E6 - Those Who Wish in Summer

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SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
[01:31] Mr. Villain
    I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,
    which fights daily to wipe out humankind
[01:42] Mr. Villain
    and claim the Earth in the
    name of our home planet.
[01:46] Mr. Villain
    But today is my day off.
[01:50] Mr. Villain
    On the way home from the supermarket,
[01:52] Mr. Villain
    I was enjoying some sun in the park
[01:55] Mr. Villain
    while sorting through my panda photos.
[02:01] Hibiki
    I'm telling you, this'll be another year
    Orihime and Hikoboshi fail to meet.
[02:06] Aya
    What?! They will too meet!
[02:09] Mr. Villain
    Orihime? Hikoboshi?
[02:12] Mr. Villain
    Who the heck are they?
[02:15] Mr. Villain
    I can't help but get caught up in this
    conversation the children are having.
[02:20] Hibiki
    They totally won't. I mean, it always rains.
[02:25] Mr. Villain
    If it rains, they can't meet?
[02:27] Aya
    It might be clear this year!
[02:30] Hibiki
    The forecast is calling
    for rain on the seventh.
[02:35] Mr. Villain
    They're only concerned about the seventh?
[02:38] Mr. Villain
    That must mean Orihime and Hikoboshi
    have plans to go out that day,
[02:44] Mr. Villain
    but it keeps getting rained out every year.
[02:48] Mr. Villain
    They should consider a different date.
[02:50] Mr. Villain
    Is that the only day they can make it work?
[02:53] Hibiki
    It's because they spent all their
    time having fun, not working.
[02:58] Hibiki
    They got what they deserve.
[03:00] Hibiki
    Just like my mom and dad.
[03:05] Aya
    Hibiki...
[03:07] Aya
    That reminds me, Hibiki,
     aren't you moving on the seventh?
[03:12] Hibiki
    Yeah, I'm moving in with my grandparents.
[03:14] Aya
    Is that far away?
[03:16] Hibiki
    It is.
[03:17] Aya
    What about your mom and dad?
[03:20] Hibiki
    They're not going.
[03:22] Aya
    I'll come see you off!
[03:24] Hibiki
    You don't have to, Aya. It'll be raining.
[03:27] Aya
    I'll come anyway!
[03:29] Hibiki
    You'll get wet.
[03:32] Aya
    I don't care!
[03:34] Aya
    I'm not Orihime, so I can come
    see you even if it's raining!
[03:39] Hibiki
    Does that make me Hikoboshi?
[03:42] Aya
    Or it can be the other way around.
[03:44] Hibiki
    Either's fine by me.
[03:47] Hibiki
    I better head home or I'll get an earful.
[03:51] Hibiki
    Thanks for letting me play this.
[03:52] Aya
    Oh, you can hang on to it, Hibiki.
[03:56] Aya
    I'll borrow my brother's, so it's fine.
[03:58] Hibiki
    I can't, Aya.
[03:59] Hibiki
    Somebody bought it for you, right?
[04:03] Hibiki
    I'll try wishing that
    someone buys me one too.
[04:07] Aya
    Hibiki!
[04:09] Aya
    The seventh, okay?!
     I swear I'll come see you!
[04:15] Aya
    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Unohara Shopping District
[04:22] Mr. Villain
    I never did find out who
    Orihime and Hikoboshi are.
[04:27] Mr. Villain
    But I did learn they're a couple
    of worthless layabouts.
SIGN    Tanabata
    Star Festival
SIGN    July 7th
    3PM 5PM 7PM
SIGN    Concert, Raffle, Fireworks
SIGN    Orihime
[04:33] Mr. Villain
    Is this them?
SIGN    Hikoboshi
SIGN    Sasamoto Butcher Shop
[04:39] older lady
    Why hello, mister.
[04:40] older lady
    Care to write one for yourself?
[04:45] older lady
    Here.
[04:49] Mr. Villain
    What do you write on this?
[04:52] older lady
    What? Don't tell me you've
     never used a tanzaku before.
[04:56] older lady
    You write a wish on it,
    then hang it on bamboo.
SIGN    May I get to
    travel a lot
SIGN    May my dog live
    a long, healthy life
SIGN    May I become an
     upstanding adult
SIGN    World peace
SIGN    May I happen across
    
    
    a good sauna
[05:01] older lady
    You can wish for world peace,
    the well-being of your household... Anything.
SIGN    May I happen across
    
    a good sauna
[05:12] woman
    What to write...
[05:13] woman A
    I know!
[05:14] Mr. Villain
    My wish?
[05:14] woman
    I'm not sure.
[05:15] Mr. Villain
    Humanity's downfall.
[05:19] older lady
    Here, mister. A croquette on the house.
[05:21] older lady
    Fresh from the fryer.
SIGN    Sasamoto Butcher Shop
[05:25] older lady
    Have some fresh croquettes!
[05:28] woman A
    Oh, yay!
[05:30] woman A
    Thank you.
[05:31] older lady
    I hope your wishes come true.
[05:34] Mr. Villain
    This is good.
SIGN    Butcher Shop
[05:57] Mr. Villain
    Two croquettes, please.
[05:59] older lady
    Why thank you!
[06:01] older lady
    Come back for more, you hear?
SIGN    World peace
SIGN    May I pass my exam!
SIGN    May I get to eat
    first-rate yakiniku
SIGN    May the two of them get to meet
SIGN    May the world
     be at peace
    
     -Red
[06:44] Red
    There.
SIGN    May everyone enjoy
     good health
    
     -Red
[06:46] Mugi/Sora
    Red.
[06:48] Sora
    That's your twelfth one.
[06:50] Mugi
    How many tanzaku are you going to use up?
[06:54] Red
    I'm on a roll.
[06:55] Mugi
    Isn't there only one thing
     you should wish for?
[06:58] Mugi/Sora
    "I want a sense of direction."
[07:03] Red
    Sorry I'm like that.
[07:05] Mugi
    It's okay.
[07:06] Sora
    We've just accepted it.
[07:08] Red
    That was all I could think of at first, too.
SIGN    May Red find his way home
    -Blue
SIGN    May Red acquire a sense of direction
    -Blue
SIGN    May Red stop getting lost
    -Blue
SIGN    Red gets lost so much,
    it makes my stomach ache
    -Blue
[07:11] Red
    But Blue already wished for it over and over.
[07:16] Mugi/Sora
    Oh.
[07:18] Red
    So I thought I should wish for other things.
SIGN    Academic
    achievement
    -Pink
SIGN    I want some tasty ice cream
    -Mugi
SIGN    I want a tasty crêpe
    -Sora
SIGN    May Pink get 5%
    of my stomachaches
    -Blue
SIGN    May Blue's stomach medicine
     taste ridiculously bitter
    -Pink
SIGN    May everyone be happy
    -Red
[07:29] Red
    May everyone be happy.
[07:33] Red
    May conflict cease to exist in the world.
SIGN    May conflict cease
    to exist in the world
    -Red
SIGN    May those who suffer
    from disease find relief
    -Red
[07:37] Red
    May those who suffer from
    disease find relief.
[07:41] Red
    May the two of you grow up healthy.
[07:48] Sora
    Then we'll write one that says
    "May Blue stop having stomachaches."
[07:53] Mugi
    Yeah, let's do that.
[07:54] Red
    Seriously, I'm really sorry.
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
[12:26] girl
    We'll build again!
[12:30] Mr. Villain
    Yes, we will.
[12:32] Mr. Villain
    And next time, we'll make them even better.
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
[12:50] Trigger
    I'm Trigger, a higher-up in the Evil League.
[13:04] Trigger
    I fight day after day here on Earth
    in the name of my home planet.
[13:11] Trigger
    But why must I work with this guy*?!
[13:17] Trigger
    Everyone calls him the General,
[13:20] Trigger
    and I hate his guts!
[13:25] Trigger
    What makes him so like a general?
[13:28] Trigger
    I'll make him see that I'm better than him!
[13:35] Trigger
    Why do you go home on foot
    amongst the Earthlings?!
[13:39] Mr. Villain
    It's too early in the day
    to go straight home.
[13:43] Mr. Villain
    Leaping from building
    to building draws attention.
[13:45] Trigger
    We have warp gates, you know?
[13:48] Mr. Villain
    They're down for maintenance.
[13:52] Trigger
    Just my luck. Out on stroll
    with you out of uniform.
[13:56] Mr. Villain
    That's right.
[13:58] Trigger
    What's with that unkempt hair?
[14:03] Trigger
    Where did the General go?!
[14:06] Trigger
    Now he looks a little like*
    some kind of mascot.
[14:13] Mr. Villain
    Hey, look!
[14:15] Trigger
    What's—
[14:16] Mr. Villain
    Panda crêpes.
[14:17] Trigger
    Huh?
[14:19] Mr. Villain
    Look at that. Panda crêpes.
[14:22] Trigger
    Okay, and?
[14:26] Mr. Villain
    Is their cuteness lost on you?
[14:29] Trigger
    I may not get it,
    but don't you look down on me!
[14:34] Trigger
    Hey!
SIGN    CRÊPES
[14:41] Mr. Villain
    One panda crêpe, please.
[14:46] Trigger
    So the General likes crêpes, huh?
[14:49] Trigger
    Is the truth that he has a sweet tooth?
[14:52] Trigger
    How adowable!
[14:54] Trigger
    If our underlings found out about this,
    his image as the General would be ruined.
[15:01] Mr. Villain
    Trigger.
SIGN    Panda Crêpes
[15:03] Mr. Villain
    I can't get a good shot. Hold this.
[15:06] Trigger
    Huh?
[15:13] Trigger
    Give me a warning first!
[15:15] Trigger
    There's the angle! I need to check
    my bangs! I have to be ready!
[15:19] Mr. Villain
    Don't worry.
[15:21] Mr. Villain
    Only the crêpe is in frame.
[15:23] Trigger
    Shut up and eat this already!
[15:30] Trigger
    What's his deal with the freakin' crêpe?
[15:41] Trigger
    What're you doing?
[15:43] Mr. Villain
    I want to eat it, but I feel bad for it.
[15:47] Mr. Villain
    I can never decide which part to eat first.
[16:03] Trigger
    Have you been trying
    to confuse the heck out of me?!
[16:06] Mr. Villain
    What's wrong?
[16:07] Mr. Villain
    You want a crêpe?
[16:09] Trigger
    No, I don't!
[16:10] Trigger
    If we're going back to headquarters,
    hurry up and eat the damn thing!
[16:14] Mr. Villain
    Good call.
[16:19] Trigger
    A coworker I despise
    has a side I wasn't expecting.
[16:22] Trigger
    I did not want to know this!
[16:26] Mr. Villain
    This is the way I like to spend my days off.
[16:29] Mr. Villain
    If you happen to catch me on one,
    don't speak to me.
[16:33] Trigger
    Huh?
[16:34] Mr. Villain
    I prefer to enjoy my time off by myself.
[16:37] Trigger
    Who'd even speak to you anyway?!
[16:39] Trigger
    Don't be so full of yourself!
[16:41] Mr. Villain
    Right.
[16:56] Rooney
    Hey, hey, General.
[16:58] Rooney
    About those Earth creatures you like...
[17:01] Mr. Villain
    You mean pandas?
[17:03] Rooney
    That's them.
[17:04] Rooney
    It's hard to see their eyes, isn't it?
[17:06] Mr. Villain
    What?!
[17:08] Rooney
    When you're not at work,
    it's hard to see your eyes, too.
[17:14] Rooney
    You kinda match the pandas.
SIGN    Didn't take it as an insult
[17:27] Mr. Villain
    I will leave on time today!
[17:29] Mr. Villain
    I bought ice cream at the convenience
    store and got things together for dinner
[17:32] Mr. Villain
    because there's a special
     panda documentary tonight!
[17:36] Mr. Villain
    I swear I'm going to watch it live!
[17:38] Mr. Villain
    I've set it up to record, naturally,
     but that's not the point!
[17:44] Mr. Villain
    On time, on time, on time.
[17:46] Mr. Villain
    Panda special, panda special.
[17:47] Mr. Villain
    On time, on time, on time.
[17:48] Mr. Villain
    Panda special, panda special.
[17:50] Mr. Villain
    On time, on time, on time.
[17:51] Mr. Villain
    Panda special, panda special.
[17:53] Mr. Villain
    On time, on time, on time.
[17:54] Mr. Villain
    Panda special...
[18:02] Mr. Villain
    Are you cheering for me?
[18:06] Mr. Villain
    Thanks.
[18:16] Mr. Villain
    In the end, something came up
    today right before quitting time,
[18:20] Mr. Villain
    and much to my annoyance,
    I had to work very late.
[18:25] Mr. Villain
    Unfortunately, I have work tomorrow, too.
[18:28] Mr. Villain
    I need to get to sleep as soon as possible.
[18:32] Mr. Villain
    But... I can't sleep at all!
[18:36] Mr. Villain
    My body is clearly in need of rest.
[18:40] Mr. Villain
    Yet in spite of that,
    I find myself wide awake!
[18:45] Mr. Villain
    I have to sleep.
[18:47] Mr. Villain
    I have to sleep.
[18:50] Mr. Villain
    I have to sleep.
[18:58] Mr. Villain
    It's no use!
[18:59] Mr. Villain
    Why can't I do it?!
[19:01] Mr. Villain
    Am I too exhausted?
[19:03] Mr. Villain
    If I lie here awake too long,
    morning will come!
[19:06] Mr. Villain
    I can't go to work without a wink of sleep!
[19:09] Mr. Villain
    What a horrifying thought.
[19:12] Mr. Villain
    The night is so quiet.
[19:15] Mr. Villain
    It's like being adrift in outer space.
[19:20] Mr. Villain
    I wonder if those I left behind
    on our world are doing well.
[19:25] Mr. Villain
    I can't let my brethren experience
    this kind of isolation.
[19:31] Mr. Villain
    You know, Earthlings talk of counting
    sheep when they can't sleep.
[19:36] Mr. Villain
    Then I shall count pandas!
[19:40] Mr. Villain
    One panda.
SIGN    His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
SIGN    His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
[19:42] Mr. Villain
    Two pandas.
SIGN    His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
[19:44] Mr. Villain
    Three pandas.
[19:46] Mr. Villain
    Four pandas.
[19:48] Mr. Villain
    Five pandas.
[19:50] Mr. Villain
    Six pandas.
[19:51] Mr. Villain
    Seven pandas.
[19:56] Mr. Villain
    Eight pandas.
[19:58] Mr. Villain
    Nine pandas.
[19:59] Mr. Villain
    Ten pandas.
[20:01] Mr. Villain
    Eleven pandas.
[20:03] Mr. Villain
    Twelve pandas.
[20:05] Mr. Villain
    Thirteen pandas.
[20:18] Rooney
    General! What's the matter?
[20:20] Rooney
    Your face looks even scarier than usual.
[20:23] Mr. Villain
    I went beyond the number
    of confirmed pandas on Earth.
[20:29] Rooney
    Say what now?
[20:32] Mr. Villain
    Earthlings count sheep
    when they can't sleep.
[20:36] Rooney
    Oh, that.
[20:38] Rooney
    I hear that's because "sheep"
    and "sleep" sound similar.
SIGN    °This is just one theory
[20:42] Mr. Villain
    Then pandas were never going to work.
[20:45] Rooney
    Go take a nap.
[20:47] Rooney
    I'll let you use my kotatsu monster.
[20:50] Mr. Villain
    You've still got that out?
[20:53] Mr. Villain
    Put away your winter things already.
[20:55] Rooney
    I mean, I can't argue...
    but it's so darn comfortable.
[21:04] Rooney
    General?
[21:07] Rooney
    Huh? Did you fall asleep standing up?
[21:34] Mr. Villain
    In my dream, I gazed at the night
    sky with a hundred pandas.
[21:40] Mr. Villain
    I told them that shining star was my home.
[21:46] Mr. Villain
    Or, I think I did.
SIGN    Mr. Villain's
    Day Off
[23:21] Mr. Villain
    An eternal nap is a momentary illusion.
[23:27] Mr. Villain
    An invitation from a floral garden.
[23:32] Mr. Villain
    Beyond the carousel, a maze with no exit.
[23:40] Mr. Villain
    A bustling circus.
[23:43] Mr. Villain
    A marvelous trip, like magic.
[23:46] Mr. Villain
    A pandaful weekend.
SIGN    A Pandaful Weekend.