] Toto
    Even if you wanted her dead,
[14:04] Toto
    it would've been nigh impossible to determine
    which cup would end up in front of her.
[14:09] Chikori
    H-How inspiring!
[14:10] Chikori
    To think I get to witness Detective
    Isshiki's godly deductions in person!
[14:14] Ron
    Indeed, I can see growth
    in his deductive abilities.
[14:17] Chikori
    Who do you think you are, exactly?
[14:18] Hayami
    Um, it wasn't like that.
[14:20] Tamada
    Right? I remember it too.
[14:23] Tamada
    Julie didn't take the cup in front of her.
    She took one from the other side of the tray.
[14:28] Toto
    What did you say?
[14:29] Chikori
    So how did the culprit get her to take
    the poisoned cup in the back?
[14:37] Toto
    Ah, pardon me. Thank you for your testimony.
[14:40] Toto
    For now, I'll use your accounts
    to begin sorting out the situation.
[14:45] Toto
    Bear with us a little longer.
[14:51] Toto
    There was no way to control the victim,
[14:54] Toto
    so maybe it was some kind of trick.
[14:56] Chikori
    Too bad we don't have the latte anymore.
[15:00] Ron
    Detective Isshiki.
[15:03] Ron
    You dropped this.
[15:04] Toto
    Huh? Thank you.
SIGN    Memo
SIGN    The victim's social media and the reporter's photos
[15:16] Toto
    Oh, that's it!
[15:17] Toto
    There may be evidence
    on Julie's social media!
[15:20] Chikori
    H-How clever!
    As expected of Detective Isshiki!
[15:22] Toto
    Could I see the photos you took as well?
[15:25] Chikori
    O-Oh, of course!
    Sorry I didn't think of that sooner.
[15:28] Chikori
    I really only took shots of you,
    Detective Isshiki,
[15:31] Chikori
    but I do have one photo of the lattes
    the ladies ordered on the counter.
[15:35] Toto
    That's a huge help!
[15:37] Ron
    My lattes truly were perfect.
[15:39] Chikori
    And why are you over here with us again?
[15:42] Toto
    Got it.
[15:43] Toto
    I found Julie-san's feed.
[15:45] Toto
    She was certainly active.
[15:48] Toto
    Looks like she's having fun in every photo.
[15:51] Toto
    Oh, here!
[15:52] Toto
    This is the latte she drank...
[15:55] Toto
    But nothing looks weird here.
[15:59] Toto
    So the latte isn't giving us any clues.
[16:02] Toto
    This is a problem! How'd the culprit
    get her to drink the poisoned latte?
[16:11] Chikori
    He's sweating bullets
    and clutching his head...
[16:13] Chikori
    Somehow, I always thought he
    solved cases more easily than this.
[16:18] Toto
    No matter how I look at it, there's nothing
    wrong with the victim's latte. Right?
[16:22] Chikori
    This isn't how I imagined Detective Isshiki.
[16:27] Ron
    You're drenched in sweat, Detective Isshiki.
[16:29] Ron
    Here. A little refreshment on the house.
[16:32] Toto
    What?
[16:33] Ron
    A hot hand towel, grande size.
[16:34] Toto
    That's a bath towel!
[16:35] Ron
    Great, right? It'll steam up
    your glasses in an instant.
[16:38] Toto
    Yeah, that's not great.
[16:40] Ron
    And with our logo,
    it'll be a hit on social media!
[16:43] Toto
    That is so not how you want to stand out.
[16:45] Ron
    Exactly.
[16:46] Ron
    That's the key, Detective Isshiki.
[16:50] Ron
    When you pick the wrong way to stand out,
[16:52] Ron
    you pick the wrong way in life, too.
[16:57] Chikori
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[16:59] Toto
    That pose means...
[17:02] Toto
    We've solved the mystery.
[17:03] Chikori
    What?
[17:04] Chikori
    You know who the perpetrator is?
[17:06] Toto
    Huh? Y-Yeah, probably.
[17:08] Ron
    I'm going to space out for a bit.
    Come keep an eye on me.
[17:11] Toto
    S-Sure.
[17:12] Toto
    Right! I have to hear his deduction!
[17:17] Toto
    I have a favor to ask you.
[17:19] Chikori
    What?
[17:20] Toto
    Could you hide anything in the kitchen
    with a blade for me?
[17:23] Chikori
    Is there a chance of a second murder?
[17:25] Toto
    Um, yes.
[17:27] Toto
    Though it's the culprit who's in danger.
[17:34] Toto
    I would now like to solve
    the mystery of Julie-san's death.
[17:38] Toto
    As I thought, this wasn't indiscriminate.
[17:40] Toto
    Julie-san was murdered on purpose.
[17:45] Hayami
    But...
[17:46] Tamada
    Julie picked her latte at random.
[17:49] Tamada
    I thought there wasn't any way
    to make her drink a specific one.
[17:52] Toto
    No, that was exactly the trick.
[17:54] Toto
    The culprit knew Julie-san
    would pick the one in the back.
[17:57] Hayami; Tamada
    What?
[17:58] Toto
    The answer lies in Julie-san's social media.
[18:01] Toto
    She's in the middle of every photo.
[18:03] Toto
    She shot things in a way
    that drew attention to herself.
[18:08] Toto
    Knowing she was like that, it was obvious
    that she'd choose most photogenic latte...
[18:13] Toto
    none the wiser it was poisoned.
[18:15] Hayami
    But all three lattes had
    the same platypus on them.
[18:19] Toto
    Yes.
[18:20] Toto
    Up until a certain point.
[18:23] Toto
    What the culprit did was incredibly simple.
[18:26] Toto
    They just flicked a finger across
     the unpoisoned lattes.
[18:31] Toto
    No one else would notice,
    and it only took a second.
[18:37] Toto
    And it happened in the brief time
    they were being carried to the table.
[18:41] Toto
    This photo is proof.
[18:47] Toto
    Hayami-san, will you answer me this?
[18:50] Toto
    How could two of those otherwise
[18:52] Toto
    untouched lattes end up with just
     the eye of the design misshapen?
[18:59] Toto
    The only one who could've done it...
[19:01] Toto
    was you!
[19:13] Hayami
    But... But Julie was...
[19:19] Hayami
    She didn't just want to be
    the center of everything.
[19:23] Hayami
    She couldn't stand it when
    anyone else got attention.
[19:26] Hayami
    Even my boyfriend...
    The instant I got scouted by a talent agency,
[19:30] Hayami
    she stole him from me!
[19:32] Chikori
    That's why you...
[19:34] Toto
    No matter how strong your hatred,
[19:37] Toto
    killing someone is never the right answer!
[19:41] Hayami
    What would you know about—
[19:43] Ron
    Bash your head in.
[19:47] Ron
    Anyone who'd dismiss another's life
[19:50] Ron
    has no right to live in this world.
[19:53] Chikori
    What is he saying?
[19:55] Toto
    B-Bash her head...?
[19:56] Ron
    Bash your head in.
[20:01] Hayami
    Yes...
[20:33] Hayami
    Ow!
[20:35] Hayami
    I reek of coffee. What is all this?
[20:42] Ron
    Thank you, Toto.
[20:57] Toto
    I'm really sorry!
[21:00] Toto
    I broke your digital recorder.
[21:02] Toto
    You were using that for your article, right?
[21:04] Chikori
    Yes, but it only had material
     from today on it.
[21:07] Chikori
    And it doesn't compare in the least to getting
    to see a great detective's true nature.
[21:12] Chikori
    I'm perfectly satisfied.
[21:13] Toto
    "True nature"?
[21:15] Chikori
    I realized something.
[21:17] Chikori
    When I saw you with your head in your hands,
    thinking over every detail...
[21:21] Chikori
    I saw that a great detective's brilliance
    isn't solving mysteries like magic.
[21:25] Chikori
    It's earnestly tackling
    everything with all their strength.
[21:29] Chikori
    I respect you even more now,
     Detective Isshiki.
[21:32] Chikori
    I hope we can work together in the future.
[21:35] Ron
    I can't wait.
[21:36] Toto; Chikori
    What the?
[21:37] Ron
    I'm delighted someone shares
    my opinion of Detective Isshiki's greatness.
[21:41] Ron
    Here, I've made lattes for everyone.
[21:43] Ron
    Carry them, won't you, Detective Isshiki?
SIGN    Great news!
SIGN    Reporter connection
SIGN    acquired!
[21:45] Toto
    I can't show her this!
[21:47] Toto
    These taste better when you mix them.
[21:49] Chikori
    Oh, thank you!
[21:52] Ron
    Chikori-kun, if you're hungry,
[21:55] Ron
    I'll order delivery for you.
[21:56] Toto
    Cafés don't do that!
[21:59] Ron
    Then you should treat her to home cooking.
[22:01] Ron
    I want some too, so perfect timing.
[22:03] Toto
    Seriously, what gives?
[22:04] Ron
    I'll even drown your dishes
    in black sugar syrup for you!
[22:08] Toto
    You always do that!