E5 - Magical Girl in Distress

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SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
[01:35] Pink
    I am Ranger Daybreak Pink.
[01:39] Pink
    Transform.
[02:00] Pink
    I will defeat the Evil League,
    which threatens Earth.
[02:03] Pink
    That's my job.
[02:08] Pink
    Every day I patrol, and occasionally I fight.
[02:13] Pink
    Again and again, I send
    enemies flying with my strikes.
[02:24] Pink
    I've had enough...
[02:26] Pink
    of this hero suit that's
    like full-body tights,
[02:29] Pink
    and of this knock-down,
    drag-out fighting style.
[02:34] Pink
    Because the truth is...
[02:53] (Flashback) Pink
    They're so cute.
[02:55] Pink
    The truth is that I always wanted
    to be a magical girl!
SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima
[03:06] Pink
    Stupid!
[03:08] Pink
    You could never pull that look off!
    For shame!
[03:19] Pink
    This is Daybreak Pink. Enemies eliminated.
[03:22] Pink
    I'm returning to my patrol.
SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima
SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima
[03:30] Pink
    Yeah, I'm just not suited for it.
[03:38] Pink
    It's gone...
[03:39] Pink
    The keychain I bought because
    I'm so into magical girl wands!
[03:43] Pink
    I had it in my purse as a good-luck charm.
[03:46] Pink
    Maybe it fell out when I was shopping?
[03:50] Mugi
    Blue, are you going out to collect Red?
[03:52] Sora
    You're not going to wait for Black?
[03:54] Blue
    That's right.
[03:56] Blue
    Pink, what're you doing?
[03:58] Pink
    Ugh, Blue.
[03:59] Blue
    Huh?
[04:00] Blue
    Oh, you're wearing glasses today.
[04:03] Pink
    I know this guy would make fun of me if
    he found out I had magical girl swag.
[04:09] Pink
    Not that it's any of your business.
[04:11] Blue
    What? You know, you never show
    so much as a shred of cuteness.
[04:19] Pink
    Then why not just deal with Red? He's cute.
[04:23] Blue
    Huh?
[04:24] Blue
    This is exactly what I'm talking—
[04:25] Blue
    Ow!
[04:29] Mugi
    That was bad of both of you.
[04:32] Sora
    But you should think a little more
    before you open your mouth, Blue.
[04:36] Sora
    Shame on you.
[04:37] Blue
    Ow!
[04:41] Sora
    Pink, are you about to go out?
[04:44] Mugi
    It's almost time for Black's patrol.
[04:47] Mugi
    Blue can go collect Red.
[04:51] Pink
    I won't cause any trouble.
[05:01] Pink
    I know better than anyone
    that I'm devoid of cuteness.
[05:08] Pink
    It's not here...
[05:10] Pink
    Or here...
[05:18] Pink
    It's not here either.
[05:31] Pink
    I'll leave soon.
[05:43] Pink
    It's nowhere to be found.
[05:47] Pink
    And the shop is closed now.
[05:49] Pink
    That leaves...
SIGN    Unohara Police Box
[05:52] Pink
    Um, excuse me.
[05:55] Pink
    There it is!
SIGN    Beware suspicious phone calls!
[05:59] police officer
    Someone only just came by to drop it off.
[06:04] police officer
    They just walked out the door,
    so they might still be nearby—
[06:08] police officer
    Look for someone tall in a trench coat!
[06:17] Red
    I'm home!
[06:18] Red
    Today I made it back all by myself!
[06:22] Red
    What's wrong with you two?
[06:25] Mugi
    If Pink turns to crime, it's Blue's fault.
[06:28] sfx
    ache ache ache ache ache ache ache
[06:30] sfx
    ache ache ache ache ache
[06:34] Red
    Blue, you can't make little kids cry.
[06:37] Blue
    They're not the ones in tears. I am.
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:37] sfx
    ache
[06:40] Blue
    My legs hurt like hell.
[06:43] Blue
    And someone was already
    giving me a stomachache.
SIGN    "someone"
[06:47] Red
    Sorry.
[06:48] Mugi
    Can we ask Black to go and get Pink?
[06:52] Blue
    If she's not back in ten minutes, I'll go.
[06:59] Pink
    That's not them.
SIGN    Unohara
    Community
    Bus
[07:03] Pink
    Nope.
[07:04] Pink
    Double nope.
[07:15] Pink
    That's the one!
[07:17] Pink
    Hey, wait...
[07:22] Pink
    Wait up!
[07:30] Pink
    Are you the one who turned this in?
[07:32] Mr. Villain
    Yes. You're the owner, I take it?
[07:36] Pink
    I, um...
[07:38] Pink
    Thank you very much.
[07:41] Mr. Villain
    Take care not to lose
     the things you treasure...
[07:48] Mr. Villain
    Miss Magical Girl.
[07:59] Pink
    What's with him?
[08:03] Pink
    Does he know about Magical Girl Angel Anima?
[08:10] Pink
    That's actually what I've always
    wanted to be called instead of a Ranger.
[08:25] Pink
    I'd better put this away so I don't lose it.
[08:30] Blue
    Hey.
[08:36] Blue
    Don't walk around by yourself at this hour.
[08:39] Blue
    Everyone's worried about you.
[08:42] Blue
    Find what you were looking for?
[08:44] Pink
    I did.
[08:47] Blue
    Okay.
[08:49] Blue
    Let's go home.
[08:51] Pink
    You'll stretch out my sleeve.
[08:53] Blue
    Then start walking.
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
[09:23] Mr. Villain
    I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,
    which fights daily to wipe out humankind
[09:32] Mr. Villain
    and claim the Earth in the
    name of our home planet.
SIGN    Panda Enclosure
[09:40] Mr. Villain
    Today's objective is the
    black-and-white furball.
[09:46] Mr. Villain
    Just you wait, fur-face!
[10:34] Mr. Villain
    So cute!
[10:36] Mr. Villain
    What's the deal with this creature?!
[10:43] Mr. Villain
    I didn't notice when I first came to Earth,
[10:46] Mr. Villain
    but these days when I walk around,
SIGN    Unohara Drugstore
[10:49] Mr. Villain
    there are pandas everywhere you look.
[10:53] Mr. Villain
    For example...
SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima
SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima
[10:55] Mr. Villain
    they even show up in this "anime"
    stuff the Earthlings enjoy.
SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima
[11:04] Mr. Villain
    It figures.
[11:05] Mr. Villain
    Putting wings on pandas makes
    them that much more charming.
SIGN    Unohara Shopping District
SIGN    Panda Fair Now Underway
SIGN    Panda Fair Now Underway
[11:28] staffer
    The Panda Fair is underway.
[11:29] child
    Thanks!
[11:30] staffer
    If you buy a panda product,
    you'll receive a stamp.
[11:39] child
    Thanks!
[11:44] child
    Thank you, Mr. Panda!
[12:02] staffer
    Get ten stamps to exchange them for
    a shopping district-original panda prize!
SIGN    Panda Fair
[12:14] staffer
    The Panda Fair is underway!
SIGN    Unohara Shopping District
    Panda Fair Stamp Card
SIGN    Panda Fair
SIGN    Get a stamp each time you
    buy a panda product!
    
    
    Collect ten stamps and get
    an original panda prize!
[12:21] Mr. Villain
    I see.
[12:23] Mr. Villain
    You buy ten panda products,
    then get a prize on top of that.
SIGN    Panda Fair
SIGN    Get a stamp each time you buy a panda product!
SIGN    Collect ten stamps and get an original panda prize!
[12:29] Mr. Villain
    That's fabulous.
SIGN    Panda Fair
    Now Underway
[12:40] Mr. Villain
    Bread is a must-have.
[12:42] Mr. Villain
    Although it's hard to know
    where to bite first.
[12:52] Mr. Villain
    Panda sandwich bread?!
[12:58] clerk
    We'll cut it to your desired thickness.
[13:05] Mr. Villain
    What an awful threat, Earthling!
[13:10] Mr. Villain
    Hold on.
[13:18] Mr. Villain
    That would make even more pandas.
[13:25] clerk
    Thank you very much!
[13:30] Mr. Villain
    I made off with quite the purchase.
SIGN    Chinese Deli
SIGN    Steamed Dumplings
SIGN    Everything Buns
SIGN    Panda Print Meat Buns
SIGN    Panda Print Potstickers
SIGN    Chinese Deli
SIGN    Unohara Grocery
SIGN    Chinese Noodles
SIGN    Almond Jelly
SIGN    Kiyoya Sweets
SIGN    Panda Fair
    Now Underway
[14:15] Mr. Villain
    I ended up pretty much just getting food.
[14:23] Mr. Villain
    Just one more to go.
SIGN    Prize Exchange
SIGN    Unohara Shopping District
SIGN    Panda Fair
    Now Underway
[14:34] Mr. Villain
    I'd like to trade this in.
[14:35] old lady
    Sure thing.
[14:39] old lady
    Please choose which prize you'd like.
SIGN    Unohara Shopping District Panda Fair Prize List
SIGN    Mug w/ lid
SIGN    Tumbler
SIGN    Picnic lunch box
SIGN    Picnic blanket
SIGN    Reusable bag
SIGN    Colored pencil set
SIGN    Mug w/ lid
SIGN    Tumbler
SIGN    Picnic lunch box
SIGN    Picnic blanket
SIGN    Picnic lunch box
SIGN    Picnic blanket
SIGN    Reusable shopping bag
SIGN    Colored pencil set
SIGN    Reusable shopping bag
SIGN    Colored pencil set
SIGN    Prize Exchange
SIGN    Unohara Shopping District
SIGN    Panda Fair
    Now Underway
SIGN    Colored pencil set
[15:22] Mr. Villain
    No, wait.
[15:24] Mr. Villain
    This isn't easy.
SIGN    Mug w/ lid
SIGN    Tumbler
SIGN    Picnic lunch box
SIGN    Picnic blanket
SIGN    Mug w/ lid
[15:32] Mr. Villain
    I'll take this.
SIGN    Meat Buns
SIGN    Potstickers
SIGN    Almond Jelly
SIGN    Almond Jelly
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
[16:14] Mr. Villain
    Today is my day off.
[16:23] Mr. Villain
    When work gets busy, I inevitably
    end up neglecting things at home.
[16:29] Mr. Villain
    And so, today is...
[16:35] Mr. Villain
    all about cleaning.
[16:42] Mr. Villain
    I heard that with vacuums, the suction is
    stronger when you pull than when you push.
[16:50] Mr. Villain
    Dust bunnies readily form
    in the corners of rooms.
[16:54] Mr. Villain
    You've got to be thorough.
[17:31] Mr. Villain
    There.
[17:37] Mr. Villain
    Might as well reorganize, too.
[17:40] Mr. Villain
    That reminds me...
    I'm almost out of detergent.
[17:45] Mr. Villain
    I can throw out this stuff down here.
SIGN    The box is empty
[18:07] Mr. Villain
    I'll hang on to it...
[18:34] Mr. Villain
    Time for a little break.
SIGN    Panda just eats bamboo
[18:43] Mr. Villain
    They uploaded a special video
    shot by the zookeepers?!
SIGN    Just filmed! Special video by the zookeepers
SIGN    I tried making rice balls that look like pandas from behind!
[19:29] Mr. Villain
    What nice weather.
[19:31] Mr. Villain
    I'm glad I hung the laundry out to dry.
[19:42] Mr. Villain
    This creature...
[19:46] Mr. Villain
    Animalia. Chordata.
[19:48] Mr. Villain
    Vertebrata. Mammalia.
[19:50] Mr. Villain
    Carnivora. Feliformia.
[19:53] Mr. Villain
    Felidae. Felis.
[19:55] Mr. Villain
    A cat!
[19:58] Mr. Villain
    This creature's standoffish attitude and
    charm have made it a favorite with Earthlings.
[20:05] Mr. Villain
    That favor is a weakness!
[20:08] Mr. Villain
    If we win them over to our side,
    they should prove a valuable asset.
[20:13] Mr. Villain
    And this cat's coat resembles
    a panda's to boot.
[20:21] Mr. Villain
    Hey, cat. Nice weather we're having, huh?
[20:31] Mr. Villain
    It won't even look my way.
[20:33] Mr. Villain
    But all the better, Earthlings.
[20:36] Mr. Villain
    I shall not be dissuaded.
[20:41] Mr. Villain
    We're newcomers to this world.
[20:44] Mr. Villain
    Perhaps I sounded too rude to one
    who has dwelt here for eons.
[20:49] Mr. Villain
    In other words...
[20:51] Mr. Villain
    Isn't today's weather
     simply delightful, Mr. Cat?
[20:54] Mr. Villain
    How'd you like that, feline?!
[20:59] Mr. Villain
    I earned a glance!
[21:01] Mr. Villain
    Did you see that, Earthlings?!
[21:08] Mr. Villain
    O-Oh, of course. It has a different language.
[21:13] Mr. Villain
    That's so obvious.
    How could I have forgotten?
[21:17] Mr. Villain
    This cat has been sitting here listening
    to my unintelligible babble!
[21:23] Mr. Villain
    How generous in spirit it must be!
[21:25] Mr. Villain
    I must respond in good faith.
SIGN    On patrol
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
[23:22] Mr. Villain
    Vega and Altair.
[23:24] Mr. Villain
    A fleeting rendezvous.
[23:27] Mr. Villain
    They approach and retreat, like waves.
[23:32] Mr. Villain
    They're drawn together,
    then they part once more.
[23:38] Mr. Villain
    A small strip of paper for a wish.
[23:41] Mr. Villain
    The stars twinkle, and the sea resounds.
[23:45] Mr. Villain
    Those who wish in summer.
SIGN    Those Who Wish in Summer