# E6 - Those Who Wish in Summer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3KW9N/those-who-wish-in-summer)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:31] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[01:42] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
**[01:46] Mr. Villain**
*But today is my day off.*
**[01:50] Mr. Villain**
*On the way home from the supermarket,*
**[01:52] Mr. Villain**
*I was enjoying some sun in the park*
**[01:55] Mr. Villain**
*while sorting through my panda photos.*
**[02:01] Hibiki**
I'm telling you, this'll be another year
Orihime and Hikoboshi fail to meet.
**[02:06] Aya**
What?! They will *too* meet!
**[02:09] Mr. Villain**
*Orihime? Hikoboshi?*
**[02:12] Mr. Villain**
*Who the heck are they?*
**[02:15] Mr. Villain**
* I can't help but get caught up in this*
* conversation the children are having.*
**[02:20] Hibiki**
They totally won't. I mean, it always rains.
**[02:25] Mr. Villain**
*If it rains, they can't meet?*
**[02:27] Aya**
It might be clear this year!
**[02:30] Hibiki**
The forecast is calling
for rain on the seventh.
**[02:35] Mr. Villain**
*They're only concerned about the seventh?*
**[02:38] Mr. Villain**
* That must mean Orihime and Hikoboshi*
* have plans to go out that day,*
**[02:44] Mr. Villain**
*but it keeps getting rained out every year.*
**[02:48] Mr. Villain**
*They should consider a different date.*
**[02:50] Mr. Villain**
*Is that the only day they can make it work?*
**[02:53] Hibiki**
It's because they spent all their
time having fun, not working.
**[02:58] Hibiki**
They got what they deserve.
**[03:00] Hibiki**
Just like my mom and dad.
**[03:05] Aya**
Hibiki...
**[03:07] Aya**
That reminds me, Hibiki,
aren't you moving on the seventh?
**[03:12] Hibiki**
Yeah, I'm moving in with my grandparents.
**[03:14] Aya**
Is that far away?
**[03:16] Hibiki**
It is.
**[03:17] Aya**
What about your mom and dad?
**[03:20] Hibiki**
They're not going.
**[03:22] Aya**
I'll come see you off!
**[03:24] Hibiki**
You don't have to, Aya. It'll be raining.
**[03:27] Aya**
I'll come anyway!
**[03:29] Hibiki**
You'll get wet.
**[03:32] Aya**
I don't care!
**[03:34] Aya**
I'm not Orihime, so I can come
see you even if it's raining!
**[03:39] Hibiki**
Does that make me Hikoboshi?
**[03:42] Aya**
Or it can be the other way around.
**[03:44] Hibiki**
Either's fine by me.
**[03:47] Hibiki**
I better head home or I'll get an earful.
**[03:51] Hibiki**
Thanks for letting me play this.
**[03:52] Aya**
Oh, you can hang on to it, Hibiki.
**[03:56] Aya**
I'll borrow my brother's, so it's fine.
**[03:58] Hibiki**
I can't, Aya.
**[03:59] Hibiki**
Somebody bought it for you, right?
**[04:03] Hibiki**
I'll try wishing that
someone buys me one too.
**[04:07] Aya**
Hibiki!
**[04:09] Aya**
The seventh, okay?!
I swear I'll come see you!
**[04:15] Aya**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
**[04:22] Mr. Villain**
* I never did find out who*
* Orihime and Hikoboshi are.*
**[04:27] Mr. Villain**
* But I did learn they're a couple*
* of worthless layabouts.*
***SIGN*** Tanabata
Star Festival
***SIGN*** July 7th
3PM 5PM 7PM
***SIGN*** Concert, Raffle, Fireworks
***SIGN*** Orihime
**[04:33] Mr. Villain**
*Is this them?*
***SIGN*** Hikoboshi
***SIGN*** Sasamoto Butcher Shop
**[04:39] older lady**
Why hello, mister.
**[04:40] older lady**
Care to write one for yourself?
**[04:45] older lady**
Here.
**[04:49] Mr. Villain**
What do you write on this?
**[04:52] older lady**
What? Don't tell me you've
never used a tanzaku before.
**[04:56] older lady**
You write a wish on it,
then hang it on bamboo.
***SIGN*** May I get to
travel a lot
***SIGN*** May my dog live
a long, healthy life
***SIGN*** May I become an
upstanding adult
***SIGN*** World peace
***SIGN*** May I happen across
a good sauna
**[05:01] older lady**
You can wish for world peace,
the well-being of your household... Anything.
***SIGN*** May I happen across
a good sauna
**[05:12] woman**
What to write...
**[05:13] woman A**
I know!
**[05:14] Mr. Villain**
*My wish?*
**[05:14] woman**
I'm not sure.
**[05:15] Mr. Villain**
*Humanity's downfall.*
**[05:19] older lady**
Here, mister. A croquette on the house.
**[05:21] older lady**
Fresh from the fryer.
***SIGN*** Sasamoto Butcher Shop
**[05:25] older lady**
Have some fresh croquettes!
**[05:28] woman A**
Oh, yay!
**[05:30] woman A**
Thank you.
**[05:31] older lady**
I hope your wishes come true.
**[05:34] Mr. Villain**
*This is good.*
***SIGN*** Butcher Shop
**[05:57] Mr. Villain**
Two croquettes, please.
**[05:59] older lady**
Why thank you!
**[06:01] older lady**
Come back for more, you hear?
***SIGN*** World peace
***SIGN*** May I pass my exam!
***SIGN*** May I get to eat
first-rate yakiniku
***SIGN*** May the two of them get to meet
***SIGN*** May the world
be at peace
-Red
**[06:44] Red**
There.
***SIGN*** May everyone enjoy
good health
-Red
**[06:46] Mugi/Sora**
Red.
**[06:48] Sora**
That's your twelfth one.
**[06:50] Mugi**
How many tanzaku are you going to use up?
**[06:54] Red**
I'm on a roll.
**[06:55] Mugi**
Isn't there only one thing
you should wish for?
**[06:58] Mugi/Sora**
"I want a sense of direction."
**[07:03] Red**
Sorry I'm like that.
**[07:05] Mugi**
It's okay.
**[07:06] Sora**
We've just accepted it.
**[07:08] Red**
That was all I could think of at first, too.
***SIGN*** May Red find his way home
-Blue
***SIGN*** May Red acquire a sense of direction
-Blue
***SIGN*** May Red stop getting lost
-Blue
***SIGN*** Red gets lost so much,
it makes my stomach ache
-Blue
**[07:11] Red**
But Blue already wished for it over and over.
**[07:16] Mugi/Sora**
Oh.
**[07:18] Red**
So I thought I should wish for other things.
***SIGN*** Academic
achievement
-Pink
***SIGN*** I want some tasty ice cream
-Mugi
***SIGN*** I want a tasty crêpe
-Sora
***SIGN*** May Pink get 5%
of my stomachaches
-Blue
***SIGN*** May Blue's stomach medicine
taste ridiculously bitter
-Pink
***SIGN*** May everyone be happy
-Red
**[07:29] Red**
May everyone be happy.
**[07:33] Red**
May conflict cease to exist in the world.
***SIGN*** May conflict cease
to exist in the world
-Red
***SIGN*** May those who suffer
from disease find relief
-Red
**[07:37] Red**
May those who suffer from
disease find relief.
**[07:41] Red**
May the two of you grow up healthy.
**[07:48] Sora**
Then we'll write one that says
"May Blue stop having stomachaches."
**[07:53] Mugi**
Yeah, let's do that.
**[07:54] Red**
Seriously, I'm really sorry.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[12:26] girl**
We'll build again!
**[12:30] Mr. Villain**
Yes, we will.
**[12:32] Mr. Villain**
And next time, we'll make them even better.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[12:50] Trigger**
*I'm Trigger, a higher-up in the Evil League.*
**[13:04] Trigger**
* I fight day after day here on Earth*
* in the name of my home planet.*
**[13:11] Trigger**
*But why must I work with* this guy*?!*
**[13:17] Trigger**
*Everyone calls him the General,*
**[13:20] Trigger**
*and I hate his guts!*
**[13:25] Trigger**
*What makes* him *so like a general?*
**[13:28] Trigger**
*I'll make him see that I'm better than him!*
**[13:35] Trigger**
Why do you go home on foot
amongst the Earthlings?!
**[13:39] Mr. Villain**
It's too early in the day
to go straight home.
**[13:43] Mr. Villain**
Leaping from building
to building draws attention.
**[13:45] Trigger**
We have warp gates, you know?
**[13:48] Mr. Villain**
They're down for maintenance.
**[13:52] Trigger**
Just my luck. Out on stroll
with you out of uniform.
**[13:56] Mr. Villain**
That's right.
**[13:58] Trigger**
*What's with that unkempt hair?*
**[14:03] Trigger**
*Where did the General go?!*
**[14:06] Trigger**
* Now he looks a little like*
* some kind of mascot.*
**[14:13] Mr. Villain**
Hey, look!
**[14:15] Trigger**
What's—
**[14:16] Mr. Villain**
Panda crêpes.
**[14:17] Trigger**
Huh?
**[14:19] Mr. Villain**
Look at that. Panda crêpes.
**[14:22] Trigger**
Okay, and?
**[14:26] Mr. Villain**
Is their cuteness lost on you?
**[14:29] Trigger**
I may not get it,
but don't you look down on me!
**[14:34] Trigger**
Hey!
***SIGN*** CRÊPES
**[14:41] Mr. Villain**
One panda crêpe, please.
**[14:46] Trigger**
*So the General likes crêpes, huh?*
**[14:49] Trigger**
*Is the truth that he has a sweet tooth?*
**[14:52] Trigger**
*How adowable!*
**[14:54] Trigger**
* If our underlings found out about this,*
* his image as the General would be ruined.*
**[15:01] Mr. Villain**
Trigger.
***SIGN*** Panda Crêpes
**[15:03] Mr. Villain**
I can't get a good shot. Hold this.
**[15:06] Trigger**
Huh?
**[15:13] Trigger**
Give me a warning first!
**[15:15] Trigger**
There's the angle! I need to check
my bangs! I have to be ready!
**[15:19] Mr. Villain**
Don't worry.
**[15:21] Mr. Villain**
Only the crêpe is in frame.
**[15:23] Trigger**
Shut up and eat this already!
**[15:30] Trigger**
*What's his deal with the freakin' crêpe?*
**[15:41] Trigger**
What're you doing?
**[15:43] Mr. Villain**
I want to eat it, but I feel bad for it.
**[15:47] Mr. Villain**
I can never decide which part to eat first.
**[16:03] Trigger**
Have you been *trying*
to confuse the heck out of me?!
**[16:06] Mr. Villain**
What's wrong?
**[16:07] Mr. Villain**
You want a crêpe?
**[16:09] Trigger**
No, I don't!
**[16:10] Trigger**
If we're going back to headquarters,
hurry up and eat the damn thing!
**[16:14] Mr. Villain**
Good call.
**[16:19] Trigger**
* A coworker I despise*
* has a side I wasn't expecting.*
**[16:22] Trigger**
*I did* not *want to know this!*
**[16:26] Mr. Villain**
This is the way I like to spend my days off.
**[16:29] Mr. Villain**
If you happen to catch me on one,
don't speak to me.
**[16:33] Trigger**
Huh?
**[16:34] Mr. Villain**
I prefer to enjoy my time off by myself.
**[16:37] Trigger**
Who'd even speak to you anyway?!
**[16:39] Trigger**
Don't be so full of yourself!
**[16:41] Mr. Villain**
Right.
**[16:56] Rooney**
Hey, hey, General.
**[16:58] Rooney**
About those Earth creatures you like...
**[17:01] Mr. Villain**
You mean pandas?
**[17:03] Rooney**
That's them.
**[17:04] Rooney**
It's hard to see their eyes, isn't it?
**[17:06] Mr. Villain**
What?!
**[17:08] Rooney**
When you're not at work,
it's hard to see your eyes, too.
**[17:14] Rooney**
You kinda match the pandas.
***SIGN*** Didn't take it as an insult
**[17:27] Mr. Villain**
I *will* leave on time today!
**[17:29] Mr. Villain**
I bought ice cream at the convenience
store and got things together for dinner
**[17:32] Mr. Villain**
because there's a special
panda documentary tonight!
**[17:36] Mr. Villain**
I swear I'm going to watch it live!
**[17:38] Mr. Villain**
I've set it up to record, naturally,
but that's not the point!
**[17:44] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:46] Mr. Villain**
Panda special, panda special.
**[17:47] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:48] Mr. Villain**
Panda special, panda special.
**[17:50] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:51] Mr. Villain**
Panda special, panda special.
**[17:53] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:54] Mr. Villain**
Panda special...
**[18:02] Mr. Villain**
Are you cheering for me?
**[18:06] Mr. Villain**
Thanks.
**[18:16] Mr. Villain**
* In the end, something came up*
* today right before quitting time,*
**[18:20] Mr. Villain**
* and much to my annoyance,*
* I had to work very late.*
**[18:25] Mr. Villain**
*Unfortunately, I have work tomorrow, too.*
**[18:28] Mr. Villain**
*I need to get to sleep as soon as possible.*
**[18:32] Mr. Villain**
*But... I can't sleep at all!*
**[18:36] Mr. Villain**
*My body is clearly in need of rest.*
**[18:40] Mr. Villain**
* Yet in spite of that,*
* I find myself wide awake!*
**[18:45] Mr. Villain**
*I have to sleep.*
**[18:47] Mr. Villain**
*I have to sleep.*
**[18:50] Mr. Villain**
*I have to sleep.*
**[18:58] Mr. Villain**
*It's no use!*
**[18:59] Mr. Villain**
*Why can't I do it?!*
**[19:01] Mr. Villain**
*Am I too exhausted?*
**[19:03] Mr. Villain**
* If I lie here awake too long,*
* morning will come!*
**[19:06] Mr. Villain**
*I can't go to work without a wink of sleep!*
**[19:09] Mr. Villain**
*What a horrifying thought.*
**[19:12] Mr. Villain**
*The night is so quiet.*
**[19:15] Mr. Villain**
*It's like being adrift in outer space.*
**[19:20] Mr. Villain**
* I wonder if those I left behind*
* on our world are doing well.*
**[19:25] Mr. Villain**
* I can't let my brethren experience*
* this kind of isolation.*
**[19:31] Mr. Villain**
* You know, Earthlings talk of counting*
* sheep when they can't sleep.*
**[19:36] Mr. Villain**
*Then I shall count pandas!*
**[19:40] Mr. Villain**
One panda.
***SIGN*** His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
***SIGN*** His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
Two pandas.
***SIGN*** His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
**[19:44] Mr. Villain**
Three pandas.
**[19:46] Mr. Villain**
Four pandas.
**[19:48] Mr. Villain**
Five pandas.
**[19:50] Mr. Villain**
Six pandas.
**[19:51] Mr. Villain**
Seven pandas.
**[19:56] Mr. Villain**
Eight pandas.
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
Nine pandas.
**[19:59] Mr. Villain**
Ten pandas.
**[20:01] Mr. Villain**
Eleven pandas.
**[20:03] Mr. Villain**
Twelve pandas.
**[20:05] Mr. Villain**
Thirteen pandas.
**[20:18] Rooney**
General! What's the matter?
**[20:20] Rooney**
Your face looks even scarier than usual.
**[20:23] Mr. Villain**
I went beyond the number
of confirmed pandas on Earth.
**[20:29] Rooney**
Say what now?
**[20:32] Mr. Villain**
Earthlings count sheep
when they can't sleep.
**[20:36] Rooney**
Oh, that.
**[20:38] Rooney**
I hear that's because "sheep"
and "sleep" sound similar.
***SIGN*** °This is just one theory
**[20:42] Mr. Villain**
Then pandas were never going to work.
**[20:45] Rooney**
Go take a nap.
**[20:47] Rooney**
I'll let you use my kotatsu monster.
**[20:50] Mr. Villain**
You've still got that out?
**[20:53] Mr. Villain**
Put away your winter things already.
**[20:55] Rooney**
I mean, I can't argue...
but it's so darn comfortable.
**[21:04] Rooney**
General?
**[21:07] Rooney**
Huh? Did you fall asleep standing up?
**[21:34] Mr. Villain**
* In my dream, I gazed at the night*
* sky with a hundred pandas.*
**[21:40] Mr. Villain**
*I told them that shining star was my home.*
**[21:46] Mr. Villain**
*Or, I think I did.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's
Day Off
**[23:21] Mr. Villain**
An eternal nap is a momentary illusion.
**[23:27] Mr. Villain**
An invitation from a floral garden.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
Beyond the carousel, a maze with no exit.
**[23:40] Mr. Villain**
A bustling circus.
**[23:43] Mr. Villain**
A marvelous trip, like magic.
**[23:46] Mr. Villain**
A pandaful weekend.
***SIGN*** A Pandaful Weekend.